Funny story:  Chinese Moon Shot hoping to discover life on the Moon!

Chinese Moon Shot hoping to discover life on the Moon!

The Chinese Government in Beijing tonight announced their intention to capture a living creature when they land on the moon in 2012. Chinese leader, Wun Hung Lo, went live on television to let the World know that China's Space Camp was now open fo...
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Funny story:  TheSpoof.com Helpline Now Open

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In order to serve you and maintain a high status of TheSpoof.com as the top ranked site for unpaid writers our helpline is now open. If you have any concerns how to spell a word properly, post a link or just aren't feeling write in the head call now. Our highly educated and cooperative operators are standing by now at our state of the art call centre in Lancashire. We hope we can be of...
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Funny story:  Pants bomber says Iran used thermite in Connecticut gas blast

Pants bomber says Iran used thermite in Connecticut gas blast

Middletown, Connecticut - (Boom & Bust): Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab has told CIA interrogators that rival Iranian wackjobs are behind the Middletown power plant gas blast. He has blamed a termite (sic) hand grenade, smuggled in a takeaway hamb...
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Funny story:  Super Bowl Lesbian Deodorant Commercial Pulled At The Last Minute

Super Bowl Lesbian Deodorant Commercial Pulled At The Last Minute

MIAMI - The NFL Super Bowl Rules and Regulations For TV Commercials Committee has decided not to televise the commercial for Holland Dyke Lesbian Deodorant. A spokesperson for the TV commercials committee said that they had decided that the 30 sec...
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Funny story:  Michael Jackson takes Andy Dandy with him

Michael Jackson takes Andy Dandy with him

Andy Dandy, a prosecutor's son died during an operation at the UCLA medical center after announcements were made that Dr. Conrad Murray would be arrested and charges would be filed against him by prosecutors for the death of Michael Jackson. Prose...
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Funny story:  Osama Bin Laden strikes again with stealth

Osama Bin Laden strikes again with stealth

In a taped interview with an Arabic news paper Osama Bin Laden takes responsibility for the Kleen Power plant explosion in Connecticut. Bin Laden says he has over 25 thousand operatives across the entire worlds who are committing secret acts of terro...
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Funny story:  Global Warming Scientists To Move From Washington To Warmer Climate

Global Warming Scientists To Move From Washington To Warmer Climate

BLIZZARDS, POWER FAILURES AND EXTENDED COLD TEMPERATURES have apparently prompted Global Warming experts in Washington D.C. to announce the relocation of their offices to Florida. "This weather is ridiculous," said Dick Allshank, Chief Scientific Sp...
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Funny story:  Premier Face Sitting League round-up.

Premier Face Sitting League round-up.

Hammers slip into plop zone, Poopers cruise, Black Craps held - Manchester United returned to the top of the Premier Face Sitting League table in style as Pumpsmouth's problems went from bad to worse, while Manchester Shitty slipped up at Hull Shitty...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus Denies That She's Pregnant...Again?

Miley Cyrus Denies That She's Pregnant...Again?

Once again pregnant Miley Cyrus has denied that she is pregnant. "Every time someone sees me with a new guy, this same s*it happens. I have the life I want right now and I am not pregnant." Miley is no Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan either, she...
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Funny story:  Alex Reid - Mr Jordan - Well Up For A Fight

Alex Reid - Mr Jordan - Well Up For A Fight

Close friends of Alex Reid, the latest Mister Katie Jordan Price today warned reporters not to take the mickey out of the cross dressing cage fighter, because he's in a foul mood and reportedly well up for a good scrap. Item one on Alex Reid's lis...
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Funny story:  Low Tech Repair For Millions Of Recalled Toyotas

Low Tech Repair For Millions Of Recalled Toyotas

IN A NOVEL MOVE to speed repairs and restore consumer confidence, engineers have designed a low tech fix for the high tech problems in Toyota's electronic acceleration and braking systems that have plagued over 8 million of its vehicles. "We call...
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Funny story:  Susan Boyle Attacks New York Grocer Over Price Of Haggis

Susan Boyle Attacks New York Grocer Over Price Of Haggis

According to customers fleeing the Kimbo Market in New York, a very angry Susan Boyle was inside beating up a store manager over the price of haggis. For awhile no one would risk stopping to talk but our ass reporter, Dan Hilliard, had a cab stop...
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Funny story:  John Terry Ruled Out For Two Weeks With Groin Strain

John Terry Ruled Out For Two Weeks With Groin Strain

More bad news for Chelsea today as under-siege club captain John Terry was ruled out for up to two weeks with a groin strain. Tempers became frayed and club officials grew exasperated as a horde of reporters who don't usually cover football matche...
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Funny story:  Britain tipped back into recession by John Terry: Claims Darling!

Britain tipped back into recession by John Terry: Claims Darling!

Chancellor of The Exchequer, Alistair Darling tonight gave a hurried news conference to leading Financial Journalists on the doorstep of No.11 Downing Street. Darling today received the latest GDP figures and wanted to explain that the sheer amoun...
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Funny story:  Sarah Harding Feels Snubbed By Satirists

Sarah Harding Feels Snubbed By Satirists

Gorgeous Girls Aloud cutie Sarah Harding starts every day in a state of dazed confusion, her close friends informed me a few weeks ago when we weren't desperate for a crap story to print. Now that we are desperate for more meaningless celebrity ba...
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Funny story:  Children In Ireland Have Contest To Design Birth Certificate For Barack Obama

Children In Ireland Have Contest To Design Birth Certificate For Barack Obama

Children in Ireland have decided to practice "hands across the water" and send help to their distant cousins in the United States. School children all over the country have answered the call to create their own Barack Obama Birth Certificate and sen...
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Funny story:  Scientists Fed up with Faking Global Warming

Scientists Fed up with Faking Global Warming

Scientists are fed up with Faking Global Warming to the extent some of them are writing anonymously to news groups that will listen to see if the message will get through. There has recently been a report about a scientist who claims he was thinki...
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Funny story:  Palin, Limbaugh Get Mixed Reaction

Palin, Limbaugh Get Mixed Reaction

Former Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin addressed the Tea Party convention, telling them that Rush Limbaugh is a stupid, fat, anal orifice. Though some in the crowd scratched their heads, others applauded, thinking that if Rush Limbaugh's name was...
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Funny story:  Sarah Palin Booed at Tea Party! Loses "Cherry" the Pussy in Crowd

Sarah Palin Booed at Tea Party! Loses "Cherry" the Pussy in Crowd

Nashville, TN - Sarah Palin took the stage at the Tea party Convention in Nashville Tenessee last night at about 8 p.m Eastern time, to a huge cheer from the audience. However those cheers soon turned to booing when the former Alaskan Governor, a...
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Funny story:  Saints v Pompey - Visitors To Receive Warm Welcome

Saints v Pompey - Visitors To Receive Warm Welcome

It's been announced that Saints fans are preparing a typically warm Southampton style welcome for the FA Cup visit of deadly local rivals, Portsmouth. As both clubs have had to deal with harsh reality checks on survival in the football world, an i...
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Funny story:  Rush Limbaugh Loses Foot Trying To Stamp Out Bag Of Burning Dogshit!

Rush Limbaugh Loses Foot Trying To Stamp Out Bag Of Burning Dogshit!

Talk Show host Rush Limbaugh lost a foot Friday night trying to stamp out his 239th burning bag of dogshit set on fire outside his front door. "There was a sprinkler system that was supposed to take care of that", Limbaugh told UP2 ass reporter,...
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Funny story:  Lady Sarah Rides White Stallion Through Streets of Nashville:  "Let My People Go"

Lady Sarah Rides White Stallion Through Streets of Nashville: "Let My People Go"

The crowd estimate was well over one hundred thousand on the streets of Nashville as Sarah Palin rode nude on a white stallion on the closing day of the T-Bagger convention.. Young men hung from street lights and the windows of downtown buildings wer...
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Funny story:  Hidden numerology of John Terry £137k fraud trial

Hidden numerology of John Terry £137k fraud trial

London - (Pseudomathematics): An ancient occult divination system behind the secret science of hidden credit card numbers will be laid bare before Southwark Crown Court this week. In the dock is Chelsea captain John Terry's 'old mucker' Faisal Mad...
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Funny story:  Subo turned into a frog but Kermit prefers Miss Piggy

Subo turned into a frog but Kermit prefers Miss Piggy

Susan Boyle who is reported to be a singer by some people has apparently been turned into frog by a wizard using a magic spell book. Boyle now well known under the nickname Subo is now being looked after by relatives in a pond in her garden. When...
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Funny story:  Cheryl Cole Outshines Superbowl - Wins Every Award Going

Cheryl Cole Outshines Superbowl - Wins Every Award Going

When you're hot, you're hot, and right now there's nobody hotter on the planet than our very own Cheryl Cole, who has outshone even the Superbowl. The Girls Aloud star, X-Factor judge, solo artiste, hair product advertising icon, sex symbol, girl...
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Funny story:  Two fings you should Know about the wise woman

Two fings you should Know about the wise woman

James What was researching the origins of the famous V sign and while in the historical section of the British Museum he asked the guide for some help and was told to speak to the wise woman the old lady who sits in Trafalgar square and feeds the birds. After looking round Trafalgar square he spotted an old woman and said "are you the wise woman" She said "there are two fings you should know ab...
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Funny story:  Local Man is a Hateful Bastard

Local Man is a Hateful Bastard

Local man Tom Wilbourne, 25, is a complete and utter bastard - or so he claims. Pissing in neighbours garden's, stealing pocket money and sweets from school children and letting the air out of parked cars are just some of the 'funny little things'...
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Funny story:  Vanessa Perroncel - Is It Because I Is French?

Vanessa Perroncel - Is It Because I Is French?

French lingerie model Vanessa Perroncel, the undisputed Queen of the UK tabloids sparked further controversy today when she appeared to suggest that the John Terry sex scandal would have had far less further reaching implications had she not been a F...
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Funny story:  O'Bama is Irish just like Muhammed Ali claims Irish historian

O'Bama is Irish just like Muhammed Ali claims Irish historian

Sean O,Brien an Irish Historian claims that just like Muhammed Ali, President O'Bama is Irish and he should come back to Ireland the land of his ancestors. We spoke to Sean about his research into O'Bama's ancestors at his home in his Greenhouse...
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Funny story:  Bristol Palin Baby Belongs To John Edwards

Bristol Palin Baby Belongs To John Edwards

After a thorough investigation of the facts, a "major" tabloid says it has proof that Bristol Palin's baby belongs to John Edwards. "We here at the National Sewer have been on the case from the beginning and didn't want to show our hand until we...
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Funny story:  Superbowl XLIV Breaks TV Ratings Records

Superbowl XLIV Breaks TV Ratings Records

It's probably the Greatest Show On Earth. We are of course talking about Superbowl XLIV which takes place later today amidst an unprecedented security lockdown as the New Orleans Saints go helmet to helmet with the Indianapolis Colts at Miami's Sun L...
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Funny story:  Al Gore snowed in at location in Washington unable to get out to give his Global warming lectures

Al Gore snowed in at location in Washington unable to get out to give his Global warming lectures

Al Gore is snowed in at an undisclosed location in Washington after the coldest weather for nearly 100 years. He had been due to give a series of Global Warming lectures in the Washington area but because of the freezing spell he has been snowed in s...
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Funny story:  Logan Lerman Is Percy Jackson - The American Harry Potter

Logan Lerman Is Percy Jackson - The American Harry Potter

It had to happen. Impressed by the global impact of JK Rowling's Harry Potter series, our American cousins have created their very own Potter style icon, although he isn't a wizard, he's the descendant of a Greek God, raised by a single mother in New...
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Funny story:  Stop The Bus! - Number 24 Delayed As Driver Whips Out Prayer Mat

Stop The Bus! - Number 24 Delayed As Driver Whips Out Prayer Mat

Passengers on the number 24 London Bus service to Gospel Oak found themselves in a state of slack-jawed astonishment as the driver pulled into a bus stop, whipped out his prayer mat and dropped to his knees in the aisle to pray. A spokesman for Tr...
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Funny story:  'Jersey Shore' Gives Italians Insight as to How Rest of the World Sees Them

'Jersey Shore' Gives Italians Insight as to How Rest of the World Sees Them

ATLANTIC CITY, NJ -Throughout mankind, there is very rarely a time when man can step out from his shoes, float above humanity, and picture the world as an outsider looking in. From the cusp of reality; an obscure view that annotates his very existence, gleaming through the perception of others from an external standpoint, the distinguishable characteristics; the extraordinary facets which are...
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Funny story:  Attention TheSpoof.com Writers

Attention TheSpoof.com Writers

Now as and notwithstanding prior communication new rules have come into play that must be followed to ensure timely postings of new stories and ease of review by our highly educated and learned team of poof readers. While tolerated in the past, excess punctuation will no longer be allowed. Do not capitalize, bold or put into italics words for no reason unless specially intended to emphasize the...
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Funny story:  Avatar Sounds Death Knell For Hollywood Star System

Avatar Sounds Death Knell For Hollywood Star System

Following the soaraway success of James Cameron's multi-award nominated 3D blockbuster 'Avatar', there have been widespread rumblings of discontent from actors and technicians who feel that their livelihoods are being put at risk by the major players...
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Funny story:  A floating voter asks is there any Democracy

A floating voter asks is there any Democracy

A floating voter has spoken out against all news channels on television including The BBC News and SKY News for being totally undemocratic. Only establishment point of view is allowed there is no Democracy as the same two party system is shoved down...
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Funny story:  Dr Dolittle talks to secret squirrel

Dr Dolittle talks to secret squirrel

Dr Dolittle had an interesting meeting with Secret Squirrel the squirrel who has knowledge of information the rest of us don't know about. Secret Squirrel explained what he had found out about the illuminati "The New World Order or illuminati control the so called democracies of the world, if you take America and the UK it does not matter which party gets in the politicians are but puppets cont...
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Funny story:  American Idol's General Larry Platt To Throw Out The First Football At Super Bowl XLIV

American Idol's General Larry Platt To Throw Out The First Football At Super Bowl XLIV

MIAMI - General Larry Platt of American Idol fame has been chosen to toss out the first football at The XLIV Super Bowl between the Indianapolis Colts and the New Orleans Saints. The man who popularized the song "Pants On The Ground" said that he...
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Funny story:  Kanye West Banned From Attending The Super Bowl

Kanye West Banned From Attending The Super Bowl

MIAMI - Super Bowl executives have revealed that rap artist Kanye West has been unofficially banned from attending the Super Bowl. Rip Rippmeister, a Super Bowl insider, said that the Super Bowl Governing Committee stated that due to the actions o...
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Funny story:  Pentagon orders Pink Ouija Board "Secret Taliban Weapon"

Pentagon orders Pink Ouija Board "Secret Taliban Weapon"

The children's sleepover staple since 1967 now comes in hot pink, an edition released two years ago that gets tweens to call on "spirits" to spell out answers to life's pressing questions. It's designed for young girls ages 8 and older, to ask th...
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Funny story:  Len Goodman Wants Vanessa Perroncel To Appear On Strictly Come Dancing.

Len Goodman Wants Vanessa Perroncel To Appear On Strictly Come Dancing.

LONDON - Len Goodman, the senior judge on Britain's dancing reality show, Strictly Come Dancing told a reporter for The Wembley Morning Wire that he wants Vanessa Perroncel to appear as a celebrity contestant. When asked how he felt that Ms. Perro...
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Funny story:  Famous Writer In Minnesota Goes Beserk - She's Arrested And Charged With 'Wrote Rage'

Famous Writer In Minnesota Goes Beserk - She's Arrested And Charged With 'Wrote Rage'

ST. PAUL, Minnesota - Noted self-help author Alexis Dramcloud-Gulpbutter, 42, who has written over 20 books on subjects dealing with performing your own tonsillectomies and building your own riding mower, was taken into custody after going beserk at...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez Make An Interesting Super Bowl Kissing Bet Concerning Demi Lovato

Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez Make An Interesting Super Bowl Kissing Bet Concerning Demi Lovato

LOS ANGELES - Two of America's top female teen heartthrobs have just made an interesting bet regarding the Super Bowl between the Indianapolis Colts and The New Orleans Saints. Miley and Selena, who are both 17, have always been avid football fans...
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Funny story:  American Idol's The Dallas Dominatrix and Bikini Boy To Perform At The Super Bowl Before The Who

American Idol's The Dallas Dominatrix and Bikini Boy To Perform At The Super Bowl Before The Who

MIAMI - The director of the Super Bowl Half Time Festivities, Delvin Zavatini, has just announced that due to the fact that Taylor Swift has backed out of her scheduled performance he has had to make a quick last minute change in the musical show.
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Funny story:  Al Qaeda Linked to Lesbo Porn Sites

Al Qaeda Linked to Lesbo Porn Sites

Hajarin, Yemen -- A Web posting early yesterday attributed to Osama bin Laden, has claimed responsibility for several terror attacks throughout the world. The website also has connections to some of the hottest lesbo-action sites on the internet for...
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Funny story:  Aerosmith Wants To Replace Steven Tyler With Adam Lambert

Aerosmith Wants To Replace Steven Tyler With Adam Lambert

GREEN RIVER, Wyoming - Aerosmith performed a concert at The Cowboy Britches Auditorium in Green River. It was the band's first performance without lead singer Steven "The Lipster" Tyler who has entered into a rehab clinic for second degree swollen li...
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Funny story:  Daddy Simpson And Daughters Jessica And Ashlee To Star in The Sit-Com, Pops And The Lip Syncers

Daddy Simpson And Daughters Jessica And Ashlee To Star in The Sit-Com, Pops And The Lip Syncers

HOLLYWOOD - It has just been announced that the Simpson sisters, Jessica and Ashlee will be starring in a situation comedy with their father Joe Simpson. Spokesperson, Tully Figgsticker stated that the show which will be set in Dallas is called Po...
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Funny story:  Life At The Moorview Institue, Chapter Seventeen

Life At The Moorview Institue, Chapter Seventeen

Life At The Moorview Institute, Chapter Seventeen People tend to be a little messed up here at the Moorview. You've got the fools who try to do everything out of order: the put their plates upside down on their trays and then put the food on the bottom of the plate, they take a shower and then take their clothes off, they write a book and put in chapters 18, 19, and 20 before they do chapter...
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Funny story:  Everton down Liverpool to go top of Dirty Bastards League

Everton down Liverpool to go top of Dirty Bastards League

Traditional fans breathed a collective sigh of relief today as the Professional Foul made a welcome return to our top flight football. In a test case match, under instructions from the League, their Clubs and Managers, the players in today's Merse...
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Funny story:  Super Bowl for Females: Attack of the Killer Brides

Super Bowl for Females: Attack of the Killer Brides

It wasn't held in Miami, but the downtown New York event on Friday had all the thrills and disappointments of the real thing. It was the annual Running of the Brides, an event sponsored by a department store in Union Square. This year 900 bride...
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