Funny story:  Apple iPad Debutante Ball is April 3, Kindle Says BIG WHOOP

Apple iPad Debutante Ball is April 3, Kindle Says BIG WHOOP

The April 3 launch of the tablet computer, the Apple iPad, will be celebrated at a Debutante Ball at which the iPads will be formally introduced to society. The "Coming Out" Ball will be held at the Cupertino, CA, headquarters of Apple, Inc. App...
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Funny story:  Britney Spears Lost Lyrics Found Stuffed Down Back Of Old Couch

Britney Spears Lost Lyrics Found Stuffed Down Back Of Old Couch

Music publishers across America were involved in a ferocious bidding war yesterday over a notepad containing song lyrics and poems supposedly written by Britney Spears when she was nine years old. The Jimmy Mook Publishing Corp eventually lodged a...
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Funny story:  Chinese Refer to Americans as Their "Dollar Store Bitches"

Chinese Refer to Americans as Their "Dollar Store Bitches"

In a newly released book by Chinese-American Author, Pe Yuan Yu-Smith, titled "You Buy More Yankee, OK?" Americans are finally being made privy to some of the lesser known facts about the tenuous economic relationship between China and the United Sta...
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Funny story:  Labour hit back at Tory anti Gordon Brown poster pranks

Labour hit back at Tory anti Gordon Brown poster pranks

The Labour Party has acted quickly to counter the new Scratchy and Scratchy anti Brown campaign. Tory posters are being vandalised by Mandy's shock troops replacing Tory posters with Labour insults. "Cameron can't read, does all his speeches of...
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Funny story:  Amy Winehouse, Kirstie Alley To Play Cartoons On New Reality Show

Amy Winehouse, Kirstie Alley To Play Cartoons On New Reality Show

For the first time ever, a Reality Cartoon Show will be on Fox this fall starring two of our country's favorite cartoon characters. Amy Winehouse will play "Singer Girl" who goes on a show to try to win a singing contest while her best friend, pla...
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Funny story:  Scottish local authority invokes emergency planning regulation to divert nosy Susan Boyle fans away from her new house

Scottish local authority invokes emergency planning regulation to divert nosy Susan Boyle fans away from her new house

West Lothian Council has taken steps to ensure that Susan Boyle fanatics cannot find her new house. A spokesman for the council said, "We are disappointed that several fansites saw fit to publish the location of the house. We realise that the news...
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Funny story:  Tiger Woods Master's Appearance A Slap In The Face Of Women!

Tiger Woods Master's Appearance A Slap In The Face Of Women!

Dr. Bertha Crawford, Chair of the American Council Of Women's Organization (ACWO) says that Tiger Woods choice of going back on tour at the Master's Tournament in Atlanta, that doesn't allow women to play there, is a slap in the face of women everywh...
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Funny story:  Sarah Palin Shoots Dick Cheney During Home Depot Charity Wild Bore Hunt

Sarah Palin Shoots Dick Cheney During Home Depot Charity Wild Bore Hunt

In an action pundits claim was a reenactment of the Bush era glory days former governor and vice presidential hopeful Sarah Palin shot Dick Cheney with a 22caliber nailgun. Mr. Cheney had been dressed in a moose costume and fitted with a John McC...
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Funny story:  Enormous Butt-Plug Found Near Sir Elton John's Hertfordshire Mansion

Enormous Butt-Plug Found Near Sir Elton John's Hertfordshire Mansion

Police are investigating the discovery of an enormous butt-plug a mere nine miles away from Sir Elton John's Hertfordshire mansion. The butt-plug, said to be a foot long was discovered by two young lads lying in a hedgerow. Police attention was dr...
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Funny story:  Customer Service Calumniator Castrates Cocky Customer

Customer Service Calumniator Castrates Cocky Customer

Easy going Dirt Farmer, Joe Smith, recently ran into a testicular tilt-a-whirl when he crossed paths with customer service Rep. Shania Twillis after calling his local rural electric co-op about a late fee and disconnection notice: Time 11:57 A:M Ring Ring…"Co-op…." "Ahh yes, hello young lady, this is Joe Smith out at the Green Briar Farm, and I'm thinking there might be a mistake on...
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Funny story:  Nessynappers face life behind bars

Nessynappers face life behind bars

It's feared that the Nessynappers, at present free on bail, will be facing a life behind bars. This fact is enivitable say both their defense and prosectution. If they are indeed, found guilty of Nessynapping, they will each receive a sentence of...
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Funny story:  Oldies Urged to Choose Suicide-By-Teenager

Oldies Urged to Choose Suicide-By-Teenager

Old people who constantly complain that violent gangs of teenagers vandalize towns and stab each other should confront more teenagers and be prepared to be killed, a report said today. The report said that old people who cost the NHS £140 billion...
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Funny story:  Brown Windsor Admits "I'll Miss My Soap Role"

Brown Windsor Admits "I'll Miss My Soap Role"

Brown Windsor is preparing to say goodbye from the hit UK soap "Downing Street" He is expected to be written out of the show by the writing team before the end of spring. Windsor has played the part of Gordon, the landlord of the Queen Vic. During...
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Funny story:  Liverpool Kop Stages Post Match Sit-In Protest

Liverpool Kop Stages Post Match Sit-In Protest

Immediately following Liverpool's 3-0 win over Sunderland yesterday a vociferous group of Kopites staged a flag waving sit down protest against the club's American owners Tom Hicks and George Gillet. The sit-in protest went down a storm with Sky T...
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Funny story:  Villa Get The Blues As United Turn The Screws

Villa Get The Blues As United Turn The Screws

Chelsea took great satisfaction on Saturday from inflicting a severe case of the Blues on a tired looking Villa team, who they battered 7-1 at Stamford Bridge, which included a four goal salvo from Frank Lampard, who still won't tell anybody whether...
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Funny story:  Bin Laden Captured! Bail Set at $500,000, Then Rescinded

Bin Laden Captured! Bail Set at $500,000, Then Rescinded

Known terrorist and 911 architect Osama bin Laden was captured today, at a deli in Boston, while ordering kibbeh and shawarma takeout. An on site strip search, much to the horror of the patrons, revealed a plastic box cutter cleverly concealed in...
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Funny story:  Local Man Admits He's Never Seen His Own Head

Local Man Admits He's Never Seen His Own Head

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock today revealed to long-suffering wife Anne that he had never actually seen his own head. The revelation came about as the culmination of a strange series of head and hair related coincidences. Early in the day, Shu...
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Funny story:  Present U.S Health System Makes Geezer Granola Out Of Elderly

Present U.S Health System Makes Geezer Granola Out Of Elderly

Intrepid FOX News reporters have uncovered a heinous left wing plot to do in Americas older generation. While many were decrying the hard rights scary chatter that the left was going to let older citizens die out, it turns out that the truth is even...
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Funny story:  Sarah Palin on Mission to Capture Cane of Osama bin Laden

Sarah Palin on Mission to Capture Cane of Osama bin Laden

President Obama has promised to grant Sarah Palin her biggest wish ever-an inkling of credibility- if she can locate the most wanted man in the world, Osama bin Laden, and bring back his walking cane. The "secret" mission dubbed by Democrats as th...
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Funny story:  White Janitor at Alabama State Home Furious over Obamacare

White Janitor at Alabama State Home Furious over Obamacare

A white janitor working in the Alabama State Home for the Mentally Infirm is furious about the new law approved by Congress to give all Americans access to health care. "We dun had enough of this danged cooned-ass President trying to take away all...
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Funny story:  Sloshed Christian on Spring Break Asks: "Who Would Jesus Do?"

Sloshed Christian on Spring Break Asks: "Who Would Jesus Do?"

Spring break found 19 year old self-professed Christian, Cory Johnson, slouched against the back of the "Beer'n'Boobs" bar in Ft. Lauderdale, surrounded by tacky beach décor and gawking through one eye at a gaggle of gussied up girls dancing, gigglin...
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Funny story:  Coal Mine Canaries Plan Protest Over Working Conditions

Coal Mine Canaries Plan Protest Over Working Conditions

A group of canaries have put their tiny talons down once and for all and are claiming they have the most hazardous job in the world, and should have a place in line for various government concessions. "It'h true," says a canary known only as Prec...
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Funny story:  Republicans Declare March 22 Official "Spit on a N Word Day"

Republicans Declare March 22 Official "Spit on a N Word Day"

To try and steal the thunder of the Democrats for passing historic healthcare legislation, The Republicans have declared March 22 as the official, "Spit on a N Word Day." "It's an exciting time that brings us back to our American roots," said Rep...
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Funny story:  Trustafarians on Spiritual Quest Disappear in Jamaican Jungle

Trustafarians on Spiritual Quest Disappear in Jamaican Jungle

The disappearance of two Trustafarians in the jungles of Jamaica has sent a mild panic through wealthy families in the U.S., who sort of wonder where their own dreadlocked dodos might be hanging out. A few days ago a group of lawyers from Manhatta...
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Funny story:  'Psycho' 50th Anniversary Celebrated By Psychos The World Over

'Psycho' 50th Anniversary Celebrated By Psychos The World Over

Psychos the world over today put their stabbing, slashing, and head-drilling on hold this weekend to celebrate the 50th anniversary of the release of Alfred Hitchcock's classic 1960 shocker, which starred Anthony Perkins and Janet Leigh - the mother...
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Funny story:  Glenn Beck Wants Viewers' Blood in Protest of Health Reform

Glenn Beck Wants Viewers' Blood in Protest of Health Reform

Taking a cue from the Red Shirt movement in Thailand where approximately 50,000 protesters siphoned their own blood to throw on members of Congress, Glenn Beck is considering asking his viewers to have their blood drawn and sent to his show in vials...
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Funny story:  New Vatican Edict:  No Child Left Behind

New Vatican Edict: No Child Left Behind

Just when you thought that the Catholic Church couldn't possibly do anything more to make a horrible situation worse, news agencies are reporting a new Vatican edict: No Child Left Behind. Apparently, according to sources inside the Vatican, it i...
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Funny story:  Premier League To Re-Introduce Short Shorts

Premier League To Re-Introduce Short Shorts

Football chiefs this morning agreed to join in the drive for greater brevity in all things by re-introducing short shorts of the type worn in the 1980's by soccer stars like Glenn Hoddle and Bryan Robson. One leading Premiership manager said that...
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Funny story:  Vern Troyer Reckons Short Is Good

Vern Troyer Reckons Short Is Good

Vern Troyer - Mini-Me out of 'Austin Powers - The Spy Who Shagged Me' - today added his inconsiderable weight to the burgeoning Hollywood argument that brevity is good, and that less can mean more, depending on how you look at it. Troyer claimed t...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus Rejects Brevity Theory

Miley Cyrus Rejects Brevity Theory

Miley Cyrus, the singer/actress who quit being Hannah Montana recently and can't stop talking about it has come out against the recent Hollywood shift in standards towards greater brevity. Miley claimed that there is no place for brevity in either...
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Funny story:  Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Believe That Less Can Be More

Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Believe That Less Can Be More

Apropos of absolutely nothing, our reporter in Hollywood today told us that Twilight stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are all set to toe the Steven Spielberg line of brevity being all and less being more. Pattinson and Stewart agreed in...
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Funny story:  Steven Spielberg Claims Brevity Is The New Buzzword

Steven Spielberg Claims Brevity Is The New Buzzword

A leaked memo from the offices of Hollywood movie supremo Steven Spielberg appears to hint that epic movies are no longer in vogue, and that brevity will soon become a new Hollywood buzzword. The memo claims that diminishing attention spans mean t...
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Funny story:  Burnley Beaten By Blackburn Rovers - Fans Upbeat As Relegation Looms

Burnley Beaten By Blackburn Rovers - Fans Upbeat As Relegation Looms

Blackburn Rovers, affectionately known by fans of bitter local rivals Burnley, as "T' Bastards" emerged victorious in a fiercely contested North East Lancashire derby by a single goal at Turf Moor. Condemning the Clarets to almost certain relegati...
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Funny story:  UAE sovereign embezzlement fund CEO 'vanishes with the loot'

UAE sovereign embezzlement fund CEO 'vanishes with the loot'

Abu Dhabi - (Smoke 'N' Mirrors): Sources close to to Brunei slippery bastard Prince Jefri Archer have strenuously denied his former UAE business partner has done a runner. But over $100 billion of the Abu Dhabi Embezzlement Authority's $400 billio...
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Funny story:  Lautner, Kristen Wins 'Cutest Couple' In Kids Choice Awards! Pattinson Unhappy!

Lautner, Kristen Wins 'Cutest Couple' In Kids Choice Awards! Pattinson Unhappy!

Last night, "Twilight" star Taylor Lautner stole the show by picking up two of the blimp-shaped trophies at the 23rd annual Nickelodeon spectacle inside UCLA's Pauley Pavilion. Lautner pu the bite on the favorite actor honor for his "New Moon" ro...
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Funny story:  Emma Watson Just Not Sordid Enough

Emma Watson Just Not Sordid Enough

Satirists from all over the country met up this morning for a crisis meeting to try to ascertain which celebrity they would be aiming their sharpened quills at next. The meeting came as internet stats showed that the current staples of satirical b...
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Funny story:  Historical Sex Toys bought for record price at auction by "Kinky" footballers wife needing it!

Historical Sex Toys bought for record price at auction by "Kinky" footballers wife needing it!

A pair of dated 1700's ancient wooden, very black Phallus (dildo's, in them days they thought a Dildo was dough mixed with dill) was sold at auction for a record price to a secret, kinky, multi-millionairess, footballers wife and not Cheryl Cole.
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Funny story:  Cheryl Cole Furious At Nadine Coyle Snub

Cheryl Cole Furious At Nadine Coyle Snub

As the rest of the country runs out of printable Cheryl Cole news stories, here at Skoob News we just keep right on churning them out. In the latest unremarkable twist in the Cheryl Cole saga we hear that Cheryl is furious that fellow Girls Aloud...
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Funny story:  Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart wanted for Twilight Zone Movie

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart wanted for Twilight Zone Movie

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are being lined up to appear in a new Twilight Zone Movie,so it could be from Twilight to Twilight Zone. Like the last Twilight Zone Movie there will be several different stories but Pattinson and Stewart will be...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus Loses Out On Two Top Awards But Still Manages To Make Speech

Miley Cyrus Loses Out On Two Top Awards But Still Manages To Make Speech

Miley Cyrus attended the Annual Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards at the Pauley Pavilion here in LA last night accompanied by parents Billy Ray and Tish. Only to discover that she had missed out on two of the show's top awards. Many observers were s...
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Funny story:  "Arousal Man" Barred from Future Palin Rallies

"Arousal Man" Barred from Future Palin Rallies

Cliff Boehner, no relation to Sen. John Boehner, has a bit of a problem whenever he gets within 100 feet of Sarah Palin. He can't contain his excitement and, in fact, becomes highly aroused. It is for that reason that Mr. Boehner is no longer welcome...
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Funny story:  Gail McIntyre says "I didn't do it"

Gail McIntyre says "I didn't do it"

Coronation Street its the worlds most dangerous street, if you live there, the chance of you being murdered or dying in tragic circumstances is ten times more likely,than anywhere else on planet earth. Latest news from the street is that Gail McIn...
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Funny story:  Gordon Brown's Porno Past Returns To Haunt Him

Gordon Brown's Porno Past Returns To Haunt Him

Gordon Brown's preparations for the General Election were thrown into disarray last night following the discovery of some topless photographs, taken when he was 15 years old. The snaps, technically illegal because he was under 16, were thought to...
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Funny story:  Christian Voice says 'Heaven Sucks.'

Christian Voice says 'Heaven Sucks.'

Fundamentalist group Christian Voice today announced that they planned to boycott Heaven by drinking sherry on a Sunday and going to Hell instead. The groups leader, level headed lunatic Stephen Green told reporters that: 'Christian Voice was rece...
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Funny story:  Jesse James Says He Will Change His Outlaw-Sounding Name To A Lesser Outlaw-Sounding Name Like Cole Younger or Emmett Dalton

Jesse James Says He Will Change His Outlaw-Sounding Name To A Lesser Outlaw-Sounding Name Like Cole Younger or Emmett Dalton

LONG BEACH, California - Jesse James has just replaced Tiger Woods, Senator John Edwards, and Governor Mark Sanford as the most hated womanizer in the entire United States. James who is a trashy tattoo-polluted carnival-looking individual is one a...
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Funny story:  Ouch! Burt Reynolds And Kenny Rogers Are Starting To Look A Like

Ouch! Burt Reynolds And Kenny Rogers Are Starting To Look A Like

SANTA MONICA, California - Former movie star Burt Reynolds and former singer Kenny Rogers have both had so much damn plastic surgery, liposuction, botox, collagen injections, and breast augmentation done that the two are beginning to look eerily alik...
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Funny story:  Arkansas Passes The Tiger Woods - Jesse James Ozark Mountains Adultery Act

Arkansas Passes The Tiger Woods - Jesse James Ozark Mountains Adultery Act

LITTLE ROCK - The state of Arkansas has jumped ahead of the other 48 states, or 49 if you count frozen Alaska, which most "Lower 48ers" don't since Sarah Palin came onto the scene with her moose killing, camouflage jock-strap wearing 'I can shoot bet...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus Says That She Fell For Liam Hemsworth Over A Door

Miley Cyrus Says That She Fell For Liam Hemsworth Over A Door

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Miley Cyrus recently remarked to her make up artist, Mr. Skippy, that she first realized she liked boyfriend Liam Hemsworth when he opened the door for her at a local Jack-in-The-Box. Miley was totally floored, but she managed to...
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Funny story:  Marijuana is...

Marijuana is...

Marijuana is... ...Why I wake up in the morning ...How I wake up in the morning ...My shower buddy ...Something the man will never understand ...A breath of fresh-air ...A reason for hope ...The agent of change ...Bi-partisan ...As illegal as speeding ...The reason Hollywood exists ...The reason Jay speaks for Bob ...The reason I know some black people ...The...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus Dumps Hannah Montana - Won't Stop Talking About It

Miley Cyrus Dumps Hannah Montana - Won't Stop Talking About It

Sensational breaking news as Miley Cyrus - the singing actress who never stops talking - quits Hannah Montana after making a fortune for Disney, and goes on to talk about it for hours, and hours, and hours on end. Pausing only very occasionally f...
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Funny story:  Colin Powell Leads Amazing Coup. Washington DC Surrenders!

Colin Powell Leads Amazing Coup. Washington DC Surrenders!

What is being acclaimed as the most daring and overdue activity in the history of the world Colin Powell, the most respected and treasured African American with proof led an invasion of Washington DC. The shock and awe was incredibly easy and not...
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Funny story:  Gordon Brown acts on tip off that Susan Boyle is inundated by begging letters

Gordon Brown acts on tip off that Susan Boyle is inundated by begging letters

The UK Prime Minister, Mr Gordon Brown, reportedly spent this afternoon meeting with Simon Cowell in an attempt to protect the Scottish singing sensation Miss Susan Boyle. Mr Cowell fears that multiple attempts to relieve Miss Boyle of her report...
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Funny story:  Fifty-thousand praying Muslims cause panic in Washington, DC.

Fifty-thousand praying Muslims cause panic in Washington, DC.

The Secret Service went to Def-Con 11 for the first time since the Cuban missile crisis in 1962, as thousands of Muslim protestors kneeled and prayed on the Capitol grounds. Capitol police issued riot gear and tried to enforce the 'no prayer in p...
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