Funny story:  Gordon Brown to be replaced by Phil Brown

Gordon Brown to be replaced by Phil Brown

Current UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown has named his successor as his cousin, the former Hull manager, Phil Brown. Whilst the news comes as a large shock to virtually everyone in the UK, it is apparently little surprise to Phil Brown who later des...
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Funny story:  Pope's Portugal trip 'to look for Maddie'

Pope's Portugal trip 'to look for Maddie'

Algarve - (Praia Da Iluzion): The four day stay will see Pope Benedick re-enact the tumultuous welcome the McCanns received at St Peter's in Rome in 2007. Prayers at the Our Lady of Fatima shrine will continue to beseech for church secrecy in all...
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Funny story:  Nick Clegg makes surprise demands

Nick Clegg makes surprise demands

A senior political insider has revealed tonight that Nick Clegg has shocked both the Labour and Conservative parties by making some strange demands. The Insider claims that even before Nick Clegg agreed to meet David Cameron at Tory HQ, on Frida...
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Funny story:  Frank Frazetta, Master Artist, Dead At 92

Frank Frazetta, Master Artist, Dead At 92

Schoolboys of all ages in the U.S. and Britain might want to take a pause for one minute today as it was announced that the great paperback artist Frank Frazetta has died. Can you believe he was 92? Many of us are old enough to remember his work i...
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Funny story:  Adam Boulton you just got owned

Adam Boulton you just got owned

Alistair Campbell has wiped the floor with the unelected Sky News expert on bullying and badgering. Coming so soon after his partner in slime, Kay Burley was heckled live on air, it's been a bad few days for Sky News presenters. The campbell v bou...
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Funny story:  Brown Announces Ability to Talk and End of His Tenure as Prime Vegetable; coalition talks 'pitch woo' with North Korea's Kim Jong-il

Brown Announces Ability to Talk and End of His Tenure as Prime Vegetable; coalition talks 'pitch woo' with North Korea's Kim Jong-il

Gordon Brown has said he is stepping down as Labour Party leader and Prime Vegetable - as his party opens formal talks with the North Korea Party about forming a government. Mr Brown, prime vegetable since 2007, said he hoped a successor as leader...
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Funny story:  Gordon Brown To Join Conservative Party

Gordon Brown To Join Conservative Party

Gordon Brown plans to join the Conservative Party in a bid to cling to power following his party's failure at the General Election. He is currently in talks with David Cameron and the two are said to be getting along well. Conor Burns, Conservativ...
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Funny story:  Obama picks Kagan to replace resigned Brown as PM, assures UK citizens "labour-free government will continue" and no hard feelings about 1812, either

Obama picks Kagan to replace resigned Brown as PM, assures UK citizens "labour-free government will continue" and no hard feelings about 1812, either

After a month long search, President Barack Obama has chosen Elena Kagan, his solicitor general and a former dean of Harvard Law School, to succeed the retiring PM Gordon Brown. News that the retiring PM would be replaced via selection of a stand...
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Funny story:  Angelina Jolie's Teeth Bucked Again

Angelina Jolie's Teeth Bucked Again

Although she's a beautiful lady, Angelina Jolies's teeth get bucked every six months or so and she has had six surgeries to have this corrected. Jolie admitted that it started while she was married to Billy Bobbing Thorton. "It was OK until t...
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Funny story:  The Real Reason That Jessica and Ashlee Simpson's TV Sit-Com Got Cancelled

The Real Reason That Jessica and Ashlee Simpson's TV Sit-Com Got Cancelled

HOLLYWOOD - After only being on the air for two months the Fixx Network has cancelled the Simpson's show, no not the cartoon Simpsons, the Simpson's with the chumbawumbas. The sit-com titled Pops And The Lip Syncers, starred Jessica Simpson, siste...
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Funny story:  Celebrity Apprentice: Donald Trump Tells Cyndi "Time After Time" Lauper It's Time - "You're Fired!"

Celebrity Apprentice: Donald Trump Tells Cyndi "Time After Time" Lauper It's Time - "You're Fired!"

MANHATTAN - In the latest edition of Donald Trump's "Celebrity Apprentice" 80s rock icon Cyndi Lauper finally has her fill of being treated like a three year old and she calls Holly Robinson Peete a no good, prima diva, back-stabbing BB (black bitch)...
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Funny story:  Bristol Palin Seen Clubbing in New York

Bristol Palin Seen Clubbing in New York

Bristol Palin evidently got off to a late start celebrating the National Day to Prevent Teen Pregnancy last Wednesday when she was spotted at a downtown New York 21-and-over night club partying at 1 a.m. with friends, sans drinks I'm told. Witness...
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Funny story:  Derek Hough Breaks Up With Leighton Meester Says He Misses Cheryl Cole

Derek Hough Breaks Up With Leighton Meester Says He Misses Cheryl Cole

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Dancing With The Stars dancer Derek Hough has told his downstairs maid, Markayla Madison, 32½, that he has broken up with electro pop diva - actress girlfriend Leighton Meester. Markayla who has been Hough's maid at his Hollywood...
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Funny story:  Gordon Brown to quit before he is "Hung"

Gordon Brown to quit before he is "Hung"

The UK will breathe a massive sigh of relief at the news that the Rt. Hon. G.Brown is about to quit as Prime Minister and leader of the Labour Party. Street parties are being set up and thousands of loyal Labour supporters are requesting that the...
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Funny story:  Simon Cowell Sues Six TV Networks Over Marriage

Simon Cowell Sues Six TV Networks Over Marriage

Simon Cowell, famous as the critical judge on American Idol and The X Factor, is reportedly suing six different TV news networks over his problems with his fiance, Mezhgan Hussainy, according to a report this morning on "Stars, Scars & Cigars", t...
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Funny story:  Brown Resigns! - Blames Clegg And Cameron

Brown Resigns! - Blames Clegg And Cameron

Gordon Brown has just resigned. We're not sure if he's the PM, the acting PM, the ex-PM or what he is any more, but I can confirm, he has resigned. In an emotional speech delivered outside McDonald's in Victoria, Brown clearly blamed parliamentary...
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Funny story:  Rent Boy Hoax

Rent Boy Hoax

Just when you thought it couldn't get more bizarre, reports are surfacing that the Rekers/Rentboy scandal is a hoax! Evidently, the two have been friends for a long time, and, although there has been a "relationship" between the two, Lucien RentB...
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Funny story:  Neanderthals Sailed the Atlantic

Neanderthals Sailed the Atlantic

Neanderthal News Network, Louisburg, Nova Scotia. Leif Erickson's buddies, and other Viking types, were in the new world long before Columbus. Now Archeologists have unearthed startling evidence that Neanderthals sailed the Atlantic thirty thousa...
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Funny story:  Fan Mistakes Kate Gosselin for Kathie Lee Gifford, Kate Livid

Fan Mistakes Kate Gosselin for Kathie Lee Gifford, Kate Livid

New York, NY - A Kathie Lee Gifford fan got quite a rude awakening this past weekend when she received a verbal dressing down from Kate Gosselin in what bystanders called an honest mistake. Said Soozie Swipper, "I had just gotten out of my book c...
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Funny story:  Wikipedia to be renamed "WANKAPAEDO-IA"

Wikipedia to be renamed "WANKAPAEDO-IA"

Wikipedia has been accused of being a secret "cess-pit" for kiddies-porno lovers and other related sites are now enjoying the publicity. In fact the images of kiddies in "naughty" poses on Wikipedia is so popular that they have decided to re-launc...
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Funny story:  New MTV Reality Show Based on Breast Size Findings

New MTV Reality Show Based on Breast Size Findings

CHICAGO, IL -- A recent study by the University of Chicago discovered that women with a breast size of D cup or greater score on average ten IQ points higher than those with an A or B cup. "One theory is that the female hormone estrogen, which is...
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Funny story:  Man Sues Over Ice Cream That Was Too Cold

Man Sues Over Ice Cream That Was Too Cold

PHOENIX, AZ -- Ben and Jerry are being sued over ice cream that was claimed to be too cold. According to the complaint, filed in Maricopa County Court, Emilio Estanza-Gomez was enjoying an ice cream cone while driving his newly purchased automobile.
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Funny story:  Ravens Flee Tower Of London

Ravens Flee Tower Of London

Great consternation today in Olde London as rumours abound that the legendary ravens of The Tower Of London have all fled - an event said to signal the fall of the British monarchy. The ravens are reported to have fled en-masse despite their wings...
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Funny story:  BP Hires Karl Rove as PR Point Man After Disastrous Oil Spill

BP Hires Karl Rove as PR Point Man After Disastrous Oil Spill

Loplip, LA: News has reached Tawdry Soup that Karl Rove, the parallel universe dwelling Bush minion, has accepted a position as the public relations point man for BP, the company that everyone on the planet has fingered as the culprit in the gigantic environmental disaster taking place in the Gulf of Mexico. On Saturday afternoon, just in time for the Sunday newspapers and talk shows, Rove mad...
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Funny story:  Peter Pan of Pop was once MI5 agent

Peter Pan of Pop was once MI5 agent

Recently declassified papers have revealed one or two surprises, the greatest of which is surely that Peter Pan of pop, Sir Cliff Richard, was secretly recruited by MI5 in the sixties as a frontline agent in the war against Soviet Russia. Squeaky...
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Funny story:  Gulf oil spill reaches Princess Diana Fountain

Gulf oil spill reaches Princess Diana Fountain

London - (Crude Mess): Globules of the dark slime began appearing this morning as ex-BP CEO Lord Browne prayed fervently beside the Diana shrine. The bastard son of Princess Margaret and Ronald Reagan left the UK supermajor three years ago followi...
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Funny story:  Company Cited Over Doctored Mushroom Soup

Company Cited Over Doctored Mushroom Soup

SACRAMENTO, CA - A new strain of hyper virulent, deadly Cryptococcus gattii fungus has been discovered in the United States a new study says. The outbreak has already killed six people in Oregon and it will likely creep into northern California a...
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Funny story:  Blanket May Be Responsible for Couples Death

Blanket May Be Responsible for Couples Death

DENVER, CO. -- Denver Fire Chief, Jim Sestrich, blames a local couples' death on their new anti-flatulent blanket manufactured by the Better Relations Blanket Company. The blanket, made with activated charcoal fabric similar to that used in milit...
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Funny story:  Nick Clegg bookies favourite for PM

Nick Clegg bookies favourite for PM

With it looking likely that a coalition between Liberal and Conservative parties to resolve the hung parliament, the only thing left to do is to choose which of the two leaders of the two parties, David Cameron and Nick Clegg will be the new Prime Mi...
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Funny story:  Nick Clegg Admits "I'm Sleeping With Cameron and Brown"

Nick Clegg Admits "I'm Sleeping With Cameron and Brown"

Nick Clegg has admitted to being sexually promiscuous and that he "swings both ways" following revelations that he has been sleeping with both Gordon Brown and David Cameron. "Yes, it's true. I have a very high libido. It's much higher than my sha...
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Funny story:  As the World Spins: The Boyle Family Saga, Episode 1: The Boyle Family Implodes or O Brothers, Shut the F*** Up

As the World Spins: The Boyle Family Saga, Episode 1: The Boyle Family Implodes or O Brothers, Shut the F*** Up

The producers of the soap opera "As the World Spins: The Boyle Family Saga" announced today that filming of Episode One is to begin shortly. "Episode One, which will be called 'The Boyle Family Implodes or O Brothers, Shut the F*** Up,' will focus...
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Funny story:  Susan Boyle's Purple Team have unlikely supporters

Susan Boyle's Purple Team have unlikely supporters

Supporters of Susan Boyle, that is fans, not fanatics have gained an unlikely foothold into the real politics of the UK. Disenchantment with the Con Lib Dem coalition has spawned a purple alliance who are set to protest and demonstrate against Cle...
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Funny story:  Brown Appeals for Backing by Granting First Sit Down with Journalist Earl Grey. Historic Interview Declared 'unfortunate' by BBC!

Brown Appeals for Backing by Granting First Sit Down with Journalist Earl Grey. Historic Interview Declared 'unfortunate' by BBC!

In a last ditch effort to rally support and sympathy, current Prime Minster Gordon Brown granted a far reaching in depth interview to Pulitzer Prize finalist Earl Grey in order to 'clear the air.' It didn't go well. Grey, just back from a series...
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Funny story:  Bloomberg Deploys Porta-Mosques In NYC

Bloomberg Deploys Porta-Mosques In NYC

NEW YORK, NY - Mayor Bloomberg has agreed to a creative solution to deter terrorists threats through the installation of a number of portable mini-mosques positioned at strategic locations throughout the city. The structures, to be built in the s...
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Funny story:  Emergency Oil Spill Clean Up to Include Beach Paving

Emergency Oil Spill Clean Up to Include Beach Paving

ON THE GULF OF MEXICO - The Obama administration has released emergency plans this weekend to use the copious tar balls that are just now washing ashore, from the leak of the recent sinking of the gulf oil platform, as a paving medium. In a move...
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Funny story:  Laugh Your Way to Fitness

Laugh Your Way to Fitness

ANAHEIM, CA - Recent research shows that laughter can produce the same health benefits as physical exercise. That euphoric finding was presented at the 2010 Experimental Biology conference in Anaheim. The study by Loma Linda University, determine...
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Funny story:  Diana Vickers Shits Her Knickers Again

Diana Vickers Shits Her Knickers Again

Former X Factor finalist Diana Vickers is in the news again after defecating in her underwear after she was told that she had gone straight to the top of the UK album charts with her debut release. Songs From The Tainted Cherry Tree features the s...
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Funny story:  Susan Boyle meets Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones from Cargo Fleet at an Icelands Shop in Middlesbrough

Susan Boyle meets Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones from Cargo Fleet at an Icelands Shop in Middlesbrough

Susan Boyle is doing her best to help out the Iceland Franchises. Yesterday she visited a branch of Iceland in Middlesbrough. The shop happened to be the branch where Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Brown do their main shopping. Iceland shops were...
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Funny story:  PeBo sues SuBo!

PeBo sues SuBo!

In an astonishing twist of events, Susan Boyle's cat Pebbles (PeBo as fanatics insist) last night announced that she is suing SuBo for hurt feelings. "I was out and about in Blackburn killing some innocent wildlife, when some geezer in a suit came...
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Funny story:  BA Strike Latest: Nick Farage Hired To Fly Planes

BA Strike Latest: Nick Farage Hired To Fly Planes

British Airways boss Willie Walsh has announced his latest plans for beating industrial action. He has hired UKIP leader Nicholas Farage to pilot the companies planes. This strike busting move will clearly upset union bosses, but Walsh was unrepentan...
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Funny story:  Tiger Woods Takes His Putter and Withdraws From The Player's Championship At Ponte Vedra, Florida

Tiger Woods Takes His Putter and Withdraws From The Player's Championship At Ponte Vedra, Florida

JACKSONVILLE, Florida - Tiger Woods, the man who single-handedly is going to make about a dozen or so white blonde bimbos millionaires, has withdrawn from playing in The Players Championship at the Sawgrass Country Club in Ponte Vedra, Florida. Th...
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Funny story:  San Antonio Spurs Get Swept By The Phoenix Suns - Coach Greg Popovich Plans To Quit To Become a Stand Up Comedian

San Antonio Spurs Get Swept By The Phoenix Suns - Coach Greg Popovich Plans To Quit To Become a Stand Up Comedian

SAN ANTONIO - San Antonio Spurs Coach Greg Popovich had said at the beginning of the NBA season that his San Antonio Spurs had so much talent that if they did not win the whole enchilada (championship), he would quit as coach. The Suns swept the S...
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Funny story:  Korean President Visits White House:  Dog Mysteriously Disappears

Korean President Visits White House: Dog Mysteriously Disappears

South Korean President Lee Myung-bak, a recent visitor to the White House, has been the center of rumors involving the disappearance of Bo Diddley, the Portuguese water dog that President Obama gave to his daughters, fulfilling a promise to them of h...
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Funny story:  Sarah Palin Promises No More Promises

Sarah Palin Promises No More Promises

Sarah Palin threw her hat in the ring today, confirming she will be running for the Whitehouse in 2012 by launching her election platform, "No More Promises." The self-styled "Rouge" politician says she is breaking away from old school Washington...
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