Funny story:  Bobby Brown Wins Snowboarding Medal at X Games 14

Bobby Brown Wins Snowboarding Medal at X Games 14

ASPEN, Colorado -- R&B sensation Bobby Brown left a successful stint with New Edition in 1987 to pursue a solo career, which garnered him a string of Top 10 Billboard hits and a Grammy Award. But Brown's increasingly bizarre behavior throughout t...
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Funny story:  OMG! All these WAGs and SHAGs live in England's very own Wisteria Lane!

OMG! All these WAGs and SHAGs live in England's very own Wisteria Lane!

Oxshitt, Slurry - (Ass Mess): A convoy of UK tabloid reporters has jammed the A244 Warren Lane in Oxshott Heath, Surrey amid more squalid revelations in the press about Chelsea and England captain John Terry's love life. The location was once desi...
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Funny story:  Wichita Lineman Arrested for Warrantless Wiretapping

Wichita Lineman Arrested for Warrantless Wiretapping

WICHITA, Kansas -- Soon after the September 11 attacks in 2001, U.S. President George W. Bush issued an executive order authorizing the National Security Agency (NSA) to conduct surveillance of certain telephone calls without obtaining a warrant from...
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Funny story:  The 2010 Grammy Awards: Hip Hop - Rap Categories

The 2010 Grammy Awards: Hip Hop - Rap Categories

HOLLYWOOD - The 2010 Grammy Awards were held at The Staples Center, which is home to the World Champion Los Angeles Lakers. It seems that each year rap music grows to include more and more categories. And this growth has caused the Grammy Associat...
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Funny story:  Jonas Brothers want Foxxy the Ultimate Lady

Jonas Brothers want Foxxy the Ultimate Lady

Silicon Valley California- Andy Jonas and Berry Jonas have placed a pre-order for Foxxy the ultimate lady companion and are said to be enthusiastic about her delivery. Andy Jonas said that Foxxy is the prototype of a futuristic mating partner and...
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Funny story:  Jigsaw Puzzle murderer admits he just couldn't fit the bits together!

Jigsaw Puzzle murderer admits he just couldn't fit the bits together!

The infamous "Jigsaw Puzzle" murderer's failure to fit the pieces together of his last victim led to his conviction and after becoming so frustrated he dumped the bloody dismembered parts all over the UK. The "Jigsaw Puzzle Murderer" was always fa...
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Funny story:  America only has Monopoly money left

America only has Monopoly money left

With a debt of over THIRTEEN TRILLION DOLLARS President Obama has announced that America only has monopoly money left so plans to build a moon base have been scrapped. Some conspiracy theorists however have stated that it is impossible to go past...
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Funny story:  Adam Lambert Says Lady Gaga Is Gaga, All Right

Adam Lambert Says Lady Gaga Is Gaga, All Right

Adam Lambert told reporters after Grammy Night Sunday, that he thought Lady Gaga had outdone herself. "Some people just HAVE to be sure that they are seen. That THEY are the center of attention. I mean, she made Elton John look like Ed McMahan an...
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Funny story:  Local Man's Knob Falls Off

Local Man's Knob Falls Off

Local woman Patsy Pillock, 41, was left dumbstruck when she came home from a day prostituting herself down by the Old Canal Road and found her husband, Barry Pillock, 43, standing on the step holding his knob and sobbing loudly. "He said it had fa...
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Funny story:  Jedward to appear in remake of Alice in Wonderland

Jedward to appear in remake of Alice in Wonderland

Jedward the two strange creatures who appeared in the X factor are to appear in a remake of the film Alice in Wonderland. They are apparently going to play Tweedledum and Tweedledee singing the Walrus and the Carpenter. Gordon Brown is to play th...
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Funny story:  TheSpoof.com is looking for help

TheSpoof.com is looking for help

TheSpoof.com Editor is asking for help -"So many words to read" says Mark Lowton, Editor of this famous Spoof Site that he will be advertising for several proof readers for the spoof site. The editor further relates that it is almost impossible to keep up with reading all these words without any outside help and lists the criteria for the job below: 1. Must be able to read 2. Must be able...
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Funny story:  Elvis might still be alive after all

Elvis might still be alive after all

Elvis Prestley might still be alive after all. Marks & Spencer announced today that their new chief executive will be Marc Bolan. Mark lead singer with T-rex was thought to have died in September 1977 but after the announcement from Marks and...
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Funny story:  Local Mosque Offers Free Tours To Ease Prejudice and Fears

Local Mosque Offers Free Tours To Ease Prejudice and Fears

A local Moslem "Mosque" will have an open house and give free tours in an attempt to persuade local residents that they are not all gun toating Shi'ites who want to kill everyone. The event will take place Wednesday evening and all in the community...
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Funny story:  Blame it on Buckfast

Blame it on Buckfast

Police in Scotland are blaming all crime on Buckfast. Buckfast tonic wine is made by the monks of Buckfast Abbey but they dispute that their wine is the cause off all crime in Scotland. Sergeant Roger MacPherson of Strathclyde Police said that whe...
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Funny story:  Chelsea infidel John Terry admits "I never had sex with that woman I just did a Clinton"!

Chelsea infidel John Terry admits "I never had sex with that woman I just did a Clinton"!

Chelsea and England footy star John Terry has been reading Bill Clintons 100 favourite quotes and has decided to adopt one of Bill's favourite clangers. Terry had an affair with one of his ex-colleagues girlfriend, was thick enough to forget his c...
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Funny story:  Katie Price Denies Shagging John Terry

Katie Price Denies Shagging John Terry

Glamour model Katie Price aka Jordan was the latest name to be sucked into the John Terry sex scandal weekend extravaganza following allegations from a former Brighton B&B employee that the couple had checked in at a hotel room together in June o...
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Funny story:  British Lingerie Model Jodie Marsh Engaged To Nina Her Hairdresser

British Lingerie Model Jodie Marsh Engaged To Nina Her Hairdresser

WEMBLEY, England - One of Britain's most famous lingerie models Jodie Marsh has announced that she has become engaged to her hairdresser known as Nina. The 31-year-old Marsh, who has a very muscular body, said that out of all the men and women who...
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Funny story:  Rex Ryan: "Weird, I never had to apologize for flipping off Jets fans"

Rex Ryan: "Weird, I never had to apologize for flipping off Jets fans"

Jets head coach Rex Ryan announced today that he was surprised and confused over the controversy swirling over an obscene gesture he made towards a Miami Dolphin fan while at a martial arts event. Ryan says he routinely responds to insults given by J...
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Funny story:  Alex Reid Wants To Star In 'Enter The Dragon' Remake - Katie Price Puts Her Foot Down

Alex Reid Wants To Star In 'Enter The Dragon' Remake - Katie Price Puts Her Foot Down

Cross dressing cage fighter and breast escort cum Celebrity Big Brother winner Alex Reid this morning stated that he would like to capitalise on his new-found fame by starring in a remake of the Bruce Lee chop socky classic 'Enter The Dragon.' Rei...
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Funny story:  John Terry's Wife Runs Out of Red Cards Flagging his Shagging!

John Terry's Wife Runs Out of Red Cards Flagging his Shagging!

Claiming more than 10 hands on fouls with lovers outside their marriage, Footballer's wife, Toni, has fled to Dubai with their two children and plans to file an official complaint with the Football Federation. Terry, England's Captain and potentia...
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Funny story:  John Terry:  "I use Pappies Sauce on my sausage, it makes me play harder!"

John Terry: "I use Pappies Sauce on my sausage, it makes me play harder!"

John Terry, the England and Chelsea Captain, voted Dad of the Year in the Pappies Sauce survey in 2009, has made the following endorsement of Pappies Sauce; "I use Pappies Sauce on my sausage, it makes me play harder!" As Chelsea seek the Prem...
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Funny story:  For Fox Sake Don't Let Cameron Take Number 10

For Fox Sake Don't Let Cameron Take Number 10

With suggestions that secret plans are afoot to bring back fox hunting if the Tories get back into power it is imperative that we don't allow Cameron to win his race to the top seat at number 10. Some political activists within Cameron's constitu...
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Funny story:  Britain Rejoices - It's 'Pull A Sickie' Day

Britain Rejoices - It's 'Pull A Sickie' Day

It's been attributed to post Christmas blues, bad weather, the very thought of working for months until the summer hols, the recession and lack of sunlight, but whatever the reason, what is not in dispute is that today, the 1st of February is the mos...
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Funny story:  England world cup hopes hang on Jaydon Jean Claude Bridge paternity test

England world cup hopes hang on Jaydon Jean Claude Bridge paternity test

London - (Offside Mess): A spectacular John Terry own goal has landed in England coach Fabio Capello's red card In tray. DNA swabs from Vanessa Perroncel's three year old son Jaydon all point to a St Valentine's Day 2006 conception. And Wayne...
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Funny story:  Another Premiership star caught cheating with teammate's fiancé.

Another Premiership star caught cheating with teammate's fiancé.

I can exclusively reveal that another high profile premiership footballer has been caught having an affair with the fiancé of another average left fullback. The unnamed international has managed to obtain a gagging order to prevent the shock of a...
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Funny story:  Down on your Knees if you want your money

Down on your Knees if you want your money

Basketball players have complained about a cash machine in the HSBC in Whitchurch, Hants which is only 18 inches off the ground. After a local basketball match some players average height 6 feet 8 inches who were out on the town decided to go to the...
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Funny story:  John Terry Banned From Everywhere

John Terry Banned From Everywhere

Poor old JT, as his few remaining friends call him. John Terry, Chelsea and England football captain was today left reeling as the hate campaign against him gathers momentum. Calls have been made for JT to be stripped of the England captaincy foll...
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Funny story:  Somali Pirates send pirate videos

Somali Pirates send pirate videos

Somali Pirates are sending pirate videos of their captured victims who are held for ransom including British couple Paul and Rachel Chandler. A spokesperson for the Foreign Office is reported to have said "Not another pirate video" when they recei...
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Funny story:  Met Office to be given Windows

Met Office to be given Windows

In a surprise move, the Meteorological Office in the UK, or Met Office, as it is called (not a Met Officer who is a police person working in London), is to have holes knocked through the walls and the bricks are to be replaced by glass. This new i...
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Funny story:  The 2010 Grammy Awards: Taylor Made For Taylor Swift

The 2010 Grammy Awards: Taylor Made For Taylor Swift

HOLLYWOOD - Lady Gaga opened The 52nd Grammy Awards Show along with Sir Elton John. They performed the Elton John song "Tiny Dancer" and dedicated it to rap artist Lil Kim who stands 4 foot 3. Lady Gaga and Lady Haha then performed a second song,...
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Funny story:  John  Terry And Wayne Bridge To Have A Fight

John Terry And Wayne Bridge To Have A Fight

England and Chelsea defender John Terry and his former Stamford Bridge teammate Wayne Bridge are to settle their differences over the latter's girlfriend by having a fight. Last week, it the tabloid press alleged that Terry, a right cocky bastard...
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Funny story:  Andy Murray Flys to Tibetan Monastary from Australia

Andy Murray Flys to Tibetan Monastary from Australia

Lhasa,Tibet- A somber Andy Murray met the press after losing a three set match to Roger Federer. Murray, who took Roger Federer's jibe, "what's it been 150,000 years since Britain has won a major?", to heart, said he couldn't handle the pressure from...
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Funny story:  Guy Ritchie Turns Down Moorview Movie - Bargis Tryhol Furious

Guy Ritchie Turns Down Moorview Movie - Bargis Tryhol Furious

It's reputedly the hottest seat in Tinseltown - we're talking here about the director's chair on the upcoming production of 'Moorview - The Movie' based on the collaborative effort in the Magazine section of top satirical website theSpoof.com But...
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Funny story:  Nelson Muntz Fired from the Simpsons

Nelson Muntz Fired from the Simpsons

Everyone knew Nelson Muntz, the famous bully from the Simpsons with his equally famous catchphrase, "HA ha!!" was trying to get his character changed. He succeeded, but not in the way he wanted. Nelson has been fired from the show and his character's...
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Funny story:  Moorview Institute Addition Finally Opens - Chapter 16

Moorview Institute Addition Finally Opens - Chapter 16

Administrators of the Moorview Institute posed with politicians this week at the ribbon cutting for a recently completed addition intended to house 100 new patients. Construction of the addition was plagued by numerous delays at the start as workman wearing khaki boiler suits were often mistaken as escaping patients. Workers were continually being chased by security guard Gertie Helmuth, gra...
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Funny story:  Kristen Stewart Called a Moron By Charlene Boll

Kristen Stewart Called a Moron By Charlene Boll

Charlene Boll was not exactly favorable in her remarks about the Twilight favorite in her review of the movie 'The Runaways' and how Kristen came across at the Sundance Film Festival last week. On the other hand, she thought her co-star Dakota Fan...
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