Funny story:  For Sale - Lee Harvey Oswald's Coffin

For Sale - Lee Harvey Oswald's Coffin

Lee Harvey Oswald, who is famous for having fired the three shots which missed JFK, has put his coffin on the market, despite falling real estate values in the US. The coffin is being heavily marketed in the UK, in the hope that a serious buyer will...
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Funny story:  Susan Boyle talent unlimited

Susan Boyle talent unlimited

Scottish singing sensation, Susan Boyle, is set to make a movie, or a musical or a stage show based on her life if reports are to believed. Ironic that Susan, whose rapid rise to fame and stardom, may repeat the hugely successful movie Billy Ellio...
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Funny story:  Ferguson spotted walking Neville!

Ferguson spotted walking Neville!

Manchester United manager Alex Ferguson has been photographed literally walking United veteran and former captain, Gary Neville. The Red Devils manager was spotted by onlookers walking Neville across an exclusive golf course in Cheshire, as if he...
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Funny story:  Jacko to resurrect himself!

Jacko to resurrect himself!

A spokesman for the Jackson family has confirmed that 'The King of Pop' Michael Jackon, will rise from the dead in Easter 2011. A statement from the family read, "We are pleased to confirm that Michael Jackson will be resurrecting himself this for...
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Funny story:  Man with dog discovers secret sex cult in Valley

Man with dog discovers secret sex cult in Valley

And now for the Welsh News - A man walking a dog went missing for thirty whole minutes. The entire RAF in Anglesey, accompanied by Prince William, were summoned to the site and discovered the bamboozled Mr. Trebor seven miles south of Swansea: which...
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Funny story:  Kim Jong Il Blows His Ass Off!

Kim Jong Il Blows His Ass Off!

Word out of North Korea is that Leader Kim who has virtually already handed over their leadership to his son, a chip off the old blockhead, has accidentally blown his ass off. A North Korean spy from South Korea stated that there was a lot of runn...
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Funny story:  Mythical Liberal Media Not Doing Its Job

Mythical Liberal Media Not Doing Its Job

The liberal media has fallen asleep on the job. They are supposed to be the "dominant media" according to certain people. But you sure could never guess it from the last few weeks. Too much has slipped through the grill. Maybe Ann Coulter is right...
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Funny story:  Robert Pattinson Accused By Willow Palin As Baby's Dad!

Robert Pattinson Accused By Willow Palin As Baby's Dad!

The latest news from the Palin Bunch is that Willow Palin, younger sister of Bristol, is pregnant. The story was covered by a national tabloid and thus far, has not been confirmed. Willow has told our own Chester Ingraham that if she is pregnant,...
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Funny story:  Megan Fox Dated Top Russian Official Under Putin: WikiLeaks

Megan Fox Dated Top Russian Official Under Putin: WikiLeaks

A familiar name popped up under the category of "Russia" in the WikiLeaks latest release. It was that of Megan Fox. According to the messages between diplomats, Megan dated Anatoly Petrov for a six-month period as Petrov was and is a very close fr...
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Funny story:  Isle of Wight News - Ribbon cutters' Union to be formed

Isle of Wight News - Ribbon cutters' Union to be formed

Following the recent interview of Council Leader David Pugh by Spoof journalist Victor Nicholas where Pugh is quoted to have said, " Elevating the importance of ribbon cutting is something that he hopes to fight for in the future.", Pugh has been...
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Funny story:  Benayoun lifts the lid on cannibalism at Liverpool

Benayoun lifts the lid on cannibalism at Liverpool

Former Liverpool FC player Yossi Benayoun has made sensational claims that an ex-team mate tired to eat him during his time on Merseyside. Benayoun stunned reporters when he lifted the lid on the cannibalistic ways of an old colleague. The play...
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Funny story:  Zargosi spoof story fails

Zargosi spoof story fails

Paris, France. French President, Nicholas Zargosi, has failed in his bid to write the funniest spoof article for popular website TheSpoof.com. Zargosi submitted a story that lambasted the current monetary crisis in Ireland and also had a cynical word...
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Funny story:  Foul Words to be Universally Banned

Foul Words to be Universally Banned

What has this world come to where saying phrases such as "go fuck yourself you bastard" and "doo-doo butter" are against the law? Pretty soon children won't even be able to take candy from strangers in creepy vans anymore. What happened to the good o...
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Funny story:  Wikileaks reveal what Britney thinks about Putin!

Wikileaks reveal what Britney thinks about Putin!

In a shocking document released by Wikileaks today, it has been revealed that Britney Spears thinks that Russian President Putin is "a bit of a douche." Wikileaks have exclusively revealed the document released to a select few "quality" media outl...
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Funny story:  Obama meets the newbies..

Obama meets the newbies..

A portion of an opening statement made recently at a meeting between President Obama and the new "class" of politicians in Washington. "Goo morning, aw want to tank you all for being here this mornan. Fust, let me pologize for my speaekin problem.
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Funny story:  Wikileaks founder in the 'deepest doodoo'

Wikileaks founder in the 'deepest doodoo'

For nearly two weeks, Interpol has been circulating a broad international call for the arrest of Julian Assange, the founder of the WikiLeaks whistle-blowing organization, for questioning on sex crimes, Interpol said on its Web site on Wednesday.
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Funny story:  Captain Jack Spazzo

Captain Jack Spazzo

Johnny Depp has quashed claims that his portrayal of Captain Jack Sparrow in Disney's Pirates Of The Caribbean was a ground-breaking performance and that it showed his versatility as an actor. Depp was nominated for an Oscar following his widely a...
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Funny story:  Putin Says Russia Needs a Good Enemy

Putin Says Russia Needs a Good Enemy

Russia - Prime Minister Vladimir Putin said that Russia needs a good enemy if it is going to regain an important roll in world politics. "I don't like the United States, and I haven't liked them since my days in the KGB, so I am picking them as R...
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Funny story:  Goals Reached

Goals Reached

A celebration, of sorts, is being planned in Columbus, Ohio, to announce the reaching of a questionable milestone in the city's history. It was announced on local television on Monday that over the weekend there had been two more murders in the ci...
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Funny story:  David Cameron Loses Snowball Fight with Ed Miliband

David Cameron Loses Snowball Fight with Ed Miliband

David Cameron is believed to have spectacularly lost a snowball fight at a Christmas Fayre in Central London. The snowball fight was started by Ed Miliband who threw the first snowball at the PM of Great Britain as a joke. But the Prime Minister...
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Funny story:  Obama on Wikileaks: It appears "Don't Ask, DON'T TELL'  hasn't worked out too well!

Obama on Wikileaks: It appears "Don't Ask, DON'T TELL' hasn't worked out too well!

President Barry " Folks, I want to be your buddy, " Obama has finally been forced to make a public announcement concerning the national embarrassment over the Wikileaks hoorah which he is now linking to his push to abolish the "don't ask, don't te...
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Funny story:  Kate Gosselin Plastic Surgery Horrors

Kate Gosselin Plastic Surgery Horrors

Hollywood - Kate Gosselin plastic surgery woes leave her looking old. "I wanted to look a little younger, and look at me. I look like a mom of eight children stuck in her mid 30s. I go home and cry after public appearances because men don't give...
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Funny story:  Glenn Beck's Wife Thinks He Is a Douche-bag

Glenn Beck's Wife Thinks He Is a Douche-bag

December 1 (Spoof News) Glenn Beck's wife thinks he is a giant douche-bag because he wants to marry a few more women to fulfill his Mormon duties. "I didn't marry Glenn so I could also sleep with other women. He seems to think that it is morally...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus Was Actually Married To Liam Hemsworth

Miley Cyrus Was Actually Married To Liam Hemsworth

Many were caught by surprise just a few moments ago when the news was leaked that Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth were not only living together at her new house, but they had gotten married this past March without it getting into the news. Thus far...
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Funny story:  Rail Chaos has a happy ending for one couple

Rail Chaos has a happy ending for one couple

Sub-zero freezing temperatures ground Britain's railways to a halt as the Siberian winter increased it's grip on an already frigid country. Despite the north of England having suffered and struggled on for over a week, once the Arctic weather hit the...
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Funny story:  Taylor Swift Seeks Acting Tips

Taylor Swift Seeks Acting Tips

Hollywood - Taylor Swift is looking for acting lessons from Jake Gyllenhaal, because of her lack luster acting job in Valentines Day. "Jake doesn't stare at my breast with a quizzical look of confusion, so I knew he was the man to ask about actin...
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Funny story:  Hip Replacement Hip Replacement

Hip Replacement Hip Replacement

The Hip Replacement Hip Replacement Company of Las Vegas, Nevada recently announced that they are considering opening a new subsidiary company that would be located in Fallon, Nevada, that would offer hip replacements for those who had unsuccessful h...
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Funny story:  Wikileaks vindicated as former top UN prosecutor says Clintons spied on her too

Wikileaks vindicated as former top UN prosecutor says Clintons spied on her too

London - (Whistleblowjobs Mess): "Same old sordid Clinton bollox," former UN war crimes prosecutor Dame Mora Montague recalled today. The judge was briefing a press conference about Wikileaks disclosures claiming Hillary spied on UN diplomats.
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Funny story:  WikiLeaks Documents Prove Hillary Slept with Ahmadinejad

WikiLeaks Documents Prove Hillary Slept with Ahmadinejad

London - A WikiLeaks document proves that Hillary Clinton and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad shared a passionate night in New York in 2009. The document is from a personal e-mail that Hillary sent Ahmadinejad in which she relived the night of "lust and sin"...
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Funny story:  Karl Rove to Appear on Season 12 of Dancing with the Stars

Karl Rove to Appear on Season 12 of Dancing with the Stars

Hollywood - Dancing with the Stars announced today that Karl Rove will be part of the cast when they start season 12. It has long been rumored that Karl Rove, who likes to dance, had hinted that he would love to be on the show. "I am excited...
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Funny story:  Julian Assange "likely to become assassination target"

Julian Assange "likely to become assassination target"

WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange "is likely to be the target of an assassination attempt" after attempts to arrest him on trumped up rape charges failed, according to informed sources in the states. Assange, described by the Americans as " A stran...
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Funny story:  Mercury in the body causes homosexuality (well at least in birds it does)!

Mercury in the body causes homosexuality (well at least in birds it does)!

Over-doses of mercury found in birds (as in feathered kind) are turning them into homosexuals! A survey was made amongst a flock of White Ibises (pretty gay anyway) in Florida and their gay behaviour was caused by large amounts of mercury found in...
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Funny story:  Pierre Le Guennec's busted again

Pierre Le Guennec's busted again

French tea leaf Pierre Le Guennec is in more trouble after police found a stash of TV artist Tony Hart's early sketches. In a dawn raid today, French police stormed the former alarm peddlers gaff after an anonymous tip off. Some of the pictures are...
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Funny story:  Online spending after thanksgiving the highest in history

Online spending after thanksgiving the highest in history

The Monday after Thanksgiving 2010 could be considered "Cyber Monday" because it registered the highest online spending ever in history. Consumers charged over 1 billion dollars in online purchases, surpassing by 16 percent the sales revenues figures...
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Funny story:  Imposter Nabbed With Stolen Meat Dress

Imposter Nabbed With Stolen Meat Dress

Ga Ga Ville, CA: A man calling himself "Lady Goo Goo" was caught by police yesterday with one of Lady Gaga's meat dresses, which he had reportedly stolen the night before. The Los Angeles Spoof, the city's less well-known newspaper, was flooded w...
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Funny story:  Virgin Media plots a Tivo injection

Virgin Media plots a Tivo injection

Daybed entertainment source for England's feckless layabout doley scroungers, Virgin Media, have announced its intention to bring a Tivo powered television service to UK couch potatoes. Those concerned that their daytime TV time is nothing but rep...
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Funny story:  Republicans Say Boo Hoo to Unemployed

Republicans Say Boo Hoo to Unemployed

Republicans are giving the middle finger to unemployed Americans because they don't like the fact that Democrats or unemployed Americans. "I think the unemployed people of American have milked it for all it is worth and should get back to work. Ta...
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Funny story:  Interview with Karl Rove

Interview with Karl Rove

Karl Rove is responsible for getting President Bush elected in 2000 and and 2004. He wrote his own memiors and is trying to improve the sales for his book by doing an interview with me. UWGB-Beek: I am not going to beat around the bush on this one, but do you feel any guilt for using dirty tactics to get George Bush in the White House. Karl Rove: I didn't use dirty tricks to get Bush elect...
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Funny story:  Audley Harrison to continue fight against violent aggression

Audley Harrison to continue fight against violent aggression

Heavyweight Audley Harrison has pledged to continue to take a stand against violent aggression by continuing his boxing career. The 39-year-old has recovered from being donkey punched by the mass media after being stopped in the third round of his...
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Funny story:  Merry Christmas Middle Class, Enjoy Your Foreclosure

Merry Christmas Middle Class, Enjoy Your Foreclosure

In the age of politics and raging partisan testosterone, two million unemployed people who lost their jobs as a result of the economy are about to lose unemployment benefits just in time for the holidays. Which is fine really, provided the top 2% of...
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Funny story:  Dolly Parton Accidentally Smothers Old Man On Bench With Her Boobs

Dolly Parton Accidentally Smothers Old Man On Bench With Her Boobs

Singer/ actress/humanitarian Dolly Parton, the pride of East Tennessee, was in tears yesterday as Sevier County Sheriff Wade Henry had to take her in for questioning. "This is the saddest day of my life", stated the tearful Dolly. "You know I neve...
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Funny story:  Mercury turns birds homosexual

Mercury turns birds homosexual

The BBC reports that even though he died over 19 years ago, Freddie Mercury still has the power to influence another generation from beyond the grave. This reporter has been astonished to find that the gay icon has an huge influence on women, even...
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Funny story:  Shagaholic Ad - Comedy Sex Is The Best Sex

Shagaholic Ad - Comedy Sex Is The Best Sex

Following the release of a new sexy ad on satirical website TheSpoof.com which depicts some girl who looks like she's being served a portion from behind, local man, Martin Shuttlecock declared that sex is best when it all goes tits up. We've all e...
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Funny story:  Sting, Bono, The Edge and Madonna Second Guess Chosen Stage Names

Sting, Bono, The Edge and Madonna Second Guess Chosen Stage Names

While selection of a single stage name became popular in the late 70's and 80's, many elderly musical artists are starting to regret their chosen monikers now that retirement is looming. What was a unique way to draw attention to yourself as an ar...
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Funny story:  Iran Hangs Soccer WAG; Event Sends Tremors Through  London Night Clubs!

Iran Hangs Soccer WAG; Event Sends Tremors Through London Night Clubs!

The announcement today from Iran that they had publicly hung a soccer wag, the mistress of a former soccer star, has sent a tremor of terror and trepidation though the sports world, especially in the UK where the practice of being a 'temp' has beco...
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Funny story:  Local Man, Martin Shuttlecock, Named And Shamed On Wikileaks

Local Man, Martin Shuttlecock, Named And Shamed On Wikileaks

It probably won't reach the quality newspapers, but Anne Shuttlecock, long suffering wife of local idiot, Martin, was left hopping mad today by Wikileaks revelations which announced to the whole wide world that she had married a complete and utter tw...
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Funny story:  Leslie Nielsen has Last Laugh from the Grave

Leslie Nielsen has Last Laugh from the Grave

[Ft. Lauderdale, Fla.] Leslie Nielsen, the comic actor best known for his roles in Airplane! and The Naked Gun, who passed away last week, saved his funniest jokes for friends and mourners at his funeral today. Halfway through the funeral service,...
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Funny story:  King to be Beheaded

King to be Beheaded

Harking back to the 'good old days' of the English Civil War the Government has passed emergency legislation declaring a State of Emergency which will enable them to execute Mervyn King, former Governor of the Bank of England. It is thought the ex...
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Funny story:  Isle of Wight News - New Secondary colour discovered

Isle of Wight News - New Secondary colour discovered

A new secondary colour has been discovered by Professor Harold Boggoff, a long time resident of Newby, Isle of Wight. When interviewed he said: "Well I was in my lab., by which I obviously mean 'laboratory', when it happened. I was dissecting...
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Funny story:  Was Paul the Pcychic Octopus RIP'd 'because he predicted Russia 2018 World Cup win?'

Was Paul the Pcychic Octopus RIP'd 'because he predicted Russia 2018 World Cup win?'

Germany - (Tentacles): An autopsy result on the prescient cephalopod says he may not have died from natural causes. Alien pathologist Ray Santili found evidence that Paul's last prediction 'saw him pick Russia' as the successful 2018 World Cup bid...
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Funny story:  Index finger length prostate cancer clue

Index finger length prostate cancer clue

A British Journal of Cancer study has found men whose index finger is longer than their ring finger are more likely to poke themselves in the bum hole then men with shorter fingers. Men are well known for poking themselves in the bum hole in secre...
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Funny story:  Car 54 Gets APB On Missing Spoof Writers Colonel Juan And Lynton

Car 54 Gets APB On Missing Spoof Writers Colonel Juan And Lynton

There's a hold up in The Bronx, Brooklyn's broken out in fights. There's a traffic jam in Harlem that's backed up to Jackson Heights, there's a scout troop short a child, Kruschov's due in Eidelwild... But car 54 doesn't care about any of that.
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Funny story:  Elton John Edits National Newspaper

Elton John Edits National Newspaper

Rock and pop legend Elton John is guest editor of today's edition of UK national newspaper The Independent. The paper focuses on AIDS around the world and features arcticles by such luminaries as former US president Bill Clinton. There is also...
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Funny story:  Former Lib Dem Politician Does It Again

Former Lib Dem Politician Does It Again

Former politician, Limpbit Toothpick, has done it again. Having emerged from the Australian jungle (which is really just a bit of woodland behind Surfer's Paradise), he is yet again seen out with a gorgeous 21 year old blonde, with huge threepenny bi...
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Funny story:  Iceland Christmas TV Ad: Bring Back Kerry Katona!

Iceland Christmas TV Ad: Bring Back Kerry Katona!

If you hadn't noticed, it's the Christmas advertising season and already one TV commercial is driving viewers mad. Iceland's ads for festive party food feature cancan dancing girls, variety acts and an MC and, of course, tables full of delicious b...
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Funny story:  Evidence of Possible UFO Activity Found in Central Park

Evidence of Possible UFO Activity Found in Central Park

Joe Carmichael was enjoying the crisp fall air as he raked leaves in Central Park alongside his fellow park volunteers one weekend last month. The sky was blue and the holidays, being just around the corner, lent an air of glee to the entire scene. W...
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Funny story:  Worlds Most Obnoxious Band to Perform Christmas For Obama

Worlds Most Obnoxious Band to Perform Christmas For Obama

As Lawrence Welk use to say, "Everybody Loves a Polka". In the days, of days gone past, Lawrence Welk could almost have you convinced that this was true, well to some degree or other. Today, not so much. People have a choice. Hip Hop to Country th...
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Funny story:  Police Search for Person Who Left Flaming Bag of Poop at White House Entrance

Police Search for Person Who Left Flaming Bag of Poop at White House Entrance

The Secret Service and Washington, D.C. Police are looking for a person or persons who rang the doorbell to the entrance of the White House late Tuesday evening and ran, leaving behind a flaming bag of poop. The butler, wearing bed slippers, reported...
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Funny story:  Former Atomic Kitten Liz McClarnon Says Goodbye To Her Muffin Top And 'Ello To Her Lower Biscuit

Former Atomic Kitten Liz McClarnon Says Goodbye To Her Muffin Top And 'Ello To Her Lower Biscuit

LONDON - Liz McClarnon, former member of the Atomic Kitten, appeared in Look Much Closer Magazine and showcased her brand new slender look. McClarnon said that she went from a size 10 to a size 4 in four short weeks. She said that the secret was t...
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Funny story:  Gyllenhaal Approached for Brokeback Mountain Sequel

Gyllenhaal Approached for Brokeback Mountain Sequel

Original producers for the controversial film have approached Jake Gyllenhaal about a sequel featuring his character on a memory-lane camping trip back to the mountain, only to be visited by the ghostly embodiment of Heath Ledger's character. Whil...
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Funny story:  Quickie Sex Change for WikiLeaks Founder; Julie Andrews options life story

Quickie Sex Change for WikiLeaks Founder; Julie Andrews options life story

Julian/Juliette? That's the enigma wrapped in sequins which is confounding investigators the world over. The latest disclosure from WikiLeaks indicates that founder Julian Asshat may have undergone a vaguely successful at-home sex change in order to...
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Funny story:  Pork Futures Skyrocket on Revlon-Cargill Merger

Pork Futures Skyrocket on Revlon-Cargill Merger

U.S. commodities markets were shocked over the news this afternoon about the pending merger between livestock producing giant, Cargill, with makeup powerhouse, Revlon. In perhaps the most unlikely of partnerships, pork futures rose sharply in heavy...
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Funny story:  Popular telly hostess acquitted of stalking, harassment charges

Popular telly hostess acquitted of stalking, harassment charges

Somewhat remembered television presenter Yvonne Fielding was set free in court today on charges she stalked and harassed WikiLeaks founder Julian Asshat. In compelling testimony before Lady Justice Constant Sterne-Battylaxe, Fielding said she wa...
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Funny story:  Katie Waissel and Her 81-Year-Old Grandmother Shelia Vogel To Star In The Sit-Com, 'The Working Girls Of Wembley'

Katie Waissel and Her 81-Year-Old Grandmother Shelia Vogel To Star In The Sit-Com, 'The Working Girls Of Wembley'

LONDON - The BBC Executive Director of New Shows Ellery Chilliwack has stated that he has signed former X-Factor contestant Katie Waissel and her grandmother, the 81-year-old prostitute Shelia Vogel to star in a new sit-com titled, The Working Girls...
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Funny story:  Julian Assange is abused by Interpol the political puppet

Julian Assange is abused by Interpol the political puppet

Julian Assange, the only man in this world that has guts enough to expose corruption and evil doers is now being framed by a female spy who was hired to bring false charges against him and Sweden is behind the abuse. Assange lets people around the w...
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Funny story:  Weed Dealer App rejected by DEA and FCC

Weed Dealer App rejected by DEA and FCC

Thanks to a ruling which was initiated by the DEA and the FCC, Americans will no longer be allowed to located the closest weed deal with their smart phone. This is strange because you would think that the DEA would want to be able to locate drug dea...
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Funny story:  Lack Of Bathrooms On Enterprise Made Big Mess Says Mr. Spock

Lack Of Bathrooms On Enterprise Made Big Mess Says Mr. Spock

Hollywood, CA - Star Trek's Mr. Spock says the absence of any type of bathroom facilities on the Starship Enterprise was 'very illogical'. Mr. Spock says it caused 'great discomfort' to the crew, and it created 'horrendous' sanitary conditions. "...
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Funny story:  Crayon Manufacturer Introduces Obama Color

Crayon Manufacturer Introduces Obama Color

Move over Hunter Green, there's a new cool color in town and it's name is Obama Brown. Cuckold Crayons announced in a press release Tuesday that they will be adding the Obama crayon to their set of 65 crayons. The company stated that the new colo...
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Funny story:  Mourinho refuses to acknowledge defeat

Mourinho refuses to acknowledge defeat

In the wake of his teams 5-0 thrashing at the hands of Barcelona, Real Madrid head coach Jose Mourinho has refused to acknowledge the result. Mourinho said, "It was obvious for all to see that we deserved the points and I am looking forward to mai...
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Funny story:  Grandpa Ganja's Emporium (Sanctuary) #6

Grandpa Ganja's Emporium (Sanctuary) #6

FADE IN: EXT. DAY. EARL approaches the Emporium and lurches into a MAN coming toward him. They collide and EARL spins around and faces the way he'd been going. He raises his cane and barks at his unseen assailant who stops and looks on wonderingly as EARL threatens empty space. EARL (scowling) Hey! Why don't you look where you're going, buddy? Why, for two cents I'd giv...
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Funny story:  WikiLeaks to adopt pay-per-view business model

WikiLeaks to adopt pay-per-view business model

The notorious tattle tale WikiLeaks is to convert to a pay-per-view site in order to capitalize on a raft of new shocking disclosures just in time for Christmas. "We really think this represents a major advance in our business plan," said founder...
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