Funny story:  Both Of BP "Relief Wells" To Stop Leak, Hit Oil! Now There Are Three!

Both Of BP "Relief Wells" To Stop Leak, Hit Oil! Now There Are Three!

At this rate the amount of oil in the Gulf of Mexico will be larger than the amount of sea water. After trying for six weeks and in the middle of trying yet another way of stopping the leak, the BP Oil specialists were digging two relief wells tha...
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Funny story:  Mr Blobby to Join Cabinet

Mr Blobby to Join Cabinet

Westminster Today - David Cameron today made an important change to his cabinet, when he offered Mr Blobby the post of Chief Secretary to the Treasury. The post became vacant when David Laws resigned over his expenses and his successor Danny Alexa...
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Funny story:  All HR Managers To Receive Award

All HR Managers To Receive Award

The Chartered Institute for Intentional Duplicity has announced its new Can't Be Arsed award, the CBA. The award is the successor to the not-so-successful "Success Through Bullshit" trophy, granted to HR Departments paying a minimum £750 bribe to...
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Funny story:  Charlie Sheen Blames Drinking Problem on Charlie Harper

Charlie Sheen Blames Drinking Problem on Charlie Harper

Charlie Sheen has been handed a 30-day jail sentence for allegedly assaulting his wife on Christmas Day, and the couple has since gone public with the news that they are trying their best to undergo treatment for their individual alcohol abuse proble...
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Funny story:  Naomi Campbell Still In The Middle Of A Messy Trial, Feels Threatened

Naomi Campbell Still In The Middle Of A Messy Trial, Feels Threatened

Defense lawyers are opposing the court prosecutors request that Naomi Campbell testify under oath in the war crimes trial against former President of Liberia, Charles Taylor. The prosecutors hope Campbell can help show evidence by displaying the b...
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Funny story:  Baseball Bat Sized WMD XXX Vibrators Intercepted By Home Land Security

Baseball Bat Sized WMD XXX Vibrators Intercepted By Home Land Security

Home Land Security Czar, Janet Napolitano, announced today that her agents had uncovered a plot to import Weapons of Male Dysfunction disguised as baseball bat vibrators. In a briefing from her Washington office she described the cache of vibrators a...
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Funny story:  Tipper on Gore Divorce: Al's Carbon Footprint Just Too Heavy to Bare (sic)!

Tipper on Gore Divorce: Al's Carbon Footprint Just Too Heavy to Bare (sic)!

Environmentalists were shocked today to hear of the impending divorce of Al & Tipper Gore, poster-people for the safe the earth campaign which enabled the fabled inventor of the internet and the solar powered dildo to forge his way onto the list...
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Funny story:  Al and Tipper Gore Separate - Tipper Blames It On His Affair With Mother Nature

Al and Tipper Gore Separate - Tipper Blames It On His Affair With Mother Nature

NASHVILLE - The man who invented the Internet has now put it to good use. Al and Tipper Gore have decided to separate after 40 years of marriage. The Gores sat down and wrote out an email addressed to friends and family letting them know that afte...
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Funny story:  Tipper Gore Dumps Al for Real Inventor of the Internet

Tipper Gore Dumps Al for Real Inventor of the Internet

Sharing a warm and fuzzy "Adios" as they lifted a finger in salute to one another while leaving their residence in separate cabs, Tipper Gore, wife of the self proclaimed inventor of the Internet, has left hubby Al for true Internet maven, Tim Berner...
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Funny story:  Israeli Jets Fire on Flock of Doves

Israeli Jets Fire on Flock of Doves

Tel Aviv, Israel: International condemnation has followed an attack by the Israeli air force on a flock of doves flying over Israeli airspace towards Gaza that is feared to have left many of the birds dead. Humanitarian organisations and charities...
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Funny story:  Charlie Sheen Agrees To 30 Days In Jail For Threatening Wife With Knife At Her Throat Last Year!

Charlie Sheen Agrees To 30 Days In Jail For Threatening Wife With Knife At Her Throat Last Year!

According to the many headlines on the web this morning Charlie Sheen has agreed to serve thirty days in jail for his holding a knife at his wife's throat during the Holidays late last year. A spokesman for Sheen stated that he could have gotten...
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Funny story:  FIFA Scores Own Goal with Sponsorships

FIFA Scores Own Goal with Sponsorships

Campaigners believe that FIFA has scored an own goal by signing up sponsors that sell unhealthy products; they believe FIFA should have gone with sponsors who promote a healthier lifestyle. Coca Cola, McDonald's and Budweiser are partners or offic...
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Funny story:  Frontier Airlines Employees Care

Frontier Airlines Employees Care

I was downtown at the "Save the Animals not necessarily Our Jobs" airline rally and interviewed a couple of Frontier employees. I asked about how things were going with the merger with Republic and the general state of things. I met Jimmy, who works at Frontier Headquarters, and Captain Mike, a very senior Airbus Captain. "So Jimmy, what do you do at Headquarters for Frontier?" "Well, I used...
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Funny story:  Flyers Rights Answered

Flyers Rights Answered

I caught of with Kate Haannii of flyersrights dot something and had the chance to ask her a few questions about Tarmac Delay legislation. Me: Kate, which part of the new Tarmac rules are you most happy with? Kate: When you board a flight and it pushes from the gate, the airline must feed and water you within 2 hours. That is crucial. People should not be expected to eat before they travel, o...
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Funny story:  Kanye West, Snoop Dogg, 50 Cent, and Chris Brown To Form A Rap Band Called "The Louisiana Tar Balls"

Kanye West, Snoop Dogg, 50 Cent, and Chris Brown To Form A Rap Band Called "The Louisiana Tar Balls"

HARLEM - Hip hop rapper 50 Cent was in Harlem visiting his favorite cousin Tyrone P. Blumenthal, aka 25 Cent, when he was asked if the rumors of a super rap group were true. The man known as 50 Cent, jiggled his neck bling bling, took out the obli...
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Funny story:  Fabio Capello's English National Team Has Been Given Some "Ball Pointers" From Dr. Andy Harland

Fabio Capello's English National Team Has Been Given Some "Ball Pointers" From Dr. Andy Harland

LONDON - Dr. Andy Harland is the designer of the new Adidas Jabulani football that will be used in the World Cup matches. Dr. Andy, as he is called by is wife and most of his kids, said that he actually worked on the football project with a crack...
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Funny story:  Senior al-Qaeda leader 'killed' in Afghanistan

Senior al-Qaeda leader 'killed' in Afghanistan

Al-Qaeda's number three leader, Mustafa Abu al-Yazid, has been killed, according to reports. It is the first time al-Qaeda has acknowledged such claims. It is believe he died as the result of an US drone - unconfirmed reports state that the draug...
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Funny story:  Federer bundled out by a hard-boiled Swede!

Federer bundled out by a hard-boiled Swede!

Swiss perfection has been beaten by a hard-boiled Swede in the French Open only to prove that there is still hope for others wishing to gobble up the "Precision machine". Roger was out-fought by the Swede, not only hard bolied, but set for revenge...
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Funny story:  The Susan Boyle sculpture is saved

The Susan Boyle sculpture is saved

Susan Boyle fans, all over the world, are in celebratory mood tonight at the news that a sculpture of their heroine has been saved from destruction. The sculptress is delighted to confirm that her sculpture is intact and safe from harm. Sadly,...
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Funny story:  Balloon Boy's Dad Crosses English Channel

Balloon Boy's Dad Crosses English Channel

An American has just completed a crossing of the English Channel holding onto helium-filled balloons and popping them one by one upon reaching the French side to lower himself into a cushion of cabbages. The crazy American who did this was thought...
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Funny story:  Al Gore Blames Global Warming For Marriage Meltdown

Al Gore Blames Global Warming For Marriage Meltdown

Former Vice-President and Nobel Peace Prize winner, Al Gore, reveals how global warming caused the meltdown of his idealic 40 year marriage to Tipper. Linking climate change to the cooling off of his ardor for his wife, Gore claims that when he and...
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Funny story:  Cage Fighter jailed im Morocco, now he's really "gonna" have to fight to save his bum!

Cage Fighter jailed im Morocco, now he's really "gonna" have to fight to save his bum!

Cage Fighter, Lee Murray has been jailed in Morocco for his part in the infamous Securitas robbery worth GBP 53 million. The Moroccan authorities refused to extradite the "Bandido" because Lee is Moroccan and they thought it would really teach him...
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Funny story:  Al Gore And Tipper Gore Separating! Is It Monica?

Al Gore And Tipper Gore Separating! Is It Monica?

According to a message circulated among the Gore's friends and obtained by The Associated Press on Tuesday, Al Gore said it was "a mutual and mutually supportive decision that we have made together following a process of long and careful consideratio...
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Funny story:  English Dismiss Claims American Crossed Channel With Balloons

English Dismiss Claims American Crossed Channel With Balloons

Media outlets across England, including newspapers and television stations have picked up on a story that a man successfully crossed the English Channel by floating above it with an over-sized bunch of balloons. However, right after the initial landi...
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Funny story:  Al and Tipper Gore Separate: Al Begins Wearing Nobel Prize Around Penis.

Al and Tipper Gore Separate: Al Begins Wearing Nobel Prize Around Penis.

The media was tipped off when Al Gore lost 30 pounds, shaved his retarded, Gabby Hayes beard off, and started wearing his Nobel Prize around his penis. Gore and his wife, hideous-faced record censor Tipper, were married for 40 years. Mrs. Gore...
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Funny story:  Yay, A Grand Slam. Yay, My Team Is Here To Congratulate Me! Catch Me, Guys! Ow, My Leg Is Broken.

Yay, A Grand Slam. Yay, My Team Is Here To Congratulate Me! Catch Me, Guys! Ow, My Leg Is Broken.

ANAHEIM -- Drunk a-holes around the country were able to say, "I tol' you that'd f---in' happen one day," after Los Angeles Angels first baseman Kendry Morales Morales broke his leg hile celebrating his game winning grand slam. Morales will underg...
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Funny story:  He's Back: Peter Jackson Says His "Hobbit" Will Knock Fans For A Loop!

He's Back: Peter Jackson Says His "Hobbit" Will Knock Fans For A Loop!

Peter Jackson now says that he will direct "The Hobbit" movie that's in the works, because Guillermo del Toro has exited and so have some others, including Gary Coleman who was to be in the movie. "This will be a Hobbit movie like none of the rest...
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Funny story:  Norwegian terror at Germany's win

Norwegian terror at Germany's win

Oslo, Norway. The capital city is under enormous tension following Germany's win in the Eurovision Song Contest. Bands of Nazi sympathisers from the fatherland have been running around causing trouble and a small group of them have been arrested...
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Funny story:  World Cup - "Prison break-ins out of control"

World Cup - "Prison break-ins out of control"

The Home Office has discovered that record prison overcrowding is not due to successful conviction rates but innocent members of the public breaking-in to 'bagsy' seats for the World Cup. Wardens have always allowed in a trickle of people to deliv...
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Funny story:  Shocking Documents Left in Cab Cite Oil Spill as Only One of   Brown's Departing Gifts!

Shocking Documents Left in Cab Cite Oil Spill as Only One of Brown's Departing Gifts!

A sheaf of highly classified documents left in a non English speaking cab in London allege that the rampaging oil spill is part of an elaborate 'going away present' from former Prime Minister Gordon Brown! The 500 page document, appearing legitim...
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Funny story:  Horror movie survival techniques

Horror movie survival techniques

I am going to take some horror flick scenarios and offer survival techniques. These have all been tried and tested. I think that's how I'd handle the following situations and advise you to do the same: Premise 1 - Apocalyptic world, you're the only human survivor the rest are blood sucking monsters. You're faced with two problems-loneliness and/or destruction. The upside: it's cool to be one of...
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Funny story:  Mouse genitals grown on human forearm

Mouse genitals grown on human forearm

Following in the footsteps of the recent tissue-engineering breakthrough where a human ear was successfully grown on the back of a mouse, scientists at one of the US' leading Bio-Medical institutions have flipped the process entirely to grow mouse or...
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Funny story:  Recent Study: People More Likely To Pollute Ocean After Oil Spill

Recent Study: People More Likely To Pollute Ocean After Oil Spill

Ocean City, NJ- As if the New Jersey oceans weren't dirty enough, a recent study suggests that people are more likely to pollute the oceans now more than ever. "I see the footage from that Gulf spill and think, is my beer can really going to be th...
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Funny story:  Heskey In, But No Room For Barn Door Or Banjo

Heskey In, But No Room For Barn Door Or Banjo

Emile Heskey has yet again conned his way into an England squad for the upcoming World Cup in South Africa. However, its not all sunshine and roses for Heskey. With the FA only able to afford a measly twenty three seats on the plane, there sadly w...
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Funny story:  Gulf oil spill: BP calls for rival firm Al Quaeda to cap flow

Gulf oil spill: BP calls for rival firm Al Quaeda to cap flow

BP is finally beginning preparations for a serious attempt to curb the massive spill from its leaking well in the Gulf of Mexico by opening negotiations with top level management of their rival terror organization, Al Quaeda. The firms tentativel...
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Funny story:  Sarah on Oprah: Suck My Toes and You Can Meet Andy!

Sarah on Oprah: Suck My Toes and You Can Meet Andy!

In the shortest interview on record, TV Diva Oprah had to cut short a long awaited sit down with the Duchess of York, who admitted she was 'inebriated' after only one Mimosa in her dressing room prior to appearing before millions on US TV. A slig...
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Funny story:  China bans evidence from torture; Texas may soon follow suit

China bans evidence from torture; Texas may soon follow suit

Evidence obtained under torture cannot be used in China's courts, the government has said, weeks after a convicted murderer was set free because his victim turned out to be less dead than previously supposed. Laws banning torture are in place, bu...
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Funny story:  Bosses Accused Of Causing Secretaries To Twist Their Asses

Bosses Accused Of Causing Secretaries To Twist Their Asses

The new dance pad, where a secretary who gets tired of sitting and using the computer all day, can get some exercise and take better care of their back, wrists, etc. has been abused by many bosses say those secretaries. "Someone discovered a new k...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus Can't Be Tamed

Miley Cyrus Can't Be Tamed

Walt Disney Company chiefs are likely to be concerned about the behaviour of one of their stars, children's entertainer Miley Cyrus (writes Olivia Sudden, "The Dirty Dish Who Really Dishes The Dirt That Won't Wash Even In The Dishwasher"). Cyrus...
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Funny story:  US military rejects calls to 'go nuclear' and seal the damn oil spill

US military rejects calls to 'go nuclear' and seal the damn oil spill

The United States military does not have the technology or sufficient knowledge of magic to deal with the devastating oil spill, its highest ranking military officer admitted on Monday night. Admiral Mike Mullet, the chairman of the Joint Chiefs...
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Funny story:  32,000 Quit Social Networking After Nude Pix They Posted Show Up on UTube!

32,000 Quit Social Networking After Nude Pix They Posted Show Up on UTube!

Protesting for "PRIVACY", over 32,000 narcissist social network users have quit the site after intimate and revealing pictures of graphic sexual nature somehow wound up on Utube. Said Tracy "Hot Lips" Sandowsky, from Asbury Park, NJ, a curvaceous...
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Funny story:  Capellos' not so magnificent 7

Capellos' not so magnificent 7

After much deliberation, The Italian, who looks like he's left his false teeth at home, has finally mumbled. He has named the 7 which will remain at home and have the luxury of watching the World Cup on their 60 inch LCD TVs, while guzzling a bottle...
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Funny story:  Duchess of York Sarah Ferguson May Sell Her Hair To Keep On Top Of Hair Raising Debt

Duchess of York Sarah Ferguson May Sell Her Hair To Keep On Top Of Hair Raising Debt

Some say Fergie's debts amounts to 7 million dollars, and, after being caught ginger handed trying to cash in on her former husband Prince Andrew, Fergie is now rumored at looking for legitimate business money raising ideas. Forgiving Prince Andr...
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Funny story:  Final Tweets from Slain Al Qaeda Leader Mustafa Abu Yazid.

Final Tweets from Slain Al Qaeda Leader Mustafa Abu Yazid.

Al Qaeda says dead leader Mustafa Abu Yazid, its No. 3 man and commander of its operations, who was killed with his wife, and three of his daughters, was a religious (!) user of Twitter.com, and Tweeted up until his final seconds. Yazid, an Egyptian national, is believed to be the first Al Qaeda member to use Social Networking. The Pentagon has released translated Tweets from the dead terro...
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Funny story:  Timothy Leary Returns as Video Dispenser of Goodies

Timothy Leary Returns as Video Dispenser of Goodies

New York, City, Soho. The Moody Blues remember Timothy Leary, "…he is on the outside looking in". The famous line meant that Leary was somewhere on the other side of sane, looking back at the rest of humanity. Leary got to that other side by cons...
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Funny story:  George Soros Bet to Obama: "You Can't Ruin US in One Term"

George Soros Bet to Obama: "You Can't Ruin US in One Term"

NEW YORK CITY - Recently, some have argued that Obama is completely, utterly incompetent and clueless, to include comments that infomercial pitch-men Billy Mays and "the Slap-Chop guy" would have been "a thousand times better." At the same time, fina...
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Funny story:  Hit Moose Have It Out For Ted Nugent

Hit Moose Have It Out For Ted Nugent

Local Alaskan law enforcement agencies were shocked recently to learn of a plot by local moose to do in redneck rocker Ted Nugent during a concert here. The normally quiet, vegetarian moose have been in a tither since his concert posters were first p...
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Funny story:  Memorial Day

Memorial Day

Memorial Day is a US holiday observed every year on last Monday of May to commemorate US soldiers who died while in military service. We conducted a nationwide survey to find out what this historic day means to the people. Here is what people answered: Working professional - Finally, a long weekend! I am going for a vacation. Vegas, maybe? Blue-collar worker paid hourly - No money to be m...
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Funny story:  Israeli Commando Sprains Ankle In Boat Fiasco

Israeli Commando Sprains Ankle In Boat Fiasco

Israeli commando Yashmak Topol was today rushed to hospital in Tel Aviv with a suspected sprained ankle when a goodwill visit to a flotilla of aid ships in international waters went disastrously pear shaped. It's thought that the Israeli commandos...
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Funny story:  Bees Descend on Wall Street, Get the Boot

Bees Descend on Wall Street, Get the Boot

A swarm of about 15,000 bees descended on Wall Street yesterday, startling New York natives and visitors alike. A New York Police Department officer, a bee expert, came to the rescue, "vacuumed" up the bees and packed them in a screened pen to be tr...
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Funny story:  Justin Bieber Says He Received A Very Flirty Text Message From American Idol's Siobhan Magnus

Justin Bieber Says He Received A Very Flirty Text Message From American Idol's Siobhan Magnus

SELMA, Alabama - Justin Bieber performed to a sell out crowd of 40,000 at Selma's Cotton Balls Coliseum. Afterwards he was asked how his concert tour of the Old South is going. The Canadian born Bieber remarked that it is going great and added tha...
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Funny story:  Millions remember Dennis Hopper by watching "Easy Rider" high

Millions remember Dennis Hopper by watching "Easy Rider" high

VENICE, CALIFORNIA-Among the tributes pouring in for recently-deceased countercultural film icon Dennis Hopper, is one those close to him say he would have appreciated more than anything: watching Hopper's award-winning Easy Rider whilst in a sta...
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Funny story:  President Obama Says He'll Be Shutting Down The University of Arizona and Arizona State University

President Obama Says He'll Be Shutting Down The University of Arizona and Arizona State University

MEXICALI, Mexico - President Obama was in Mexicali, Baja California, speaking before a gathering of The Muchachos and Muchachas Maracas Makers Union of Mexico. He was asked by a reporter for The Mexicali Morning Serape newspaper if he did not feel...
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Funny story:  Car Boot Sale A Bit Of A  Let Down

Car Boot Sale A Bit Of A Let Down

The inaugural car boot sale held in the grounds of Saint Juste The Same school in Frigghall On Sea turned out to be not quite the money spinning cash cow the organisers had hoped for. Mayor Sully Birdkrapp expressed his disappointment that only ni...
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Funny story:  Britain's Got Talent: Alesia Vasmitsel, A Pole Dancer From Surrey Struts Her Stuff

Britain's Got Talent: Alesia Vasmitsel, A Pole Dancer From Surrey Struts Her Stuff

LONDON - A 30-year-old blonde from Surrey took the Britain's Got Talent stage and wooed the crowd as well as the judges. Alesia Vasmitsel, who works as a pole dancing instructor, performed her number and afterwards there were a lot of folks in the...
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Funny story:  Led Zeppelin Releases "The Worst of Led Zeppelin"

Led Zeppelin Releases "The Worst of Led Zeppelin"

LONDON - After talking about it for years, original Led Zeppelin members Robert Plant, Jimmy Paige, and John Paul Jones have taken the advice of a 14-year-old fan, Miley June Suskington, who lives in Pimlico, England and they put together a collectio...
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Funny story:  German Führer quits amid row over military deployment into Czechoslovakia

German Führer quits amid row over military deployment into Czechoslovakia

German Führer Horst Koehler says he is resigning immediately, following criticism of remarks he made about German military deployments abroad. Mr Koehler had linked missions such as the Sudetenland and eastern Czechoslovakia deployment with Leben...
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Funny story:  President Obama Threatens to Resign Over Memorial Day Flap

President Obama Threatens to Resign Over Memorial Day Flap

"Enough is enough," said President Obama when asked for what seemed the millionth time why he wasn't at Arlington National Cemetery in Washington, D.C. for a Memorial Day Service honoring the country's military men and women. "I am damned if I do, an...
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Funny story:  BP to Duct Tape Oil Spilling Pipe

BP to Duct Tape Oil Spilling Pipe

By now, all have heard of the Oil Spill into the Gulf of Mexico. After many months of arduous brainstorming on how to clean up the oil spill, a team of top government scientists have come to the conclusion that Duct Tape will, once again, be the best...
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Funny story:  Texas Board of Education: It's In There!

Texas Board of Education: It's In There!

Texas -- Amid fierce controversy, the Texas Board of Education has finally approved significant changes to the state's education curriculum for the next 10 years, which could very well impact other states as well. "We opted for simplicity and frug...
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