Funny story:  South Korea Still Not Sure It Was Attacked

South Korea Still Not Sure It Was Attacked

SEOUL, South Korea - Military officials are still trying to determine the intentions of North Korea in bombing Yeonpyeong Island. "Are they launching a new military offensive, or what?" asks Chief of Staff, Adm. Jaegwon Soo. "North Korea torpedoe...
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Funny story:  Philadelphia Spectrum Demolished, Still Smells Like Piss.

Philadelphia Spectrum Demolished, Still Smells Like Piss.

The Philadelphia Spectrum, the 18,000 indoor arena and site of Shaun Cassidy's seminal 1979 concert, which was demolished today after being a blight on South Philly since the Nixon Administration, is now baffling scientists world-wide, as it leaves b...
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Funny story:  Save the Incandescent Light Bulb!

Save the Incandescent Light Bulb!

Washington - I recently received an email from the Tea Party pointing out a life-threatening issue that's facing America. Recently elected Tea Party members have put the incandescent light bulb on the endangered species list, fearing it will soon be...
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Funny story:  I'm A Celeb - Public Patience With Gillian McKeith Wearing Thin

I'm A Celeb - Public Patience With Gillian McKeith Wearing Thin

Serial fainter Gillian McKeith is at the time of writing, still firmly ensconced in the 'I'm A Celeb' jungle camp, alongside such luminaries as Lembit Opik, Brit Eckland, and some others, including grumpy Manc lad, Shaun Ryder. But we don't know r...
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Funny story:  Obama & Biden Rally UAW Workers over a 'shot and a beer" Summit at Factory recently Evacuated over "Beer Farts!"

Obama & Biden Rally UAW Workers over a 'shot and a beer" Summit at Factory recently Evacuated over "Beer Farts!"

Good old boys Barry Obama and Joe Biden had a good laugh today when they returned to the Michigan Chrysler factory recently shut down over 'Beer Farts" that caused an evacuation due to health concerns. With the the NSNBC cast of Olbermann and Matt...
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Funny story:  Fapping to Miley Cyrus No Longer Illegal, Just Creepy.

Fapping to Miley Cyrus No Longer Illegal, Just Creepy.

Miley Cyrus has reached the age of majority, and men and boys are celebrating the Big 1-8 'actress' by firing uterus-spackle at the Hannah Montana pictures playing as a slideshow on their laptops. And they're doing so guilt-free. "Hitting 18 i...
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Funny story:  So, William, is it a suicide pact like Adolf and Eva?

So, William, is it a suicide pact like Adolf and Eva?

London - (Eine Schweine Nacht Musik Mess): Numerology nutz are wet with rapture that 29 April 2011 will be Wills' and Kate's wedding date. On that very day in 1945 Adolf Hitler wed Eva Braun, the pair committing suicide within 24 hours. A hellu...
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Funny story:  Sarkozy's newest immigration policy

Sarkozy's newest immigration policy

Members of the Flying Circus rejoice! Sarkozy's got a new policy to deal with immigration. Fears that Takeshi Castle style policies were outdated have dragged the French President kicking and screaming into the modern world, in which any criminals...
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Funny story:  I'm a Celeb facing massive new Bush Tucker

I'm a Celeb facing massive new Bush Tucker

We've faced seven nights of Gillian McKeith screaming her way through Bush Tucker Trials. And now the sympathetic ITV have promised to resolve the matter and ensure that public money isn't wasted unfairly. Inspired by Disney, all Bush Tucker Trial...
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Funny story:  French President Sick of Having to Answer Their Questions

French President Sick of Having to Answer Their Questions

November 23 (Spoof) French President Sarkozy yelled at bunch of reporters because he is getting sick of answering questions about why France can't win wars. "If another one of you jackasses asks me a question about France not having more victories...
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Funny story:  Thanks To The New TSA Pat Down Policy The Term 'Jet Lag' Has Now Been Replaced By 'Jet Sag'

Thanks To The New TSA Pat Down Policy The Term 'Jet Lag' Has Now Been Replaced By 'Jet Sag'

CHICAGO - Since the recent implementations of the Transportation Security Administrations 'pat down' policy Chicago's O'Hare Airport is now being referred to by travelers as O'No Airport. A passenger identified as Tiara Sue Sinnybazoo, 28, of Lick...
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Funny story:  Justin Bieber To Do Michael Jackson Album!

Justin Bieber To Do Michael Jackson Album!

Some people could see this one coming as they went to the Justin Bieber concerts, they just didn't think the Jackson family would go for it. However, Motown Records' Smokey Robinson has apparently talked Joe and the rest of the family into allowi...
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Funny story:  Adam Lambert Being Questioned Over Flashing Cub Scouts & Their Moms!

Adam Lambert Being Questioned Over Flashing Cub Scouts & Their Moms!

Singer Adam Lambert is not the best at remembering things, he admits. So after agreeing to help in the community where he has purchased a house a few months ago, he had gone to a community meeting just to see what goes on. A source told us that Ad...
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Funny story:  Pope Changes Stance on Condoms After Scare with Male Prostitute.

Pope Changes Stance on Condoms After Scare with Male Prostitute.

Vatican - The Vatican is confirming Pope Benedict XVI is changing his stance on condom use after a close call with a male prostitute. A Vatican spokesman said: "The pope had a close call when it came to a night he spent with a male prostitute. Th...
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Funny story:  Dazed & Confused Obama Blames "bad cabbage" for Explosions at South Korean Kimchee Processing Plant!

Dazed & Confused Obama Blames "bad cabbage" for Explosions at South Korean Kimchee Processing Plant!

In an effort to forestal making a presidential decision, Barry Obama today claimed the recent explosions in South Korea were the result of an 'agricultural accident' and should not be blamed 'on those folks up north!" While the White House scramb...
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Funny story:  Naked Nude Celebrity Topless Penis Vagina Picture Calendar Sales In Decline

Naked Nude Celebrity Topless Penis Vagina Picture Calendar Sales In Decline

Media mogul and market trader cum kebab and pizza shop entrepreneur, Ali Bullo, today complained that sales of nude celebrity calendar pics and posters are in sharp decline, principally because of overexposure on a satirical website, which we can't n...
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Funny story:  Revealed: Truth Behind North And South Korea Bloodshed

Revealed: Truth Behind North And South Korea Bloodshed

The reason behind the recent bloodshed raging between North and South Korea, has been sensationally revealed by our man in the field Lenny Presbatyn. Lenny told us by crackly video-phone, this afternoon "I have discovered that a high ranking offic...
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Funny story:  Canadian fast food fatties score massive hit on slim-line U Tube!

Canadian fast food fatties score massive hit on slim-line U Tube!

A trio of Canadian fatties have scored a massive, 'obese' hit on slim-line U Tube by presenting, baking and devouring an over 5000 calorie pizza topped with more junk food than McDonalds could dream of. "We don't give a damn," they claimed, "all w...
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Funny story:  Kim Jong il Nukes Japan to Pass Bloomberg on Forbes Most Powerful List

Kim Jong il Nukes Japan to Pass Bloomberg on Forbes Most Powerful List

Radioactive california rolls were flying in downtown Tokyo this morning as Kim Jong il nuked Japan. Speculation was rife over why the North Korean Leader would do such a thing. House Leader John Boehner forbid the 30,000 US troops in South Korea from...
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Funny story:  Ireland PM Accepts IMF Loan & Quits

Ireland PM Accepts IMF Loan & Quits

Irish Prime Minister Brian Cowen has accepted, we have heard, a massive IMF loan to leave office. If there is no Budget before another election the risk of Ireland and Europe sinking into the Irish sea is immense. Thus the IMF had to deal with Cow...
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Funny story:  Paris Hilton Sets New Fashion Trend in Community Service

Paris Hilton Sets New Fashion Trend in Community Service

Paris Hilton could be seen on the streets of Hollywood yesterday. No, she was not haunting the latest Hollywood hot spot. No, she was not drunk driving in her Mercedes. Paris was doing community service. Not only was Paris doing community service but...
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Funny story:  Bipartisan Pledge To America

Bipartisan Pledge To America

In a rare show of bipartisan unity, leaders of the Democratic and Republican parties agreed to make the following pledge to the American people: "We pledge not to ask Americans for shared sacrifice in order to eliminate the deficit. Republicans will keep repeating no new taxes, Democrats will refuse to budge on entitlement spending, and neither party will propose cuts in defense. Both parties...
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Funny story:  Tucker Max "Assholes Finish First" Review

Tucker Max "Assholes Finish First" Review

Tucker Max, author of "Assholes Finish First," likes to write about his sexual conquest like he is the only man getting laid in America, or that he is a real genius because he discovered that people can't get enough of morons who like to drink and score lots of meaningless sex. The book does highlight the faults of narcissism in a way that might make Freud blush, because Tucker Max likes to sha...
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Funny story:  The RMT Union schedules strike action for Royal Wedding

The RMT Union schedules strike action for Royal Wedding

RMT union leader Bob Crow has caused raw anger by declaring his intention to ballot members for strike action on the London Underground for 29th April 2011, the date of the Royal wedding between Prince William and Kate Middleton. A statement relea...
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Funny story:  A third of pupils aged ten view pornography on the internet

A third of pupils aged ten view pornography on the internet

It may be shocking, but one in three children are accessing a 'tsunami' of explicit pornographic images on the internet by the age of ten, a study has revealed, and reported in the Tory Mail. Favourite movies are Botman and Robin, Snow White and t...
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Funny story:  Dancing with the Stars Judges Speak Out

Dancing with the Stars Judges Speak Out

Dancing with the Stars judges are upset with how this season is turning out, and want to clear the air. UWGB-Beek: Is anyone surprised with the results of who is still dancing on the show this season? Ms. Inaba: I am not surprised, because after 11 seasons you realize that some people shouldn't be given the power to vote. Len Goodman: For me, I like to give dancers bad reviews, and as lo...
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Funny story:  Kim Jong-eun Wasn't Aware He Had Real Powers over Military

Kim Jong-eun Wasn't Aware He Had Real Powers over Military

Washington -- Kim Jong-eun thought he was playing a video game when he heard the first missiles leave his bunker in North Korea. "My dad said he was turning over power to me, but I didn't think he was serious, because he told me the only way he w...
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Funny story:  Gore Confesses: I Pushed Ethanol  Only In Attempt  to Buy Presidency!

Gore Confesses: I Pushed Ethanol Only In Attempt to Buy Presidency!

Years after he pushed, stumped and built a lucrative career on Global Warming Posturing and flawed scientific data, former Presidential hopeful Al Gore finally admitted Ethanol is a bogus product he pushed in order to buy votes in Tennessee and Iowa!...
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Funny story:  Longer Waits in Security Lines at Nation's Airports Expected

Longer Waits in Security Lines at Nation's Airports Expected

If you are planning on traveling any time soon, you may as well count on having to wait in the security lines longer, a lot longer due to the advent of the full-body scans and pat downs. Security workers at the nation's major airports are reported...
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Funny story:  Meghan McCain Proves She Is Just Like the Rest of Her Family

Meghan McCain Proves She Is Just Like the Rest of Her Family

Washington - Meghan McCain is proving to be just like her mother and father when it comes to political opinions. A months ago when Ms. McCain was promoting her book, she said that Sarah Palin wasn't very presidential, but know is claiming the Mrs...
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Funny story:  John Lewis ad showing dog in illegal kennel

John Lewis ad showing dog in illegal kennel

John Lewis have come under fire from animal rights protesters regarding their Christmas TV ad which contains a scene whereby a boy is placing a Christmas stocking on his dogs kennel. The ad has spurred a flurry of activity on both the John Lewis...
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Funny story:  Taliban Impostor Scams US Out of $$$$Millions!

Taliban Impostor Scams US Out of $$$$Millions!

Crack Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, and top CIA officials are still trying to sort out how they were scammed out of millions by an impostor who claimed he was a top Taliban Leader willing to negotiate an Afghan Peace Treaty. A man identifyin...
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Funny story:  Charlie Sheen Threatens Suit over Pix of his  2 1/2" Winkie!

Charlie Sheen Threatens Suit over Pix of his 2 1/2" Winkie!

Embattled star of TV's popular sitcom, "Two & a Half Men", Charlie Sheen, says he's been forced to sue after his hired date threatened to reveal pictures of his Teeny Weenie taken over dessert in his hotel suite. An attorney for Sheen says t...
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Funny story:  Kate Middleton Reveals her Wedding Dress

Kate Middleton Reveals her Wedding Dress

News has leaked from the Middleton camp as to what Kate Middleton's dress will look like on her big day in April. Wedding planner, Toby Orrent, has been seen taking in a collection of top designer names from Versace to Caroline Castigliano. So far...
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Funny story:  The 29th April 2011

The 29th April 2011

So it's official. The Wedding will take place on Friday 29th April 2011. Coverage of every conceivable aspect of the marriage is spread, ad nauseam, across all parts of the media. But the good news is that The Spoof has done your homework for...
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Funny story:  Deathly Thanksgiving omen for Queen's UAE visit

Deathly Thanksgiving omen for Queen's UAE visit

Abu Dhabi, UAE - (Genius of Oblivion Mess): A sombre image of Sarah Josepha Hale's ghost has appeared in an ominous dark cloud over Abu Dhabi today. The American poet, author and editor is widely accredited with the official timing of Thanksgivin...
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Funny story:  House of Windsor hate pact as Kate & Wills pick Duchess of Windsor funeral 25th anniversary

House of Windsor hate pact as Kate & Wills pick Duchess of Windsor funeral 25th anniversary

London - (Nazi Ass Mess): The House of Windsor hate pact has reared its ugly once again with today's royal wedding announcement. Kate and William's choice of 29 April coincides with Adolf Hitler's wedding to Eva Braun in a Berlin bunker in 1945.
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Funny story:  X Factor's Wagner to be deported

X Factor's Wagner to be deported

Wagner will be deported and that is the end of the matter, the UK Home Secretary is reported to have decided. Under the UK governments latest version of a hastily arranged immigration policy, excuses have been cobbled together and the Brazilian ca...
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Funny story:  Korea set to invade itself

Korea set to invade itself

Following a protest in Korea, the country looks set to invade... itself. In shocking events recently, Korean spokespeople revealed "We hate ourselves so much we're going to bomb the crap out of our military bases!" Threats that this will weaken...
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Funny story:  More Sucksex Stories Wanted

More Sucksex Stories Wanted

Canadian Industry secretary, Tony Climbon, made a Freudian slip in an announcement to the nation. 'I want more sucksex stories' he said, then 'I mean sex stories' then 'I mean success stories.' Psychologist Dr Florence Rimmer explained this sl...
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Funny story:  The Spoof Announces a 100,000 Point Contest

The Spoof Announces a 100,000 Point Contest

London UK: The Spoof Administrator Mark announced today the rules for a world class writing contest to determine the funniest spoof writer on the planet. The contest begins on Boxing Day 2010 and ends on Boxing Day 2011. (For you Yanks, Boxing Day is a bank and public holiday occurring on 26 December. It is observed in the United Kingdom, Australia, Canada, Ghana, New Zealand, Hong Kong, Niger...
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Funny story:  Justin Bieber is just plain wrong

Justin Bieber is just plain wrong

Despite winning four American Music awards, comprising artist of the year, best pop album, best pop male, and breakthrough artist, the American artist, as per most Americans, has little idea of his place in the world. Terminally parochial, Bieber - whose album My World 2.0 has sold almost 2 million copies in the US since its release in March - said: "I'm from the smallest town in the world of,...
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Funny story:  Astronomic UK debt

Astronomic UK debt

Follow the logic: I am a normal UK citizen. I am £80,000 in debt, which I will have to rob off my friends to repay, or at least borrow from them. Another "friend" is £20,000 in debt. I demand to loan them this amount despite my inpecunity. I can't afford it now, and I'm not assured that I will be repaid. Of course, the banks are going to fall over themselves to lend me the cash to do so.
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Funny story:  Psychic Sallie prompts spook related electrocution fears!

Psychic Sallie prompts spook related electrocution fears!

Rotund psychic ghost gossiper, Sallie Morgun has sparked controversy over her claims that ghosts thrive on electricity and water. Speaking on the road Ms Morgun, 24, cited kitchens and bathrooms as hot spots of spirit activity. Scientists are n...
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Funny story:  Toffees to be removed from all chocolate selections

Toffees to be removed from all chocolate selections

The big four chocolate makers in the UK have announced that they will no longer be including caramels in their chocolate selection tins. "They're just not popular," said Heather Feather, head of Nèsbury's product range. "Marketing campaign after m...
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Funny story:  Slash Plays To Soothe Bickering Royal Couple

Slash Plays To Soothe Bickering Royal Couple

Ace axeman Slash has intervened to smooth troubled waters in a Royal spat. The Velvet Revolver riffmeister was apparently mooching around last weekend when he heard raised voices at Clarence House. A friend of his told us: "He was just chilling...
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Funny story:  North Korea and South Korea test their pea-shooters in border shoot-out!

North Korea and South Korea test their pea-shooters in border shoot-out!

North and South Korea have both got their knickers in a twist and have decided to practice popping at each other with their pea-shooters. The Korean border is one of the most action-packed borders on the planet because the North Korean leader, age...
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Funny story:  One in Four Fat Birds Just Don't Know It

One in Four Fat Birds Just Don't Know It

An article published in an Essex medical journal claims a quarter of fat birds are in denial and don't think they have a weight problem. Experts at the world famous Romford Medical Institute have conducted interviews with 2,000 women aged 18 to...
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Funny story:  NCAA Admits 2010 Bowl Field Contains Worst Names Ever

NCAA Admits 2010 Bowl Field Contains Worst Names Ever

(Indianapolis, Indiana) - The National Collegiate Athletic Association has publicly acknowledged that this year's field of men's college football post-season bowls contain the worst names ever in its 100-year history. "We believe we have hit rock...
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Funny story:  BBC Radio 4's 'Today' Causes Listener's Head To Explode

BBC Radio 4's 'Today' Causes Listener's Head To Explode

A Radio 4 listener's head exploded this morning during the news programme, Today. At about 6.45am former journalist, Mr Gethyn Parabola, was drinking a cup of tea in his kitchen with the radio on. His wife, Mifanwy, said: "It has been coming fo...
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Funny story:  Michael Jackson Outed as a Vampire

Michael Jackson Outed as a Vampire

GLENDALE, California - Members of the Vermillion Vampire Sect of West Hollywood gathered Monday at the entrance to Michael Jackson's tomb to pay homage to their favorite musician. Although a former member of the group claims that Jackson was a card-c...
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Funny story:  Charlie Sheen Arrested For Sniffing Model's Bicycle Seat

Charlie Sheen Arrested For Sniffing Model's Bicycle Seat

Charlie Sheen is on a roll. Last week he was arrested for demolishing his hotel room with police finding a cowering porn star prostitute fearfully cowering in a locked closet in order to avoid the wrath of the drug crazed star. Just one week lat...
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Funny story:  Surrey City Man Looking Forward to Sex with Social Climbing Actuary/Wife in 2013

Surrey City Man Looking Forward to Sex with Social Climbing Actuary/Wife in 2013

London based futures trader Martin Susspeck is planning to short his own wife's investment in the future successor to Queen Catherine Middleton. "Daft cow has it in her head if she times the next pup proper, the kid can marry William and Kitty's f...
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Funny story:  The Real Reason Rush Limbaugh Does Not Want The TSA To Pat Him Down Is Because Of His 2-Inch Winky

The Real Reason Rush Limbaugh Does Not Want The TSA To Pat Him Down Is Because Of His 2-Inch Winky

NEW YORK CITY - Conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh has made it clear that he will not allow airport TSA agents to openly 'Fundle' him during their pat down procedure. Limbaugh has said that the only person who he will allow to touch his mal...
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Funny story:  M.C. Hammer's Hit Song "U Can't Touch This" Becomes The Anti-TSA Pat Down Anthem

M.C. Hammer's Hit Song "U Can't Touch This" Becomes The Anti-TSA Pat Down Anthem

ATLANTA - The Transportation Security Administration has announced that they are not happy about the fact that M.C. Hammer's 1989 hit song "U Can't Touch This" has become the anti-TSA pat down anthem. TSA spokesperson Clovis Baxter Shamnoodle stat...
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Funny story:  Santa Claus and FAA Butt Heads Over Holiday Flight

Santa Claus and FAA Butt Heads Over Holiday Flight

It appears the FAA and Santa Claus are at odds with each other. While filing his flight plan for Christmas eve the FAA had new rules, regulations and stipulations that have to be met before domestic travel. First, Santa must comply with a full bo...
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Funny story:  "My Great-Great-Great Grandfather did not marry that rich American woman for this!"

"My Great-Great-Great Grandfather did not marry that rich American woman for this!"

The highest levels of British society are reacting with dismay to the news that Prince William is to marry from below stairs. "Really!" spat The Honourable Arabella Snyde-Custom, near Sloane Square. "Next you'll expect me to believe these larks...
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Funny story:  Animal Rights Activists Object To Useless Turkey Slaughter During Thanksgiving

Animal Rights Activists Object To Useless Turkey Slaughter During Thanksgiving

Animal rights activists have staged a rally protesting the slaughter of an estimated 5.35 million defenseless turkeys during this holiday season. The protesters gathered outside a turkey farm in upstate N.Y. to further make their point. "We've ban...
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Funny story:  Isle of Wight Ferry following Airline Security Measures

Isle of Wight Ferry following Airline Security Measures

George Doofus, owner and sole employee running the Isle of Wight ferry from the Isle to the mainland, issued this statement after travellers on the ferry reported him for sexual misconduct. "It's true. I won't deny it. I have been patting down a...
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Funny story:  Pervs rushing to buy airline tickets for cheap flights

Pervs rushing to buy airline tickets for cheap flights

Perverts and other sexual deviants (if there ARE any more) are rushing in the hundreds to Travel Agents worldwide, or booking online, for cheap flights to 'anywhere and everywhere' in the world. They don't want to travel, they just want 'cheap thr...
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Funny story:  NAMBLA wants "more aggressive" pat downs for toddlers, newborns

NAMBLA wants "more aggressive" pat downs for toddlers, newborns

The North American Man/Boy Love Association, a.k.a. "NAMBLA," believes the U.S. Transportation Security Agency should be "more aggressive" in its pat downs of male toddlers and newborns. A spokesman, Mr. Seymour Hindquarters, warned that, "You nev...
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Funny story:  The X factor massacre

The X factor massacre

Armed police and other emergency services were alerted to attend an incident at a television studio in North-West London late on Saturday evening to investigate the multiple slaughter of several songs made famous by an up-and-coming popular beat comb...
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Funny story:  Warren Commission Investigating Shots of Michael Jackson and Elvis Presley

Warren Commission Investigating Shots of Michael Jackson and Elvis Presley

Hesbad, Ca - Three shots, at the Dealey Plaza Shopping Mall, taken from an iPHONE by Abraham Zapruder allege to show Michael Jackson with his ex father-in-law Elvis Presley. The first shot, appears to be the profile of Michael Jackson, judging by...
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Funny story:  Nude Wicker Man Star Britt Ekland Confesses To "I'm A Celebrity" Camp: 'Larry Grayson Tried To Woo Me With a Haddock'

Nude Wicker Man Star Britt Ekland Confesses To "I'm A Celebrity" Camp: 'Larry Grayson Tried To Woo Me With a Haddock'

Shagged-out Swedish ex sex-pot Britt Ekland, who was almost famous for a kinky nude scene in cult British horror movie The Wicker Man, and was one of Rod Stewart's token blondes after he lost his mojo and became a strutting playboy purveyor of pop pa...
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Funny story:  Pope Condoms Approved for All!! Tiger Woods Skeptical

Pope Condoms Approved for All!! Tiger Woods Skeptical

Vatican City - The Pope today approved a new kind of condom, called the Natural Rhythm Condom. It will be made available to all men to wear for sex with their approved Catholic Spouse (CS)tm. Anyone attempting to use the condom with a woman other tha...
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Funny story:  I'm A Celeb - Gillian McKeith A Shining Example To All

I'm A Celeb - Gillian McKeith A Shining Example To All

I'm A Celebrity - Get Me Out Of Here! - Latest news is that Scottish turd analyst and vegan serial fainter, Gillian McKeith is distinctly not establishing herself as the nation's sweetheart. Our Gillian, who never tires of expounding the benefits...
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Funny story:  Linda Lovelace to be played by Dyson DC23 TurbineHead Vacuum

Linda Lovelace to be played by Dyson DC23 TurbineHead Vacuum

HOLLYWOOD - "Making a movie costs a hundred grand a day," complains Matthew Wilder, director of the upcoming film "Inferno", a biography of Lovelace, the troubled star of X-rated movies. Wilder was recently forced to fire his chosen lead, Lindsa...
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Funny story:  Real Life Star Of 'The Hurt Locker' Trial Goes Ahead, Opening Door For Others.

Real Life Star Of 'The Hurt Locker' Trial Goes Ahead, Opening Door For Others.

After reports this week that a US bomb disposal expert has been given the go-ahead to sue the makers of hit Academy Award winning film 'The Hurt Locker', due to his 'likeness' being stolen for use as the lead role in the film, other people are lining...
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