Funny story:  X-Factor Winner Matt Cardle Has Fans In A Frenzy

X-Factor Winner Matt Cardle Has Fans In A Frenzy

The nation's music fanatics can't get enough of 2010 X Factor Winner, the casually-rumpled squeaking nincompoop Matt Cardle, writes Esmerelda Bell, Artificially-Induced Tousling and Hunched Anaemic Unshaven Slimey-Arsed Karaoke Correspondent for Toss...
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Funny story:  Letters and Numbers in Mona Lisa's Eyes Figured Out

Letters and Numbers in Mona Lisa's Eyes Figured Out

Scientists and theologians have had a mystery on their hands for the last few days, after it was discovered that there were tiny letters and numbers in the eyes of Leonardo Da Vinci's, Mona Lisa. The letters were undiscerning to the naked eye but und...
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Funny story:  Rooney being sued for damages after breaking war veteran's window

Rooney being sued for damages after breaking war veteran's window

Wayne Rooney is being sued for damages for breaking an 83 year old pensioner's window who served in World War Two. The event took place on Monday night when Wayne Rooney missed a penalty at Old Trafford when Manchester United played Arsenal and en...
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Funny story:  Brett Farve's Penis Vindicated by NFL in Sex Text Cockup!

Brett Farve's Penis Vindicated by NFL in Sex Text Cockup!

Investigators from the office of the National Football League announced today they were dropping the investigation of the 41 year old Viking's quarterback's penis after a thorough forensic study showed conclusively penis pix sent to a female reporte...
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Funny story:  Woman, 40, Details Her 2010 Adventures In A Group Holiday Letter

Woman, 40, Details Her 2010 Adventures In A Group Holiday Letter

A woman sent a mass holiday mailing last week updating her friends and family on all the things which happened to her during the year. Citing being "too busy" to contact any of them personally, Jane Smith, 40, chose the group mailing approach. Re...
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Funny story:  Gomes the new face for Marmite

Gomes the new face for Marmite

Heurelho Gomes is to become the new face of UK leading brand Marmite. The Marmite famous catchphrase, 'you either love it or hate it', is said to sum up the Tottenham goalkeeper and will be the perfect new addition to the company. John Cartwrig...
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Funny story:  Russia Wins the World Cup in 2018

Russia Wins the World Cup in 2018

In an amazing turn of events, Russia, who will be the hosts of the World Cup in 2018, will be the overall winners. It has yet to be decided who the losing finalists will be. FIFA have announced that the competition is not a fix, and that Russia wi...
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Funny story:  New Miley Cyrus / Justin Bieber Duet Video Shot Using Video Girl Barbie

New Miley Cyrus / Justin Bieber Duet Video Shot Using Video Girl Barbie

The video for the new Miley Cyrus / Justin Bieber holiday duet --"All I Want For Christmas (Is To Not Be A Pop Music Footnote In Five Years) feat. Nena Cherry, Toni Basil and Jimmy Eat World-- was recorded using Mattel's new Video Girl Barbie. An...
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Funny story:  Shaun Ryder 'loses it totally'  when music criticized-Sent to Priory Clinic to join Subo Fanatics

Shaun Ryder 'loses it totally' when music criticized-Sent to Priory Clinic to join Subo Fanatics

Shaun Ryder, musician and sometimes columist, completely lost his cool in front of an audience recently. He was fielding questions from the audience when a young woman had the audacity to critize his latest lyrics. Shaun had to be, quite literall...
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Funny story:  The 2010 Christmas List Wishes of Some Notable Celebrities

The 2010 Christmas List Wishes of Some Notable Celebrities

Here Is A Listing of The Christmas List Wishes of Some Notable Celebrities Kirstie Alley - The 409 pound former actress says that for Christmas she would like to receive clothes that are edible. Jennifer Lopez - J.Lo says that for Christmas she wants a bigger ass so that she can get people to once again start paying attention to her gigantic caboose instead of focusing on the humongous butts...
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Funny story:  H&R Block Shares Plummet After One-Day Gain: The Dead Cat Has Bounced. And Landed Again.

H&R Block Shares Plummet After One-Day Gain: The Dead Cat Has Bounced. And Landed Again.

For a (very) short while, following H&R Block's "Everything is rosy" quarterly earnings report last week, H&R Block's stock actually shot up near its 52-week high. Thespoof Welcomes H&R Block Back To Our Family Of Advertisers! Read more...
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Funny story:  Life is Stranger Than Spoof #1

Life is Stranger Than Spoof #1

This is a new feature in the Spoof. It is the stuff you can't Spoof, it is already a spoof on it's own. I'll scourer the net and bring it to you with no fuss no muss, all of it unfortunately true to life. There are time when I find myself writing stories I can't improve upon so I thought I should share some of these. Here is: Life is Stranger Than Spoof, Woman bites off Husbands Tongue Du...
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Funny story:  British Army Offers Spicy Food Lovers A Head Start

British Army Offers Spicy Food Lovers A Head Start

The British Army has unveiled a new fast-track scheme in which any appropriate new recruit can be automatically promoted to the rank of Major if they have a penchant for spicy food. During these testing times in the war against terror it has become p...
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Funny story:  JLS Fashion Disease Sweeping U.K.

JLS Fashion Disease Sweeping U.K.

A new fashion craze is sweeping the country faster than the Black Death, with the potential consequences being quoted as 'equally as disastrous.' Those most in danger are teenage boys and young adult men, who are being targeted by High Street stores...
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Funny story:  House Fire Claims Four Lives

House Fire Claims Four Lives

INTERNATIONAL CITY, Michigan - At 10:51pm last night, emergency operators were contacted by a man who saw smoke and flames at his neighbor's house. Police and firefighters responded and confirmed flames inside the living room. They attempted to ent...
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Funny story:  Obama Admits He is Whipped

Obama Admits He is Whipped

Washington - President Obama admitted to the press the other day that he is whipped. His wife tells him when he can do press conferences and when he can play basketball with the guys. "I already made my wife wait an hour, so I need to leave, or I...
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Funny story:  Shocking Revelation As SEN's Buffty Ginslinger Revealed To Be A Man! (Sort Of.)

Shocking Revelation As SEN's Buffty Ginslinger Revealed To Be A Man! (Sort Of.)

It's true. Although many readers of Skoob Entertainment News have been content to labour under the misconception that SEN's very own Buffty Ginslinger is a woman - we can reveal, that he is in fact a man. Of sorts. We tracked Buffty down to a g...
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Funny story:  Blogs Filled With Stories Of 70%+ Credit Denial Rates For H&R Block Emerald Advance.

Blogs Filled With Stories Of 70%+ Credit Denial Rates For H&R Block Emerald Advance.

For three consecutive years, H&R Block has filled the destitute and credit-retarded that they will have a merry Christmas via their Emerald Advance loans, only to dash said hope with denials in the 70%-90% range. Fortunately for some, the blog...
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Funny story:  Republicans Top Ten Books for Christmas

Republicans Top Ten Books for Christmas

10. Decision Points--A how-to-book for those people interested in fabricating a good lie.] 9. American by Heart--A book that shows that knowing American history isn't important in politics, as long as you provide a nice image to masturbate to. 8. The Christmas Sweater--Because who doesn't want to read something by a zealot, who tries to use every cliche in the book to sell another book.
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Funny story:  "Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska" - Kate Gosselin Complains and Complains and Complains About Her Camping Trip With The Palin Family

"Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska" - Kate Gosselin Complains and Complains and Complains About Her Camping Trip With The Palin Family

CHELATNA LAKE, Alaska - In the fifth installment of Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska Kate Gosselin, of the Kate Plus 8 reality show remarked to Chucky Heath, Sarah's dad that she was thrilled beyond belief that she did not get eaten up by a grizzly bear.
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Funny story:  Cannons Ruled out by May

Cannons Ruled out by May

The next demonstration by students is likely to be faced by Police Cannons. One blast should finish off the ringleaders and the whole thing would be a bad dream. 'By May we should have the situation under control' announced the Home Secretary to an e...
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Funny story:  Local Man Mortified To Learn That Sir Elton John Is Gay

Local Man Mortified To Learn That Sir Elton John Is Gay

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock was said to be quietly recovering at his south coast home today after the shocking revelation by Sir Elton John in a televised interview with Piers Morgan, that the celebrated singer/songwriter is gay. It appears that...
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Funny story:  Teacher Claims Students Bad for Heart

Teacher Claims Students Bad for Heart

New York - A teacher by the name of Monte Kuhr is claiming that students are bad for teachers' hearts. He is also suing the city for giving him students they knew would cause him way too much stress. Mr. Kuhr told reporters at a news confere...
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Funny story:  Shooting Stars

Shooting Stars

The Royal Astronomical Society is forecasting an evening of shooting stars tomorrow night (Tuesday). Already several 'stars' have been offered up for the great sacrifice: X Factor competitors are high on the list trailing Ann Widdicombe by a short...
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Funny story:  70,600  homes likely to be burgled over the Christmas period

70,600 homes likely to be burgled over the Christmas period

In a survey by Insurance people L<ss Than, 70,600 homes are likely to be burgled over the Christmas period. L<ss Than spokespersonnage Morry Poll said, "It's a shocking statistic, moreso when you consider that over 95% of the offences will...
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Funny story:  Elizabeth Hurley Sad No One Noticed Her Divorce

Elizabeth Hurley Sad No One Noticed Her Divorce

Hollywood - Elizabeth Hurley is one of those rare stars for whom a divorce will only serve to help boost her stagnant career. Elizabeth Hurley said through her rep: "It just goes to show that my career is in the dumps because the media wasn't e...
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Funny story:  TV soap on a rope?

TV soap on a rope?

Heads of ITV light entertainment are currently soiling their respective underwear in delight at the sudden upsurge in viewing figures. The latter were primarily boosted by the weekly mentally challenged series, The XYZ-Factor, which weekly featur...
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Funny story:  John McCain Wants to be Known as "Ice Man" not "Maverick"

John McCain Wants to be Known as "Ice Man" not "Maverick"

Washington - John McCain wants to be known as "Ice Man" and not "Maverick" because he feels the nickname fits his personality better. John McCain told reporters outside his Washington office: "I used to identify with "Maverick," and loved the...
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Funny story:  Eric Pickles to eat homeless families under new Coalition plans

Eric Pickles to eat homeless families under new Coalition plans

As local councils across the UK await funding cuts from the coalition government, it has been revealed by government sources that Eric Pickles will be allowed to eat homeless families as part of the new Localism bill. Under the new bill councils w...
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Funny story:  Eric Pickles is 'too fat to talk about belt-tightening'

Eric Pickles is 'too fat to talk about belt-tightening'

Eric Pickles, Secretary of State for Communities and Local Government, has been replaced in the Cabinet following a vote of no confidence in the House of Commons. Despite being a major presence in the Conservative Party for over twenty years, Tory MP...
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Funny story:  Would butter be better if it was bitter?

Would butter be better if it was bitter?

Butter is a much maligned cooking ingredient. Blamed for many a heart attack it is said to be as dangerous to Western society as the car. One of the major problems with butter is it tastes so damn good. This has led nutritionist Kerry Gold to...
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Funny story:  Wine Fans Discredit "Stuck-Up" Survey

Wine Fans Discredit "Stuck-Up" Survey

Stuck-up wine twonks who believe that the British are plebs when it comes to wine have been told where to shove a survey they carried out to prove their theory. According to their survey, 58 per cent of Brits think Chablis is a grape variety (it i...
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Funny story:  Ali Bullo's Kebab And Pizza Van On Standby For United v Arsenal Clash

Ali Bullo's Kebab And Pizza Van On Standby For United v Arsenal Clash

Local kebab and pizza van entrepreneur, Ali Bullo, has just confirmed that his flagship kebab and pizza van will be on standby for Manchester United's Premier League clash with Arsenal at Old Trafford tonight. United versus Arsenal has been someth...
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Funny story:  Sarah Palin Prooves Kate Gosselin's Shit "really does stink" as Diva Craps Her Pants on Alaskan Camping Trip!

Sarah Palin Prooves Kate Gosselin's Shit "really does stink" as Diva Craps Her Pants on Alaskan Camping Trip!

During an hilarious episode of " Sarah Palin's Alaska" last night, viewers were left to pee in their pants after Reality Show Diva, and constipated countenanced baby factory Kate Gosselin shit herself! Flying in with her brood to film a family cam...
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Funny story:  Noah's Ark For Kentucky Museum

Noah's Ark For Kentucky Museum

Bible-bashing scientists are planning to build a "full-scale wooden replica" of Noah's Ark at a Kentucky theme park. Among the scheme's backers are boffins from Answers in Genesis, the people responsible for the Creation Museum, near Petersburg, i...
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Funny story:  Local Man Buys Revolutionary New Window Cleaning Device Off QED TV Channel

Local Man Buys Revolutionary New Window Cleaning Device Off QED TV Channel

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, has revealed that as he was just about to turn in for the night last Thursday, his attention was caught by a TV infomercial for a staggering new scientific breakthrough in the world of window cleaning. Resisting the...
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Funny story:  Queen sends in bulldozers to Highgrove following WikiLeaks disclosures

Queen sends in bulldozers to Highgrove following WikiLeaks disclosures

Gloucestershire - (Murder, She Croaked!): The orders come amid mounting fears impostors have taken over the identities of Princes William and Harry. This morning a fleet of Royal Perks Agency bulldozers were put on standby for a spot of exhumation...
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Funny story:  University Challenge Review? World Holds Its Breath.

University Challenge Review? World Holds Its Breath.

The world was holding its breath today (Monday) during the approach to the latest round of popular TV quiz show, University Challenge. As the members of the teams from Merton College, Oxford and Queens' College, Cambridge girded themselves for the...
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Funny story:  American Explorer Discovers Women on Isle of Man

American Explorer Discovers Women on Isle of Man

Forced into a hyperventilated state upon his arrival and taken aback by his own unpreparedness, U.S. Travel and Leisure reporter, Travis "Buck" Hunter, finds shocking evidence of modern culture and women on the Isle of Man. Veteran reporter for th...
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Funny story:  The planets conspire to upstage Julian Assange bail appeal

The planets conspire to upstage Julian Assange bail appeal

London - (Winter Triangle): A Mercury-Mars-Pluto conjunction straddling Capricorn threatens to scupper the whistleblower's court appearance on Tuesday. The stunning triplicity occurs on the natal Sun/Mercury conjunction of a top UN war crimes pros...
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Funny story:  University fees - the truth they wanted hidden

University fees - the truth they wanted hidden

Universities are set to introduce annual fees of at least six thousand pound per student under the guise that the money is necessary for funding a better quality high education. But this is simply not true. Universities do not operate in the sa...
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Funny story:  Jet's Rex Ryan Says Cam Newton will Start Next Week at Pittsburg Steelers!

Jet's Rex Ryan Says Cam Newton will Start Next Week at Pittsburg Steelers!

NY Jets fans today applauded coach Ryan's decision to bench Mark Sanchez and start newly acquired Heisman winner Cam Newton after Sunday's dismal performance at home against the inept Miami Dolphins. Sanchez, looking dazed, confused, and terrified...
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Funny story:  Pinc Phloyyd's Starrs Sun: "Wee dunt nead noo edukashun, wee dunt nead noo thort kuntrool!!"

Pinc Phloyyd's Starrs Sun: "Wee dunt nead noo edukashun, wee dunt nead noo thort kuntrool!!"

London, ENGLAND: Charlie Gilmour, 21, the adopted son of musician David Gilmour, a Pink Floyd guitarist, worth a reputed £78 million has been arrested on suspicion of criminal damage and violent disorder. Charlie Gilmour, 21, in keeping with Pinc...
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Funny story:  Leonardo Da Vinci was a painting-by-numbers hoaxer

Leonardo Da Vinci was a painting-by-numbers hoaxer

Paris - (Wingnutz Poser): Was Leonardo Da Vinci a numerology freak who predicted the rise of Dan Brown conspiracy theories? The discovery of tiny numerals and mysterious occult symbols on the Mona Lisa's eyeballs says it all. "It's a message a...
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Funny story:  Council Cuts for a Big Society

Council Cuts for a Big Society

Eric Pickles, dropped into Westminster from his Pig farm in Harrogate, and announced the great news for everyone of Council Cuts of 29% around the country. 'This is marvellous news' chimed Fatty Arbuckle, Pickles's cousin 'I shall be able to collect...
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Funny story:  Prince Abandons Rolls Royce for Mini

Prince Abandons Rolls Royce for Mini

After the near death experience for Prince Charles and Queen (in waiting) Camilla on the way to the Circus, Charles has decided a Rolls Royce is not in keeping with the modern world. He has proposed using a Mini in future and Camilla has agreed: '...
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Funny story:  N-Dubz to release album of Queen covers

N-Dubz to release album of Queen covers

Fans of N-Dubz are coming to terms with the news that Fazer, Tulisa and Dappy will be releasing an album of Queen covers in time for Christmas. It has been reported widely that fans of the group are unaware who the actual Queen is, let alone the...
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Funny story:  SantaNav leads Father Christmas to Ffestiniog by accident

SantaNav leads Father Christmas to Ffestiniog by accident

Resident's of the greyest town in the world were amazed yesterday as Father Christmas rolled up in his sleigh pulled by several reindeer. Santa was on his way to Finland fir the annual "Father Christmas Look-a-like" festival he has attended every yea...
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Funny story:  I've Written 300 Vagina Stories. Who Cares?

I've Written 300 Vagina Stories. Who Cares?

I've finally busted my 300th story, cherry. While I never set out to exclusively write stories with vagina's attached to them, in some way, or fashion, it turned out that way. I've had everything from insane vagina's terrorizing small towns, to Kelly Picklers vagina, waiting for it's close up. With a lot of lubrication between. Readers want a little vagina in their stories and I can prove...
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Funny story:  Off With Their Heads!

Off With Their Heads!

There was a terrible mistake made by a mob that was protesting the rate hikes in college tuition's in front of Parliament, Thursday. Prince Charles and his wife Camilla lead pretty structured lives, appearing at charity events and fundraisers on a...
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Funny story:  X-Factor's Matt Cardle Wins The £1 Million Recording Contract

X-Factor's Matt Cardle Wins The £1 Million Recording Contract

LONDON - The Colchester, Essex contestant, Matt Cardle, who was mentored by Dannii Minogue has won the 2010 edition of X-Factor. Cardle, who has said that the Beatles are his favorite all-time band and Manchester United's Chicharito is his favorit...
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Funny story:  New Study Reveals the Eyes of Mona Lisa Have Hidden Messages

New Study Reveals the Eyes of Mona Lisa Have Hidden Messages

A group of forensic scientists have found small print in the iris of the eyes of The Mona Lisa the classic painting by Leonardo Da Vinci. It had long been thought the Mona Lisa may have hidden messages that told where the Arc of the Covenant is hi...
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Funny story:  "The Tourist" Bombs - Jolie Blames Depp, Depp Blames Jolie

"The Tourist" Bombs - Jolie Blames Depp, Depp Blames Jolie

HOLLYWOOD - The much awaited and much anticipated motion picture The Tourist has failed to reach its expectations and bombed worse than Madonna trying to sing a 9,000 word hip hop rap song. The film's two super stars Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp...
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Funny story:  Brandi Glanville Says Husband Stealing LeAnn  Rimes' New Song 'Crazy Women' Is An Insult To All Women

Brandi Glanville Says Husband Stealing LeAnn Rimes' New Song 'Crazy Women' Is An Insult To All Women

LOS ANGELES - The woman who had her husband stolen by LeAnn Rimes has stated that the hubby thief's latest song titled "Crazy Women" is an insult to all women. Brandi Glanville, a good-looking, long-haired, long-legged, bosomy blonde said that Rim...
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Funny story:  Teachers Slammed: Undercover report - Leak delivers blistering verdict on the failure of teachers.

Teachers Slammed: Undercover report - Leak delivers blistering verdict on the failure of teachers.

In 1997, in a bid to dupe the public, Labour's slogan was "education, education, education". But shamed teachers today face undeniable proof of their incompetence, and the incompetence of politicians. Top undercover reporters show damning evidenc...
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Funny story:  Operation American Poutine - Wikileaked Memo Uncovers Infiltration of the U.S Media by Agents of Canada

Operation American Poutine - Wikileaked Memo Uncovers Infiltration of the U.S Media by Agents of Canada

The latest Wikileaks posting reveals infiltration of the U.S. broadcast media by Canadian operatives acting as agents of Great Britain. Leaked memos indicate that operatives were discovered through Operation American Poutine - a Department of Justic...
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Funny story:  Harriet Harman Identifies Top Ten Most Socially Destructive Melodies Systematically Imposed on Society by Late Year Faith-Focused Event

Harriet Harman Identifies Top Ten Most Socially Destructive Melodies Systematically Imposed on Society by Late Year Faith-Focused Event

MP Harriet Harman today continued leading Britain down a long, lonely, winding road through the wilderness of ignorance and self-interest and toward a brighter equal future with prizes for all. Her latest targets are the songs that dare not speak...
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Funny story:  X-Factor Blamed For Sartorial Inelegance

X-Factor Blamed For Sartorial Inelegance

This year's X-Factor 'competition' has not only come under fire for foisting a priveleged screechy voiced twat on the public, over a down home genuine Liverpool soul queen - they've also foisted some of the worst imaginable male fashion 'Oh God No's!...
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Funny story:  Apple iPads Deluge Santa with Requests for Gifts

Apple iPads Deluge Santa with Requests for Gifts

"They want it all," Santa complained recently. "Docking stations, outfits (cases, sleeves, skins, and folios), wireless keyboards, games and apps. You name it, they want it." An exhausted Mr. Claus went on to say that the iPads were bold enough...
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Funny story:  George W. Bush Gives Advice To Miley Cyrus, Thanks Her for Bringing Salvia Divinorum To Public Awareness

George W. Bush Gives Advice To Miley Cyrus, Thanks Her for Bringing Salvia Divinorum To Public Awareness

George W. Bush took Miley Cyrus to New Orleans football game today and discussed her experimentation with Salvia Divinorum. "We just had us a couple of beers," said G.W.,"Little Miley has a good head on her shoulders and I told her about some of t...
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Funny story:  Vikings Fans Forced To Go To Detroit. At Night

Vikings Fans Forced To Go To Detroit. At Night

The Detroit Lions announced that there will be no charge for admission when Detroit's Ford Edsel Field hosts the postponed game between the New York Giants and Minnesota Vikings at 7:20 p.m. Monday. The game, originally scheduled for Sunday, had t...
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Funny story:  Susan Boyle kindnapped by HAMAS

Susan Boyle kindnapped by HAMAS

"HAMAS activists, especially those in the Izz al-Din al-Qassam Brigades, have conducted many attacks-including large-scale suicide bombings-against Israeli civilian and military targets. In the early 1990s, they also targeted suspected Palestinia...
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Funny story:  Rev. Al Simpleton Identified as the Anti-Crust

Rev. Al Simpleton Identified as the Anti-Crust

New York NY: The Reverend Al Simpleton has petitioned the Federal Calzone Commission (FCC) about closing cooking show host Rush Limburger's chain of Calzone restaurants, located in Manhattan NYC. The Reverend Simpleton, who owns Calzone shops loc...
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Funny story:  21 proofs to the question "Who really was Jesus"?

21 proofs to the question "Who really was Jesus"?

Jesus was Black: 1. He called everyone Brother 2. He liked Gospel 3. He didn't get a fair trial Jesus was Jewish: 4. He lived at home till he was 33 5. He went into his father's business 6. He was sure his mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was a God Jesus was Italian: 7. He talked with his hands 8. He had wine with his meals 9. He used a lot of olive oil Jes...
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Funny story:  Elizabeth Hurley Caught Playing The 'Cheating Game' With An Aussie Cricket Player

Elizabeth Hurley Caught Playing The 'Cheating Game' With An Aussie Cricket Player

LONDON - English actress Elizabeth Hurley was visiting her hair stylist, Dimples Yuckington, who was recovering from a badly bruised ego at Our Lady of The English Muffins Hospital. She was asked if the rumors of her and the Aussie cricketer were...
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