Funny story:  Third Intruder to WH Dinner Identifed as Terror Watchlister

Third Intruder to WH Dinner Identifed as Terror Watchlister

In another example of just how secure US Security Agencies can make a secure White House function, it was revealed today that a third uninvited intruder managed to make his way past security and into the Double Secret Security Clearance Only, WH dinn...
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Funny story:  Hairy Cunnyjoined Twins Meet  Scrotum Conjoined Pissgums On Line, Expect Romance But Wind Up Getting Waxed!

Hairy Cunnyjoined Twins Meet Scrotum Conjoined Pissgums On Line, Expect Romance But Wind Up Getting Waxed!

In yet another cyberspace romance gone tragically wrong, the UK Cunnyjoined twins, Rachel and Mary Katherine McBriar were horribly disappointed after they finally met up with their internet chat room friends, the diabolical Pissgum Conjoined Twins,...
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Funny story:  Michelle leaves White House in a huff

Michelle leaves White House in a huff

White House correspondent James O'Day followed up on a story regarding the First Lady's hasty retreat yesterday right after breakfast at the Presidential mansion. No one has seen or heard from her since she left and secret service big wigs are hea...
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Funny story:  One Co-Joined Twin Gets Scholarship Offer to Harvard, While Other Only Gets Accepted At Community College

One Co-Joined Twin Gets Scholarship Offer to Harvard, While Other Only Gets Accepted At Community College

Mary McBriar is the class Valedictorian. Her co-joined twin sister Terry is passing only because she has been able to copy Mary's papers over the years (she failed both study hall and lunch). This week, Mary received word that she will have a full...
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Funny story:  Co-Joined Twin Upset That Sister Was Named Prom Princess and She Wasn't

Co-Joined Twin Upset That Sister Was Named Prom Princess and She Wasn't

Mary McBriar cannot understand what she did wrong. She was friendly to everyone in the school, she made sure to welcome all of the new students. She volunteered at all activities and stayed long after many had left. She thinks that she is attracti...
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Funny story:  Gordon Ramsay hires Uri Geller for a day

Gordon Ramsay hires Uri Geller for a day

Gordon Ramsay hired Uri Geller for a day to film a new cookery programme for television but there was trouble right from the start. Geller well known television psychic and mind guru wanted to make Chicken Pizzas and ordered a whole chicken for ea...
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Funny story:  Mummified remains of Glenn Frey and Don Henley found in ancient Sakkara necropolis

Mummified remains of Glenn Frey and Don Henley found in ancient Sakkara necropolis

Cairo - (Grateful Dead Sea Scrolls): "Was this where the ancients first wrote Hotel California?" Egypt's Head of Antiquities Dr Zahi Hawass asked at a news conference today. The Cairo University Professor of Archaeology was unveiling a number of...
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Funny story:  Co-Joined Twins Admit That "Life Is Not Roses" During Their Menstraul Cycle

Co-Joined Twins Admit That "Life Is Not Roses" During Their Menstraul Cycle

Co-Joined Twins Admit That "Life Is Not Roses" During Their Menstrual Cycle Co-Joined Twins Mary and Terry McBriar admitted today that life is not always pleasant between them. The pair, who just turned eighteen, said that the worst time that the...
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Funny story:  Co-Joined Twins In Arguement as One Wants to Pose Naked While Other Makes Chastity Vow

Co-Joined Twins In Arguement as One Wants to Pose Naked While Other Makes Chastity Vow

Co-Joined twins Mary and Terry McBriar have reached a crossing point in their relationship. Mary, who insists on dragging her sister to church every Sunday, took a Chastity vow this week and has covenanted with her Savious to remain a virgin until m...
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Funny story:  The Lord of the Things Part 1

The Lord of the Things Part 1

Gwarthar was the Thrang of Prabbab, he had slain the two-headed Urkurog of Fnarwong, he had found the mighty three-edged Sword of Zoj and regained the golden treasure of Akebor (which was currently sitting safely in the bank vault of Hesbock). But all these previous adventures, of which I am sure you are familiar so I will not waste time repeating them here - all these adventures were nothing comp...
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Funny story:  iMscrewed - Your Most Important iPhone App

iMscrewed - Your Most Important iPhone App

Unemployed Americans, and those soon to be unemployed, can now download an iPhone App to help them cope with having their jobs shipped overseas, their tax dollars given to the bankers running our economy and their very lives sold to billionaires in n...
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Funny story:  Fiord, Renauld Release New Hybrid Car for Women

Fiord, Renauld Release New Hybrid Car for Women

What started as a slippery collaboration between engineering teams from both Fiord Motor Company and Renauld Motors, had firmed up to become a strong partnership on a new Hybrid Mini, marketed towards women. The two-person, egg-shaped Hybrid prove...
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Funny story:  Free fries in San Francisco

Free fries in San Francisco

The Sea Lions have disappeared from the San Francisco Bay area and the Mayor wants to keep the tourists coming even if the attraction is not there. While there is still no clue as to where these creatures have gone. Many researchers have gathered...
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Funny story:  British Royal Harpist Has Jail Sentence Dropped

British Royal Harpist Has Jail Sentence Dropped

A former British royal harpist, who performed at the wedding of Prince Charles, walked free from court on Friday after being given a community order for handling stolen goods and attempted fraud. Apparently, the Prince himself had put in a good wo...
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Funny story:  Tiger sperm in great demand

Tiger sperm in great demand

Breaking news story from one of our editors has just revealed that "one" of the women who has claimed to have bedded the TIGER is now selling his sperm online. Meri Figrillo, a hostess from a pizza parlor in Las Vegas, claims that "not all of the...
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Funny story:  Adam Lambert And Lady Gaga Get Together

Adam Lambert And Lady Gaga Get Together

Although there was much talk about Chris Brown being at a New Year's Party given by Lady Gaga at the Fontainesbleau, it's the fact that she has been seen several times lately with Adam Lambert that getting all the attention. Of course, being seen...
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Funny story:  Angelina Loses It After Drunken Naked Brad Pitt Shows Up At Door

Angelina Loses It After Drunken Naked Brad Pitt Shows Up At Door

According to neighbors, there was a big fight a couple of weeks ago in which they could not help overhearing from standing in their yards in the wind and snow. "It's not everyday that you see a drunken nude Brad Pitt get out of a car and go up t...
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Funny story:  Smell-o-vision now a reality

Smell-o-vision now a reality

If you have ever wondered how long it would take before someone came out with a way to let you enjoy the smell of things you see on your TV screen, wonder no longer. A new company in Mount Pheasant, Nebraska has now made this a reality. A new tech...
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Funny story:  Spectacular Venus/Mercury conjunction or Feast of Fools comet?

Spectacular Venus/Mercury conjunction or Feast of Fools comet?

London - (Epifanny): Lords of Misrule comedians in Downing Street beware. Splayed deceptive low in the skies above Buckingham Palace the brilliant Twelfth Night conjunction augurs a grim and long-awaited bloody good riddance. Like the notorious...
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Funny story:  'Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da' Barack Obama's latest hit single

'Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da' Barack Obama's latest hit single

'Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da' Barack Obama's latest hit single: 'Barry has a job that means he does f*** all Michelle thinks the world now wants him banned Barry says to Michelle 'Girl, I've become useless' Michelle says this as she eats a hotdog stand: 'Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da Life is fun, bra La, la la, doing nothing 'Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da Life is fun, bra La, la la, in Hawaii sun' Barry takes...
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Funny story:  Blagojevich Dominates New Season of Celebrity Apprentice

Blagojevich Dominates New Season of Celebrity Apprentice

Competing with 13 other television, music industry and sports world stars, former Illinois Governor, Rod Blagojevich seems to be dominating the early rounds of competition in the upcoming season of "Apprentice". Garnering praise from the Donald at...
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Funny story:  Mother's Nose Best

Mother's Nose Best

My mother has come in first place in the annual 'Nose Awards' ceremony that took place in glitzy Swindon. Accepting her trophy on the 1st of January, she said that it was the proudest day of her life - so far this year. She faced stiff competit...
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Funny story:  David Cameron Backs Joe McElderry's Vampire Charity

David Cameron Backs Joe McElderry's Vampire Charity

David Cameron has decided to join Joe McElderry's "Hug a Vampire" campaign. Cameron knows he has got a history of asking people to hug dangerous things (flashback to the "hug a hoodie" campaign of two years ago) But Cameron believes he has picked a safe charity to back this time and he is out to prove he understands about the policies of this newly popular section of the community. "Appar...
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Funny story:  Blood Bank/Sperm Bank Launch Donation Competition

Blood Bank/Sperm Bank Launch Donation Competition

Bangor, ME - The Red Cross and Gaia Fertiliy Clinic have launched a donation competition to try and fill shortages in both banks of medical fluids. The blood bank and sperm bank are trying to beat each gallon for gallon in donation for the month of J...
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Funny story:  Retired Doctors Offer Free Help To Teens For Social Diseases

Retired Doctors Offer Free Help To Teens For Social Diseases

Two retired physicians from the state of Minnesota, Dr. Jonathon Meyer and Doctor Jane Stewart are visiting high schools in the United States to talk to teens about offering them free services if they get social diseases. "Before you get to the sc...
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Funny story:  'Magical Mystery Tour' by Barack Hussein and the Obamas

'Magical Mystery Tour' by Barack Hussein and the Obamas

'Roll up Roll up for the mystery tour Roll up Roll up for the mystery tour Roll up And that's an invitation Roll up for the mystery tour Roll up From any nation Roll up for the mystery tour The magical mystery tour Is waiting to take you away Could be Dalmatia today Roll up And that's an invitation Roll up for the mystery tour Roll up From any nation Roll up for the myster...
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Funny story:  Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton; Back In Rehab After Car Slashing Incident?

Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton; Back In Rehab After Car Slashing Incident?

Lindsay Lohan is apparently headed back to rehab instead of jail according to the latest rumor circulating on the internet. On the other hand, the same rumor is going out about Paris Hilton. The story goes that one of her (whichever, both are...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus Offends Orientals Once Again!

Miley Cyrus Offends Orientals Once Again!

A Mad Lib game sheet left carelessly beside a table at a restaurant in Nashville's Printer's Alley, named the Crystal Rose Cafe, has gotten teenage star Miley Cyrus once again in trouble with her oriental followers. Although it is being kept by a...
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Funny story:  World's smallest man lost in World's tallest building

World's smallest man lost in World's tallest building

The Worlds smallest man He Pinping at only 2ft 5 inches was due to open the worlds tallest building today but he was so small he got lost in the crowd and nobody could find him before opening time. The Burj Dubai at 828 metres is the tallest build...
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Funny story:  Philadelphia Eagles Hire Jessica Simpson For Playoff Game

Philadelphia Eagles Hire Jessica Simpson For Playoff Game

The Philadelphia Eagles will travel to Dallas to play against the Cowboys in the first round of the NFL playoffs. In a surprise move, the Eagles signed a new person to their team this morning. It was not, however, a player or a coach. The Eagles h...
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Funny story:  Gordon Brown Weakest Link

Gordon Brown Weakest Link

Ann Robinson, host of (s)hit TV show the Weakest Link, has been trying to set up a weakest link programme for nine UK party political leaders. Although the leaders of the Tory party, the liberal party, the Scottish national party, the British nat...
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Funny story:  Dolly Parton Admits That She Was Born With Large Breasts

Dolly Parton Admits That She Was Born With Large Breasts

Country Music singing star and actress Dolly Parton admitted that she has always had trouble with her large breasts going back to childbirth. "While most babies get a normal, vaginal delivery," said Parton, "mine was a little bit different." "It...
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Funny story:  Leaders Debate when democracy is a farce

Leaders Debate when democracy is a farce

Sky News has come under attack for being undemocratic regarding their leaders debate for the next general election as usual its Labour and Tory no other views allowed as they obviously don't believe in a democracy. Former football referee Frank Sm...
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Funny story:  Obama Spots UFO Over Vacation House In Hawaii

Obama Spots UFO Over Vacation House In Hawaii

Smoki-oki-weedi HI-- President Obama reported today that he observed a flying saucer buzz over his Hawaiian retreat on New Years Eve. The silly president called a news conference in the afternoon. He was very excited about the sighting, and wanted...
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Funny story:  Taylor Swift to Get Breast Implants, Says "Nobody Will Dump Me With Big Titties"

Taylor Swift to Get Breast Implants, Says "Nobody Will Dump Me With Big Titties"

A boob job is in the works for country music star and actress Taylor Swift. The six foot tall singer, famous for her big hair and not-so-big rack, said that her lack of breasts are one of the things that led to her recent break up with movie heartth...
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Funny story:  Obama is hanged in Plains Georgia, Peanut farmers dressed as the KKK  accept responsibility!

Obama is hanged in Plains Georgia, Peanut farmers dressed as the KKK accept responsibility!

Barack Obama was found hanging in Plains, Georgia, well an effigy of him was found hanging. This mysterious act took place in ex-President, Jimmy Carter's back garden! The Feds are worried that the ancient ex-Pres and well known Peanut farmer i...
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Funny story:  Brown Hanged In Scotland as traitor

Brown Hanged In Scotland as traitor

An eff-a-gee of Gordon Brown has been found hanging from a tree in Arbroath Scotland. The dummy looked so real it was almost like the dummy that makes an arse of things in ten downing street. Scottish freedom fighters the Scottish resistance ha...
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Funny story:  Nine Million Snowflakes in Beijing

Nine Million Snowflakes in Beijing

Frosty The Snowman is heading for Beijing after news reports that Nine Million Snowflakes have fallen in the last few hours. Frosty is delighted that the freezing weather is continuing all over the world because as long as this very cold weather g...
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Funny story:  Beatty Sleeps with Entire Female Population of Barstow, CA

Beatty Sleeps with Entire Female Population of Barstow, CA

The secret no longer being a secret, thanks in part to the recently released, unauthorized biography on Warren Beatty's life and apparent good times, new revelations are coming to the forefront as to where Mr. Beatty managed to reach the alleged 13,0...
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Funny story:  BNP in move to deport Doctor Who

BNP in move to deport Doctor Who

At a news conference held at BNP head quarters-the 17th century- BNP leader Nick Griffin announced his parties plans to deport the Doctor if elected. The Doctor who is currently leading the UK opinion polls is originally from the planet Galiffrey whi...
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Funny story:  Jordan (aka Katie Price)  to go into the Big Brother house today

Jordan (aka Katie Price) to go into the Big Brother house today

The news that Jordan is to go into the Big Brother house today came as a big shock to David Cameron. "I wasn't informed," He said. "So, it can't go ahead. I need to be informed of everything that goes on in the entire country before it happens" "Why?" Asked Katarina Frogpond (that's me). "You're not the Prime Minister." "But I'm going to be." He said. "I have to start practicing. So I...
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Funny story:  The Hurt Locker Wins Another Unnoticed Award

The Hurt Locker Wins Another Unnoticed Award

Mistakenly swapped for a movie title about the life and times of early 20th century painter Seraphine de Senlis, Kathryn Bigelow's "The Hurt Locker" was awarded "Best Picture" by the National Society of Film Critics. Though the cerebral, lifeles...
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Funny story:  Obama Finally Breaks Silence and Says Categorically, "Tony Romo  And The Cowboys  are Going to the Super Bowl!

Obama Finally Breaks Silence and Says Categorically, "Tony Romo And The Cowboys are Going to the Super Bowl!

A lethargic President Barry Hussein Obama, loathe to make a decision or statement in the face of complex issues, suddenly awoke yesterday while watching the Dallas Cowboys dismantle the Eagles, and picked THEM to march into the Super Bowl despite opi...
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Funny story:  Plaid the New Pink in Spring Fashions

Plaid the New Pink in Spring Fashions

Early digital spy photos captured by pizza delivery men in and around the fashion districts of both New York and Milan, suggest that neon colored plaid will be the new "Pink" standard for Spring Fashions in 2010. Tossing aside those early reports,...
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Funny story:  James Cameron's Avatar breaks box office records

James Cameron's Avatar breaks box office records

The new film from High Budget Film Maker James Cameron, Avatar, has broken all kinds of box office records in it's first fortnight since it's release. Obviously, it is the most expensive movie ever made, as James Cameron insists that each movie he...
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Funny story:  Warren Beatty memoir puts Tiger Woods philandering 'in bush-league'

Warren Beatty memoir puts Tiger Woods philandering 'in bush-league'

New York - (Small Potatoes): A new biography of screen legend Warren Beatty sets the benchmark for celeb shagging at 'around 13,000,' easily eclipsing current top US lothario Tiger Woods. According to the memoir the 72 year-old movie actor, direct...
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Funny story:  Aesop's Most Fabulous Fable Rides Again Part I

Aesop's Most Fabulous Fable Rides Again Part I

Once a long time ago, a man needed to devise a mechanism to control not just a man or two but masses of men as the human population in his village moved to agrarian success instead of bumming berries off bushes and simmering squirrels for stew. The earliest of successes in development of such a mechanism came from an Arab named Bajid. Bajid correctly concluded that every large population of hu...
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Funny story:  The USA's achievements since 1776

The USA's achievements since 1776

Ladies and gentlemen, and Americans, here is the proud list of all the achievements of the mightiest country in the world, the United States of America, since that famous day in 1776 when the greatest nation on Earth was founded: 1. The invention of the ... of ... OK, let's just skip that one. 2. Winning World War One. Without actually joining it for 3 out of its 4 years. That's the American...
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Funny story:  X-Factor's Joe McElderry Admits He's Dating Lindsay Lohan

X-Factor's Joe McElderry Admits He's Dating Lindsay Lohan

GUSTAVIA, St. Barts - X-Factor winner Joe McElderry has admitted that the rumors are true. He is in fact dating the infamous LiLo, Lindsay Lohan. Joe was seen at The Wet Willie Swimsuit Shop in Gustavia walking hand in hand with LiLo as she shoppe...
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Funny story:  Charlie Sheen and Brooke Sheen To Divorce - Yes, No, Yes, No

Charlie Sheen and Brooke Sheen To Divorce - Yes, No, Yes, No

LOS ANGELES - Charlie Sheen and his wife Brooke Mueller have just been named "America's Most Fickle Couple of 2009" by the marriage publication Do You. Charlie, who spent Christmas in the Pitkin County Jail in Aspen, Colorado, appears to be having...
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Funny story:  Joan Rivers Reveals That Her And Donald Trump Were Lovers

Joan Rivers Reveals That Her And Donald Trump Were Lovers

MANHATTAN - Comedienne Joan Rivers, who is still considered to be one of the top female comediennes in America, was recently interviewed by a reporter for Snow On The Roof - Fire In The Furnace Magazine. The 76-year-old Rivers, who some of her dea...
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Funny story:  Modern Children Unable To Understand Nursery Rhymes

Modern Children Unable To Understand Nursery Rhymes

Everyone in the English speaking world is familiar with the concept of nursery rhymes. They are taught to small children as stories, in games, in songs, and as hand motions. Many have been made into small cartoons or even feature length movies. A...
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Funny story:  Co-Joined Twins Named Employees Of Month

Co-Joined Twins Named Employees Of Month

A pair of co-joined twins, Mary and Terry McBriar, have been named the co-employees of the month at the Burger Lord franchise on South Mesa Street. The sisters, who are joined together at the hip and share three legs and a few internal organs, have...
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Funny story:  Frat Boy's Facebook Left Open for 3 Hours without Vandalism by Brothers

Frat Boy's Facebook Left Open for 3 Hours without Vandalism by Brothers

Fayetteville, AK - University of Arkansas sophomore Humphrey Bailey left his Facebook open on his computer in his frat house bedroom for nearly three hours yesterday without vandalism or interference from his fraternity brothers. Bailey, an Alpha Gam...
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Funny story:  FDA Orders a Whopper: Fast Food Chain Must Recall 1.2 Million Flame-Retardant Patties

FDA Orders a Whopper: Fast Food Chain Must Recall 1.2 Million Flame-Retardant Patties

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Food and Drug Administration turned up the heat on Burger Kingdom's fast food empire today and ordered a massive recall after 1.2 million patties the company intended to flame broil turned out to be 100% flame retardant Angus b...
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Funny story:  Dick Cheney Rushed To The Hospital

Dick Cheney Rushed To The Hospital

FARGO, North Dakota - Former Vice-President Dick Cheney was in Fargo at The Betty and Vanna White Auditorium speaking before the members of The Association of Old Geezers and Geezerettes of The GOP. He had just finished explaining to the over 80 g...
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Funny story:  Elegy on the Loss of MySpace Friends

Elegy on the Loss of MySpace Friends

Editorial From BC Bass' "Affairs of the Heart" Column: I lost a friend today. I don't even know how to respond to this loss. I mean, I had one feeling left and you just hurt it. I'm overwhelmed. Apparently, your profile no longer exists. You deleted it and canceled your account. I didn't just drive you from my site, I drove you from MySpace entirely. Was I so callous? Did my words hurt you?...
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Funny story:  Oprah Winfrey Shocks Her Audience By Revealing She Has A Tattoo

Oprah Winfrey Shocks Her Audience By Revealing She Has A Tattoo

CHICAGO - Oprah Winfrey shocked her television audience in the studio and at home when she revealed a secret that she has been keeping for several years. The queen of the daytime talk shows told stunned viewers that several years ago she did somet...
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Funny story:  Hilary and Bill in 2012

Hilary and Bill in 2012

Hilary Clinton confidently stating her intention of running for the Presidency in the 2012 election put on a smug face and stated this will be a "shoe in". Her "shoe in" is based on the intention that she will be choosing her husband Bill as her...
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Funny story:  Hardly Davidson rolls out new model for 2010

Hardly Davidson rolls out new model for 2010

If you haven't as yet viewed the new motorcycle just produced by Hardly Davidsen, you just don't know what you are missing. Not available at any area dealerships as yet this spectacular four wheeled wonder is not within the reach of the average "b...
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Funny story:  Doctor Who leading the UK election polls

Doctor Who leading the UK election polls

The leaders of the 3 major parties in Britain were shocked today as a new poll finds them all trailing to the Time Lord Association aka the TLA are currently leading the polls with an astounding 48% with the Conservatives in second with 28% the Liber...
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Funny story:  Three-Year-Old Shoots Father, Claims Purple Dinosaur Told Him To

Three-Year-Old Shoots Father, Claims Purple Dinosaur Told Him To

ANAHEIM, CA - On January 2, 2009, a three-year-old boy shot his father, an LAPD officer, with a service revolver. The shooting occurred in the family's pickup truck at a traffic stop in Anaheim. Investigators are still trying to determine how the chi...
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Funny story:  "Crack Addict" Tiger Spotted in Argentina at Fertility Clinic: Littering for Love or Money?

"Crack Addict" Tiger Spotted in Argentina at Fertility Clinic: Littering for Love or Money?

Missing for over a month, the elusive Tiger Woods, MAY have been seen entering an Argentinean Fertility Clinic known to pay BIG BUCKS for a super secretive artificial insemination program designed to produce Super Athletes. The Clinic, and the pro...
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Funny story:  Tiger island, Cambodia

Tiger island, Cambodia

CAMEECHA LAKEETA, is a 16 year old resident of her village who recently returned from a class trip to the United States and had brought back with her a newspaper bearing headlines of the Tiger Woods scandal, Her village people gathered around her...
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Funny story:  Billy Joel admits to starting the fire

Billy Joel admits to starting the fire

Famous musician Billy Joel released a surprise statement today in which he admits to starting the fire. Accused of arson in 1988, Joel released song "we didn't start the fire" in 1989 in which he accuses everyone and everything from Communism to...
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