Funny story:  Axa Chairman Anthony Hamilton Interview

Axa Chairman Anthony Hamilton Interview

Axa Chairman Anthony (Our Tone) Hamilton And the Secrets of CEO (Our Hen) de Castries Says "We're really wide boys" Penge's Hamilton Palace project starts soon A Feature Interview with Dan de Lyon I meet Anthony Hamilton, Axa's chairman, at my club in Pall Mall. I inveigled Our Tone into accepting my invitation to lunch, rather than the other way...
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Funny story:  Roberto Mancini to be surgically removed from his scarf

Roberto Mancini to be surgically removed from his scarf

Under pressure Manchester City boss Roberto Mancini is to undergo an operation to have his infamous woolly blue and white scarf removed from his neck before British Summer Time begins this weekend. He was clearly agitated during his side's defeat...
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Funny story:  BFD:  Biden Denies He Was Referring To His Codpiece

BFD: Biden Denies He Was Referring To His Codpiece

Vice President Joe Biden says that he was not referring to his codpiece when he whispered to the President, "This is a big fucking deal". Biden, who has been on the record for putting his foot in his mouth more times than you can count, emphatic...
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Funny story:  Santa No Longer Welcome in Texas

Santa No Longer Welcome in Texas

Austin, Texas - In a bold bid to protect the children of Texas from the encroaching socialist ideas of sharing of toys and fair play, today State Senator BillyJoe "Barito" Buffet introduced legislation aimed at keeping Santa Claus off the roofs of l...
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Funny story:  Local Man Captures Troll - Locks It In Shed

Local Man Captures Troll - Locks It In Shed

After a hard day at work, local man Martin Shuttlecock had just settled into his favourite armchair with a nice cup of tea and a packet of pre-dinner chocolate digestive biscuits. Shuttlecock had been looking forward to watching the latest edition...
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Funny story:  New Sex Pill Will Revolutionize Dating/Scrounging Worldwide

New Sex Pill Will Revolutionize Dating/Scrounging Worldwide

Shares of Horny Goat Pharmaceuticals skyrocketed on the announcement that the next generation of Liagra had met F.D.A approval. "Liagra II will change the dating, marriage and bar hopping universe as we know it and we expect our profits to engorge an...
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Funny story:  Tebbit unleashes a tirade at Cameron, blasts Tory MP's and nukes Scotland

Tebbit unleashes a tirade at Cameron, blasts Tory MP's and nukes Scotland

Lord Tebbit, the rottweiler woke up today, to a nasty headline in the Daily Mirror. His public schoolboy servant, Boris had not removed the offensive sentence, "Tory's Losing It". All hell let loose as Tebbit strutted in his lederhosen scattering...
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Funny story:  Omaba "Hard" During Press Conference

Omaba "Hard" During Press Conference

Most congressional leaders missed the verbal and visual cues while standing in the oval office during the historic signing of the health care bill, but President Obama admitted that he was "hard" while talking about the process of significant change.
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Funny story:  Glenn Beck Credits Himself for Predicting Recent Wave of Violence

Glenn Beck Credits Himself for Predicting Recent Wave of Violence

In one of his many "I told you so" moments, Glenn Beck has commented that he is the first one to tell his viewers that violence against the US government by fed up citizens was going to start to happen. Boasting a 100% accuracy rate, Beck claimed...
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Funny story:  Why All Liberals Have Chicken Lips

Why All Liberals Have Chicken Lips

Just as I would not wish to be called a socialist because I have a social security number, I can understand that for many liberals conceived in the heat of a barnyard encounter between a Rhode Island Red and their mama, why they would feel discomfort being labeled a chicken-lipped liberal. Having been the first to describe Senator John Kerry as being a liberal, slack jawed, chicken-lipped jacka...
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Funny story:  OAP Sir Paul McCartney rehearses at the O2 Arena and demands his OAP fans all have wheelchair access!

OAP Sir Paul McCartney rehearses at the O2 Arena and demands his OAP fans all have wheelchair access!

Ancient pop/rock/Beatle Sir Paul McCartney is launching his world tour and is presently rehearsing at the O2 arena in London. Tickets have been flying across the counters all over the UK especially when his fans are picking up their OAP benefits.
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Funny story:  UK Budget details

UK Budget details

The Chancer of the Exchequer, Alice Thedarling, announced his budget today. Being slightly hard of hearing, he made the announcement from Fred's Pet Shop, originally thinking the Prime Minister asked him to announce his new budgie. Opening his tat...
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Funny story:  An island in the Bay of Bengal vanishes and observing Bangladeshi's swear Aliens abducted it!

An island in the Bay of Bengal vanishes and observing Bangladeshi's swear Aliens abducted it!

An island in the Bay of Bengal has completely vanished and many Bangladeshi's, 'after chewing coca leaves all day,' swore they saw an Alien speceship land and swallow the island. It then vanished into the sky and all that was left was a Bangladesh...
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Funny story:  Obama Stumped by Sixth Grade Math Question

Obama Stumped by Sixth Grade Math Question

While stumping for support of Barney Frank's 'Leave no Child's Behind' initiative President Obama graced the sixth grade math class of PC222 with his presence. It began with a prepared mathematical explanation of how spending 900 billion on healt...
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Funny story:  Dog makes old woman rich!

Dog makes old woman rich!

A pooch has made a little old lady rich beyond her dreams. The dog, talented in many ways died, came back to life and then died again. Now some months later the BBC has commissioned a documentary detailing his life. Mrs Hubbard now stands to cash...
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Funny story:  The University of Ottawa Says "Ann Coulter, Go Home!" - Brobama Responds: "Hey We Don't Want The Skinny-Ass Bitch  Either!"

The University of Ottawa Says "Ann Coulter, Go Home!" - Brobama Responds: "Hey We Don't Want The Skinny-Ass Bitch Either!"

OTTAWA, Canada - The University of Ottawa now has the distinction of being the only university in the world to flat out tell Ann "Trigger Face" Coulter that she is not welcome. Coulter, which rhymes with 'shithead' replied that even the lousiest c...
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Funny story:  Banks Foreclose on Hell! Satan Moves to Winter Residence at Scientology World Headquarters

Banks Foreclose on Hell! Satan Moves to Winter Residence at Scientology World Headquarters

Sarasota, FL: Markets around the world were rocked today with news of the imminent foreclosure on Hell by a consortium of major international banks. The announcement came only after months of failed negotiations between Satan and the Associated Mini...
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Funny story:  Chancellor of the Exchequer to introduce punitive tax on the use of pleonasms - it's absolutely essential says Alistair Darling

Chancellor of the Exchequer to introduce punitive tax on the use of pleonasms - it's absolutely essential says Alistair Darling

The UK Chancellor of the Exchequer has included a crackdown on overused cliches in the English language in his Budget Statement. A tax will be introduced immediately on all printed literature, emails and Internet sites to eradicate completely the ove...
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Funny story:  Al Gore: Dinosaurs not Killed by Asteroid!

Al Gore: Dinosaurs not Killed by Asteroid!

In an effort to claim another Nobel Prize Al Gore, former inventor of the internet, announced today that asteroids were not the cause of the Cretaceous era extinction. The news came after the discovery of a new species that had been frozen in per...
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Funny story:  Pope to Pedophile Priests: Eat More Fish

Pope to Pedophile Priests: Eat More Fish

Vatican - It appears that Pope Benedict XVI has had an epiphany with regards to the sex scandal that has continued to plague the Catholic Church-lack of fish in a priest's diet can lead to inappropriate sexual behavior toward young men. The Pope h...
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Funny story:  Subsidi-Farm Granted USDA Contract to Develop Seedless Pot

Subsidi-Farm Granted USDA Contract to Develop Seedless Pot

Washington, D.C. - In what was hailed as a "good news, bad news" story today out of Washington, Subsidi-Farm, one of the nation's largest agricultural companies, has been given a federal government contract to develop seedless, irradiated pot, which,...
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Funny story:  Should Kate Gosselin be Required to Pay Alimony to Jon?

Should Kate Gosselin be Required to Pay Alimony to Jon?

With Kate Gosselin now bringing in a paycheck from appearances on Dancing with the Stars (DWTS), and Jon Gosselin still kicking around with no job prospects, it only stands to reason that he should get some of her money. I mean, let's face it, he has...
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Funny story:  Full Body X-Ray Leads To Big 'Titters'

Full Body X-Ray Leads To Big 'Titters'

London - Police are investigating complaints by a number of female workers at a local airport. Male customs officers asked a number of females to 'try out' the machine simply by standing in it and allowing them to take an X-ray photo. "Cor blimey,...
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Funny story:  Palace numerologists reschedule Queen's death prediction for 25 March

Palace numerologists reschedule Queen's death prediction for 25 March

London - (Portents): The imminent Lady Day demise comes after hundreds of 'extinct' Ghost Orchids suddenly sprouted on the Buckingham Palace lawn in a spooky coffin-shaped formation. "We counted exactly 407 of the critically endangered species," r...
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Funny story:  RepugnantCans:  Masturbating In Public

RepugnantCans: Masturbating In Public

As the T-bagger protestors swarmed the nations Capitol on Sunday, spitting on African-American legislators and calling Congressman Barney Frank a faggot, Republican legislators cheered them on from the balconies of the building. One of America's...
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Funny story:  Common fake global warming boobs, myths and fake tits!

Common fake global warming boobs, myths and fake tits!

Many years of environmental scaremongering have taught us all to be sceptical about environmental scares. Much of what the media scares us about turns out to be just a load of FAKE TITS!! Here, The Spoof bravely GRAPPLES with these FALSIES head on: BOOB 1: Global temperatures are rising at a rapid, unprecedented rate. NO - Accurate observations where the earth is cooling have not shown an...
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Funny story:  Boffins Measured Pamela Anderson's Tits in Global Warming Cock-Up

Boffins Measured Pamela Anderson's Tits in Global Warming Cock-Up

Frantic PETTING and HEAVY BREATHING over global warming is enough to terrify even the most rational retired colonel, and it's all because so-called global warming scientists neglected the real data and obsessed on Pamela Anderson's fake HOT TITS, The...
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Funny story:  CIA Opens Bitch School for Terror Suspects

CIA Opens Bitch School for Terror Suspects

GUANTANIMO BAY, CUBA -- The Obama Administration has announced the closing of Camp X-Ray and the opening of a new, cutting edge prison for the detaining, interrogation, and disciplining of terrorists and other petulant monkeys. The facility is cal...
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Funny story:  Headlights slow cars down

Headlights slow cars down

Most drivers will agree, getting home from work when it's raining takes longer. They will also admit that the same is true when it is dark, foggy or snowing. The Highways Agency got a team of scientists from the University of Bristol to find out w...
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Funny story:  Taylor Lautner Joining "The Vampire Diaries"?

Taylor Lautner Joining "The Vampire Diaries"?

Apparently, the popularity of Taylor Lautner in the Twilight movies have gotten the notice of TV's popular new "The Vampire Diaries" because the rumor going around is that Taylor Lautner is interested in appearing as a regular. "While I enjoy the...
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Funny story:  New Computer Announced

New Computer Announced

Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity music in women's breast implants. The iTit will cost between $499.00 and $699.00 depending on speaker size. This is considered to be a majo...
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Funny story:  Lady Gaga gets a grand set of Gold Teeth

Lady Gaga gets a grand set of Gold Teeth

Lady Gaga has now had work done on her teeth and is walking around with a set of Gold Teeth probably to promote the track called TEETH on her MONSTER BALL TOUR. Meanwhile Grand National winning jockey Liam Treadwell has got himself a nice new set...
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Funny story:  Salmond and Sturgeon want to promote fishing industry

Salmond and Sturgeon want to promote fishing industry

Alex Salmond Scotlands First Minister, and Nicola Sturgeon Scotlands Health Minister want to promote the fishing industry in Scotland. Salmond and Sturgeon want to increase Scotlands position in the fishing industry to create more employment. The...
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Funny story:  Latest Tiger slut Devon James known by her secret 'crotch-stirrer' nickname

Latest Tiger slut Devon James known by her secret 'crotch-stirrer' nickname

Florida - (Hole-in-One Mess): Tiger Woods referred to his slut No 15 Devon James as Ms Crotch-Stirrer after discovering her anagram booking-name is Moved Jeans. "Somethin sure stirred inside them Tiger Levis!" the porn actress's booking agent com...
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Funny story:  Robert Pattinson gets some advice from a King

Robert Pattinson gets some advice from a King

Robert Pattinson the actor who was in that Vampire film Twilight is uncomfortable with the fame that has come with success. Pattinson claims he is suffering serious hearing problems because everywhere he goes he is met with the shrieks and screams of...
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Funny story:  David Platt plans to steal Corrie scripts and blackmail Corrie writers and producers

David Platt plans to steal Corrie scripts and blackmail Corrie writers and producers

David Platt and Graeme Proctor have spent an entire weekend on Coronation Street, where they think they live, plotting the release of crestfallen Gail McIntyre from prison. Gail is charged with the murder of Joe, her on screen husband, and has bee...
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Funny story:  China opens its doors to The Spoof

China opens its doors to The Spoof

The people of China woke up today to a whole new world of internet browsing when Google stopped censoring its search results. Immediately hits on porn sites across the globe were up by 1 million per cent as the Chinese celebrated their new found f...
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Funny story:  Katie Price wants to buy Jordan

Katie Price wants to buy Jordan

Katie Price wants to buy Jordan,not the country Jordan its a racehorse she wants to buy that finished third at Plumpton racecourse a few days ago. Katie had a bet on Jordan together with two other horses Topless and Big Knockers,sorry that should be...
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Funny story:  Father Ted's Craggy Island Budget

Father Ted's Craggy Island Budget

Father Ted's budget is being done today on Craggy Island, the same day as that idiot Alastair Dullthing, who recently finished last in a Father Ted lookalike contest makes his budget on Bankrupt Island. The two main things Father Ted is got to budget...
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Funny story:  American Idol: Paige Miles Should Be Shown The Exit Door Fo Sho Fo Shizzle My Nizzle

American Idol: Paige Miles Should Be Shown The Exit Door Fo Sho Fo Shizzle My Nizzle

HOLLYWOOD - The American Idol song theme, was songs that have been number one on The Billboard Chart. And like they say in Shanghai, China, Ying chu fu wong su damn yikes!, which means It sho do look like the end of da road fo da last of da sista...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez To Co-Star With Nina Dobrev on "The Vampire Dairies"

Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez To Co-Star With Nina Dobrev on "The Vampire Dairies"

HOLLYWOOD - The producers of The Vampire Dairies have announced that teen idol singers Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez will be appearing on an upcoming episode. Cyrus and Gomez will appear as Griselda and Gabriela Guggenheim, cousins of the Nina Dobr...
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Funny story:  The NFL's Chad Ochocinco Scores Three Touchdowns With Dancing With The Stars Cheryl Burke

The NFL's Chad Ochocinco Scores Three Touchdowns With Dancing With The Stars Cheryl Burke

HOLLYWOOD - NFL reporters, writers, and critics alike are all in agreement that the Cincinnati Bengals' Chad Ochocinco scored a touchdown, or actually three TDs on Dancing With The Stars. "El 85" danced with the sexy-looking two-time DWTS champion...
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Funny story:  Scientific study reveals why dogs smell each other's butts

Scientific study reveals why dogs smell each other's butts

It's a question that has plagued people kind for centuries. Why when a simple hello is all that is necessary do dogs feel the need to go straight to the buttocks when they greet one another? It can be extremely embarrassing for pet owners when their...
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Funny story:  Ron Jeremy and Michelle "Bombshell" McGee To Star In The X-Rated Porn Movie "Tongue In Cheek"

Ron Jeremy and Michelle "Bombshell" McGee To Star In The X-Rated Porn Movie "Tongue In Cheek"

LOS ANGELES - Ron Jeremy, aka The Porn King, told Larry King that he will begin filming his next porn movie entitled Tongue In Cheek in two weeks. Jeremy said that his co-star in the G-Spot Production film will be none other than Jesse James' "Tat...
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Funny story:  What Goes Around Comes Around: Eddie Cibrian Cheating On Girlfriend LeAnn Rimes With Ex-Wife Brandi Glanville

What Goes Around Comes Around: Eddie Cibrian Cheating On Girlfriend LeAnn Rimes With Ex-Wife Brandi Glanville

WEST HOLLYWOOD - In a classic example of the old Peruvian adage, what goes around comes around, LeAnn Rimes' boyfriend, Eddie Cibrian is cheating on the beady-eyed songstress with none other than his ex-wife Brandi Glanville. And to quote The View...
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Funny story:  "The Gun Chick & The Swizzle Stick" Starring Sarah Palin and Ann Coulter Named TV's #1 News Show

"The Gun Chick & The Swizzle Stick" Starring Sarah Palin and Ann Coulter Named TV's #1 News Show

NEW YORK CITY - Fox Vice-President of Program Developing and Implementing Ezekiel Vittleziggle has stated that the Palin-Coulter show The Gun Chick & The Swizzle Stick has just been named the #1 news show in America. Vittleziggle said that GC...
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Funny story:  Progressives Would Rather Eat Live Spiders Than Trust Obama

Progressives Would Rather Eat Live Spiders Than Trust Obama

(Madison) According to Jones Applied Polling and Education Sciences, more than 90% of self-described American "Progressives" would rather shove live, furry tarantulas into their mouths, chew, and swallow, than trust anything that President Obama has...
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