Funny story:  Famous chocolate company makes mold of President's -?

Famous chocolate company makes mold of President's -?

The chocolate company famous for reproducing various body parts of famous people are after President Obama to make a mold that will be a sure seller. Just as Tiger's chocolate balls and Warren Beatty's penis put the company on top as one of the hi...
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Funny story:  Coach Saban's shirt ruined by Bama players following game

Coach Saban's shirt ruined by Bama players following game

At the end of the BCS National Championship Game in which Alabama defeated Texas 37-21, Alabama coach Nick Saban's white polo was completely doused with Gatorade. Despite the fact that every game ends with a shower of Gatorade, Nick Saban is furi...
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Funny story:  Motorcycle Riding Mouse Downgrades to Mini-Van

Motorcycle Riding Mouse Downgrades to Mini-Van

Ralph the mouse, who became famous for riding a motorcycle, has declared that he is too old for his Harley and that a mini-van now fits his aging lifestyle better. Ralph came to fame when his exploits were related in a few children's books and some...
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Funny story:  Portuguese court told Little Maddie's face 'appears on a tortiilla!'

Portuguese court told Little Maddie's face 'appears on a tortiilla!'

Praia Da Iluzion - (Rotters): The 10-inch diameter flatbread has been presented in evidence complete with an image of what may or may not be little Maddie McCann. Her face appeared on the tortilla after it was stuffed with a mixture of humbug and...
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Funny story:  Jon and Kate make nice with new show

Jon and Kate make nice with new show

The Home and Food network announced today that Jon and Kate Gosselin have agreed to star in a new show for the network. The couple will be reviewing restaurants in the Los Angeles area. The new show will be called "Jon and Kate Just Ate," a parod...
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Funny story:  Co-Joined Twins Asked To Guest Star on Coach Reunion Show

Co-Joined Twins Asked To Guest Star on Coach Reunion Show

Noted Hollywood writer Jeff Vachon has requested that co-joined/cojoined twins Mary and Terry McBriar guest star on the upcoming Coach reunion show. The twins, who are joined at the hip and have three legs, are considering this acting role as the po...
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Funny story:  Al Gore Says That He Invented "Not Getting Your Panties In A Wad"

Al Gore Says That He Invented "Not Getting Your Panties In A Wad"

Former United States Vice President Al Gore, who claims that he invented the internet, has now taken credit for inventing "getting your panties/knickers in a wad." The Senator from Tennessee says that this occured back in his high school days wh...
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Funny story:  My Klean Arse to replace Susan Greenfield at Royal Institution

My Klean Arse to replace Susan Greenfield at Royal Institution

London - (Sky At Night): Myleene Klass (sic) has been tipped to replace hapless Barrenness (sic) Greenfield as the next CEO of the Royal Institution. The controversial knife-wielding burglar-defier and keen amateur astronomer is half scraggy-arsed...
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Funny story:  Co-Joined Twins Win Three Legged Race

Co-Joined Twins Win Three Legged Race

A pair of co-joined/cojoined twins, Mary and Terry McBriar, won the annual three legged race at the Susan G. Komen Race For the Cure festivities in Chicago. As the twins are joined at the hip and have only three legs, no cords or ties were needed to...
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Funny story:  "Criss Angel"  FOUND ?

"Criss Angel" FOUND ?

Las Vegas Variety Views- Again reporting on the "disappearance" of "Criss Angel" rewards their readers with this little bit of information. Editors have been hard at work, sorting through all the claims of those women who BELIEVE that 'Criss Angel' actually WAS IN THEIR DREAMS. One misty eyed young woman who fit the criteria of a "Criss" cutie, told the editors that she could actually "feel...
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Funny story:  "Chris Evans new breakfast show killed my dog" says Tog

"Chris Evans new breakfast show killed my dog" says Tog

Chris Evan's new Breakfast show has been accused of killing a pensioner's dog. The much loved pooch died on Monday morning, shortly after the show started. His 65 year old owner, Lucy Marbles, says he died of shock. Lucy's dog, Mr Pooh, was one...
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Funny story:  The Lord of the Things Part 2

The Lord of the Things Part 2

Go back to the start of this story Gwarthar awoke in a prison cell. It was small and stank. He reached for the mighty Sword of Zoj but someone had taken it from him. He still had his clothes upon him, and the Ring of Zodnoj. Did I tell you of the Ring of Zodnoj? Really, I didn't? Oh, it must have slipped my mind. For really the Ring of Zodnoj is the whole purpose of this adventure, as we sha...
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Funny story:  Campbell admits war crime says he is proud of it

Campbell admits war crime says he is proud of it

Alistair Campbell admits to war crime by saying he was proud of invading Iraq which as we all know was illegal and led to the Deaths of over a million people including children and babies. International War law expert and historian John Stewart sa...
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Funny story:  President OBAMA, Hotter or Notter?

President OBAMA, Hotter or Notter?

New News Nightly - A local TV station NNN in Sun City, Fl informed it's viewers that the President's picture recently showed up in a poll on an internet site called; HOTTER OR NOTTER. This website is all about pictures of men or women who think their bodies are HOTTER than HOT and a visitor to the site can VOTE to whether or not and to what degree they agree. President Obama's photo showed u...
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Funny story:  California To Install Parking Meters in Bedrooms Of Several Starlets

California To Install Parking Meters in Bedrooms Of Several Starlets

The State of California has announced plans to install parking meters beside the beds of several Hollywood movie and entertainment starlets. The Department of Transportation has been instructed to install the machines beside the beds of Paris Hilton...
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Funny story:  U.S. Mint to China

U.S. Mint to China

Washington, D.C. -This morning, Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner announced that the U.S. Mint will be moved to the Wujiang Economic Development Zone in Jiangsu Province, China. The move had been expected because of the "exorbitant labor costs asso...
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Funny story:  Palin Pre-Quits Fox News!

Palin Pre-Quits Fox News!

Former Governor Sarah Palin announced today that she is quitting Fox News after a highly successful term of accepting a job there but before actually starting her job. "This mavericky success I am proud to take credit, for hiring the right people,...
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Funny story:  Penis frenzy on TheSpoof.com

Penis frenzy on TheSpoof.com

Based on the stories being sent in to TheSpoof.com it seems people are really penis obsessed. So many stories being published by TheSpoof.com are PENIS related that it proves people really enjoy reading about them. Would you say that the male gender is the laughing stock of readers on TheSpoof.com because of his penis? One writer writing under the name of Peter Pecker, recently wro...
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Funny story:  Huge bums, fat thighs and hips are healthy, but man do they look horrible!

Huge bums, fat thighs and hips are healthy, but man do they look horrible!

Scientists in the UK have surveyed thousand of females of all shapes and sizes and have discovered those with "big bums, thighs and hips are the healthiest. It has something to do with that hip, bum and thigh fat is harder to break down thus the r...
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Funny story:  When Iris Eyes Are Smiling

When Iris Eyes Are Smiling

Belfast - (Largactil Shuffle): Doctors at the Ballybollox 12-Step Colonic Irrigation Clinic treating Iris Robinson's nymphomania have said that 'just a few more flushes' will soon put the smile back on her face again. Mrs Robinson initially refus...
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Funny story:  Rare Coin Outsells One Found On Moon By Armstrong

Rare Coin Outsells One Found On Moon By Armstrong

According to an announcement by Florida auctioneers, a rare 1913 U.S. coin once owned by an Egyptian king, gangster Al Capone, billionaire Howard Hughes and later featured in a famous TV detective series was sold for more than $3.7 million in a publi...
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Funny story:  Top 10 Reasons Why People Hate George Bush

Top 10 Reasons Why People Hate George Bush

In this article I will explain why nearly every person in the United States of America (I don't know, I live in England!) Before I start stating my reasons I would like to say that the views expressed in this article are the views of me and the American, English, Iraqi, Iranian, Afghanistanian(???), Greek and Alien. The views in this article are not the views of George Bush Sr., Hilary Clinton...
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Funny story:  Taylor Lautner As Spiderman, In Spiderman 4?

Taylor Lautner As Spiderman, In Spiderman 4?

Not only is Taylor Lautner not dead from a Cocaine overdose as was rumored this past weekend, but the wolf man from Twilight may have gotten the role of Spiderman according to the latest from Insiders in Hollywood. Of course, those same sources h...
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Funny story:  Mr Goldfinger and the Great Gold Conspiracy

Mr Goldfinger and the Great Gold Conspiracy

In the Bridge Suite the worlds most expensive hotel room in The Atlantis Hotel in Barbados where the room costs $25,000 for a single night we met up with a man who simply refers to himself as Goldfinger. Mr Goldfinger asked in a deep slow voice "...
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Funny story:  NFL Expansion Plans Have Former President Bush Excited

NFL Expansion Plans Have Former President Bush Excited

Plans announced by the NFL (National Football League) to expand to 40 teams by 2020 have former President George "Dubya" Bush excited. Bush, who used to be part owner and the managing partner of the Texas Rangers baseball team has expressed a desire...
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Funny story:  NFL To Expand To 40 Teams By 2020

NFL To Expand To 40 Teams By 2020

The National Football League has announced plans to expand to 40 teams by the beginning of the 2020 season. In a 40 team league, they would continue to have two conferences with four divisions each (increasing to five teams per division). When as...
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Funny story:  Never the Twain Shall Meet

Never the Twain Shall Meet

They said it could never happen but two identically named horses shall face off against each other in a battle - a battle of horse racing proportions. Which is not particularly a battle and more of a minor skirmish. But anyhow, these two giants of...
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Funny story:  Hogwarts to Close

Hogwarts to Close

Hogwarts, the world famous school of witchcraft and wizardry near Hogsmeade, Scotland, is closing in 2011 following a report by the HSE. They claim that during recent inspections, asbestos was found in the Gryffindor common room and also confirmed th...
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Funny story:  Spoof Writer Abel 'Scoop' Rodriquez Target of Anti Trust Action by Global News Agencies!

Spoof Writer Abel 'Scoop' Rodriquez Target of Anti Trust Action by Global News Agencies!

In a bombshell of an anti trust law suit which threatens free speech and protection of journalistic sources, Spoof Writer Abel Rodriquez has been targeted by the giants in the media industry for continuously beating them to the punch on breaking stor...
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Funny story:  Autographed Commemorative Jesus Plates on sale for Easter

Autographed Commemorative Jesus Plates on sale for Easter

The Benjamin Mint, famous for their commemorative plates of motor racing drivers, western movie stars, and WWII fighter planes, will move to religious plates for Easter. In a recent announcement, the company said that they will begin selling authent...
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Funny story:  The right to self-defence - Reality Star speaks out

The right to self-defence - Reality Star speaks out

Readers of the tabloids will be aware that Polly-thene Ass former reality pop singer and current underwear model has been cautioned by the Police for defending herself against garden invaders. Ass, or "Arnie" as her neighbours know her spoke to Ka...
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Funny story:  The Selena Gomez Purity Ring Is Breaking Sales Records

The Selena Gomez Purity Ring Is Breaking Sales Records

HOLLYWOOD - The national Who's Buying What Product Agency has reported that at present the number one selling item is The Selena Gomez Purity Ring. They say that it has even surpassed The Miley Cyrus - Hannah Montana Lunchbox, The Demi Lovato Inst...
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Funny story:  The Fox Goes To Fox News   The Chicken Coop never Looked So Good!

The Fox Goes To Fox News The Chicken Coop never Looked So Good!

It was only a matter of time insiders say until Sarah Palin joined Fox News and the conservative hordes are rejoicing. The Fox newsroom was abuzz as Palin arrived for her first broadcast. Only Bill O'Reilly seemed a bit miffed as she entered the...
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Funny story:  Danger Of American Financial Institutions Obvious From Their Names

Danger Of American Financial Institutions Obvious From Their Names

We should have seen it coming. We have only ourselves to blame. It was all there right in front of us to see. A coiled, shaking, hissing rattlesnake couldn't have been more obvious. One had only to look at the names of the companies and people that brought about our nation's second big depression and were in line to get bailouts to see that their intentions to cheat might a...
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Funny story:  Woman claims ADDICTION to writing for TheSpoof.com

Woman claims ADDICTION to writing for TheSpoof.com

People everywhere are beginning to realize that writing for TheSpoof.com can become ADDICTIVE. A woman from Milwaukee, WI was recently interviewed and she claims it has ruined her life, but she doesn't care. "I'll continue to write stories for Th...
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Funny story:  Holland declare Iraqi war illegal, demand the extradition of Blair and Bush, Blair has requested weed in his cell!

Holland declare Iraqi war illegal, demand the extradition of Blair and Bush, Blair has requested weed in his cell!

Flatter than flat and high as a kyte, Holland, have declared the Iraqi war as illegal. They have demanded the extradition of ex-super US Pres. George "Mad Dog" Bush and his fav. cowboy, Tony "Breakback" Blair. It will be slightly difficult e...
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Funny story:  Fox Presents Palin and Coulter - The Gun Chick & The Swizzle Stick

Fox Presents Palin and Coulter - The Gun Chick & The Swizzle Stick

NEW YORK CITY - One of the top executives at Fox News has already stated that they will be building a political confrontational show around Sarah Palin and Ann Coulter. Ezekiel Vittleziggle, Fox vice-president of program developing and implementin...
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Funny story:  Kristen Stewart Buys Robert Pattinson A Texas Cattle Ranch

Kristen Stewart Buys Robert Pattinson A Texas Cattle Ranch

LAREDO, Texas - Kristen Stewart recently flew down to Texas and checked out some South Texas ranches that she had seen for sale on eBay. She stated that she knows how much her Twilight co-star Robert Pattinson loves to do the "Cowboy Thing" so she...
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Funny story:  Shagging Iris depleted my manhood says Kirk 'The Graduate'  McCambley

Shagging Iris depleted my manhood says Kirk 'The Graduate' McCambley

Belfast - (Gonads): The Northern Ireland butcher says his ex-lover's carnal appetites were so gross it sometimes felt like his entire manhood 'had been sucked from his loins' after some of their steamy x-rated sessions. "And then I found out like...
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Funny story:  Iraqi WOMD were really there claims "Spin Doc Supremo" Alistair Campbell, " and Blair believed me," Clown!

Iraqi WOMD were really there claims "Spin Doc Supremo" Alistair Campbell, " and Blair believed me," Clown!

The greatest "Spin doctor" ever in the history of British democracy, Alistair Campbell, has told the world, "I convinced Tony Blair that WOMD were in Iraq and the arsehole believed every word, it's my job you know, TO SPIN!" George Bush certai...
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Funny story:  Accountant Bernard Shoft, 39, Drowned in Red Ink

Accountant Bernard Shoft, 39, Drowned in Red Ink

Bernard Shoft, a third shift accountant at The United States Mint at Philadelphia, loved to entertain his fellow workers with his antics. Saturday night that tradition came to a sad end as he fell into a vat of red ink and drowned before he could be...
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Funny story:  Campbell admits Bush told Blair what to do

Campbell admits Bush told Blair what to do

Returning from a summit in Texas in 2002, the then UK Prime Minister Tony Blair - who had never heard of Iraq before, except for saying 'isn't it one of those Arabic-sounding places near Persia?' - suddenly started talking about Iraq and making it ob...
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Funny story:  Argentina to Buy Section of Appalachian Trail

Argentina to Buy Section of Appalachian Trail

To accommodate its country's avid hikers, Argentina has offered to buy part of the Appalachian Trail. During a press conference at Government House in Buenos Aires, President Cristina Fernandez, who met last week with South Carolina Governor Mark...
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Funny story:  New X Factor Judge For 2010 Series

New X Factor Judge For 2010 Series

Simon Cowell said that there were going to be big surprises in store for the 2010 series of the X Factor but when he announced that Danii Minogue would be replaced by Stephen Hawking, we were all relieved. We all knew from the moment that she was...
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Funny story:  Darwins evolution theory the best answer to the ascent of man

Darwins evolution theory the best answer to the ascent of man

A former Christian, John Grant, who attended church as a small boy for years and went on to go to church regularly as an adult has admitted that he changed his views after reading Darwins Origin of Species and reading the bible in depth which he had...
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Funny story:  Bernanke Recommends Increasing Retirement Age to 108

Bernanke Recommends Increasing Retirement Age to 108

WASHINGTON, D.C. - On Wednesday, Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke said Congress should rein in future Social Security and Medicare costs by raising the retirement age to 108. The Fed chief's comments stirred political ripples, with Senator J...
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Funny story:  The Lieraq Inquiry with the time delay on live TV

The Lieraq Inquiry with the time delay on live TV

Anti war protesters are furious that the so called Iraq Inquiry is a whitewash as the panel has absolutely no power to take any action against anyone deemed to be at fault in any event each and every one on the panel are known supporters of Blair and...
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Funny story:  "Nexus One is the Greatest Smart Phone EVER!!!"  by Not a Google Employee

"Nexus One is the Greatest Smart Phone EVER!!!" by Not a Google Employee

I bought my new Nexie (as I like to call it) last Thursday at T-mobile. I am an existing T-Mobile customer but I was willing to pay the $550 (including tax) to get my Nexie! It is a fantastic device that does everything at about the same speed my old Blackberry did, but hey this is the Nexus One (by Google, people), so it's better. Sure the 3G is not working, but I'm sure it will start s...
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Funny story:  Dr Dolittle talks to Guy Fox after his arrest

Dr Dolittle talks to Guy Fox after his arrest

Dr Dolittle the man who talks to animals has been talking to Guy Fox who has been jailed after his failed attempt to blow up the Houses of Parliament. Guy Fox was asked why did you try to blow up the Houses of Parliament? he replied " I wanted to...
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Funny story:  Sarah Palin to join TheSpoof.com

Sarah Palin to join TheSpoof.com

Cyberspace - (Frozen Ass Mess): Nearly two years after writer queen mudder was the first to break the news that Sarah Palin would be on the McCain 2008 Dream Ticket the temptation to join the eclectic world of cyberparody has been too much to resist.
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Funny story:  Myleene says thats not a knife this is a knife

Myleene says thats not a knife this is a knife

Myleene Klass was confronted by a yobs brandishing a small knife ouside her kitchen window but instead of letting the yobs frighten her Myleene grabbed a large kitchen knife and shouted "call that a knife this is a knife." It was like a repeat of...
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Funny story:  Derek Acorah gets message from spirit dog

Derek Acorah gets message from spirit dog

Medium Derek Acorah well known psychic and medium is currently on tour with his Psychic Medium Show An Evening with Derek Acorah. We went to one of Dereks shows in London and spoke to various people before and after the show. Most people had come...
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Funny story:  Obama Forgets Pacifism, Dukes Limbaugh Out

Obama Forgets Pacifism, Dukes Limbaugh Out

A new insight into Rush Limbaugh's mysterious hospitalization in Hawaii last week has come to light. Originally reported as being a possible heart attack, it now appears that Mr. Limbaugh actually got a pummeling. Just 'happening' to be in the 50...
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Funny story:  Paraguayan Kidnappers Feast On Demands.

Paraguayan Kidnappers Feast On Demands.

The stakes in a stand off between Paraguayan kidnappers who snatched a local rancher have been upped this morning. The kidnappers are demanding over £3 million for the farmers release and have already called for thirty of his cattle to be given to...
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Funny story:  Phantom Gritter

Phantom Gritter

Residents in Bolton were left fuming after tens of complaints went to the local council with a mere shrug in reply. With the news released that the Northwest ran out of grit for the roads in 1972, and is not expecting another delivery until 2021,...
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Funny story:  Fox News Hires Sarah Palin To Be A Political News Commentator

Fox News Hires Sarah Palin To Be A Political News Commentator

NEW YORK CITY - Sarah Palin has been offered a job with Fox News and the ex-governor of Alaska has taken it. Palin, who ran as Senator John McCain's vice-presidential candidate in the 2008 election, stated that she has been practicing being 'fair...
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Funny story:  Crisis In Monaco Over Pronunciation Issue

Crisis In Monaco Over Pronunciation Issue

There was trouble in the south western European Principality of Monaco tonight, when thousands of people took to the streets demanding to know exactly how the country's name should be pronounced. Monaco, in French La Principauté de Monaco, has alw...
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Funny story:  Adam Lambert Has Decided To Sell The San Diego Chargers

Adam Lambert Has Decided To Sell The San Diego Chargers

SAN DIEGO - The owner of the San Diego Charges, Adam Lambert, has reportedly decided to sell the Southern California NFL team which he purchased seven months ago. Lambert confided to his good friend and fellow handball player Ryan Seacrest that h...
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Funny story:  Paula Abdul Forgets She Was Fired - Shows Up At American Idol Auditions In Boston

Paula Abdul Forgets She Was Fired - Shows Up At American Idol Auditions In Boston

BOSTON - Paula "Touchdown" Abdul apparently forgot that she had been fired several months ago and showed up at American Idol's first audition show of the new season. American Idol's director Bernie Sinclair saw Paula walk into the hotel where the...
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Funny story:  Brenda Song To Star With Dolly Parton and Ann Coulter In "The Young, The Hung, and The Tongue"

Brenda Song To Star With Dolly Parton and Ann Coulter In "The Young, The Hung, and The Tongue"

HOLLYWOOD - Candlelight Motion Picture Productions has informed the media that filming will soon begin on the new movie The Young, The Hung, And The Tongue. Brenda Song will star as the Young, Dolly Parton will star as the Hung, and Ann Coulter wi...
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Funny story:  The Bachelor Scandal Saga Continues With Miss P. Thrown Under The Bus

The Bachelor Scandal Saga Continues With Miss P. Thrown Under The Bus

HOLLYWOOD - One of the girls who is vying for the affections of this years Bachelor, Rosarita Velveeta Pappalardi, has been asked to gather up all of her Revlon, Cover Girl, and Maybelline stuff and get the hell out of Dodge. Pappalardi admitted t...
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Funny story:  Sauna and Vodka Sales Take off in Britain

Sauna and Vodka Sales Take off in Britain

Reeling in the longest cold snap in thirty years Britons are turning to Vodka and Saunas to warm themselves from cold fingers and toes and muscles sore from shoveling snow. Sauna salesman "Buzz" Anders Anderson says sales are through the roof. "We...
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Funny story:  Rising Bankruptcies and Suicides Lead to Welcome Drops in Mass Layoff and Jobless Figures

Rising Bankruptcies and Suicides Lead to Welcome Drops in Mass Layoff and Jobless Figures

First, the bad news. New economic reports issued by Automated Access to Court Electronic Records (AACER), a database of U.S. bankruptcy statistics used by attorneys and lenders, indicate that filings jumped 40 percent in May from a year ago as the sl...
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Funny story:  Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens Get Matching Intimate Tattoos

Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens Get Matching Intimate Tattoos

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Zac Efron and his girlfriend Vanessa Hudgens at first denied the rumor about them having matching tattoos, but both have since admitted that the tattoo rumor is actually true. Zac said that the reason that he denied it at first wa...
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Funny story:  Women  dreaming of  "Criss Angel"

Women dreaming of "Criss Angel"

Las Vegas Variety Views, LVVV has been investigating the "disappearance" of Sin City's most loved entertainer. Since his "disappearing act" of a few weeks ago, "Criss Angel" has not been seen by anyone, including his agent or his employees at his office in the big Pyramid. Several women in town have made reports to the LVVV that they have seen "Criss" in their "dreams". Some were quite exp...
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Funny story:  Two Nuns Arrested For Smoking Marijuana

Two Nuns Arrested For Smoking Marijuana

Washington DC-- Two Roman Catholic nuns were arrested today for smoking marijuana outside the National Cathedral. Sister Mary Jane and Sister Sensimilla were charged with possession of a controlled substance and then released on bail. The two nuns...
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Funny story:  Kim Kardashian Admits Strong Sexual Feelings for Satire Writer Bargis Tryhole

Kim Kardashian Admits Strong Sexual Feelings for Satire Writer Bargis Tryhole

Incredibly alluring and sexy fragrance queen Kim Kardashian admitted today that she has overwhelming urges to have sex with a man she has never met, Spoof writer Bargis Tryhole. "I read his stories on that red spoof site (www.thespoof.com) and the...
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Funny story:  White Brooklyn Man With 13½ Penis Cannot Get A Job

White Brooklyn Man With 13½ Penis Cannot Get A Job

BROOKLYN - Jonah Falcon sits in his mother's apartment and talks about the war in Iraq, the world champion New York Yankees, The Who performing at this year's Super Bowl half time show, and about his infamous 13½ penis. Little Joni, as his mom cal...
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Funny story:  'Bad Girls' 3D Porn System Signs Conjoined Twins To Headline New  Blockbuster Skin Flick: "ClusterF*****!"

'Bad Girls' 3D Porn System Signs Conjoined Twins To Headline New Blockbuster Skin Flick: "ClusterF*****!"

Following the lead of blockbuster 'Avatar', now with over $500M banked in just a few short weeks in the midst of a global recession, a group of Follywood Porn Promoters have come out with a complete 3D Home Porno Entertainment Center which they are...
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Funny story:  Taylor Lautner "Death Rumor" A Hoax

Taylor Lautner "Death Rumor" A Hoax

It appears Twilight star Taylor Lautner has finally beaten Robert Pattinson to something finally, according to news all over the internet...no not Kristen Stewart, but "Death! That is, if you believe the current internet death hoax doing the round...
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Funny story:  Mark McGwire Finally Admits It - Yes I Took Altoids While I Was Playing Baseball

Mark McGwire Finally Admits It - Yes I Took Altoids While I Was Playing Baseball

NEW YORK CITY - Mark McGwire in town visiting the Statue of Liberty and buying some Coney Island Hot Dogs to take back to his home in Irvine, California has finally admitted, after more than a decade of denial, that he did in fact take Altoids during...
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Funny story:  Chicken Whisperer Helps Chickens Into Afterlife

Chicken Whisperer Helps Chickens Into Afterlife

Jim "Banty" Greene is a professional chicken whisperer and noted hypnotist who has been hired by the Perdew Farms Chicken Factory. After unloading the chickens from the trucks, their cages are stacked in a dimly lit room where Greene begins to whi...
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