Funny story:  Kirstie Alley Says That After Looking At Gabourney Sidibe She Feels Downright Anorexic!

Kirstie Alley Says That After Looking At Gabourney Sidibe She Feels Downright Anorexic!

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kirstie Alley said that she really enjoyed the movie Precious starring Gabourney Sidibe, who was nominated for Best Actress but lost out to Sandra Bullock, the soon-to-be-ex-wife of Messy Jesse "The Whore Monger" James. Kirstie w...
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Funny story:  Dancing with the Stars Begs Kate Gosselin to Come Back

Dancing with the Stars Begs Kate Gosselin to Come Back

In a rare, never before seen move on Dancing with the Stars, the show's producers are begging Kate Gosselin to come back and compete. "There's been a terrible mistake," said a spokesperson. "The judges were honestly under the assumption that they wer...
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Funny story:  Dolly Parton Found Floating "tits up" and Plucked From Raging Nashville River!

Dolly Parton Found Floating "tits up" and Plucked From Raging Nashville River!

Country Music Fans and Mammary Mavens breathed a sigh of relief today when the Coast Guard announced they had plucked Music Legend Dolly Parton from a partially submerged double wide where she had been clinging to the trailer hitch for the past 24 ho...
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Funny story:  Minnebago Homes Recalled After Sex Problems Emerge

Minnebago Homes Recalled After Sex Problems Emerge

In a report out in the Wall Street Journal this morning it predicts a recall of thousands of Minnebago Motor Homes even if they are not being driven around. "To our faithful customers, it has come to our attention that several of our motor homes,...
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Funny story:  Census Workers Begin Executions

Census Workers Begin Executions

Washington, DC - Americans who have not filled out their census forms yet, could be in for a shock this week. Census workers are hitting the streets and taking aim at anyone who has neglected to fill out the form. The penalty for not filing the cen...
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Funny story:  Texas Governor: Oil Well Blowout Act of God - Gay People Still an Abomination

Texas Governor: Oil Well Blowout Act of God - Gay People Still an Abomination

Texas Governor Rick Perry, in a tawdry attempt to poison the jury pool when the lawsuits start flying over the BP oil spill, has announced the oil well blowout in the Gulf of Mexico is "an act of God," while sticking to his former position that gay p...
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Funny story:  How to Prepare for the 2012 Apocalypse

How to Prepare for the 2012 Apocalypse

Damn you Mayan calendar! In case you haven't heard, the year 2012 has been predicted to be a game changing year for our planet. The Mayan calendar does not go past the year 2012, leading plenty of logical people to believe that the end of civilization is right around the corner. Although there will be some vindication for crazy folk who rant all day about the apocalypse, the vast majority of hu...
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Funny story:  New Video from Al Qaeda Claims Idiot Bomber Not Theirs

New Video from Al Qaeda Claims Idiot Bomber Not Theirs

Somewhere in a Cave - A new video has been released by Al Jazeera that they claim has come directly from Osama bin Ladin in which bin Ladin emphatically states that in no way was the recent idiotic attempt to bomb NY the work of one of its operatives...
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Funny story:  General Election voting called off

General Election voting called off

The Prime Minister, in a last ditch attempt to remain in power, er, no, in an attempt to appear transparent and fair, has decided that in order to save the country a fortune, the general election is being canceled in favour of a simple 1 hour electio...
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Funny story:  General Patraeus Announces Launch of Operation Afghan Daisy Chain

General Patraeus Announces Launch of Operation Afghan Daisy Chain

WASHINGTON, D.C. - U.S. troops in Kandahar, the spiritual homeland of the Taliban, are preparing to launch what may very well be the most peaceful offensive yet in a conflict that has now lasted nearly nine years. Its aim is to weaken the grip of...
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Funny story:  Charles Darwin's Family Suffered From Inbreeding!

Charles Darwin's Family Suffered From Inbreeding!

"Charles Darwin's family suffered from the deleterious effects of inbreeding, suggests a new study that serves as ironic punctuation to the evolutionary theorist's life work", according to a new report in Primates Magazine. "It's fascinating that...
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Funny story:  Social Network To Drop Ugly People From Website

Social Network To Drop Ugly People From Website

Seattle, WA - Social networking giants Faceface will soon begin dropping members considered 'too ugly' by the editorial staff. The social-website fears too many ugly people will harm the site and cause profits to drop. Although it seems cruel and s...
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Funny story:  Cheryl Cole Named The Sexiest Woman On The Planet

Cheryl Cole Named The Sexiest Woman On The Planet

LONDON - Cheryl Cole was shopping at ASDA when she was informed that she had just been named by FHM Magazine as its 'Sexiest Woman on The Planet.' "Chezza" dropped a package of crumpets she was holding and remarked that she was surprised at winnin...
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Funny story:  Dancing With The Stars: Evan The Ice Skater and The Sexy Anna Get Three Perfect 10's

Dancing With The Stars: Evan The Ice Skater and The Sexy Anna Get Three Perfect 10's

HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars British Judge Len "The Old Geezer" Goodman stood up, did a cartwheel and told Olympic gold medal ice skating champion Evan Lysacek that he saw him skating on ice and he looked very nice, but watching him dance on wo...
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Funny story:  President Obama Names Vera Baker To Be His New Traveling Personal Assistant

President Obama Names Vera Baker To Be His New Traveling Personal Assistant

SEATTLE - President Barack Obama spoke before the annual convention of The Retired Lumberjacks of The Northwest Order. He praised their hard work, their devoted work ethic, their ability to cut down a 70-foot pine tree in twenty seconds flat, and the...
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Funny story:  Hitler's neuroticism followed gas attack

Hitler's neuroticism followed gas attack

Hitler, it now appears was unfairly treated after he and his comrades fell victim to a gas attack in October 1918. He had been going about his business as a 'run of the mill' guy. Hitler, born in Austria, wanted to be an artist. Beaten by his...
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Funny story:  Banksy' Ancestor Faked 'The Turin Shroud'

Banksy' Ancestor Faked 'The Turin Shroud'

Iconic graffiti artist, Banksy has astounded the world by revealing that his great, great, great, great, great grandfather, Giovanni de Banco, a 16th century Italian painter was responsible for making The Turin Shroud - probably the number one wonder...
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Funny story:  Tactical Voting tips for the election

Tactical Voting tips for the election

The Mirror today published a list of parties they say we should consider if we are to keep the Conservatives out of power. Due to the scaremongering by both Tories and Labour about the dangers of an hung parliament, The Mirror rationalises that th...
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Funny story:  Are You A Russian?

Are You A Russian?

Have you ever thought that you may in fact be a Russian? Are you a follower of Trotsky, or did you just love Dr Shivago? If so, you may really be a Russian. To help you find out if you really are a Russian, take the following test: 1) You are waiting at the bus stop in the morning. The bus arrives. Do you: a) Wait patiently in a queue until it is your turn; b) allow an old lady to go before y...
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Funny story:  Terrorists Target Mecca

Terrorists Target Mecca

Terrorists have caused mayhem and carnage with a series of suicide bombers up and down the UK at Mecca Bingo Halls. Al Qaeda have claimed responsibility, though some suspect that they would claim responsibility for a bus crash on the A1, because A...
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Funny story:  SuBo 'bites' back!

SuBo 'bites' back!

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies were last night arguing over her teeth, presumably having nothing better to do since their wealthy husbands are likely away on 'business'. "I refuse to accept she's had any work done on her teeth at...
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Funny story:  Nick Jonas Deals With Fact That He Was Adopted

Nick Jonas Deals With Fact That He Was Adopted

Nick Jonas, youngest of the three singers in the group The Jonas Brothers, although there is a younger son, told the press yesterday that he is doing pretty well with finding out that he was adopted. "Since I looked just like the other guys, it re...
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Funny story:  Bloody diet gave me piles says Cheryl Colon

Bloody diet gave me piles says Cheryl Colon

London - (Blood Sucker Mess): "Yeah, really piled on the £££s," the singer has told Halo! magazine amid reports she is being paid to promote the Bloody Hype Diet. "Of course, avoiding food also helps!" Cheryl chuckled showing off the size zero as...
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Funny story:  Fake Head in Suitcase Gets Comedian Arrested

Fake Head in Suitcase Gets Comedian Arrested

Police are still scratching their heads over an incident this past weekend that resulted in a woman being rushed to the emergency room and a comedian heading off to jail. "It was a spur of the moment thing, really," explained Shawn (not his real n...
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Funny story:  Derek Acorah Calendar 2011

Derek Acorah Calendar 2011

Derek Acorah, the world famous physic medium is to take advantage of his phenomenal good looks, and produce a calendar for 2011, with him in various athletic and tasteful poses for each of the months. This particular calendar has a twist on ordina...
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Funny story:  Volcano grounds planes while oils slick docks boats, all travel cancelled

Volcano grounds planes while oils slick docks boats, all travel cancelled

The UN President, Dr Ali Treki, has taken the unprecedented step of unilaterally stopping all forms of petroleum propelled propulsion in an effort to stem the spread of the planet damaging populous and their polluting by-products. The petrochemic...
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Funny story:  "BLACKIE" The World's Worst Fiction Writing

"BLACKIE" The World's Worst Fiction Writing

"It was a dark and stormy night, but never like this. There's never been a dark and stormy night the like this doozey. Lemmie just say this was real dark and real stormy. It was so dark ya couldn't see a finger until it poked ya in the eye. So dark it was beyond black. So dark a 'darkie' looked white. I'll tell you mugs, that's dark. Hubba-hubba. Ya want dark & stormy? This is the real bees...
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Funny story:  Richard Dawkins calls for all atheists to pray for religious people

Richard Dawkins calls for all atheists to pray for religious people

Richard Dawkins is a man on a mission, to save the planet from God, not actually God, but all the people that believe in him. He has noticed that over the years, most problems have been caused by religion and various belief systems and that the ma...
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Funny story:  Breath Un-fresheners to the rescue!

Breath Un-fresheners to the rescue!

Ever been on a date and felt that you really did not want to be there, but didn't have the courage to tell your romancer? How about walking along a dark alley way heading home from the station and thought someone was following you perhaps to sex...
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Funny story:  No more Twilight/Moonlight!

No more Twilight/Moonlight!

Readers, this is one story that has changed my life, my values and my ideas of reality.. On the evening of the full moon, Sunday 13th around 11.30pm I received an anonymous call, which led to a meeting in a scant, dark alley in the seedy side of West L.A. There as I waited, listening to my own heartbeat amongst the street sounds of human despair, a chill came over the alleyway, it b...
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Funny story:  The Right Honourable Annie Portner-Storum talks about the Election

The Right Honourable Annie Portner-Storum talks about the Election

Being an expatriate Englishman who has lived in Australia for the past 17 years, I still take a great interest in the UK elections. This is year is no different. However, I am a bit out of the loop now, as I live so far away, so I thought I would get some inside information. I made a list of people to call to get some answers about how the modern system works. The first person that I rang was...
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Funny story:  Biggest Facebook Mistakes

Biggest Facebook Mistakes

Looking for a job? You may want to clean up your social media content first. The past few months I went a little wild and did some crazy stuff (for a 37 year old) and happened to post them on my Facebook page. Below are a list of my postings including 8 specific ones you must avoid. As a result of my mistakes I was told that even though I was qualified and interviewed well for the positio...
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Funny story:  Roman Catholic Church blames gulf oil slick on homosexuals

Roman Catholic Church blames gulf oil slick on homosexuals

Benny, the magic pope, has called for all gay and lesbians to be arrested and searched for evidence of inherent gayness and proof that they are involved with the oil leek in the United S of A. It's is also said that he saw the word Allah spelled...
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Funny story:  Cyborg Terminator Gordon Brown 2: The Bigoted Judgment Day

Cyborg Terminator Gordon Brown 2: The Bigoted Judgment Day

Rochdale, LANCASHIRE - A major agency whose business is finding look-a-likes of celebrities has scoured the whole country for a double of the 'unelected' Prime Minister Brown, but unusually without success. Being so wildly unpopular, means that a do...
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Funny story:  Country Singer Chely Wright Comes Out of The Bunkhouse Closet: "Yep, I'm One of Dem Dang Lesbianites"

Country Singer Chely Wright Comes Out of The Bunkhouse Closet: "Yep, I'm One of Dem Dang Lesbianites"

LAKE CHARLES, Louisiana - Country music singing sensation Chely Wright performed before a sell out crowd in Lake Charles at The Cajun Bayou Gator & Skeeter Arena. The 39-year-old Wright finished her last song and told the audience that she had...
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Funny story:  Mexico Says It Will Arrest Any Tourists Who Are From Arizona

Mexico Says It Will Arrest Any Tourists Who Are From Arizona

MEXICO CITY - In a politically motivated move that has been both applauded and criticized, the government of Mexico has just mandated that all Mexican law enforcement officers have been instructed to stop any and all American tourists and ask to see...
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Funny story:  There's a new religion in town

There's a new religion in town

A new religion has arisen in Europe,according to theologian Dr Ibeleefin Anyfinn and it threatens the big two Dogmas in town,and they are not happy! The new religion called "Ireckonism" was originally formed in Australia. Worshipers of Ireckon...
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Funny story:  Taylor Swift arrested for "Over exposure" says Nashville coppers

Taylor Swift arrested for "Over exposure" says Nashville coppers

NASHVILLE TN (ABSNN) - Country music songbird, Taylor Swift, 19, was arrested by members of the Country Music Hall of Shame this afternoon, taken in by the Nashville cops, for the crime of "Over exposure," sources say. Often called the hardest wor...
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Funny story:  Harvey Keitel Hooked on Real Housewives of New Jersey

Harvey Keitel Hooked on Real Housewives of New Jersey

There ain't gonna be no reason not to watch the Real Housewives of New Jersey--or "Housewifes," as it's affectionately known in Jersey-again this season because, true to form, the bitches are back and meaner than ever. Even Harvey Keitel, known well...
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Funny story:  Mexican food chain to Start Selling Lower Grade Beef, Somehow

Mexican food chain to Start Selling Lower Grade Beef, Somehow

IRVINE, CA - Mexican food chain Baco Tell announced an agreement today with a beef processors to begin selling a beef that is somehow of lower quality than what is currently offered at the restaurant chain. The deal was promoted as an effort to cont...
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