Funny story:  World Association of Applied Mathematicians Say Zero No Longer Necessary

World Association of Applied Mathematicians Say Zero No Longer Necessary

Geneva, Switzerland - During a recent conference of some of the most gifted mathematicians in the world, the subject of the number zero came up again, as it has in past conferences. However, this time, the mathematicians have finally gotten some clos...
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Funny story:  In Latest Speech, Palin Stops Short of Referring to Self as Martyr

In Latest Speech, Palin Stops Short of Referring to Self as Martyr

In yet another controversial appearance of Sarah Palin, this time at the California State University, Stanislaus campus, Sarah complained of how her message is being met with the same controversy over and over--that she is undeserving of the large su...
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Funny story:  Giant Condom To Be Used To Stop Oil Spilling in Gulf-Randy Smith, husband of Takwana Smith of Cargo Fleet-comes up with innovative solution

Giant Condom To Be Used To Stop Oil Spilling in Gulf-Randy Smith, husband of Takwana Smith of Cargo Fleet-comes up with innovative solution

World scientists and engineers have been working around the clock to come up with methods to halt the oil spill in the Gulf. An out-of-work man from Middlesbrough, N.E. England, has come up with the perfect solution which he is currently trying to...
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Funny story:  Bill Clinton Ruins US Soccer Team's Chances at Winning World Cup

Bill Clinton Ruins US Soccer Team's Chances at Winning World Cup

Durban, South Africa - Former President Bill Clinton was having the time of his life after the US Soccer Team scored a victory over Algeria, so much so that he decided to stay in town and hang with the fellas until their next match. This could have b...
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Funny story:  Stool Sample Analysis Shows Michael Moore Eating Too Much...Well, You Name It!

Stool Sample Analysis Shows Michael Moore Eating Too Much...Well, You Name It!

When movie maker Michael Moore received his report on his stool sample he was hoping that the doctors could tell him something he could cut out or foods to add on that would help his feelings of sluggishness over the past ten years. "It's my thyro...
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Funny story:  Murrray Makes It

Murrray Makes It

In a cliffhanging 3-Setter, Andie Murrray has made it to the last 16 of the annual Dog-Shagging Championship (grass surface), (Southern England Section). Not to be confused with the other well-known Southern English sport of dogging, the dog-shagg...
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Funny story:  Futurama Back On The Air, At Comedy Central

Futurama Back On The Air, At Comedy Central

Those of you that are fans of the show that appeared on FOX for a few years before being dropped can now look forward to seeing the show again, this time on Comedy Central which has committed to 26 half-hour episodes. Of course, at the end of thei...
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Funny story:  English Word Cup Fan Falls Four Floors Out The Window

English Word Cup Fan Falls Four Floors Out The Window

Police in Manchester say a 35-year-old woman apparently excited about a football game in South Africa jumped around until she fell out her fourth story apartment, landed on a truck hauling a dumpster filled with mattresses, crawled out of the dumpste...
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Funny story:  McChrystal Burgers Popular Menu Item in Afghanistan

McChrystal Burgers Popular Menu Item in Afghanistan

In honor of the resignation of General Stanley McChrystal as commander of the US and NATO forces in Afghanistan, entrepreneurs in Afghanistan have re-opened several fast food restaurants, renaming them after the general. McChrystal Burgers was the fi...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus, Cheryl Cole, Megan Fox To Remove Clothing For Charity

Miley Cyrus, Cheryl Cole, Megan Fox To Remove Clothing For Charity

Some of today's beauties are undressing before the cameras and it's for a good cause. These include, as of today, Miley Cyrus, Cheryl Cole and Megan Fox. Also participating in the charity include Christana Ricci, Kylie Minoque and others are signi...
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Funny story:  Government to Control Immigration

Government to Control Immigration

The Government announced today, that it will be taking draconian steps to stop the tide of immigrants coming into this country. In a move that will see many people sent packing, the government said; "We have to act fast and be ruthless". Immigrati...
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Funny story:  Worzel Gummidge 'Theory' - Part II - Jesus v Worzel

Worzel Gummidge 'Theory' - Part II - Jesus v Worzel

Thinking further into the Worzel Gummidge 'Theory' as I have decided to call it (see prior story about Worzel), I realize that there are a lot of similarities between the births, lives and deaths of both Jesus AND Worzel Gummidge. Both were born without 'conception' having taken place. Worzel lived his life on a cross (scarecrow style) and Jesus died on a cross (crucifiction style). Both of...
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Funny story:  Susan Boyle rehearsing in secret with partner,  Harold Q. Fuey, for Dancing with The Stars - said to be happy to hear of Piers Morgan's recect wedding

Susan Boyle rehearsing in secret with partner, Harold Q. Fuey, for Dancing with The Stars - said to be happy to hear of Piers Morgan's recect wedding

Susan Boyle told our writer, Lady Godiva, that she is indeed rehearsing (in secret) for her role with dancing partner, Spoof Writer Harold Q Fuey, on Dancing With The Stars. They meet once a week in a back-room of the Office (whose address is a we...
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Funny story:  Spoof Vagina Stories Are A Hit With College Guys

Spoof Vagina Stories Are A Hit With College Guys

CHICAGO - Male college students from UCLA to Boston College are finding that reading Spoof vagina stories on www.thespoof.com is a good way to take a break from the everyday drudgery of having to study for exams. Herbert "Bucky" Twistlake, 21, who...
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Funny story:  World Cup Referee Koman Coulibaly Replaces Simon Cowell on Idol

World Cup Referee Koman Coulibaly Replaces Simon Cowell on Idol

Koman Coulibaly, the referee who denied a game-winning goal for the United States in the World Cup game they played against Slovenia, has now been officially asked to fill the judge's seat Simon Cowell recently left empty on American Idol. "We wer...
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Funny story:  Robbie Earle In New World Cup Ticket Outrage

Robbie Earle In New World Cup Ticket Outrage

Disgraced ITV pundit Robbie Earle is now facing a further barrage of criticism following earlier shocking revelations regarding his allocation of 400 World Cup tickets from his ITV paymasters - including 40 for the final - which he subsequently passe...
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Funny story:  Justin Bieber Is Not At All Happy About His Mommy Showing Her Tata's In PlayGuy Magazine

Justin Bieber Is Not At All Happy About His Mommy Showing Her Tata's In PlayGuy Magazine

ATLANTA - Mrs. Pattie Lynn Mallette aka Justin Bieber's "Mommy" says that she has been offered $50,000 to show her boobs in PlayGuy Magazine. The 34-year-old mom says that she is thrilled, honored, and flattered as the absolute dickens to be asked...
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Funny story:  Roger Federer Goes 5 Sets With a Cuttlefish! Tiger Woods Gives Advice!

Roger Federer Goes 5 Sets With a Cuttlefish! Tiger Woods Gives Advice!

All England Club, London - After struggling against two qualifiers, Roger Federer finally reached the third round against an opponent he could sink his teeth into, or so it seemed. However when Robert Cuttlefish took the court and began squirming...
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Funny story:  Mel Gibson Gets Restraining Order Against Grigorieva

Mel Gibson Gets Restraining Order Against Grigorieva

Telling friends that he didn't want to wind up like the guy who died this week from the S&M session, actor Mel Gibson has filed a restraining order against his former girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva. It appears that "Natasha", as he now refers...
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Funny story:  Off Broadway Show "The Rapture" Ends Abruptly

Off Broadway Show "The Rapture" Ends Abruptly

Off Broadway, NY - The critically acclaimed hit show "The Rapture-Capital T Capital R" has suffered a major setback this week when the entire cast disappeared mysteriously, without a trace. Many understudies have turned up missing as well, putting an...
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Funny story:  Withdrawal for British Troops

Withdrawal for British Troops

Cardinal Tony Blare, former British Prime Minister and now a roaming sage, has brokered a deal between the Pope and the British Government to encourage the use of the gradual withdrawal method of contraception for returning male personnel from Afghan...
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Funny story:  Michael Jackson - One Year On - Still Missed

Michael Jackson - One Year On - Still Missed

A year to the day since the sudden death of the King Of Pop, Michael Jackson, fans the world over held a series of tributes in honour of their fallen idol. In the USA, many TV channels ran MJ (as fans called him) tribute shows, and in the UK, Sky...
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Funny story:  Reporter Inchcock Interviews Gordon in Retirement!

Reporter Inchcock Interviews Gordon in Retirement!

Our reporter Inchcock Chambers, amazingly managed to procured an interview with James Gordon Brown, now in retirement, and so sadly missed by the piss-takers of this once Great Nation. Here is an outline of the meeting, held at J G Browns fourth home, an estate near Notbothurdnow, in Derbyshire. Inchcock: Well, Sir, how are you managing to cope with being out of power? Brown: Well, it gives me...
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Funny story:  Wayne Rooney: "I'll eat the football so the Germans can't score"

Wayne Rooney: "I'll eat the football so the Germans can't score"

It is the clash of the titans. An epic titanic clash between two giants of the footballing world. And that is just Uruguay vs South Korea. Tomorrow England face Germany in a critical and not literally deadly match that will decide which of the tw...
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Funny story:  Polished Turd Beats Competition

Polished Turd Beats Competition

Alexander Palace, London: The coveted Tip Top Tech prize has been awarded to a company that displayed a polished turd at this year's TTT exhibition in London. Exhibitors from all over the UK were left reeling as the result was announced. Spamtec...
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Funny story:  Hawaiian Trafficking Ring Targets Little Old Ladies

Hawaiian Trafficking Ring Targets Little Old Ladies

The problem of little old lady trafficking into Hawaii is relatively new, and as little as three years ago, police were unable to detect any signs of it. However, when police noticed a dearth of knitters and crazy cat ladies, they could see there...
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Funny story:  Ketchup Cookbook Is Runaway Best Seller

Ketchup Cookbook Is Runaway Best Seller

Tomato ketchup is one of the most reviled food dressings in the world, especially by chefs, who view the condiment as fit for use only in practical jokes as a source of fake blood. Yet the Ketchup Cookbook, by Birmingham born food writer, Sizewell...
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Funny story:  Eclipse Movie Release Heralds The Return Of Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart And Taylor Lautner

Eclipse Movie Release Heralds The Return Of Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart And Taylor Lautner

The release this week of the latest instalment in the Twilight saga, 'Eclipse' means that its youthful acting triumvirate of Pattinson, Stewart, and Lautner look set to take over the media yet again, for some time to come. Whilst this is undoubted...
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Funny story:  Could Australia Have It's First Lesbian Prime Minister?

Could Australia Have It's First Lesbian Prime Minister?

There has to be a good reason no one has tackled the reason why the first female Prime Minister, Miss Julia Eileen Gillard has shacked up with a hairdresser in a "defacto" relationship? Never been engaged and there appears to be no sign of wedding be...
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Funny story:  A 'New Religion'  -  'Worzel Gummidge' : Not a cult, but common sense!

A 'New Religion' - 'Worzel Gummidge' : Not a cult, but common sense!

Dear old Worzel Gummidge, I do hope I spelled his name correctly (for our American readers 'spelt'). I am so in tune with the Worzel Gummidge syndrome - I don't know whether or not 'syndrome' is the correct word to use here....but it's the best I have at the time of writing. (Writers...please feel free to send me alternative words...if you have time. Edit: 'Theory'?) Well, I work with a l...
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Funny story:  H.M. Prison Service is Falling apart.  Prisoner awarded damages for having to suffer toothache at Her Majesty's Pleasure

H.M. Prison Service is Falling apart. Prisoner awarded damages for having to suffer toothache at Her Majesty's Pleasure

What is the world coming to when a poor 'Triple Killer' has to suffer toothache at Her Majesty's Pleasure? My heart bleeds for him. (NOT!) Michael Steele (Essex Boys gangland killings) had his tears of pain turn to tears of laughter as he was awarded 44,500 pounds sterling in damages. Poor soul had to wait a year for an appointment which he desperately needed to replace a gold filling. Oo...
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Funny story:  H&R Block: Please Pay $300 For A Tax Return A Chimpanzee With Turbo Tax Could Prepare. Please?

H&R Block: Please Pay $300 For A Tax Return A Chimpanzee With Turbo Tax Could Prepare. Please?

H&R Block, the Income Tax Experts who have recycled the same business model, and the same business leaders, since 1955, has made its annual "apologize for losses and announce layoffs" speech, in the form of its fiscal 2010 results report. CEO...
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Funny story:  Before the Next Teardrop Falls'- part I‎

Before the Next Teardrop Falls'- part I‎

Freddy Fender's (1937 - 2006) song 'Before the Next Teardrop Falls', 1975, ‎immediately took off in popularity in 1975. The song ascended to No. 1 on the ‎Billboard magazine Hot Country Singles chart. At that time, the world was at ‎peace. But in reality, it was 'calm before the storm'.‎ Some say the only warrior who could capture Afghanistan is Genghis Khan, ‎‎1162-1227, Mongol conqueror.
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