Funny story:  Tribune Broadcasting's WGN Clutters Up Free Television With "Antenna TV"

Tribune Broadcasting's WGN Clutters Up Free Television With "Antenna TV"

Tribune Broadcasting and WGN, the television conglomerate who's cluttered up basic cable with such crap as New YORK'S WPIX-11, as well as the WB and the Food Network, has announced that they will be f--king up over-the-air broadcast TV with Antenna T...
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Funny story:  Man Buys Last Minute Thing at 11.59pm New Year's Eve

Man Buys Last Minute Thing at 11.59pm New Year's Eve

BIRMINGHAM, ENG. - At a local PC World superstore Jack Smith was buying a 50-inch (127cm) Sony Bravia 3D just in time to beat the 1st Jan VAT rise in Britain. The VAT rise means that the price of the TV could rise from £600 (US$935) to £700 (US$1...
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Funny story:  Police Hunt Testicle Snatcher!

Police Hunt Testicle Snatcher!

Scotland Yard are on the hunt for a woman who is removing testicles from unsuspecting men, and selling them on the internet. The thief, now identified as Lady Godiva, the onetime bum snatching bandit, has gone to ground, somewhere in Canada. Po...
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Funny story:  Disscusion: Is Justin Beiber a Penis?

Disscusion: Is Justin Beiber a Penis?

Our three top political minds of the 21st century will discuss the fundamental question of: Is famous 'tween' pop sensation Justin Beiber, with his own disease, a giant male reproductive organ? Here are Sarah Whittaker, William Jackson, and George Bates, and host Inhopeless. Sarah: Giant male organ. Nice touch. William: Like he has a giant male organ. George: No, no, Will, he IS a gia...
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Funny story:  Is Snooki the Antichrist?

Is Snooki the Antichrist?

New York - Snooki will be dropping out of ball on New Year's Eve in Time Square. Rev. Fred Phelps said he will be protesting the event because the very nature of it means another photo-op for him. He doesn't like the fact Snooki is so popular and...
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Funny story:  Real Lives:  The London Bus Driver

Real Lives: The London Bus Driver

Today, we speak to Adi Adywewoo a London Bus Driver. ADI, WHY DID YOU BECOME A BUS DRIVER? "It is de working of de Lord! Aye come from Nigeria, an dis men is sayin tu me, Adi! wat is it yu are workin tu do? Aye am seyin, mae wan becom taxi driving. But, him say, no Adi! It a bus drivin men yu won becom. So, aye go bus depots an dey give transport busses tu mae". YES, WELL, HOW LONG HAV...
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Funny story:  New Show to Compete with Sarah Palin's Alaska: Christine O'Donnell's Delaware

New Show to Compete with Sarah Palin's Alaska: Christine O'Donnell's Delaware

Somware, Delaware - You've barfed your way through episodes of Sarah Palin's Alaska, keep the barf bag and perhaps a shotgun handy for Christine O' Donnell's Delaware. While Sarah Palin's show is somewhat rescued by the fact her family lives in one t...
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Funny story:  Steve Jobs Opens iChurch of Apple

Steve Jobs Opens iChurch of Apple

NEW YORK - Steve Jobs opened his new iChurch in the city of Manhattan on thier Seventh Avenue store. The iChurch is only open for those who own at least two iDevices for at least two years. The church has opened in Apple Stores across the world.
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Funny story:  Barry George Bush disgust as failed Dando probe cop gets New Year gong from Queen

Barry George Bush disgust as failed Dando probe cop gets New Year gong from Queen

London - (Crimebotch): He famously nailed the Fulham weirdo without a smidgen of conventional evidence - such as a gun, a bullet or even a motive. The subsequent quashing on appeal of Barry George Bush's murder conviction should have seen Detect...
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Funny story:  Usher Claims Stealing Lyrics from Homer Simpson Doesn't Count as Plagiarism

Usher Claims Stealing Lyrics from Homer Simpson Doesn't Count as Plagiarism

This week, Usher was accused of lifting some of the lyrics of his hit single "O.M.G" from none other than Homer Simpson. To many, there is no doubt that the lyrics of the song Christmas in December" sung by Homer Simpson back in 2003, are almost iden...
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Funny story:  Hillary Quits As Secretary Of State

Hillary Quits As Secretary Of State

Washington, DC - Hillary Clinton has quit her job as Secretary of State. The teary-eyed former First Lady walked into the Oval Office and gave her resignation to President Obama this morning with a shaky, emotional voice. "I quit!" she blubbered.
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Funny story:  Betty White Resolves To Die In 2011

Betty White Resolves To Die In 2011

While most people resolve to change their lives in a meaningful way in the upcoming year, Emmy-winner Betty White hopes that 2011 ends with her in a lavish brass casket. Unexplained Reference Key Helen Kushnick (1946 - 1996)Jay Leno's former agent...
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Funny story:  Obama Overturns Second 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' Bill; Fans Can Now Choose Between Jolie And Aniston

Obama Overturns Second 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' Bill; Fans Can Now Choose Between Jolie And Aniston

Hot on the heels of U.S. President Obama's historic repealing of the 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' bill regarding gays in the military, Obama has wasted little time in repealing a second, less-known similar bill. This one originated in Hollywood, but so...
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Funny story:  Radio 4 Presenters to be topless

Radio 4 Presenters to be topless

Following Katie 'Jordan' Price's approach to present the Today show on Radio 4, presenters John Humphrys and James Naughtie are said to be beating the pneumatic ghost written novelist at her own game. 'It is no surprise what we have been getting a...
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Funny story:  Argasm

Argasm

LoveHate, the marriage counsellors of choice, has released surprising news. The Argos catalogue is said to be helping couples achieve physical heights they could only hope to reach before. Mr Christopher Lueless from LoveHate said: 'It is as much...
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Funny story:  How large is YOUR  amygdala?

How large is YOUR amygdala?

How large is YOUR amygdala? The size of your amygdala apparently determines the size of your social group. This finding is a result of an indepth study carried out by scientists in order to determine why some of us have an enormous circle of frie...
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Funny story:  It's not even New Year's Day - but Tesco is already filling its shelves with Easter eggs.

It's not even New Year's Day - but Tesco is already filling its shelves with Easter eggs.

IT'S not even New Year's Day - but Tesco is already filling its shelves with Easter eggs. Christmas trees are still 'up' in many homes, twinkling lights flash on and off. Wheelie bins full of Christmas Wrappers and turkey bones wait curbside and yet here come the chocolate bunnies. It appears the greedy companies can't wait, even beating the Valentines Day shoppers. Oh no! The Valentine's...
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Funny story:  Sir Alex Ferguson offers Liverpool a lifeline, he wants them as United's second team!

Sir Alex Ferguson offers Liverpool a lifeline, he wants them as United's second team!

Sir Alex Ferguson, always a man with a giant heart, has offered Liverpool F.C. a lifeline, he wants them to become United's second team. Roy Hodgson, good mate of Fergie, also thinks it's a great idea because he personally feels that Liverpool fir...
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Funny story:  Politician's Traits for 2011

Politician's Traits for 2011

Politicians today, are nepotistic, arrogant, and expense fiddlers all told, Generally their an unsavoury bunch, disliking the plebeians manifold, Although they do all have a big ever increasing bill-fold, But not all of them are not as untrustworthy and bad, I behold, Though they have the unemployed to be bullied, shamed and controlled, And the unwashed masses must be inveigled, misle...
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Funny story:  Buxom Josie Goldberg Puts Her Three Sizes Too Small Bikini Swimsuit To The Test

Buxom Josie Goldberg Puts Her Three Sizes Too Small Bikini Swimsuit To The Test

MIAMI BEACH - One of reality televisions most recognizable personalities Josie Goldberg was in Miami Beach having a whale of a good time, ah lets change that to a heck of a good time. The voluptuous 26-year-old strolled and trolled up and down the...
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Funny story:  Breakfast Cleavage News Magazine Names Louise Minchin Its "2010 News Reader With The Sexiest Voice"

Breakfast Cleavage News Magazine Names Louise Minchin Its "2010 News Reader With The Sexiest Voice"

LONDON - Louise Minchin is regarded as one of the most respected journalists in Great Britain. The 42-year-old is a noted news reader and news presenter who appears on BBC News At One and BBC Breakfast. Minchin was born in Hong Kong where her...
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Funny story:  Kate Gosselin Says If "OctoMom" Nadya Suleman Gets Evicted She And Her 14 Kids Can Move In With Her Family

Kate Gosselin Says If "OctoMom" Nadya Suleman Gets Evicted She And Her 14 Kids Can Move In With Her Family

READING, Pennsylvania - California's Haddadin, Aladdin, and Ali Baba Reality Company has stated that they are getting ready to foreclose on Nadya Suleman's home in La Habra. The woman who has come to be known as OctoMom is several months behind in...
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Funny story:  18 people injured after North Korean snowball attack

18 people injured after North Korean snowball attack

North Korea escalated tensions on the peninsula to a dangerous level tuesday, hitting Yeonpyeong Island yet again, this time with a brutal barrage of hard-packed snowballs. Footage from the area showed people in the streets, battered by the assaul...
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Funny story:  Man Nearly Drowns After Chain Smoking Water Vapor Cigarette Substitute

Man Nearly Drowns After Chain Smoking Water Vapor Cigarette Substitute

An Arkansas man is in stable condition at Our Lady of Perpetual Mercy Hospital after suffering a near drowning incident at his home in Hog Jaw. Slim Pickums, Vice Commander of the Hog Jaw Knights of Columbus was rushed to OLPM late Wednesday night af...
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Funny story:  The Tinsel Town Times Tribune's List of 2011 New Year's Resolutions From Some Notable Notables

The Tinsel Town Times Tribune's List of 2011 New Year's Resolutions From Some Notable Notables

LOS ANGELES - The editor of The Tinsel Town Times Tribune, Murgatroyd Latherwick has just released a listing of some of the 2011 new year's resolutions as offered by some of the world's most famous and infamous celebrities, politicians, sports figures, and basic headline grabbers. Mr. Latherwick noted that although he does not personally know all of the individuals mentioned in the article he h...
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Funny story:  Judge in Assault Trial  Loses Plot... completely.

Judge in Assault Trial Loses Plot... completely.

Australia: A QUEENSLAND man has described himself as "a bit of a monster" during his trial for assault outside a Melbourne strip club that left the victim critically injured. Christopher Gibbon, 28, of Brisbane, appeared at Melbourne's Crown Cour...
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Funny story:  Newby, Isle of Wight, preparing to 'see in 2011' in style. Susan Boyle to sing Auld Lang Syne via satellite.

Newby, Isle of Wight, preparing to 'see in 2011' in style. Susan Boyle to sing Auld Lang Syne via satellite.

Residents of Newby, Isle of Wight, are preparing to see in the New Year in style. A huge glittery ball has been erected on the village green and is set, hopefully, to 'fall' at midnight. This is the very first time such a spectacular event has bee...
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Funny story:  Adopt a Bollock

Adopt a Bollock

Adopt a Bollock is a new recognized charitable organization which came into being when it was discovered that many men, with testicular cancer, were unable to raise the money to pay for treatment. Men diagnosed with testicular cancer, have their bollock or bollocks photographed and the photographs can be viewed on www.adoptabollock.come . You are free to chose whichever bollock you wish to spo...
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Funny story:  Susan Boyle to sing at Royal Wedding.  Elton John to write lyrics.

Susan Boyle to sing at Royal Wedding. Elton John to write lyrics.

Susan Boyle has been invited to sing at the upcoming Royal Wedding in April and Sir Elton John is to write the lyrics and music for the nuptuals. It is rumoured that Elton John's son will be the 'ring-bearer' and that Susan will push him down the...
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