There were 1,577 spoof news stories published in August 2010. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story:  Olsen Twins Paid $1.33 Million Not to Pose for Playboy

Olsen Twins Paid $1.33 Million Not to Pose for Playboy

Hugh Hefner, owner of the Playboy empire, has often used his considerable checkbook to ensure only the hottest women make it into his celebrated titty magazine. This time, however, Hefner has gone a different route, paying skankadelic twins Mary-K...
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Funny story:  Emma Watson's pussy shot, mistaken for giant rat.

Emma Watson's pussy shot, mistaken for giant rat.

Giant rats - of the kind terrorising an estate in West Yorkshire and Lincoln, have now been found in Oxfordshire. Pest firm Rent-to-kill was called to Oxford after residents complained about a pair of giant rodents stalking the grounds at night, a...
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Funny story:  Justin Bieber Sports First Public Erection, Before, During and After Kim Kardashian Photo Shoot

Justin Bieber Sports First Public Erection, Before, During and After Kim Kardashian Photo Shoot

Dateline HollyWOOD - Jump back Mrs. Robinson, Kim Kardashian is in town. Apparently Justin Beiber was doing a very adult type photo shoot for Elle magazine. Kim Kardashian posed in lingerie with Justin. Justin, being only 16 years old, found it impos...
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Funny story:  Emma Watson & Daniel Radcliffe - Nude Beach & Bubble Bath Pics Not For Publication

Emma Watson & Daniel Radcliffe - Nude Beach & Bubble Bath Pics Not For Publication

Sources today confirmed with a 93% degree of probability that naked shots of Harry Potter stars Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson, on the beach and enjoying a bubble bath do actually exist. Then went on to say that these pictures would never see th...
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Funny story:  Taylor Swift: Sure I'd Get My Boobs Fixed For Taylor Lautner

Taylor Swift: Sure I'd Get My Boobs Fixed For Taylor Lautner

Mutual friends say that Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner are still seeing each other and are even more serious than a year ago. At the time the two were overwhelmed by the paparazzi and schedules so that they were forced to give it up and get back...
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Funny story:  Steven Gerrard Issues Super Injunction

Steven Gerrard Issues Super Injunction

Lawyers acting for beleaguered love rat Steven Gerrard have this weekend issues a so-called 'super injunction' against all UK newspapers and media outlets. Since The Spoof were not served with said injunction, we can exclusively reveal who has ser...
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Funny story:  OMG! John James and Josie marriage and quintuplets!

OMG! John James and Josie marriage and quintuplets!

After many minutes and maybe even hours of internet speculation, rumours of an engagement between Big Brother lovers John James Parton and Josie Gibson have finally been confirmed. Insider, Shannon from the John James and Josie thread, tells all i...
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Funny story:  Big Brother Couple Release Sex Tape!!

Big Brother Couple Release Sex Tape!!

Big Brother fans are today preparing to queue up from midnight in order to get their hands on the latest release. In order to continue sharing their love with the viewing public, John James Parton and Josie Gibson decided to record their first int...
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Funny story:  Van der Sloot Escape Foiled When Plans for Transfer to Maternity Ward  Axed by Gynecologist!

Van der Sloot Escape Foiled When Plans for Transfer to Maternity Ward Axed by Gynecologist!

Peruvian Prison Officials narrowly averted public embarrassment after an elaborate scheme by Joran van der Sloot to escape confinement was revealed after a routine pregnancy test on the detained serial killer. It is widely known in the Peruvian Ja...
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Funny story:  TV's Alice Roberts Keeps Clothes On!

TV's Alice Roberts Keeps Clothes On!

Thinking man's TV crumpet Alice Roberts is facing a viewers' backlash over her new archaeology show. In the show, Digging for Britain, Dr Roberts visits archaeological sites around Britain and discusses the historical facts they reveal. But vie...
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Funny story:  Megan Fox Back In Transformers 4! Signs Double Contract!

Megan Fox Back In Transformers 4! Signs Double Contract!

Hot actress Megan Fox, who has recently married boyfriend, Brian Austin Green, has apparently signed a deal to do Transformer 4, which will be released only four months after Transformers 3. "After signing Megan, which we have been condemned for d...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus Says Blurred Nude Photos Are Fake!

Miley Cyrus Says Blurred Nude Photos Are Fake!

Miley Cyrus is getting into the Mel Gibson mold as every other week she is in the news. That may not be bad for people who need publicity but not for these people. Besides, nearly all of it is negative. After hiding and perhaps purchasing a cam...
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Funny story:  Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron Seen Tickling Each Others Fancy

Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron Seen Tickling Each Others Fancy

STUDIO CITY, California - The couple known as VanZac were sitting at a Pizza Hut in Studio City having a pizza that had been run through the garden. Vanessa (Hudgens) could be heard giggling and Zac (Efron) could be heard saying "Shhhhh, they'll h...
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Funny story:  Selena Gomez Goes To Bed With Robert Pattinson And Taylor Lautner - Miley Cyrus Furious

Selena Gomez Goes To Bed With Robert Pattinson And Taylor Lautner - Miley Cyrus Furious

Hollywood - Unconfirmed reports are flooding in with the shock news that wholesome Texan Disney girl next door, Selena Gomez, went to bed in the early hours of this morning with Twilight hunks, Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner. Skoob Entertainm...
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Funny story:  Cheryl Cole and Derek Hough Go To Disneyland and Cheryl Gets Goosed by Goofy

Cheryl Cole and Derek Hough Go To Disneyland and Cheryl Gets Goosed by Goofy

ANAHEIM - Cheryl Cole and her boyfriend Derek Hough spent an afternoon at Disneyland and had a great time. The gorgeously sexy looking Cheryl remarked at how many different attractions the amusement park had. A little six-year-old fan went up to h...
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Funny story:  Robert Pattinson Apologizes To Taylor Lautner

Robert Pattinson Apologizes To Taylor Lautner

At a press conference yesterday, actor Robert Pattinson stated that he had apologized to his friend and co-star, Taylor Lautner. "We got to be friends while doing the Twilight movies and it was my fault, being jealous over Kristen, that I said thi...
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Funny story:  Derek Hough, Cheryl Cole, Ryan Seacrest, and Julianne Hough Throw The Biggest Nude Beach Party In The History of Malibu Beach

Derek Hough, Cheryl Cole, Ryan Seacrest, and Julianne Hough Throw The Biggest Nude Beach Party In The History of Malibu Beach

MALIBU BEACH - America's most popular dancing couple Derek "The Dancing Dude" Hough and his English girlfriend Cheryl "The Dancing Doll" Cole, together with Derek's sister Julianne Hough, and her American Idol boyfriend Ryan Seacrest threw the larges...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus Says About Paris Hilton: "Sorry, But You Ain't No Marilyn Monroe!"

Miley Cyrus Says About Paris Hilton: "Sorry, But You Ain't No Marilyn Monroe!"

HOLLYWOOD - Paris Hilton paid thousands and thousands of dollars to get her hair, makeup, and clothes to look like Marilyn Monroe's. Hilton paraded up and down the runway of a fashion show as teen queen Miley Cyrus sat in the audience. Paris, a...
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Funny story:  Robert Pattinson Says He Has The "Hots" For Mel Gibson's Ex-Future Wife Oksana Grigorieva

Robert Pattinson Says He Has The "Hots" For Mel Gibson's Ex-Future Wife Oksana Grigorieva

BOSTON - Robert Pattinson was on a promotion tour for his latest movie The Twilight Saga: Eclipse when he was asked about the rumor circulating about his having a big time crush on Oksana Grigorieva, the object of Mel Gibson's 120-plus decibel tirade...
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Funny story:  Van der Sloot Given 3 Months to Live after Contracting Malaria; Granted Humanitarian Release to Scotland!

Van der Sloot Given 3 Months to Live after Contracting Malaria; Granted Humanitarian Release to Scotland!

In a shocking report just released today by the European Union Council of Ministers regarding the Human Rights and Health and Safety of Incarcerated Felons, Joran van der Sloot has been granted a humanitarian release by the Peruvian government when i...
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Funny story:  Miss Nude Universe pageant gets underway

Miss Nude Universe pageant gets underway

Desperate to win the crown many of this years top-bet beauty pageant contestants have gone topless. Photos of these contestants, nude, with nothing but body paint have appeared all over the Internet. Pageant CEO Donny "Comb-over' Frump pouted:...
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Funny story:  Miss Nude Universe contestants stage nude catfight telethon to raise flood-aid.  Phone lines now open!  Ban Ki Moon thrilled to bits with amount raised

Miss Nude Universe contestants stage nude catfight telethon to raise flood-aid. Phone lines now open! Ban Ki Moon thrilled to bits with amount raised

With cries of "Our money is as good as anybody's money", 152 Miss Nude Universe contestants tumbled and rumbled, grabbed and groaned, pulled and tugged , huffed and puffed and contorted their way to the World's biggest flood-aid fund-raiser. The t...
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Funny story:  Aishwarya Rai, Rani Mukherjee, and Preity Zinta To Star In "Chandra's Angels Vs. The Naked Vampires of Calcutta"

Aishwarya Rai, Rani Mukherjee, and Preity Zinta To Star In "Chandra's Angels Vs. The Naked Vampires of Calcutta"

BOMBAY, India - Three of India's leading actresses, Aishwarya Rai, Rani Mukherjee, and Preity Zinta, have agreed to star in the Amanpreet Brothers production of Chandra's Angels Vs. The Naked Vampires of Calcutta. The producers of the film Ashwani...
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Funny story:  America's Got Talent's Prince Poppycock Says He Has Fallen In Love With Adam Lambert

America's Got Talent's Prince Poppycock Says He Has Fallen In Love With Adam Lambert

HOLLYWOOD - The infamously flamboyant Prince Poppycock has confessed to America's Got Talent Host Nick "The Pixie Stick" Cannon that he has developed a crush on Adam Lambert. When asked by Cannon what it is about Lambert that he finds attractive,...
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Funny story:  Cheryl Cole's 2011 Semi-Nude Calendar Will Definitely Break Some Records

Cheryl Cole's 2011 Semi-Nude Calendar Will Definitely Break Some Records

LOS ANGELES - Cheryl Cole and her Dancing With The Stars boyfriend Derek Hough recently had a great time at Hugh Hefner's Playboy Mansion. The happy couple attended Hef's Summertime Lingerie Party where they got to meet the featured guest Anna Cha...
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Funny story:  Spider-Man To Star in NYC Show, Searches for Apartment

Spider-Man To Star in NYC Show, Searches for Apartment

Broadway, here he comes! With December 21 as the opening date for the musical, Spider-Man, Turn Off the Dark, the star is frantically searching for a place to live, but so far it's a no-go. He points out, "I've scaled buildings, spun webs that...
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Funny story:  Kristen Stewart  Worried About Having Robert Pattinson's Baby

Kristen Stewart Worried About Having Robert Pattinson's Baby

Kristen Stewart has admitted that she and Robert Pattison have discussed what their baby would look like and the fact that it would have the blood line of Vlad The Impaler or Dracula in it's system. "Blood is indeed the word", Stewart told report...
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Funny story:  Hillary Clinton Suffers Nip Slip at Exclusive Hamptons Resort

Hillary Clinton Suffers Nip Slip at Exclusive Hamptons Resort

Reporters are picking up a story being circulated among the hired help at an exclusive Hamptons, NY Resort where Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton and her husband, former President Bill Clinton vacationed this weekend. According to unofficial r...
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Funny story:  Eminem video "Love The Way You Lie." Makes Megan Fox Look GREAT!

Eminem video "Love The Way You Lie." Makes Megan Fox Look GREAT!

Producers for Eminem and Rihanna's new music video for "Love the Way You Lie", which premiered online Thursday, found the secret for making superidiot Megan Fox as dramatically impactful as she is visually stunning. Keep her f--king mouth shut.
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Funny story:  Shakira Admits To Stretch Marks Scandal

Shakira Admits To Stretch Marks Scandal

BARCELONA, Spain - Colombian belly dancer and singer Shakira performed her infamous song and dance routine at Barcelona's Running of The Bulls Convention Center. After her two hour performance, the South American firecracker, who says that she los...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato To Record Rihanna's Hit, "I Can Giggle And Wiggle And Fa Shizzle Ma Nizzle"

Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato To Record Rihanna's Hit, "I Can Giggle And Wiggle And Fa Shizzle Ma Nizzle"

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato were sitting by Miley Cyrus' swimming pool and talking about some future collaborative projects that they have in mind. Miley told the two girls that it has really been a hectic summer for her what wi...
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Funny story:  The Real Reason Entertainment Tonight Fired Mary Hart

The Real Reason Entertainment Tonight Fired Mary Hart

HOLLYWOOD - A executive working on Entertainment Tonight explained the real reason that host Mary Hart was fired. There has been widespread speculation that the 55-year-old Hart had gotten into an argument with one of the shows producers who wante...
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Funny story:  Nina Dobrev Says Miley Cyrus Not Welcome On The Vampire Diaries!

Nina Dobrev Says Miley Cyrus Not Welcome On The Vampire Diaries!

Nina Dobrev has told reporters this morning that singer/actor Miley Cyrus would not be welcome on 'The Vampire Diaries' television program! "I have nothing personal against Miley Cyrus but this is a serious show. We work hard to keep it the best...
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Funny story:  The Latest in The Peter Crouch-Monica Mint Scandal - Mint Wants To Steal Derek Hough Away From Cheryl Cole

The Latest in The Peter Crouch-Monica Mint Scandal - Mint Wants To Steal Derek Hough Away From Cheryl Cole

LONDON - The developments in the Peter Crouch - Monica Mint Scandal are developing faster than Heidi Montag's breasts. It now appears that the gorgeously sexy Spanish prostitute has told a very close friend of hers that her next goal is to take Ch...
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Funny story:  Usain Bolt Out For Rest Of Season With Penis Injury

Usain Bolt Out For Rest Of Season With Penis Injury

Olympic and world sprint champion Usain Bolt has been ruled out of competing for the rest of the 2010 season, after a doctor diagnosed a serious penis injury. The Jamaican's famous 'third leg', normally strapped to his leg with duct tape, could be...
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Funny story:  Porn Star Ron Jeremy's Killer Penis Movie Achieves Cult Status

Porn Star Ron Jeremy's Killer Penis Movie Achieves Cult Status

Skoob Entertainment News takes no pleasure whatsoever in announcing that a low budget horror movie, occasionally screened on late night satellite movie channels, entitled: "One Eyed Monster" has achieved cult status in Europe. And that's official -...
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Funny story:  Robert Pattinson, Tom Sturridge Finally Come To Blows, Loose Tooth

Robert Pattinson, Tom Sturridge Finally Come To Blows, Loose Tooth

Apparently those once old friends have had it up to here with each other and friends had to separate them Wednesday night as a black eye on one and a badly cut lip and loose tooth on the other was all the damage that resulted. "It looked a lot wor...
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Funny story:  Sly Stallone Rings Opening Bell at NY Stock Exchange, Cracks the Bell

Sly Stallone Rings Opening Bell at NY Stock Exchange, Cracks the Bell

Last weekend, movie star Sylvester Stallone took over the box office with his new movie, "The Expendables." Then on Thursday, he and fellow cast members -- Dolph Lundgren, Jason Statham, and Terry Crews -- took over the New York Stock Exchange, maki...
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Funny story:  Peter Andre is Ruining OUR Marriage

Peter Andre is Ruining OUR Marriage

While Alex Reid may have created (or more likely sold) headlines in the newspapers over the weekend by claiming Peter Andre is ruining his marriage to Katie Price (allegedly, Katie is "obsessed" with what Peter is doing, where he is, who he is with e...
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Funny story:  Soccer Star In Super Injunction Named

Soccer Star In Super Injunction Named

The unnamed soccer star who won a super injunction against a prominent Sunday tabloid newspaper preventing them from revealing intimate details in order to protect his privacy can now be named. But Skoob Sports News can't do it here because of the...
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Funny story:  Wayne Rooney Press Injunction - Sex, Drugs & Sausage Rolls

Wayne Rooney Press Injunction - Sex, Drugs & Sausage Rolls

Yes, that's right, it's another exclusive and another two fingers up at the legal establishment for issuing yet another nefarious injunction on behalf of yet another classless footballing multi-millionaire scrote... I am delighted to reveal that...
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Funny story:  Chelsea Clinton Already Pregnant By Levi Johnston

Chelsea Clinton Already Pregnant By Levi Johnston

Hold onto your hats! Why Levi Johnston was invited to Chelsea Clinton's wedding has now been announced by a Canadian tabloid, "Mounting News". Apparently Levi Johnston has stated that he may have gotten Chelcea 'in the family way', as Archie Bunk...
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Funny story:  Transformer 4 With Megan Fox Will Begin Fresh Series, In Crowd Action!

Transformer 4 With Megan Fox Will Begin Fresh Series, In Crowd Action!

Michael Bay, who was supposed to wind up the three-episode Transformers movies, now says that there could well be another 3 movies, according to the Australian tabloid, 'Moviesphere'! According to the report, Bay has stated that after the third i...
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Funny story:  Justin Bieber Suddenly Drops Down On Stage During Practice! Cancels Show!

Justin Bieber Suddenly Drops Down On Stage During Practice! Cancels Show!

Young singing sensation Justin Bieber finally underwent tests this morning to see why he suddenly collapsed on stage during rehearsal for the second time in a week, after he admitted that it had happened to help several times before. The seemingly...
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Funny story:  Nude Photographs Of Justin Bieber Now Sold On Black Market Magazine

Nude Photographs Of Justin Bieber Now Sold On Black Market Magazine

A magazine sold on the street that no one seems to know anything about, The Black Market Magazine, has some of it's street vendors selling copies of #213 this week, containing nude photographs of a seven-year-old Justin Bieber. Although reps from...
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Funny story:  Robert Pattinson Tells Taylor Lautner, "You're Next!"

Robert Pattinson Tells Taylor Lautner, "You're Next!"

After the past week of words and fists flying between actor Robert Pattinson and ex-friend Tim Sturridge, Pattinson has now challenged Twilight co-star Taylor Lautner about his relationship with Kristen Stewart. "I don't know what you're talking a...
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Funny story:  West Brom To Field Two Goalkeepers Against Chelsea

West Brom To Field Two Goalkeepers Against Chelsea

As football supporters prepare themselves for the Premier League kick off next Saturday, top flight newboys, West Bromwich Albion are facing up to their tricky away game against Chelsea at Stamford Bridge with renewed optimism, as it was announced th...
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Funny story:  Pattinson's Best Friend Tom Sturridge Seeing Kristen Stewart!

Pattinson's Best Friend Tom Sturridge Seeing Kristen Stewart!

For some unknown reason, no one has ever linked British actor Tom Sturridge with the Twilight people although Sturridge is not only Pattinson's friend but is a name outside the United States, when it comes to movies. Tom reportedly told friends la...
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Funny story:  Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, and Brenda Song Star in "The Teenage Hotties Vs. The Zombies of Hollywood Hills

Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, and Brenda Song Star in "The Teenage Hotties Vs. The Zombies of Hollywood Hills

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The Lighthouse Motion Picture Company in association with Cripple Creek Pictures has announced the filming of Benigno Montemarciano's latest motion picture in his "The Teenage Hotties" series. The film entitled, The Teenage Hotti...
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Funny story:  Steamy Lesbian Soap Bubble Shower Clip - 'Not Us' Say Emma Watson & Katy Perry

Steamy Lesbian Soap Bubble Shower Clip - 'Not Us' Say Emma Watson & Katy Perry

Following the release of an internet clip on notorious website hehhehsortedwinkwink.con depicting explicit lesbianese sex acts in a shower stall, with soap bubbles and a loofah... Which named the participating lesbian couple as Emma Watson - Hermi...
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Funny story:  Alexa Rae Joel Diagnosed with Mariska Hargitay Syndrome

Alexa Rae Joel Diagnosed with Mariska Hargitay Syndrome

Alexa Ray Joel, the daughter of bug-eyed songsmith Billy Joel and Supermodel Christie Brinkley, has been diagnosed with Mariska Hargitay Syndrome (MHS) --an autoimmune disorder that temporarily suppresses mitochondrial DNA in fetuses, allowing only t...
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Funny story:  Big Brother welcomes back Jade Goody to the Ultimate Big Brother final

Big Brother welcomes back Jade Goody to the Ultimate Big Brother final

Ex Big Brother housemate and ex human being, Jade Goody has returned to the Big Brother house for the ultimate showdown against other former Big Brother housemates. Goody turned up to the show in an urn and was then catapulted over the garden wall...
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Funny story:  Babes bare boobs at US Testicle Festival

Babes bare boobs at US Testicle Festival

ROCK CREEK, MONTANA: And you thought Americans were so "full" of family values they wouldn't say shit if their mouths were full of it! For a nation whose popular media regularly bleeps swear words and inserts asterisks even where it isn't neces...
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Funny story:  Joe Cole Proves He's A Crap Penalty Taker - Cheryl Cole Says 'Dancing' Derek Hough Would Have Made A Better Job Of It

Joe Cole Proves He's A Crap Penalty Taker - Cheryl Cole Says 'Dancing' Derek Hough Would Have Made A Better Job Of It

Latest news - final score not in yet. Liverpool FC, leading 1-0 from a Ryan Babel goal on half time uncharacteristically playing for a penalty at the Kop end in their Europa League tie against Trabzonspor, from somewhere in the back of beyond, were s...
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Funny story:  Robert Pattinson Loses Front Door Key - Txts Kristen Stewart In Desperation

Robert Pattinson Loses Front Door Key - Txts Kristen Stewart In Desperation

Sensational breaking news from Hollywood! - Just when everybody was starting to believe that the Twilight franchise was just about played out, Robert Pattinson - Edward Cullen in the Twilight saga - astounded even the most hard nosed Hollywood report...
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Funny story:  Selena Gomez and Wizards of Waverly Place Co-Star David Henrie Seen Playing Footsie At Taco Bell

Selena Gomez and Wizards of Waverly Place Co-Star David Henrie Seen Playing Footsie At Taco Bell

EL SEGUNDO, California - Teen singing sensation Selena Gomez and David Henrie, her co-star on Wizards of Waverly Place were spotted playing footsie at a local Taco Bell in El Segundo. When Selena noticed that she had been spotted she quickly put d...
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Funny story:  Nude Sex Tape of Heidi Montag and Playmate Karissa Shannon Will Soon Be Selling Like Hot Cakes

Nude Sex Tape of Heidi Montag and Playmate Karissa Shannon Will Soon Be Selling Like Hot Cakes

WEST HOLLYWOOD - During his marriage to Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt was always looking for ways and means to make a dollar. A close, unnamed source revealed that when Spencer saw his wife Heidi's boobs, he just did not see knockers, he saw hooter...
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Funny story:  Derek Hough and Cheryl Cole Attend A Lingerie Party At Hugh Hefner's Playboy Mansion

Derek Hough and Cheryl Cole Attend A Lingerie Party At Hugh Hefner's Playboy Mansion

HOLMBY HILLS, California - Derek Hough and Cheryl Cole were the special guests of an elaborate lingerie party hosted by Mr. Playboy himself Hugh Hefner. Hef invited the good looking couple to a special party that he was throwing for alleged Russia...
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Funny story:  Robert Pattinson Not Named 'Sexiest Man Alive' By GCHQ Magazine

Robert Pattinson Not Named 'Sexiest Man Alive' By GCHQ Magazine

Twilight heart throb Robert Pattinson, who plays vampire Edward Cullen in the Twilight saga of movies may have been voted the sexiest man alive by teen readers of several magazines, but GCHQ Magazine was not one of them. The editor of GCHQ Magazin...
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Funny story:  John Terry mistaken for giant rat and shot on West Yorkshire housing estate

John Terry mistaken for giant rat and shot on West Yorkshire housing estate

Footballer John Terry is recovering after being shot on a housing estate in West Yorkshire. The former England captain was mistaken for a 30 inch rat that had infested the area. Brandon Goddard, 31, who shot Terry, said voluminous vermin have been...
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Funny story:  Kara DioGuardi Visits Casey James after Being Fired by Idol

Kara DioGuardi Visits Casey James after Being Fired by Idol

Kara DioGuardi was praying for a reason to get back in touch with her favorite American Idol, Casey James, after he was booted from the show. Her prayers were answered. DioGuardi was recently told that her contract wouldn't be renewed and she'd no lo...
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Funny story:  Gossip websites and paparazzi ready to lash out on Miley Cyrus after 18th b-day!

Gossip websites and paparazzi ready to lash out on Miley Cyrus after 18th b-day!

Popular actress and singer(?), Miley Cyrus, will probably have to deal with hell from Gossip sites and paparazzi after her 18th birthday. On November 23rd, Miley will be turning 18 and after that there will be probably a big convention on ways to...
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Funny story:  Feel Old? Fred Durst of Limp BizKit is 40.

Feel Old? Fred Durst of Limp BizKit is 40.

Fred Durst, lead vocalist of Limp Bizkit, often cited as the catalyst for the ruination of the alternative rock explosion of the 1990s, turned 40 years old today. Born August 20, 1970 in North Carolina, Fred tried out careers as a sailor in the U.
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Funny story:  Eat Pray Love?  Pow Pow Pow!

Eat Pray Love? Pow Pow Pow!

That was the no-holds-barred approach taken by Sylvester Stallone, facing a box office challenge over the weekend. His action flick, "The Expendables," turned out to be U. S. box office champ, grossing an estimated $35 million. The weekend tak...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus Setting Web For Justin Bieber, "Come On Over!"

Miley Cyrus Setting Web For Justin Bieber, "Come On Over!"

After having her latest live-in boyfriend Liam Hemsworth thrown out after a confrontation with her dad, Miley Cyrus has been threatening to move out. However, it seems that she has suddenly eyeballed 16-year-old Justin Bieber. "I just love the way...
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Funny story:  Kerry Katona & Peter Andre's Lovechild: "It'll Slip Out Like a Wet Fish"

Kerry Katona & Peter Andre's Lovechild: "It'll Slip Out Like a Wet Fish"

Talentless alcoholic pillhead, Kerry Katona (aka Kerry Katatonic), is expecting her fifth child and this time it's the bastard lovechild of permatanned leatherman, Peter Andre. Andre - who has no freckles because they all slid off - has been smash...
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Funny story:  Celebrity BBWs Dylan and Cole Sprouse are 18!   ---Second in the series: "For Those About To Fap"

Celebrity BBWs Dylan and Cole Sprouse are 18! ---Second in the series: "For Those About To Fap"

Middle-aged adult men who live in rooming houses and volunteer at the YWCA rejoice: Rubinesque beauties Dylan and Cole Sprouse turn 18 on August 4th. Dylan and Cole, stars of the multimillion-dollar "Nutri-System For Teens" ad campaign, were born...
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Funny story:  Derek Hough and Cheryl Cole's Hot Love Life Is Sizzling Up The L.A. Celebrity Scene

Derek Hough and Cheryl Cole's Hot Love Life Is Sizzling Up The L.A. Celebrity Scene

HOLLYWOOD - Derek Hough took is gorgeously sexy English girlfriend singer, Cheryl Cole up to the Hollywood Hills where he photographed her as she sat on top of the Hollywood sign's letter D for Derek. And then Derek got on top of the H and Cheryl...
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Funny story:  H&R Block Becomes First Corporation To Attempt Suicide, After IRS Discontinues RAL Debt Indicator.

H&R Block Becomes First Corporation To Attempt Suicide, After IRS Discontinues RAL Debt Indicator.

H&R Block, Inc. is resting comfortably in a Kansas City, MO hospital after attempting to leap to its death, following a stunning move that may cripple the Refund Anticipation Loan (RAL) business: The Internal Revenue Service today announced that...
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Funny story:  Adam Lambert & Partner Drake LaBry To Marry Within A Few Weeks

Adam Lambert & Partner Drake LaBry To Marry Within A Few Weeks

The latest on singer Adam Lambert is that he and his on again, off again partner (Pun intended) is that they may become one of the couples to get hitched in San Francisco in the next few weeks, as soon as they can get a ruling. "If it doesn't, we'...
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Funny story:  Fap-Guilty No More: Selena Gomez is 18

Fap-Guilty No More: Selena Gomez is 18

Men who felt guilty for getting all tingly after watching her on "Wizards Of Waverly Place" or --yuck-- as Gianna on Barney and Friends should hide their heads in shame no longer: Selena Gomez is 18. "Oh, man," said 54 year-old Diego Farmworker,...
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Funny story:  Shakira Says That Her World Cup Finals Affair With Spain's Gerard Pique Was Just A Flirtatious Time-Passer

Shakira Says That Her World Cup Finals Affair With Spain's Gerard Pique Was Just A Flirtatious Time-Passer

EL PASO - The Colombian hip shaker Shakira had just finished performing to a sold-out crowd at El Paso's La Chupacabra Convention Center when she was asked about her extra curricular activities during the 2010 World Cup Finals which were recently hel...
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Funny story:  Arnold Schwarzenegger Agrees To Do XXX Movies To Raise California Funding

Arnold Schwarzenegger Agrees To Do XXX Movies To Raise California Funding

Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has agreed to do several more Triple-X movies, where he got his start, to raise some money for the state's failing economy. "I will give my all to help us out here. We must all do our part to get this state back on t...
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Funny story:  Stephen Hawking Claims Aliens Invading Humans from Inside Our Bodies

Stephen Hawking Claims Aliens Invading Humans from Inside Our Bodies

"You are no longer alone in your body," was the message of Stephen Hawking's latest talk on whether or not aliens do, in fact, exist on Earth. "You have been looking outside yourselves for little grey men with big bug eyes and brains the size of wate...
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Funny story:  Kristen Stewart Dating Dev Patel In India

Kristen Stewart Dating Dev Patel In India

So it looks like Kristen Stewart has became tired of Robert Pattinson's jealousy and headed for Bollywood. Now that she's there, she has been seeing a lot of actor, Dev Patel. Whether the two are serious or not, they seem to enjoy each other's com...
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Funny story:  Demi Lovato and Joe Jonas Are All Smiles (But Only For The Good Morning America Cameras)

Demi Lovato and Joe Jonas Are All Smiles (But Only For The Good Morning America Cameras)

NEW YORK CITY - Joe Jonas and his ex-girlfriend Demi Lovato performed together on the morning show, Good Morning America. The former couple grinned, and smiled, and carried on as if they were still an item, but it was just for the cameras and the...
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Funny story:  Sony releases new 'super slim' PS3 model

Sony releases new 'super slim' PS3 model

Sony has announced the release of a new iteration of the Playstation 3 that comes with a number of 'essential' changes. First of all, the controller will drop the motion sensing and vibration technology, as well as a few joysticks. An official Son...
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Funny story:  Joe Jonas Buys His Brand New Girlfriend Ashley Greene A Brand New Lamborghini

Joe Jonas Buys His Brand New Girlfriend Ashley Greene A Brand New Lamborghini

HOLLYWOOD - Joe Jonas certainly knows what it takes to make a young starlet happy. The middle brother of the famous Jonas Brothers has just gone out and purchased a brand new emerald green 2010 Lamborghini Murcielago for his latest love interest...
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Funny story:  Lisa Marie Presley Seeing Ghosts!

Lisa Marie Presley Seeing Ghosts!

The police in Memphis, Tennessee received their nightly call from Lisa Marie Presley when she's not on the road. "She calls us every single night she's at the family home there at Graceland, saying she just saw a ghost of Lisa Marie Presley", stat...
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Funny story:  Pattinson Tells Tom Sturridge That Kristen Is HIS Plaything!

Pattinson Tells Tom Sturridge That Kristen Is HIS Plaything!

Apparently these two old friends are still clashing over the actress, Kristen Stewart, with Rob Pattinson saying that old ex-friend Sturridge should stay away from his plaything! "Plaything!" yelped Kristen Stewart when she heard the term. "I hope...
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Funny story:  Usain Bolt Beaten By Gay

Usain Bolt Beaten By Gay

US sprinter Tyson Gay handed the World and Olympic champion Usain Bolt only his second professional 100m defeat as the American stormed to victory at the Diamond League meeting in Stockholm last night, but the victory was somewhat soured after it bec...
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Funny story:  Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart In Deja Vu Panic

Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart In Deja Vu Panic

The stars of the Twilight saga, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, today held a crisis press conference, in order to express their deep concern that it's all starting again. Pattinson and Stewart expressed their concerns through an intermediary...
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Funny story:  Susan Boyle throws a cat in a bin

Susan Boyle throws a cat in a bin

Crazy Celtic crooner Susan Boyle found herself in hot water today after she was caught on CCTV throwing a cat into a wheelie bin. SuBo was filmed walking past a house in Coventry when she stopped to stroke a tabby cat. Then after checking if anyon...
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Funny story:  Iranian ecstasy, cocaine, home-made alcohol, sex clubs, ­orgies and stoned to death for adultery

Iranian ecstasy, cocaine, home-made alcohol, sex clubs, ­orgies and stoned to death for adultery

Tehran, Iran: Forget the other fleshpots in the world, when you come to Iran on holiday, you are told a party is being held, but no one is told the address as it's too risky because someone might leak it to the police. Told to follow a car to a p...
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Funny story:  Justin Bieber Confesses What He Likes The Most About Kim Kardashian

Justin Bieber Confesses What He Likes The Most About Kim Kardashian

SAN FRANCISCO - Justin Bieber was up in San Francisco doing interviews with three of the local radio stations. He was asked how he liked San Francisco. He said that he has always liked Frisco. He pointed out that he loves to ride the cable cars. H...
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Funny story:  Barnes & Noble May Be Put Up For Sale, Kindles Aid Nooks

Barnes & Noble May Be Put Up For Sale, Kindles Aid Nooks

The finance world was stunned on Tuesday to learn that Barnes & Noble, which owns 720 bookstores in the U.S., was considering selling the company. Nooks, B&N's electronic readers, were shaken to the core by the announcement. "Who know...
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Funny story:  Paris Hilton Claims Miley Cyrus Or Lindsay Lohan Hid Cocaine In Her Purse!

Paris Hilton Claims Miley Cyrus Or Lindsay Lohan Hid Cocaine In Her Purse!

Arrested for the umpteenth time, Paris Hilton told police that she believed that Miley Cyrus put the stuff in her purse. "Or it was that Lohan woman. We all got called in for that fake clinic mess and I set my purse down and those two came in. I t...
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Funny story:  Cat dumps 45 year old woman in bin - and posts video on YouTube

Cat dumps 45 year old woman in bin - and posts video on YouTube

There has been outrage among Human Rights organisations after a cat was seen dumping a 45 year old woman in a litter bin. The woman, Mary Bale, was effortlessly picked up by the moggy, shaken and unceremoniously dumped in the trash can in Coventry, w...
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Funny story:  Lady Gaga Face-Fucked By Fan

Lady Gaga Face-Fucked By Fan

US singer, Lady Gaga, the performer responsible for the worldwide number 1 hit anthem Poker Face, is at the centre of a new controversy in New York this morning, after it was alleged by the star, herself, that she had been attacked and face-fucked by...
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Funny story:  Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Divorce Inevitable

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Divorce Inevitable

Although Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart aren't even married, odds makers are placing bets that if they were married, they would already have been divorced by now. Said one bookmaker in Las Vegas, "I know it's hard to get your head wrapped ar...
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Funny story:  Kim Kardashian Turns Justin Beiber Into, Sex Slave/Boy Toy

Kim Kardashian Turns Justin Beiber Into, Sex Slave/Boy Toy

After a recent photo shoot for Elle magazine. Justin Beiber became infatuated with Kim Kardashian's, badonkadonk. Justin just couldn't get over Kim's rear end. It appears he is totally fixated on her butt and can't think of anything else. Kim has...
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Funny story:  BBC News Men Set For Punch Up

BBC News Men Set For Punch Up

Tickets for a planned fist fight at a secret location between BBC news anchor Simon McCoy and weatherman Tomasz Schafernaker are selling like hot cakes. The fight was announced last night after Schafernaker's on-screen gaffe - literally tens of vi...
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Funny story:  America's Got Talent: Prince Poppycock and Murray The Magician Make It - Doogie Horner and Mary Ellen Head On Back Home

America's Got Talent: Prince Poppycock and Murray The Magician Make It - Doogie Horner and Mary Ellen Head On Back Home

HOLLYWOOD - The America's Got Talent Judges, Piers "The British Bloke" Morgan, Sharon "Sniffles" Osbourne, and Howie "The Germophobic" Mandel are getting better at picking the contestants who will be moving on in the AGT competition. All three tol...
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Funny story:  America's Got Talent: Prince Poppycock Performs Dressed As A Sailor, and Little Anna and Patryk Burn Up The Dance Floor

America's Got Talent: Prince Poppycock Performs Dressed As A Sailor, and Little Anna and Patryk Burn Up The Dance Floor

HOLLYWOOD - America's Got Talent Host Nick "The Yardstick" Cannon said that the competition is really heating up. The lucky man who is married to the extremely talented and sexy Mariah Carey said that two of the top acts are Prince Poppycock (PP)...
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Funny story:  BlackBerry Family Expecting, iPads Say SO WHAT

BlackBerry Family Expecting, iPads Say SO WHAT

Rumor is that the new addition will be called the BlackPad and will arrive in November. It'll be a tablet computer to compete with the Apple iPad and will be offered for sale by Research In Motion (the company that also sells the BlackBerry). iPa...
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Funny story:  Demi Vs. Miley: A Catfight to Remember

Demi Vs. Miley: A Catfight to Remember

Last night on Rodeo Drive, after exiting a club with new boyfriend, Joe Jonas, Miley Cyrus was attacked by actress/singer Demi Lovato. Miley, unaware of the crazy jealous girlfriend that was running towards her, was knocked to the ground and had...
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Funny story:  Colonial Tourist Claims Title of   "Man With World's Largest Penis" after Airport Scan at JFK !

Colonial Tourist Claims Title of "Man With World's Largest Penis" after Airport Scan at JFK !

Due to unintended consequences, a normal man, quite ordinary in fact according to neighbors, was recently found to be "The Man With The World's Largest Penis' after a full body scan as he passed through JFK airport on his way to Britain on Holiday.
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Funny story:  Porn Star Vows To Save Anal For Wedding Night

Porn Star Vows To Save Anal For Wedding Night

When the director yells cut and the men pile off of young porn star Shelby Cummin, she can lift her head high knowing that she is saving something for her future husband. "Look, I know the crazy shit I do on a daily basis, I just want my husband t...
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Funny story:  Pole: Most Amerikan Students Think Inglish is Not Impotant

Pole: Most Amerikan Students Think Inglish is Not Impotant

In a new Gallop pole, the nashun's teenajers have voised there opinyun that skool does not provide a valuble edukashun. Allthoe Amerika's teens beleve thay is better off now than thay was before there skooling began, more beleve the edukashun sist...
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Funny story:  Love found in China's nine-day traffic jam

Love found in China's nine-day traffic jam

Nine days ago, Chang Chew was single and on his way to work in the city of Beijing when he became caught in the world's largest traffic Jam. 8 days later and still stuck in the traffic jam; Chang Chew became a married man. "Me is so happy," Chang...
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