Funny story:  Indian dating site matches Man with 2 Penises & Woman with 4 Vaginas who promise to marry quickly and have lots of babies

Indian dating site matches Man with 2 Penises & Woman with 4 Vaginas who promise to marry quickly and have lots of babies

Where would the world be without those dating sites that promise perfect matches? Just ask Hari Twolingas who so far has led a lonely life because of his unique affliction - he was born with 2 penises. "People in my village worshiped me as a god"...
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Funny story:  New BBC "Christmas Special Comedy" a surprise hit with the viewers

New BBC "Christmas Special Comedy" a surprise hit with the viewers

With the 2010 Christmas television schedule having being described by a very astute, literary and respected critic as "total crap", the BBC today pulled off the biggest surprise of the year with its special comedy show shown straight after the Queen'...
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Funny story:  Obama Claims Dog Ate Birth Certificate:  Birthers Threaten To Disembowel Bo

Obama Claims Dog Ate Birth Certificate: Birthers Threaten To Disembowel Bo

Upon hearing the smirking Press Secretary say that the President was disappointed that he will not be able to show them his original birth certificate as promised, Birthers were outraged and skeptical of this latest attempt by the President to circum...
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Funny story:  World To Miley Cyrus: Just Pose Naked Already, And Be Done With It.

World To Miley Cyrus: Just Pose Naked Already, And Be Done With It.

The negative-attention-is-still-attention team at Miley Cyrus, Inc. have 'leaked' their latest batch of oh-so-naughty pictures, and they are burning up the internet rumourtards, and writing the tease-open for every TV gossip show in America. "Hold...
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Funny story:  Readers' Problems Answered III

Readers' Problems Answered III

DON'T SUFFER IN SILENCE! DON'T BOTTLE IT UP! LET IT ALL OUT! "Readers Problems Answered" Is Here To Help With This Week's Guest Editor: Irish Novelist, Short Fiction Writer and Postmodernist Dramatist SAMUEL BECKETT Samuel Beckett didn't bottle things up, certainly not when it came to writing all those novels, such as Molloy, Watt, and The Unnamable; shorter prose works like Imagi...
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Funny story:  NJ State Police Alerted after 4'2" Snooki Goes Missing in 6' Snow Drift Behind  All Night Pizza Joint!

NJ State Police Alerted after 4'2" Snooki Goes Missing in 6' Snow Drift Behind All Night Pizza Joint!

Frantic Fans of Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi, joined in a frantic search for the top heavy, short and portly reality star after she went out to 'take a leak' during a blizzard in Pt. Pleasant, NJ at her favorite beer & pizza joint. Friends with her...
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Funny story:  Julian Assange Refutes Joran Van der Sloot's Claim that Janet Napitalano is Carrying His Baby!

Julian Assange Refutes Joran Van der Sloot's Claim that Janet Napitalano is Carrying His Baby!

Wikileaks founder Julian Assange continues to come under personal attack after being 'detained' in a 104 room mansion somewhere in England as more details of his alleged promiscuous behaviour begin to emerge from even the most unlikely of Sources!...
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Funny story:  MI5 Contracts Victoria Beckham to Produce Accessory "Spy Inna Bag" Wheeled  Carryall!

MI5 Contracts Victoria Beckham to Produce Accessory "Spy Inna Bag" Wheeled Carryall!

Following close on the heels of a sell out of her new line of handbags, starting at $1,500 and topping out at $25,000, a spokesman for Victoria at "Beckham's Bags" announced today a new government contract for a wheeled version of "The Get Away", s...
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Funny story:  Indian Hobby Gets Constitutional Nod

Indian Hobby Gets Constitutional Nod

The supreme court of India has finally granted an 'Official national hobby' status to the avocation under the 874th constitutional amendment act after years of consistent lobbying, hunger strikes and campaigning by the state and national supporters a...
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Funny story:  Man Sues Wife's Teddy Bear On Dual Charges

Man Sues Wife's Teddy Bear On Dual Charges

Hyderabad, AP (From our special correspondent) - Damodar Baa, a resident of Malkajgiri (Hyderabad, India) sued his wife's teddy bear on a two-fold charge of 'Injuiring Marital Relationship' and 'Incidental Hair Loss', in what appears to be the latest move amidst the growing crisis in husband-wife relationships in Hyderabad, the 'biryani capital of the world'. "Intense hatred is what I feel tow...
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Funny story:  Peter Serafinowicz Twitter Joke causes Injury to Reputation and Readers

Peter Serafinowicz Twitter Joke causes Injury to Reputation and Readers

The reputation of famed impressionist and comedian Peter Serafinowicz lay in tatters last night as a joke which he made on Twitter, was announced as having caused 73 people to slip into comas. Since the remark made on his twitter site, he has also...
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Funny story:  Hollywood Archeologists Shocked After Discovering 'Mummy Hef" Alive in Playboy Mansion!

Hollywood Archeologists Shocked After Discovering 'Mummy Hef" Alive in Playboy Mansion!

Archeologists doing research for the History Channel's newest reality show, "Sex After Death', were shocked to find the Pajama Wrapped remains of Playboy Mogul Hugh Hefner still kicking around the Hollywood Mansion and preparing for his latest weddin...
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Funny story:  Facebook Suggestions Get Wierder and More... Specific

Facebook Suggestions Get Wierder and More... Specific

PALO ALTO, CA - Without warning, Facebook, holder of all personal data on the internet, decided to upgrade its suggestions facilities - just by rewriting the algorithm. "We had nothing to do with this," said Zukerberg. "Seriously. The Facebook Sug...
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Funny story:  Rhode Island Regional Airport Forced to Close After 'Patches' Kennedy Goes on Binge & Drinks all Deicer!

Rhode Island Regional Airport Forced to Close After 'Patches' Kennedy Goes on Binge & Drinks all Deicer!

As if 18 " of snow wasn't enough to cause holiday havoc on the road in the northeast after a record snowfall over Christmas, the Rhode Island airport was forced to close even though plows had kept the runways clear after all the deicer went missing!...
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Funny story:  Sarah Palin Gives Lorena Bobbit a 'tip' On How to Take Down a 'really big woody!"

Sarah Palin Gives Lorena Bobbit a 'tip' On How to Take Down a 'really big woody!"

Sarah Palin continued her Iron Woman Quest this week continuing to showcase the Beautiful State of Alaska, as well as her own prowess as Zena , Queen of the Great Outdoors on her travelogue "Sarah Palin's Alaska!" Traveling to a remote logging cam...
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Funny story:  The Court Orders...drinks all around!

The Court Orders...drinks all around!

The United States Supreme Court, now a subsidiary of Haliburton found a whole new meaning for the term judicial activism this weekend when supreme court chief justice Robots was spotted by Ew! entertainment news carousing poolside in Cabo. Drunk a...
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Funny story:  Twitter Birds Hounded by Bad Weather and Holiday Traditions

Twitter Birds Hounded by Bad Weather and Holiday Traditions

It wasn't a fox that hindered their progress. Nor did they stop for a long holiday lunch. No siree, it was the WEATHER that made things difficult for the twitter birds this past weekend. Bill Twitter, chief Twitter birdie, confirmed an average o...
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Funny story:  More Flash, More Bang, More Wallop

More Flash, More Bang, More Wallop

Los Angeles: Jason Statham and Kelly Brook have been announced as the leads in a Hollywood remake of Tommy Steele's 1967 musical Half A Sixpence, also starring Gwyneth Paltrow and Danny Dyer. At a press conference yesterday the action star Statham...
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Funny story:  Christmas Day To Be On A Sunday In 2011

Christmas Day To Be On A Sunday In 2011

There were joyous celebrations amongst Christmas-lovers today as the realisation began to sink in that Christmas Day 2011 will fall on a Sunday. The anniversary of the birth of Jesus Christ, our Lord and Saviour, which has so often come to pass on...
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Funny story:  Rowling to Stand for Parliament

Rowling to Stand for Parliament

J.K.Rowling's global PR agency "Hoodwink & Dupe Inc", has just released news that she is to stand for parliament under a Labour ticket. Her close friend ex-Prime Minister Gordon Brown after whom her son "David Gordon" is named and whose political...
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Funny story:  Slum occupants in India plan 2011 strike!

Slum occupants in India plan 2011 strike!

Bagnalore Herald, Bangalore, India - Slum occupants in India have had enough and have vowed to strike from the 01.01.2011. This strike will cause mayhem in India if it continues too long and the "slum unions" know it. The main reason for their ang...
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Funny story:  Bristol Palin Buys A House In Arizona To Be Closer To Senator John McCain

Bristol Palin Buys A House In Arizona To Be Closer To Senator John McCain

MARICOPA, Arizona - Bristol Palin, who finished in third place in this year's edition of Dancing With The Stars has just purchased a home in Maricopa, Arizona in order to be closer to Senator John McCain who lives in Phoenix. Bristol "The Pistol"...
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Funny story:  Jennifer Aniston Tells Her Friend Chelsea Handler That She Has Become The Effen Blonde Version of Kathy Griffin

Jennifer Aniston Tells Her Friend Chelsea Handler That She Has Become The Effen Blonde Version of Kathy Griffin

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jennifer Aniston who has had more boyfriends than Pamela Anderson, Carmen Electra, Clay Aiken, and Boy George all put together has lashed out at her (former) best friend Chelsea Handler. Aniston has flat out told Handler that she...
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Funny story:  Playboy boss plans to marry 24 year-old not so stupid, blond Bunny Bimbo!

Playboy boss plans to marry 24 year-old not so stupid, blond Bunny Bimbo!

84 year-old Hugh Hefner may be called many things, but his latest bombshell should cause a few "bunny-fights" in the Playboy mansion; he has announced his marriage to 24 year-old blond, bombshell, Bimbo, Crystal Harris (who is no way a dumb blonde!).
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Funny story:  Sarah "Lumberjack" Palin Singled-Handedly Cuts Down A 170 Foot Tree On "Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska"

Sarah "Lumberjack" Palin Singled-Handedly Cuts Down A 170 Foot Tree On "Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska"

KODIAK ISLAND, Alaska - Sarah Palin and her husband Todd and their 16-year-old daughter Willow headed out to Afognak Island located on Kodiak Island in the seventh installment of the hit cable show Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska. Afognak was founded...
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Funny story:  Queen's sporting advice

Queen's sporting advice

Her Majesty, Elizabeth, The Queen has delivered her annual Christmas message. In it she placed considerable emphasis on the role sport plays in our national psyche. She noted that when Man U play Manchester City rival fans get together to abuse an...
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Funny story:  Piers Morgan Offers His Name to Susan Boyle's Unborn Child

Piers Morgan Offers His Name to Susan Boyle's Unborn Child

Rumors of Susan Boyle being pregnant have men coming out of the woodwork denying they are the father but offering their surname to the unborn child if need be. The most prominently known to recently make the offer is none other than Piers Morgan, jud...
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Funny story:  Playboy's Hefner Engaged to Playmate-Again

Playboy's Hefner Engaged to Playmate-Again

For the 20th time in his life, Playboy chick magnet Hugh Hefner has popped the "Will you be my wife" question to a stunning young Playmate with a huge rack. "This time I might even go through with it, " said the Viagra-popping Hefner,who has date...
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Funny story:  Uganda Creates Extra-Strength AIDS

Uganda Creates Extra-Strength AIDS

A new, mystery illness that has been reported in the Northern Ugandan "cities" of Kitgum, Abim and Agago has killed at least 38 people, and scientists still don't know what it is. "Preliminary tests had ruled out ebola, typhoid and several other d...
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Funny story:  Surprise Appearance by Satan at Rowling Bash

Surprise Appearance by Satan at Rowling Bash

Billionaire literary agent Christopher Little hired the QE2 for a huge bash in anticipation of his 'discovery' J.K.Rowling's receiving a Damehood in the forthcoming 2011 New Years Honours List. As he boarded the colossal ship with his partner Neil Blair and several members of his in-house writers' team he refused to disclose what his supreme optimism was based on; "It's in the bag," was all he man...
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