Funny story:  Queen Elizabeth Accepts A Cameo Role In The TV Series "The Vampire Dairies"

Queen Elizabeth Accepts A Cameo Role In The TV Series "The Vampire Dairies"

HOLLYWOOD - Well it appears that England's Queen Elizabeth has been bitten by the acting bug. The 84-year-old royal highness will appear in a two line cameo speaking role on the hit TV vampire series, The Vampire Dairies. The show's producer Ma...
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Funny story:  Chiles and Bleakley in Stable Relationship

Chiles and Bleakley in Stable Relationship

Popular TV entertainers Adrian Chiles and Christine Bleakley are to host ITV's new breakfast show Waste of Space. Their partnership- they met in panto when she was the front of the horse and he was the back end-was famed for their not needing to u...
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Funny story:  Moat & Spy Swap Sensation

Moat & Spy Swap Sensation

A remarkable connection between the hunt for Raoul Moat and the Soviet/West spy swap has been established. Moat is, in fact, a Soviet spy and Anna Chapman was his contact. They were lovers! The action Moat took after leaving prison meant the Sovie...
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Funny story:  Catholic News: Sperm Murdered! Man Arrested.

Catholic News: Sperm Murdered! Man Arrested.

Father. Handyob of the Catholic Persecution Council said a man had been arrested in a dawn raid at a house in Derry. Catholic police were called after neighbours heard loud banging noises coming from the upstairs bedroom of the terraced house in O...
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Funny story:  Robert Pattinson Tells Kristen Steward About Date With Ashley Greene

Robert Pattinson Tells Kristen Steward About Date With Ashley Greene

"He sure hasn't been himself", stated one guy who has been a sort of unofficial bodyguard since Pattinson was almost ran over by a taxi in New york about a year ago. "He perked up when the Eclipse Movie thing was going on but he kept looking at As...
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Funny story:  Gordon Brown, Sex Machine or Raving Pervert?

Gordon Brown, Sex Machine or Raving Pervert?

' I enjoy sex as much as the next man, or indeed woman.' These opening words seem strange coming from ex- Prime Minister, Gordon Brown. Yet, Gordon (as he insists I call him), seems relaxed discussing his sexuality, which is to feature heavily in his new book, due out later this year. We are more used to Gordon Brown tinkering with the economy and so initially I had expected him to be reserv...
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Funny story:  Lindsay Lohan's Lawyer Says She Quit Because The White Bitch Is Just Way Too Flaky, Fruity, and Nutty

Lindsay Lohan's Lawyer Says She Quit Because The White Bitch Is Just Way Too Flaky, Fruity, and Nutty

LOS ANGELES - Shawn Chapman-Holley, who up until today was Lindsay Dee Lohan's attorney, said she had to quit in order to keep from going crazy. Chapman-Holley shook her head and said, "Damn. Ya know y'all dis here Lohan loon sho nuff be one flaky...
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Funny story:  Dr. Hannibal Lector Named Death Panel Czar By Obama

Dr. Hannibal Lector Named Death Panel Czar By Obama

After waiting until Congress had adjourned, President Obama appointed avowed socialist, Dr. Donald Berwick, to oversee Medicare and Medicaid. Dr. Berwick, who advocates the redistribution of wealth to equalize health care, said he admires the Britis...
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Funny story:  The Tanzanian Mosquito Which Bit Cheryl Cole Giving Her Malaria Has Been Found and Squashed

The Tanzanian Mosquito Which Bit Cheryl Cole Giving Her Malaria Has Been Found and Squashed

LONDON - Derek Hough, boyfriend of Cheryl Cole, gave her a bit of good news when he informed her in her hospital room that he has been told by the government of Tanzania that the mosquito which stung Ms. Cole has been found and squashed by a leader o...
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Funny story:  Lady Gaga Admits That It's True - She Has Cottage Cheese Thighs

Lady Gaga Admits That It's True - She Has Cottage Cheese Thighs

BROOKLYN - Lady Gaga showed some of her fans and passersby that she could also be known as Lady Gag-Gag. The famed singer was seen wearing a black studded teddy, with indigo black fishnet stockings, and midnight black Velcro suspenders that basic...
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Funny story:  Obama and Berlusconi Close to Blockbuster Trade: Madoff & Lohan for Amanda Knox!

Obama and Berlusconi Close to Blockbuster Trade: Madoff & Lohan for Amanda Knox!

With everything up for sale, trade or barter, US President Barack Obama has said to have floated yet another human trafficking scheme, this time to Italy's beleaguered president Silvio Berlusconi. Following the hush-hush hurry up deal to get Anna...
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Funny story:  Raoul Moat arrested after being spotted going commando with Ray Mears and Bear Grylls

Raoul Moat arrested after being spotted going commando with Ray Mears and Bear Grylls

Northumbria - (Ass Mess): Bushcraft run riot? Justice fugitive Raoul Moat was caught after being secretly filmed taking a moonlit dump in the forest with fellow backwoodsmen Ray Mears and Bear 'Panda Face' Grylls. The men had bonded together yea...
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Funny story:  Vodacomms ask Moat to pay his monthly contract or he's in trouble

Vodacomms ask Moat to pay his monthly contract or he's in trouble

Telecom giant Vodacomm has asked Raoul Moat to pay for his monthly contract or they will cut him off. A spokesperson for Vodacomm said "press 1 for payg, press 2 for monthly contract or press 3 to speak to someone in India." Newcastle steroid usin...
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Funny story:  Paul the Psychic Octopus' Tentacles Insured for $1 million each

Paul the Psychic Octopus' Tentacles Insured for $1 million each

Anonymous businessmen from Spain have taken out a professional insurance policy on each one of Paul, the Psychic Octopus' tentacles to the tune of $8 million total to ensure that no harm comes to them before the World Cup Final Match on Sunday. Al...
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Funny story:  Second in a Series: H&R Block CEO Russ Smyth Gets The F-k Out Of Dodge.

Second in a Series: H&R Block CEO Russ Smyth Gets The F-k Out Of Dodge.

It was a bold, striking move that has never occurred before, and has absolutely shocked everyone: An H&R Block CEO quit. This time it was Russ Smyth, the James Belushi-lookalike and former President of McDonalds' Sh-tty Food, European Divisio...
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Funny story:  If You Don't Break it The First Time...  Alan Bennett Back As H&R Block CEO.

If You Don't Break it The First Time... Alan Bennett Back As H&R Block CEO.

Proving that it is always a good idea to remarry your ex-wife, Alan Bennett, who served as Interim CEO of buggy whip manufacturer-slash-tax-preparation company H&R Block for ten minutes in 2008, is back at the helm. Again. "Good thing I d...
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Funny story:  Paul The Octopus: Newsworthy?

Paul The Octopus: Newsworthy?

Seventy years ago Germany was threatening to take over the world. Everyone knows how that ended. Well the second coming is upon us. Paul the Octopus is gaining power, brainwashing the masses, and making (Germany 1:the rest of world 0)-like predictions. Can someone at least get this thing a mustache? Granted, the Hail Paul salute would be difficult to execute for those with but two arms but we'll m...
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Funny story:  H&R Block CEO Alan Bennett: "Ignore Richard Breeden's Hand Up My Ass, I Am Not His Puppet."

H&R Block CEO Alan Bennett: "Ignore Richard Breeden's Hand Up My Ass, I Am Not His Puppet."

Richard C. Breeden, former Chairman of the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission and current Orchestrator of Evil as H&R Block Chairman, has forced the Board to rename Alan Bennett as CEO of H&R Block, the second time he's been CEO in 33 mo...
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Funny story:  Dutch ban all "octopussies" because Paul predicts a Spanish win

Dutch ban all "octopussies" because Paul predicts a Spanish win

In a final desperate attempt to tip the scales in Holland's favour all "octopussies" have been banned out of the country. Dutch aquariums and zoos have been ordered to either turn them into calamaries, chop their tentacles off or extradite them.
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Funny story:  Hospital Patients to clean own Wards

Hospital Patients to clean own Wards

The A&E department of Birmingham's new and prestigious 'Queen Elizabeth Hospital' opened for business last month. The £545million project is due to be fully open and operational by the end of 2011. A report today suggests that the new hosp...
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Funny story:  Health Alert Issued As Heatwave Set To Continue

Health Alert Issued As Heatwave Set To Continue

The Met Office has today issued a severe health warning as parts of the UK are set to see the mercury rise to a sultry 58 degrees Fahrenheit. The 400 page leaflet was produced amid growing concerns that a staggering 96% of British people fail to r...
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Funny story:  Isle of Wight  News - Letters to a teacher from parents of pupils

Isle of Wight News - Letters to a teacher from parents of pupils

Mrs. Amoree Limpert, who has taught at Newby Juniors for the past 30 years, recently published part of her enormous collection of letters which she has received over the years, from parents of her pupils. 1. Dear Miss, Can our Susan be exkuzed from p.e. today coz I'm not feeling well. from Mrs. Prior (Written in Susan's handwriting!) 2. Dear Miss Limpert...
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Funny story:  Paul The Octopus, Everyone's Favorite Bookie, Predicts Spain To Win!

Paul The Octopus, Everyone's Favorite Bookie, Predicts Spain To Win!

Paul the Psychic Octopus, which has predicted six in a row now, has predicted that Spain will defeat Holland in the championship for the World Cup in Football! There was an immediate change in the odds of bookmakers everywhere. "You can't go ag...
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Funny story:  Isle of Wight News - Summer Pictures Wanted

Isle of Wight News - Summer Pictures Wanted

It's that time again on the Isle of Wight for the residents to send in their pictures of summer. These can be any pictures that the reader feels represents a typical Isle of Wight summer. Last year's winner, Mrs Edith Whippersnapper of Newport, sent in a picture of the ferry capsizing in Yarmouth, something that summed summer of 2009 up for most of us, and was a deserved winner. This year, w...
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Funny story:  Jedward Apologizes To Cheryl Cole!

Jedward Apologizes To Cheryl Cole!

After joking that if Cheryl Cole died, she would have a big funeral, Edward Grimes apologized before a group of reporters today. "I simply blabbed something that came into my head. That was stupid", stated Edward Grimes. "I apologize for saying su...
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Funny story:  SuBo fanatics take emergency singing lessons!

SuBo fanatics take emergency singing lessons!

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies were today scrambling to take singing lessons, after it was announced SuBo is looking for a member of the public to duet with. Entrants must create a video of themselves singing 'Silent Night'. "It m...
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Funny story:  Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Sell Their Vampire Sux Bar & Grill To The Dixie Chicks

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Sell Their Vampire Sux Bar & Grill To The Dixie Chicks

HOUSTON - After being the owners of The Vampire Sux Bar & Grill in Houston for only three months, Rob Pattinson and Kris Stewart have decided that the restaurant business is not for them. Pattinson said that both are just too busy with their v...
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Funny story:  English spelling MUST be made easier to keep people out of prison, according to one literacy researcher

English spelling MUST be made easier to keep people out of prison, according to one literacy researcher

A high number of "inconsistencies" in the way basic words are spelt makes it much harder for children to read and write at a young age, it is claimed. Masha Bell, author and literacy researcher, will tell a conference of English teachers on Friday that sweeping reforms are needed to the spelling system to improve children's linguistic skills. Above headline from online Daily Telegraph.
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Funny story:  Isle of Wight News - Newby residents get their wish - vicar to be replaced following scandal

Isle of Wight News - Newby residents get their wish - vicar to be replaced following scandal

The residents of Newby, have at last got their wish. The vicar is to be replaced following a recent scandal involving little Billy Murray, winner of the recent Marrow Growing Competition (see related story). Little Billy, who had bravely wrestled the vicar from the gripping tentacles of Paul the psychic lobster, who'd grabbed the vicar as he was about to bestow a Holy Blessing on him, came for...
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Funny story:  Michael Fish in Octopus Drama with Long Words

Michael Fish in Octopus Drama with Long Words

Following the recent publicity given to Paul the Octopus, fishmongers around the country have reported a spate of predictor fish. Amidst cries of 'Plaice your bets', William Hills have set up shop in Billingsgate to take this phenomenon to the ne...
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Funny story:  Lindsay Lohan's Lawyer Resigns Over Her Being Too 'Touchy'

Lindsay Lohan's Lawyer Resigns Over Her Being Too 'Touchy'

Saying that she has 'personal' reasons for quitting, Lindsay Lohan's attorney, Shawn Chapman Holley, has resigned from representing the actress, right after Lohan received a 90-day sentence from a judge Tuesday. "I believe the sentence was too har...
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Funny story:  What Michael Steele and Spoof Hecklers Have in Common

What Michael Steele and Spoof Hecklers Have in Common

It seems like there has never been a time when Michael Steele, Chairman of the Republican Party, wasn't at the core of some scandal or being asked to step down by his own party members, yet he hangs on with a vengeance. The latest row between Steele and the GOP came when Steele claimed that President Obama owned Afghanistan and the United States should not be fighting a war there. Obviously, S...
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Funny story:  Susan Boyle wants you to sing a long a Susan

Susan Boyle wants you to sing a long a Susan

The Scottish singer and acclaimed philanthropist, Susan Boyle, is searching for a nobody who wants to be a somebody to duet with. Speaking in her best English so that nothing will be lost in translation, Miss Boyle announced that she would love to...
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Funny story:  Dumb Blondes Riot After Lindsay Lohan Found Guilty

Dumb Blondes Riot After Lindsay Lohan Found Guilty

New York, NY-- Thousands of dumb blondes went crazy in Manhattan on Friday after learning actress Lindsay Lohan will be sent to prison for violating her probation. The shallow starlet was sentenced on Tuesday, but it took three days for the dumb bl...
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Funny story:  Derek Acorah finds Raoul Moat

Derek Acorah finds Raoul Moat

World famous, silver haired psychic, Derek Acorah was approached by Northumberland police to locate Britain's Most Wanted Man, Raoul Moat. Acorah, ever the showman, performed the psychic search on national television, in a show on Channel 5 entitl...
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Funny story:  Media softsoaping Britain ahead of Cheryl Cole RIP?

Media softsoaping Britain ahead of Cheryl Cole RIP?

London - (Quinine News): Reptops are preparing the nation for the very worst. Worse than Germany 4 England 1. More excruciating than Nadal 6-4 7-6 6-4 against Murray. But... way more telegenic than some daftass Spain-fellating psychic octopus!...
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Funny story:  Borrowing to invest - the £800,000,000,000 lie

Borrowing to invest - the £800,000,000,000 lie

What does borrowing to invest mean? Essentially it is buying or building of an asset with the aim of returning a profit/benefit/value/service/income to the investor above and beyond the transaction and borrowing costs perhaps in perpetuity. A good ex...
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Funny story:  Derek Acorah accused of eating Paul the psychic octopus

Derek Acorah accused of eating Paul the psychic octopus

Sensational psychic, Derek Acorah, turned out to be quite a good chef when he appeared on Good Morning Liverpool this morning, serving up a dish of calamari with garlic and lemon on a best of schnitzel. It was while the hosts, Fill and Phern, wer...
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Funny story:  World Cup Ref in Uxbridge!

World Cup Ref in Uxbridge!

Premier League official Howard Webb has been chosen to referee Sunday's World Cup final between Netherlands and Spain in Johannesburg, Fifa has confirmed. However, following the recent outrage in which a clear England goal was disallowed, Fifa hav...
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Funny story:  World Cup 2010 - Comments, quotes, & Funnies!

World Cup 2010 - Comments, quotes, & Funnies!

So here is a collection of South Africa World Cup England 2010 Statements, comments & Funnies Assembled by unpaid decrepit reporter Inchcock Chambers * What's the difference between the England World Cup team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer. * News Flash: Huge spike in sales of pink fairy tutus at Glastonbury Festival 2010 by blokes too embarrassed to wear their Eng...
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Funny story:  British holidaymakers 'waste £16 buying euros at the airport'

British holidaymakers 'waste £16 buying euros at the airport'

A study conducted for the Post Office claims that holidaymakers who buy euros at British airports rather than on the high street waste £16 on the average transaction. The analysis found that most travellers tried to change an average of £10 yet o...
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Funny story:  Lady Gaga to run for President

Lady Gaga to run for President

In a move that has shocked the globe, controversial pop star Lady Gaga has announced her intention to run for the Presidency of the USA in the 2012 elections. The singer (real name Stefani Germanotta) announced the shock decision yesterday, and it...
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Funny story:  Secret Spy Raoul arrives in Vienna

Secret Spy Raoul arrives in Vienna

Moat in Vienna - In a bizarre twist to the Cheryl Cole malaria controversy, famed Mastermind finalist Raoul Moat has appeared in the arrivals lounge in Vienna Airport, Europe. Flanked by 2 burly bouncers who may also be US agents if their Raybans...
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Funny story:  Psychic Octopus In Hunt For Moat

Psychic Octopus In Hunt For Moat

In the last week, Northumbria police have called on criminal psychologists and survival experts to help them locate suspected killer Raoul Moat, without success. But then, octopus keeper Hans Acht, at the german Sea Life centre put an ordnance su...
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Funny story:  Stephen Hawking banned from robot wars

Stephen Hawking banned from robot wars

British brainbox Stephen Hawking has told Sky news that he has been banned from taking part in Robot wars. Speaking from his computer Mr Hawking said "I could beat anyone in that arena and i think thats why the BBC have banned me" A BBC spokesman...
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Funny story:  1950s Quotes - They make you think...

1950s Quotes - They make you think...

How things change eh? This list was complied by Inchcock Chambers, our decrepit unpaid reporter for you perusal and enjoyment. Here are some quotes from people in during the 1950's. (1) "I'll tell you one thing, if things keep going the way they are, its' going to be impossible to buy a weeks groceries for £10." (2) "Have you seen the new cars coming out next year? It won't be long when £...
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Funny story:  Global Warming Exposes Rare Find

Global Warming Exposes Rare Find

Crew members aboard the ice-breaker vessel, UB. Fregot, on a scientific exploration mission to the North-Pole were shocked beyond belief when a polar ice-cap collapsed right in front of their ship exposing 10,000 perfectly preserved corpses. Upon...
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Funny story:  Local Man On The Mend - Enjoys Strange Afternoon At Country Inn

Local Man On The Mend - Enjoys Strange Afternoon At Country Inn

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, currently recovering from a beer wound to the thumb, today ventured out of the house with a dual purpose. Part one of today's expedition involved delivering a sick note to his employer. Shuttlecock was not warmly received, but he didn't really care, because part two of the expedition involved a visit to a country inn in most pleasant surroundings. Like a river,...
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Funny story:  Belgians "Will they Blend"?

Belgians "Will they Blend"?

YouTube viral advert creator, Tom Dickenson, has been contacted by the Belgian government to help with their dead. Due to a lack of space for cremation or burial within their borders, the Belgians wondered "Will they blend"? Dickenson is famous fo...
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Funny story:  Police to make reward for the arrest of Raoul Moat 20k by tomorrow

Police to make reward for the arrest of Raoul Moat 20k by tomorrow

After Psychic octopus predicted that Newcastle hard as nails man Raoul Moat would not be caught until sometime next year, the Northumberland police have increased the reward money to £20,000 ($17.76). Speaking at a live news conference at 3am this...
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Funny story:  Raoul Moat Flouts Water Ban Shock

Raoul Moat Flouts Water Ban Shock

Police have lengthened their search to find crazed gardener Raoul Moat. Mr Moat, whose surname is Latin for water, disappeared a week ago whilst on his lunchbreak at Hoskyns Garden Centre Geordieland. He had previously displayed anger at the proposed...
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Funny story:  LeBron James to Cavaliers: Bye, F'ers!

LeBron James to Cavaliers: Bye, F'ers!

LeBron James, one of the most cowardly, selfish men who have played the game, has decided to get the f-k out of Dodge, announcing that he will be ball-hogging and running selfish picks-and-rolls as a member of the Miami Heat: "This fall I am fina...
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Funny story:  911 Call: Urkel Just Punched Me In The Sweater-Meat.

911 Call: Urkel Just Punched Me In The Sweater-Meat.

Police say that Jaleel White, the man who spent years playing "Urkel" on "Family Matters", and the subsequent years proving that he was the giant douchebag he portrayed, is being investigated for allegedly punched Bridget Hardy, his baby's mother, in...
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Funny story:  Lindsay Lohan's New Girlfriend Eilat Anschel To Show It All, Boobs, Butt, & Bikini Burger in PlayGuy Magazine

Lindsay Lohan's New Girlfriend Eilat Anschel To Show It All, Boobs, Butt, & Bikini Burger in PlayGuy Magazine

CHICAGO - Lindsay "LiLo" Lohan has just announced that the rumor is in fact true. Her brand, spanking new (no pun intended) girlfriend Eilat Anschel has agreed to appear in a six-page nude layout for PlayGuy Magazine and show it all from her tata's t...
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Funny story:  LeBron James Signs For Miami Heat - Seconded To Manchester City

LeBron James Signs For Miami Heat - Seconded To Manchester City

Ending days of speculation, US beanpole basketball player LeBron James today signed a deal with Miami Heat. With a clause in his contract seconding him to Manchester City FC reserves. City reserve team coach, Ken Dodd, told our man that James was...
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Funny story:  #3 Ask Hank: Trailer Park Pursuit

#3 Ask Hank: Trailer Park Pursuit

Dear Hank, I'm pretty sure my sister in law totally wants me. She's gross, but I guess I'd still go make it happen if I thought my girl wouldn't find out. Doesn't matter. I'm conflicted. On the one hand it would be kind of interesting, but on the other hand my wife might find out. What should I do? Waiting Impatient, Houston Adjacent Dear WIHA, Just what the world needs--another u...
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Funny story:  #2 Ask Hank: Battle over Basement Bunker Becomes Brouhaha

#2 Ask Hank: Battle over Basement Bunker Becomes Brouhaha

Dear Hank, I have a serious issue that needs addressed. I'm a conservative, belong to the NRA and have just finished my bunker cause we all know what's coming in 2012. My damn wife wants to decorate the damn thing and take down all my desert storm pictures. We will be sharing the space with our son who is two right now and our cat Sherman, but I can't give up my plaid couch and plasma T.V. We'r...
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Funny story:  #1 Ask Hank: No Stranger to Prison, Just Strange

#1 Ask Hank: No Stranger to Prison, Just Strange

Ed Note: Hank hails from Pocatello, Idaho, better known as Big Elk Country. For years now, Hank has been the guy to ask for advice on any subject. From what wine to serve at your next exotic meat party to where to take your date hunting, Hank knows it all, and he's willing to share it with you. Ask him anything, and if he can't come up with an answer on his own, he's got a whole slew of experts on...
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Funny story:  Ozone Depletion Causing More Havoc

Ozone Depletion Causing More Havoc

A recent discovery has exposed more chemical toxins adding to the air pollution over our nation's largest cities. As the ozone layer weakens allowing more UV radiation to penetrate our atmosphere, common man-made products are starting to break down c...
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Funny story:  Porn King Ron Jeremy and Anna Chapman To Star in The X-Rated "Spy On My Pecker"

Porn King Ron Jeremy and Anna Chapman To Star in The X-Rated "Spy On My Pecker"

LOS ANGELES - G-Spot Productions in association with Gladiator Pictures has just informed the entertainment media that porn king Ron Jeremy will star with Russian spy Anna Chapman in the x-rated motion picture Spy On My Pecker. Jeremy, who has app...
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Funny story:  Revolutionary New Cycle Ab Builder

Revolutionary New Cycle Ab Builder

A freelance engineer by the name of Tommy Lardas has revolutionized the physical fitness industry with his Cycle Ab Builder. This incredible new device combines the mobility of a bicycle with the power crunching physical exercise of sit-ups. Tommy Lardas had this to say about his revolutionary, mobile piece of gym equipment. "I have always enjoyed riding my bicycle, not only is it non-poll...
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Funny story:  Justin Bieber Says He'll Visit Lindsay Lohan In Prison

Justin Bieber Says He'll Visit Lindsay Lohan In Prison

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Teen heartthrob Justin Bieber has reportedly told one of his close friends Kim Kardashian that he plans to visit Lindsay Lohan once she gets settled into her new jail cell at The Zsa Zsa Gabor Prison For Women in Los Angeles. Jus...
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Funny story:  Levi Johnston Says The Only Reason He Badmouthed Sarah Palin Was Because His Ex-Girlfriend Kathy "The Red Cougar" Griffin Made Him

Levi Johnston Says The Only Reason He Badmouthed Sarah Palin Was Because His Ex-Girlfriend Kathy "The Red Cougar" Griffin Made Him

WASILLA, Alaska - Levi Johnston, the ex-future son-in-law of the ex-governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin has revealed that the only reason he spoke so badly about Mrs. Palin was because his former 'old' girlfriend Kathy Griffin told him to do so. Johns...
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Funny story:  Frank's Housing Fix Has Insurance Co's "Fired Up"

Frank's Housing Fix Has Insurance Co's "Fired Up"

"If I Can't Sell Your House, I'll Burn It Down!" and that's a Chad Frank Promise! Chicago, IL- It's 9am Thursday morning and dozens of people have gathered at the Holiday Inn Conference Center anxiously waiting to hear from Chad Frank and his "ho...
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Funny story:  The Bonkettes To Reunite

The Bonkettes To Reunite

Sensational news just in! The world's favourite girl band, the Bonkettes have announced that they are to reunite for a series of live gigs after contractual wrangles, and their being relegated to Magazine Section status following their triumphant Chr...
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Funny story:  Isle of Wight News - Resident Protests Sex Shop

Isle of Wight News - Resident Protests Sex Shop

Whippingham - Longtime resident and community leader Marjorie Givens 67 of 2 Bettsworth has protested to Mayor Shovel and Council that the Gilded Lily Flower Shop that recently opened is operating as a sex shop. "This is the last thing that Whippingham needs to distract the youth of our community and give our town a bad name for tourists. I have seen men and women as young as forty and fifty wa...
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Funny story:  Sexy Super Spy Anna Chapman's Ginger Vagina Deported To Moss Cow

Sexy Super Spy Anna Chapman's Ginger Vagina Deported To Moss Cow

Russian stand-up comedienne, super spy, sex bomb, and holder of an allegedly ginger vagina, Anna Chapman, was today deported by US Immigration Services for spying. And having a ginger vagina. Chapman, who allegedly (no reporting restrictions he...
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Funny story:  Barack Obama Vetoes Lebron James Decision To Play In Miami

Barack Obama Vetoes Lebron James Decision To Play In Miami

At seven different times this NBA offseason, Barack Obama has made his wishes known that he wants Cleveland Cavelier's star LeBron James to play for his Chicago Bulls. When James announced his decision to play next season for the Miami Heat, the Pre...
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Funny story:  LeBron James Makes "The Decision" To Play With Miami Heat

LeBron James Makes "The Decision" To Play With Miami Heat

In a press conference on ESPN that was title "The Decision," Cleveland Cavelier star LeBron James announced that he would sign next season with the Miami Heat of the NBA. James, who came out of high school directly to the NBA, has spent his entire c...
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Funny story:  Controller Of Sexy Spy Anna Chapman's Vagina Subject To CIA Manhunt

Controller Of Sexy Spy Anna Chapman's Vagina Subject To CIA Manhunt

Washington DC - Friday - The Central Intelligence (?) Agency today announced the launch of an international manhunt, with the objective of arresting the controller of sexy Russian ginger spy Anna Chapman's vagina. It is thought that since Ms Chapm...
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