Funny story:  Alien spaceship seen hovering over Manchester, space time continuum altered

Alien spaceship seen hovering over Manchester, space time continuum altered

Scientists were astounded today when a large alien spaceship materialised over the English city of Manchester, and altered the space time continuum there. 'We'd suspected that the forces of nature in Manchester were being tampered with for a while...
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Funny story:  Chris Brown Says He Wants To Star In A Roman Polanski Movie

Chris Brown Says He Wants To Star In A Roman Polanski Movie

OGALLALA, Nebraska - Hip-hop singer Chris Brown in town for a sell-out concert performance at the 214-seat Corn On The Cob Coliseum stated that he would like to someday star in a Roman Polanski directed movie. The 20-year-old ex-boyfriend of the p...
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Funny story:  The Reality Show Jon and Kate Plus 8 To Become Jon and Kate Plus 8 Minus Jon

The Reality Show Jon and Kate Plus 8 To Become Jon and Kate Plus 8 Minus Jon

LOS ANGELES - The producers of the reality show Jon and Kate Plus 8 have just informed the entertainment media that the name of the show is officially being changed to Jon and Kate Plus 8 Minus Jon. Cooper Kerplunk spokesman for the TLC Network wh...
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Funny story:  A New Type Of Nazi Puts On Massive  Nuremberg Rallies!

A New Type Of Nazi Puts On Massive Nuremberg Rallies!

Insurance companies united today in an effort to soundly defeat Obama's threat to their huge investments by taking over the staging of town hall forums themselves. They have symbolically chosen Nuremberg, Germany as an experiment for their first majo...
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Funny story:  George Bush's poodle given away

George Bush's poodle given away

Former American President George W. Bush - not to be confused with George H. Bush - today announced that he has given away his beloved poodle, after nothing could be done about its lack of spine. Tono, a Yuppy Malteser poodle, had been spending al...
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Funny story:  Roman Polanski Faces Extradition To Germany For 'Unfinished Nazi Business'

Roman Polanski Faces Extradition To Germany For 'Unfinished Nazi Business'

Factions within Germany have claimed that the film director Roman Polanski should not be allowed to be extradited from Switzerland to the USA, but should, instead, be extradited to Germany, where some 'unfinished business' dating from 1943 remains un...
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Funny story:  Polanski Plea Bargain Fails

Polanski Plea Bargain Fails

Hollywood - Disgraced film director Roman Polanski has failed in his attempt to plea bargain sex assault charges made against him in here in California. Polanski's lawyers submitted a plea bargain last week admitting guilt to a lesser charge of ja...
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Funny story:  Roman Polanski To Wed Samantha Geimer After 32-Year Engagement

Roman Polanski To Wed Samantha Geimer After 32-Year Engagement

In a story that will no doubt warm the cockles of every reader's heart, Roman Polanski, the film director and weirdo, has gone down on one knee to Samantha Geimer - his childhood rape victim - just as she went down on one knee to him in 1977. The...
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Funny story:  Obama's Health Care Plan Slammed

Obama's Health Care Plan Slammed

Washington - President Obama announced today that his number one priority as president is to make "Health care affordable for all Americans using a simple plan based making frequent hand washing available to all." Obama was shouted down by Republ...
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Funny story:  Ahmadinejad is top Mossad tosser

Ahmadinejad is top Mossad tosser

Tehran - (Wailing Wall): Iran's Presdident Mahmmoud Ahmadinejad has been named a top Mossad sleeper. FBI agents probing the Bernard Madoff ponzi scam found he'd received more than $20 million from the jailed fraudster. Born Moshe Sabourjian he...
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Funny story:  Rio Goes Mental As It Wins The 2016 Olympics The Bonkettes Fly In For Maracana Gig

Rio Goes Mental As It Wins The 2016 Olympics The Bonkettes Fly In For Maracana Gig

The Brazilian city of Rio De Janiero went absolutely mental yesterday as it was confirmed as host city for the 2016 Olympic Games, and girl band sensation the Bonkettes touched down at the airport for their Maracana Stadium sell out gig. Crowds we...
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Funny story:  USA Dropping Out Of 2012 Olympics To Protest Copenhagen Decision

USA Dropping Out Of 2012 Olympics To Protest Copenhagen Decision

Washington DC-- President Obama abruptly pulled the plug on the US Olympic participation at the 2012 games in London. The president felt very humiliated upon his return from Copenhagen and felt he had to do something. The rejection of Chicago by...
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Funny story:  Erin Andrews Peephole Naked Video Warning

Erin Andrews Peephole Naked Video Warning

Breaking news from our London office indicates that internet surfers looking to view naked videos of the hot ESPN presenter, Erin Andrews, are likely to catch a lot more than an eyeful of skin. Our research reveals that over 90% of internet sites...
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Funny story:  More US jobs found than expected

More US jobs found than expected

WASHINGTON DC - The economy has shed 15 million jobs since the recession began, according to government reports. The US economy lost 310,000 jobs in September, which was what Rash Limbrough expected, according to official payroll figures. Rec...
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Funny story:  Test 'spots anemia danger'

Test 'spots anemia danger'

Liverpool, UK - UK experts say they have found a way of predicting which emergency room patients are going to develop anemia. The technique, according to Dr. Arberbey, uses a photo scanner to measure the light level reflected from their skin, whic...
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Funny story:  Hershey scans hidden Milky Way

Hershey scans hidden Milky Way

A remarkable view of a competing candy bar has been obtained by Europe's billion-euro Hershey Candy Observatory, as my host and source for this story informed me as he leads me on a tour of the telescope. The telescope was put in a special bar sca...
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Funny story:  Jeremy Clarkson dumps a load on Buckwheatsbutt's driveway

Jeremy Clarkson dumps a load on Buckwheatsbutt's driveway

Doncaster, England - Jeremy Clarkson has played down a recent dumping incident, calling his critics "silly little girls", according to my source, Buckwheatsbutt's mother. In the most recent incident, Jeremy dumped a pile of his manure on the drive...
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Funny story:  Man With World's Longest 'Pinkie' Nail Puts it to Good Use

Man With World's Longest 'Pinkie' Nail Puts it to Good Use

Carson City, NV: It's been said that you can pick your friends and that you can pick your nose-- but that you can't pick your friend's nose. Charlie Shitter, Man with the World's Longest Pinkie Fingernail, begs to differ. Shitter, whose fingern...
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Funny story:  Buckwheat's BUTT destitute, selling used stories on ERAY

Buckwheat's BUTT destitute, selling used stories on ERAY

LONDON, England - UPDATE! Frankie The J is now holding the 'can' for Buckwheatsbutt. Buckwheat's butt was seen unclothed and battered, penniless and destitute begging for farthings and a lump of coal to suck on. According to my source, Buckwhea...
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Funny story:  Cheney's Long Awaited Autobiography Comes Out - Mein Kampf II

Cheney's Long Awaited Autobiography Comes Out - Mein Kampf II

Dick Cheney has finally completed his long awaited autobiography 'Mein Kampf II'. Eager fans of fascism have been gnawing their own limbs off and those of Barnes And Noble staff waiting for it to come out. In the new book Cheney describes in excr...
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Funny story:  Congress Authorizes First Contingent of Food Police

Congress Authorizes First Contingent of Food Police

Washington DC: President Obama signed the Health Care Reform bill today. Buried on page 4203 is the establishment of a cadre of federal Food Busybody Inspectors (FBI) or the "food police." The first unit of FBI agents has been training at an under...
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Funny story:  President Obama Condemns Republicans For Loss of 2016 Chicago Olympics

President Obama Condemns Republicans For Loss of 2016 Chicago Olympics

This morning Republicans awoke to the terrible news of Americas loss for it's 2016 bid for the Olympics in Chicago. Not too surprisingly Republicans rejoiced at the failure of President Obama to bring the Olympics to the United States. Republican...
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