Funny story:  Times Square Crowds Treated to Kindle-toting Preacher

Times Square Crowds Treated to Kindle-toting Preacher

Yep, there he was -- with a long beard and a flowing, white robe -- standing on a makeshift platform, shouting to the crowd a litany of Biblical verses about hell, damnation, and repentance. But he wasn't reading from a printed Bible yesterday. No...
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Funny story:  Gordon Brown goes home to Scotland as euro zone 16 instruct the UK to help bail out Greece

Gordon Brown goes home to Scotland as euro zone 16 instruct the UK to help bail out Greece

UK Prime Minister, Gordon Brown is not so silly as might be thought by many. In a cunning and decisive departure from London, Mr Brown knows all about the stitch up in the EU. Under the Lisbon Treaty, France and Germany have cobbled together a dea...
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Funny story:  Queen Elisabeth II dissolves hung parliament

Queen Elisabeth II dissolves hung parliament

For hundreds of years the constitutional monarchy of the United Kingdom has held firm lacking in either a set constitution or a cognisant monarchy. It has been a peaceful accord held together by ancient laws as convoluted as they are redundant. Tha...
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Funny story:  SuBo's cat becomes bus driver

SuBo's cat becomes bus driver

Susan Boyle's pet cat Pebbles (or PeBo as fanatics insist) was spotted earlier driving the number 29 bus in central London. Pebbles moved to London last year after SuBo set off on her international travels hotly pursued by red scarf wearing wealthy f...
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Funny story:  Nigel Farage rescued from Staten Island Ferry prang

Nigel Farage rescued from Staten Island Ferry prang

New York - (Portents): On Thursday he made a bit of a public exhibition of himself with a kamikaze plane stunt in Karen Hinton-in-the-Hedges, Beds. And today UKIP Parliamentary wannabe Nigel Farage had to be dragged off the Staten Island Ferry whi...
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Funny story:  Foxy Four-Foot Tall Midget In *Playboobs* Magazine Centerfold!

Foxy Four-Foot Tall Midget In *Playboobs* Magazine Centerfold!

"Anna Janna", who has become the queen of the home-movie bachelor party set, is rumored to be the *Playboobs Centerfold for September of this year. "It's about time they allowed we small people to show the average guy what he's missing by over-loo...
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Funny story:  Lust Busters Ch. 1-3

Lust Busters Ch. 1-3

Lust Busters is a dynamic tale of sex and runaway libidos, unparalleled orgies on a grand scale, exorcism and mysterious strangers, FBI Special Squads, and all branches of the armed forces engaged in a dramatic clash with good against evil and much more. It's also a love story...depending on how you define love, of course. It's even alleged to be funny. And it has more sex in it by actual count...
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Funny story:  Susan Boyle to open Fish 'n' Chip shop next door to Harrods

Susan Boyle to open Fish 'n' Chip shop next door to Harrods

Susan Boyle is planning to open a new Fish 'n' chip shop next door to Harrods. She believes it is 'well needed' in that area of London. "Let's face it," she says, "there's lots o' folk out there visitin' Harrods's just to buy a wee candy stick so they can have it put in a Harrod's bag as proof they shopped there. Oh! For goodness sakes, one o' ma fans from Middlesbrough told me her mam did th...
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Funny story:  Survivor England Heats Up

Survivor England Heats Up

Host Jeff Probst has announced that Survivor England is now entering into the final weeks of competitions that will select this year's champion. "We are now down to three contestants: David Cameron, Gordon Brown and Nick Clegg." "Previous winn...
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Funny story:  Tiger Mounts Sleepwalker Defense

Tiger Mounts Sleepwalker Defense

Fornication-addicted former golf great Tiger Woods confessed today that he doesn't take responsibility for boning any the women he reportedly boned because he was asleep during all of his reputed 220 sexual encounters. "I knew nothing about whate...
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Funny story:  Gordon Brown just cannot work with anyone

Gordon Brown just cannot work with anyone

Gordon Brown just cannot get along with anyone he works with. This is a known fact and has been like this since he started school at the age of 5 so should be no surprise to anyone who knows him. His Primary, through to High School teachers,...
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Funny story:  England's north elects fruit cake

England's north elects fruit cake

The constituency of Salford and Eccles have re-elected Hazel Blears as their Member of Parliament. Miss Blears rose to fame during 2009 MPs' expenses scandal and has now been duly re-elected by local voters. Miss Blears, is an ex Communities Secre...
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Funny story:  Pamela Anderson's Top-Shelf Idea To Solve BP Oil Disaster

Pamela Anderson's Top-Shelf Idea To Solve BP Oil Disaster

Malibu, CA - In a stunning turn, recently-displaced Dancing With The Stars contestant Pamela Anderson is donating several hundred of her old breast implants to the U.S. EPA and British Petroleum, in the hopes of suffocating the leaking oil site deep...
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Funny story:  Paul McCartney To Release Sequel To 'Sgt Pepper'

Paul McCartney To Release Sequel To 'Sgt Pepper'

London, England - Sir Paul McCartney said today that he is about to release the sequel to one of the greatest albums of the 20th Century. The album is called 'Mjr Salt and His Lovely Darts Pub Band' and it was created during the same recording sessi...
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Funny story:  Subo fanatics join in LS Lowry celebration in Manchester

Subo fanatics join in LS Lowry celebration in Manchester

Well known artist LS Lowry was, today, celebrated in Manchester by artistic tableaux depicted by 1,000 naked art lovers. These naked art lovers, all ages, shapes and sizes, joined together in honour of LS Lowry and every 10 minutes they formed dif...
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Funny story:  Sarah Palin Earns New Pageant Title: Miss Disingenuous

Sarah Palin Earns New Pageant Title: Miss Disingenuous

It is amazing how a few million dollars can change a person's perception of the world, especially when it comes to politics. Less than 2 years ago, Sarah Palin was the Governor of Alaska and the wife of an oil man--an oil man who worked for a company by the name of British Petroleum (BP). Yep, the very same oil company that is in the headlines today for one of the largest oil spills in history off...
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Funny story:  Fat Slob Carefully Plots Next Move After Running Out of Beer

Fat Slob Carefully Plots Next Move After Running Out of Beer

Russell "Buddy" Jenkins hoisted himself out of his lawn chair to dig for another beer but all he found was some partially melted ice and a few empties. "I knew we were drinkin at a good pace, but I was shocked to find out that we finished off a 30...
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Funny story:  Cargo fleet women react to news about Iceland

Cargo fleet women react to news about Iceland

Two women from Cargo Fleet, Middlesbrough, Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones, attended the seminar in Middlesbrough Town Hall, held during the week. The seminar was held by owners of the Iceland franchises around the country. These shops sell mainly 'frozen' foods and are popular with many shoppers as a result of their low prices and highly nutritious food items. Their weekly takings be...
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Funny story:  Chubby Brown reacts to news that The Red Scarf Brigade have bought Harrods

Chubby Brown reacts to news that The Red Scarf Brigade have bought Harrods

Christ! Can you f***ing believe it. Some dozy members of the RSB (Red Scarf Brigade aka Subo Fanatics) have gone and bought Harrods (with an 'H'). What the f**k is 'appening to the werld. I always like to do a bi' o' shopping with our lass when we go to the Smoke, especially in Harrods. Arm in two minds whether to bloody bother anymore. Sh*t those deranged women 'ave enough money, or...
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Funny story:  Civil war looms as Britain knuckles down to having three Prime Monsters

Civil war looms as Britain knuckles down to having three Prime Monsters

London - (Blind-Leading-The-Blind-Mess): Hoodwinked UK voters were subjected to the nauseating sight of the three pathetic wannabes strutting opportunistically around the Cenotaph today. The VE Day commemoration was led by Pretender to the Throne...
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Funny story:  Obama the Antichrist? The Devil's in the detail

Obama the Antichrist? The Devil's in the detail

Christian fanatics have recently posted an Urgent warning online regarding a report linking Barack Obama to the number 666. All readers know where this is going! "Hurry to get details of how to get your copy (purchase your copy) online before the threats to take it offline are put into action", is the plea from the writers of this new 200 page report. $$$$$$$$$ Who do YOU think is more '...
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Funny story:  BP Announces New Clean Up Plan - Free Oil!

BP Announces New Clean Up Plan - Free Oil!

CCN (Crazy Cal News) Gulf of Mexico - BP announced a new plan to clean up the Gulf of Mexico Oil Spill. Today, they will release television commercials and newspaper ads advertising free oil to anyone who can come get it. A BP spokesperson said th...
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Funny story:  Sarah Palin Lusting After Carly Fiorina Has Facebook Fans Furious

Sarah Palin Lusting After Carly Fiorina Has Facebook Fans Furious

Palin's Facebook page took over 2000 angry hits after a post she wrote stated that she strongly endorsed Carly Fiorina to challenge Barbara Boxer for her Senate seat in November. The Facebook entry started out "Carly, Carly, she's our (Wo)man, if...
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Funny story:  Make sense of sex with Msr. Francois Dubois, SJ

Make sense of sex with Msr. Francois Dubois, SJ

Today's subject is sexual positions Dear Msr. Dubois: I am a 19-year-old junior at University of Georgia in Athens. I lost my virginity last week (or at least I think I did) at the Delta's keg party. It wasn't at all what I expected, having to stand up in a broom closet while my date ripped down my panty hose and kept jabbing at my crotch. Finally, he asked me if he could stick his finger...
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Funny story:  Backing Up a Toilet During a Party Is #1 Party Foul

Backing Up a Toilet During a Party Is #1 Party Foul

Reader's Digest came out with their top 10 party fouls list and it is no surprise that backing up a toilet at a party is at the top of that list. This event is troubling enough at your own house, but when it happens during a party at a friends house, it is nearly impossible to redeem yourself. Some experts call this, "The Ultimate Party Foul." No host wants to be interrupted with this situation...
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Funny story:  Spoof Party wooed by Tories!

Spoof Party wooed by Tories!

A little known group of hardline misfits called "The Spoof Party" were this morning being wooed by David Cameron & Gordon Brown for their crucial seat in the House of Commons. So far David Cameron had only offered "Free Tea & Biscuits" wit...
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Funny story:  Susan Boyle fanatics buy 'Harrods'

Susan Boyle fanatics buy 'Harrods'

It's true, in that it's all false. Mr. al Fayed has indeed sold Harrods, the famous London Department store. At first the name of the buyer(s) was not disclosed but one amazing spoof journalist has a source close to the Red Scarf Brigade, and was...
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Funny story:  SpoofGate: Climate Scientists Put Poor Spoof Writers Out of Work

SpoofGate: Climate Scientists Put Poor Spoof Writers Out of Work

"They're taking the bread out of our mouths!" says Spoof journalist Pullmi Legg, founder of the Writers, Anecdotalists, Naysayers, Kick-arsers, Egocentrics and Recidivists Society (WANKERS). He's issued the following statement about his reasons for giving up writing for Spoof. "For years we've been taking the piss out of these myopic truth-benders and their exaggerated alarmist claims, but late...
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Funny story:  Gossip Girl Book Drives Florida Woman to Edge of Insanity

Gossip Girl Book Drives Florida Woman to Edge of Insanity

Orlando, FL - A woman in a small town outside of Orlando, Florida, dubbed "Auntie Literary," is openly stealing books from her local library in an effort to keep the kinds of books she doesn't want her daughter to read out of other women's daughters'...
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Funny story:  Adam Lambert Condition Worsens

Adam Lambert Condition Worsens

Singing star Adam Lambert has had three weeks of his body totally rebelling against him. First he had a rapid heartbeat and then suddenly gained ten pounds before he even realized that his pants were getting tighter. "I accused my partner of kn...
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Funny story:  See Beibers from space!

See Beibers from space!

BIEBERS CAN BE SEEN FROM SPACE! - NASA has released photos of a dam a family of Beiber have built. It can be found in Alberta's Wood Buffalo National Park. The Dam can be seen from space, and according to authorities, at 850 meters it is twice th...
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Funny story:  Dubai Airport Toilets Win Cleanliness Accolade

Dubai Airport Toilets Win Cleanliness Accolade

There were celebrations at Dubai International Airport this morning when it was revealed that the airport had been congratulated on the cleanliness of its toilet facilites - in the face of the most unbelievable filth imaginable to man. Moys Kenwoo...
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Funny story:  Pixelated Penises

Pixelated Penises

AUSTRALIA - The Prime Minister Big Kev and his right hand Stevie Conroy have decided Australia should have the first total ban on anything naughty anywhere. "We must protect the Australian people from anything that I or my mate think is a little...
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Funny story:  SuBa Sued By SuBo

SuBa Sued By SuBo

A legal team representing Scottish diva Susan Boyle have taken action to stop A Question Of Sport presenter Sue Barker shortening her name to SuBa. SuBo is thought to be unaware of this and would in no way condone this action as she is a huge fan...
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Funny story:  Brown in 'Dirty Protest'

Brown in 'Dirty Protest'

Gordon Brown tonight indicated that he would not willingly leave No 10, but that he would resist, possibly involving a protest mimicking the "dirty protests" so synonymous with 1980's Northern Ireland. Mr Brown explained that he would use any legi...
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Funny story:  Taylor Swift Is So Into Cory Monteith She Wrote A Song About Him - "Cory Cory The Kissing Guy From Glee"

Taylor Swift Is So Into Cory Monteith She Wrote A Song About Him - "Cory Cory The Kissing Guy From Glee"

WYOMISSING, Pennsylvania - Taylor Swift has always written songs about guys who have passed through her life. She wrote "Joey Joey You're My Favorite Toy Toy" about Joseph of the Jonas Brothers. And she wrote "Hey, What A Coincidence My Name's Tay...
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Funny story:  Julius Caesar Act 2: A Parody

Julius Caesar Act 2: A Parody

We wanted to give our la teacher a good LoL, so we completely BS'd an overview of shakespear's act 2 of Julius Caesar. Anyone who legitimately knows the play will get a kick out of it. Mark Antony murders his father, Julius Caesar, by accidentally poisoning his salad. Meanwhile, his best friend Cassius is plotting revenge on his arch rival Brutus, for stealing his two beloved wives...Calphu...
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Funny story:  Wetwang Sevens Tournament faces closure

Wetwang Sevens Tournament faces closure

Due to severe over-crowding and increasing complaints of fishy smells and rude behaviour, Wetwang Parish Council are threatening to close down the annual rugby sevens tournament. The Wetwang Sevens (referred to as the Fish Shop Next to Black Swan...
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Funny story:  Partial Skeleton of Amazon Woman Found in Brazil

Partial Skeleton of Amazon Woman Found in Brazil

Sao Paulo Brazil: Dr. "Indiana" Jones while searching in the Brazilian Jungle, along the Amazon River, for an ancient pre-Columbian city of gold has found the remains of a large woman. This find may produce the first tangible evidence that the legend...
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