Spoof news stories from November 2010
There were 1,778 spoof news stories published in November 2010. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.
Miley Cyrus Accidentally Shows Off Thong At Basketball Practice
A friend and a former teacher of Miley Cyrus when she was in the ninth grade revealed to one of our reporters that Miley had once "accidentally" exposed herself, wearing a thong in front of the high school basketball hunks.
"Mylie only attended th...
More Naughty Nude Kate Middleton Photos Surface
"These are at a party", we were told. "That's our Kate hanging naked upside down by her toes from the chandelier! See the birthmark?"
Yes we did but who said she had a birth mark?
The West Coast Post decided to buy them anyway but we won't publ...
Naked Nude Celebrity Topless Penis Vagina Picture Calendar Sales In Decline
Media mogul and market trader cum kebab and pizza shop entrepreneur, Ali Bullo, today complained that sales of nude celebrity calendar pics and posters are in sharp decline, principally because of overexposure on a satirical website, which we can't n...
Taylor Swift: My Breasts Are Larger Than Those Of Kristen Stewart!
After being kidded about her small breasts by stand-up comedians for over two years now, a frustrated Taylor Swift suddenly stated that she is larger than Kristen Stewart!
Hearing this, actress Kristen Stewart told reporters "How does she know? Sh...
Stacey Solomon Shows Off Her Camel Toe On Aussie Beach
Kooky former X-Factor contestant Stacey Solomon was warming up nicely for her upcoming appearance on 'I'm A Celebrity - Get Me Out Of Here' on an Australian beach.
Posing for photographers in a metallic finish Khaki bikini yesterday, Stacey indeed...
Wikileaks To Release UFO Secret
Stockholm, Sweden-- Wikileaks plans to release the most stunning secret of all, at a news conference tomorrow. Wikileaks will release a UFO secret so incredible, it will shock the world. Major rioting is expected, and world leaders have been notifi...
Naked holographic Kate & Pippa Middleton pop-up Advent Calendar all the rage for Xmas!
London - (Reuterus): The Middleton sisters' will launch their titillating nude Advent treat at the Royal Albert Hall this weekend.
Advent's meaning of 'the coming' will really burst alive with the bronzed and beautifully Brazilianed gals' naked am...
Selena Gomez Is Absolutely Furious At Madonna's Verbal Attack On Demi Lovato
NEW YORK CITY - Selena Gomez performed a concert before a sell out crowd at Yankee Stadium. The concession stand director stated that they had never ever sold the amount of popcorn, Crackerjacks, and hot dogs that they sold during the two-hour concer...
Nick Jonas Sends Nude Images to Miley Cyrus?
HOLLYWOOD - Nick Jonas, 18, of the brother trio, the Jonas Brothers, has been rumored to have nude pictures which are floating in the internet. Evidences were an Omnipod attached to his side, silver band on the ring finger of the naked teen's left ha...
Taylor Swift Consults Dolly Parton Over Small Boobs
Taylor Swift, who has been more than a little concerned about her boobs, or lack of boobs, lately has asked the Boob Lady herself, Dolly Parton for advice.
The two met backstage at the Country Music Awards this week and when Taylor saw Dolly, she...
Taylor Swift Tells Church Pastor Her Boobs Are Too Small!
A story going around Nashville, Tennessee is that the popular singer Taylor Swift has informed her pastor all her concerns about her boobs being too small.
A source told us that Swift has been self-conscious about her small boobs so she decided to...
Kate Middleton's Nude Calendar Destined To Be One Of 2011's Top Sellers
LONDON - England's Bloomin' British Babes Calendar Company has just announced that they will be putting out a nude 2011 calendar featuring none other than Kate Middleton, the soon-to-be-wife of Prince William.
Company spokesperson Byron Thameswate...
Call of Duty - Black Ops; Cheat Codes Revealed
The long awaited sequel to the wildly successful combat game is set to hit store shelves next week, though insiders across the gaming community were shocked to hear that cheat codes for expanded weapons were made available today.
Insiders to the C...
Dancing With The Stars: Mark Ballas Denies That He And Bristol Palin Are Dating
HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars contestant Bristol Palin and her professional dance partner Mark Ballas have become very close since the season started.
Mark was recently asked by Ellen DeGeneres if the rumor about him and Bristol "The Pistol"...
Robert Pattinson to be Prince William's best man
Robert Pattinson has accidentally revealed that he is to be Prince William's best man at his wedding to Kate Middleton next June after Prince William sensationally announced that he would not be having his younger brother Harry as best man.
Palace...
Taylor Swift Backs Up Selena Gomez And Tells Madonna To Leave Demi Lovato Alone And Pick On Someone Her Own Age Like Cher
BOISE, Idaho - Taylor Swift was sitting backstage eating some Twinkies after having put on a fantastic show for a sold out crowd at Boise's Mashed Potatoes Arena.
She was asked by a local television reporter what she thought about the mean remarks...
Did Gillian McKeith fake her faint?
Millions of viewers witnessed Gillian McKeith faint on I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here just before she had been asked to do the latest Bush Tucker Trial on the bizarrely popular reality celebrity show.
However, fainting experts have examined th...
Future News: Palin Actually Wins 2012 Race
(Published in 2012) - WASHINGTON, D.C. - The whole world had to eat its words today, as Sarah Palin won the presidental race for the Republicans.
The race was hard-fought, with either Democrat hopefuls Obama or Hillary Clinton, or Republican James...
Miley Cyrus: Nude Photos Were Not Of Me!
Although the photographs on the web yesterday looked just like Miley, nude and with a masked figure, she still claims that they are not her.
"Our phones are really ringing here", stated Ralph Jepash, owner and publisher of The Wonder Tabloid. "If...
X-Factor's Wagner Threatened To Head-Butt Harry Out Of One Direction
It's come to the attention of Skoob Entertainment News that chunky non-football playing Brazilian X-Factor hopeful, Wagner Carrilho threatened to head butt Harry Styles out of One Direction in an argument in the X-Factor house over a washing machine.
Wikileaks: Moon landings a hoax but Pentagon 'has retro-engineered laser gun positioned on Sea of Tranquility'
Cyberspace - (The Final Affrontiere): The Apollo 11 moon landings are a hoax a Wikileaks document confirmed today.
Behind the deception lies a machiavellian cold war plot that saw the Pentagon plant a huge, futuristic laser gun near the lunar Sea...
Prince William to marry Kate Middleton, is she a Virgin?
Prince William has announced his plans to marry his long-term girlfriend, Kate Middleton, so what?
Well at least the world has some happy news to celebrate and Royal followers will be jumping over the moon.
But there is one slight worry about K...
Heston Blumenthal's Christmas Pudding Recipe Stolen
Heston Blumenthal is in a state of shock tonight after his Christmas Pudding recipe got stolen by another well known Superchef. To make matters worse, this other chef, who just happens to be Scottish, wants to sell the pudding at a leading supermar...
Radical website publishes MP death list
Somewhat predictably, a radical extremist website has urged followers to kill UK MPs who voted in favour of the Iraq war; publishing a list of all 383 of them, their constituency addresses, the whereabouts of their second and third homes and the hot...
Mythbusters Claim Ownership of California Missile Launch
What was supposed to be finale for next season's cable hit 'Mythbusters', wound up as a national defense news story instead of an episode focused on sending a harmless home made missile into orbit.
Hosts of the show, Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage...
Nun Pregnant After TSA Pat Down
Philadelphia, PA - A Roman Catholic nun has become pregnant after a 'very intense' TSA grope session at the airport. Sister Maria, from Our Lady of Hysterical Weeping, is expecting a baby in June. Apparently a sperm cell was transferred to her womb...
Justin Bieber's First Appearance On Vampire Diaries In March, 2011
Justin Bieber, who has been popping up on several television shows lately as has two of the Jonas brothers, will make his appearance on "The Vampire Diaries" in March we have been told.
His fans will be glad to know that this will be different tha...
Stacey Solomon in I'm a Celebrity hardcore vermilingua orgy
I'm a Celebrity's Stacey Solomon has spent much of her spare time partaking in an orgy of vermilingua according to resident shit meddler Gillian McKeith.
'I've been analysing Stacey's turds' said the 65 year old Scot 'and the weird thing is that t...
Royal Wedding to be a drab affair
In these times of government imposed austerity, the Royal Family have been warned not to indulge themselves in their usual excesses, when the time comes for Prince William and Kate Middleton to marry.
Palace officials are acutely aware that the co...
Porn fans in shock after Waissel granny xxx-factor revelations
"I don't think I'll ever get it up again!", "First goatse.cx and now this!" and "My eyes! My eyes!" are just some of the anguished comments made by porn fans after witnessing photos of, not Katie Waissel, but her 81-year-old Grandma.
One porn fan...
The Chopping Block - H&R Block's Restaurant is Surprisingly Unprofitable with Crap Products
From deep inside Kansas City's jade-green, monolithic monument to stagnant innovation and ever-declining profitability --H&R Block's corporate headquarters-- comes yet another sh-tty idea that will bring distraction and unprofitability to the nea...
10 Year Old Girl Gives Birth tells Tyra Banks I Love Sex
The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain. Last week a 10 year old girl gave birth to her baby in Spain. This means that she had sex at 9 if not sooner. The 10 year old girl is a Romanian Gypsy girl, a Roma. The custom of the Roma is to allow their...
Brandy Responds To The Rumor That She And Her 'Dancing With The Stars' Partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy Are Dating
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Brandy, who has made it down to the final four in this year's 11th season of Dancing With The Stars, took time to address a rumor that has been floating around for weeks.
Brandy, whose last name is Norwood, sat by the swimming po...
Aaaargh! Kate Middleton's Dad a dead ringer for Peter Tobin
Bucklebury - (Ass Mess): Wannabe royal father-in-law Michael Middleton is a dead ringer for convicted serial murderer Peter Tobin.
The uncanny facial similarity has stunned New Scotland Yard's mugshots division.
Police sources now want to doubl...
Pixie Lott Distances Herself From X-Factor's Katie Waissel And Cher Lloyd
Highly respected recording artiste, Pixie Lott has distanced herself from the current row surrounding X-Factor wannabes Katie Waissel and Cher Lloyd by simply having nothing whatsoever to do with any of that malarkey.
Pixie, who served as a stand...
Kim Kardashian Explains Why She Has Gained So Much Weight Lately
BEVERLY HILLS - Kim Kardashian, one-third of the famed Kardashian sisters, was asked by a reporter for National Geographic why it is that her weight has ballooned upwards in just the past few weeks.
Kardashian, who was shopping at the 'big gal' se...
X-factor Aiden Grimshaw's message from Angry Michael Jackson
Aiden Grimshaw is in fear for his life today after it emerged last night that a famous London Psychic has received an angry message from Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson sent the message after watching Aiden murder one of his songs on last weeks...
Taylor Lautner Decks Robert Pattinson!
A smoldering argument between Taylor Lautner came to a head yesterday when Robert Pattinson gave Taylor Lautner a chest bump and got decked for his trouble!
(See 'Kristen Stewart Tells Taylor Lautner Her Sexual Fantasies')
What has happened to...
Wagner to perform Cheryl Cole's hit Promise This on X Factor
Brazilian shouter Wagner will perform the classic Promise This by Cheryl Cole on next week's X Factor.
Cole's smash hit which includes the unforgettable lyrics 'Promise' and 'This' along with some other words beat off stiff competition from Rhian...
TSA Agent Offended, Man Going, Ends Up Cumming
A TSA agent ended up with a hand full of goo when his fascination for shiny objects got the best of him.
It started when a man headed to a flight was going through the scatter x-ray machine, bells and whistles went off and it apparently had the s...
Kristen Stewart Showing A Lot Of Skin During Breaking Dawn Filming!
If you ever wondered why Robert Pattinson is so taken with Kristen Stewart, you might check the photos online today of the filming of 'Breaking Dawn, The Twilight Saga".
Of course, Pattison is wearing swimming trunks in some of the shots but the w...
San Antonio Spurs Tim Duncan and Manu Ginobili Warn Tony Parker That If He Comes Near Their Wives They'll Kick Him Back To France
SAN ANTONIO - Tony Parker is by no means the first athlete to cheat on his wife. NBA players like English football (soccer) players are sad to say notorious for their marital transgressions.
But in the case of the one who calls himself "Frenchy" h...
Dog Unsatisfied After Simulated Sex
An Australian Rugby League player, Joel Monaghan, has upset the Canine fraternity by posting a photo of himself simulating a sex act with a Dog, named Poopoo, on the Internet.
'It was just a bit of Aussie humour' he contested, bringing a new meani...
BBC apologises to Geldof for Band Aid slur
In the heady days of the mid 1980s, Band Aid, and the subsequent Live Aid concerts, were just what was needed to end third world famine and poverty.
Bob Geldof was elevated from mediocre pop singer to saint status overnight. A pop record sold mill...
The Cheryl Cole - Wagner Carrilho X-Factor Feud Is Getting Ugly!
LONDON - Simon Cowell has tried to put a lid on the situation but the infamous "Sultan of Sarcasm" seems to have lost control of this year's edition of X-Factor.
Cheryl Cole, one of the shows four judges and girlfriend of Derek "The Dancing Dude"...
Call Of Duty: Black Ops Delayed
It has been announced today at a press conference in San Fransisco that Call Of Duty: Black Ops has been delayed until June 2011.
Angry Internet-mobs have spammed Internet forums with hate messages and abuse.
One angry Call Of Duty fan had thi...
Justin Bieber To Film An Anti-Plastic Surgery Commercial With Heidi Montag
LOS ANGELES - Justin Bieber has just agreed to appear in an anti-plastic surgery commercial with the undisputed Queen of Plastic Surgeries, none other than Heidi "Plastic Woman" Montag.
Montag has had close to 40 plastic surgeries performed on her...
Andy Irons Uses Methadone and Ambien to Sleep. Forever. (REVISED)
Supersurfer Andy Irons, who won 614 championships in a sport no one cares about, was treating insomnia with Methadone and Ambien, with fantastic results: In fact, he'll never wake up again.
Irons, who died yesterday at age 32, was also battling De...
Lesbian Couple Shocked and Appalled By Big Penis
A lesbian couple were shocked and disgusted when one of them suddenly grew a penis. Not just a penis but a overwhelmingly large penis.
It started out slowly when one of the girls clitoris's became abnormally engorged. The couple paid no attention...
Katie Waissel To Survive X-Factor Again - Aiden Grimshaw And Paije Face The aXe
Following hot on the heels of last week's farcical X-Factor vote off, Skoob Entertainment News can exclusively reveal that Katie Waissel will probably escape the axe again this week.
SEN supremo Buffty Ginslinger claims that he overheard a little...
X-Factor's Katie Waissel's Grandmother is still a Prostitute
Wayne Rooney has become a big fan of X-Factor, and voted for Katie Waissel several hundred times after Katie's grandmother revealed she is still a working prostitute at eighty-one years old.
Katie's Gran, Sheila Vogel, revealed to the national pre...
Kim Kardashian Confesses That Her Tits Are Too Big
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kim Kardashian was sitting out by her swimming pool reading the latest issue of Carbs and Calories magazine when she was asked by her gardener if it was true that she was getting back together with her ex-boyfriend Dallas Cowboy rec...
Elin Nordegren Seeing Alex Rodriguiz, Wants To Have More Children As Tiger Roars
It seems that it was OK for a married Tiger Woods to have lovers all over the country but Elin Nordegren doesn't deserve the right to get married again and begin to have more kids.
"That's exactly what she's going to do", stated Elin's sister. "Sh...
Katie Price to present Radio 4's Today programme
In another hare-brained scheme aimed at making the flagship Today programme more soft and cuddly, the BBC has announced the appointment of a series of 'guest presenters'.
Each 'guest presenter' will provide ideas for around half of the programme's...
TSA XXX: Naked Body Scans Leak Online! Are You One?
It was bound to happen sooner or later, as at least one hundred airport security body scans have made their way online.
They began with the heading: We Have Blocked Facials, But Here Are The Best Of The Rest! At least 100 of those scanned in Flor...
Michelle Obama's Mother Finds Secret UFO Files In Obama's Desk
Marian Robinson who's the mother of Michelle Obama and who lives with the first family at the White House has made an interesting discovery.
This was sold to us by a member of the White House staff, after overhearing Mrs. Robinson relate her amazi...
75 Year Old Fridge Takes Place in Record Books
Mrs Ethel Marshwarbler is 92 years old and lives in Cromer, Norfolk. She is the proud owner of a fridge, which has been certified as the UK's oldest, continuously working domestic appliance.
The fridge, a Frigidaire D30 model, was made by General...
Joran van der Sloot Called as Character Witness in Amanda Knox Appeals Trial!
The Italian appeals trial for America's "Foxy" Knoxy was thrown into confusion today when Knox's defense attorney called on Serial Woman Killer Joran van der Sloot to appear as a character witness!
Almost three years to the day since Amanda Knox a...
Derek Hough and Jennifer Gray of Dancing With The Stars Break The All-Time "High Five" Record
HOLLYWOOD - Derek "The Dancing Dude" Hough and his partner Jennifer "Little Miss Teardrops" Gray of Dancing With The Stars have just officially broken the all-time television high-five record.
With the seven high-fives that they gave each other du...
Thanksgiving snaffles up Turkey tycoon Bernard Matthews
Norfuk - (Cold Turkey Stuff): Karmic synchronicity saw the octogenarian's death on Turkey Day, aka Thanksgiving.
Matthews died peacefully surrounded by his flock of Broad Breasted Bronzes, Bourbon Reds, Spanish Blacks and Midget Whites.
Among...
WikiLeaks: Aliens Look Like Mummies Wrapped With Toilet Paper
The aliens reported by hundreds of people in West Virginia near Huntington had the shape of humans only wrapped in something like toilet paper, reads a copy of WikiLeaks, released a few hours ago.
However, as usual, the US government hushed up the...
Kristen Stewart Having CCD Will Not Change Wedding Plans!
Robert Pattinson says that he will stay with their plans and marry Kristen Stewart even though she has been diagnosed this week with having CCD.
"I don't care what Kristen has. Let me rephrase, despite the fact that Kristen has been diagnosed with...
Lindsay Lohan's Vagina Fired From Linda Lovelace Movie, Sarah Palin To Step Into Role
Lindsay Lohan was summarily dismissed as the actress portraying Porn Legend, Linda Lovelace yesterday. Apparently the production could no longer put off shooting dates to accommodate Ms. Lohan.
"We were more than patient with, and were behind, Lin...
The Dallas Cowboys Sign Quarterback Kurt Warner
DALLAS - Now that Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones has fired his head football coach Wade "The Statue" Phillips, Jones truly feels that the Cowboys might just find the road to victory.
He stated that he has total confidence in his new coach Jason...
Miley Cyrus, Liam Hemsworth Split Again, Liam's Grandfather Doesn't Help
It looks like it's off again for Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth, according to several entertainment television shows this morning.
"I guess this time it may be it", stated a source that knows the couple well.
"Miley got really embarrassed latel...
Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Seen Licking Each Others Fro-Yo's
ENCINO, California - Teenage singing idols Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez were recently spotted at a local Mickey Mouse Frozen Yogurt Shop in downtown Encino.
The two appeared to be quite happy as they sat at a booth each wearing matching 'Lady Ga...
William's Chopper Down; Lindsay Lohan to play Pregnant Kate
It ain't over till it's over. Yesterday Prince William and commoner Kate Middleton announced their engagement. Prince William presented Kate Middleton with the ring Prince Charles got engaged to Lady Diana with. Times are tough and Prince William did...
Babylon 5 set for a shock return to the screens
Cult nineties sci-fi drama, Babylon-5: the poor man's Star Trek, the hungry man's Star Wars, the tired man's Battlestar Galactica, the bored man's V; is set to return to the small screen for the twenty-first century.
When it was receiving it's fir...
Wikileaks 'poised to name MI6 cryptographer Gareth Williams killers'
London - (Spy-in-the-Sky Mess): The brilliant creator of the Stuxnet cybermunition program 'was probably deleted for the malware's protocols'.
And a damning Wikileaks indictment is set to name some of the KGB/Mossad double agents in the frame.
Justin Bieber miming sweeps YouTube
YouTube is awash with people attempting to mime Poison as badly as Justin Bieber.
Within minutes of Bieber's performance on X-Factor YouTube started receiving uploads of fans miming along to the song.
"It's been the fastest uptake of a particul...
Naked Jonas Brothers: Out Of Control!
Joe Jonas told reporters today that he didn't use bad language but that he and his brothers have had enough with all this "garbage".
"We try to put out the best music we can and our fans are the greatest in the world but this thing is totally out...
Kinect hacked to play live strip poker
Microsoft's new accessory for the XBox, the Kinect, has been hacked to allow video streaming across the internet, to play live strip poker.
PokeHer, the on-line strip poker site, has been steadily gaining adherents as early adopters of the Kinect...
Is World Ready For Adam Lambert/Lady Gaga Baby?
Whether the world is ready or not, the two stars have done their part and now it's up to the people who run the laboratory in Oakland, California.
Speaking for the Parenthood Nature Center, Dr. Alan Deweece told reporters this morning that Adam La...
Derek Hough Wins Dancing With The Stars And Immediately Flies To London To Comfort Cheryl Cole
HOLLYWOOD - Jennifer Grey and Derek Hough won the 2010 edition of season eleven's Dancing With The Stars.
But Hough really did not have much time for celebration as Jennifer drove him to LAX Airport where he boarded a flight to London to comfort h...
Jamie Lynn Spears Reveals Why Old Friends Hate Britney
Jamie Lynn Spears, younger sister of Britney, was asked why so many people from her past dislike her sister so much.
"It's because of something she did a long time ago and they have never forgiven her for it."
And what was that?
"They took p...
Ashley Greene Embarrassed At Twilight Party
Friends of Kristen Stewart will probably get a great laugh out of the Ashley Greene embarrassment at a recent small party given by the head honchos of the Twilight movies.
A bit part player says that there were about fifty or so of them gathered i...
Ashley Greene: I'm Not Quite Through With The Pattinson Hunt!
Ashley Greene says that everyone is so sure that Robert Pattinson is eventually going to marry his best friend, Kristen Stewart, but that she's not quite out of the running yet.
Greene, who also appears in the Twilight movies, says that the fact t...
The Curse of Princess Diana's Engagement Ring
A close friend of Diana, Princess of Wales has tonight revealed that Diana knew her engagement ring was cursed but never had time to tell her family before she died.
She was told of the curse by an Indian man she met in a midnight bizarre in Ista...
IRA to bail out Irish economy
As Ireland faces its hour of greatest need and teeters on the brink of bankruptcy, an unlikely saviour has come to the rescue.
The IRA has declared that it is coming out of the shadows and has registered as a limited company. This will involve the...
The Truth Behind Cheryl Cole's Brand New Secret Tattoos
LONDON - Cheryl Cole was speaking before the English Garden Club at the Monty Python Hotel in Brompton when she was asked how her American boyfriend was doing.
She smiled and said proudly that Derek and his dance partner Jennifer Grey had just won...
Taylor Lautner/Taylor Swift Out-Cute Robert Pattinson/Kristen! In Contest!
In a new survey by six combined (Ages 14-24) popular magazines, the team of Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift received more votes than Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart who were a little miffed by the results!
"I have nothing against either the T...
Lisa Marie Presley Has A Weight Gain Meltdown
SHERMAN OAKS, California - Lisa Marie Presley was sitting in a booth at a local Pizza Hut having a large pizza that had been run through the garden.
As she took her third bite she angrily remarked to an unidentified lady friend that she cannot und...
Emma Watson To Gig With Taylor Momsen And The Pretty Reckless?
Seems like Parisienne born Brit actress Emma Watson has finally tired of being Hermione Granger out of the Harry Potter films and wants to grow up and live a little.
Currently studying in the USA where she's apparently been asked out on dates by l...
Nude Gillian McKeith Calendar Sales Disaster
Kebab and pizza van entrepreneur Ali Bullo was beside himself in anguish today after investing thousands of pounds in a print run of 2012 calendars featuring 'I'm A Celeb' turd analyst Gillian McKeith in a variety of erotic naked poses.
Ali Bullo,...
'Baywatch-Nude Beach Patrol' Comes to Cable in January
Producers of the wildly popular television series Baywatch are currently in the process of developing a spin-off titled Baywatch-Nude Beach Patrol. Film crews have been busy filming a 2-hour premiere episode on private L.A. County beaches.
While t...
Joan Baez Knocked Off Of A 20-Foot Tree House By A Flock Of Hummingbirds
WOODSIDE, California - 1960s folk music icon Joan Baez loves sitting in her backyard meditating and singing up in a 20-foot high tree house which she built by herself with the help of a Home Depot Do-It-Yourself instruction pamphlet.
Baez says tha...
Miley Cyrus Turns 18, Does Centerfold Spread In Major Magazine
Finally Miley Cyrus has turned eighteen and is not a little girl anymore. Of course, those like Liam Helmsworth already knew that she had been acting a lot older for some time now.
To celebrate she has had a whole week of small parties and large o...
Lady Gaga To Star In The Remake Of 'Buffy The Vampire Slayer'
HOLLYWOOD - Gladiator Pictures in association with Lions Face Films and The G-Spot Motion Picture Company has just informed the entertainment media that they will begin shooting the remake of Buffy The Vampire Slayer on Christmas Eve.
The original...
Kevin Jonas & Danielle's Wild Wedding Night Story Finally Comes Out!
Kevin Jonas has finally willing to talk about his not being especially friendly with his brothers, Joe and Nick, when he and his wife came back from their honeymoon.
According to a source, Kevin and bride, Danielle, were expecting some tricks at t...
Masterchef - Professionals My Arse! - Says Local Woman
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, today was forced to endure the popular British Broadcasting Corporation's television presentation of 'Masterchef - The Professionals' on his 52" HD TV.
Shuttlecock, who wasn't keen on his wife's programme selection i...
Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart Wedding Plans In Eastern Europe
With a lot of the final scenes being shot for the last double episode of Twilight, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart say they plan to do exactly as they promised their fans some time ago, get married.
"We wanted the whole movie madness thing to...
Lady Gaga Says That She Bit Off And Ate The Barbie Doll Head As A Halloween Joke
BELFAST, Ireland - Lady Gaga is in hot water with the Mattel Toy Company of El Segundo, California, after she took a Barbie Doll and bit off and ate the doll's head while performing on stage.
The flamboyant songstress whose real name is Stefani An...
Angelina Jolie Seen Leaving Miley Cyrus House
Just when you think there can be no more surprises to the career of Miley Cyrus, her dad and mom break up, she breaks up with Liam Hemsworth and now, neighbors with sharp cameras loaned to them (Write to us) say that they have seen actress Angelina J...
Lil' Wayne Fights to Restore Happy Meals in San Francisco
Shocked at the news over the Happy Meal ban in San Francisco, a regular stomping ground for the recently incarcerated recording artist, Lil' Wayne has gone "full guns", if you'll pardon the pun, to lobby against the ban.
Quickly getting his contra...
I'm A Celeb - Gillian McKeith Threatens To Whup Linford Christie's Ass
Breaking news from the jungle in Australia, where the 'I'm A Celeb' stars are battling it out with Arse and Feck for the world 'How To Mess Up A Weekend Even Worse Than The X-Factor' title:
Gillian McKeith, the renowned Scottish turd analyst, and...
Miley Cyrus: Justin Bieber Is Coming Over!
After the recent split up of Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth, Miley has already stated that she would like to hook-up with singer, Justin Bieber.
"I know Justin is willing to give us a try and I believe we can make it work. We're closer in age than...
'Stoned' Joan Baez Survives Naked Fall from Governor Jerry Brown's Tree House & Never Felt a Thing!
Fans of Folk Singer Joan Baez are breathing easier today after it was announced she would have no 'lasting memory loss' after her fall from Governor Elect Jerry "Moonbeam" Brown's California tree house.
The once again governor, formerly involved...
Lady Gaga wins Nobel Prize in Chemistry
STOCKHOLM, Sweden - Lady Gaga is the recipient of the 2010 Nobel Prize in Chemistry for her work in "ground-breaking experiments and applications of the novel two-dimensional material, graphene."
The chemist/musician explained, "I needed a new fas...
Women To Remain Banned From Close Combat
After conducting yet another exhaustive review, the Ministry of Defence has concluded that it will continue to ban women from frontline infantry units and close quarters combat.
Women soldiers will continue in their current support roles, which ar...
Harrison 'sorry' for hitting Haye
Audley Harrison has sensationally apologised to David Haye for hitting him with the only blow he landed during their World heavy weight Championship bout, at the M.E.N Arena in Manchester.
Harrison was contrite having thrown the straight left in h...
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