Funny story:  Victor Nicholas & Erskin Quint Discover the Second Source of the Great Bumbogoola River - Part The Three

Victor Nicholas & Erskin Quint Discover the Second Source of the Great Bumbogoola River - Part The Three

Just as the audience at the exclusive Threadbare Street Bogus Officers Club finished gasping with awe after Erskin Quint of the newly formed Adventurer's Club extemporized on his journey with Victor Nicholas to the Ufganufgwa Interior in search of the source of the Great Green Bumbogoola River of Eastern Nbomoland they were treated to yet another tale of adventure by Victor Nicholas regarding the...
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Funny story:  The Scandal-Ridden TV Reality Show "Models of The Runway" Is Cancelled

The Scandal-Ridden TV Reality Show "Models of The Runway" Is Cancelled

NEW YORK CITY - Insiders are stating that The Lifelong Channel modeling show Models of The Runway has been cancelled. The shows executive producer Slizza Huffnagle-Filterfield stated that from the very beginning the show was plagued with lots of prob...
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Funny story:  American Idol's Randy "The Dawg" Jackson Gives Crystal Bowersox A Standing Ovation

American Idol's Randy "The Dawg" Jackson Gives Crystal Bowersox A Standing Ovation

HOLLYWOOD - It does not happen very often, one of the American Idol judges was so moved by the excellent performance of Crystal Bowersox that he gave the Ohio singer a standing ovation. Randy Jackson, no relation to Michael, Jesse, or Andrew, said...
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Funny story:  Susan Boyle to appear at the Edinburgh International Festival

Susan Boyle to appear at the Edinburgh International Festival

Scottish singer, Susan Boyle is set to appear at the world famous Edinburgh International Festival in August. She has turned down the opulence of the Usher Hall to appear, nightly, on stage at the Princes Street Gardens. The singer has expressed a...
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Funny story:  The Word on The Street is That American Idol's Mike Lynche is Gary Coleman's Long Lost Son

The Word on The Street is That American Idol's Mike Lynche is Gary Coleman's Long Lost Son

HOLLYWOOD - A reliable source, but one who wishes to remain totally anonymous, has stated that this year's gigantic black contestant, Michael Lynche, is in actuality actor Gary Coleman's long lost son Mike Coleman. The unnamed source said that he...
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Funny story:  Being Stupid Hurts Your Brain: Studies link dumb thinking with declining mental faculties

Being Stupid Hurts Your Brain: Studies link dumb thinking with declining mental faculties

Being stupid could make you lose your mind, recent research suggests. One recent long-term study found that really dumb people experience a much more pronounced and rapid decline in brain functions, writes Ima Smartie at the New York Times. Another f...
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Funny story:  American Idol's Crystal Bowersox Breaks Down During Her Live Performance

American Idol's Crystal Bowersox Breaks Down During Her Live Performance

HOLLYWOOD - The pressure of being the best contestant of this years American Idol bunch has finally gotten to the group's leading singer. Crystal Bowersox, a 24-year-old blonde dreadlocked mom from Elliston, Ohio had not quite finished singing her...
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Funny story:  Volcano ash saves Earth from enslavement

Volcano ash saves Earth from enslavement

The volcano ash that has been terrorizing Europe for the past week turned out be our savior. According to NASA, an alien fleet of battleships was crossing the North-Atlantic ocean on their way to North America, when they all suddenly crashed in the o...
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Funny story:  Jon Gosselin Goes In To Get His 3-Inch Penis Augmented

Jon Gosselin Goes In To Get His 3-Inch Penis Augmented

BEVERLY HILLS - Jon Gosselin of the cancelled reality show Jon and Kate Plus 8, has revealed that he has decided to go in to have his little bitty 3-inch pecker enhanced. Jon said that he really and truly felt betrayed when his ex-girlfriend, Hail...
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Funny story:  Lorry driver seen over-taking safely!

Lorry driver seen over-taking safely!

There were amazing scenes on the M4 yesterday immediately after Steady Eddie, HGV driver for only a week, succeeded in over-taking another HGV inside 30 seconds and without holding up any other drivers. This amazing and unheard of occurrence was...
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Funny story:  Doubt cast on Donner Party cannibalism; remains of Chinese takeout at Alder Creek campsite

Doubt cast on Donner Party cannibalism; remains of Chinese takeout at Alder Creek campsite

The infamous Donner Party, which legend says resorted to cannibalism after being stranded in the Sierra Nevada in 1846-47, may not have eaten each other after all, surviving instead on eggrolls and Moo Goo Gai Pan, new research indicates. A study...
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Funny story:  Church to be rebranded to be more politically correct

Church to be rebranded to be more politically correct

Concerned by falling attendances and worried that this may be related to its paternalistic approach, the church has decided to change certain aspects of their approach to make them more politically correct in an attempt to win over modern day feminis...
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Funny story:  US Treasury Unveils Redesigned $100 Bill

US Treasury Unveils Redesigned $100 Bill

Standing proudly about as if they had done something, US Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner, Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke, Treasurer of the US Rosie Rios, and US Secret Service Deputy Director Keith Prewitt, today unveiled America's newest...
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Funny story:  The Icelandic masterplan

The Icelandic masterplan

Henrik and Olaf (not their real names to protect anonymity) are two vulcanologists, geologists, and economists who are extremely well educated and have taken advantage of every uni and college course Iceland and Denmark has on offer. They did not hav...
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Funny story:  Phlegm of the Month

Phlegm of the Month

Match of the Day has revealed a radical departure from their well know "Goal of the Month". Anchorman Gary Linuchhhher told me, "Since the departure of Adrian Chiles we felt that the old order of things needed an upgrade, and what better than to s...
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Funny story:  Ashcroft seen in Ash cloud

Ashcroft seen in Ash cloud

A strange sighting happened today when A homeless Icelandic man claimed he saw Former Attorney General John Ashcroft floating within the volcanic ash cloud hovering over Europe making an complete ass clown of himself. He said he was singing a cov...
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Funny story:  Airlines to Seek Compensation from "Chicken" Governments

Airlines to Seek Compensation from "Chicken" Governments

The heads of major airlines across the globe were united in their attack on the European air safety chiefs, as "not making money" finally overcame their initial cautious response to the cloud of volcanic ash. Wee Willie Walsh, one time leprechaun...
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Funny story:  Kate Garraway Rushed To Hospital After Being Told Adrian Chiles Was Joining GMTV

Kate Garraway Rushed To Hospital After Being Told Adrian Chiles Was Joining GMTV

GMTV presenter Kate Garraway has been rushed to hospital following being told that Adrian Chiles was joining the GMTV team. One ITV insider said "She suddenly went very pale, cried out 'No!' and began to vomit uncontrollably. We called an ambulance s...
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Funny story:  Sir Alex Ferguson Names Gordon Brown As His Successor

Sir Alex Ferguson Names Gordon Brown As His Successor

Sir Alex Ferguson has finally announced the name of the man he wants to replace him at Manchester United. Typically, Fergie has gone for a fellow Scot. Gordon Brown may seem like a surprise choice to many, but Sir Alex is certain that such an appoint...
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Funny story:  Fellas, Check Those Tattoos, Chinese May Have Last Laugh

Fellas, Check Those Tattoos, Chinese May Have Last Laugh

More and more stories are coming out of small tattoo parlors in every China Town from New York to San Francisco about authentic Chinese tattoo artists who have recently decided to have a little fun with what they perceive as the "gullible and boastfu...
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Funny story:  Dummy's guide to being a family court judge part 2

Dummy's guide to being a family court judge part 2

Continuing our undercover investigations into the dark and seemy world of family law, here is another excerpt from the book, the Dummy's guide to being a family court judge, given to all solicitors/barristers and magistrates about to embark on their first sitting in that Alice in Wonderland world of the Family Courts... Definitions - to make your life a bit easier, we have defined some of the c...
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Funny story:  "England Will Win World Cup" Claims Carol Vorderman

"England Will Win World Cup" Claims Carol Vorderman

Maths genius Carol Vorderman has unveiled a mathematical formula that proves that England will win the next world cup. Vorderman studied form and past tournaments in a bid to uncover the winner. "If you take all the facts into account the answer i...
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Funny story:  David Hasselhoff to Reprise Old Roles in 'The Hung and the Breathless'!

David Hasselhoff to Reprise Old Roles in 'The Hung and the Breathless'!

Hollywood embraced recycling today when it was announced David Hasselhoff agreed to headline the new cable soap opera 'The Hung and the Breathless.' Hasselhoff is best remembered by reviving the lifeguard series 'Pamwatch' and starring in the sci...
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Funny story:  Abner and Annie visit Scotland

Abner and Annie visit Scotland

Abner and Annie are from Illinois and they love to travel. They have come to Scotland to visit the home town of Miss Susan Boyle, Annie's heroine. Abner is a great reader and has asked his Scottish friend, Jimmy Broon to show them round, starting...
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Funny story:  Indian "Sex Guru" is arrested for being "obscene" as under-age prostitutes Pimps are declared "clean"

Indian "Sex Guru" is arrested for being "obscene" as under-age prostitutes Pimps are declared "clean"

Indian Guru, Nithyananda Swami, has been arrested and dumped in the "Black Hole of Calcutta" for being obscene. He was filmed "bunking" it off with a couple of female mistresses and his ashram hasn't been the same since. Disgusted followers of...
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Funny story:  Egg Throwing on the up and up

Egg Throwing on the up and up

Egg throwing, or tossing, has been recognised as as symbol of rebirth of the earth since early pagan celebrations were first recorded. "Egg tossing is also known as a team competition with basically the following rules, although the exact details...
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Funny story:  Susan Boyle autobiography news has the fanatics flapping

Susan Boyle autobiography news has the fanatics flapping

News of a Susan Boyle autobiography, ghost written, has sent the fanatics into a flurry of file searching. An advertisement, on a fansite, for any and all information on the singers rise to fame, has created a maelstrom of one-upmanship. One Ca...
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Funny story:  Dummy's guide to being a family court judge

Dummy's guide to being a family court judge

This intrepid under-cover reporter has secretly obtained a copy of the 'Dummy's guide to being a family court judge'. This is supplied to all solicitors and barristers when they offer to do one day a week as a deputy district judge at their local county court. It is also supplied to the volunteer magistrates before they sit on family cases in the magistrates court. Excerpts include: a)...
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Funny story:  Susan Boyle: the fairytale

Susan Boyle: the fairytale

Once upon a time there was an ugly duckling, sorry I am looking at the wrong fairytale. There once was a simple unemployed , woman who claimed she had never been kissed, called Susan Boyle, rather ordinary looking, a bit eccentric, maybe but you would not take any notice of her in a crowd until the day she appeared in front of three plonkers on a talent show called Britain's Got Talent. She sto...
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Funny story:  A new campaigning organisation  gets Labour Party backing

A new campaigning organisation gets Labour Party backing

The Labour Party have publicly endorsed a new campaigning organisation called the Heterophobes Against Heterosexuals Army (HAHA) who have been targetting male-female couples who have been seen in public together without a chaperone. HAHA have bee...
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Funny story:  NHS near collapse

NHS near collapse

This undercover reporter has obtained documents showing that the NHS is near to collapse. Owing to the success of the pro-female recruitment campaign, 75% of trainee doctors are female. In a study recently published, however, it showed that femal...
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Funny story:  Magna Carta nobody gives a Rats Arse

Magna Carta nobody gives a Rats Arse

The Magna Carta, is probably the greatest document in England's history regarding the protection of the peoples liberty. It restricts the right of monarchy to be unjust against ordinary citizens but also through its declaration of freedom makes it cl...
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Funny story:  Tories accept that Fathers are important

Tories accept that Fathers are important

David Cameron amazed seasoned news reporters by claiming that he realised that fathers were important. Following the release of Iain Duncan-Smith's report which indicated fatherless families were the overwhelming main cause of all the negatives i...
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Funny story:  Labour sue The Spoof for stealing their manifesto

Labour sue The Spoof for stealing their manifesto

In a coup for Spoof writers, this undercover reporter has heard that the Labour Party is planning on court action as a result of writers obtaining leaked documents pertaining to Labour Party proposals after the election. Spoof reporters have rece...
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Funny story:  Man City PR man has a very public meltdown!

Man City PR man has a very public meltdown!

At the beginning of the Premier League season, a huge debate was going on among football fans across the country. The question being considered was whether or not Man City would surpass United as the dominant football force in the city? A quick gl...
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Funny story:  Labour appoint FW De Klerk as Equalities adviser

Labour appoint FW De Klerk as Equalities adviser

Labour moved quickly to snap up Mr F W De Klerk to replace Harriet Harman as Deputy Prime Minister in order that she can run for PM against Gordon Brown after the election. Mr de Klerk will also take over her job in charge of Equalities Adviser.
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Funny story:  Staffs Uni enter BUCS 7s but leave Mary out

Staffs Uni enter BUCS 7s but leave Mary out

This year Staffordshire University Men's Rugby Union Stoke have competed a rare treble after winning the league, Midlands Cup and varsity against Keele. This is not bad for a university that two years ago were relegated into the lowest league in...
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Funny story:  Michael Parker Pen & The Your Going to Die Plan

Michael Parker Pen & The Your Going to Die Plan

Daytime television its a nightmare when it comes to the commercial break because your sure to see that ad with Michael Parkinson, or should that be Michael Parker Pen, because he offers you a free parker pen as you long as you give them money till th...
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Funny story:  How a man's drinking Buddy became his stinking body

How a man's drinking Buddy became his stinking body

Alan Derrick hid the body of his friend for ten years after he died because he feared being evicted from his council flat. His friend Dennis Pring, apparently died ten years ago and Mr Derrick, hid the body under a sofa for all that time. Basil...
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Funny story:  Samantha Cameron Better In Bed Than Alan Titchmarsh says Miriam Clegg

Samantha Cameron Better In Bed Than Alan Titchmarsh says Miriam Clegg

London - (Larkspur): A filthy rumor on the internet has compared politicians' wives' erotic skills in the mixed herbacious flower beds. Samantha Cameron and Miriam Clegg have both been pollinated by legendary TV horticultural pundit Alan Titchmars...
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Funny story:  Palin, God, Ahmadinejad and the Pope

Palin, God, Ahmadinejad and the Pope

Recent revelations seem to confirm that Sarah Palin now considers herself to be the hand of God in America. Reports of her belief that she was doing God's will in Alaskan politics has now been outdone by alleged comments made at the end of last...
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Funny story:  Body of Soldier killed at Culloden in 1746 found

Body of Soldier killed at Culloden in 1746 found

The body of a soldier killed at Culloden, has been found at the sight of the massacre carried out by the butcher Duke of Cumberland, against the Highlanders. Although there was nothing left but bones around the skeletons neck was a name tag Camero...
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Funny story:  St George's Day comet hovers ominously over Windsor Castle

St George's Day comet hovers ominously over Windsor Castle

Windsor - (Order of the Gutter): Harbinger of death and totem of volcanic fiascos Comet C/1861 G1 Thatcher, source of the annual 16-26 April Lyrid meteor shower, has been spotted hovering menacingly over Windsor Castle's St George's Chapel. The 1...
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Funny story:  Labour to offer a Mens Minister

Labour to offer a Mens Minister

Finally bowing to criticism that Labour had a women's minister and no men's minister, Labour announced that as a sop to male voters that if any of the turkeys voted for Christmas, sorry Men voted for Labour, then they would make a new post reserved f...
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Funny story:  Labour admit 'failures' in Afghanistan

Labour admit 'failures' in Afghanistan

The Ministry of Defence will for the first time pay 'significant' compensation to the family of the dead servicewoman killed in Afghanistan. A commentator said: "It is a terrible tragedy to lose a daughter in these appalling circumstances and the...
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Funny story:  CSA to be renamed as Mother Support Agency

CSA to be renamed as Mother Support Agency

In order to further ensure the votes of women in general and single mothers in particular, Labour have announced plans to rename the failing child support agency with a more accurate title based on what it is ACTUALLY there for - Mother Support Agenc...
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Funny story:  Derek Acorah releases an album

Derek Acorah releases an album

World famous psychic Derek Achorah has released his first album of songs to an unsuspecting public. Acorah who hails from Liverpool, the home of the Beatles, the Lightning Seeds and Cilla Black, is following in a long tradition of TV celebrities s...
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Funny story:  DaVinci Invented the Star Jump

DaVinci Invented the Star Jump

The mystery surrounding the Vitruvian Man, the iconic drawing by Leonardo DaVinci, which has baffled scientists and historians for centuries, has finally been solved. In a latest ground breaking study, Dr Benchpress, from the Institute of Ground B...
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Funny story:  Fabrice Tourre 'is Bernard Madoff's son' - reports

Fabrice Tourre 'is Bernard Madoff's son' - reports

New York - (Off-the-Wall-Street): Suspended Goldman Sachs bookie Fabrice Tourre 'is being scapegoated' after DNA swabs suggested he is likely to be Bernard 'Ponzi' Madoff's son. The London-based trader has had his business licence withdrawn by Cit...
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Funny story:  Labour extend plans to prevent crime by aborting potential criminals before birth

Labour extend plans to prevent crime by aborting potential criminals before birth

In order to appear tough on crime in the run up to the election, Labour plan to use further profiling to target resources on those most likely to commit crime in the future. In addition to plans to build another 100,000 places to lock men up inde...
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Funny story:  Lib Dems extend parental leave to some fathers

Lib Dems extend parental leave to some fathers

Lib Dem manifesto proposals offer a tiny crumb of comfort to the huge numbers of misguided men who thought that they were a slightly safer haven than the other parties for their vote. WRONG! Lib Dems propose to share parental leave between parents...
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Funny story:  Labour proposes plans for new tax on men

Labour proposes plans for new tax on men

Labour have announced that if elected they will introduce new taxes only on men. As part of their continuing wealth transfer from men to women, the incoming Labour government, which is desperate to fund the huge benefits bill for single mothers, w...
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Funny story:  Harriet Harman admits men do exist

Harriet Harman admits men do exist

Following recent reports that Harriet Harman is 'leader-in-waiting' to take over from Gordon Brown following the election, she has moved to quell suggestions that she will remove the few remaining rights men have, if elected. In an under-cover in...
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Funny story:  Robert Pattinson and Kristin Stewart Make Another Headline

Robert Pattinson and Kristin Stewart Make Another Headline

Soon to be 50 and quite willing to admit he isn't too bright, urban hermit, part time Spoof writer and permanent curmudgeon, P.M. Wortham reveals that he has no freaking idea who Robert Pattinson or Kristin Stewart are, or why their names garner as m...
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Funny story:  The Chuckle Brothers Children Conundrum

The Chuckle Brothers Children Conundrum

Children's entertainers The Chuckle Brothers, alias Paul & Barry Chuckle, have been on television, for twenty one years and they tour the country with their stage shows every year. Although their slapstick comedy is mainly for children some of...
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Funny story:  Workington's new flood tightrope opens to daredevils

Workington's new flood tightrope opens to daredevils

Motorists who faced an 18-mile detour after a Cumbrian town was split in two by flood waters can now use a £4.6m temporary tightrope. The previous pontoon was destroyed in the floods which caused severe damage in Workington last November. PC Wi...
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Funny story:  Alex Ferguson could quit Manchester United to enter World Chewing Gum Championships

Alex Ferguson could quit Manchester United to enter World Chewing Gum Championships

Alex Ferguson is considering leaving as Manager, of Manchester United, to enter the World Chewing Gum Championships. For the last two years Mr I Chew, Chairman of the World Chewing Gum Championships, has been sending emails to Ferguson, on a daily...
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Funny story:  Nick Clegg Election Strategy The Work of a Taxi Driver

Nick Clegg Election Strategy The Work of a Taxi Driver

Nick Clegg's sudden surge in the polls is the work of a London taxi driver. The Liberal Democrat leader was in third place when he hailed a cab one evening. That journey may have changed the course of British politics. The cab was being driven by...
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Funny story:  Venus Williams to be new "face" of Testicular Cancer

Venus Williams to be new "face" of Testicular Cancer

Man-mountain Venus Williams, five times Wimbledon "Ladies" Singles winner, has agreed to become primary ambassador for the fight against Testicular Cancer. Williams, with an estimated fortune of over 26 million USD, yesterday gave a Press Conferen...
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Funny story:  iPhone demand boosts Apple egos

iPhone demand boosts Apple egos

Strong sales of its iPhone and Macintosh computers helped Apple egos to leap by 90% in the first quarter of 2010. iPhone users head size increased on average by 49% in the three months to 27 March. Apple said it sold about nine million of its popu...
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Funny story:  Charlie Sheen seen in disguise

Charlie Sheen seen in disguise

Charlie Sheen is apparently now out of rehab for all his addictions and is apparently starting to shit, I mean shoot new episodes of the television comedy series Two and a Half Men which had to be put on hold while he was away. There are reports t...
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Funny story:  Britney forgets to pull her zip up

Britney forgets to pull her zip up

Britney Spears, was spotted leaving the Mondrian Hotel, in West Hollywood recently but she had forgot to pull her zip up in her blue jeans and she seemed totally oblivious to the fact that her zip was completely down. Had she made a quick visit to...
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Funny story:  Lady Gaga moons to the audience on stage

Lady Gaga moons to the audience on stage

After watching that historically inaccurate movie, Braveheart, about Scotland's National Hero William Wallace, singer songwriter Lady Gaga, was so impressed with the mooning scene that she appeared on stage in Tokyo, and mooned to the audience. Th...
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Funny story:  America isn't full of obese people

America isn't full of obese people

In an explosive article that's sure to rock the rest of the World, Professor Jules von Liebentrop has categorically stated that 10 years of research in a pizza parlour has been worthwhile public spending. The USA is in fact full of morbidly obese...
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Funny story:  Subo to write her own story

Subo to write her own story

Publishers fearing a catastrophe are frantically trying to convince Susan Boyle to allow a ghost writer to pen her story, but she's having none of it. Subo wants to write it all herself! A representative of her publishing firm said "We don't know...
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Funny story:  Cowell "I would have told that 10 year old how bad her song was!"

Cowell "I would have told that 10 year old how bad her song was!"

Simon Cowell doesn't even hold back when he rates the kids on BGT. Cowell was ill and so his chum Walsh filled in at the last auditions and Cowell was not happy with one contestant's offering. The person in question was little Amy Phillips from Wolve...
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Funny story:  Brown loses cock in very suspicious circumstances

Brown loses cock in very suspicious circumstances

I felt rather sorry for poor old Boris Johnston when he lost his cock, then I heard that Gordon Brown had also lost his cock and became very suspicious about the circumstances of the loss that purportedly occurred in the middle of the night. Apparently Sarah was known to be quite jealous of the constant attention he lavished on it. I rather suspect that after being disturbed by his incessant sn...
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Funny story:  Nick Clegg TV debate details found in cab

Nick Clegg TV debate details found in cab

The leader of the Liberal Democrats has apparently left his hand written TV debating notes in the back of a cab in Westminster. They are now being circulated around UK media outlets and Clegg is denying it all. We managed to get hold of them and h...
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Funny story:  Pope admits to 'Anus Horribilis'

Pope admits to 'Anus Horribilis'

The Pope is today said to be 'in hiding' in the Vatican after a humiliating typing error made him the laughing stock of the world's media. The spelling mistake that caused all the hilarity was found in an 'Open Letter to the Faithful' intended to...
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Funny story:  England named least Patriotic country in Europe

England named least Patriotic country in Europe

A recent survey shows that only one in three people know when St Georges Day is. Maybe They should ask Cameron, Brown, & Clegg only one is bound to know. The survey also discovered that England is the least patriotic country in Europe which is a...
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Funny story:  Obama on Cattle Guards

Obama on Cattle Guards

For those of you who have never traveled to the West or Southwest, cattle guards are horizontal steel rails placed at fence openings, in dug-out places in the roads adjacent to highways (sometimes across highways), to prevent cattle from crossing ove...
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Funny story:  Volcano Flu Claims First Victim

Volcano Flu Claims First Victim

Doctors in the Icelandic capital, Rejkjavic, say they have recorded the first known fatal case of Volcano Flu, a man who lived only about 3 miles from the Eyjafjallajoekull volcano which has been belching black, acrid smoke and ash into the skies ove...
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Funny story:  Icelandic Volcano Dust Could Be Down To 'Unstable Volcanic Activity' - Claim

Icelandic Volcano Dust Could Be Down To 'Unstable Volcanic Activity' - Claim

The volcano dust that has wreaked havoc with air flights over Europe for the last seven days has been seen pouring out of the summit of the Eyjafjallajoekull volcano in Iceland, it has been belatedly reported, and could well be the product of 'unstab...
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Funny story:  Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Enraged

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Enraged

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart, are really enraged about the stories on the internet about them. Pattinson is particularly annoyed about Spoof writers Colonel Juan, Skoob and Spectrum and made it clear this morning that he is after their bloo...
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Funny story:  Rush Limbaugh Under Attack as Florida Moves to Protect Retarded Panthers

Rush Limbaugh Under Attack as Florida Moves to Protect Retarded Panthers

TALLAHASSEE, Florida - Last year, 17 Florida panthers were struck and killed on roadways in that state, a record high and a devastating blow to one of North America's most endangered mammals. Only about 100 or so panthers remain in Florida, so the sp...
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Funny story:  Cure for Cancer found

Cure for Cancer found

It's a headline that many of us never thought we'd see in our lifetime, but it would appear that researchers have finally discovered a cure for Cancer. Scientists from the University of Bunkum-on-the-Wold claim that if you're not born between the...
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Funny story:  Gigantic scorpion fossil found in Fife was mother-in-law

Gigantic scorpion fossil found in Fife was mother-in-law

A cast is being made of tracks left by a two-metre long 'mother-in-law-type' ancient animal in north east Fife. The tracks were made by a giant six-legged water scorpion called Mrs Gimlet as she crawled over damp sand about 330 million years ago.
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Funny story:  Kate Gosselin's Butt Gets Booted Off of Dancing With The Stars But It Will Appear In PlayMister Magazine

Kate Gosselin's Butt Gets Booted Off of Dancing With The Stars But It Will Appear In PlayMister Magazine

CHICAGO - Like the old Lithuanian saying goes, 'when one door closes another one opens.' And Kate Gosselin is proof of that. No sooner had "King Kate" gotten her Pennsylvania puckeroo kicked off the dancing reality show when her cell phone rang w...
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Funny story:  Dancing With The Stars: "Graceless" Kate Gosselin is Going, Going, Gone!

Dancing With The Stars: "Graceless" Kate Gosselin is Going, Going, Gone!

HOLLYWOOD - Pamela Anderson found herself in Dancing With The Stars bottom two again. But she managed to get by as the American viewers voted to send Kate "The Statue" Gosselin back to her Reading, Pennsylvania home. When her name was announced as...
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Funny story:  Larry Kings' Kids Baseball Coach Was Hitting Homeruns With Mrs. King

Larry Kings' Kids Baseball Coach Was Hitting Homeruns With Mrs. King

LOS ANGELES - It is the time of the season when the words "Play Ball!" ring out all over the United States. But the term apparently had a different meaning to Shawn Southwick, aka Mrs. Larry King. Unnamed, but highly reliable sources say that the...
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Funny story:  Thatcher Primed To Endorse Conservative Fiscal Policy

Thatcher Primed To Endorse Conservative Fiscal Policy

Former Conservative leader Margaret Thatcher is expected to make a public show of support for 'Do Nothing' David Cameron's only concrete election strategy to date - cut benefits to those in need. Thatcher, whose impartial brand of politics culmina...
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Funny story:  Nation's Capitol Shown to Have Three Baseball Teams

Nation's Capitol Shown to Have Three Baseball Teams

Washington DC: The Washington Nationals have been a part of major league baseball (MLB) in this city since 2005. However, there are two older MLB teams resident in the District of Columbia, namely the Democratic Liberals and the Republican Conservati...
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Funny story:  Jeremy Kyle To Take Over From God

Jeremy Kyle To Take Over From God

Jeremy Kyle - the UK version of Jerry Springer - the daytime TV host, has announced that after years of interviewing the scum of the earth for daytime TV he is now prepared to take over from God. According to sources, Jeremy Kyle has tired of maki...
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Funny story:  Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Say Skoob Is A Lying Scumbag

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Say Skoob Is A Lying Scumbag

Twilight stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart today branded Spoof satirist Skoob an outright lying scumbag, as the inadequate author approached them in a futile bid to sustain his overinflated chart status on satirical website TheSpoof.com P...
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Funny story:  Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart & Skoob Perplexed As SPECTRUM Closes Gap In Writer Chart

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart & Skoob Perplexed As SPECTRUM Closes Gap In Writer Chart

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were today perplexed as Spoof writer SPECTRUM vowed to top the site writer chart. Spoof writer Skoob was reported to be hitting the bottle with a vengeance after being informed that it was only a matter of time...
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Funny story:  Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Aware Of SPECTRUM

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Aware Of SPECTRUM

"He's the guy who grabs us all the headlines," Rob announced. "And he's going to take over the Spoof website writer chart," Kristen added. Moving on... Spoof writer Skoob1999 narrowly escaped certain death today when he became enveloped in a...
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Funny story:  Blind Squirrel Finds Nut. Trampled to Death by Angry Moose!

Blind Squirrel Finds Nut. Trampled to Death by Angry Moose!

At a research facility studying the effectiveness of political polls a blind squirrel by the name of Rocky was brutally hoofed to death by his long time civil partner Bullwinkle. The two are among a menagerie of retired cartoon stars at the joint and...
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Funny story:  Desperate Octomom Kate Gosselin has emergency foot surgery

Desperate Octomom Kate Gosselin has emergency foot surgery

In what is called foreshadowing a frantic Kate Gosselin chose 'Don't Forget About Me' on 'Dancing with the Stars' and her abysmal performance has forced her into drastic measures. Kate's disgusted partner, Tony Divamona, slammed on the child ditc...
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Funny story:  Johnny Depp To Teach Robert Pattinson How To Be A Right Proper Cockney Geezer

Johnny Depp To Teach Robert Pattinson How To Be A Right Proper Cockney Geezer

Robert Pattinson has announced that he wants to follow the trend set by David Bowie, John Travolta, and Madonna before him by re-inventing himself as a proper 'Cockney Geezer' like Jack 'Sparrer' the famous drunken movie pirate. And he's going to...
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