Funny story:  'Global Warming' Sends Britain Into Further Chaos!

'Global Warming' Sends Britain Into Further Chaos!

A severe weather warning has been re-issued for this afternoon, with more snow predicted for southern England and Greater London. Heavy falls across large parts of Britain brought widespread disruption and prompted authorities to warn against trav...
View ''Global Warming' Sends Britain Into Further Chaos!'
Funny story:  Napoleon Mouseheart retreats from Edinburgh

Napoleon Mouseheart retreats from Edinburgh

The all-conquering English leader Napoleon Mouseheart had tried to invade Scotland from England with his superbly organised army, but today had to order them to retreat from the outskirts of Scotland's capital city of Edinburgh, due to the appalling...
View 'Napoleon Mouseheart retreats from Edinburgh'
Funny story:  Abominable Snowwoman Spotted By Edmund Hillary On Everest

Abominable Snowwoman Spotted By Edmund Hillary On Everest

May 29,1953. Nepal. The legendary abominable snowwoman was today spotted by New Zealand mountaineer Edmund Hillary, just before he reached the peak of Mount Everest with his guide Sherpa Tensing. 'It was a very frightening sight', Hillary said, us...
View 'Abominable Snowwoman Spotted By Edmund Hillary On Everest'
Funny story:  Doctor Says Virgin Miley Cyrus Got The Clap From Standing Ovation

Doctor Says Virgin Miley Cyrus Got The Clap From Standing Ovation

A physician specializing in the treatment of venereal disease said that a Penicillin shot should clear Miley Cyrus from a dose of the clap. He also stated that it was entirely possible that the young woman, who he said is much more girlish than woma...
View 'Doctor Says Virgin Miley Cyrus Got The Clap From Standing Ovation'
Funny story:  Who reads TheSpoof.com?

Who reads TheSpoof.com?

An internet site known as TheSpoof.com is fast becoming one of the most read sites for people who want to be entertained for free. Some people have run across this site by accident, others have been fortunate enough to have someone drop them the site address online and still others have been bold enough to post it on their FACE BOOK site so EVERYBODY will get the chance to read the funny stuff...
View 'Who reads TheSpoof.com?'
Funny story:  Mississippi Schools to Ban Reading

Mississippi Schools to Ban Reading

In an effort to delist Mississippi as the third-lowest ranking school in national test scores of reading ability, Governor Haley Barbour has decided to ban reading in public schools: "The people of the great state of Mississippi will no longer tolera...
View 'Mississippi Schools to Ban Reading'
Funny story:  Fraternity Files Suit to Trademark "Greek"

Fraternity Files Suit to Trademark "Greek"

Sophomore Chuck Waszniewski was sick and tired of being mistaken for someone else at parties. "I'd just run up on this girl on the dance-floor, double-fisting, you know how I do, and we'd start grinding. I'd park right up on that bumper and tail-...
View 'Fraternity Files Suit to Trademark "Greek"'
Funny story:  Gary Glitter Dead Again.

Gary Glitter Dead Again.

Shamed Glam Rock pervert Gary Glitter was found dead again last night. Postmortem results have confirmed that this time Gadd, real name Paul Michael Gadd, wasn't hung in a fictional TV drama, but was in fact a victim of food poisoning. A spokesper...
View 'Gary Glitter Dead Again.'
Funny story:  'Gorgeous' George Galloway in punch-up with Egypt police

'Gorgeous' George Galloway in punch-up with Egypt police

El Arish, Gaza - (Rioters): Bethnal Green and Bow MP George Galloway has been involved in a huge punch-up with Egyptian police. He was at the head of a convoy of 150 trucks delivering high grade North Korean explosives....er, 'aid!' - to oppresse...
View ''Gorgeous' George Galloway in punch-up with Egypt police'
Funny story:  Uri Geller is world's biggest bender

Uri Geller is world's biggest bender

Uri Geller, father of Michael "Wackson" Jacksonson's real children and celebrity conjurer, was today named as the World's Biggest Bender. The title was taken from Culture Club lead singer and Big Brother loser, motorcycle cop George Michael, who h...
View 'Uri Geller is world's biggest bender'
Funny story:  Paris Prostitutes Falling On Hard Times

Paris Prostitutes Falling On Hard Times

French ladies of the night have fallen on hard times in Paris as the economy has hit them also, and even discount coupons, two-for-one specials and other offers have helped only a little. That's when one lady, Bambi Star (not her real name) decide...
View 'Paris Prostitutes Falling On Hard Times'
Funny story:  Horny Woman Rams Hand Through Restaurant Window

Horny Woman Rams Hand Through Restaurant Window

Police say a woman punched through a McDonald's drive-through window because the Chicken McNuggets she ordered weren't available. Police were called Monday to the restaurant They say 36-year-old Helen Damation was treated for injuries, then jai...
View 'Horny Woman Rams Hand Through Restaurant Window'
Funny story:  Much Controversy Over Taylor Swift New Double Album: "Best Of Country"

Much Controversy Over Taylor Swift New Double Album: "Best Of Country"

No one does country music like new sensation, Taylor Swift, no matter if it's a slow ballad or a tail-shaking boot stomping boogie! But the selections on her latest, "The Best Of Country" is leaving several people shaking their heads. Swift told r...
View 'Much Controversy Over Taylor Swift New Double Album: "Best Of Country"'
Funny story:  Katy Perry dumps Russell Brand

Katy Perry dumps Russell Brand

London - (Satanic Sluts Mess): It's just one week Since Russell Brand was seen going down on US model Katy Perry, on bended knee, outside the Taj Mahal. And now the wedding's off! The pair were spotted this afternoon outside Squiffany's of Bond...
View 'Katy Perry dumps Russell Brand'
Funny story:  Al Gore hiding in cave in Afghanistan

Al Gore hiding in cave in Afghanistan

Al Gore has gone into hiding and is believed to be in a cave in Afghanistan. Gore has reportedly fled because he has been snowed under with letters, emails and writs because of the problems he has caused people with his global warming lectures. Ma...
View 'Al Gore hiding in cave in Afghanistan'
Funny story:  Mariah Carey Celebrates Movie Award with New Bustier

Mariah Carey Celebrates Movie Award with New Bustier

Reportedly stumbling through her acceptance speech as well as across the stage on her exit, Mariah Carey nearly fell out of her new, dramatically "pushed up" bustier while receiving an industry movie award. Giving a new meaning to the term "seriou...
View 'Mariah Carey Celebrates Movie Award with New Bustier'
Funny story:  Zac and Vanessa To Perform For The U.S. Troops In Detroit

Zac and Vanessa To Perform For The U.S. Troops In Detroit

HOLLYWOOD - Zac Efron's agent has just confirmed that he and Vanessa Hudgens have agreed to perform a concert for the American combat troops currently stationed in Detroit. Hayden Applebocker, Efron's agent said that he has been approached by the...
View 'Zac and Vanessa To Perform For The U.S. Troops In Detroit'
Funny story:  Tiger get's some good news and some bad news

Tiger get's some good news and some bad news

Tiger Woods has been getting some good news lately. Some of his big time sponsors are sticking by him and he has even gotten a few new ones. However he has also gotten some bad news and is going to need a lot more than new sponsors as his assets...
View 'Tiger get's some good news and some bad news'
Funny story:  Joan Rivers Barred From Boarding An Airplane In Costa Rica Because She's The Wrong Gender

Joan Rivers Barred From Boarding An Airplane In Costa Rica Because She's The Wrong Gender

BANANAVILLE, Costa Rica - Comedienne Joan Rivers was not allowed to board a plane bound for Newark, New Jersey because her passport read Joseph Rosenberg instead of Joan Rosenberg her real name. The airline agent identified as Eppie De La Nutterwo...
View 'Joan Rivers Barred From Boarding An Airplane In Costa Rica Because She's The Wrong Gender'
Funny story:  Man Demands Preferential Treatment As Lesbian

Man Demands Preferential Treatment As Lesbian

A Rhode Island man has demanded that his company and state government give him the same preferential treatment that they currently give to Lesbians. Jack Thimble has also demanded that his children, spouse, and other family members receive the same...
View 'Man Demands Preferential Treatment As Lesbian'
Funny story:  Palin to Become Rhodes Scholar

Palin to Become Rhodes Scholar

In a surprising development, Sarah Palin's decision to quit the governorship of Alaska has been tied to her acceptance of a Rhodes scholarship to Oxford University. The Right Honorable Lord Patten of Barnes, chancellor of Oxford, released a prepared...
View 'Palin to Become Rhodes Scholar'
Funny story:  Too Many Cooks Spoil Broth

Too Many Cooks Spoil Broth

"La Shite", the upscale local restaurant specialising in shite food has gone into liquidation after blowing a wad of cash by buying in a bunch of TV chefs purely for a publicity stunt. Ugly, craggy-faced gonad-featured Gordon Ramsey, Marco-Pierre...
View 'Too Many Cooks Spoil Broth'
Funny story:  Spoof Writer Taken To Hospital in Drunk and Comatose State; No Change After 24 Hours Except He's Less Drunk

Spoof Writer Taken To Hospital in Drunk and Comatose State; No Change After 24 Hours Except He's Less Drunk

Spoof writer and union rabble rouser Ian Skoobinski was taken to a local hospital after being discovered in a drunk and catatonic state. His wife found him passed out by his favorite recliner and in front of their television set. A study of televis...
View 'Spoof Writer Taken To Hospital in Drunk and Comatose State; No Change After 24 Hours Except He's Less Drunk'
Funny story:  Upset Amnesiac Reveals "I Thought I'd Married A Virgin, But Found Out She'd Been Sleeping With Me For Three Years"

Upset Amnesiac Reveals "I Thought I'd Married A Virgin, But Found Out She'd Been Sleeping With Me For Three Years"

Donald Riverton is upset and seeking counseling for a unique situation. The 24 year old school teacher, who is a recovering amnesiac and a school teacher in the Clark County school system, says that he thought he was marrying a girl who was pure and...
View 'Upset Amnesiac Reveals "I Thought I'd Married A Virgin, But Found Out She'd Been Sleeping With Me For Three Years"'
Funny story:  Brown Leadership challenge

Brown Leadership challenge

Gordon Browns leadership is again under attack with calls for a secret ballet. Meanwhile Brown was at a No coordination centre sorry a Snow Coordination centre in London. When you think about it though maybe he should be in a no coordination cent...
View 'Brown Leadership challenge'
Funny story:  'The Hillary Clinton Monster Face' by Bobby Pickle and the Crypt-Kicker Five

'The Hillary Clinton Monster Face' by Bobby Pickle and the Crypt-Kicker Five

'I was working in the lab, late one night When my eyes beheld, a terrible sight For my monster from her slab did arise And suddenly, to my surprise She pulled a face She pulled a monster face She pulled a face It annoyed in a dash A monster face It was a monster face She pulled a face She pulled a monster face From my laborat'ry in, the castle east I sure was scared, of this mad b...
View ''The Hillary Clinton Monster Face' by Bobby Pickle and the Crypt-Kicker Five'
Funny story:  Obama Family Feasts On Organic Cow Pies

Obama Family Feasts On Organic Cow Pies

Washington DC-- The Obama family has discovered the perfect breakfast food and they are eager to share their find with anyone who will listen. The Obamas have replaced their sugary breakfast cereals and donuts in exchange for nutritious and deli...
View 'Obama Family Feasts On Organic Cow Pies'
Funny story:  Women Upset At Men Administering New TSA Security Screening

Women Upset At Men Administering New TSA Security Screening

The new security screening device being tested by the T.S.A. has come under fire for the lack of privacy and for the intensity of the scan. The machine sees through clothing and can reveal intimate parts of a person's anatomy or undergarments. Wo...
View 'Women Upset At Men Administering New TSA Security Screening'
Funny story:  Warren Beatty Comes Clean - It Wasn't 12,755 Women, It Was Only 9,871

Warren Beatty Comes Clean - It Wasn't 12,755 Women, It Was Only 9,871

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Warren Beatty says that when he read that he had slept with 12,755 women he smiled and then he started laughing. He said that he was not sure of the number, but he felt that the figure of 12,755 was too high. So he went up into h...
View 'Warren Beatty Comes Clean - It Wasn't 12,755 Women, It Was Only 9,871'
Funny story:  MPs demand Brown heart attack

MPs demand Brown heart attack

Over 100 Labour MPs have signed an open letter demanding Gordon Brown has a non-fatal heart attack. The move comes as the Labour party is looking at desperate measures to ensure a hung parliament. Senior Labour backbencher Oliver Army said: "A...
View 'MPs demand Brown heart attack'
Funny story:  Stallone Suffers Woodworm Injury

Stallone Suffers Woodworm Injury

Sylvester Stallone is recovering following an attack of woodworm during filming of his latest movie "Rocky Rambo". The woodworm is thought to have entered in his neck and worked it's way into his skull, thus missing his brain by several feet. Stal...
View 'Stallone Suffers Woodworm Injury'
Funny story:  A Black Girl This Time

A Black Girl This Time

The eleventh woman linked to international world famous golfer today was Traycee Shaniqua Johnson, a 27 year old black cocktail waitress. According to sources, she had boasted about the realationship to several friends, one of whom eventually called...
View 'A Black Girl This Time'
Funny story:  Brown's Bailout for Bankrupt Britain

Brown's Bailout for Bankrupt Britain

Gordon Brown revealed his controversial plan to plug the black hole in Britain's finances today, with the launch of his new website cashforgord.web. The scheme will be publicised by extensive media advertising. In an exclusive interview he explain...
View 'Brown's Bailout for Bankrupt Britain'
Funny story:  Gordon Brown Admits "We've Run Out Of Gas".

Gordon Brown Admits "We've Run Out Of Gas".

Gordon Brown today confirmed what everyone already suspected. This Labour Government has run out of gas. "There's not much left and the forecast is looking very gloomy" said the troubled PM. Things have got so bad that Lord Mandy Stalin has b...
View 'Gordon Brown Admits "We've Run Out Of Gas".'
Funny story:  "Man" Changes Mind After Sex Change Operation

"Man" Changes Mind After Sex Change Operation

M. Woods of England (first name withheld upon request) moved to Thailand last year to complete gender reassignment surgery (more commonly known as a sex change operation). The male comedy writer said that he wanted to be a woman, and had felt that w...
View '"Man" Changes Mind After Sex Change Operation'
Funny story:  Jamaica: The Number One Ally On The War On Terror

Jamaica: The Number One Ally On The War On Terror

It turns out that one of America's favorite places to drink rum, listen to Reggae, and get mugged five blocks from their hotel, has revealed itself as one of America's strongest allies in the War On Terror. For decades, Americans have enjoyed the...
View 'Jamaica: The Number One Ally On The War On Terror'
Funny story:  Anonymous Staffer Reveals Obama Spent Hawaiian Christmas Vacation Looking For Birth Certificate

Anonymous Staffer Reveals Obama Spent Hawaiian Christmas Vacation Looking For Birth Certificate

An anonymous White House staffer named Rex Stubble, speaking on conditions of anonymity, said that Barack Obama's Christmas Hawaiian vacation's main purpose was to attempt to find or create a birth certificate. The President has apparently been sea...
View 'Anonymous Staffer Reveals Obama Spent Hawaiian Christmas Vacation Looking For Birth Certificate'
Funny story:  Anorexics Lindsay Lohan and Calista Flockhart to star in Celebrity Biggest Loser

Anorexics Lindsay Lohan and Calista Flockhart to star in Celebrity Biggest Loser

The Biggest Loser, Celebrity Edition has signed two noted actresses to appear in their upcoming season. Movie actress Lindsay Lohan and television actress Calista Flockhart will appear on episodes to begin televising in March. These actresses hav...
View 'Anorexics Lindsay Lohan and Calista Flockhart to star in Celebrity Biggest Loser'
Funny story:  Megan Fox Upset By Presidential Grope: "If Obama Wants To See My Naked Titties, He Can Look On the Internet Like Everyone Else"

Megan Fox Upset By Presidential Grope: "If Obama Wants To See My Naked Titties, He Can Look On the Internet Like Everyone Else"

Actress Megan Fox, star of a lot of really bad Hollywood movies that don't really matter, had a run-in with President Barack Obama on her Hawaiin vacation over the Christmas Holidays. The starlet, known mostly for her two talents and an ass that won...
View 'Megan Fox Upset By Presidential Grope: "If Obama Wants To See My Naked Titties, He Can Look On the Internet Like Everyone Else"'
Funny story:  CNN Bans The Foul-Mouthed Kathy Griffin For Life!

CNN Bans The Foul-Mouthed Kathy Griffin For Life!

NEW YORK CITY - One of America's foulest mouthed females has gotten herself banned from CNN. Kathy Griffin, aka "Potty Mouth" was told by a spokesperson for CNN that due to the fact that she uttered the F word a total of 69 times during her live t...
View 'CNN Bans The Foul-Mouthed Kathy Griffin For Life!'
Funny story:  Indianapolis Colts Decide To Rest Starters Until Super Bowl

Indianapolis Colts Decide To Rest Starters Until Super Bowl

The Indianapolis Colts have decided to rest all of their starting players in the playoffs until the team reaches the Super Bowl. A spokesman said that "people like Peyton Manning are just too important to risk in playoff games or conference cham...
View 'Indianapolis Colts Decide To Rest Starters Until Super Bowl'
Funny story:  Danyl Johnson, Olly Murs, and Lloyd Daniel Join To Form Boy Band - X-Factory

Danyl Johnson, Olly Murs, and Lloyd Daniel Join To Form Boy Band - X-Factory

LONDON - Simon Cowell, CEO of 19th Hole Productions and ex-boyfriend of Pixie Lott, has verified the rumor that had been circulating between London and Portsmouth. Three of this years X-Factor male contestants have joined to form a trio. The three...
View 'Danyl Johnson, Olly Murs, and Lloyd Daniel Join To Form Boy Band - X-Factory'
Funny story:  'Twilight' Movies Really Good - Pattinson And Stewart Excellent - Gervais And Dee

'Twilight' Movies Really Good - Pattinson And Stewart Excellent - Gervais And Dee

It was something of a surprise when British comedians Ricky Gervais and Jack Dee - both renowned for their sardonic wit - came out unanimously in support of the Twilight movies starring teen heart-throbs Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. Speak...
View ''Twilight' Movies Really Good - Pattinson And Stewart Excellent - Gervais And Dee'
Funny story:  Conjoined Twins Marry Conjoined Twins, Having Sex Problems

Conjoined Twins Marry Conjoined Twins, Having Sex Problems

Conjoined twins Berniece and Euniece Watson's recent marriage to conjoined twins, Jack And Goff Spume has gotten off to a rocky start. At least on their wedding night. The fire department had to come and later, the rescue squad, both having it's h...
View 'Conjoined Twins Marry Conjoined Twins, Having Sex Problems'
Funny story:  Queen's Russian Christmas Day Shocker At Gritter Lorry Collapse In Glacial Royal Vagina!

Queen's Russian Christmas Day Shocker At Gritter Lorry Collapse In Glacial Royal Vagina!

Sandringham - (True Grit): A Do Not Resuscitate tattoo on her octogenarian arse has proved too much for the scrapyard rustbucket sent in to grit the royal innards. A Russian Christmas Day present from Prime Monster Vladimir Pootin the gritter lorr...
View 'Queen's Russian Christmas Day Shocker At Gritter Lorry Collapse In Glacial Royal Vagina!'
Funny story:  Bond Franchise Dumps Director Mendes for Mike Myers

Bond Franchise Dumps Director Mendes for Mike Myers

While still in the planning phase for the next 007 film, and having secured Daniel Craig again for the lead role, the James Bond franchise holders have decided to pull their directorial offer to Sam Mendes of 'American Beauty' and 'Road to Perdition'...
View 'Bond Franchise Dumps Director Mendes for Mike Myers'
Funny story:  "Not In A Gay Way" To Enter Street Dictionary

"Not In A Gay Way" To Enter Street Dictionary

The much used term, "Not in a gay way" is to be included in the next edition of the ever popular 'Street Talk Dictionary.' The dictionary describes the origins of the term as 'uncertain' and its usage as frivolous and light hearted, usually a rema...
View '"Not In A Gay Way" To Enter Street Dictionary'
Funny story:  UK Residents Build Low Cost Igloos

UK Residents Build Low Cost Igloos

Following a joint drive by UK local authorities,to encourage low-cost housing, the residents of Dona Street, Stockport have designed and built their own environmentally friendly solution. Stockport Council is the first to express an interest in expan...
View 'UK Residents Build Low Cost Igloos'
Funny story:  Tigers Balls for sale on Ebay

Tigers Balls for sale on Ebay

The last golf balls used by Tiger Woods in a major golf championship are up for sale on ebay. Some people think that the last golf balls used by Tiger could be worth a fortune because there is a chance he may never return to the golf course because...
View 'Tigers Balls for sale on Ebay'
Funny story:  Conjoined Twins Deny Split - No Nine Irons Involved

Conjoined Twins Deny Split - No Nine Irons Involved

At a hastily convened press conference here at the Oasis Motel here in Chattanooga (Coo Choo!) celebrity conjoined twins Mary and Terry McBriar, tearfully denied that they had split with their spouses, conjoined twins Buck and Percival Pissgums, star...
View 'Conjoined Twins Deny Split - No Nine Irons Involved'
Funny story:  A cure for dartitis

A cure for dartitis

Dartitis pronounced dart-eye-tis is a condition suffered by dart players who for some psychological reason cannot release the dart. A lot of dart players suffer from it but it was first recognised when former 5 times champion of the World Eric Bristo...
View 'A cure for dartitis'
Funny story:  Mr Ed the talking horse speaks out

Mr Ed the talking horse speaks out

Mr Ed the talking horse has been speaking out after the announcement that all odds in future are going to be in decimal rather than traditional starting prices. For example 5-2 will now be 3.5. When we spoke to Mr Ed at his stable in Newmarket he...
View 'Mr Ed the talking horse speaks out'
Funny story:  High Diver dies in freak accident

High Diver dies in freak accident

A Spanish man died today when his record attempt to high dive into a bucket of water from 30,000 feet failed. Daredevil Miguel Smith had previously set records for leaping over a speeding train, being run over by 10 cars and being eaten by an elep...
View 'High Diver dies in freak accident'
Funny story:  The Tiger, The Lionman & Mr Sheen

The Tiger, The Lionman & Mr Sheen

The Tiger alias Tiger Woods the Lionman Craig Busch and Mr Sheen alias Charlie Sheen have to meet to discuss their downfall caused by their treatment of women. Tiger Woods the worlds greatest golfer is in a lot of trouble because he has had more b...
View 'The Tiger, The Lionman & Mr Sheen'
Funny story:  14 Month Old Boy Injured In Chop Stick Drama

14 Month Old Boy Injured In Chop Stick Drama

Birmingham Chinese restaurant Mr Wong's was closed last night following a bizarre incident. A 14 month old boy narrowly escaped death when he was mistaken for a number 52, chicken in black bean sauce. The boy suffered minor brain injuries when Gor...
View '14 Month Old Boy Injured In Chop Stick Drama'
Funny story:  How To Write Limericks What Don't Scan

How To Write Limericks What Don't Scan

Fixated with parts of the body and can't write for tuppence? Wish you you could even write a limerick correctably? Then here is the template for the perfect poemtry: There once was a tit who was an adolescent fixated git He couldn't even write just an incy wincy ickle bit The Moon rhymed with June The git churned out garbage that his 5-year old sister could better at a shot And they all cri...
View 'How To Write Limericks What Don't Scan'
Funny story:  'Dem Onion' by Barack Obama and The Bleatles

'Dem Onion' by Barack Obama and The Bleatles

The 'Prefab One' continued his impressive musical career by releasing 'Dem Onion' with his band The Bleatles. These are the lyrics: 'I didn't mention Iraqi oil fields You know, the place where gold flows Well, here's another place I won't take on A place which everyone knows Rules the U S of A Dressed up as a democracy Taking out my Dem onion (sniff sniff) I forgot about Gaza City, m...
View ''Dem Onion' by Barack Obama and The Bleatles'
Funny story:  What Pushkin Should Have Done

What Pushkin Should Have Done

The great poet Pushkin sat at his desk. It was late at night and he was busy finishing another epic poem about love and honour. "This will surely win me another award" he thought to himself. Suddenly his wife burst into the room, sobbing. "My darling, what has caused you so much distress?" asked the poet. "It's the guardsman, Dantes. He is telling all Moscow that I have an enormous wart on my b...
View 'What Pushkin Should Have Done'
Funny story:  Wife Doesn't Commit Act Of Treason By Writing A Dull Soap Opera About Food

Wife Doesn't Commit Act Of Treason By Writing A Dull Soap Opera About Food

An unfunny wife today was charged with treason by the Unfunny Committee of Unamerican Lack of Humor for daring to drone on and on about chilli peppers, about as interesting as anything else that is American, i.e. not interesting at all. 'I had jus...
View 'Wife Doesn't Commit Act Of Treason By Writing A Dull Soap Opera About Food'
Funny story:  Scientists want to get hold of Warren Beatty's Penis

Scientists want to get hold of Warren Beatty's Penis

Warren Beatty has become somewhat of a celebrity, not for his acting talents, but for his bedroom talents. The Academy of Penile Science in Berkley California are hoping to get hold of Warren's penis to study it now, or after he is deceased. Pe...
View 'Scientists want to get hold of Warren Beatty's Penis'
Funny story:  Bad Darts Organisation

Bad Darts Organisation

Darts fans who have been watching the PDC World Darts Championship from Alexandra Palace in London which was won by Phil The Power Taylor have been treated to the best quality darts in any darts competition ever as there were over 500 scores of 180,...
View 'Bad Darts Organisation'
Funny story:  Whiteout Hits UK - Gay Community And BNP Ecstatic

Whiteout Hits UK - Gay Community And BNP Ecstatic

As the big freeze brought Arctic conditions to parts of the UK, with snow tumbling from the sky like wet confetti, roads blocked by ice and abandoned vehicles, and the entire transport infrastructure in tatters, at least certain minority groups had r...
View 'Whiteout Hits UK - Gay Community And BNP Ecstatic'
Funny story:  Ava-Monroe Johnson's Kazakh relatives in Dannielynn Birkhead-esque legacy fight

Ava-Monroe Johnson's Kazakh relatives in Dannielynn Birkhead-esque legacy fight

Los Angeles - (Reuterus): Fears of a Borat-style Kazakh custody and inheritance farce loom over the bereaved Johnson family. So far there's little actual likelihood of a Virgie Arthur/Judge Larry Seidlin/Howard K Stern/Larry Birkhead public punchu...
View 'Ava-Monroe Johnson's Kazakh relatives in Dannielynn Birkhead-esque legacy fight'
Funny story:  Man City Table Leeds United Bid

Man City Table Leeds United Bid

World's richest football club Manchester City have shocked the footballing community this afternoon ahead of the January transfer window by slapping in a transfer bid to buy the entire Leeds United team after the Yorkshiremen defeated City's city riv...
View 'Man City Table Leeds United Bid'
Funny story:  Poetry Doubts

Poetry Doubts

Does my lack of poetic training show? Does the prose in my 'poems' properly flow? Is the imagery clear for all to see? Or are my bored readers just laughing at me? Does a carpenter make good cupboards right from the start? Do his dovetails fit snugly? Are doors straight and smart? Is everything perfect, with no tiny gaps? Or do the doors swing wide open, and the shelving collapse? Do m...
View 'Poetry Doubts'
Funny story:  France Adopts A Brand New Flag

France Adopts A Brand New Flag

PARIS - The French government realizing that they have to get with the program and become politically correct has decided to replace their country's traditional flag with one that is much more appropriate and in keeping with the modern day French att...
View 'France Adopts A Brand New Flag'
Funny story:  ZZ Top To Open For Susan Boyle In Houston

ZZ Top To Open For Susan Boyle In Houston

HOUSTON - The little ol' band from Texas, ZZ Top has just celebrated their 40th year in the rock and roll business. And the word on the streets of Houston is that the band has agreed to open up for Susan Boyle when she performs at The Oil Well Dom...
View 'ZZ Top To Open For Susan Boyle In Houston'
Funny story:  Limericks

Limericks

Limericks are fun, aren't they, children? And they're easy to write too. There are five lines in a limerick, with the first, second and last lines rhyming with each other, and the third and fourth lines rhyming with each other as well. Limericks were a great source of fun in the long-ago days when there were no Playstations, and there was relatively little to do apart from chew stalks of grass,...
View 'Limericks'
Funny story:  Ode to Jimmy, Bogie, and Eddie G.

Ode to Jimmy, Bogie, and Eddie G.

We're losing our rights and privileges Our lives swoon in a whirl The guilty sneer unpunished While the victims meekly twirl It wasn't like this so long ago When right and wrong were clear As we held to a code of honor Like life itself, t'was dear Cagney, Bogart and Robinson: Understood what this code was about And if anyone tried to screw with them They'd simply rub'em out. We...
View 'Ode to Jimmy, Bogie, and Eddie G.'
Funny story:  Why I can't do things in a GROUP

Why I can't do things in a GROUP

I should have known better, but she put on a good speal and I bought in. Apparently all my problems could be fixed if I were to get all my energy points in alignment. Stress and tension would vanish and I would be able to see clearly through my third eye. After the first lesson the only stress I had was from the thought of going backā€¦ It was Tai Chi and I had seen it in action when my son part...
View 'Why I can't do things in a GROUP'
Funny story:  Lesbian Lane-Now has New Name

Lesbian Lane-Now has New Name

Who knows who is and who isn't but then who cares is the attitude of most Hollywood know it alls. What seems to have a lot of people in an agitated state this week is a local newspaper report that asks the pertinent question; "If you live on Les...
View 'Lesbian Lane-Now has New Name'
Funny story:  Nursing Home Administrator Investigated

Nursing Home Administrator Investigated

It has come to light that the Twilte Nursing Home Administrator in Tampa Florida has been selfishly keeping gifts meant for the residents for himself. The nursing home administrator Clyde Klochmeyer was recently investigated and found to have more...
View 'Nursing Home Administrator Investigated'
Funny story:  Billy Connolly To Take The Reins At Turf Moor

Billy Connolly To Take The Reins At Turf Moor

Following Owen Coyle's shock defection to Bolton Wanderers, Burnley Chairman, Frank Sideboard this evening announced that the Premier League club already had it's eye on a possible successor. "We're giving serious consideration to offering Billy C...
View 'Billy Connolly To Take The Reins At Turf Moor'
Funny story:  Spineless Co-joined Twins Slither into Miss Universe History!

Spineless Co-joined Twins Slither into Miss Universe History!

Buenos Aires - In a twist of fate, or perhaps just twisted in general, the co-joined McBriar twins, Terry and Mary, sung and bounced their way into the hearts of thousands in Buenos Aires and millions around the world in the international Miss Univer...
View 'Spineless Co-joined Twins Slither into Miss Universe History!'
Funny story:  Auction website investigates  FLAKE

Auction website investigates FLAKE

The top auction site on the internet is investigating a seller who has put up for bids one million snow flakes with a starting bid of $1.00 per flake. The seller has a rating of 0 and has had no prior dealings either selling or buying on the site.
View 'Auction website investigates  FLAKE'
Funny story:  Top Secret, Don't Tell

Top Secret, Don't Tell

It was reported today by White House Correspondent Joyce Amagone that the First Lady is becoming restless in her big house and looked to her aide for something to do. A suggestion was made that perhaps the First Lady could have her own reality sho...
View 'Top Secret, Don't Tell'
Funny story:  Rosie is still trying to annoy Donald Trump

Rosie is still trying to annoy Donald Trump

Already breaking news regarding Rosie O'Donnel posing nude in a gay women's magazine, this top line celebrity has gone one step further and has asked the publication Play Girl to let her pose nude for them. Famous for getting Levi Johnston's ful...
View 'Rosie is still trying to annoy Donald Trump'
Funny story:  Tripod Towers To Surpass Burj Dubai Within Weeks

Tripod Towers To Surpass Burj Dubai Within Weeks

Burj Dubai, the 828m (2,716ft) skyscraper out in the gulf is currently enjoying it's spell as the world's tallest building, but US developer Bargis 'The Tripod' Tryhol, is promising that his own project will surpass the Burj within weeks. And he c...
View 'Tripod Towers To Surpass Burj Dubai Within Weeks'
Funny story:  POTUS Demands Nigerian Bomber Must  Receive New Penis Before Prosecution!

POTUS Demands Nigerian Bomber Must Receive New Penis Before Prosecution!

President Hussein Obama, Jr., reacted strongly against calls to prosecute the 'Nigerian Bomber' until he 'got his Johnson Back', according to Press Secretary Robert Gibbs, himself no stranger to being called a 'dick less C**** by critics. Umar Far...
View 'POTUS Demands Nigerian Bomber Must  Receive New Penis Before Prosecution!'
Funny story:  Belichick Admits that Casserly Stole High School Sweetheart

Belichick Admits that Casserly Stole High School Sweetheart

The verbal dueling continued between CBS analyst Charley Casserly and Patriots head coach Bill Belichick. On Monday, Belichick had asked: "Who's been wrong more than Charley Casserly since he left the Redskins?" Belichick said. "His percentage is li...
View 'Belichick Admits that Casserly Stole High School Sweetheart'
Funny story:  Queen of England "drops her drawers"

Queen of England "drops her drawers"

The Queen is embarrassed about an incident recently which occurred at the Palace. It was reported that she was in her private quarters where she has her own computer set up and was reading through the satire stories about her family on thespoof.co...
View 'Queen of England "drops her drawers"'
Funny story:  An E-Mail Rant - Moron E-Mail

An E-Mail Rant - Moron E-Mail

Originally the section title here was going to be "More on E-mail", but then I realized the little play on words does a better job of describing the subject matter. I just can't stand the way some people in the workplace use e-mail for political purposes rather than for basic communication which is of course what it was designed for in the first place. I don't think the people who created the ea...
View 'An E-Mail Rant - Moron E-Mail'
« Dec 2009 January 2010 Feb 2010 »
Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun
 
1st
32
2nd
47
3rd
26
4th
65
5th
67
6th
82
7th
64
8th
60
9th
60
10th
33
11th
64
12th
72
13th
54
14th
64
15th
66
16th
31
17th
40
18th
54
19th
53
20th
34
21st
37
22nd
49
23rd
42
24th
34
25th
43
26th
50
27th
66
28th
40
29th
48
30th
49
31st
31

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 5 multiplied by 4?

1 18 21 20


Go to top ^