Where would the world be without those dating sites that promise perfect matches? Just ask Hari Twolingas who so far has led a lonely life because of his unique affliction - he was born with 2 penises.
"People in my village worshiped me as a god"...
With the 2010 Christmas television schedule having being described by a very astute, literary and respected critic as "total crap", the BBC today pulled off the biggest surprise of the year with its special comedy show shown straight after the Queen'...
Upon hearing the smirking Press Secretary say that the President was disappointed that he will not be able to show them his original birth certificate as promised, Birthers were outraged and skeptical of this latest attempt by the President to circum...
The negative-attention-is-still-attention team at Miley Cyrus, Inc. have 'leaked' their latest batch of oh-so-naughty pictures, and they are burning up the internet rumourtards, and writing the tease-open for every TV gossip show in America.
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Samuel Beckett didn't bottle things up, certainly not when it came to writing all those novels, such as Molloy, Watt, and The Unnamable; shorter prose works like Imagi...
Frantic Fans of Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi, joined in a frantic search for the top heavy, short and portly reality star after she went out to 'take a leak' during a blizzard in Pt. Pleasant, NJ at her favorite beer & pizza joint.
Friends with her...
Wikileaks founder Julian Assange continues to come under personal attack after being 'detained' in a 104 room mansion somewhere in England as more details of his alleged promiscuous behaviour begin to emerge from even the most unlikely of Sources!...
Following close on the heels of a sell out of her new line of handbags, starting at $1,500 and topping out at $25,000, a spokesman for Victoria at "Beckham's Bags" announced today a new government contract for a wheeled version of "The Get Away", s...
The supreme court of India has finally granted an 'Official national hobby' status to the avocation under the 874th constitutional amendment act after years of consistent lobbying, hunger strikes and campaigning by the state and national supporters a...
Hyderabad, AP (From our special correspondent) - Damodar Baa, a resident of Malkajgiri (Hyderabad, India) sued his wife's teddy bear on a two-fold charge of 'Injuiring Marital Relationship' and 'Incidental Hair Loss', in what appears to be the latest move amidst the growing crisis in husband-wife relationships in Hyderabad, the 'biryani capital of the world'.
"Intense hatred is what I feel tow...
The reputation of famed impressionist and comedian Peter Serafinowicz lay in tatters last night as a joke which he made on Twitter, was announced as having caused 73 people to slip into comas.
Since the remark made on his twitter site, he has also...
Archeologists doing research for the History Channel's newest reality show, "Sex After Death', were shocked to find the Pajama Wrapped remains of Playboy Mogul Hugh Hefner still kicking around the Hollywood Mansion and preparing for his latest weddin...
PALO ALTO, CA - Without warning, Facebook, holder of all personal data on the internet, decided to upgrade its suggestions facilities - just by rewriting the algorithm.
"We had nothing to do with this," said Zukerberg. "Seriously. The Facebook Sug...
As if 18 " of snow wasn't enough to cause holiday havoc on the road in the northeast after a record snowfall over Christmas, the Rhode Island airport was forced to close even though plows had kept the runways clear after all the deicer went missing!...
Sarah Palin continued her Iron Woman Quest this week continuing to showcase the Beautiful State of Alaska, as well as her own prowess as Zena , Queen of the Great Outdoors on her travelogue "Sarah Palin's Alaska!"
Traveling to a remote logging cam...
The United States Supreme Court, now a subsidiary of Haliburton found a whole new meaning for the term judicial activism this weekend when supreme court chief justice Robots was spotted by Ew! entertainment news carousing poolside in Cabo.
Drunk a...
It wasn't a fox that hindered their progress. Nor did they stop for a long holiday lunch. No siree, it was the WEATHER that made things difficult for the twitter birds this past weekend.
Bill Twitter, chief Twitter birdie, confirmed an average o...
Los Angeles: Jason Statham and Kelly Brook have been announced as the leads in a Hollywood remake of Tommy Steele's 1967 musical Half A Sixpence, also starring Gwyneth Paltrow and Danny Dyer.
At a press conference yesterday the action star Statham...
There were joyous celebrations amongst Christmas-lovers today as the realisation began to sink in that Christmas Day 2011 will fall on a Sunday.
The anniversary of the birth of Jesus Christ, our Lord and Saviour, which has so often come to pass on...
J.K.Rowling's global PR agency "Hoodwink & Dupe Inc", has just released news that she is to stand for parliament under a Labour ticket. Her close friend ex-Prime Minister Gordon Brown after whom her son "David Gordon" is named and whose political...
Bagnalore Herald, Bangalore, India - Slum occupants in India have had enough and have vowed to strike from the 01.01.2011.
This strike will cause mayhem in India if it continues too long and the "slum unions" know it. The main reason for their ang...
MARICOPA, Arizona - Bristol Palin, who finished in third place in this year's edition of Dancing With The Stars has just purchased a home in Maricopa, Arizona in order to be closer to Senator John McCain who lives in Phoenix.
Bristol "The Pistol"...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jennifer Aniston who has had more boyfriends than Pamela Anderson, Carmen Electra, Clay Aiken, and Boy George all put together has lashed out at her (former) best friend Chelsea Handler.
Aniston has flat out told Handler that she...
84 year-old Hugh Hefner may be called many things, but his latest bombshell should cause a few "bunny-fights" in the Playboy mansion; he has announced his marriage to 24 year-old blond, bombshell, Bimbo, Crystal Harris (who is no way a dumb blonde!).
KODIAK ISLAND, Alaska - Sarah Palin and her husband Todd and their 16-year-old daughter Willow headed out to Afognak Island located on Kodiak Island in the seventh installment of the hit cable show Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska.
Afognak was founded...
Her Majesty, Elizabeth, The Queen has delivered her annual Christmas message. In it she placed considerable emphasis on the role sport plays in our national psyche.
She noted that when Man U play Manchester City rival fans get together to abuse an...
Rumors of Susan Boyle being pregnant have men coming out of the woodwork denying they are the father but offering their surname to the unborn child if need be. The most prominently known to recently make the offer is none other than Piers Morgan, jud...
For the 20th time in his life, Playboy chick magnet Hugh Hefner has popped the "Will you be my wife" question to a stunning young Playmate with a huge rack.
"This time I might even go through with it, " said the Viagra-popping Hefner,who has date...
A new, mystery illness that has been reported in the Northern Ugandan "cities" of Kitgum, Abim and Agago has killed at least 38 people, and scientists still don't know what it is.
"Preliminary tests had ruled out ebola, typhoid and several other d...
Billionaire literary agent Christopher Little hired the QE2 for a huge bash in anticipation of his 'discovery' J.K.Rowling's receiving a Damehood in the forthcoming 2011 New Years Honours List. As he boarded the colossal ship with his partner Neil Blair and several members of his in-house writers' team he refused to disclose what his supreme optimism was based on; "It's in the bag," was all he man...