Funny story:  Jonathan Ross still presents a chat show shock

Jonathan Ross still presents a chat show shock

The man who said he was leaving the BBC to do something else is surprisingly still working for the BBC presenting his chat show on a Friday evening. Jonathan Ross or Paul Ross's brother as he is known to Paul Ross was seen interviewing the fat unf...
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Funny story:  My musings on humor

My musings on humor

I often think about comedy, and about the funniest people I've run across in my life. I guess they have inspired me to become involved in humor. There are a few and they are varied, but they had one thing in common: their humor was unique, and they made us laugh. By "us" I mean "me." My first comedy mentor was a local TV host named Bobby Harrimer. Every afternoon, around 5pm, he ushered us i...
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Funny story:  Giant Turd in Epic Battle with Gulf Oil Slick

Giant Turd in Epic Battle with Gulf Oil Slick

New Orleans, LA: And so it begins: A giant turd, working it's way down the Mississippi river for the past two months, has finally entered the Gulf of Mexico, unaware the space was already taken by another environmental outlaw: the Bp Oil Slick. "T...
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Funny story:  Barry George Bush innocent of Cheryl Cole harassment

Barry George Bush innocent of Cheryl Cole harassment

London - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): The man who didn't Jill Dando is also innocent of harassing national treasure Cheryl Cole. Geddit? That's the official verdict as the Smearer Group of newspapers, publishers of The Daily Smearer, The Sunday Sm...
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Funny story:  Kristen Stewart Had Tourettes Until She Was, Sh*t! 13!

Kristen Stewart Had Tourettes Until She Was, Sh*t! 13!

"I thought someone would dig it out sooner or later", stated Kristen Stewart Friday after her appearance on Oprah Thursday. "So I thought I'd go ahead and tell the story myself before some idiot got half of it right and screwed it all up." After...
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Funny story:  Russell Crowe, Robin Hood, The Irish Australian

Russell Crowe, Robin Hood, The Irish Australian

Aussie Oscar winner Russell Crowe was reported to be "calming down" a little following a radio interview in which a DJ described his Robin Hood accent as sounding "Irish-Australian." Crowe stormed out of the interview - intended to publicise the n...
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Funny story:  Oil Executive Tossed from One of Louisiana's Best Cajun Restaurants

Oil Executive Tossed from One of Louisiana's Best Cajun Restaurants

New Orleans, LA - Oil executives returned back to their home-away-from-home in Louisiana after a grueling week in front of a Senate investigative panel to answer tough questions about the ongoing oil spill problem in the Gulf of Mexico. They decided...
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Funny story:  The Dark Flowers Chronicles - Chapter Two

The Dark Flowers Chronicles - Chapter Two

Closer to the Point The miner packed the golden lamp into his haversack, fed the mule, and left the mine. He was two tonnes short of his daily call for coal, but didn't care. He'd found a golden lamp, and even though it wasn't a magical, genie holding lamp that could grant his wishes, the missus might take a fancy to it, maybe even enough to get him a quick handjob. He entered his run down...
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Funny story:  This Year Paris Runways All the 'Bomb'

This Year Paris Runways All the 'Bomb'

Four of Paris's most renowned fashion houses are previewing designs reflecting the dangerous world that we live in today. Each couture house has added its own interpretations for their upcoming fall collections based on the bomb or blast suit look n...
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Funny story:  Schwarzenegger sees double in hospital

Schwarzenegger sees double in hospital

Arnie went to visit his 'old' stunt double, Billy Lucas, in hospital recently. He got more than he bargained for. On entering the hospital he bumped into the Double Mint twins and the Olsen twins, who were visiting the Gosselin twins. After a...
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Funny story:  Bangkok is in flames and Spoof Supremo, Monkey Woods, legs it!

Bangkok is in flames and Spoof Supremo, Monkey Woods, legs it!

Spoof Supremo, Monkey Woods, residing in Bangkok, has disappeared without trace and other Spoof writers are desperately waiting for a sign of life! Bangkok is in the middle of a political revolution and Monkey was caught up in the middle of it on...
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Funny story:  Things Set To Get Much Worse

Things Set To Get Much Worse

A National Audit Commission report reveals that things have been steadily bad over the last few years, but have started to get worse since 2008. The report, commissioned by Harold Wilson's government during the troubles of 1974, is itself quite b...
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Funny story:  David Cameron leads by example, slashing his own salary by 5 %

David Cameron leads by example, slashing his own salary by 5 %

David Cameron is leading the nation by example. He has cut his own pay by 5%. Well, that's TODAY. Next week he'll probably be giving himself a 10% raise. The 'real' workers across the country, are hoping he doesn't expect THEM to volunteer to t...
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Funny story:  Arizona To Change It's Nickname From "The Grand Canyon State" To "Teabaggers 'R' Us"

Arizona To Change It's Nickname From "The Grand Canyon State" To "Teabaggers 'R' Us"

PHOENIX - Governor Jan Brewer in a move to give her state some semblance of unity, civility, and fairness has decided to implement a governor's mandate and change Arizona's nickname from "The Grand Canyon State" to "Teabaggers 'R' Us." The governo...
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Funny story:  Selena Gomez Says She Wants To Give Liam Hemsworth A Lap Dance

Selena Gomez Says She Wants To Give Liam Hemsworth A Lap Dance

FLAGSTAFF, Arizona - Selena Gomez flew to Arizona to visit the Grand Canyon before President Obama totally shuts down the state with his upcoming mandated state-wide ban. Selena was asked what she thinks about Arizona's Immigration Bill. She rolle...
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Funny story:  Lesbian Couple Accused Of Handling Holes In Church

Lesbian Couple Accused Of Handling Holes In Church

A lesbian couple in England claim they were forced out of their church after they were spotted handling holes during a service. Leslie Pigden and Nora Battery said that other members of the congregation at St Nicholas Claus Anglican church in Cen...
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Funny story:  Guns Galore at 139th Annual NRA Meeting in Charlotte, NC

Guns Galore at 139th Annual NRA Meeting in Charlotte, NC

Charlotte, NC - It's all about guns. Guns, guns, guns. Guns and more guns. There are big guns, little guns, guns that kill just one person, and guns that are capable of killing more than one person at a time. Guns for show and guns for show-time. The...
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Funny story:  Botox Leads to Long Term Erections

Botox Leads to Long Term Erections

CHICAGO, IL -- A Forest Lakes accountant, Mortimer Schwartz, is suing a plastic surgeon for medical malpractice claiming the doctor caused him a permanent condition of erectile maximus syndrome (PMS). After seeking medical assistance for his ere...
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Funny story:  Superstore to Debut Hire-A-Zombie Program July 4th

Superstore to Debut Hire-A-Zombie Program July 4th

Mega*Mart, leading the way in innovative ways to cut wages and benefits for American workers, has successfully created a "Hire-a-Zombie" program that is expected to dramatically change the Mega*Mart shopping experience. "This is just a natural evo...
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Funny story:  Cellphones Now Used More for Goofing Off Than for Calls

Cellphones Now Used More for Goofing Off Than for Calls

Liza Colburn uses her cellphone constantly. She taps out her grocery lists, records voice memos (e.g. walk Fido, break up with that loser Frank), listens to music at the gym, tracks her caloric intake and posts frequent updates to her Twitter and Fa...
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Funny story:  Most Of Britain Now Underwater

Most Of Britain Now Underwater

A shocking confidential report leaked from environment watchdog Envirowatch reveals that most of Britain is now underwater, and that climate change sceptics are keeping it secret from the public. Starting in 1975, the south west of the country sta...
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Funny story:  SuBo fanatics launch own bank

SuBo fanatics launch own bank

In an attempt to replenish rapidly dwindling funds, Susan Boyle fanatics today launched their own bank. The Fanatical Bank of Susan (FBoS) will initially have branches in California, Chile, and England. First time depositors are being offered free gi...
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Funny story:  Terror Trial Slated for Governor's Island

Terror Trial Slated for Governor's Island

NEW YORK, NY -- After marathon negotiations throughout the week with Mayor Bloomberg's office, the Port Authority and New Jersey's Governor Christie, Attorney General Erica Holder's office is expected to make a major announcement on Monday. Sources c...
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Funny story:  Shocker: US to Fund Israeli Defence

Shocker: US to Fund Israeli Defence

Barack Obama is to ask the US Congress for an extra $200bn in military aid to help Israel get a short-range rocket defence system in place. The system is designed to shoot down mortars, rockets, rocks and paper airplanes from Gaza or Southern Leba...
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Funny story:  Lesbians Having Sex In Church Affects Collection Takings

Lesbians Having Sex In Church Affects Collection Takings

Two Lesbians have been forced out of an Anglican Church because their continued sexual activity was hitting the collection takings. St Muff's in Much Licking, Dorset, has banned the two Lesbians after a series of incidents. The pair were caught be...
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Funny story:  Olympic Budget Slashed By Coalition

Olympic Budget Slashed By Coalition

After the smiles came the cuts. And none bigger than the cut to the Olympic budget. The new Coalition Government has wasted no time in making cuts to public expenditure. The Olympics were won at a considerable cost to the nation. Now George Osbour...
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Funny story:  BP Oil Leak Plugged by Rosie O'Donnell's Badonkadonk

BP Oil Leak Plugged by Rosie O'Donnell's Badonkadonk

The BP oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico was successfully plugged this morning, following a joint effort between the U.S. Navy, BP's Golf Ball and Rubber Tire Department, and Rosie O'Donnell. In an apparent effort to use a plan mentioned in the press...
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Funny story:  East Africa seeks more Nile water from Egypt; Nile gods angered

East Africa seeks more Nile water from Egypt; Nile gods angered

Four East African states have signed an agreement to seek more water from the River Nile - a move strongly opposed by Egypt and her ancient gods, including the Nile itself, long regarded as a living divinity by many Egyptians. Under a 1929 B.C.E.
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Funny story:  Ugly Betty Star, America Ferrera In Hot New Movie This Summer

Ugly Betty Star, America Ferrera In Hot New Movie This Summer

It turns out that Ugly Betty wasn't so ugly after all, once all the make-up and disguises were lifted. In a new summer film, America Ferrera will wow most of the guys in the theater with her outfits, especially on the beach and in some intimate sc...
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Funny story:  New Film About Marilyn Monroe Suspicious & Relationships To Kennedys Coming Out

New Film About Marilyn Monroe Suspicious & Relationships To Kennedys Coming Out

The Production company Firm Engine has re-opened the case of Marilyn Monroe's death in a movie scheduled to star Naomi Watts according to our sources. Thus far, the movie will simply be titled "Marilyn" and could possibly feature the song "Candle In...
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Funny story:  Nigeria ex-governor James Ibori 'freed on condition he will serve as Chancellor of the Exchequer'

Nigeria ex-governor James Ibori 'freed on condition he will serve as Chancellor of the Exchequer'

Nigerian political powerbroker James Ibori has reportedly been freed on bail in Dubai, where he was arrested on corruption charges, pending his acceptance of a position in the new British coalition Cabinet: Chancellor of the Exchequer. The former...
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Funny story:  Justin Bieber Buys Hairspray and Toothpaste Companies

Justin Bieber Buys Hairspray and Toothpaste Companies

Now that the financially successful, 16 year old singing sensation is on the dating trail, it only made sense to surround himself with quality personal grooming products. Given the amount of hair on Bieber and the literal vastness of his smile, he r...
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Funny story:  Sarkozy Threatened To Pull Out Unless Woman Screamed Like A Whore

Sarkozy Threatened To Pull Out Unless Woman Screamed Like A Whore

French President Nicolas Sarkozy is said to have repeatedly threatened to pull out unless a woman screamed like a whore. French civil servants have admitted that he also wanted her to dress like a Greek goddess and pretend to be sinking. Jean-Luc...
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Funny story:  Flatulence "Not A Disability", Tribunal Rules

Flatulence "Not A Disability", Tribunal Rules

The Peckham Employment Tribunal has unanimously ruled that chronic flatulence is not a disability under the Disability Discrimination Act 1995. The judgement was a disappointment for Ayama McTrumpitt (27), who claimed she had been unfairly treated...
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Funny story:  U.S. Marines Lampoon Truman's Integration Plans

U.S. Marines Lampoon Truman's Integration Plans

West Germany, April 1, 1948 -- As rumors continue to swirl concerning President Truman's pursuit of full integration and equality of Negroes within the U.S. military, some units have taken to relieving their pent-up frustration through humorous 8mm s...
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Funny story:  Republicans Choose Lap Dances over Mexican Heat

Republicans Choose Lap Dances over Mexican Heat

Tampa, FL - It's official. The Republican National Committee has chosen Tampa, Florida as the site of their 2012 Republican National Convention. Delegates from all over the United States will converge on Tampa, Florida, the official "Lap Dance Capita...
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Funny story:  The Dark Flowers Chronicles -- Chapter One

The Dark Flowers Chronicles -- Chapter One

Before the Beginning It was a dark and stormy mood the coal miner was enveloped in in his tiny little Welsh mind. His quota had not been reached and he knew that the Foreman would be ragging his ass, once again; that's all the Foreman was good for, ragging his ass. "I wish I had a magic lamp to rub and a genie to appear to grant me all the wishes I could think to wish," the miner told his l...
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Funny story:  Wow! Brooklyn Decker Sure Has Got Herself Some Bigguns!

Wow! Brooklyn Decker Sure Has Got Herself Some Bigguns!

HAWAII - One of the sexiest women to ever dip her dainty little toes in the waters off of Hawaii is the stunningly sexy Ohio girl, Brooklyn Decker. The 23-year-old beauty graced this years cover of Sports Illustrated, along with the covers of othe...
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