Spoof news stories from 2010
There were 20,313 spoof news stories published in 2010. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to browse the spoof news archives.
Horrified Aishwarya Rai & Deepika Padukone Papped Nude By Photo Fiend
Mayfair Exclusive: Luigi Fanchini has Struck Again! The self-crowned King Of Nude Photos has performed an elusive 'double' to add a Fourth & Fifth world-famous beauty to his list of famous nude photo victims.
In a simultaneous hoax, gorgeou...
Anna Chapman Nude Photo Doesn't Prove She's A Redhead
Drop dead gorgeous Russian spy Anna Chapman might well turn out be the genuine flame-haired Mata Hari maiden as claimed by the tabloids.
But a fabulous nude photograph obtained yesterday by top sleuth Colonel Juan fails to provide any 'concre...
Mr. Spock Says Star Trek Cast 'Always Stoned'
Hollywood, CA-- Leonard Nimoy, better known as Mr. Spock, confessed today the entire Star Trek cast "was stoned out of their minds" during filming. Mr. Nimoy claimed the legendary show was nicknamed 'Bong Trek', because everyone was constantly smoki...
Three Reported Missing After Animal Rights Activists Take "War on Leather" to Motorcycle Gang Rally.
Johnstown, PA: Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang rally this weeke...
Cheryl Cole and Cher Lloyd in naked mud wrestling showdown
X-Factor judge Cheryl Cole and wannabe Cheryl Cole and notorious bully in the Malvern area, Cher Lloyd are set to go head to head in a live mud wrestling extravaganza to find out just who is the hardest bitch on prime time Saturday evening television...
Vuvuzela Stuck In Man's Arse
Medical staff have told how a man was admitted to a Johannesburg hospital this morning with a vuvuzela protruding out of his arse.
The local man, who had been blowing his 'horn' at the South Africa v. Uruguay game, had, apparently, been attacked b...
The Snapshots of Miley Cyrus' Vagina Clearly Show She "Can't Be Tamed"
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Miley Cyrus was back at her mansion high in the Hollywood Hills still fuming from the explicit snatchshots that were posted by the blogger to the stars Perez Hilton.
Hilton defended the photos saying that (1) Cyrus is a big girl...
Miley Cyrus & Selena Gomez Nude Photos Spark Highway Mayhem
Fans of precocious teenagers Selena Gomez and Miley Cyrus were at loggerheads today as several shockingly brazen nude photographs of the pair appeared on an internet site specializing in very young girls. Several thousand fans, mainly teen and pr...
Louise Minchin of "The One Show" Told To Cover Up Her 'Boobies'
LONDON - The One Shows Louise Minchin was all set to go on the air when a producer noticed that the blue dress she was wearing was revealing a little bit more cleavage than most viewers (non-males) would find acceptable.
Minchin was told to go bac...
"Emma Watson Nude Photos Outstrip Selena Gomez & Miley Cyrus", Says Scientist
Scientists at the World Centre For Erectile Dysfunction Institute have calculated that some nude photographs of teenage girls have a more positive reaction than others, amongst a cross-section of typically dirty old men.
Results of a controlled tr...
Aishwarya Rai OR Deepika Padukone Is Fanchini Nude Photo Target
Bollywood was in a state of high alert today as rumours spread that international Paparazzo fiend, Luigi Fanchini has cast his wicked eye upon either superstar Aishwarya Rai OR rising superstar Deepika Padukone.
Fanchini, for those in Mumbai who h...
Selena Gomez Rescued From 'Lolita' Nude Photo Trap By Miley Cyrus
Squeaky-clean 17 year old Disney star, Selena Gomez, has been saved from an evil nude photo scam set up by an infamous paparazzo fiend.
Bambi-eyed Selena last week received an invitation to audition for a new film version of the Vladimir Nabokov c...
Beckham Nude Goddess Irma Nici Is A Bisexual Bombshell
Steamy Bosnian brunette Irma Nici - who claims an acquaintance with David Beckham - boasts a client list bursting with Premier League football stars and European Royalty.
"She's the hottest thing since Irma La Douce", declared an embarrassed Swedi...
Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens Get Matching Intimate Tattoos
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Zac Efron and his girlfriend Vanessa Hudgens at first denied the rumor about them having matching tattoos, but both have since admitted that the tattoo rumor is actually true.
Zac said that the reason that he denied it at first wa...
Kelly Clarkson Defends Her Weight Gain - It's No Problem, I'll Just Wear Black
NATCHEZ, Mississippi - Kelly Clarkson, who was the very first American Idol winner, was in Natchez performing at a concert in The When Dem Cotton Balls Get Rotten Convention Center.
And as always the gal from Texas put on quite a performance. She...
Miley Cyrus Accidentally Shows Off Thong At Basketball Practice
A friend and a former teacher of Miley Cyrus when she was in the ninth grade revealed to one of our reporters that Miley had once "accidentally" exposed herself, wearing a thong in front of the high school basketball hunks.
"Mylie only attended th...
Taylor Lautner to Taylor Swift: "Put out or get out!"
ROANOKE, VA (ABSNN) -- Monsignor Francois Dubois, S.J. admitted that he was involved in "couple's intervention" with the two Taylors, Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift.
"I am just assisting the youngster in probing the true depths of their budding r...
Cheryl Cole's Hospital Nude Photos Reveal Minimal Weight Loss
Doctors treating dangerously ill Geordie songbird Cheryl Cole have announced they harbour no major concerns about her weight.
Following an exhaustive examination yesterday, including both MRI and CT body scans, head-to-toe X-rays and a two hour...
Lovebirds Peter Andre & Kerry Katona Invite Alex Reid To Next Week's Televised Wedding
Loved-up songbirds Peter Andre and Kerry Katona are planning their wedding for next Wednesday according to informed rumours. It will be shown live on BBC atarting at noon.
Yesterday the happy couple were seen in public together for the first tim...
Chile Miner Site to be turned into Theme Park
The President of Chile Uno Gomez has announced the mining disaster site will be preserved as a theme park for tourists to discover 'the spirit of Chile'
Once the miners have been rescued, Sidney World Entertainment Co. (Chile) will move in and com...
The Beautiful Lusciously Sexy Russian Spy Anna Chapman To Showcase Her "Undercover Vagina" in PlayGuy Magazine"
BROOKLYN - Russian spy Anna Chapman was having dinner in Brooklyn's famous Hey Youse Restaurant when she was asked about the rumor going around that she had been asked to appear in a nude layout for PlayGuy Magazine.
Chapman, winked and pointed ou...
Pixie Lott Photoshopped Nude Calendar Sales Rise Following X-Factor Appearance
Following Pixie Lott's appearance as a guest X-Factor judge, sales of photoshopped and completely faked nude calendar shots of the singer have soared at the sole outlet, Ali Bullo's kebab van in Basingstoke.
Ali Bullo would like us to point out th...
Selena Gomez Films Nude 'Puppy Love' Duet With Justin Bieber
Agents for teenage stars Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber have targeted a nude video recording of "Puppy Love" as the next phase of their launch towards stratospheric popularity. With permissible sexual boundaries being re-defined by the hour, account...
Katie Waissel Reveals Nude Dance With 'Signor Boo'
Luscious X Factor wannabe |Katie Waissel is suffering acute short and long term memory loss.
Londoner Katie is Cheryl Cole's new favourite to win the contest. But unknown to Chezza, Katie's got the sort of media 'form' that today finds her splash...
More Naughty Nude Kate Middleton Photos Surface
"These are at a party", we were told. "That's our Kate hanging naked upside down by her toes from the chandelier! See the birthmark?"
Yes we did but who said she had a birth mark?
The West Coast Post decided to buy them anyway but we won't publ...
Naked mystery man in Julia Alexandratou sex tape 'definitely not Nadal' - report
Athens - (Copycat Mess): International singing star Shakira can breathe a huge sigh of relief.
The gorgeous, tanned, naked hunk in Greek pop star's Julia Alexandratou' whirlpool bath video 'definitely isn't Rafael Nadal' according to music industr...
Coronation Street's Sophie Webster and Sian Powers Share An On-Screen "Kiss"
LONDON - Well finally, the much anticipated Coronation Street 'Kiss' between Sophie and Sian has been filmed and will air on April 11.
Sophie and Sian share an on screen kiss that will cause a lot of Coronation Street viewers to go "Blimey!" "Wodt...
Monica Mint Issues Emergency Nude Photo Extravaganza
Teenage temptress, Monica Mint, has hit the jackpot.
After a night of sensuous passion with England Star, Peter Crouch, Spanish Sex-Bombette Monica has decided to cash-in on her sudden notoreity and turn herself into a legitimate World Celebrity...
US teenagers too 'fat to fight'
Two retired generals, John Shalikashvili and Hugh Shelton, have said that overweight American teenagers are the greatest threat to the nation's future security.
"Some of our kids are so fat their only military use would be as something to roll dow...
Peter Crouch Told Monica Mint He Was Scared Of Heights
England star, Peter Crouch, finds himself unluckily plastered over Page One (plus 4-7) of Britain's favourite Sunday tabloid today.
According to teenage Spanish prostitute, Monica Mint, she spotted Crouchie wandering around the backstreets of Madr...
John James , Josie split over JLS contraception clash
Today, the world went into mass depression at the news of a horrendous, dark break-up between Big Brother lovers John James Parton and Josie Gibson.
The split, which has been described as 'devastating' and 'heartbreaking', was caused by an argumen...
"Cher Lloyd Was A Rat-Faced Pikey Bully At School" Claims Schoolmate
Fragile X-Factor wannabe from Malvern, Cher Lloyd was described by an ex schoolfriend as being a rat-faced pikey bully girl last night.
Glenda Sloot, 17, also from Malvern described how the vulnerable looking singer was a nightmare at school.
"...
Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart To Share BAFTA Hotel Love Nest Sunday Night
Piccadilly: Coded Paparazzi reports have been intercepted in London this morning telling how 'Twilight' Saga lovebirds Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have made plans to spend the night together.
Separated by intense work schedules, Rob and...
Paul Gascoigne helping search for Raoul Moat
Police have revealed that as the search for Raoul Moat has entered it's 6th day, the nearby search for Paul Gascoigne is entering it's second week.
"We need to speak to Mr Gascoigne urgently about the disappearance of a distillery in Blyth and the...
Taylor Swift to Taylor Lautner: "I've seen bigger on a three-month old!"
NEW YORK CITY (ABSNN) -- What was to be a fantasy come true, two Taylors in one bed, making hot, sweaty sex (and for one, the first time) became a bitter, howling fist fight that landed both stars in the NYC pokey!
Things began well enough, said s...
X-Factor Katie Waissel Nude Sex Video Inevitable Says Buffty Ginslinger
From Storm Brewing In Teacup Inc - in association with Skoob Entertainment News (SEN)
News that there exists a 'naughty' DVD of X-Factor contestant and Madonna wannabe Katie Waissel may have had the nation choking on its porridge this morning as t...
Simon Cowell's Ex-Girlfriend Pixie Lott Has Nude Photos of Him She Wants To Sell Him
LONDON - Last summer Simon Cowell and singer Pixie Lott were quite an item.
Cowell and Lott were both virtually inseparable even though there was a 30 year age difference between them. Lott and Cowell did have similar interests. Pixie liked to wea...
Taylor Lautner and Ex-Girlfriend Taylor Swift To Film A Condom Commercial
HOLLYWOOD - One of the stars of The Twilight Saga: New Moon, Taylor Lautner has agreed to film a public service condom commercial with his ex-girlfriend country singer Taylor Swift.
Both Taylor's agreed to do the commercial, which is entirely sanc...
Robert Pattinson Tells Kristen Steward About Date With Ashley Greene
"He sure hasn't been himself", stated one guy who has been a sort of unofficial bodyguard since Pattinson was almost ran over by a taxi in New york about a year ago.
"He perked up when the Eclipse Movie thing was going on but he kept looking at As...
Miley Cyrus's Under Age Vagina Flash, A Total Hoax?
Informants inside the Miley Cyrus camp have come forward to expose a hoax perpetrated on the American and world wide fans of the popular singer/actress Miley Cyrus.
It appears the entertainer has had an on going grudge against celebrity blogger Pe...
Sonia Wild: naked Ashley Cole pics 'looked so gay'
London - (Naked Ass Mess): "I mean, what kinda straight guy has a Brazilian if he can help it?" luscious 28 year-old glamour model Sonia Wild said today.
"Sure, he looks cute - in a Freddie Mercury kinda way," Wild added, "but guys don't get waxed...
Ape research points way to origin of religion
Controversial research published in New Scientist, demonstrating that apes suffer self-doubt, has given scientists an important clue into how religion may have originated in our early hominid ancestors.
In the research, apes first watched a human...
USA Female submariners okay - Feminists angry
Newly released plans to allow women to serve on board US submarines has produced outrage amongst feminist groups.
"While we agree that in general this is a good move, we are appalled at some of the overtly sexist suggestions that have been made by...
Vatican memo leak causes more problems for 'God's Rottweiler'
The Catholic church has once again found itself embroiled in scandal after a memo issued by the Vatican was leaked on the Internet. The memo was issued within hours of the tragic air crash in Smolensk which killed many senior Polish government, milit...
Lady Gaga Meat dress now available at your local butchers
Lady Gaga, who got a roasting recently for wearing a meat bikini on the cover of Vogue, also wore a raw meat dress at a music awards ceremony.
According to one source, the thinking is, if they got that upset and it caused that much news just for...
Vanessa Perroncel - Come In Number Five
It appears that Vanessa Perroncel, the French lingerie model and official bedwarmer to the Chelsea football fraternity has been quite a naughty little minx who has been flashing her je ne sais pas at no less than five Chelsea footballers.
Which is...
Anna Chapman Nude Photos Found In Russian Bride Catalogue
Flame-haired beauty not afraid to use her naked body - Brazen flame-haired temptress and espionage queen Anna Chapman can only be described that way. Unceremoniously kicked out of the USA and under scrutiny to revoke her UK Citizenship the "Vladivost...
Wikileaks To Release UFO Secret
Stockholm, Sweden-- Wikileaks plans to release the most stunning secret of all, at a news conference tomorrow. Wikileaks will release a UFO secret so incredible, it will shock the world. Major rioting is expected, and world leaders have been notifi...
Naked Nude Celebrity Topless Penis Vagina Picture Calendar Sales In Decline
Media mogul and market trader cum kebab and pizza shop entrepreneur, Ali Bullo, today complained that sales of nude celebrity calendar pics and posters are in sharp decline, principally because of overexposure on a satirical website, which we can't n...
Ines Sainz Agrees To Appear Nude In PlayGuy Magazine
CHICAGO - Ines Sainz, a sports reporter for Azteca TV from Mexico, has caused quite a controversy since she appeared in the locker room of the NFL New York Jets.
Sainz, who wears her jeans tighter than possibly any woman in the history of jean wea...
Jerry Seinfeld's New Show "Marriage Ref" Cancelled After Only One Week
LOS ANGELES - The curse of the Jerry Seinfeld cast continues as Mr. Seinfeld's latest offering The Marriage Ref has been penalized for unsportsmanlike conduct, intentional grounding, encroachment, and failure to be funny.
The network of the peacoc...
Peter Andre Makes Kerry Katona His Little Easter Bunny
When Romantic Crooner Peter Andre falls in love the world of TV, Tabloid newspapers and the Internet tends to know about it. Peter can't help being what he is. When his heart goes thumpy bumpy he loses all sense of privacy and straightaway churns o...
'Miley Cyrus Vagina Now More Popular Than Britney Spears Vagina' Story Now EXTREMELY Popular
A story published on TheSpoof.com more than eighteen months ago has proved to be the most successful piece of cliterature one of the site's writers has ever written, it's been claimed.
The story 'Miley Cyrus Vagina Now More Popular Than Britney Sp...
Infant Arrested For Terrorism At Airport, Sent To Gitmo
New York, NY-- A three-week old infant was arrested by TSA workers today on suspicion of terrorism. The airport security workers said the infant was murmuring strange words as he tried to board a plane to Mexico with his parents. The parents were a...
Sharapova scorn at semi-nude Shakira/Nadal video
Blushing Meadows - (Hawkeye): Just weeks after revealing to Spoof reporter queen mudder her nocturnal torment at the imaginary hands of grand slam ace Rafael Nadal, the Russian tennis star has spoken about her contempt at his steamy video with blond...
Cheryl Cole Summons "Livid WAG Porn-Revenge Summit" : Tess Daly Invited But Not Vanessa Perroncel
Dubai: Wives and girlfriends are flying into Dubai from all directions to attend a hastily arranged weekend Porn summit. With heartbroken songbird Cheryl Cole in the chair, everyone is expected to attend in a show of support for doormat Toni Te...
Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart Leave For Vacation In Japan
After dodging reporters for several days now, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have told a group of friends to tell everyone they are headed for some 'R & R' in Japan.
Alice Johns, part time actress and friend of Stewart, stated that the c...
Arsene Wenger Affair - Did He Go Down In Penalty Area?
Aresenal's great manager, Arsene Wenger, faces the wrath of the tabloid press this Sunday, accused of taking a dive in or around the box.
Journalists from Wapping to Grub Street are falling over themselves for pictures of Arsene and drop-dead gore...
Stacey Solomon Shows Off Her Camel Toe On Aussie Beach
Kooky former X-Factor contestant Stacey Solomon was warming up nicely for her upcoming appearance on 'I'm A Celebrity - Get Me Out Of Here' on an Australian beach.
Posing for photographers in a metallic finish Khaki bikini yesterday, Stacey indeed...
After Patrick Stewart, James Corden Sets His Sights On Liam Gallagher
It seems that funny fat bloke out of 'Lesbian Vampire Killers' James Corden, having successfully made Star Trek trooper Patrick Stewart look a bit of a twat, is raising the bar.
Apparently he wants to have a go at former Oasis frontman and profess...
Jessica Rowling Arantes: Mum's paranoia about my Portuguese relatives!
Portimao - (Slitherin): JK Rowling's raven-haired, doe-eyed sixteen year-old daughter has lashed out at her Mum's legendary control freakery.
Jessica Rowling Arantes, holidaying with her father Jorge's family in the Algarve, says her Pa is skint a...
Are Nina Dobrev & Ian Somerhalder Planning A Wedding?
With Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart hogging up all the Vampire pairings there are still other vamps on the loose that make a very interesting couple.
Only rumored to be dating at first, many of their fans were blown away when a source told s...
America's Got Talent: Maricar The Sexy Whip-Cracking Dominatrix Is A Big Hit
LOS ANGELES - Every year on America's Got Talent there is a certain act that really makes the judges sit up and take notice. This year is no exception and the act is Maricar the sexy, whip-cracking dominatrix.
The 38-year-old masked beauty certain...
Robert Pattinson: Stage Shocks Made Illegal For Twilight Eclipse
The recently reported "secret" of the actor's surprised, shocked looks in Twilight One & Two has been declared illegal by the Board of Movie Makers, according to star Robert Pattinson.
"It has worked great in the first two movies but we'll hav...
Emma Watson's pussy shot, mistaken for giant rat.
Giant rats - of the kind terrorising an estate in West Yorkshire and Lincoln, have now been found in Oxfordshire.
Pest firm Rent-to-kill was called to Oxford after residents complained about a pair of giant rodents stalking the grounds at night, a...
Joran van der Sloot on Levi Johnston: "I Coulda Been Him!"
Incarcerated sociopath, con man and accused murderer Joran van der Sloot was said to have gone round the bend today in his Peruvian Jail when he heard that protege and Pen pal Levi Johnston was about to score big with surprise marriage to Bristol P...
Naked holographic Kate & Pippa Middleton pop-up Advent Calendar all the rage for Xmas!
London - (Reuterus): The Middleton sisters' will launch their titillating nude Advent treat at the Royal Albert Hall this weekend.
Advent's meaning of 'the coming' will really burst alive with the bronzed and beautifully Brazilianed gals' naked am...
Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson Hunt Raunchy 'Eclipse' Photo
There is one Publicity photograph from Twilight Eclipse that's gone missing. It was taken by chance during the same session that produced the memorable still of Kristen pulling back Robert's shirt to reveal his chest.
Both actors were getting mor...
Robert Pattinson, Kristy Stewart Reveal Secret Of The "Twilight" Series
A major secret on the set of the Twilight movies is something most producers and directors may have never tried, according to two of it's star's, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart.
"If you noticed the shocked expressions on some of our faces it...
Mary Byrne And Cher Lloyd Deny Nude X-Factor Lesbian Romp With Katie Waissel
Hot on the heels of rumours that X-Factor wannabe, Katie Waissel has been getting down n dirty with fellow contestant Matt Cardle - rumours Matt strenuously denied - insiders say that Cher Lloyd and Mary Byrne have also denied having a nude XXX Rated...
Selena Gomez Is Absolutely Furious At Madonna's Verbal Attack On Demi Lovato
NEW YORK CITY - Selena Gomez performed a concert before a sell out crowd at Yankee Stadium. The concession stand director stated that they had never ever sold the amount of popcorn, Crackerjacks, and hot dogs that they sold during the two-hour concer...
IPCC Admits Man-Made Global Warming Hoax!
The Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change has finally admitted that the whole anthropogenic global warming thing was a hoax, a simple joke designed to cheer up the world, which, it says, has become, "far too serious lately."
They apparently hi...
Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato Watch South Africa and Mexico Tie 1-1 In The World Cup Opener
JOHANNESBURG, South Africa - American teen queens Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato flew into Johannesburg's Tarzan and Jane National Airport to catch the opening game of the 2010 FIFA World Cup Finals.
The three celebrities sat in The St...
Brits Bombshell - Cheryl Cole Swaps Nude Photos With Tess Daly
In an eve of Brit Awards display of Sapphic solidarity, anguished Geordie songbird Cheryl Cole has swapped nude photographs with distraught TV presenter Tess Daly. The two women, staying alone in separate hotel rooms, sought solace in each others b...
Woman with largest clitoris - turned down by Book of Records
Bigminge in Two-up two-down sensation - Elsie Bigminge is a simple woman. She lives in a two-up two down with her mongrel dog Lionel. She left school at the age of twelve to go to work in a garden centre, she never married but has a passion for and a...
Katherine Jenkins Naked - No Chance
Anyone hoping to log on to naked photographs of Welsh diva Katherine Jenkins is going to have to spend an awful long time on line, only to be disappointed because no such pictures actually exist - at least not in the public domain - as we can exclusi...
Is This The End For Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart?
After being the subjects of intense scrutiny, massive curiosity and global fascination for months now, media watchers are predicting that the star in Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart's firmament is about to go nova and die out in a massive eclips...
Jennifer Thompson On Screwing Rooney At The Lowry
Oh dear, Wayne, we expected better...
So said Skoob News Sports correspondent and part time caretaker, Donald Skoob (copyright Monkey Woods) of Salford University near Portsmouth this morning.
"Seems like Wazza's graduated from Granny shagging...
Julia Bradbury Nipple Slip Infuriates Spoof Writer As Fact Overtakes Fiction
Top BBC totty Julia Bradbury flashed a nipple at an awards ceremony last night, infuriating a writer on satirical news web site TheSpoof in the process.
The Countryfile presenter was wearing a slinky, backless black number to the Night Of Heroes A...
Steven Gerrard Issues Super Injunction
Lawyers acting for beleaguered love rat Steven Gerrard have this weekend issues a so-called 'super injunction' against all UK newspapers and media outlets.
Since The Spoof were not served with said injunction, we can exclusively reveal who has ser...
OMG! John James and Josie marriage and quintuplets!
After many minutes and maybe even hours of internet speculation, rumours of an engagement between Big Brother lovers John James Parton and Josie Gibson have finally been confirmed.
Insider, Shannon from the John James and Josie thread, tells all i...
Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez Make An Interesting Super Bowl Kissing Bet Concerning Demi Lovato
LOS ANGELES - Two of America's top female teen heartthrobs have just made an interesting bet regarding the Super Bowl between the Indianapolis Colts and The New Orleans Saints.
Miley and Selena, who are both 17, have always been avid football fans...
Emma Watson & Daniel Radcliffe - Nude Beach & Bubble Bath Pics Not For Publication
Sources today confirmed with a 93% degree of probability that naked shots of Harry Potter stars Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson, on the beach and enjoying a bubble bath do actually exist.
Then went on to say that these pictures would never see th...
Justin Bieber Sports First Public Erection, Before, During and After Kim Kardashian Photo Shoot
Dateline HollyWOOD - Jump back Mrs. Robinson, Kim Kardashian is in town. Apparently Justin Beiber was doing a very adult type photo shoot for Elle magazine. Kim Kardashian posed in lingerie with Justin. Justin, being only 16 years old, found it impos...
Jon Gosselin's New Girlfriend Ellen Ross Proclaims - "It's Not The Penis Size That Counts, It's The Penis Size"
READING, Pennsylvania - Well, well, well. It appears that Jon "Little Jon" Gosselin has found himself a brand new girlfriend.
She is 23-year-old Harrisburg native Ellen Ross. Ross says that she likes Jon because he looks just like an oriental Brad...
Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens To Star In "High School Musical 4 - The Baby Bump Years"
HOLLYWOOD - Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens have just confirmed that they have agreed to star in the fourth installment of the High School Musical series.
High School Musical 4 - The Baby Bump Years follows Troy Bolton and Gabriella Montez after the...
Katy Perry gets cold feet
Singer Katy Perry - soon to be wed to long haired television personality Russell Brand has reportedly told how she has started to get cold feet. VERY cold feet.
An inside source says that now the wedding is getting closer, Katy has been putting m...
Van der Sloot Escape Foiled When Plans for Transfer to Maternity Ward Axed by Gynecologist!
Peruvian Prison Officials narrowly averted public embarrassment after an elaborate scheme by Joran van der Sloot to escape confinement was revealed after a routine pregnancy test on the detained serial killer.
It is widely known in the Peruvian Ja...
Big Brother Couple Release Sex Tape!!
Big Brother fans are today preparing to queue up from midnight in order to get their hands on the latest release.
In order to continue sharing their love with the viewing public, John James Parton and Josie Gibson decided to record their first int...
Miley Cyrus Is A Little Bit Pregnant?!
After being accused of being pregnant half a dozen times in the past, it may finally be true, as Miley Cyrus apparently told reporters at her house this morning.
Since this reporter has been banned by the Cyrus family after our mistaken 'cannibal...
Michael Jackson Still Alive? Retired Police Coroner Still Says "That Was Not Michael Jackson!"
In a new book scheduled for release this November, a police coroner is going to make his case that the body he examined was not that of Michael Jackson, unless there were two.
Doctor John Holcom once again is telling people his lab results.
He...
Justin Bieber Admits He Has A Crush On Jasmine Villegas
WINNIPEG - Justin Bieber just opened his Justin Bieber Criss Crosses North America By Bus Tour in Winnipeg's Icy Arena.
Bieber stated that he was thrilled to have Jasmine Villegas as his opening act. When asked if the rumors of his having a crush...
'Quiz-Rage' drinker lashes out at Stephen Fry
A teacher banned for life from his local after a sedate Pub Quiz evening ended in violence, says it is 'bloody Stephen Fry's fault.'
Ardent quizzer Eamon O'Bohan, 52 was taking part in the weekly quiz at North Finchley's 'Elephant & Trumpet' p...
Vanessa Perroncel = Porn Ass Relevance Says Mrs John Terry
London - (Offside Rule): Toni Poole has hit out at the sordid sex revelations about her lying, cheating footballer husband John Terry and French actress Vanessa Perroncel.
The England captain's wife said she'd consulted a medium about her marriage...
Justin Bieber's voice breaks
This is a day that many innocent people of the world have been waiting for. God has finally seen it in his heart to have mercy upon our poor souls.
Justin Drew Bieber, 16, of Ontario, Canada has finally had his voice broken. His reign of terror c...
Kristen Stewart Bondage Exposé With Leighton Meester Horrifies Robert Pattinson
New York: Twilight actress Kristen Stewart suffered the humiliation of a horror public 'incident' last night. One of her suitcases sprang open, spilling an obscene quantity of sexually explicit bondage gear down the grand staircase of the exclusi...
Nick Jonas Sends Nude Images to Miley Cyrus?
HOLLYWOOD - Nick Jonas, 18, of the brother trio, the Jonas Brothers, has been rumored to have nude pictures which are floating in the internet. Evidences were an Omnipod attached to his side, silver band on the ring finger of the naked teen's left ha...
Call of Duty - Black Ops; Cheat Codes Revealed
The long awaited sequel to the wildly successful combat game is set to hit store shelves next week, though insiders across the gaming community were shocked to hear that cheat codes for expanded weapons were made available today.
Insiders to the C...
Dancing On Ice: Christopher Dean Chilling With Karen Barber
LONDON - Christopher Dean of Dancing On Ice fame has reportedly separated from his wife and has been seen doing the 'kissy-kissy' with Karen Barber, Dancing On Ice judge who is rather on the married side.
The Nottinghamshire ice skater Dean is one...
Victoria's Secret Model Replaces Megan Fox In "Transformers 3"
Since Meagan Fox was last heard calling producer Michael Bay "Hitler", it was assumed that a new actress would appear in "Transformers 3" but no one expected it to be someone who has never acted before in her life.
Well, not in a movie.
Rosie H...
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