Funny story:  Hadron Collider Black Hole Swallows Obama:  Only White Teeth Visible

Hadron Collider Black Hole Swallows Obama: Only White Teeth Visible

From Switzerland, news of the Large Hadron Collider being revved up brought questions concerning the possible creation of a black hole that might swallow the earth. Professor Parsons, head of operations at the Swiss facility, had the following to...
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Funny story:  Queen plans April Fools Day spoof

Queen plans April Fools Day spoof

London - (Rioters): In an amusing plan to give freeloading, money-grubbing politicans a massive jolt the Queen is planning to feign death on April Fools Day. The cunning payback plot sees Prime Monster Gorgon Brown rush round to Clarence House to...
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Funny story:  Rocker Beck Removes "c" in name to Disassociate Self from Glenn Beck

Rocker Beck Removes "c" in name to Disassociate Self from Glenn Beck

Totally cool indie rocker, Beck, has had enough of being confused with Glenn Beck on the internet and is finally taking steps to disassociate himself once and for all with the name Beck. The music superstar has decided to revert back to his real...
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Funny story:  Dancing With The Stars: Kate Gosselin Pisses Off Tony Dovolani Big Time!

Dancing With The Stars: Kate Gosselin Pisses Off Tony Dovolani Big Time!

HOLLYWOOD - Tony Dovolani is a world champion dance instructor who has captured dozens of world-wide awards. Tony Dovolani is a class act who can take a woman with two left feet, no rhythm, no soul, some cellulite, and no coordination and mold he...
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Funny story:  Pavlovian Dog Mimics Chris Matthews, Tingles When Obama Speaks

Pavlovian Dog Mimics Chris Matthews, Tingles When Obama Speaks

Dr. Ivan Pavlov, the Russian physiologist who won the Nobel Prize in 1904 for his classical conditioning response using dogs, would be pleased to know that this type of conditioning elicited the same type of response with MSNBC propagandist, Chris Ma...
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Funny story:  Major League pitchers tired of having teams' hopes thrown on their shoulders

Major League pitchers tired of having teams' hopes thrown on their shoulders

A coalition of Major League pitchers announced today that they are disgusted and fed up with having the hopes and dreams of their respective cities pinned on them despite the era of the dominant pitcher rapidly ending. "For too long, we have had u...
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Funny story:  Twilight Author Meyer Has New Twilight Book Coming Out In June!

Twilight Author Meyer Has New Twilight Book Coming Out In June!

NEW YORK - Attention "Twilight" fans: Stephenie Meyer has a new book coming out according to just released news on the UBYN Station in Utah. Little, Brown Books for Young Readers is scheduled to be released on June 5th, "The Short Second Life of...
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Funny story:  Messi Slighted By Wenger Insult

Messi Slighted By Wenger Insult

The scene was set, Arsenal v. Barcelona. Wenger in a press conference. Messi in attendance. Messi's scintillating form in La Liga has led to many pundits branding him the finest footballer on the planet. However, veteran gaffer Wenger, claimed th...
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Funny story:  Irish National Assets Management Agency to buy Pope's toxic debts

Irish National Assets Management Agency to buy Pope's toxic debts

Shergar, Co Louse - (Altar Buoys): The newly incorporated Irish Bad Ass Bank is to buy the first tranche of $500 million papal bad debts. These are in the form of sub-primate loans taken out to pay off abuse vitims and/or continue doling out hush-...
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Funny story:  Robert Pattinson Caught Nude After Pants Stolen!

Robert Pattinson Caught Nude After Pants Stolen!

Twilight Actor Robert Pattinson seemed undisturbed after his pants and shorts were ripped off of him yesterday by three female fans, perhaps because he had a lot to show them. The incident happened yesterday at Maddame Tussaud's Wax Museum in New...
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Funny story:  President Obama Signs King James Version of New Health Care Bill Into Law

President Obama Signs King James Version of New Health Care Bill Into Law

WASHINGTON - President Obama recently signed the latest version of the new health care bill, the King James version, into law after it passed through congress with much hatred and animosity. The bill, roughly 2,800 pages long, entails a universa...
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Funny story:  Wedding couple each chips

Wedding couple each chips

Pencer and Ms NacFayden have been allowed to eat chips again - A groom-to-be has been allowed to eat chips again after a McCains dropped its law suit over him buying from his local chippy. Nobert Pencer, 13, from Yerth, was banned from contacting...
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Funny story:  Jesus Ate Last Supper At Fast-Food Restaurant

Jesus Ate Last Supper At Fast-Food Restaurant

Jerusalem, Israel - An exciting new archaeological discovery from the the Holy Land proves the Last Supper was eaten at a local Burger Queen. Biblical historians previously believed the simple meal of wine and bread was eaten at a private home. Ins...
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Funny story:  Sandra Bullock To Jesse James: It's Over!

Sandra Bullock To Jesse James: It's Over!

Sandra Bullock has announced that her marriage is over and is immediately filing for a divorce from husband, Jesse James. "He's been all over the news and he doesn't seem to care what they print about him of how it affects me. I've had enough. It'...
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Funny story:  A well known crap Latino singer "Comes Out" and the question remains, who isn't?

A well known crap Latino singer "Comes Out" and the question remains, who isn't?

Well we've heard it all before, Rock Hudson, James Dean, Kermit the Frog, Little Britain, George Michael, Miss Piggy, Welsh rugby players, Irish curling players, Tom Cruise, Rasputin, Hitler, Freddy Mercury, Elton John, Boy George, even Casanova had...
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Funny story:  Sandy Berger Donates Socks To Smithsonian

Sandy Berger Donates Socks To Smithsonian

When former Clinton National Security Advisor, Sandy Berger stuffed purloined classified documents into his socks while visiting the National Archives back in 2003, who would have guessed that these same socks would be placed next to those worn by Ab...
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Funny story:  Cameron: Spoof Ricky Martin Spoofs Are a Glorious Example of Self-Regulation at Work

Cameron: Spoof Ricky Martin Spoofs Are a Glorious Example of Self-Regulation at Work

'Dave' Cameron, the cool leader of the once-hated UK Conservative party, today held up the leading satirical website The Spoof as a glowing example of how self-regulation can work for good in tomorrow's Britain today. In a speech to leading media...
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Funny story:  New Old Age Replacing New Age as New Age-Old Age

New Old Age Replacing New Age as New Age-Old Age

In the blink of an eye, the New Age will be over, and the New Old Age will take over. Sources close to the divine greatness himself known only as a whisper have confirmed that before the end of the second decade of 2000, the world, as we know it, wi...
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Funny story:  Sir Alex Ferguson promises Bayern Munich fans, "we'll pull the Bayern player's Lederhosen (Knickerbockers) down and smack their bums tonight!"

Sir Alex Ferguson promises Bayern Munich fans, "we'll pull the Bayern player's Lederhosen (Knickerbockers) down and smack their bums tonight!"

Sir Alex, ahead of tonights Preussian vs Mancurian titanic clash, has latched on to an ancient Bavarian tradition and promised the Bayern Munich fans the following: "We will pull the the Lederhosen's of the Bayern Players down and smack their bott...
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Funny story:  I am proud to be Barry, says pop star Ricky Martin

I am proud to be Barry, says pop star Ricky Martin

The singer said writing his shopping list had helped him with his decision. Bristol born pub singer Ricky Martin has announced his real name is Barry Mealive, ending years of speculation over his real name. Martin, who has sold more than 6 cds...
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Funny story:  Lady Gaga, Sir Elton John Announce Wedding Plans

Lady Gaga, Sir Elton John Announce Wedding Plans

Lady Gaga says that falling for Sir Elton John was the most natural thing in the world. "It seems to me to be a perfect match. Elton and I share many things, I guess you would say. I mean, who's the head of glamour rock but Elton, maybe Adam Lambe...
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Funny story:  Sarah Harding To Focus On Thespian Career - Oo-Er Mrs!

Sarah Harding To Focus On Thespian Career - Oo-Er Mrs!

Bikini clad Girls Aloud blonde bombshell uber babe Sarah Harding today confirmed to us that the rumours relating to her putting her singing career on the back-burner in order to concentrate on her acting are indeed true. Sarah was delighted to lea...
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Funny story:  Raging Cheryl Cole Demands To Know Where She Stands With Derek Hough As Nicole Sherzinger Pics Hit The Streets

Raging Cheryl Cole Demands To Know Where She Stands With Derek Hough As Nicole Sherzinger Pics Hit The Streets

As pics hit the tabloids of Pussycat Doll Nicole Sherzinger frolicking about with Dancing Derek Hough, Cheryl Cole is probably sitting alone somewhere wondering just exactly WTF is going on here. Although there is no evidence to suggest that the d...
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Funny story:  Sex-Op Double Murderer To Marry Lesbo Killer Lover

Sex-Op Double Murderer To Marry Lesbo Killer Lover

The forthcoming marriage between sex-swap Psycho Douglas Wakefield - who killed his uncle 36 years ago, and also murdered an inmate at Parkhurst - and lethal Lesbian Thelma Purchase - jailed 2 years ago after suffocating the disabled man she was cari...
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Funny story:  Pope Predictably Pissed at Predecessor's Pickle

Pope Predictably Pissed at Predecessor's Pickle

VATICAN CITY (ABSNN) -- TheSpoof.com's ace Religion reporter, Skoob1999, filed this dispatch this morning following an exclusive interview with Pope Bentedick XVI: "Ja, I'm pissed off that JPII got off so easily by up and dying five years ago. Th...
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Funny story:  Colin Farrell: Go West, Jung Man!

Colin Farrell: Go West, Jung Man!

According to various inside sources, paid to forever remain so, perpetual pub-crawling party boy, Colin Farrell, has agreed in principle to an emergency last ditch offer from seat-of-the-pants husband & wife producing team, F. Buddy Rose and Ana...
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Funny story:  Vagrant ejected from Commons claims to be an MP

Vagrant ejected from Commons claims to be an MP

House of Commons officials today apprehended a vagrant who they found asleep in the chamber on one of the Labour front benches. The man was escorted from the Palace of Westminster to loud protests by a phalanx of security men and it later transpir...
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Funny story:  Ricky Martin To Appear With Nina Dobrev On "The Vampire Dairies"

Ricky Martin To Appear With Nina Dobrev On "The Vampire Dairies"

HOLLYWOOD - The gay world's newest member Ricky "Licky" Martin has just stated that he has signed on to star in an episode of The Vampire Dairies. Martin will star as Elena Gilbert (Nina Dobrev's) long lost cousin Alphonse Du Chateau who arrives i...
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Funny story:  Is Octo-Mom Really Selling Her Face to Angelina Jolie?

Is Octo-Mom Really Selling Her Face to Angelina Jolie?

Latest Hollywood Gossip: Embarrassed that recent paparazzi photos are showing her with several bizarre sinewy outgrowths around the back of her jawbone, rumor has it that Angelina Jolie is in secret negotiations to buy the face of Octo-Mom. "Look,...
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Funny story:  Flummoxed OSHA Rep Arrives on Scene of Killer Whale Attack

Flummoxed OSHA Rep Arrives on Scene of Killer Whale Attack

In the wake of the death of a trainer from a killer whale attack, a flummoxed representative from the Occupational Safety and Health Administration, Salil Suptah, arrived at the SeaWorld Amusement Park Complex in Orlando on Friday and was quickly ove...
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Funny story:  Jesus: "I Need a Militia Like I Need an Asshole on My Elbow"

Jesus: "I Need a Militia Like I Need an Asshole on My Elbow"

When news reached Heaven that a Midwestern militia was discovered training to help him out during the upcoming rapture, Jesus laughed and exclaimed, "I need a militia to help me like I need an asshole on my elbow." According to a popular book that...
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Funny story:  Sarah Harding, Cheryl Cole, and Nadine Coyle Say Ricky Martin Is Real Pretty And They Support "Her"

Sarah Harding, Cheryl Cole, and Nadine Coyle Say Ricky Martin Is Real Pretty And They Support "Her"

LONDON - In a surprise move 60 percent of the British all-girl band Girls Aloud stated pubicly, ah lets make that publicly, that they totally support Ricky Martin in his 'coming out' party. Cheryl Cole, Sarah Harding, and Nadine Coyle all agreed t...
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Funny story:  Colin Powell Installs New Government Following Coup. National Debt Decreases Overnight.

Colin Powell Installs New Government Following Coup. National Debt Decreases Overnight.

From his temporary Oval Office platform the venerated former General and Secretary of State Colin Powell announced that his takeover of the Country has been effortless and that the elimination of 'business as usual' resulted in a five hundred billion...
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Funny story:  Oprah Had Orgasm During Humpback 'Heat Run' Voiceover

Oprah Had Orgasm During Humpback 'Heat Run' Voiceover

Oprah Winfrey's personal assistant announced today that the megastar/cash cow is not a Diva but in fact no different than the average American and just as sexually viable. Ms. Winfrey is regarded as the most respected and admired African-American...
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Funny story:  UK Independence Party Holds Secret Meeting of Executive Committee

UK Independence Party Holds Secret Meeting of Executive Committee

UKIP has convened a secret meeting of the party's executive committee in a beach hut in Morecambe. UKIP National Secretary Britony Albion agreed to talk to this reporter on the seafront. "We wanted to hold the meeting as far away from Europe as p...
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Funny story:  President Obama Told That Ricky Martin Is Gay Asks "Dean Martin's Son?"

President Obama Told That Ricky Martin Is Gay Asks "Dean Martin's Son?"

WATERLOO, Iowa - President Barack Obama was in town to kick off The 97th Annual Corncob Tossing Championship and 17 Mile Three-Legged Corn Sack Race. He was asked what he thought about the former Menudo singing sensation Ricky Martin coming out. T...
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Funny story:  Count Dracula Biting Mad Over Viagra Not Working

Count Dracula Biting Mad Over Viagra Not Working

Count Dracula, in an interview very early this morning, stated that Viagra did not help him and that he had already tried the other stuff. "Here I have most of the night every single night and what am I going to do after my snack, IF I can find on...
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Funny story:  Ashley Greene Says Baby Not Pattinsons

Ashley Greene Says Baby Not Pattinsons

Ashley Greene says that she would like nothing better than to stand the media on it's head and announce that she is carrying the baby of Robert Pattinson. "Wouldn't that be a lark?" But she also told bug-eyed reporters that she would not do tha...
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Funny story:  Coronation Street actress charged with serious acting

Coronation Street actress charged with serious acting

Coronation Street extra actress Patty Clever has been charged with serious acting in Greater Manchester, police confirmed. The 96-year-old, who plays the Street's taxi passenger Ihave Nohope, was stopped near her home in Northsoutheast&west in...
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Funny story:  Chocolate can cut your leg off - Easter eggs may contain blades in future!

Chocolate can cut your leg off - Easter eggs may contain blades in future!

Easter eggs and other chocolate can now through a loop hole in an old law carry blades and other weapons, as long as they are not the locking type that have been banned since 1903 unless sold only in small amounts, latest research suggests. The st...
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Funny story:  Chinese Drug Baron: "Google To Blame for Meow Meow-Led 'Drug Tsunami'"

Chinese Drug Baron: "Google To Blame for Meow Meow-Led 'Drug Tsunami'"

Meow Meow, the drug that has destroyed so many lives, is set to be outlawed in a matter of days. The lethal drug - real name mephedrone - will probably be made a Class B substance like Amphetamines and Cannabis. However, even when the ban - set...
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Funny story:  Hollywood Beckons For London Mayor 'Boris the Blade' Johnson

Hollywood Beckons For London Mayor 'Boris the Blade' Johnson

The Mayor of London, Boris Karloff-Johnson is to have a Marvell-ous Comic and Hollywood movie made about his cycling exploits on the murderous roads of London Town. The Mayor, who recently fought off muggers with an iron bar and helped an 90 yr...
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Funny story:  JT Can't Keep the Gnome Fires Burning Like Rio

JT Can't Keep the Gnome Fires Burning Like Rio

Love rat and former England and Chelsea statue John Terry has failed miserably to take a leaf out of Rio Ferdinand's book on happy families, writes Virginia Ratpoison. Ferdinand recently bought four garden gnomes for his Cheshire mansion, and had...
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Funny story:  Katie Price: I'm Bigger Than Peter Andre

Katie Price: I'm Bigger Than Peter Andre

Eyelash magnet Katie Jordan Price Reid (formerly Andre) has today announced that she will go head-to-head against her ex-husband for the remainder of his sell-out UK tour. At her Daily Price Conference Katie said, "I'm totally over Pete, and as yo...
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Funny story:  Steamy Nadal vid made me gay says Ricky Martin

Steamy Nadal vid made me gay says Ricky Martin

New York - (Men Nudo): "Magnificent body! Gave me goosebumps all night long all over my own stonking pelotas," Martin commented today. Speaking in his fist official interview since coming out on Monday singer Ricky Martin told celebwatch site LA F...
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Funny story:  SuBo fanatic gets lost!

SuBo fanatic gets lost!

An unnamed Susan Boyle fanatic on her way to Japan to see SuBo perform was last night found in Jamaica after accidentally getting on the wrong plane. "I had accidentally left my glasses at home, so I couldn't quite see what the departure screen sa...
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Funny story:  Pixie Lott wants to go on Leprechaun Hunt at weekend

Pixie Lott wants to go on Leprechaun Hunt at weekend

Pixie Lott actress,dancer ,singer-songwriter wants to go on the Leprechaun Hunt at the weekend in the small town of Carlingford in Ireland. Thousands of people will be invading Carlingford looking to capture little people this weekend. The Nationa...
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Funny story:  Kerry Katona Voted Most Inspirational Women Of Year

Kerry Katona Voted Most Inspirational Women Of Year

Troubled socialite, Kerry Katona, has recently been crowned the most inspirational woman of the year. Katona, blighted by drug-fuelled controversies over the last year, will be elated with the win. She said of the triumph "It is about time I was r...
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Funny story:  Murderer gives himself up after years on the run

Murderer gives himself up after years on the run

Convicted Murderer Bill Posters has given himself up years after escaping from Barlinnie Prison in Glasgow. Posters confessed when he surrendered himself at a police station in Easterhouse (nothing to do with the fact that easter is coming up)in Glas...
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Funny story:  Ricky Martin is GAY!

Ricky Martin is GAY!

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Los Angeles - Today Ricky Martin announced... guess what? He's GAY! + Elton John swooned, Patrick Harris swished, Ellen asked him to bend over and motioned with a cigar, and Clay Akin serenaded him. Gay celebrities we...
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Funny story:  Big Bad Wolf Not So Bad Just Misunderstood

Big Bad Wolf Not So Bad Just Misunderstood

To begin at the beginning, the Big Bad Wolf started out as a cute little cub who everyone adored, as we do with baby things of any species. For the first 2 years of his life all went well, then he got in with a 'bad crowd'. It was around this time...
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Funny story:  Mary Mary Oh so bloody Quite Contrary

Mary Mary Oh so bloody Quite Contrary

Mary Mary So Contrary - How does your garden grow? Well now we know. To hell with the silver bells and cockle shells and pretty maids all in a row. Mary was, indeed, growing Mari, Mara, Marew....OK. So I can't spell it. Big bloody deal. She wa...
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Funny story:  The truth about Jack and Jill

The truth about Jack and Jill

The truth about Jack and Jill going up the hill is finally out. Yes, little innocent Jack and Jill said they were going up the hill to 'get a pail of water'. NOT TRUE The guy from the movie 'Deliverance' - the one who ran around telling the fat f...
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Funny story:  Humpty Dumpty in Pieces

Humpty Dumpty in Pieces

It's true! Humpty Dumpty is said to be 'in pieces' after his latest fall from Grace. He was getting a bit too old to be climbing walls and had recently started dating another chucky egg called Grace. She is an Extra Large egg whilst Humpty is...
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Funny story:  The truth about Miss Muffet

The truth about Miss Muffet

It's true, Little Miss Muffet DID sit on a TUFFET eating her CURDS and WHEY. There are many hidden messages in the so called nursey rhymes we learned as children. They were written by very sick adults. For 'tuffet' read 'private parts'. For '...
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Funny story:  Catastrophe for cats as Miaow Miaow is banned

Catastrophe for cats as Miaow Miaow is banned

Cillian Murphy known to his friends as Silly is really concerned after hearing Miaow Miaow is to be banned. He just happened to catch the headline in a newspaper and now he is wondering what he is going to do about his cats Pat and Mick. "Cats...
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Funny story:  Ricky Martin states the obvious

Ricky Martin states the obvious

Ricky Martin, the one-hit wonder of Living La Vida Loca fame, has announced today that he is gay. His publicity company had advised him to keep his secret hidden, to stay firmly in the closet, as openly admitting he likes men could harm his career...
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Funny story:  Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart claim Michael Jackson did not do moon walk it was Neil Armstrong

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart claim Michael Jackson did not do moon walk it was Neil Armstrong

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart have been discussing the late Michael Jackson and have agreed that Jackson did not do the moonwalk,it was Neil Armstrong when he said "That's one small step for man,one giant leap for mankind". Armstrong alle...
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Funny story:  Church leaders argue over start of the week

Church leaders argue over start of the week

Easter is the biggest festival of the Christian Calendar. Although children prefer Christmas, Easter lasts four days not one, and Chocolate eggs can be eaten to excess. Approaching this most sacred of weekends, a massive row has broken out in the Cat...
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Funny story:  Death tax postponed until idiots vote Labour back in

Death tax postponed until idiots vote Labour back in

The secret details of Labours Death tax can now be revealed. Alastair Dullthing and even duller thing Gordon Brown, had planned to introduce a DEATH TAX, so that not only can they screw you to the wall with the worlds highest taxes while your living,...
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Funny story:  Gay Man Admits to Being Ricky Martin

Gay Man Admits to Being Ricky Martin

Fans of homosexuals were left reeling last night when it turned out that one of their number was in fact deeply mediocre hip-jangler Ricky Martin. The Livin' La Vida Loca singer had managed to avoid coming out for the last two decades with a serie...
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Funny story:  Ricky Martin To Star As Elton John In "Boa's and Lace - The Elton John Story"

Ricky Martin To Star As Elton John In "Boa's and Lace - The Elton John Story"

LONDON - Ricky Martin met with executives of Castle Moat Pictures and will be appearing in May in the Amaretto Monteverdi film Boa's and Lace - The Elton John Story. Martin said that ever since he was first offered the role back in November he wan...
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Funny story:  Ricky Martin Asked To Return His Kids Choice Award For Best Male Role Model

Ricky Martin Asked To Return His Kids Choice Award For Best Male Role Model

LOS ANGELES - The Kids Choice Awards Steering Committee met in emergency session and voted 12 to 1 to ask Ricky "In A Gay Way" Martin to please have the common courtesy and decent decency to return the Kids Choice Award for Best Male Role Model that...
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Funny story:  Celebrity Apprentice: Darryl Strawberry Quits - Strikes Out 1, 2, 3

Celebrity Apprentice: Darryl Strawberry Quits - Strikes Out 1, 2, 3

MANHATTAN - In what has got to be one of the strangest ever editions of Celebrity Apprentice on record, ex-major league baseball player Darryl Strawberry told Donald Trump that he wanted to be fired. Trump was so shocked that his hairdo almost fel...
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Funny story:  Canada's National Anthem Facing Changes in Lyrics

Canada's National Anthem Facing Changes in Lyrics

Canada's National Anthem is so out of date that citizens are calling for the lyrics to be changed in order to address the ever changing 'faces' of Canadians. One line, especially, is said to be so out of date it should be taken to the Human Rights...
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Funny story:  Simon Cowell's Ex-Girlfriend Pixie Lott Has Nude Photos of Him She Wants To Sell Him

Simon Cowell's Ex-Girlfriend Pixie Lott Has Nude Photos of Him She Wants To Sell Him

LONDON - Last summer Simon Cowell and singer Pixie Lott were quite an item. Cowell and Lott were both virtually inseparable even though there was a 30 year age difference between them. Lott and Cowell did have similar interests. Pixie liked to wea...
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Funny story:  Humpty Dumpty in pieces

Humpty Dumpty in pieces

It's true! Humpty Dumpty is said to be 'in pieces' after his latest fall from Grace. He was getting a bit too old to be climbing walls and had recently started dating another chucky egg called Grace. She is an Extra Large egg whilst Humpty is...
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Funny story:  Katie Price Confronts Angry Mob

Katie Price Confronts Angry Mob

Britain's most private couple, Alex Reid and Katie Price, were confronted by a group of protesters over the weekend as they arrived at a top London nightspot. Stepping out of Pricey's hot pink diamante encrusted horsebox with a TV camera crew, the co...
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Funny story:  Jesse James Says That He Has Never Met Ricky Martin

Jesse James Says That He Has Never Met Ricky Martin

LONG BEACH, California - Soon-to-be-ex-husband of Sandra Bullock, Jesse "Dick With Feet" James wants it made perfectly clear that he has never met Ricky Martin, alias "Purple" Martin. James said that he was asked if there was any chance that the e...
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Funny story:  Ricky Martin Finally Admits It - He Was Livin' La Gay Vida Loca

Ricky Martin Finally Admits It - He Was Livin' La Gay Vida Loca

NEW YORK CITY - After years and years of denial, going back to his singing days in the boy band Menudo, and later in the older boy band Caldo, and presently in the male band Los Taquitos, Ricky Martin has announced in his official web site that he is...
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Funny story:  Blowton Diet Takes Off

Blowton Diet Takes Off

Clark Blowton has made headlines again for "The Blowton Diet". While most other diets are based on reducing food intake and increasing exercise the "The Blowton Diet" promises you can eat all you want laying in bed drinking a big bottle of white...
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Funny story:  Sarah Harding Livid Following Ricky Martin 'Gay' Revelation

Sarah Harding Livid Following Ricky Martin 'Gay' Revelation

Girls Aloud's very own bikini-babe blonde-bombshell Sarah Harding was said to be absolutely livid, spitting feathers, hopping mad, bloody furious, and borderline ballistic as Latino heart-throb Ricky Martin chose to announce that he's gay at the very...
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Funny story:  Sarah Harding Snapped By Papps In Amsterdam S&M Neo-Nazi Sex Show Romp

Sarah Harding Snapped By Papps In Amsterdam S&M Neo-Nazi Sex Show Romp

A thoroughly unscrupulous papparazzi gang were last night offering high quality photographs of Sarah Harding taking part in a live sex show in Amsterdam to the highest bidder. The gang remained constantly on the move around the West End as they co...
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Funny story:  Garbage Stinks Up Whole Town!

Garbage Stinks Up Whole Town!

Citizens of Sauce Parlor, Arkansas have been complaining about the stenth from a once small garbage area near town that has grown tremendously as the population grew. "We have tried burying it but the stink still rises to the top", stated Mayor Fr...
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Funny story:  Is Ricky Martin Jesse James' #5?

Is Ricky Martin Jesse James' #5?

The latest speculation coming out of La-La Land is that recently outed Ricky Martin may have been the fifth 'mistress' of ruthless outlaw and tattoo aficionado Jesse James. Jesse James recently admitted to an 11-month extra-martial affair with tat...
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Funny story:  Fr Francois DuBois Arrested Again In NASCAR Bar Brawl

Fr Francois DuBois Arrested Again In NASCAR Bar Brawl

West 'By God' Virginia - Disgraced bogus priest Father Francois DuBois SJ heaped yet more shame upon his accursed soul last night when he was arrested yet again over a barroom brawl that left seven men in the hospital and a cocker spaniel bitch in a...
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Funny story:  Palin & US Versus Putin & Russia! Will There Be War?

Palin & US Versus Putin & Russia! Will There Be War?

After much argument over the past year, Russia's Vladimir Putin is still claiming that the North Pole, with all its mineral rights under the ocean, belongs to Russia! Not only has the United States disputed Putin, but so have Canada, Norway and De...
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Funny story:  Ricky Martin Gay - Who's Next?

Ricky Martin Gay - Who's Next?

Raving poofter Ricky Martin has finally taken his balls out of his mother's purse and admitted that he is gay. In a career spanning three decades, the spineless lothario was all the time living la vida homo, but never admitting to it; instead he h...
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Funny story:  White House Reviews Castro's Cuba, Likes What It Sees!

White House Reviews Castro's Cuba, Likes What It Sees!

The Obama administration has been watching film after film of how Fidel Castro saved his island home from greedy millionaires and made it a Paradise for the working man, if they had jobs. "We think we are capable of doing the same thing here where...
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Funny story:  The "Sun" abandons print run halfway through

The "Sun" abandons print run halfway through

The Sun newspaper had to stop printing last night when the press ran out of asterisks. Angry Sun readers jammed the switchboard and a large noisy crowd gathered outside the Wapping headquarters early this morning, demanding to know if the paper would...
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Funny story:  Atheists Get Ready to Cash in on the Rapture

Atheists Get Ready to Cash in on the Rapture

In a post-rapture world, it is believed that atheists and agnostics may be faced with horrendous living conditions on Earth. However, it doesn't have to be the end of the world. With pre- and post-rapture business opportunities already beginning to s...
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