Funny story:  Obama's Evil Twin Surfaces In Saudi Arabia

Obama's Evil Twin Surfaces In Saudi Arabia

A Barack by any other name might smell just as sweet, but there is one in Saudi Arabia that is a real stinker. When Sheik al Ghandi, a higher up in Saudi society, made the courageous announcement that nothing in Islam should ban men and women from...
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Funny story:  England's Louise Minchin of The BBC Has Been Asked To Replace Katie Couric As CBS Anchor

England's Louise Minchin of The BBC Has Been Asked To Replace Katie Couric As CBS Anchor

NEW YORK CITY - Top executives of CBS News have reportedly asked BBC presenter Louise Minchin if she would like to move to America and replace Katie Couric as the anchor of the CBS Evening News. One of the top level CBS executives Vice-President W...
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Funny story:  Secret of Obamas British parentage revealed

Secret of Obamas British parentage revealed

Left wing labour leader hopeful Diane Abbot was given a boost for the top job today when it was revealed that the baby she gave up for adoption as a teenager is none other than US president Barack Obama. "Diane has been trying to trace her son for...
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Funny story:  Obama tells Cameron: "Shhhhh! They're gonna bust da Pope!"

Obama tells Cameron: "Shhhhh! They're gonna bust da Pope!"

Washington AC/DC - (Papal Bullshit News): Three hours of blah, blah, Cheryl Cole/Osama's timeshare/BP/Lady Gaga/Mahmoud Ahmadinejad/Raoul Moat/Andy Roddick's penis extension... and it's curtains for Papa Ratzi, baby! That's the upshot of the Obama...
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Funny story:  Local Man In Tree Trauma Incident

Local Man In Tree Trauma Incident

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, hasn't had a great deal to shout about recently, as he recovers from a traumatic accident involving a lamp post and the London Ambulance Service. For a time, things got even worse, as wife Anne sustained a soft tissu...
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Funny story:  The Muppet Wars. Chapter 2: The 'Neighborhood' Turns To Sh-t.

The Muppet Wars. Chapter 2: The 'Neighborhood' Turns To Sh-t.

When Sesame Street debuted in 1969, Mister Rogers' Neighborhood had already been airing on PBS for two seasons. As the elder statesman, Rogers wasted no time bullying the cast and crew of the show he characterized as "Puppets Singing Numbers." "It was stupid sh-t, really," said Muppetmaster Frank Oz, who, in recent years, has taken to wearing a 'Yoda and Grover are NOT the same voice!' T-shirt...
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Funny story:  Zero Liability Voters Skew Election Results

Zero Liability Voters Skew Election Results

The "Zero Liability Voter" is expected to make a major impact in the 2010 and 2012 elections. According to a report from social scientists at the University of Colorado, "if enough of them show up and vote, the results will probably be more of the c...
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Funny story:  NHS To Trial "My Grandmother Swears By It" Medicine

NHS To Trial "My Grandmother Swears By It" Medicine

NHS Chief Execuive Harvey Crippin, has unvieled plans to ditch modern day expensive medicines for more traditional remedies. Speaking outside Charing Cross Hospital Mortuary, he stated; "We will not be spending billions on chemical drugs any longer,...
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Funny story:  America's Got Talent: The Odds on Favorite Is Currently Alice Tan Ridley, Who Happens To Be Gabourey Sidibe's Mom

America's Got Talent: The Odds on Favorite Is Currently Alice Tan Ridley, Who Happens To Be Gabourey Sidibe's Mom

HOLLYWOOD - Nick "The Stick" Cannon, host of America's Got Talent and soon-to-be-papa of his wife Mariah Carey's twin baby girls has never looked happier. He has participated in more of the AGT acts this year than any host in the history of realit...
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Funny story:  Interview with Count Dracula

Interview with Count Dracula

Count Dracula started a crime spree in Transylvania many centuries ago and he has spread his crimes into USA, Canada and Mexico, my name is Lynn Gweeny and I had the pleasure of interviewing Count Dracula Lynn Gweeny: So Mr. Dracula, what do you like to do? Count Dracula: I like to suck blood and turn others into Vampires. Lynn Gweeny: Why do you like to do this? Count Dracula: I need...
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Funny story:  Not satisfied with battering ordinary citizens Chinese police now attack wife of local official

Not satisfied with battering ordinary citizens Chinese police now attack wife of local official

BEIJING: 'Protest' is not a good word in China's lexicon and the abuse that ordinary petitioners suffer at the hands of police and hired goons is regular 'blood sport'. China, obsessed with 'harmony and stability' loves to tell the world how happ...
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Funny story:  Glenn Beck Going Blind:  God's Conservative Big-Mouth Smite-Trifecta is 2/3 Complete

Glenn Beck Going Blind: God's Conservative Big-Mouth Smite-Trifecta is 2/3 Complete

God has showed the Conservative Pundit-world His smiting Pimp-Hand, as revealed when Right Wing dickbag Glenn Beck said he has learned he has Macular Dystrophy, and could go blind within a year. Speaking before a crowd of 16 at his "American Reviv...
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Funny story:  Sandra "The Kissing Bandit" Says That Next She'd Like To Kiss Anna Chapman

Sandra "The Kissing Bandit" Says That Next She'd Like To Kiss Anna Chapman

AUSTIN - Sandra Bullock sat happily on the front porch of her Austin mansion, which she has named Casa La Sandra, playing with her little boy Louis Bardo Bullock. Her maid, Mattie, whom she has known for many years asked her if she was finally ove...
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Funny story:  Nobody Comes To Alien's Birthday Party

Nobody Comes To Alien's Birthday Party

William B Shuttlesworth from the Planet Neptunia in the Galaxy of Orgon 6, shed tears of betrayel and sadness when not one of his 'friends' turned up to his 15th Birthday party. Oink oink. "I had balloons and Rice Krispie buns", William said,...
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Funny story:  Lindsay Lohan: I've Already Been Water Boarded Twice, Boarded Once!

Lindsay Lohan: I've Already Been Water Boarded Twice, Boarded Once!

Clearly, Lindsay Lohan must have watched a lot of television reruns in her youth. Her first day in jail and Lindsay Lohan says that she has been water boarded twice at least, plus she has been boarded, maybe twice. "They took me into a cage lik...
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Funny story:  Robert Pattinson Shows Youth How To Grab Ass!

Robert Pattinson Shows Youth How To Grab Ass!

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart surprised more of their fans by showing up at a small town in Illinois at the showing of "Twilight: Eclipse" as they have been doing for over a week now. "The Movie people have scattered our cast members so that w...
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Funny story:  Bristol Palin And Fiance Levi Johnston Not Going To Do TV's "How To Make A Baby"

Bristol Palin And Fiance Levi Johnston Not Going To Do TV's "How To Make A Baby"

After announcing their re-engagement a few weeks ago, Bristol Palin told reporters that she and her baby's father, Levi Johnston are not going on any kind of television reality show. "None of the rumors are true. We are simply getting married and...
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Funny story:  Arizona Fines Trans Latin American Airlines On Account  Their Flight Attendants Were Serving Spanish Peanuts To The Passengers

Arizona Fines Trans Latin American Airlines On Account Their Flight Attendants Were Serving Spanish Peanuts To The Passengers

TUCSON - The Arizona Plane and Passenger Watchers Federation has just fined Trans Latin American Airlines, which is based in Panama City, Panama, on account two of the flight attendants were serving Spanish Peanuts to the passengers. Sherman Flick...
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Funny story:  Lance Armstrong, Rowan Atkinson and Chevy Chase to Host Pratfall Competition

Lance Armstrong, Rowan Atkinson and Chevy Chase to Host Pratfall Competition

Carrying the working title of "Falling for You", a new cable reality show will pit 16 hopefuls against each other for a prize of $100,000 and the title of "Best Physical Comedian", while Armstrong, Atkinson and Chase will act as series hosts and judg...
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Funny story:  Mick Jagger Says The Rolling Stones May Retire In 2014

Mick Jagger Says The Rolling Stones May Retire In 2014

SOHO, England - Mick Jagger, lead singer of the Rolling Stones since back when the Mediterranean Sea was known as the Mediterranean Creek says that he and his fellow Rolling Stone band mates will probably retire in 2014. Jagger, who is 66, said th...
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Funny story:  Cole's for Newcastle

Cole's for Newcastle

Defying history Joe Cole is going to Newcastle - rumours that he was signing for Liverpool have proved groundless. 'I know where Coles have always felt at home' said Joe 'I want to be with the Magpies.' Meanwhile in the rest of the League trans...
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Funny story:  Killer Robots invade Mecca

Killer Robots invade Mecca

You heard of individuals like Congressman Tom Tancredo suggesting a nuking of Islam's holiest city Mecca, but a mad scientist has unleashed his killer robots on the city of Mecca. The mad scientist gave no explanation as to why he did this, it is...
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Funny story:  Elvis impersonator raps the Elvis songs

Elvis impersonator raps the Elvis songs

An Elvis impersonator who looks and sounds like Elvis Presley, has decided to rap the Elvis songs, performing them in the style of rap music. When asked why he wishes to do this, he replied that it was so he could get the younger kids to go for li...
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Funny story:  Jennifer Anniston Wins Restraining Order!

Jennifer Anniston Wins Restraining Order!

Actress Jennifer Aniston won a restraining order on Tuesday against a man who was found prowling around carrying a sharp object, ten rolls of duct tape, tar, feathers, a vuvuzela, lots of big diapers and other items. Aniston's publicist Henry Davi...
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Funny story:  Somethin' Special

Somethin' Special

There was great rejoicing in the White House (now renamed - temporarily - the Black House) at the presence of Britain's brand new Prime Minister, David Cameron. This was somethin' special! Getting troops out of Vietnam was top of the agenda. 'This...
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Funny story:  Couple Having Sex Slammed To Ceiling During Plane Turbulence!

Couple Having Sex Slammed To Ceiling During Plane Turbulence!

John and Esther Mathers were in the wrong place at the wrong time, mainly aboard the United Airlines plane that ran into so much turbulence that they had to make an emergency landing in Denver, Colorado. Though John and Esther were only bruised, t...
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Funny story:  SuBo fanatics call in an exorcist!

SuBo fanatics call in an exorcist!

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies have been forced to call in an exorcist, after apparently being possessed by an influx of purple scarves. The scarves, which they allege can breathe fire, have been declared as evil by the fanatics.
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Funny story:  Peter Andre "admitted to psychiatric hospital."

Peter Andre "admitted to psychiatric hospital."

Unconfirmed reports seem to indicate that 'singer' Peter Andre has been admitted to a mental institution after suffering a total and irreversible breakdown. Sources are believed to have called for Andre to be sectioned under the Mental Health Act...
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Funny story:  Rush Limbaugh Still Pisses The Bed Says New Bride

Rush Limbaugh Still Pisses The Bed Says New Bride

Although it came out by accident, if you'll excuse the pun, Kathryn Rogers, Talk Show Host, Rush Limbaugh's fourth wife, has stated to friends that Rush still pisses the bed at 59-years old. Kathryn stated that yes it was true. She said she hadn't...
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Funny story:  Hollywood Pool Boy Writes Tell-All Book

Hollywood Pool Boy Writes Tell-All Book

Hollywood stories from personal service staff always being more interesting than those fabricated by publicists, Morrie Wenkler, personal pool maintenance boy to the stars has compiled a blockbuster series of stories from his exclusive customer list.
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Funny story:  Mel Gibson's misunderstood rantings

Mel Gibson's misunderstood rantings

The recent rantings of Mel Gibson so widely reported in all media news has been totaly misunderstood, says his agent Lenard Roman. The F word in Mel's terminology mean't "freakin". The C word mean't "cunning". The W word mean't "Woman". The N word mean't "Northener's". Gibson responded to this reporters questions when asked to explain the various words attributed but misunderstood to his ran...
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Funny story:  Woman leaves husband in search of a "magic" relationship

Woman leaves husband in search of a "magic" relationship

Sylvia Dowstrom of Jackson Mississippi, recently packed up her bags, left a short note for her husband of 38 years, and headed out to Vegas. "Dear John, I am sorry to leave so abruptly after all of these years, but I have fallen in love with Cris...
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Funny story:  Santilli to perform second Moat autopsy

Santilli to perform second Moat autopsy

Northumbria - (ET Mess): The fabled alien pathologist shot to fame after conducting a series of high profile post mortems on tragic alien celebs such as Princess Diana and Anna Nicole Smith. This week he has been hired by Raoul Moat's family to pe...
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Funny story:  Nick Griffin Ratzinger prepares to meet his Mom at Buckingham Palace garden party!

Nick Griffin Ratzinger prepares to meet his Mom at Buckingham Palace garden party!

London - (Blackshirt News): It's the greatest day of his pathetic fascist life. The BNP's poster boy for unbridled corruption is preparing to meet birth mom Queen Elizabeth at a Buckingham Palace garden party on Thursday. At 2pm tomorrow Grif...
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Funny story:  Legal Loop Hole Will See Murders Back On The Streets

Legal Loop Hole Will See Murders Back On The Streets

A loop hole in the law has been discovered which could lead to those previously sentenced to life in prison to be back on the streets just hours after their death. This news will come as a blow to campaigners, following the recent high profile cas...
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Funny story:  Shetland  Sex Tourist Business in Tatters as Conspiracy Sends Visitors to Isle of Wight Instead!

Shetland Sex Tourist Business in Tatters as Conspiracy Sends Visitors to Isle of Wight Instead!

Tourist ministers are considering a Restraint of Trade injunction against certain satire writers after a concerted conspiracy has been alleged of a Public Relations Campaign to divert badly needed Tourist Dollars to the Isle of Wight from the Shetla...
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Funny story:  Fall From Grace

Fall From Grace

Attractive blonde photogenic 17 year-old Grace Ford - who fell 90ft from an apartment block in Majorca, has become the latest person to be injured while Defenestrating - the latest craze sweeping holiday resorts around the world. Defenestrating,...
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Funny story:  Liverpool Sign Danny Wilson

Liverpool Sign Danny Wilson

Liverpool manager Roy Hodgson has made his second signing of the summer this morning, bringing in the former Barnsley, Sheffield Wednesday, Bristol City, MK Dons, Hartlepool United and Swindon Town manager, Danny Wilson. It's a surprise, in that,...
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Funny story:  Hyde that United

Hyde that United

Beleaguered non-league football club, Hyde United, are no more. After struggling with financial woes for three years, and nearly going out of existence twice only to be saved at the eleventh hour on both occasions, it is the end of the road for Hyde...
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Funny story:  Mom Becomes Daughter's BFF after Mistakenly Sending Her to Co-Ed Summer Camp

Mom Becomes Daughter's BFF after Mistakenly Sending Her to Co-Ed Summer Camp

Katherine (Kate) Doonswan woke up on Saturday morning, made herself a cup of coffee and decided to check her e-mails. When she saw that she had a message on her Facebook wall from her daughter Serena, who was away at summer camp, she was surprised. "...
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Funny story:  Shakira Says She Would Love To Be The Next Woman That Sandra Bullock French Kisses

Shakira Says She Would Love To Be The Next Woman That Sandra Bullock French Kisses

LEXINGTON, Kentucky - Shakira performed before a standing room only crowd at Lexington's famed Colonel Stonewall Jackson Commemorative Coliseum and was asked some questions backstage. The gyrating Colombian firecracker was asked if she has ever pu...
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Funny story:  Lindsay Lohan Reports To Prison and Says She Hates Her Orange Prison Jumpsuit and Asks To Exchange It For A Lavender One

Lindsay Lohan Reports To Prison and Says She Hates Her Orange Prison Jumpsuit and Asks To Exchange It For A Lavender One

LOS ANGELES - The little lost and misunderstood girl of California, Lindsay Lohan has turned herself into the Lynwood Correctional Institute, whose official name is The Zsa Zsa Gabor Prison For Women. Prisoner #362426 showed up on time and had her...
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Funny story:  The Three Justin's, Justin Bieber, Justin Timberlake, and Justin Guarini To Record "Girl I'll Let You Touch My Vuvuzela, If I Can Touch Your Whoop De Doo

The Three Justin's, Justin Bieber, Justin Timberlake, and Justin Guarini To Record "Girl I'll Let You Touch My Vuvuzela, If I Can Touch Your Whoop De Doo

LOS ANGELES - The three singing Justin's, Bieber, Timberlake, and Guarini were in the recording studio recording a song co-written by Kara DioGuardi and Shania Twain. The song is titled "Girl I'll Let You Touch My Vuvuzela, If I Can Touch Your Who...
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Funny story:  Sarah "The Geography Guru" Palin Has Messed Up Again

Sarah "The Geography Guru" Palin Has Messed Up Again

MANCHESTER, New Hampshire - Well the woman who says that Africa is a country, Lake Michigan is an ocean, and who still boasts that she can see Russia from her front porch has done it again. "Snowflake" Sarah Palin has made another geographic faux...
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Funny story:  Don't Blame Coke for Porn; the Company is Outdated and Clueless

Don't Blame Coke for Porn; the Company is Outdated and Clueless

We'd expect some kind of controversy from a Pepsi promotion because Pepsi is hip, it's now, it's happening, unlike Coca-Cola, it's backward-thinking rival. So when we heard that Coca-Cola had been caught posting porn messages on teens walls on Facebo...
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Funny story:  Joe Cole Looking Forward To Anfield Link Up With Wayne Rooney

Joe Cole Looking Forward To Anfield Link Up With Wayne Rooney

Sources inform us that Joe Cole kind of put his foot in it when talking to reporters about signing up for Liverpolitan giants, Liverpool FC - by saying that he was looking forward to linking up with Wayne Rooney, at the club. Following a somewhat...
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Funny story:  John Lennon is alive and living in a Monastery in India

John Lennon is alive and living in a Monastery in India

John Lennon faked his death so that he could sneak off the India to live in a Buddhist Monastery as he got fed up with the demands for The Beatles to get back together. He was also tired of Yoko Ono nagging him, not to mention he was tired of her awful singing as well. John Lennon was wearing a bullet proof vest when he was allegedly shot, then he had a plastic body set for cremation, so tha...
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Funny story:  Jesse James Buys Maricar The Dominatrix Her Very Own Harley Davidson Motorcycle

Jesse James Buys Maricar The Dominatrix Her Very Own Harley Davidson Motorcycle

LONG BEACH, California - One thing about Maricar The Whip-Cracking Dominatrix is that the girl certainly knows how to get around. After appearing on the talent reality show America's Got Talent she dated Sandra Bullock's ex-husband "Messy" Jesse B...
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Funny story:  Cheryl Is Gagging For It!

Cheryl Is Gagging For It!

Cheryl Tweedy - Cole, depending on your preference - is currently reported to be absolutely "gagging for it" after being hammered down to within an inch of her precious life by the evil tropical malaria sickness. Thing. Wor Cheryl, the feisty Geor...
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Funny story:  Parasailing Donkey Had Something Stuck Up Its Arse

Parasailing Donkey Had Something Stuck Up Its Arse

Police in southern Russia are investigating allegations of animal cruelty after a donkey was made to parasail with something stuck up its arse, Russian media report. The donkey was sent up into the sky last week by entrepreneurs hoping to attract...
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Funny story:  Michael Moore will run for President in 2012

Michael Moore will run for President in 2012

Michael Moore the controversial filmmaker has announced that he is going to run for President in 2012 under the Socialist Workers Party banner. Michael Moore said he wishes to have 80% of income be taxed, and he wishes to eliminate the Armed Force...
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Funny story:  New law in North Korea requires all persons accused of crimes to plead Guilty to the charges

New law in North Korea requires all persons accused of crimes to plead Guilty to the charges

Kimberly Jong Illness, the highly feared unquestioned dress wearing Dictator of North Korea is at it again, he was watching a U.S. court program on TV, and said he hates the idea that a person can plead not guilty and go to trial for the crimes they...
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Funny story:  Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome - 100 Orgasms A Day - Is It Too Much?

Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome - 100 Orgasms A Day - Is It Too Much?

It's no laughing matter for sufferers of Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome - a condition, which as its name suggests, leaves sufferers of the condition in a constant state of sexual arousal. A bit like a junkyard dog with two dicks. Sufferers...
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