Funny story:  Snooki Shows Up Topless To Sign Autographs For Community Service

Snooki Shows Up Topless To Sign Autographs For Community Service

Quality Entertainment is reporting that a wobbly Snooki, the Jersey Shore star, has showed up to sign autographs for fans for free to serve out part of her sentence for her public intoxication hearing. She signed autographs for three hours as oth...
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Funny story:  Jonas Brothers Celebrate John, Not Ringo!

Jonas Brothers Celebrate John, Not Ringo!

The Jonas Brothers decided to use YouTube to celebrate and remember the late John Lennon on Lennon's 70th birthday. "Wow. If he were here today he'd look funny", stated Nick Jonas. "I mean, look at all those old farts. I guess Ono would have him a...
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Funny story:  O'Donnell, Coons Exchange Lists of "Do Not Use" Words

O'Donnell, Coons Exchange Lists of "Do Not Use" Words

Rather than have tonight's debate between Tea Party candidate Christine O'Donnell and Democrat Chris Coons deteriorate into back-and-forth name calling, the two candidates have exchanged lists of names to avoid. "The idea came up last night at my...
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Funny story:  Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer Have Another Quickie

Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer Have Another Quickie

It seems that wherever one of these people are performing, the other shows up to "wish them well" and then disappear the next day for their individual careers. "They can't get along with each other for long it seems", claimed a source. "But they s...
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Funny story:  Last Chilean Miner has to be sent back

Last Chilean Miner has to be sent back

As Martin Hernandez Gomez, the last of the Chilean miners to be brought to the surface has been forced back down the rescue hole. Cameras were checked as Gomez came to the surface, and he had left the TV and all the lights on. Gomez had persuad...
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Funny story:  Bravo Chile

Bravo Chile

How long before one of the miners brought up from the jaws of hell is asked, "Honey, take the garbage to the basement?" Never. From South Africa to Australia to Norway to Japan, the whole world watched and waited wondering if it would work, and...
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Funny story:  Robert De Niro enters Chilean Mine

Robert De Niro enters Chilean Mine

Chile, South America: Joyous families greeted the thirty-three men released from a Chilean mine today, but even as they were being freed, the winched cage used to lift them from the darken tomb where they had been trapped for the last two months was...
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Funny story:  Brett Favre apologizes for inappropriate texts sent to Vikings

Brett Favre apologizes for inappropriate texts sent to Vikings

MINNEAPOLIS, MN-In a tearful press conference yesterday morning, a contrite Brett Favre apologized for a series of improper text messages sent to Vikings staff informing them that he was in great health and perfectly committed to a playoff run wi...
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Funny story:  Joran van der Sloot Claims He Should be Rescued Too

Joran van der Sloot Claims He Should be Rescued Too

Upon getting word while incarnated in a Peruvian prison that one-by-one, the 33 Chilean miners who have been trapped underground since August 5 are now being brought out of the mine, alleged murderer Joran van der Sloot issued a statement through his...
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Funny story:  England set to up the ante following claims of "shit tactics"

England set to up the ante following claims of "shit tactics"

He's tried every formation under the Sun. Including those written only in God's dying language, Latin Now Fabio Capello is preparing one last roll of the dice, following his multi-million pound squad's failure to defeat minnows Montenegro. Taking...
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Funny story:  Popeye lodges claim against supermarket

Popeye lodges claim against supermarket

Lawyers for Popeye The Sailorman have commenced legal action against Tesbury's Supermarkets after it was claimed that their client had suffered a defamation of character when confronted by a display of one of Tesbury's "own brand" products. "I was...
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Funny story:  Theatre Wall Collapses During Brecht Play

Theatre Wall Collapses During Brecht Play

Berlin, Germany: The fourth wall of a Berlin theatre has collapsed during a Brecht play, with many audience members feared injured. At approximately 20:00 local time the fourth wall of the Palais Theatre collapsed dramatically during a performance...
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Funny story:  British Men Unlikely To Embrace Lederhosen Because 'It's All A Bit Gay'

British Men Unlikely To Embrace Lederhosen Because 'It's All A Bit Gay'

British men over the age of sixteen are expected to openly revolt against an EU directive stipulating that in the interests of European brotherhood, they should demonstrate support for their German counterparts by wearing lederhosen for work and leis...
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Funny story:  Australian child carer good to go

Australian child carer good to go

A Brisbane child carer, Sheila Box-Jellyfish, who was convicted of assaulting handicapped children in her care, has sensationally won an appeal which allows her to continue working. In separate incidents, she tied one child to a toilet and beat hi...
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Funny story:  Chinese Mother Theresa Arrested

Chinese Mother Theresa Arrested

Yue Ying, known as the Mother Theresa of China, was arrested today. Ms Ying is known for her work among the poor in Beijing. According to those acquainted with her, Ms. Ying works tirelessly to feed and clothe the poor, and is one of the most compa...
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Funny story:  I am the real Laden says Laden- that one is a liar !

I am the real Laden says Laden- that one is a liar !

I am the real Laden thunder the Laden in a recent video clip sent to this reporter's office a couple of days back. The clipping, the quality of which is not very good shows a middle aged man wearing a heavy turban on his rather thin bony head and wit...
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Funny story:  This Laden is not laden, says Laden

This Laden is not laden, says Laden

The person claiming to be Osama Bin Laden is an imposter according to Mr. Sherbut al Lassi al Osama Bin Laden,who claims to be theoriginal Laden. "This chap is an imposter,no doubt," says Mr. Lassi Laden, "I am descended from the original Arab La...
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Funny story:  Trapped - the Story of Men Cooped up in a Mine in Chile

Trapped - the Story of Men Cooped up in a Mine in Chile

Soon to the big screen will be the amazing story of 33 miners who found their true homosexuality trapped together in a mine 700 meters under ground. "It was hard at first to admit to ourselves what we were. It started after a couple of weeks be...
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Funny story:  Black Family Found With Father!?

Black Family Found With Father!?

In Gladwin, Michigan, a family of Afro-Americans were found to have a father living inside the house, It is not sure that the father is the biological father, but further tests will be taken. "It is an amazing discovery" says xenobiologist Irma No...
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Funny story:  Thirty-Fourth Miner Holds Out for Book Deal, "Oprah"

Thirty-Fourth Miner Holds Out for Book Deal, "Oprah"

As the countdown to the rescue of nearly three dozen Chilean miners trapped deep in a mine for 70 days continued today, an unexpected snag developed with the announcement that Jose Galinas, a previously undisclosed 34th miner, plans to hole up and ho...
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Funny story:  Golfer Loses Bag; Files Suit Against LGPA Over Missing Putter!

Golfer Loses Bag; Files Suit Against LGPA Over Missing Putter!

An aspiring female golfer has her panties in an uproar and is suing the LGPA for not letting her try out for the tour all because she dumped her bag & putter! Lana Lawless (sic) (not making this up), a former MALE SWAT team member under went t...
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Funny story:  TV Lesbians make love in the morgue on licence payers money!

TV Lesbians make love in the morgue on licence payers money!

Licence payers were shocked last night as a brand new and very spicy hot series based on a group of Scottish lesbians was shown with them wearing kilts (without panties, cheeky). Snogging, seducing, raunchy love scenes were not the problem and the...
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Funny story:  Women's football hits the big time

Women's football hits the big time

The Football League have caved in to pressure from feminists and are set to allocate a place in next season's N'power league 2 to a team of all stars from the women's game. The feminists, led by the new darling of the left, Millie Headband, have...
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Funny story:  Gay Village Evicts Hetrosexual Couple

Gay Village Evicts Hetrosexual Couple

The serenity of the peaceful village of Bottomley was shattered this morning after the residents were forced to evict a heterosexual couple for their unseemly behaviour. Gay man Larry Sabu, 20, who lives next to the local youth club, told us that...
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Funny story:  Rachel Ray To Run For President

Rachel Ray To Run For President

Friends of Cooking Network chef, Rachel Ray, have mobilized forming a campaign committee that will begin immediate work on her run for the White House in 2012. Famed as an advocate of fast food cooking, Ms. Ray is also perky, smiles a lot, knows...
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Funny story:  Local Man Tries To Lure Athsmatic Wheezing Bastard Out Of Laptop

Local Man Tries To Lure Athsmatic Wheezing Bastard Out Of Laptop

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock - a dashingly handsome 29 year old billionaire philanthropist who made his fortune out of his pork pie hat empire (not verified - we only have his word for it, and sources say he's a compulsive liar) today revealed to Sk...
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Funny story:  Porn studios to be closed in L.Angeles, they were all "cumming bareback"!

Porn studios to be closed in L.Angeles, they were all "cumming bareback"!

Wicked Pictures and Vivid Entertainment, both major players in the Californian porn industry have been forced to close their doors because they allowed their actors to "ride bareback"! Bareback riding is allowed in the industry, but unfortunately...
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Funny story:  Katie Waissel Favourite For aXe-Factor

Katie Waissel Favourite For aXe-Factor

The X-Factor Madonna wannabe, Katie Waissel, looks like the odds on favourite to get the chop with the axe on the show this weekend, according to bookmaker Alfie Shirtlifter. Alfie has slashed the odds on Katie getting the kaibosh to 6-4 on after...
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Funny story:  Brett Favre comin' at ya! - Cranks For The Memory

Brett Favre comin' at ya! - Cranks For The Memory

JOHNSON CITY, NY - Although recent revelations that future retired NFL quarterback Brett Favre sent photos of his necessary privates on several occasions to coyolicious New York Jets sideline reporter Jenn Sterger during the 2008 season might seem sh...
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Funny story:  Women's questions finally answered

Women's questions finally answered

A new Men's magazine called Top Hooters has conducted a scientific experiment to find out what men are really thinking when women ask them those typical questions. Titled 'What Planet Are We On,' it tries to address the divide between the male and female way of thinking. Psychologists asked 100 women to write down the questions they ask their men most frequently and under controlled conditions...
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Funny story:  Chilean Miners Told To "Get Back To Work, And Stop Slacking!"

Chilean Miners Told To "Get Back To Work, And Stop Slacking!"

The 33 miners trapped for nine weeks in a mine in Chile, faced cameras for the first time since their rescue yesterday, and revealed that their boss has told them to have the rest of the day off, before reporting back for work tomorrow at 5am. Loo...
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Funny story:  Actor Gary Sinise Does The Impossible!

Actor Gary Sinise Does The Impossible!

Tuesday October 12th, Actor Gary Sinise did the impossible, taking a shit while running at full speed. "Well, it all started as a bet a few weeks ago" says Sinise. Claiming it to be like the bet that took place years ago between wether or not A...
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Funny story:  Gay Man's Haemorrhoid Not Suitable For Lancing, Says Hospital

Gay Man's Haemorrhoid Not Suitable For Lancing, Says Hospital

A gay man with a haemorrhoid so large, that his arse looks like it has an Adidas Jabulani coming out of it, has been told by a hospital in Texas that he cannot have an operation to lance the pesky growth, and that he will have to wait until it gets b...
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Funny story:  BBC to auction official book of clichés used in miners' rescue coverage - profits go to Maggie Thatcher foundation

BBC to auction official book of clichés used in miners' rescue coverage - profits go to Maggie Thatcher foundation

A chance to literally own your very own piece of broadcasting history emerged after the BBC today indicated it would auction 150 copies of Carnage on the Scale of What Happened in Europe During the Two World Wars - the corporation's official book of...
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Funny story:  Britain discovers secret lair near Chilean Mine

Britain discovers secret lair near Chilean Mine

A crack British surveillance team has uncovered a colossal base which runs through the center of the Earth, following an examination of the living conditions of the miners. The miners, who had been trapped underground in Chile for 68 days, had stu...
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Funny story:  Aguilera Seen at Clooney's Lake Como Villa

Aguilera Seen at Clooney's Lake Como Villa

Having had enough of "immature boys", as Christina was overheard saying on yesterday's first class flight into Milan, Ms. Aguilera has apparently moved on and moved up the maturity scale after being sighted today at George Clooney's Vila in Bellagio,...
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Funny story:  British Teens Say Mine Rescue Is 'Boring'

British Teens Say Mine Rescue Is 'Boring'

The rescue of the Chilean miners from their 700m prison by Chilean mining engineers may have gripped the world at large, but it appears that most British teens think that the whole thing is a crashing bore. Experts theorise that because the rescue...
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Funny story:  Talking bear says 'Forget about your troubles and your strife'

Talking bear says 'Forget about your troubles and your strife'

A talking Russian bear has made his first appearance in front of the Western media. Named Baloo he chatted to the media scrum as if he was accustomed to all the attention. When asked what he liked most about being a bear he said 'Wherever I wander...
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Funny story:  Chilean miners - we weren't really stuck

Chilean miners - we weren't really stuck

The spoof truth is out, the Chilean Miners "stuck" for 69 days have admitted that they weren't really stuck at all. Apparently the Chilean President had ordered the miners to pretend they were stuck as he wanted world publicity for a new inventi...
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Funny story:  Taylor Swift Named Itty Bitty Titty Czar By Barack Obama To Represent Flat Chested and Breastless Women

Taylor Swift Named Itty Bitty Titty Czar By Barack Obama To Represent Flat Chested and Breastless Women

Country Music singing sensation Taylor Swift may have to put her entertainment career on hold for the next two years. She has been appointed the latest "Czar" by President Barack Obama. Her new, cabinet level, non-constitutional post will make the...
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Funny story:  The Chilean Miners To Appear On Dancing With The Stars And Perform The Argentine Tango

The Chilean Miners To Appear On Dancing With The Stars And Perform The Argentine Tango

HOLLYWOOD - The executive producer of Dancing With The Stars Bernadette Penderlicki has just announced that the Chilean miners will be making a guest appearance on DWTS and they have agreed to dance the Argentine Tango. A spokesperson for Los Mine...
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Funny story:  "Clare Raynor Made My Life Worse" says Cliff Richard

"Clare Raynor Made My Life Worse" says Cliff Richard

"Like most young men I looked at the problem pages of women's magazines to see whether there might be an answer to my particular problem", admitted Sir Cliff on the This Morning TV programme. "However, I saw no appropriate guidance so I wrote to C...
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Funny story:  Panic over - Justin Bieber - alive and well

Panic over - Justin Bieber - alive and well

Justin Bieber is ALIVE AND WELL. I am relieved to have the exclusive story on Bieber after his fans were concerned about his well being after they were scouring forums, official websites and worldwide newspapers and no one - that's right no one - ha...
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Funny story:  Mike Singletary Hires Mike Ditka

Mike Singletary Hires Mike Ditka

Mike Singletary isn't desperate to save his job, but he is desperate to relive his glory years with Mike Ditka, so he hired Ditka to do his press conferences and inspire the 49ers' players. "I really think we need someone like Ditka to talk to th...
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Funny story:  X-Factor Final 2010 - Bonkettes Turn Down Live Guest Slot

X-Factor Final 2010 - Bonkettes Turn Down Live Guest Slot

BT Bishop, manager of the world's greatest girl band, The Bonkettes revealed this afternoon that the girls had turned down an invitation to perform in the X-Factor final - one of the most sought after slots in the music business. He told SKoob Ent...
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Funny story:  Five Reasons Favre Needs Help

Five Reasons Favre Needs Help

Brett Favre is in the news, again, and this time it isn't for reasons you would expect. He is in the news for hitting on women half his age. This is a list of reasons why Brett Favre needs help. 5. He doesn't seem to understand men don't cry. 4. He uses his press conferences like they are free therapy sessions. 3. He thinks pictures of his penis will impress girls with fake boobs.
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Funny story:  Councils waste millions of your money on shit projects

Councils waste millions of your money on shit projects

With cash hard to find many UK local councils now under the spotlight and bizarre spending habits are starting to surface. Serious questions are now being asked as to why one council poured 1.2 million pounds of tax payer's money into a project ti...
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Funny story:  Engineers Go Back To Basics In Chilean Mine Rescue

Engineers Go Back To Basics In Chilean Mine Rescue

As the rescue of the 33 trapped Chilean miners continues after 70 days confined 700m underground, (or the equivalent of two Empire State Buildings) engineers the world over watched live television pictures as the rescue effort unfolded and marvelled...
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Funny story:  Sean Hannity Looks up Reaganomics on Wikipedia

Sean Hannity Looks up Reaganomics on Wikipedia

New York, New York--Sean Hannity finally looked up Reaganomics on Wikipedia, because a caller to his show told him to do it. "A caller told me I was missing the point about tax cuts for the supper rich, and should look it up on Wikipedia. What re...
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Funny story:  Company Fires Rescued Chilean Miners

Company Fires Rescued Chilean Miners

Lastima, Chile-- The rescued Chilean miners received an unpleasant shock from their company today, after they reached the surface. The miners for the XYZ Company were met by the head of the Personnel Department and presented with pink slips. All th...
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Funny story:  Kim Kardashian's Nude Outsells Farah's Iconic 1976 Poster

Kim Kardashian's Nude Outsells Farah's Iconic 1976 Poster

Counted in terms of subscription downloads added to the number of magazine units sold, Kim Kardashian's recent nude poster is about to overtake perhaps the most famous bathing suit poster ever sold. Farah Fawcett's famous one-piece beach poster,...
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Funny story:  Chilean Miners Rescue Goes On Apace But Fears Grow For Trapped Armadillo

Chilean Miners Rescue Goes On Apace But Fears Grow For Trapped Armadillo

Live from the San Jose Mine in Chile's Atacama Desert - as the rescue effort to bring 33 trapped copper miners to the surface continues apace, fears are growing over the future of 'Oscar' the miner's pet armadillo mascot who is also stuck in the subt...
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Funny story:  Life after the White House? Michelle's Meeting with Clooney Spurs Rumour of Hollywood Move after Divorce!

Life after the White House? Michelle's Meeting with Clooney Spurs Rumour of Hollywood Move after Divorce!

Hollywood was abuzz today with renewed gossip about the First Lady's rumoured split with self absorbed husband, Barry, after pictures of Michelle sitting on George Clooney's lap were leaked on Twitter! Clooney, visiting the White House unescorted...
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Funny story:  OPEC Jacks Gas Prices Across U.S.

OPEC Jacks Gas Prices Across U.S.

Following a series of strategic planning meetings held in a secret location, Bruce Opec, owner of more than 370 Taco Bell restaurants across America, announced a new in-room dining fee for those patrons who regularly break wind. Similar to a pr...
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Funny story:  McCain:  "I am NOT a Whore!"

McCain: "I am NOT a Whore!"

Dressed in back spandex, heavy eye make up and black lipstick, Senator John McCain faced the camera in his new commercial. With a blacked out background, he looked straight into the camera. "I am NOT a whore," he said solemnly. "I am a genuine Am...
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Funny story:  Chilean miners welcomed by 'The Count' from Sesame Street.

Chilean miners welcomed by 'The Count' from Sesame Street.

The Chilean miners are finally being freed, ending their 69-day ordeal trapped underground. Florencio Avalos was the first of the 33 men to be brought to the surface and greeted by the Sesame Street Count in his usual inimitable way; "ONE RESCUED...
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Funny story:  Courtney Cox 'No sex ended our marriage'

Courtney Cox 'No sex ended our marriage'

Courteney Cox today revealed the true reason behind the breakdown of her marriage to David Arquette - a sex ban. Yes, Cox (46) said 'We haven't had sex for over 6 months now, well not in the same room anyway.' She blames David's lack of maturity,...
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Funny story:  Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino Angrily Heading Back To The Jersey Shore After Being Eliminated From Dancing With The Stars

Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino Angrily Heading Back To The Jersey Shore After Being Eliminated From Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - It came down to Michael Sorrentino and Bristol Palin and when the Dancing With The Stars votes were tallied it was "The Situation" Sorrentino who found himself voted off the dancing show. "Sitch's" dance partner Karina Smirnoff told co...
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Funny story:  Cancun, Mexico Bound American Cruise Ship Disappears - Authorities Suspect Foul Play

Cancun, Mexico Bound American Cruise Ship Disappears - Authorities Suspect Foul Play

GALVESTON - The 953-foot long luxury cruise ship The Golden Goddess of The Third Coast left the port of Galveston bound for Cancun, Yucatan, Mexico a few days ago. The United States Coast Guard reports that they have lost communications with the h...
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Funny story:  George Lopez Divorcing Mrs. George Lopez (Ann)

George Lopez Divorcing Mrs. George Lopez (Ann)

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Comedian and talk show host George Lopez has just announced that he is divorcing his wife, Ann, of 17 years. Lopez remarked that for the past year his marriage has been one big giant roller coaster ride of emotions. He added that...
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Funny story:  Miners request to go back down

Miners request to go back down

Reports have emerged that the Chilean miners who have been trapped underground for the last 69 days have requested to be lowered back and - and advised the still trapped to stay down there. It is understood that the first miner out was already fed...
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Funny story:  Heterosexual UK Man Wins $9m Discrimination Lawsuit in Workplace!

Heterosexual UK Man Wins $9m Discrimination Lawsuit in Workplace!

A working man, who can not be named due to threats of continuing harassment, has just been awarded over $9m, after being found "not guilty" of issuing "slurs" in the workplace. The man, a loyal employee who put in 102 hours a week at his place of...
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Funny story:  Gay US soldiers - bring them on!

Gay US soldiers - bring them on!

A federal judge in Washington today said 'It's about time we let gay American soldiers unleash their weapons and shoot wherever they are asked to!' The surprising policy u-turn is against the Joint Chief's preference as he wants to remain 'touchy...
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Funny story:  Caught With Your SS in a Sling:  A Limerick

Caught With Your SS in a Sling: A Limerick

Introduction: In Ohio, there is a person running for Congress who has been discovered playing a German soldier while performing World War II re-enactments. Now they are throwing him under the bus...He's a Nazi...he's insensitive...he's anti-Jew...etc. No one says that people who play Confederate soldiers in Civil War re-enactments are racists or that people who play British soldiers in Revo...
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Funny story:  Brown lets rip in Israel

Brown lets rip in Israel

Tel Aviv, Israel. Following his controversial appearances at the nineteenth Commonwealth Games in Delhi, former Prime Minister Gordon Brown has continued his "eve of destruction" by arriving in the Israeli capital. Brown arrived and stunned waitin...
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Funny story:  UK Government to ban bananas?

UK Government to ban bananas?

News is emerging from 10 Downing Street that bananas are about to join the ever growing banned substances list, and not just because they already have 'ban' in their name. It turns out that the stringy bits that are normally discarded on account o...
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Funny story:  Tory fatcat 'is secret £113 million lotto winner'

Tory fatcat 'is secret £113 million lotto winner'

London - (Big Money Balls Mess): A prominent government front bencher has been outed as the secret winner of last week's £113 million lottery draw. The anonymous MP - previously an all-party House of Commons adviser on the lottery - is said to be...
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Funny story:  Be A Hallowe'en Saint, Not A Devil Say Bishops

Be A Hallowe'en Saint, Not A Devil Say Bishops

Kids are being urged to go around performing miracles at Hallowe'en rather than playing their more traditional "trick-or-treat" games. Roman Catholic bishops are saying that kids should not dress up as witches and devils. More acceptable would be...
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Funny story:  Where on Earth is Montenegro?

Where on Earth is Montenegro?

Still hunting through maps for Montenegro and having discovered it is not in Africa, I must say I've drawn a complete blank. A 0-0 blank in fact. What a dismal display from England. I realise that breaking legs must be the means by which the Montenegro defence have maintained a clean sheet for so many games and that the referee's idea of fairness is to award an equal number of fouls and yellow...
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Funny story:  Katie Waissel - World's Most Loved

Katie Waissel - World's Most Loved

In one of the most remarkable PR turnarounds in history, X Factor wannabe Katie Waissel is today the most-loved person in the world. As we reported yesterday, a PollsRUs poll had shown that Katie was more reviled even than historical evil-doers li...
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Funny story:  Error discovered in projected UK population statistics

Error discovered in projected UK population statistics

Statisticians have discovered a serious error in recent population projections, which were released by the Office for National Statistics. Instead of the UK's population increasing to 92 million over the next 100 years, civil servants have found that...
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Funny story:  Where's The Bastille? Paintings Avert New French Revolution.

Where's The Bastille? Paintings Avert New French Revolution.

Some of the world's greatest paintings have helped to avert a new Revolution on the streets of Paris. Thousands of strikers protesting over the French government's pension plans gathered in the capital yesterday. When the cry "à La Bastille!"...
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Funny story:  Britain win gold in the Commonwealth Diving

Britain win gold in the Commonwealth Diving

British diver, Simon Legg, has swept the board at the diving in the Delhi Commonwealth games today as the only competitor to take part in the event. Gold was virtually guaranteed as long as he could complete the event, and as the event, once started,...
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Funny story:  Name change for "Dancing With The Stars"?

Name change for "Dancing With The Stars"?

According to sources at ABC, executives are considering considering changing the name of their hit TV program "Dancing With The Stars" to "Dancing With The Has-Been's And Wanna-Be's" "Our attorneys have informed us that we may be facing a possib...
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Funny story:  Gay Man's Enormous Penis Overturns US Military Ban

Gay Man's Enormous Penis Overturns US Military Ban

A gay man with an enormous penis is being hailed this morning as the person responsible for the overturning of a US military ban on homosexuals taking up positions in the US Army. Larry Sabu, 20, was the man who was refused sign-up documentation i...
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Funny story:  Gay Man Eats Pussy

Gay Man Eats Pussy

A gay man from Lancashire surprised his friends when he served up a three-course meal, the main ingredient of which, was his boyfriend's cat, at a recent dinner party. Having returned from a holiday visit to Vietnam where he spent several days att...
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Funny story:  France revives Empire to finance pensions at 60

France revives Empire to finance pensions at 60

The French government has bowed to protestors objecting to the official French retirement age of 62. Mr. Sarkozy has crowned himself as Emperor of France in Napoleonic style this morning. La Republique est Mort - We can no longer finance the li...
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Funny story:  War Erupts on the Korean Peninsula

War Erupts on the Korean Peninsula

Tokyo Japan: Kim Jong Nam the oldest son of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea (DPRK) "Dear Leader" Kim Jong il is opposed to the dynastic succession of his younger half-brother Kim Jong uN taking power. Kim Jong Nam has been living in C...
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Funny story:  Chile Miner Site to be turned into Theme Park

Chile Miner Site to be turned into Theme Park

The President of Chile Uno Gomez has announced the mining disaster site will be preserved as a theme park for tourists to discover 'the spirit of Chile' Once the miners have been rescued, Sidney World Entertainment Co. (Chile) will move in and com...
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