Funny story:  Saturn's secret 'Dannatt' ring ... big enough to contain one billion 9/11s

Saturn's secret 'Dannatt' ring ... big enough to contain one billion 9/11s

London - (Son of Star Wars): UK anti-terror cops have stumbled on a sinister new fascist cabal codenamed SATURN - Secret Armed Territorial Uprising Rendition Nexus - whose ringleader is General Sir Richard 'Who-Dunnit' Dannatt. Months of covert su...
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Funny story:  Scientists Discover Previously Unseen Ring Above Obama's Head

Scientists Discover Previously Unseen Ring Above Obama's Head

By using the latest in technology, scientists in both the United States, Britain and France have announced that they have discovered a ring floating above US President Barack Obama's head! "We knew he was wonderful but we had no idea that he was o...
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Funny story:  Mandy furious over Blair's Hitler eviction

Mandy furious over Blair's Hitler eviction

Mandy Mandelson has secretly told his Euro colleagues about his anger at Tony Blair for evicting Hitler last week. He said that Tony has betrayed him. Mandy says he and Tony had made a deal. If Mandy went to help Gordon Brown win the British Elect...
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Funny story:  Sarkozy Admits To Once Talking To A Prostitute!

Sarkozy Admits To Once Talking To A Prostitute!

The citizens of France were shocked to their very roots, especially the men, as French President Nicolas Sarkozy admitted to Paris reporters that he once talked to a prostitute. "I will resign immediately if the French people ask me to do it", sta...
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Funny story:  The UK Conservative Party told the "truth" and "lied" - so what's new?!

The UK Conservative Party told the "truth" and "lied" - so what's new?!

The Conservative party conference 2009 has become an historical first, their shadow ministers claim defiantly they are telling the truth! Never in history has any Conservative (or any other political party come to that!) made such ridiculous claim...
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Funny story:  Tom DeLay Says He Is Either "Insane" or "Stupid" - Withdraws From Dancing With The Stars

Tom DeLay Says He Is Either "Insane" or "Stupid" - Withdraws From Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - Former Republican Speaker of The House Tom DeLay has chosen to withdraw from the Dancing With The Stars competition. He added that by choosing to continue earlier in the week he did not know if he was 'insane' or 'stupid.' The 62-year-...
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Funny story:  Sudden Acute Embarrassment: Cause of  trip to A&E

Sudden Acute Embarrassment: Cause of trip to A&E

A Surrey man was taken to hospital today with a fractured skull brought on by Sudden Acute Embarrassment, or SAE. He had used a napkin to blown his nose earlier in the day where the nasal discharge was deflected onto his clothes. "It's really...
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Funny story:  Attorney General  Holder Announces New Obama Stimulus Plan to Halt Killings In Chicago highschools!

Attorney General Holder Announces New Obama Stimulus Plan to Halt Killings In Chicago highschools!

Chicago, Illinois/ Late Breaking News from Secretary of Health,Education and Welfare - Attorney General Eric Holder, prodded by Obama to turn his attentions away from investigating the CIA, flew loudly into Chicago today to announce the President's a...
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Funny story:  The World's Largest Gosh Darn Pumpkin Weighs In At 1,725 Pounds!

The World's Largest Gosh Darn Pumpkin Weighs In At 1,725 Pounds!

PEANUTSVILLE, Ohio - Christine Harpsichord has just had her humongous pumpkin awarded the title of The World's Largest Gosh Darn Pumpkin. Miss Harpsichord, an unemployed unemployment office clerk, said that it took her four months to grow the son-...
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Funny story:  Ancient diva, Liz Taylor asks her remaning 2 living fans to pray for her!

Ancient diva, Liz Taylor asks her remaning 2 living fans to pray for her!

Very ancient Ex-film diva and adopted mother of Michael Jackson, Liz Taylor, must undergo open heart surgery and has asked her 2 remaining living fans, her dog and Wacko's sister, even wackier Latoya to pray for her! After giving a shock-ing press...
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Funny story:  Man Blows Away During Hurricane

Man Blows Away During Hurricane

A man on vacation in Florida was blown away today in the midst of Hurricane Shanique, which struck in the early hours. The man in question who can not be named, because nobody knows who he is, was strolling along the beach when the disaster occurr...
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Funny story:  NRA Shifts Stance: Encourages Muslims to Arm

NRA Shifts Stance: Encourages Muslims to Arm

In a surprise announcement, the NRA today invited all Muslims residing in the United States to begin caching and carrying firearms immediately. Citing the second amendment's commandment to all Americans to arm themselves to the teeth just in case, t...
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Funny story:  Another Nobody named Brooker Prize winner

Another Nobody named Brooker Prize winner

Author Another Nobody has been named 2009 Unheard Of Brooker Prize winner for her historical novel 'More Unoriginal Potboiling Tripe'. The novel, set in the predictable Let's Hope Dumb Yanks Will Turn This Tripe Into A Movie era, features Henry th...
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Funny story:  God Denies Chris Johnson Praised Him - Supports "Excessive Celebration" Flag

God Denies Chris Johnson Praised Him - Supports "Excessive Celebration" Flag

OAKLAND, CALIFORNIA - In an astounding development, God has spoken to Oakland Tribune Sports Desk intern Mois├ęs Moses, denouncing Chris Johnson's alleged praise of Him in the end zone after Johnson made a leaping interception during Monday's Raiders'...
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Funny story:  Republicans Say...Make War... Not Love

Republicans Say...Make War... Not Love

In a throw back to the antiwar chant of the 1960's (make love..not war) a majority of the Republican establishment issued a statement today that declared "Make war...Not love." The leaders say this is an effort to have a issue that would be positive...
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Funny story:  School Brat Bites Teacher

School Brat Bites Teacher

Police were called to Condoleezza Rice Elementary School after receiving a 911 call that a fifth grade student had bitten his teacher and was still latched on to the teacher's arm. Sterling Blue, who has taught the fifth grade at Condoleezza Rice...
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Funny story:  Ireland's 'Celtic  Tiger Economy' Now in the Crapper: School Kids Told to Bring Own TP to Class!

Ireland's 'Celtic Tiger Economy' Now in the Crapper: School Kids Told to Bring Own TP to Class!

County Cork,Ireland/ Public School Hygienic News - The population of Ireland, riding on high economic times since the beginning of their self proclaimed "Celtic Tiger Economy" in 1995 peaking in 2007, are now faced with the reality that the boom da...
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Funny story:  Fort Worth Couple Obstruct 22 Foot-Wide Warehouse Store Aisle

Fort Worth Couple Obstruct 22 Foot-Wide Warehouse Store Aisle

Fort Worth, TX - A Fort Worth couple shopping at the Stan's Club Cost Containment Warehouse store in west Fort Worth achieved what no couple had ever done before. The two of them, along with two shopping carts, successfully obstructed a 22-foot wide...
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Funny story:  Fred Phelps In Bum Sex Scandal

Fred Phelps In Bum Sex Scandal

Hardcore Kansas Pastor Fred Phelps Sr. has become embroiled in a sensational bum sex scandal. The leader of the controversial Westbro Baptist Church is accused of bedding a bum on a recent trip to Albuquerque, New Mexico, where he was protesting at t...
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Funny story:  Olympic Games: its now Noumea 2016

Olympic Games: its now Noumea 2016

Copenhagen, Wednesday. In an unprecedented move, the decision to award the 2016 summer Olympic Games to Rio de Janeiro has been revoked and has instead, been awarded to a rank outsider: the small Pacific island town of Noumea. Following the post...
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Funny story:  Kanye West Wins Best Rap Album

Kanye West Wins Best Rap Album

Kanye West has won yet another award, this time Best Rap Album at the annual Guinea Pig award show "The Hammy's". He beat many Guinea Pig's to the trophy, many of whom are disappointed with the decision to hand the award to someone from outside the s...
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Funny story:  Polan Romanski Wrongfully Detained

Polan Romanski Wrongfully Detained

Switzerland - Gypsy hairdresser and gigolo Polan Romanski was mistakenly detained by police seeking to extradite disgraced film director Roman Polanski to the United States for a decades old sex crime. Romanski who bears an uncanny resemblance to...
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Funny story:  Pentagon hacker McKinnon vindicated as NASA moon smash rocket targets massive UFO bunker

Pentagon hacker McKinnon vindicated as NASA moon smash rocket targets massive UFO bunker

Sea of Tranquility - (Lunacy): Tinfoilhatters campaigning for Pentagon computer hacker Gary McKinnon are over the moon. His extraordinary claims about a massive lunar UFO bunker located in the Cabeus crater region of the Moon's South Pole are abou...
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Funny story:  BBC turn their back on Capello's lions

BBC turn their back on Capello's lions

The BBC's decision not to broadcast this weekend's World Cup Qualifier between Ukraine and England has been met with dismay by football fans. Setanta were due to screen the match but broadcasting rights were put up for re-tender when the firm went...
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Funny story:  Japanese Airline First to Mandate Voiding Bladder and Bowels Prior to Boarding to Combat Global Warming!

Japanese Airline First to Mandate Voiding Bladder and Bowels Prior to Boarding to Combat Global Warming!

Tokyo, Japan/ International Travel and Carbon Foot Print News - A Japanese international airline is the first to get on board with Al Gore's Cap and Tax mandate to cut down global emissions by demanding all passengers void both their bladders and bo...
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Funny story:  Cocky Kanye West Cancels World Tour

Cocky Kanye West Cancels World Tour

American rap superstar Kanye West has pulled out of a planned tour with hermaphrodite Lady Gaga. It is reported that he pulled out when he discovered that she was in fact a man. Kanye West and Lady Gaga had been expected to embark on a world tour...
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Funny story:  Kanye West's Record Company Fires Him

Kanye West's Record Company Fires Him

ATLANTA - Kanye West, one of the most infamous hip-hop, rip-rap rappin' rappers of all time, has been let go by his record company Broken Records. West who lately has been in more newspapers that the pollen count charts expressed utter disbelief a...
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Funny story:  Sarah Palin Goes Rogue and Packs It In

Sarah Palin Goes Rogue and Packs It In

Sarah Palin, Vice-Presidential nominee in the 2008 U.S. election, is busy packing for her book tour later this year. Of course she's also celebrating the bestseller (due to pre-orders) status of her memoir, Going Rogue: An American Life, to be rele...
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Funny story:  Jon Gosselin Took $230,000 and Left Kate With Just $1,000

Jon Gosselin Took $230,000 and Left Kate With Just $1,000

LONDON - Kate Gosselin of the TLC Network's reality show Jon and Kate Plus 8 fame confessed to me that her estranged husband has gone into their dual checking account and withdrawn $230,000 of the $231,000. I asked her what that amount would be in...
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Funny story:  Rush Limbaugh Wants To Buy The St. Louis Rams

Rush Limbaugh Wants To Buy The St. Louis Rams

ST. LOUIS - Radio political commentator Rush Limbaugh has expressed an interest in purchasing the NFL St. Louis Rams. Limbaugh stated that he has always dreamed of owning a professional sports team, but not the Detroit Lions who last year went 0-1...
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Funny story:  NASA to Bomb Moon with Minivan

NASA to Bomb Moon with Minivan

In a peculiar move NASA has announced it plans on bombing the moon with a minivan piloted by a housewife chatting on her cell phone while making a late left turn on a yellow. The minivan is expected to hit the moon at 6,000 miles per hour and adva...
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Funny story:  Top 12 Personal Ads To Avoid

Top 12 Personal Ads To Avoid

Top 12 Acronyms You Might Want To Avoid In The Personal Ads: 12. NQACARO (Not quite as cute as Rosie O'Donnell) 11. POTRPFC (President of the Roman Polanski Fan Club) 10. GTBWWW (Got that Bush way with words) 9. MMM (Macarena! Macarena! Macarena!) 8. FCWGGTPIHF) Former clown with great gags to pull, including his finger) 7. SBWTSE (Susan Boyle Without The Sexy Eyebrows) 6.
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Funny story:  Kelly Osbourne of Dancing With The Stars Burns Her Armpits

Kelly Osbourne of Dancing With The Stars Burns Her Armpits

HOLLYWOOD - Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne's little girl, Kelly has admitted to Dancing With The Stars executives that she has burned her armpits. The British lass said that a day before the show she sprayed on some deodorant spray and it had some kind...
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