Funny story:  Bonkettes Adulterous Behaviour By Kathy Storm In A D-Cup - Full Inch Implicated

Bonkettes Adulterous Behaviour By Kathy Storm In A D-Cup - Full Inch Implicated

As the Bonkettes make final preparations for their upcoming gig at the Eternal City's legendary Colosseum, news just in suggests that a legal representative from the law firm of Huckham & Fukkham arrived at the band's hotel on the fashionable Via...
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Funny story:  Trafigura hired Prince Jefri Archer to foment madness in the braincells of Ecuador's President Rafael Correa

Trafigura hired Prince Jefri Archer to foment madness in the braincells of Ecuador's President Rafael Correa

London - (BigOilShagger!): 'Prince Jefri Archer A Trafigura Rent Boy' Commons Gagging Order Litfed screamed the headline on the London Evening Pissartist tonight. "And two fingers, up yours!" was House of Commons Speaker John Browncow's measured r...
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Funny story:  Maradona To Succeed Ferguson As Manchester United Boss

Maradona To Succeed Ferguson As Manchester United Boss

Diego Maradona has emerged as a shock potential replacement for Sir Alex Ferguson should the Manchester United boss retire at the end of this season. Although Ferguson has said that he wishes to carry on it may be a case of the spirit being willin...
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Funny story:  Unidentified Flying Braincell spotted in Colorado

Unidentified Flying Braincell spotted in Colorado

An unidentified flying braincell was seen flying across Colorado this afternoon, and local police and news stations were quick to react to the unusual situation. Larimer county Sheriff Jim Aldmoron said that his officers were convinced that they w...
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Funny story:  Boris Johnson Finds Being London Mayor Not As Easy As It Looked

Boris Johnson Finds Being London Mayor Not As Easy As It Looked

Blond mop-headed muppet mayor, Boris Johnson was left with his skull in splinters this morning after finding out that being Mayor of London involved more than simply appearing on daytime TV chat shows and farting about like a prat at public events.
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Funny story:  A Little Humor for the Mormon Readers

A Little Humor for the Mormon Readers

Okay, please note that the writer is a member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (the Mormons). These are some personal observations about our little sub-culture and may not be understood by everyone. They say that nothing lasts forever....unless you are listening to a High Council Speaker. They say that nothing lasts forever....until you get called to work in the nursery.
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Funny story:  Tales From a Northern Narrowboat 2

Tales From a Northern Narrowboat 2

I took my daughter, Lucy, and her fiancee, Brad, out last week for a liesurely cruise up the canal to a spot called 'Botany Bay' where there is a converted mill housing lots of craft shops and that kind of tosh. Anyway, I'm pootling along at the recommended 4mph, and I notice a barge following me and reducing the gap at an alarming rate. (He must have been doing all of 6mph!!....Hooligan!!) I d...
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Funny story:  Car Shopping With My Son

Car Shopping With My Son

Okay, he's sixteen and he's relentlessly hounding me that he needs a car and his freedom and everyone else has one (and you know the story if you have ever been a parent of a teenager). He's also a pretty good kid and it would help out the transportation system at our house (and buy me a little extra sleep). So, ....I had to go talk to used car salesman. Other than politicians, reporters, ped...
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Funny story:  Tales From a Northern Narrowboat 1

Tales From a Northern Narrowboat 1

Not a lot happened over the weekend and I thought Captain Nigel's log would be left bare. Then guess what. The Brits never let you down. Captain Pugwash in his souwester loomed out of the rain and caught me amidships. And being caught amidships can bring a tear to your eyes, believe me. About 11am Sunday and I'm still in my dressing gown having a civilised cup of coffee and a scratch of the bal...
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Funny story:  Jessica Simpson Marries Wal-Mart

Jessica Simpson Marries Wal-Mart

Jessica Simpson, a Hollywood personality mostly famous for having a really nice body, starring in a reality series, bringing bad luck to boyfriends, and being dumber than a box of rocks, announced that she secretly married Wal-Mart last week. A...
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Funny story:  Kylie Minogue Gets Chiggy Wiggy In Bollywood Blue Movie

Kylie Minogue Gets Chiggy Wiggy In Bollywood Blue Movie

Kylie's legions of male fans and admirers were left a little bemused last night after viewing her Bollywood Blue movie debut, during which the pint sized 41 year old Aussie starlet 'did' Chiggy Wiggy - which is not to be confused with 'jiggy-jiggy'.
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Funny story:  Prosecutors 'had enough evidence to charge George W Bush over policewoman Yvonne Fletcher's murder'

Prosecutors 'had enough evidence to charge George W Bush over policewoman Yvonne Fletcher's murder'

London - (Rotters): "Sure, we shoulda bust his frickin ass back in '84," FBI counterparts concurred, "him an' Poodle, Cherry Bush and Sen Ted Kennedy!" Fletcher's death is also being linked at last to the 1982 London shooting of Israeli ambassador...
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Funny story:  ASDA to re-label all home brand foods in Yiddish

ASDA to re-label all home brand foods in Yiddish

UK leading supermarket chain, ASDA, has announced that in an effort to embrace a multicultural Britain, It will be re-labelling all its home brand foods in Yiddish. Customers will be encouraged to learn the translations in order to make the wealt...
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Funny story:  Don Luigi's Wins Nobel Pizza Prize

Don Luigi's Wins Nobel Pizza Prize

Don Luigi's, a Chicago Italian restaurant, has been awarded this year's Nobel Pizza Prize. The award goes to the pie that best rewards the palate and brings the greatest satisfaction to the stomach. Producing the biggest belch is not always a requi...
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Funny story:  Toddler hit by train, ate by dingo

Toddler hit by train, ate by dingo

Outback, Australia - Meryl Streep, who swears she only looked away for a second, has lost her toddler in a bizarre story of trains and dingos. Security footage is unclear, but some are saying that the stroller looked pushed on to the tracks. Othe...
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Funny story:  Maria Shriver almost terminated?

Maria Shriver almost terminated?

Sacramento, California - In response to the popular outcry over Maria Shriver's breaking of California law concerning cell phone use while driving, The Governator has made good on his promise of a swift response. Using futuristic technology from C...
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Funny story:  Footy Mascot  In Theft  and Bestiality Scandal

Footy Mascot In Theft and Bestiality Scandal

Hoops mascot, Hoopy the Hound, was arrested yesterday for wearing his new pair of baggy footy shorts in a public place, outside of Celtic Park, at the Sauchiehall Street Centre. Hoopy was busted by Strathclyde Police for violating a city ordinance...
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Funny story:  Tough on porn, tough on the causes of porn

Tough on porn, tough on the causes of porn

Westminister [LONDON]: Jacqui Smith announces her intention to fight the next election under the slogan, "Tough on porn, tough on the causes of porn!" Never one to miss a trick on making the headlines, Jacqui Smith 'lectured' the Media. "I kno...
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Funny story:  Obama Administration To Use ReCAPTCHA To Fund Healthcare

Obama Administration To Use ReCAPTCHA To Fund Healthcare

(Washington, D.C.) In a move as surprising as his being awarded the Nobel Peace Prize, President Barack Obama announced at a press conference that he would be issuing a tax on the ReCAPTCHA system in order to pay for the projected $900 million health...
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Funny story:  Memorial Pisses On Student

Memorial Pisses On Student

There was absolute outrage at Wellingborough Technical College today when pictures of a memorial urinating on one of its students were published on the internet. Vice Principal Brian Flannel said "This is an outrageous attack on one of our finest stu...
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Funny story:  Sessions gorilla 'Voxhumana' dies in his sleep

Sessions gorilla 'Voxhumana' dies in his sleep

During all the brew-ha-ha over the death of homosexual boyband member, Stephen Gately, on Saturday, many will not have realised that famously heterosexual sessions gorilla, Voxhumana, passed away quietly in his sleep at the weekend. 'Voxy' as he w...
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Funny story:  Homosexuals Prostest Against She-Wolfs

Homosexuals Prostest Against She-Wolfs

Desperate homosexuals protest against their genetic she-wolfs in an effort to end their misery. The violent she-wolfs were attending a baptist church which the flatulent homosexuals attacked. Hundreds of angry homosexual protesters targeted Latis...
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Funny story:  The Colorado Balloon Family Is In Hot Water

The Colorado Balloon Family Is In Hot Water

FORT COLLINS, Colorado - The parents of Balloon Boy are in a world of trouble and are being investigated for possibly fabricating a nationwide hoax. The pair have been asked to report to the Fort Collins Sheriff's Department for some extensive que...
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Funny story:  Opinion: I was so much better at quashing dissent than Obama

Opinion: I was so much better at quashing dissent than Obama

GEORGE BUSH, JR.: You all know me. You all love me. Well, some of you love me (and I love you too!) By that I mean the honest, God-fearing, me-fearing Americans who shut their traps during my administration. These blindly unquestioning subjects- er, citizens- served our country faithfully while I was in office. When I called on them to forget my administration's lax enforcement of regulation that...
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Funny story:  Kate Gosselin Agrees To Second Nude Appearance In PlayMister

Kate Gosselin Agrees To Second Nude Appearance In PlayMister

BOSTON - Kate Gosselin of Jon and Kate Plus 8 was in town as the special guest of the Annual Boston Baked Bean Convention. She was asked how she is coping with all of the marital strife that her and her Korean husband Jon are presently going throu...
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Funny story:  Children's Train Set Kid-Proof, Not Angry Drunk Dad-Proof

Children's Train Set Kid-Proof, Not Angry Drunk Dad-Proof

Playcollege Toys, the toddler friendly toys, has released a new build-and-play train set for children that is impervious to child-like destruction. Unfortunately, it is completely vulnerable to an angry drunk father tripping over it and kicking it to...
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Funny story:  Bombed out Pakistan offer package holidays to blood thirsty, action seeking voyeurs for the ultimate KICK!

Bombed out Pakistan offer package holidays to blood thirsty, action seeking voyeurs for the ultimate KICK!

After a spate of suicide bombings in Pakistan the Pakistani tourist Board have decided to offer sensation seeking, blood thirsty, extreme action hungry voyeurs (enough of them on the motorways after a bloody accident!) a series of package holidays in...
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Funny story:  Republicans to Waterboard Senatord Olympia Snowe; Burn Speaker Pelosi at the Stake

Republicans to Waterboard Senatord Olympia Snowe; Burn Speaker Pelosi at the Stake

Republican leadership in the House and Senate announced today that they would start the proceedings to water board Senator Olympia Snowe of Maine to determine if she is a real Republican. This will be done in the Senate chambers. They will also int...
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Funny story:  Moir Calls For Man-Love Moratorium

Moir Calls For Man-Love Moratorium

Soon-to-be-ex Daily Mail columnist Jan Moir has outraged normal human beings by calling for a repeal of the 1967 Sexual Offences Act and the reintroduction of jail sentences for 'being a bender'. In a warmly-received (by Daily Mail readers) in tod...
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Funny story:  Two Die After Paying $9,000 Fee For Celestial Enema Rituals:' Shit Happens' Says Spiritual Guru!

Two Die After Paying $9,000 Fee For Celestial Enema Rituals:' Shit Happens' Says Spiritual Guru!

Health officials are still trying to clean up the mess at a local remote retreat where 2 died and 19 were hospitalized after going through a self help session which their 'spiritual guide' described as 'getting rid of all their negative shit.' Fol...
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Funny story:  Swedes go mad for Sven: World record attempt

Swedes go mad for Sven: World record attempt

Stockholm, Friday. Sven Ericsonn, a multi-sport talented individual, has set a Guineas Book of Record mark for jumping from a open top bus to a Volvo convertible sportscar. Both vehicles were stationery at the time and were only half a metre apar...
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Funny story:  Lord Lucan washes up on social networking site

Lord Lucan washes up on social networking site

Breaking news - Richard John Bingham, 7th Earl of Lucan, better known as Lord Bingham or Lord Lucan and colloquially called "Lucky" Lucan, has washed up on the social networking site 'Arsebook', 35 years after disappearing on 8 November 1974, followi...
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Funny story:  Afghan Personnel Numbers to Rise

Afghan Personnel Numbers to Rise

A new plan to increase the number of British personnel serving in Afghanistan has been announced today, to universal public approval. The scheme, to be announced by Prime Mincer Gollum Brown at today's PMQ's, will increase the number of British pe...
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Funny story:  Kirsty Alley Attacked By Romantic Elephant

Kirsty Alley Attacked By Romantic Elephant

Kirsty Alley was nearly attacked by a male elephant at the San Diego Zoo Sunday and she's blaming some vegetarians for her recent 475-pound explosion! "If that elephant had had his way with me, I would have been crushed to death" Alley told a rep...
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Funny story:  Helium Balloon Goes Missing As Colorado Kid Gets Movie Deal

Helium Balloon Goes Missing As Colorado Kid Gets Movie Deal

In a slow news day, watch out for Ryo Heene! The 6-year old has signed with MGM for a biopic to tell the story of the helium balloon that floated off (as they do). "My Dad let go of the string and it just floated away" moans Ryo (whose name means...
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Funny story:  Adam Lambert Jailed In New Jersey

Adam Lambert Jailed In New Jersey

Singer Adam Lambert was hauled off in handcuffs today from a friend's house he had been visiting to get away for a few days. Lambert's attorney would only say "No Comment", even after Lambert was bailed out only a few hours later. However, La...
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Funny story:  Immigrants Rush To Join BNP

Immigrants Rush To Join BNP

Following a change to its constitution the British National Party has been swamped with applications for membership from immigrants. Recent arrivals to the UK have identified the BNP as the one party where they can truly make a difference. In a few w...
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Funny story:  Opposites Attract!

Opposites Attract!

Are you single? Feeling lonely? Have you tried all the usual dating agencies? Did they fail you? Of course they did. They get you to spend all that time seeking your perfect match. You see profiles which tell you that this one is a 98% match. No, it just isn't the right way to find a partner. All you are doing is looking for another you. The same likes, the same dislikes. Blah blah blah. Wel...
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Funny story:  Owen Hargreaves "Not Carried Away By A Balloon"

Owen Hargreaves "Not Carried Away By A Balloon"

Manchester United and England footballer Owen Hargreaves was not carried away by a large helium filled balloon. Instead he has been found alive and well in Alex Ferhuson's attic. Hargreaves has been missing for some time, and many feared the worse...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus Nominated For Grammy Lifetime Achievement Award

Miley Cyrus Nominated For Grammy Lifetime Achievement Award

After President Obama received the Nobel Peace Prize last week, no one should be shocked by last night's announcement that Ms. Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana has been nominated for the Grammy Lifetime Achievement Award. The Award is presented most yea...
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Funny story:  Radical Islamist to Lead Unprecedented March

Radical Islamist to Lead Unprecedented March

A radical cleric is to lead 5000 extremists in an unprecedented march across London, it was announced today. The cleric, known best for his calls for Shari'ah Law and the death penalty for failure to possess a prayer mat, will lead his followers f...
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Funny story:  To Save Our Native Red Squirrel Please Kill All Grey Squirrels

To Save Our Native Red Squirrel Please Kill All Grey Squirrels

In a bid to save the indigenous red squirrel the government is asking us to kill any grey squirrel we should happen to see. Gangs of unemployed youths are being taken to wooded areas with instructions to club all grey squirrels to death. Minister...
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Funny story:  Frankie The J Leads Successful  "Counter Attack"  Against Oregon Apartment Complex Holding US Flag Hostage!

Frankie The J Leads Successful "Counter Attack" Against Oregon Apartment Complex Holding US Flag Hostage!

A bunch of pissed off military veterans rode their Harley's into the lobby of the Poison Ivy apartments in downtown Portland today to challenge management's decision to ban all displays of the American Flag. Management, faced with confronting 35...
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Funny story:  David Beckham's Beard To Join Notts County

David Beckham's Beard To Join Notts County

Mega bucks football club Notts County have signed David Beckham's beard in a bid to reach the premiership. Following the recent Sol Campbell fiasco the club have been looking for a big name signing. Beckham's beard could prove to be the perfect signi...
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Funny story:  Jack Straw To Appear On Question Time

Jack Straw To Appear On Question Time

The BBC has invited the controversial politician Jack Straw to appear on Question Time, their flagship political program, next week. Straw has the opportunity to look like an ordinary, mainstream politician. No doubt other panelists, such as Nick...
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Funny story:  Cameron to jump 50 children in a Rolls Royce

Cameron to jump 50 children in a Rolls Royce

In order to boost his popularity ahead of the forthcoming general election, leader of the Conservative party David Cameron is to jump over 50 children in a specially converted rocket-propelled Rolls Royce. The stunt is intended to show the Conserv...
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Funny story:  Socialists protest factory closure

Socialists protest factory closure

Socialists have gathered in Chipping Sodbury today to protest about the closure of the local factory, which produces left-handed screwdrivers. "Hey man," said one crusty student, "You can't stop these people working, man. They deserve jobs. Let's...
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Funny story:  Chaos Erupts in Dublin Following Evacuation Order

Chaos Erupts in Dublin Following Evacuation Order

Panic erupted in Dublin today following the implementation of a city-wide evacuation order by the Irish Parliament, the Dail. All roads out of the city have been gridlocked, and there are unconfirmed reports of hospitals struggling to cope with an...
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Funny story:  GM's Saturn Brand Bought by German Company

GM's Saturn Brand Bought by German Company

General Motors' troubled Saturn Brand has been sold to the JingleHeimer-Schmidt Company of Whalenberg, Germany. It was a move which surprised most industry analysts. The new Saturn, to be renamed the JingleHeimer-Schmidt, will be available in smal...
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Funny story:  Swingers put security of MoD in jeopardy

Swingers put security of MoD in jeopardy

Panic broke out at the MoD yesterday, when it was revealed that members of staff had been participating in, and I quote 'lewd swinger orgies'. Desks were cleared and hard drives wiped, as officials with police back-up scoured the Ministry building...
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Funny story:  Leona Lewis Punched In The Face By A 6 Foot 5 Inch Punk

Leona Lewis Punched In The Face By A 6 Foot 5 Inch Punk

LONDON - Leona Lewis, the 24 year old singing sensation was happily signing copies of her brand new autobiography when she was suddenly hit on the side of her head by a 6 foot 5 inch thug. Six bodyguards instantly pounced on the individual, who wa...
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Funny story:  Couple goes to Kingdom Hall by mistake

Couple goes to Kingdom Hall by mistake

MADISON, Wisconsin - A local couple unversed in the various denominations of Protestant Christianity made a terrible mistake when they decided to try "going to church" and went to a Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses instead. Mary and Donald Rat...
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Funny story:  Bank won't "lend a hand"

Bank won't "lend a hand"

Tampa, Florida - A man with a check to cash deliberately tried to circumvent the policies that his bank had in place to combat fraud. He deliberately had himself born with no arms, then tried to cash that check with no thumbprint. He also mocked the...
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Funny story:  Jennifer Aniston nude pic exclusive!

Jennifer Aniston nude pic exclusive!

Hollywood, California - Jennifer Aniston, long known for her modesty, restraint and all around camera shyness, is said to be mortified at the release of nude pictures. So much so that she has had her attorney send scare letters to news agencies a...
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Funny story:  Coffee house announces "Screw America" campaign

Coffee house announces "Screw America" campaign

SEATTLE, Washington - Today coffee moguls Starschmucks announced their new "Screw America" campaign, their latest in a series of corporate sponsored events designed to destroy troop morale, lend aid and comfort to our enemies, support terrorism and h...
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Funny story:  Scott of the Antarctic and the claims society

Scott of the Antarctic and the claims society

I was doing a small jet washing job this morning, and it was absolutely bloody freezing. The water was turning to ice as it hit the ground, and I had decided to call it a day and come back at the weekend, when up strolls Robert Falcon Scott, closely followed by a lugubrious Captain Oates. We chatted for a while, then Oates declared that he had to go outside, and may be gone some time. Several...
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Funny story:  Orly Taitz fined $20,000 by Obama

Orly Taitz fined $20,000 by Obama

Columbus, Georgia - Orly Taitz, lone crusader to unmask the foreign born communist dictator of the United States, has been fined $20,000 by one of President Obama's judges in an attempt to silence her. While most citizens have bowed to the inevita...
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Funny story:  Dead bodies make great beer

Dead bodies make great beer

A few years ago I was working offshore in Nigeria, and after a long drive through the bush. During which some nice gentlemen carrying Uzis kindly invited us to sit for a couple of hours under a palm tree while they checked our paperwork, just to make sure some unscrupulous rougues didn't managed to find a reason to fleece us. Finally, after a 24hr drive, I checked into the Lagos Hilton. A pleas...
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Funny story:  California Plans On Banning Big Screen TV's

California Plans On Banning Big Screen TV's

SACRAMENTO - Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger plans on signing a bill that will ban power-guzzling big screen televisions. The governor said that he knows that it is not a popular decision, especially with the rich folks, but he stressed that it has...
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Funny story:  Bluetooth headsets - The facts

Bluetooth headsets - The facts

Wearing a Bluetooth Headset will not: a) Make you look important. b) Attract members of the opposite sex. c) Attract members of the same sex. d) Prevent you getting jabbed in the eye by inebriated members of the drinking classes. e) Help you get through the checkout quicker whilst shopping at TESCO. REMEMBER: It's not big, and it's not clever.
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Funny story:  S**t happens. But only to me

S**t happens. But only to me

Why does shit keep happening? I decided to fit one last job in yesterday (Saturday) (My 70th day without a break. I'm going for total burn-out) I put my lawnmower etc. on my trailer and set out. All's well. I'm driving along, singing my head off to a CD when I detect a noise in the background. When I look in the mirror I can see the bloke behind me flashing his lights, and then I see a pl...
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Funny story:  A cat pood in my car

A cat pood in my car

Strange, but true! I was at work today and had left the tailgate of my car up.When I came back about an hour later, and approached the back of the car this bloody cat launched itself onto the top of the dashboard and, back arched, started leaping and screeching, trying to get out through the windscreen. Why are animals so dumb? It leapt and screeched, and it screeched and leapt. Then it...
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Funny story:  Mr. McGee laid off

Mr. McGee laid off

NORTH HOLLYWOOD, California - 32 years after investigative reporter Jack McGee snapped his first picture of the being referred to as 'The Incredible Hulk', his newspaper - The National Register - has laid him off. "Hell, I guess I like him as wel...
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Funny story:  Obsessive man costs himself a fortune

Obsessive man costs himself a fortune

Springfield, Idaho - Vern Kashinsky held the gas pump handle patiently until it reached $19.91, then released and held a few times so that it would end on exactly $20. He then shook the nozzle while it was still in his gas tank access port three time...
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Funny story:  Supermarket Folly

Supermarket Folly

Supermarket Folly Doesn't it just wind you up! I pulled into the local supermarket, you know, the one the starts and ends with 'A'. I found a parking space at least within the same time zone and caught a tram to the front door. When I got there I saw 'fatso' in his 4Wd parked in the disabled bay. He was about as disabled as I am: and I had just laboured with Ranulph Fieness across a co...
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Funny story:  Rush Limbaugh Banned From Buying The St. Louis Rams

Rush Limbaugh Banned From Buying The St. Louis Rams

ST. LOUIS - The St. Louis Morning Monitor is reporting that the NFL Board of Directors has voted to ban conservative radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh from purchasing The St. Louis Rams. Sports Editor Baxter Swimsteen of The Morning Monitor said...
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Funny story:  'Balloon boy' found grossly inflated

'Balloon boy' found grossly inflated

DENVER, CO - Radio news crews in Denver tracked a large balloon like object as it drifted slowly to Earth on Larimer Street in Denver at noon today. As police rushed to the scene to redirect traffic around the huge 'balloon', they noticed, accordi...
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Funny story:  Female Genital Mutilation endorsed by government body

Female Genital Mutilation endorsed by government body

Stovington, Vermont - Dr. Herbert Denninger, long known for his ground breaking work on "Captain Trips", or the Superflu, has released a life saving study advocating female genital mutilation and radical masectomies for pre-pubescent girls. Havin...
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Funny story:  It's Obama's Air Force Now

It's Obama's Air Force Now

With long faces the Generals started to march out of President Ego's Office (ergo, President Obama's Office). The fix was in - for every 100 troops the President sends to meet General McChrystal's request for a 40,000 troop insertion into Afghan...
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Funny story:  Boris Johnson Bans Curtain Hanging While Driving

Boris Johnson Bans Curtain Hanging While Driving

London - Boris Johnson has called for a ban to curtain hanging while driving. The outspoken mayor believes that "Curtain hanging while driving is a disgraceful habit that creates a safety hazard by taking drivers eyes off the road for protracted peri...
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Funny story:  U.N. recognizes WalMart

U.N. recognizes WalMart

Bentonville, Arkansas - Today the United Nations recognized de jure what had long been known de facto. That WalMart, with more associate/citizens than 25% of the world's countries and having a revenue that if expressed as a GDP is the 24th most wealt...
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Funny story:  Nobel Laureate Obama gets Warring Factions to the Peace Table

Nobel Laureate Obama gets Warring Factions to the Peace Table

Washington DC: President Obama today put the US economic recovery, the war in Afghanistan/Pakistan, Iran's nuclear bomb development, the Israeli-Arab peace conference, health care reform, cap and trade and US relations with the Russians on hold.
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Funny story:  Tear in Brown eye feared

Tear in Brown eye feared

Members of the public have gathered together in the streets around Britain to show their sympathy for the condition of Prime Minister Gordon Brown's eyes. His one remaining seeing eye (codenamed Brown Eye when used in secret MI5 operations) has recen...
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Funny story:  Salinger sues self

Salinger sues self

CORNISH, New Hampshire - In a move that any who'd ever suffered through that piece of overblown crap "The Catcher In The Rye" could have seen coming years ago, J.D. Salinger has sued himself for "too closely resembling Holden Caulfield". In a lawsuit...
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