Funny story:  Taylor Swift Eating Potato Skins For Bigger Boobs!

Taylor Swift Eating Potato Skins For Bigger Boobs!

Hoping that Dolly Parton knows what she is talking about, singer Taylor Swift has gone on a Potato Skin Diet to try to enlarge her boobs the natural way. "Dolly told me she grew up on loving potato skins where most of her siblings wanted the cente...
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Funny story:  WikiLeaks: Putin Says Robert Pattinson No Relation To Vlad The Impaler!

WikiLeaks: Putin Says Robert Pattinson No Relation To Vlad The Impaler!

Former(?) Russian leader Vladimir Putin was quoted as saying that there was no way an actor like Robert Pattinson could be related to Vlad the Impaler. "That pansy Pattinson would crap his pants if he ever came around old Vlad with all those peopl...
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Funny story:  Kei$ha Nude Pics Hacked & Shone On Internet

Kei$ha Nude Pics Hacked & Shone On Internet

The master of weird looks, or at least runner-up to Lady Gaga, Ke$ha has had her personal pages hacked and there are nude pics of the performer on them. Although unconfirmed at this writing, there is enough about it on the web that it would seem t...
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Funny story:  Pope Gives OK To Use Holy Water In Bongs

Pope Gives OK To Use Holy Water In Bongs

Vatican City - Pope Benedict XVI has given his blessings for holy water to be used in bongs. Many devout Roman Catholics also smoke marijuana. They believe smoking a bong with holy water will lead to a union with God. "Yes, of course yes! Relig...
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Funny story:  Justin Bieber Arrested In New York; To Appear In Court In February

Justin Bieber Arrested In New York; To Appear In Court In February

Justin Bieber has gone too far with his kidding around and has been officially been arrested in New York City. "Maybe having a criminal record will make him think before he decides to try a joke that will get someone hurt badly", stated one office...
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Funny story:  Local Man Refuses to Celebrate Chinese Christmas; Leaves Home!

Local Man Refuses to Celebrate Chinese Christmas; Leaves Home!

A local man, normally of good cheer during the December holiday period, was in a black mood after being forced to recognize the Chinese New Year instead of a traditional Christmas by his wife, who by all accounts, was not in possession of her facult...
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Funny story:  The World Extends Sympathy To John Edwards Over His Wife's Selfish Decision

The World Extends Sympathy To John Edwards Over His Wife's Selfish Decision

Many world leaders have called former Senator John Edwards, expressing heartfelt sadness and condolences after it was announced that his selfish estranged wife, Elizabeth, has decided to stop all treatment for her cancer, ostensibly to make the Senator's life more difficult. Obviously, this is sarcasm, and John Edwards is a piece of... Seriously, look at the horrible sh-t he did to that poor w...
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Funny story:  Six Most Embarrassing Wikileaks Revelations

Six Most Embarrassing Wikileaks Revelations

In addition to guaranteeing that many Iraqi and Afghan anti-terrorism workers will be killed when their association with the US is revealed, Wikileaks' release of 313 jillion personal emails and other documents has shed light on what US officials really think of world leaders. Here are the most embarrassing comments released thus far: 6."She is an ineffective figure-head, but a smoking hot p...
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Funny story:  Coded Leonardo da Vinci manuscript gives 'Jesus Anal Gain' anagram for Julian Assange!

Coded Leonardo da Vinci manuscript gives 'Jesus Anal Gain' anagram for Julian Assange!

Nantes - (Merovingian Line Nonsense): Scraps of a newly discovered document found in Nantes Public Library written by the Renaissance genius may have decoded the mystery behind the WikiLeaks founder. Leonardo's signature back-to-front script in th...
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Funny story:  Wikileaks leaks leak about Assange incarceration

Wikileaks leaks leak about Assange incarceration

Julian Assange was today arrested and refused bail regarding an alleged sexual assault in Sweden. His own Website has released a leak saying that Assange has been "stitched up" by assorted Governments keen to stem the tide of... erm... leaks. "...
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Funny story:  Mon Dieu, Messieur Cantona fails in his bid to prove French banks are corrupt, he didn't have the money!

Mon Dieu, Messieur Cantona fails in his bid to prove French banks are corrupt, he didn't have the money!

Ex Man United football genius, legend, filmstar, poet, artist and enfant terriblé has failed in his bid to convince the French public that all French banks are corrupt (and the others too)! Eric, who's name still rings out at United home games may...
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Funny story:  Steven Hawking Takes Down School Bullies

Steven Hawking Takes Down School Bullies

LONDON - In a surprise today, Steven Hawking, Earth's smartest man, took down the school bullies of his childhood. "I know its a long time ago," he said, "but these sons of a bitch deserved it. They tormented me, with them piling their homework on...
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Funny story:  Sexy Looking Carrie Underwood Captures Half A Dozen American Country Awards

Sexy Looking Carrie Underwood Captures Half A Dozen American Country Awards

LAS VEGAS - The Entertainment Capital of The World has never before seen so many expensive cowboys hats, cowboy boots, and cowboy wannabees. Sin City's MGM Grand Dragon Garden Arena was the sight of the 1st Annual American Country Awards Show. The...
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Funny story:  Harry Potter Movie Ruined by Friend With Movie Synopsis Book

Harry Potter Movie Ruined by Friend With Movie Synopsis Book

BIRMINGHAM - At a recent showing of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part One at the local Cineworld, there was one person who knew the entire story before the film had started. "It was so annoying," said Mary Wallis, long-time friend of spoo...
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Funny story:  Channel Four (UK) and CBS (US) to Host 'How to Solve a Problem Like Korea' Talent Show

Channel Four (UK) and CBS (US) to Host 'How to Solve a Problem Like Korea' Talent Show

LONDON - Channel Four, otherwise known as 'the channel to turn to when there's shit on BBC', will host the new talent show 'How to Solve a Problem Like Korea'. The show will be broadcast on the day after, on CBS in America at 9pm(EST), with the Br...
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Funny story:  Top Five Questions Obama Wishes Reporters Would Ask Him

Top Five Questions Obama Wishes Reporters Would Ask Him

President Obama doesn't really like to do interviews with the national media, and that is because they don't ask him the right questions. Sure, he may act like a spoiled child that doesn't get his way, but he is only doing that because he believes the media isn't too kind to him. Here is a list of questions he would like them to ask him: 5. What can you say about your free throw skills?...
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Funny story:  Justin Bieber is not a Robot Say Friends.

Justin Bieber is not a Robot Say Friends.

Friends of Justin Bieber have tonight revealed the sensational news that Justin is not what certain people are saying he is. They say Justin would be severely upset if he knew what people were saying about him and they have urged the media not to re...
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Funny story:  'We must All Lie Together' Clegg

'We must All Lie Together' Clegg

Nick Clegg, Deputy Prime Minister and leader of the Liberal Democrats has appealed to his fellow MP's to 'all lie together' in the upcoming vote to increase Student fees. 'I wouldn't lie with him for a million pounds' LibDem Minister, Norman Baker...
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Funny story:  Assange Arrest Fully Exonerates U.S. Government

Assange Arrest Fully Exonerates U.S. Government

The arrest today of Julian Assange on trumped up sex charges has fully cleared the U.S. government of any and all wrongdoing. No credible source actually stated this but most media outlets have done their best to allow the belief that "Julian Assange is some kind of pervert" to become the major issue before the public. Despite the fact that all leaked documents originated inside the U.S. g...
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Funny story:  Obama Switches Parties

Obama Switches Parties

Washington - After two years of claiming to be a Democrat, and lying to himself in the process, President Obama switched parties. "I think most of my policies are clearly Republican, because look at how I treated Wall Street and the rich. I love...
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Funny story:  "WonkaLeaks" Causes International Uproar

"WonkaLeaks" Causes International Uproar

WikiLeaks main rival, "WonkaLeaks", has released secret cables between former U.S. Secretary of Confectioneries Dr. Karen J. Stevens, Ph.D. and well-known candy maker Wonka. The following statements by Dr. Stevens (pictured at right) seem to hint at a sinister web of ulterior motives by the U.S. government: * February 14, 2004 || Where can I get my hands on some more 'yellow cake'? * Ma...
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Funny story:  US Treasury Forced to buy more North Korean Counterfeit Notes as 1.1B New Bills Flawed!

US Treasury Forced to buy more North Korean Counterfeit Notes as 1.1B New Bills Flawed!

After spending $120M to print brand new 'counterfeit proof' new $100 notes at twice the old price, the Treasury was forced to admit today they were scrapping all 1.1 Billion of them due to a printing error! The error was not caught during the tre...
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Funny story:  Wikileaks  Turning into 'Wanking  Weenie Leaks' As Assange Faces Condom Conundrum!

Wikileaks Turning into 'Wanking Weenie Leaks' As Assange Faces Condom Conundrum!

Wikileaks founder Julian Assange finally turned himself over to authorities after his credit cards were cancelled, he was turned out of his hidey hole for non payment of rent, and his condom sponsor "withdrew" further financial support due to 'brea...
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Funny story:  Whornet's nest of randy Russian interns 'has penetrated House of Commons'

Whornet's nest of randy Russian interns 'has penetrated House of Commons'

London - (Reuterus): A police sting op has uncovered dozens of nubile Russian mata haris in the Palace of Westmonster. Described as a veritable horny - er...whornet's! - nest of espionage it's full of blonde, leggy sirens prone to wearing expensi...
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Funny story:  UK schools are crap

UK schools are crap

Secondary school pupils in the UK are falling behind their international counterparts. Pupils have slipped down a global league table in reading, maths and science, based on two-hour tests taken in 65 school systems around the world. The Governme...
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Funny story:  US Dusts Off Julius & Ethel Rosenberg Electric Chair For Wikileaks' Julian Assange

US Dusts Off Julius & Ethel Rosenberg Electric Chair For Wikileaks' Julian Assange

Terrorism-abettor and accused rapist Julian Assange was arrested on a European arrest warrant in London monday, and spokespersons for the US State Department say that they will seek extradition to the US, where he will receive a fair trial, be convic...
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Funny story:  Brady Bunch Beats Down Braggadocio Blow Hards  in Foxboro Blowout!

Brady Bunch Beats Down Braggadocio Blow Hards in Foxboro Blowout!

The New England Patriots led by Machiavellian Coach Bill Belichick and quarterbacked by Tom Brady, deflated the gas bag Jets in their showdown at Foxboro with a 45-3 'good old ass whuppin' as Don Meredith would have said if he had been alive to see...
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Funny story:  Shock: Russian Spy Revelation Rocks Nation

Shock: Russian Spy Revelation Rocks Nation

A Russian spy has been sensationally outed as a part time librarian, this week. Yettislev Moyokovich, 36, is one of Russia's most famed agents, but in a shocking twist to the usual format of covert operative revelations, he has been discovered hol...
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Funny story:  Harry Potter Love Child - Paternity Theory

Harry Potter Love Child - Paternity Theory

So who is the father of the notorious Harry Potter love child? The entire world - that's, like, just everyone - was asking this question all week after an anonymous woman posted on the web pictures of seven of the films' stars, claiming one of the...
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Funny story:  David Cameron's 'Big Society' - Where's Your Ambition?

David Cameron's 'Big Society' - Where's Your Ambition?

A top American political commentator has launched a scathing attack on Prime Minister David Cameron's plans to create the 'Big Society.' Ballantyne X Crepuscule is a former US presidential aide and is now a visiting professor in political science...
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Funny story:  Mobile Phone Warning For Mums-To-Be

Mobile Phone Warning For Mums-To-Be

New research has highlighted the impact that mobile phone use may have on aspiring mums-to-be. It is a timely warning of the possibility of years of heartbreak and unfulfillment. Professor Hans Kneesen-Bums, Director of the Nookia Foundation, said...
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Funny story:  Hitler Kicks Himself, Rolls Over In Grave On "Pearl Harbor Day"

Hitler Kicks Himself, Rolls Over In Grave On "Pearl Harbor Day"

Whereas some Americans remember the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor on 7 December, 1941, Adolf Hitler is reminded again and again: "What the fück was I thinking?" Shortly after the Japanese attack, the U.S. entered World War II (and has never stop...
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Funny story:  Man in bar referring to sport team as "we"

Man in bar referring to sport team as "we"

NEW YORK, NY - Though he is not an active, reserve, or practice squad member of the New York Jets, area man Kris Hellersworth repeatedly identified himself with the organization during Monday night's game, according to observers. "Goddammit! We ne...
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Funny story:  Justin Bieber Bubble Gum Trading Cards To Become The Biggest Selling Trading Cards In History

Justin Bieber Bubble Gum Trading Cards To Become The Biggest Selling Trading Cards In History

NEW YORK CITY - Chew This, the bubble gum trading card company that will be producing the new Justin Bieber Bubble Gum Trading Cards has already had advance orders of 10 million cards. Company spokesperson Broussard T. Winniefelt stated that the s...
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Funny story:  Wikileaks and Cablegate; Sir Walter Scott was right, "Oh What a tangled web we weave"

Wikileaks and Cablegate; Sir Walter Scott was right, "Oh What a tangled web we weave"

Washington DC - State secrets. Espionage. Deception, hypocrisy. Threats, counter threats. Like a sick, sick novel, created by an impossible and bizarre collaboration between George Orwell, John le Carré, and Hunter Thompson, the Wikileaks saga co...
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Funny story:  The Kathy Griffin - Bristol Palin Feud Is Getting Downright Nasty

The Kathy Griffin - Bristol Palin Feud Is Getting Downright Nasty

BUTTERMILK, Kansas - Kathy Griffin was in town to perform for three nights at The Buttermilk Holiday Inn. The star of the reality show My Life On The D-List was asked about her ongoing feud with Sarah Palin's little girl Bristol. Griffin took a bi...
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Funny story:  Wikileaks Reports Demi Lovato's Back Up Singer Has Filed A Lawsuit Against Lovato

Wikileaks Reports Demi Lovato's Back Up Singer Has Filed A Lawsuit Against Lovato

CHICAGO - Wikileaks CEO Julian Assange has confirmed that Alexandrina Welchowitz, a back up singer for Demi Lovato, has hired the San Francisco law firm of Goldentooth, Sandpuppy, & Singletavern to represent her in an assault lawsuit against Lova...
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Funny story:  Abbott to check in to Christmas Island

Abbott to check in to Christmas Island

Canberra, Tues: Leader of the Federal Opposition, Tony Abbott, today handed himself over to Immigration Department authorities, admitting that he was a descendant of boat people who had managed to evade the Australian detention centre protocols set u...
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Funny story:  Startling Announcement

Startling Announcement

In a startling announcement coming out of Salt Lake City this morning, Mormon Bishop Brice Peterson revealed that he was informed on Sunday that all of the information and diplomatic cables attributed to Wiki leaks and the elusive 39 year old Austral...
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Funny story:  Car owner unsure if vehicle will last the winter

Car owner unsure if vehicle will last the winter

The rattling in Jim Duncan's 1994 Pontiac is getting difficult to ignore. As winter quickly approaches, Duncan has been biting his nails at the thought of a major repair. "Any repair over $900 bucks ain't worth doing, so I don't know what they he...
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Funny story:  Grandpa Ganja's Emporium (The Tasting) #7

Grandpa Ganja's Emporium (The Tasting) #7

FADE IN: BETH checks stock in display cases and rearranges things in preparation for their 10:00 a.m. opening. GG enters from the backroom carrying a mug of coffee and a fat pot cookie. He points at the case she's working in. GG That muffin's upside down. BETH Our clients will never know the difference-or care if they did know. GG But it's a matter of aesthetics, of...
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