Funny story:  Ford announces new 16.0 liter engine and three new models

Ford announces new 16.0 liter engine and three new models

Ford Motor Company today announced it will introduce an all-new 16.0-liter V-14 diesel engine and a heavy-duty 15-speed automatic transmission beginning in early 2011 for its all-new X-Series Super Duty tandem-axle pickup, Ford Exhibition and Ford Ex...
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Funny story:  Tila Tequila Auditions for, Then Is Savagely Beaten By, Juggalos At Concert

Tila Tequila Auditions for, Then Is Savagely Beaten By, Juggalos At Concert

Tila Nguyễn, the academically challenged television whore known as Tila Tequila, is having her face sewn back on at a suburban Chicago hospital, after being unceremoniously removed from the stage of an Insane Clows Posse concert by ticket holders wit...
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Funny story:  Sour grapes:  India Opposition party leader says PM office has lost its value

Sour grapes: India Opposition party leader says PM office has lost its value

In a classic sour grapes attitude 150-year old fading leader of India's BJP Opposition Party, LK Advani has been stopping people in the street to tell them that as far as he was concerned "the PM's office has lost it value". "Who are you and who a...
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Funny story:  Is Tiger Woods Really Sick?

Is Tiger Woods Really Sick?

Even if you throw out the rumors lately that Tiger Woods had aids, something is definitely wrong with him. It seems that every tournament he has been in since November of last year, he has faded as the tournament got into it's third and fourth day...
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Funny story:  EU fatcats using William Hague to dump on Cameron

EU fatcats using William Hague to dump on Cameron

Lady Pishtosh of the EU is using the implied words of William Hague to dump on Cameron During his visit to India DaveCam rightly warned Pakistan that it could not look both ways while receiving billions and billions of dollars in aid from the West...
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Funny story:  Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Is Blaming Their Loss To The Oakland Raiders On Kim Kardashian

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Is Blaming Their Loss To The Oakland Raiders On Kim Kardashian

DALLAS - Jerry Jones, the owner of the Dallas Cowboys, is back singing his old "She's a Jinx" song again after his Cowboys were beaten by the Oakland Raiders 17-9. Two years ago he blamed every Cowboys loss on Hollywood actress Jessica Simpson, w...
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Funny story:  Condoms

Condoms

When the Software industry had badly gone down, three software giants. Sun, SCO(UNIX), and Microsoft started producing condoms and named them Java-condom, CondomiX, and MS-Condoms Vista respectively. A customer using Java-condom complained to Sun that the condom didn't fit correctly. Sun replied: "Wait till we get the ISO standard". They boasted that it would fit any size irrespective of...
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Funny story:  Dr. Laura Emerges From Obscurity, Refers to Black Caller as The N-Word 400 Times, Disappears

Dr. Laura Emerges From Obscurity, Refers to Black Caller as The N-Word 400 Times, Disappears

Dr. Laura Schlessinger has apologized to a country that thought she was dead, after a shocking rant on her radio show, during which she said the n-word 11 times over the course of five minutes. "Yesterday, I did the wrong thing," she said. "I didn...
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Funny story:  TheSpoof.com writers conduct romance via spoofs, fall madly in love, to marry tomorrow

TheSpoof.com writers conduct romance via spoofs, fall madly in love, to marry tomorrow

And they said it couldn't be done! Two popular TheSpoof.com writers have been surreptitiously conducting their on-line romance via spoofs unbeknown to others. Now in an incredible fairy-tale ending that could only happen on TheSpoof.com, CEO Ma...
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Funny story:  Demi Lovato and Joe Jonas Are All Smiles (But Only For The Good Morning America Cameras)

Demi Lovato and Joe Jonas Are All Smiles (But Only For The Good Morning America Cameras)

NEW YORK CITY - Joe Jonas and his ex-girlfriend Demi Lovato performed together on the morning show, Good Morning America. The former couple grinned, and smiled, and carried on as if they were still an item, but it was just for the cameras and the...
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Funny story:  UK Govt to cut civil servant numbers by sending them to Afghanistan in place of soldiers

UK Govt to cut civil servant numbers by sending them to Afghanistan in place of soldiers

Dr. Liam Fox, the British Secretary of State for Defence, announced that he plans to reduce the number of civil servants in his department. At present, there are 80,000 civilians employed by the Ministry, compared to 100,000 soldiers in the British A...
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Funny story:  Kerry Katona gives birth to giant McNugget

Kerry Katona gives birth to giant McNugget

An odd scene met the Warrington community yesterday, as one Kerry Katona of Atomic Kitten and 'inebriated mother of the year' fame gave birth to a humungous Chicken McNugget in a Juicy Couture store in the towns high street. One resident, a Mr Spe...
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Funny story:  Welsh woman gains six stone after misinterpreting advice from a cross channel swimming coach

Welsh woman gains six stone after misinterpreting advice from a cross channel swimming coach

A 43 year old, divorced mother of four from Tredegar in South Wales recently sued her swimming coach for damages after she misinterpreted his advice to 'cover herself in lard' before attempting to swim the English Channel. The woman (who wishes to re...
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Funny story:  Mel Gibson To Co-Host Dr. Laura Show

Mel Gibson To Co-Host Dr. Laura Show

Dr. Laura Schlessinger announced that she is about to finalize a deal where Mel Gibson will appear on her daily radio program as co-host. The professional termagent, who specializes in dispensing tough love and racial epithets to callers to her show,...
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Funny story:  Af-Pak news round-up:  What US says and what US really means

Af-Pak news round-up: What US says and what US really means

US Secretary of State Robert Gates, said earlier this week that the US military had stopped asking Pakistan to root out militants from the Haqqani network hiding in North Waziristan. The reason was that the US felt continuously prodding and nagging...
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Funny story:  Sky issues Soccer Saturday fans an Ultimatum - Subscribe to Sky or Garth Crooks doesn't get it

Sky issues Soccer Saturday fans an Ultimatum - Subscribe to Sky or Garth Crooks doesn't get it

From August 23rd Sky will no longer be broadcasting their Sky Sports News channel on digital Freeview. This means that unless viewers subscribe to Sky they will no longer be able to enjoy the unmissable Soccer Saturday presented by the legendary Jeff...
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Funny story:  Bastard Airways offers Spoof writers air miles for points

Bastard Airways offers Spoof writers air miles for points

Strike-ridden airline Bastard Airways, in an effort to win back disillusioned customers, has offered free air miles to Spoof writers who want to cash in some of their spoof points. Writers get points according to how many people read their article...
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Funny story:  Erectile Dysfunction Clinic Cuts Off Man's Legs!

Erectile Dysfunction Clinic Cuts Off Man's Legs!

Falls Township, PA (BNSE): Court documents released today revealed starting accusations from a Philadelphia area stock broker's lawsuit against a nationally known erectile dysfunction clinic for their alleged amputation of both the plaintiff's legs...
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Funny story:  Fabio Capello says "Bobby Charlton is too old to play for England"

Fabio Capello says "Bobby Charlton is too old to play for England"

England manager announced that affable Geordie Bobby Charlton is too old to play for the England football team. Charlton, who is the only player to have served in more than three World Cup squads and who opened the scoring in the 1966 tournament...
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Funny story:  Pakistan diverted more than 300 millions pounds of 2005 earthquake aid to 'other projects'

Pakistan diverted more than 300 millions pounds of 2005 earthquake aid to 'other projects'

Following the 2005 earthquake, international communities contributed billions of dollars in aid to "help Pakistan rebuild". Today, 5 years later and on the heels of yet another disaster when the bullying Pak Govt is demanding 'more world aid', t...
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Funny story:  Gemma Arterton fed up with being a totty - looking to be the new Angelina Jolie?

Gemma Arterton fed up with being a totty - looking to be the new Angelina Jolie?

Gemma Arterton is fed up with being sexy and pouty. She's tired of being relegated to block-bustery hotty totty roles. No more just a pretty face. The new Gemma sees herself as dirty and gritty, as the 'new Angelina Jolie'. She wants to be taken...
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Funny story:  Kate Middleton's latest hairdresser says William besotted with blond hair

Kate Middleton's latest hairdresser says William besotted with blond hair

Will there or won't there be a Royal Wedding? Only her hairdresser knows! Kate Middleton has been hanging around for almost a decade waiting for her Princess moment. Although there has been no official comment from the men in gray suits there'...
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Funny story:  Bristol Palin Considers Run for Wasilla Mayor against Levi Johnston

Bristol Palin Considers Run for Wasilla Mayor against Levi Johnston

Sarah Palin is pushing her oldest daughter into the political arena whether she likes it or not. After Levi Johnston announced his intended run for Mayor of Wasilla, Alaska, Bristol came forward and said she may run for the same office. We all kno...
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Funny story:  Forget Doomsday Prophecies; Beer Prices are Skyrocketing

Forget Doomsday Prophecies; Beer Prices are Skyrocketing

Another Friday the 13th came and went without incident. It's as if the Universe doesn't take itself seriously anymore. Mars can run retrograde and Saturn can be humping Venus (relatively speaking of course) and still life goes on without so much as a blip. Until now. Quietly staying behind in the shadows was the bad news of the century waiting its turn to slap the face of every serious beer guz...
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Funny story:  Elisabeth Hasselbeck Tears Up Defending White Privilege

Elisabeth Hasselbeck Tears Up Defending White Privilege

"The View" co-host and privileged white person Elisabeth Hasselbeck fought back tears today as she once again defended the point of view of America's privileged white, wealthy minority. Today's tearful performance was not the first for Hasselbeck, an...
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Funny story:  Commonwealth Games have fishy pong

Commonwealth Games have fishy pong

Indian Prime Minister Manmohan Singh is fed up to the gills with all the fishy happenings around the Commonwealth Games that are due to be held in the Indian Capital New Delhi in a couple of months. "I thought things were going swimmingly, until t...
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Funny story:  "Evil Triumphs When Good Men Spank the Monkey"

"Evil Triumphs When Good Men Spank the Monkey"

Robert Gibbs, the White House press secretary startled the press corps this week when he opened his remarks by saying, "Evil triumphs when good men spank the monkey!" Chairs scraped the floor, mouths fell open, and several of the "professional left"...
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Funny story:  Special tickets

Special tickets

Penny had found that she and Terry could go to the West Ham v Bolton game for £1 each and the tickets for the League Cup game against Oxford would be £5 each the following Tuesday. 'It's to get young people to see matches who are not rolling in money' she explained to her Mum. 'You won't get into trouble will you?' 'No, not with Terry.' 'How are you going to get there?' 'By tube to...
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Funny story:  10 Questions You Should Never Ask at a Job Interview.

10 Questions You Should Never Ask at a Job Interview.

"We have an unemployment problem in this country because job seekers continue to ask dumb questions. It has nothing to do with the economy." So says Fred Erator, author of "Why The F--k Do You Think I'm Not Hiring You?" out today. "People want to hire someone that can do the job, sure, but also someone they can tolerate," continues Erator. "I mean, I could hire my wife to be my secretary, but I...
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Funny story:  Stephen Hawking to be turned into a Dalek

Stephen Hawking to be turned into a Dalek

Nobel scientist Stephen Hawking is to be turned into a Dalek, his spokesman revealed today. The British theoretical physicist, whose career spans 40 years and whose book A Brief History of Time famously revealed that the answer to life the universe...
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Funny story:  Spider-Man To Star in NYC Show, Searches for Apartment

Spider-Man To Star in NYC Show, Searches for Apartment

Broadway, here he comes! With December 21 as the opening date for the musical, Spider-Man, Turn Off the Dark, the star is frantically searching for a place to live, but so far it's a no-go. He points out, "I've scaled buildings, spun webs that...
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Funny story:  The Battle of The Wedding Planners Turns Into A Real Life Battle

The Battle of The Wedding Planners Turns Into A Real Life Battle

NEW YORK CITY - The reality show The Battle of The Wedding Planners literally adopted the show's name as the co-hosts Steve Kemble and Cheryl Dent actually got into a big time fight. The two were in The Hampton's preparing for a wedding for Right...
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Funny story:  Obama: If Shania Twain Becomes American Idol Judge, We'll Nuke Canada

Obama: If Shania Twain Becomes American Idol Judge, We'll Nuke Canada

President Obama made history today by threatening to launch a nuclear offensive against Canada, should Canadian songstress Shania Twain become a Judge on American Idol. "That woman ruined pop music from 1997 to 2000," said Obama, when asked for ju...
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Funny story:  Octomom and Levi get married

Octomom and Levi get married

Last night was a great night for newlyweds Levi Johnson and Nadya Suleman-Johnson. After getting marry in Las Vegas early that evening they announced that Octocmon was six months pregnant and the proud father to be was young Levi Johnson. This ti...
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Funny story:  A Sarah Palin Shocker: Levi Johnston Has Seen Sarah Palin's "Secret" Tattoos

A Sarah Palin Shocker: Levi Johnston Has Seen Sarah Palin's "Secret" Tattoos

WASILLA, Alaska - The young man who says he will be the next mayor of Wasilla, Alaska, Levi Johnston says that he has an interesting secret to reveal. Johnston, the ex-future son-in-law of the ex-governor of Alaska Sarah Palin, says that when he w...
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Funny story:  Derek Acorah to "contact" Stephen Gately for ITV

Derek Acorah to "contact" Stephen Gately for ITV

Spirit medium, TV star and Professional Scouser, Derek Acorah will attempt to contact the late pop star, Stephen Gatley, for an ITV special to be aired next week. A spokesman for ITV said; "It is exciting that Derek has agreed to be a part of this...
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Funny story:  Charles Barkley Rips Into LeBron James Calling Him A Punk

Charles Barkley Rips Into LeBron James Calling Him A Punk

SHREVEPORT, Louisiana - Charles Barkley, aka The Round Mound of Rebound may have done gone and stepped smack dab in it this time. Barkley in town judging a Crayfish Eating Contest was asked what he thought about LeBron James leaving the Cleveland...
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Funny story:  Gardener Criticised for Grenade Stupidity

Gardener Criticised for Grenade Stupidity

Geordie pensioner, Herbert Azalea, has long been a proud gardener. Even losing four of his, "green fingers" in a lawnmower accident back in the 70's hasn't stopped him taking to the garden every summer to prune his rosebushes. Last week whilst at...
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Funny story:  Superfrog to deal with mosquito problem

Superfrog to deal with mosquito problem

We've all experienced that high-pitched whine at night - no, not the neighbour's frantic lovemaking, but something equally irritating at 4am. The sound of a well-fed mosquito. Every year, millions of humans are bitten by these bloodthirsty suckers...
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