Funny story:  Suspicions Confirmed as Men in White Coats Surround Obama at  Rambling White House Tirade on Health Care!

Suspicions Confirmed as Men in White Coats Surround Obama at Rambling White House Tirade on Health Care!

The recent appearance of President Barry Obama surrounded by white coated 'aides' during a rambling, invective filled press conference clouded with innuendo, and only slightly veiled threats, seem to confirm earlier Spoof Reports that he is sufferin...
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Funny story:  New Three Stooges Movie To Star Unknowns

New Three Stooges Movie To Star Unknowns

CEO of Manifold Movie Corp, Solomon D Judgement announced today that the as yet untitled upcoming Three Stooges movie would feature unknown actors in the leading roles. The corporation, which recently enjoyed huge success with its reworkings of 'T...
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Funny story:  University  of Tennessee Now 0-2 In Picking Winners: 1st Lane Kiffin, Now Honorary Award for Al Gore!

University of Tennessee Now 0-2 In Picking Winners: 1st Lane Kiffin, Now Honorary Award for Al Gore!

The Knoxville Knot Heads at the University of Tennessee have done it again, bucking the odds they could pick two ego gorged dysfunctional representatives to show case their institute of higher learning to the nation. Defying all odds that history...
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Funny story:  Michael Foot Passes away!

Michael Foot Passes away!

Michael Foot, Wannabe Communist, Dreamer and generally funny old bloke was today reported to have passed away. Fighting has already broken out & several Ministers have been cautioned after jostling each other for possession of "The Twin Holy Grails" of Socialism - The Horn Rimmed Glasses & Fabled Donkey Jacket so beloved of Mr.Foot. Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin is said to be...
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Funny story:  Wayne Rooney Applies For An Allotment

Wayne Rooney Applies For An Allotment

A leaked report from Cheshire County Council appears to indicate that the Manchester United and England striker Wayne Rooney has put in a formal application for an allotment within reasonable walking distance of his Cheshire home. According to loc...
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Funny story:  CIA Discovers Osama Bin Laden Living In England

CIA Discovers Osama Bin Laden Living In England

Agents of the Central Intelligence Agency, with the full cooperation from Interpol, MI-5,6, and 33, and Scotland Yard, have discovered that terrorist Osama Bin Laden has been living in Great Britain for the past seven years. Once believed to be in c...
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Funny story:  Scotland Is Really Great

Scotland Is Really Great

It's official - Scotland is really great! The oft ignored outpost to the north of England has finally been universally recognised for its multi-faceted contribution to global culture by none other than the Scottish Tourism Board. According to the...
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Funny story:  Taylor Swift And Dolly Parton - A Perfect Balance

Taylor Swift And Dolly Parton - A Perfect Balance

Country music record producer Hank C Hedgerow has announced ambitious plans to pair up country music superstars Taylor Swift and Dolly Parton on a hip-hop themed country music album featuring songs about dogs, horses, steel guitars, whittling and tob...
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Funny story:  John Terry Ignores Wembley Boo Boys

John Terry Ignores Wembley Boo Boys

Despite appeals from Wayne Rooney before the game, England fans started booing controversial ex-skipper John Terry within seconds of the kick off in the friendly international fixture with Egypt. Which England went on to win 3-1 Terry was jeere...
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Funny story:  Taylor Lautner Not Really A Werewolf

Taylor Lautner Not Really A Werewolf

A statement was issued today reassuring Twilight fans that Taylor Lautner isn't really a werewolf and that he was merely acting a part in the Twilight movies with the help of make-up and CGI digital effects. The announcement comes following an int...
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Funny story:  Susan Boyle To Visit The Isle Of Wight

Susan Boyle To Visit The Isle Of Wight

A spokesman for the Isle of Wight tourist board today confirmed that Scottish singing sensation Susan Boyle has been making enquiries regarding holiday accommodation with a view to visiting the island. Possibly for a weekend break. It is a litt...
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Funny story:  Football fans disgusted at lack of international coverage

Football fans disgusted at lack of international coverage

Frustrated England armchair football fans who lost interest in Gareth Southgate's half-time opinions of the England V Egypt friendly on ITV, turned to the internet to check out the scores of other international games but were disgusted by the lack of...
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Funny story:  Cheryl Cole Confronted By Dog

Cheryl Cole Confronted By Dog

A tearful Cheryl Cole today confided in a close friend that she had once been confronted by a dog, and that the incident gives her recurring nightmares to this day. Apparently, Mrs Cole was walking down the street in her native North East when the...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus To Take Up Mountain Biking

Miley Cyrus To Take Up Mountain Biking

Mountain bike manufacturers are looking forward to record profits this year after the news that Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus is to take up mountain biking. Our inside man told us that Miley and her dad, Billy Ray Cyrus who sang 'Achy Bakey Hear...
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Funny story:  Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart To Tie The Knot In Blackpool

Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart To Tie The Knot In Blackpool

Our Fylde Coast correspondent Duncan Whitebait has just informed us that Hollywood teen idols Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are set to tie the knot in Blackpool. According to Duncan, the Twilight star once holidayed in Blackpool as a child...
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Funny story:  DEA smash massive international piñata

DEA smash massive international piñata

The US Drug Enforcement Administration were last night celebrating smashing a massive piñata that stretched from the coast of Venezuela to mainland Europe and was thought to have involved the Colombian Cartels and the Sicilian Mafia. Spanish coast...
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Funny story:  Fears that Mrs Lardarse Zuma 'might straddle Prince Philip' after lights-out

Fears that Mrs Lardarse Zuma 'might straddle Prince Philip' after lights-out

London - (Ass Mess): The Royal Irish State Coach barely made it up Constitution Hill this morning at the combined 60-stone weight of Mr and Mrs Jacob Zuma's corpulent arses parked on its historic livery ahead of an official lunch at Buckingham Palace...
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Funny story:  Child allowed to direct jets at Airport as his dad has a nap!

Child allowed to direct jets at Airport as his dad has a nap!

A mystery child was allowed to direct jets at one of the busiest airports on the planet, as his dad took an afternoon nap! On the 17th of Feb surprised pilots listening to instructions from the tower followed the following instructions: GOO-GAA...
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Funny story:  Vanessa Perroncel Up For French Footballer Of The Year Award

Vanessa Perroncel Up For French Footballer Of The Year Award

Lingerie model and centrepiece of the John Terry scandal, Vanessa Perroncel has been nominated by the French Football Association as a candidate for French Footballer Of The Year, despite the fact that the go getting Gallic gal has never played the b...
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Funny story:  Brazilianed Bolivian Waitresses Go Commando At Spoof Writers Summit-or-Other

Brazilianed Bolivian Waitresses Go Commando At Spoof Writers Summit-or-Other

La Paz - (Pasta La Fista): Dozens of brazilianed Bolivian waitresses working at the annual Spoof writers conference this week are believed to have 'gone commando' following new hygiene requirements. Shop steward Ms Juanita Colon said that catering...
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Funny story:  Hugh Jarekshun Named CEO of ACME Latex Novelty Company

Hugh Jarekshun Named CEO of ACME Latex Novelty Company

Following a highly publicized and viscous ouster of former president and CEO, Ty Neepudd from the world's largest adult toy manufacturer, the ACME Latex Novelty board of directors has named former adult film director, writer and star, Hugh Jarekshun,...
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Funny story:  Lady Gaga Refuses To Take A Gender Test Saying, "Hey, I Ain't No Female German Weightlifter!"

Lady Gaga Refuses To Take A Gender Test Saying, "Hey, I Ain't No Female German Weightlifter!"

BUFFALO, New York - Lady Gaga was sitting backstage eating a salami and cheese sandwich in her dressing room when she agreed to answer a few questions from CNN's Timothea Fipplefinn. The self-proclaimed divine diva had just finished performing a s...
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Funny story:  David Cameron Hires Jackie Chan As Election Consultant

David Cameron Hires Jackie Chan As Election Consultant

It is alleged that David Cameron has hired Hong Kong chop-socky movie star Jackie Chan to act as a campaign advisor as the Tory Party leader hits the election trail in earnest. A spokeswoman told me: "Mr Cameron watched 'Rumble In The Bronx' last...
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Funny story:  Sir Bob Geldof is on the warpath against Ethiopia after learning his Live Aid money was used for buying weapons. What a surprise!

Sir Bob Geldof is on the warpath against Ethiopia after learning his Live Aid money was used for buying weapons. What a surprise!

Corrupt Ethiopian rebel groups posing as humanitarian aid workers syphoned off $95 million bucks for buying weapons during the drought in 1984/85. Live Aid, started by Sir Bob Geldof, actually thought the money given to their charity was going to...
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Funny story:  Ashley Cole Says That The Real Reason Cheryl Won't Take Him Back Is Because He Is Black

Ashley Cole Says That The Real Reason Cheryl Won't Take Him Back Is Because He Is Black

LONDON - Cheryl Cole left the studios of L'Oreal Cosmetics where she had just spent eight hours shooting a commercial when she was asked about her marriage. Cole managed a smile and said that it does not look good. When asked why, her smile left h...
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Funny story:  Last Hippie laid to rest

Last Hippie laid to rest

Bagpipes blaring, a large procession of Generation XYers walked slowly up Market towards Haight St. in San Francisco yesterday. The solemn procession was led by a modern day Lady Godiva, naked, with flowers in her hair, riding a white steed.
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Funny story:  Gordon Brown reprimanded by the Queen

Gordon Brown reprimanded by the Queen

Sources from within the Royal Household have leaked a story to the national media that Gordon brown was reprimanded by the Queen at their last official monthly meeting at Buckingham Palace last week. The Prime Minister failed to take off his shoes...
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Funny story:  Torture Chamber Discovered At Number 10

Torture Chamber Discovered At Number 10

A secret torture chamber has been discovered at the Prime Minister's place of residence and business, number 10 Downing Street. The room was discovered by a delivery boy from a chocolate company who was there to deliver the weekly truckload of Kit...
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Funny story:  The Mysterious 'Chuy' Outed At Last

The Mysterious 'Chuy' Outed At Last

Over the last few days people all over the world have become increasingly desperate in their search for the actual individual who until now has only been known by the name of 'Chuy' to be unmasked. Here for the first time, and exclusively, we can...
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Funny story:  Victoria Beckham Urged To Have A Bunionectomy Or Risk Being Confined To A Wheel Chair

Victoria Beckham Urged To Have A Bunionectomy Or Risk Being Confined To A Wheel Chair

LONDON - Former Spice Girl Victoria Beckham has revealed that her podiatrist Dr. Derrick Lazenford, III, has informed her that she will need to have surgery to remove her gigantic bunions or risk being confined to a wheel chair. Vickie says that h...
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Funny story:  SuBo Still Upset Over Old Flame Accidentally Stabbing Himself While Skinning Sheep

SuBo Still Upset Over Old Flame Accidentally Stabbing Himself While Skinning Sheep

It was one of the darkest days in Susan Boyle's life according to a former neighbor, if not the darkest. "She was walking around with her beau back in 19 ought 92 when it happened", stated Bessie McBeth. "As far as I know, they never even kissed a...
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Funny story:  American Idol: Wow One Week Later, Kara DioGuardi Rips Into Her Cowboy Toy Casey James

American Idol: Wow One Week Later, Kara DioGuardi Rips Into Her Cowboy Toy Casey James

HOLLYWOOD - Goodness, gracious, DioGuardi. In the words of President Richard Nixon "What da hell happened?" After Casey James finished his performance Kara proceeded to literally tear the cowboy from Fort Worth a 'new one.' Casey was literally...
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Funny story:  Christine Bleakley Unaware Of Adrian Chiles 'The One Show' Covert Beard Protest

Christine Bleakley Unaware Of Adrian Chiles 'The One Show' Covert Beard Protest

TV presenter Christine Bleakley this morning denied any knowledge of a covert 'big ginger beard' protest directed at BBC programme chiefs by Adrian Chiles over 'tinkering' with the format of popular magazine programme 'The One Show.' Observers wer...
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Funny story:  Bill Clinton To Have Double Organ Transplant!

Bill Clinton To Have Double Organ Transplant!

Former President Bill Clinton told reporters this morning that he may have to have a double transplant. "It's simply worn out", stated Clinton. "The doctors say it's only a matter of time before the organ plays out completely so I may as well get...
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Funny story:  Professor Karl Carlton the Nutty Professor claims life on mars

Professor Karl Carlton the Nutty Professor claims life on mars

Professor Karl Carlton known as the nutty Professor by his colleagues has studied the latest photos from a probe on Mars and claims that it is a Martian. The photos taken on the surface of Mars by the NASA rover seem to show an ape like creature t...
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Funny story:  Paris Hilton Says Cop That Pulled Her Over & Handcuffed Her Not A Real Cop

Paris Hilton Says Cop That Pulled Her Over & Handcuffed Her Not A Real Cop

Paris Hilton told police in Los Angeles yesterday that she had been the victim of a fake cop or at least she had reason to believe so. "Oh, he had handcuffs but no uniform. He said he was undercover and that's where we headed right after he handcu...
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Funny story:  Daleks claim they can resolve the Jon Venables Problem

Daleks claim they can resolve the Jon Venables Problem

Jon Venables, the evil murderer, has lived a life of luxury with everything paid for by a government of complete arse holes. Evil Venables, together with his accomplice Robert Thompson, brutally murdered two year old James Bulger in 1993 after tor...
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Funny story:  Paraplegic Actor Walks Again

Paraplegic Actor Walks Again

Paraplegic actor, Sam Worthington, has miraculously regained the use of his legs following a visit to a specialist acupuncture clinic in Prestatyn, North Wales. The star, who features in the multi-award winning film, Avatar (where he is typecast a...
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Funny story:  Housing market hero 'bottoms out'

Housing market hero 'bottoms out'

Daytime TV presenter Richard 'Dickie' Docker has been found dead at his East Hackney flat, dans le position 'Hutchence'. The 32-year-old host of BBC1's Mortgage Me to the Hilt was pronounced 'tabloid gold' after his ex-partner, a former conman and...
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Funny story:  Jacob "TIGER" Zuma wants Queen of England added to his wife's collection

Jacob "TIGER" Zuma wants Queen of England added to his wife's collection

Jacob "TIGER" Zuma the South African President who has more wife's and girlfriends than Tiger Woods has birdies appeared at Buckingham Palace today to negotiate to see if he can add the Queen of England to his collection of wife's. Zuma wants the...
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Funny story:  Confidence In Cameron Sinks To All Time Low

Confidence In Cameron Sinks To All Time Low

With a general election looming on the horizon, even die-hard Conservatives appear to be suffering a crisis of confidence in their party leader and his ability to deliver a stunning knock-out blow to Gordon Brown's Labour Party. In recent months,...
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Funny story:  Boris Johnson Appoints BBC Director General in 'Airport on the Moon' Shocker

Boris Johnson Appoints BBC Director General in 'Airport on the Moon' Shocker

The Mayor of London, Boris Johnson, announced today his ambitious twenty year plan to build an airport in the shape of an Elephant on the moon. The plan, to construct eight runways and over a hundred hotels will help cut emissions from the large...
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Funny story:  Spectacular Special Branch sting 'nails MI6 double agent' - reports

Spectacular Special Branch sting 'nails MI6 double agent' - reports

London - (Ass Mess): A former MI6 officer has appeared before Westmonster Magistrates Court today charged with espionage. Daniel Houghton of Finsbury Park was arrested earlier this week after allegedly being caught red-handed with Top Secret class...
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Funny story:  The American Union And The Amero

The American Union And The Amero

In Europe most people in countries in the EU have not realised the implications of the Lisbon Treaty as all rule will in the future come from Brussels and people are still oblivious to the fact that their countries Independence has been given away by...
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Funny story:  ITV facing prosecution over dead rat in studio kitchen

ITV facing prosecution over dead rat in studio kitchen

Gino D'Acampo found himself at the centre of a new scandal yesterday after a rat died on the set of 'Never cooks, Trevor cooks,' the show where two contestants, one who never cooks and the other named Trevor, battle it out in the kitchen to win a yea...
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Funny story:  Hampstead luvvies mourn death of 'lovable local nutter' Michael Foot

Hampstead luvvies mourn death of 'lovable local nutter' Michael Foot

London - (RIP Mess): The verdant slopes of Hampstead's South End Road are bereft today of much-loved local wag Michael Foot who died this morning at home aged 96. The former Labour Party leader was a daily feature tottering along the Heathan stree...
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Funny story:  CIA fugitive James Bulger 'livid' at Jon Venables link

CIA fugitive James Bulger 'livid' at Jon Venables link

London - (Rioters): He's on the FBI's 10 Most Wanted list, a fugitive from justice for alleged racketeering, murder, conspiracy to commit murder, extortion, extortion conspiracy, money laundering, money laundering conspiracy and drug dealing charges.
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Funny story:  Hillary Clinton Cackles: "Peace in Our Time" after Hen Party in Argentina Lays an Egg in UK!

Hillary Clinton Cackles: "Peace in Our Time" after Hen Party in Argentina Lays an Egg in UK!

Before leaving Buenos Aires after a two hour Pep Rally with current Argentinean President Christina Fernandez de Kirchner, she and her husband take turns at the job, a triumphant Clinton held up a wrinkled parchment and shouted to the ecstatic crowd...
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Funny story:  Millions Of Cats Addicted To Marijuana

Millions Of Cats Addicted To Marijuana

New York, NY - Veterinarians meeting in New York City are seeing an alarming number of house-cats addicted to cannabis. The doctors are seeing more of their furry patients coming into the office stoned out of their little minds. The poor house-cats...
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Funny story:  Tory Party to Move to Belize

Tory Party to Move to Belize

Following revelations that Tory Party Paymaster, Lord Ashcroft, hasn't paid tax in years, David Cameron announced that today that it will move Tory Party Headquarters and all Tory MPs to Belize "sometime next month". The announcement follows criti...
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Funny story:  Terry Venables 'No Relation Of Jon Venables - OK?' - report

Terry Venables 'No Relation Of Jon Venables - OK?' - report

Essex - (Ass Mess): The former England coach moved quickly today to distance himself from any connection to jailed child killer Jon Venables who is back in the slammer for unspecified parole infringements. "Similar names," El-Tel commented, "so wh...
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Funny story:  The Day the Music Fried

The Day the Music Fried

The body of Buddy Holly, the fifties rock'n'roller who was thought to have died in a plane crash in 1959, may have been found stashed in a fridge in Graceland, the home of the late Elvis Presley. The grisly discovery was uncovered by a visitor to...
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Funny story:  Brew On My Toe,  Lyrics for Rap or Blugrass

Brew On My Toe, Lyrics for Rap or Blugrass

I was achin all night And pained all day Got a lame toe And I'm seein double. Doc says toe is Arth Ritic And needs a Po-di-a Tryst The Tryst I get But the Po-di-a is wrong. Now my toe pain Has gotta wait Caus seein double Is makin me faint. Chorus How much time have I lost? Not doin stuff I meant to do Kinda late in the game Now that I'm lame. Got new meds That ease the...
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Funny story:  Cherie guru Carole Caplin 'frantic again'

Cherie guru Carole Caplin 'frantic again'

London - (A&E): CCTV footage outside Cherie Blair's Oxford Street Foundation HQ shows a be-wigged, headscarfed and heavily Ray-Banned woman 'hammering frantically on the front door.' "Foundation?" a Marbel Arch newspaper vendor outside the pre...
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Funny story:  Non-Violent Crime Gone For Good! Scream Cops

Non-Violent Crime Gone For Good! Scream Cops

Police are claiming victory against criminals following statistics showing that non-violent crime has been completely eliminated. The latest figures from the Bureau of All Statistics (BallS) show that not a single incident occurred over the course...
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Funny story:  David Bowie and BBC Director General in Paxman Shocker

David Bowie and BBC Director General in Paxman Shocker

The magnificent entertainer and world class trip hippy, rock star musician, David Bowie, has raised concerns about the recent cutbacks at the BBC. Bowie, famous for his mad costumes and trippy music of the 70's, 80's and 90's was a bit ''miffed man'...
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Funny story:  Party Leaders Agree to Head to Head Death Match

Party Leaders Agree to Head to Head Death Match

It was announced from No 10 today, that Prime Minister Gordon Brown, Tory leader David Cameron and Lib Dems leader Nick Clegg are to go head to head in a three man wrestling tag team. The tag team was the idea of legendary wrestler Hulk Hogan who cam...
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Funny story:  Britain declared most Undemocratic Democracy ever

Britain declared most Undemocratic Democracy ever

Britain or The UK, or sometimes just called England, has been declared as the most undemocratic place on planet earth and that's what is being said by an Englishman. Robert Smith from Manchester who leads the campaign to get true Democracy said to...
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Funny story:  Katie Price Knocks Out Reid's Manager

Katie Price Knocks Out Reid's Manager

Alex Reid's manager and friend of 12 years has gone head to head with Reid's wife and glamour model, Katie Price, and lost. Since Price's whirlwind wedding to Reid in Las Vegas last month she has been demanding that Reid gives full control of his...
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Funny story:  Subo culture tour dates found

Subo culture tour dates found

Subo fans, the world over, eagerly await news of a tour by their idol. Many will go anywhere, do anything no matter what the cost. Indeed, fanatics on one of her unofficial fansites are busy organising a trip to Japan to see Miss Boyle perform One...
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Funny story:  Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart to make new Dr Who Movie

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart to make new Dr Who Movie

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart are being considered for a new Dr Who Movie called Davros and The Daleks invade earth. Pattinson is to play Dr Who and Stewart is to be his assistant. Previous Dr Who Movies included Dr Who And the Daleks and...
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Funny story:  African Elephant Escapes From Zoo

African Elephant Escapes From Zoo

There were embarrassed looks all round this morning when zookeepers at Bangkok Zoo discovered that an African Elephant had tunnelled out of the elephant compound, and made good its escape. The elephant in question, Virgil, had apparently been plan...
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Funny story:  Beware of Greeks bearing ships

Beware of Greeks bearing ships

A large cruise ship shaped like a horse has been constructed in Melopollonia, Greece to serve as a hiding place for a core group of people to sneak undetected into a neighboring country which is better off financially. "Any country will do, just...
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Funny story:  Ashton Kutcher Sells A Photo of Demi Moore's G-Spot To Howard Stern

Ashton Kutcher Sells A Photo of Demi Moore's G-Spot To Howard Stern

ASPEN, Colorado - Ashton Kutcher was with his older wife Demi and her ex-husband Bruce Willis in their winter wonderland home outside of Aspen. While Demi was inside reading a movie script Ashton and Bruce were outside drinking Coors Beer and tell...
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Funny story:  Leprechauns hunted mercilessly, placed on endangered species list

Leprechauns hunted mercilessly, placed on endangered species list

In an attempt to forestall the complete extinction of the species, the National Mythical Alliance has lobbied the Irish Government to protect the nation's remaining Leprechauns. The little people will be tranquilized by rifle darts, tagged with ra...
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Funny story:  Kirstie Alley Hates Andy Dick - Says She'll Use Him As A Tampon!

Kirstie Alley Hates Andy Dick - Says She'll Use Him As A Tampon!

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kirstie Alley who has ballooned up to 413 pounds says that she has tried to lose weight, but it seems that when she loses two pounds she gets so excited and celebrates by eating and ends up gaining three pounds. Alley who has bee...
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Funny story:  Britney Spears Admits That Yes Her Nipples Are Starting To Point Downward

Britney Spears Admits That Yes Her Nipples Are Starting To Point Downward

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Britney Spears has finally admitted what she has been denying for years. She says that her two nipples are indeed starting to point downward much like a hazelwood divining rod that is looking for water. Spears was sitting at a loc...
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Funny story:  Jerry Seinfeld's New Show "Marriage Ref" Cancelled After Only One Week

Jerry Seinfeld's New Show "Marriage Ref" Cancelled After Only One Week

LOS ANGELES - The curse of the Jerry Seinfeld cast continues as Mr. Seinfeld's latest offering The Marriage Ref has been penalized for unsportsmanlike conduct, intentional grounding, encroachment, and failure to be funny. The network of the peacoc...
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Funny story:  Chile Earthquake "Wasn't As Good As Ours", Claim Haitians

Chile Earthquake "Wasn't As Good As Ours", Claim Haitians

As cleaning up continued in Chile this morning after the weekend's earthquake, people in Haiti spoke out to tell the world that their quake was "much better" than the one in Chile. Sunday's quake, a massive 8.8 on the Richter Scale, demolished onl...
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Funny story:  Suboko A Hit!

Suboko A Hit!

Susan Boyle has struck another homerun with Suboko, a popular crossword style game linking numbers with salacious rumours regarding her private life including her sexual orientation, Scottish patriotism, hair straightening, removing and grooming tech...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus to Ride Killer Whale with Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton

Miley Cyrus to Ride Killer Whale with Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton

Orlando, Florida - Miley Cyrus agent, Fred Newton, today announced that Miley Cyrus will hold her "I'm not Hanna Montana" Party at Sea World, where she will ride a Killer Whale.. "It's just good clean fun," says Billy Ray Cyrus, Miley's dad, "She'...
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Funny story:  Jermain Defoe Re-Signs For Portsmouth After 'Clerical Error' By Administrators

Jermain Defoe Re-Signs For Portsmouth After 'Clerical Error' By Administrators

Former Portsmouth striker, Jermain Defoe, who currently plays for Tottenham Hotspur, has this morning been transferred back to Fratton Park due to 'a clerical error'. Defoe, currently readying himself for England's World Cup campaign in South Afri...
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Funny story:  Cock-Sucking Good For Men's Health - Report

Cock-Sucking Good For Men's Health - Report

Sucking a man's penis can be extremely good for his health, claims a report published on a railway station bog wall this week. The report, found in the end cubicle of the Gents' toilets in the railway station at Stockport, near Manchester, claims...
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Funny story:  James Bulger Killer Back Behind Bars

James Bulger Killer Back Behind Bars

Jon Venables, one of the killers of two-year-old James Bulger is back behind bars after breaching the terms of his release, the Ministry of Justice has said. Venables, now 27, along with his friend Robert Thompson, murdered the toddler in Bootle,...
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Funny story:  Americans Think Dying is Patriotic

Americans Think Dying is Patriotic

A recent poll has shown that a majority of Americans are so stupid that they would rather die than have the government provide healthcare for them. The poll also shows that the people who need a government healthcare plan the most have been brainw...
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Funny story:  John Terry and Tiger Woods to enter rehab

John Terry and Tiger Woods to enter rehab

John Terry is to enter a well know clinic which specializes in rehabilitating sex addicts. It is reported that Tiger Woods is to be his room-mate. Yes, they have to 'share' a room as the clinic's fees are so high. The clinic, whose whereabouts a...
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Funny story:  Peter Andre's Lover Speaks Out (Again)

Peter Andre's Lover Speaks Out (Again)

Peter Andre's secret lover has spoken out for the second time about their brief fling. The ex-glamour model and stylist, Baddy Form, has revealed that she needs to tell the world again her side of an affair that no one would have known about unless...
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Funny story:  Morgan Freeman Cult Numbers Spiralling

Morgan Freeman Cult Numbers Spiralling

Incoming reports confirm that Morgan Freemanism is on the increase, and rapidly spiralling out of control as ever increasing numbers of people put their faith in the ageing American actor. Morgan Freeman has never at any point suggested that peopl...
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Funny story:  Adrian Chiles Buys False Beard

Adrian Chiles Buys False Beard

A man who works part time in a local pound shop has said that a man bearing more than a passing resemblance to BBC presenter Adrian Chiles was seen entering a theatrical costumier's shop and buying a big false ginger beard. "It was a massive furr...
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Funny story:  Spoof  Rebel , 'Chuy', Refuses to Turn Himself in Despite  'Chu Hoi' Program Guaranteeing  New Identity, Council Housing and Clean Underwear!

Spoof Rebel , 'Chuy', Refuses to Turn Himself in Despite 'Chu Hoi' Program Guaranteeing New Identity, Council Housing and Clean Underwear!

News from Pattaya, Thailand, continues to be unpromising as Spoof Sleuths continue their quest to unmask, capture, contain, and neuter an elusive multi-identity propagandist and protagonist who rivals Joseph Goebbels in the literary community, a...
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Funny story:  Ashley Cole Founds 'Underpant Relief'

Ashley Cole Founds 'Underpant Relief'

Wobbly ankled Chelsea and England full back Ashley Cole today took the first step towards cleaning up his tarnished public image by founding the charity 'Underpant Relief.' Attending the opening of an operations centre in Shepherd's Bush, Cole ple...
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Funny story:  Dry Cleaning Chemicals Make Great Mouthwash

Dry Cleaning Chemicals Make Great Mouthwash

You don't take it straight but dry cleaning chemicals diluted with water and a little lemon juice cleanse the mouth like nothing else - including hydrogen peroxide. Raul and Claudio Jimenez learned the secret while visiting Guadalupe de la Mar...
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Funny story:  Democrats Finally Admit That Obama's Sh*t Really Does Stink

Democrats Finally Admit That Obama's Sh*t Really Does Stink

Members of the Democratic Party, who assured the American people that Barack Hussein Obama was the catalyst for good change and that his feces was not malodorous, have finally admitted that his sh*t really does stink. Pelosi had been the final hold...
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