Funny story:  Joke Shop Tactics "Worse than first thought"

Joke Shop Tactics "Worse than first thought"

The world of professional sport was rocked to its very core by the revelation that players and athletes were using "joke shop" style tactics to gain an unfair advantage over their competitors. Dougie Doo, proprietor of Scarborough's Joke Emporium...
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Funny story:  Scottish Medical Association calls for alcohol advertising to be increased

Scottish Medical Association calls for alcohol advertising to be increased

The SMA today called for an increase in advertising for alcohol in Scotland. Its chief executive Sir Robert C Nesbitt said: 'The techniques being deployed by the drinks' industry to advertise their products are increasingly glamorous and sophistic...
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Funny story:  Derren Brown Pulls Off Greatest Illusion To Date

Derren Brown Pulls Off Greatest Illusion To Date

Derren Brown tonight, on British television, performed the most sensational illusion of his illustrious career, perhaps more astounding even than correctly predicting last Wednesday's six winning lottery balls, when he seemed to have made the very es...
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Funny story:  Susan Boyle aka SuBo CD a fake

Susan Boyle aka SuBo CD a fake

SuBo - the YouTube sensation from Britain's Got Talent - recorded her first CD but it's a fake. 'That's not her singing on that CD' - screamed one American fan. 'She sings a million times better than that.' SuBo became an internet sensation when...
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Funny story:  UK wants Hadise!

UK wants Hadise!

Last year's Turkish representative, Belgian born Hadise, has been asked to represent the UK for the Eurovision Song Contest in 2010. Hadise came 4th with her song Düm Tek Tek at the Eurovision Song Contest 2009. Hadise's vocal talent was first not...
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Funny story:  South Carolina Secedes From the Union, Again!

South Carolina Secedes From the Union, Again!

In yet another dramatic turn of events the Republican politicians serving in Congress, including Joe Wilson and those in the Senate, along with Mark Sanford, the governor have, harkened to the days leading up to the American Civil War, drawn up paper...
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Funny story:  Former Pakistani dictator 'living above kebab shop in Paddington'

Former Pakistani dictator 'living above kebab shop in Paddington'

London - (Rotters): How the mighty are fallen. Only a year ago he was top dog in Pakistan. Living the life of riley in the Islamabad presidential palace. Hotline to President Bush and Vladimir Pootin. Madoff $$$s paycheck every month. And no...
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Funny story:  Twilight Books Pulled From Primary Schools

Twilight Books Pulled From Primary Schools

Primary school students have been banned from reading the teen cult classic Twilight books because they are too considered too racy. Librarians have stripped the books from shelves in some junior schools because they believe the content is too se...
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Funny story:  Barbara Padilla and Susan Boyle To Record "Voices Across The Water"

Barbara Padilla and Susan Boyle To Record "Voices Across The Water"

NEW YORK CITY - The singing sensation from Scotland, Susan Boyle, and the singing sensation from Mexico, Barbara Padilla will soon be going into the recording studio and recording a song written by Sir Paul McCartney titled "Voices Across The Water."...
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Funny story:  Gadaffi promises "Losers" Scotland and Murray to blow their opposition "Out of the Sky"

Gadaffi promises "Losers" Scotland and Murray to blow their opposition "Out of the Sky"

Colonel Gaddafi has vowed to "Losers" Scotland that they will qualify for the World Cup in 2010 and that Andy Murray will blow Federer and Nadal away in 2010, and if not, he certainly will. Out of gratitude for releasing the Lockerbie "Mass Murder...
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Funny story:  Where Are They Now? Part 2: Benny From 'Crossroads'

Where Are They Now? Part 2: Benny From 'Crossroads'

In the second of our series 'Where Are They Now?', we turn to a figure who in actual fact was a much-loved national treasure over many years, but who in recent times has amazingly failed to register even as a pothole on the 'Sat Nav' of the nation's collective psyche. After much research, and the calling in of numerous sexual favours, I eventually managed to discover the fate of the one and, thank...
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Funny story:  New Evidence: Jesus Crucified for Skipping Out on Last Supper

New Evidence: Jesus Crucified for Skipping Out on Last Supper

Jerusalem - New historical evidence throws a bombshell into the official reason for the crucifixion of Jesus Christ. According to Professor Brighton Moorehead of Oxford University ancient records recently discovered in an old stone shoebox in the bas...
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Funny story:  Lady GaGa drops everything in Paris for a bit of Moulin Rouge, I CAN CAN, ooohh!

Lady GaGa drops everything in Paris for a bit of Moulin Rouge, I CAN CAN, ooohh!

Shocking the Parisien Paparazzi takes a lot but even they were reeling as Lady GaGa appeared wearing only a pair of hot black panties revealing her hot pink carpet and very "hot lips." She announced to the world that she was on her way to the Moul...
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Funny story:  Lindsay Lohan Joins Khan Jee In Designer Footwear That Could Capture The Whole Toe-Sucker Market!

Lindsay Lohan Joins Khan Jee In Designer Footwear That Could Capture The Whole Toe-Sucker Market!

Lindsay Lohan's high-fashion shopping habits are well documented by anyone who has followed her say, over the last 24-hours, and now she's putting all that to work: Khan Jee has hired her as her artistic adviser. The Khan Jee fashion house of off...
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Funny story:  Joe Wilson To Become Spokesperson For Tourette Syndrome

Joe Wilson To Become Spokesperson For Tourette Syndrome

(Washington, D.C.) South Carolina Republican Joe Wilson, who shouted "You lie" during President Obama's speech on healthcare to Congress, dropped another bomb shell today, adding to his initial statement that the remark was not premeditated. He has T...
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Funny story:  Laredo Drug-Sniffing Dog Becomes Addicted

Laredo Drug-Sniffing Dog Becomes Addicted

LAREDO, Texas - United States Custom's Department Director Adobe "Chipper" Chipotle has informed Washington D.C. that one of his top drug-sniffing dogs Spot has sadly become addicted to drugs. Spot, who is six years old has been a U.S. Custom's (C...
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Funny story:  South African Hermaphrodite Runner Pregnant With Hermaphrodite

South African Hermaphrodite Runner Pregnant With Hermaphrodite

Doctors at the centre of the South African Hermaphrodite case have revealed another twist in the already-boring tale of Caster Semenya, the 800m runner who is 'a bit of both' - she's up the duff! Semenya, 18, is expecting a child after penetrating...
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Funny story:  'Where Are They Now?' Part 1 Florence From 'The Magic Roundabout

'Where Are They Now?' Part 1 Florence From 'The Magic Roundabout

Today, in the first part of a new series called "Where Are They Now?", a hideous and offensive intrusion into the lives of those who confidently believed they had forever disappeared from the public radar, I caught up with and interviewed one time child prodigy and oversized glove model, Florence from the much-loved children's television programme 'The Magic Roundabout'. Florence, now 61, liv...
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Funny story:  First Total Ass Surgery Approved For Rosie O'Donnell

First Total Ass Surgery Approved For Rosie O'Donnell

In the first of it's kind, Rosie O'Donnell will receive a total ass replacement surgery early next year at an unknown Mayo Clinic in Minnesota. Although it was a close call between O'Donnell and Bernie Madoff, Madoff's health was taken into consi...
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Funny story:  U.S Coast Guard On Potomac Fires On Magazine Swimsuit Issue Photo Shoot

U.S Coast Guard On Potomac Fires On Magazine Swimsuit Issue Photo Shoot

Washington, D.C. - A U.S. Coast Guard naval vessel patrolling the Potomac River has fired on a vessel full of voluptuous blonde ladies taking part in a photo shoot for the swimwear edition of a top men's magazine, while President Obama was heading ac...
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Funny story:  Michael Jackson Found ALIVE!

Michael Jackson Found ALIVE!

There were scenes of jubilation, combopulation and paedoration outside the Neverland ranch this afternoon, after it was announced that, despite the fact that a grand funeral was held to bury him last week, the King of Pop, Michael Jackosn, was today...
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Funny story:  Breasts Trump Other Body Parts at Spoof

Breasts Trump Other Body Parts at Spoof

In a startling revelation, online satirical rag "The Spoof" today announced that articles that mention "breasts, "boobs," "mammos," "hooters, "melons," "tatas," "fun bags," "gazongas," "bazongas," "congas," "jugs," "hefties," "nose cones," "pontoons,...
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Funny story:  South African Runner Hermaphrodite Is A Bit More Man Than Woman

South African Runner Hermaphrodite Is A Bit More Man Than Woman

Caster Semenya, the South African 800m she-man at the centre of the 'is she/isn't he' Hermaphrodite scandal, has been checked-out again by doctors, who now say that the runner is a little bit more man than woman. Semenya, who became the world cham...
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Funny story:  Hacker Infects School Video Systems with Socialism Virus

Hacker Infects School Video Systems with Socialism Virus

A hacker apparently infiltrated hundreds of school video systems across the United States Tuesday and introduced the virulent socialism virus into them. Monitors from the Fox Fruitcake Company, who discovered the hacking and disclosed it to the publi...
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Funny story:  Grandma Lee and Barbara Padilla in Huge Catfight!

Grandma Lee and Barbara Padilla in Huge Catfight!

LOS ANGELES, CA, SEPTEMBER 11, 2009 …… Grandma Lee's remarks to Barbara Padilla backstage at the America's Got Talent Semi-Finals clearly hit a nerve for the always composed lyric soprano, widely considered the contest frontrunner. "Grandma Lee w...
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Funny story:  Beckham Stakes Claim For World Cup Berth

Beckham Stakes Claim For World Cup Berth

Obsessive/Compulsive disorder sufferer David Beckham has said in the strongest possible terms that he wants to be a part of England's World Cup plans - the 2050 World Cup, in fact, and beyond! "I just love playing for England," said 'Goldendrawls'...
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Funny story:  Death Cat Visited Ted Kennedy Just Before Death

Death Cat Visited Ted Kennedy Just Before Death

The noted cat, Calvin Oscar, who has been seen going into the rooms of over 50 dying patients at a nursing home in Providence, Rhode Island two years ago, before he was adopted and taken home by a worker there, apparently appeared in the room of Mass...
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Funny story:  Guy Fawkes to sue 911 'Truthers'

Guy Fawkes to sue 911 'Truthers'

The ghost of Guy Fawkes did ascent from the depths of hell today to take Alex Jones and other 911 'thruthers' to court for their version of his Remember, remember the 5th November rhyme and using it in their 911 truth protests. The ghostly image...
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Funny story:  North-West Constabulary To Consider Renting Out Police Cell

North-West Constabulary To Consider Renting Out Police Cell

In what is becoming a situation of increasing concern for a constabulary in the north-west, consideration is now being given to renting out a police cell at one police station, according to Chief Constable Luciano Paparrazo. "It is a sad fact, but...
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Funny story:  Nevada Anthropologist and son fall out over Breast Appreciation Day

Nevada Anthropologist and son fall out over Breast Appreciation Day

LAS VEGAS, NV (ABSNN)-- In a follow up to Thursday's story by Skoob1999, Daffit O. Poor, the son of Nobello Prize Winning Cultural Anthropologist Dr. Diane J. Poor, has been removed from the family home after what Las Vegas police termed a "domestic...
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Funny story:  Susan Boyle To Become Nun

Susan Boyle To Become Nun

New York, NY--Shy Scottish songbird Susan Boyle has decided to 'take the veil' and 'get herself to a nunnery. The 47-year old virgin will join the order of the Sisters of Hysterical Weeping and Nervous Breakdowns at a ceremony on Sunday. Susan...
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Funny story:  Teachers Reveal Naughtiest Names

Teachers Reveal Naughtiest Names

Teachers in the UK believe that children with certain names are likelier to cause more trouble than others, according to a poll released today. The 'Teachers Pest' list has been compiled after representatives from parenting club mumswet.com had ha...
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Funny story:  Bryan Robson Sparks Panic In Bangkok

Bryan Robson Sparks Panic In Bangkok

Police with riot shields fought to keep back demonstrators outside the Thai FA in Bangkok this afternoon, after it was announced that the former West Bromwich Albion, Middlesbrough, Bradford City and Sheffield United failure, Bryan Robson was on a sh...
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Funny story:  South African Runner Crowned Hermaphrodite 800m World Champion

South African Runner Crowned Hermaphrodite 800m World Champion

South Africa's 800m world champion Caster Semenya has undergone gender tests that have concluded the 18-year-old is a Hermaphrodite, and has all the best qualities of both sexes, it has been revealed. The tests were undertaken just hours before s...
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Funny story:  Fabio Capello Replaces Gonad Brown as New Labour Leader

Fabio Capello Replaces Gonad Brown as New Labour Leader

Never one to miss the opportunity to turn something into a political football, Business Secretary and practising gastropod mollusc Lord Mandelson has today announced that Gordon Brown is to be AXED as leader of the Labour Party, and replaced by 'Il D...
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Funny story:  UK PM Gordon Brown Addresses Asylum Issue

UK PM Gordon Brown Addresses Asylum Issue

UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown has today pledged to deal with the issue of asylum, something which has been concerning increasing numbers of voters for a considerable period of time. In order to deal with the concerns, Gordon Brown has today arriv...
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Funny story:  Fabio Capello To Swap Places With Susan Boyle Because He Looks A Bit Like Her

Fabio Capello To Swap Places With Susan Boyle Because He Looks A Bit Like Her

There was controversy at Soho Square this afternoon when it was announced that England football team manager, Fabio Capello, was to make an extraordinary job swap with Scottish singing sensation, Susan Boyle, because he looks a bit like her. The s...
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Funny story:  Fashion House Releases Clothing Line for Disabled Individuals

Fashion House Releases Clothing Line for Disabled Individuals

Minnesota, MN - In response to a $100,000k+ fine imposed on the chain for discriminating against a differently-abled individual at their Mall of America branch, a US fashion chain has dedicated an entire line of clothing for those suffering with disa...
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Funny story:  Google to Celebrate Boob Day with New Logo

Google to Celebrate Boob Day with New Logo

Mountain View, CA - The internet search behemoth Google, well-known for altering their logo to commemorate such events as Thomas Edison's birthday and the 20th anniversary of Zero Wing, has secretly commissioned graphic designers to alter their logo...
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Funny story:  Glenn Beck quits Fox News, goes on tour with Wanda Sykes

Glenn Beck quits Fox News, goes on tour with Wanda Sykes

Washington DC - Former conservative commentator Glenn Beck has given up his prime time spot on Fox News, and announced plans to join Wanda Sykes, the openly gay African-American comedian, on her upcoming Funny Ass Liberal Lesbo tour. Appearing on...
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Funny story:  Joe Wilson Exposed as Pathological Liar

Joe Wilson Exposed as Pathological Liar

Washington, DC - Investigators led by Rahm Emanuel, White House chief of staff, have uncovered evidence of a lifetime of pathological lying by Republican Representative Joe Wilson of South Carolina. Mr. Wilson made headlines for his outburst during t...
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Funny story:  September 11 declared National Asapartame Experimentation Day

September 11 declared National Asapartame Experimentation Day

Washington DC - President Obomba has declared September 11 to be National Aspartame Experimentation Day. In his prepared remarks, released to the press, he stated: "People, we need to balance the budget and cut the population of idiots way down i...
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Funny story:  Obama Heckler To Be Executed

Obama Heckler To Be Executed

In what many analysts are describing as a landmark decision in his career as President of the United States, Barrack Obama ordered the execution of Senator Joe Wilson, formerly of South Carolina. This decree comes only 18 hours after the disgraced Se...
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Funny story:  Vegan Group Buys Madoff's Penthouse Apartment

Vegan Group Buys Madoff's Penthouse Apartment

New York NY: Bernard Madoff's luxury penthouse apartment on the Upper East Side of Manhattan has been sold for $10 million to an anonymous Vegan Group. The group plans to convert the 4,000 square ft. duplex Condo located in a 12 story building (w...
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Funny story:  The tall dwarf of Oleander - a fable

The tall dwarf of Oleander - a fable

Somewhere far off in the land of In-Between, there existed a mystical kingdom. It's lands stretched from the waters of Taramac to the shores of Coriander. This kingdom, The Kingdom of Oleander was known far and wide as the land of liberty, and was celebrated for the renowned cheerfulness and generosity of its citizens. This mystical kingdom was indeed, a very special place, it was, in fact, a n...
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