Funny story:  Mya Is The Favorite To Win This Year's Dancing With The Stars

Mya Is The Favorite To Win This Year's Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - Rhythm and blues and soul pop singer Mya Marie Harrison, who is known simply as Mya is the odds-on-favorite to win this year's edition of Dancing With The Stars. The stunningly sexy 30-year-old Mya, who has the face of a 16-year-old, b...
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Funny story:  Obama Goes to Security Council Over Fox News' WMDs

Obama Goes to Security Council Over Fox News' WMDs

President Obama spoke at a meeting of the United Nations Security Council yesterday afternoon in support of a resolution against Fox News' use of Words to Manufacture Disenchantment (WMD). "After the attacks of 9.11, 9.23 and quarter to ten this m...
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Funny story:  Star accused of lewd behaviour at TV quiz-show recording

Star accused of lewd behaviour at TV quiz-show recording

Tempers were frayed last night at the live recording of one of English TV's more successful faux intellectual quiz shows. Rumours were rife that openly gay chairperson and full time luvie, Stephanie Fry, had earlier cornered mild mannered regular...
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Funny story:  Hah! Take That USA! David Cameron Takes Noble Prize!

Hah! Take That USA! David Cameron Takes Noble Prize!

The good old United Kingdom triumphed once again over upstart nation, the USA, when Barack Obama was rejected for the Noble Prize in favour of Conservative Party leader David Cameron. Barack Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize, awarded strangely enoug...
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Funny story:  Salman, Aamir and Shahrukh finally become Saints

Salman, Aamir and Shahrukh finally become Saints

You could call it a casting coup of sorts with all three Khan's in the same film a delight for film fan's all over the world. After playing countless Hindu based roles the three King Khan's of Bollwood Shahrukh Khan, Salman Khan and Aamir Khan, have...
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Funny story:  Child Born with Hat Stand IQ Stuns Ivy League Profs

Child Born with Hat Stand IQ Stuns Ivy League Profs

Child born with the IQ of a Hat Stand immediately works out the quickest route for navigating a bowl of spaghetti. This remarkable achievement took place on the child's first day of life. By the second day the child solved the "Salesmanship...
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Funny story:  Physicist in Shock 11 year old builds Nuclear Weapon

Physicist in Shock 11 year old builds Nuclear Weapon

Physicist around the world are in shock today as the news that 11 year old Matthew Wayne Bromley of Connord Canyon has designed and built the world first privately owned micro nuclear weapon. State & Federal officials scrambled to evacuate a 2...
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Funny story:  Beethoven's Tenth Symphony - Out Today

Beethoven's Tenth Symphony - Out Today

Great news for classical music fans; following posthumous releases by other artists, a new recording of an unknown Beethoven work has hit music shops today. The company behind the release say it has been compiled from old records of music written...
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Funny story:  Sarah Palin's Ex-Future Son-In-Law, Levi Johnston, To Appear In PlayChick Magazine

Sarah Palin's Ex-Future Son-In-Law, Levi Johnston, To Appear In PlayChick Magazine

CHICAGO - The former ex-future son-in-law of the former ex-governor of Alaska Levi Johnston has agreed to pose in PlayChick Magazine. The Chicago-based publication caters to the modern, discerning, American woman between the ages of 19 and 39, but...
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Funny story:  David Cameron Confronted By 10 Year Old

David Cameron Confronted By 10 Year Old

Conservative Party leader and ex-Bullingdon Club member David 'Do Nothing Dave' Cameron was rocked on his heels today when he was outwitted by a ten year old child. Mister Cameron, on his way to work was stopped by the child, one of the dreaded 'w...
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Funny story:  Dutch far right leader Geert Wilders stuffs UK and enters legally, Sieg Heil!

Dutch far right leader Geert Wilders stuffs UK and enters legally, Sieg Heil!

Geert Wilders, Dutch far right politician and "lover" of Maroccans, Turks and Muslims in general can now enter the UK legally! Albeit, he's left his Dutch "SS Speziell Einheid" troopers under a bridge in Amsterdam preparing for a "Blitzkrieg" wate...
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Funny story:  Obama Rushed To Hospital After Getting Up & Walking Funny!

Obama Rushed To Hospital After Getting Up & Walking Funny!

President Barack Obama was rushed to a Maryland hospital this morning just to be on the safe side after he got up from bed and began walking funny. "He was kind of one-sided", stated wife and first lady, Michelle Obama. "I was afraid it was a str...
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Funny story:  Marie Osmond Upset At Being Snubbed By Brother Donny On Dancing With The Stars

Marie Osmond Upset At Being Snubbed By Brother Donny On Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - The lone female member of the famous singing Osmond family is reportedly extremely upset at being snubbed by her brother Donny after he completed his Charleston dance performance. Right after the music ended Donny ran over to the front...
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Funny story:  Sir Alex tells Brit refs to get fit, no sex before games and lay off the "Chip Butties"!

Sir Alex tells Brit refs to get fit, no sex before games and lay off the "Chip Butties"!

Sir Alex Ferguson is facing a life long touchline ban becauser he publicly dared to call Premier league Refs a bunch of "Stodgies!" "They're fat, overweight, too old, can't run, smoke to much, have sex before matches and then expect to keep up wit...
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Funny story:  Dancing With The Stars Derek Hough and Joanna Krupa Sizzle Fashizzle!

Dancing With The Stars Derek Hough and Joanna Krupa Sizzle Fashizzle!

HOLLYWOOD - Playboy model Joanna Krupa and her Dancing With The Stars partner Derek "The Blonde Boy" Hough literally burned up the DWTS dance floor with their lambada dance number. The grumpy judge from England Len Goodman said, as he dabbed the s...
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Funny story:  Eight hour 'normality' binge killed Gately, tests prove

Eight hour 'normality' binge killed Gately, tests prove

The Boyzone singer Stephen Gately died of 'natural causes' a controversial post-mortem has revealed. The 'teetotal' singer, dubbed 'sweet' and 'loving' had, in fact, indulged in a huge eight-hour binge that involved a lethal cocktail of 'some drin...
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Funny story:  Lincoln Memorial Comes To Life After Lightning Bolt Strike

Lincoln Memorial Comes To Life After Lightning Bolt Strike

Columbus Day tourists to the famed Lincoln Memorial fled in terror as the famous statue rose from it's perch after an errant lightning bolt struck it. Rising to a height of 28 feet tall, the bewildered behemoth lumbered forth smashing the Doric co...
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Funny story:  Limbaugh in bid to buy Congressional Black Caucus

Limbaugh in bid to buy Congressional Black Caucus

According to a major news source, Rush Limbaugh is getting ready to make another purchase of a major institution. Following the disclosure this week that he is bidding to buy The St. Louis Rams, he has once again shocked the news industry and the po...
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Funny story:  Al-Qaeda Cash Crisis

Al-Qaeda Cash Crisis

Al-Qaeda is in its worst financial state for many years, according to a statement by the US Treasury. Senior Treasury official David Cohen said that al-Qaeda had made several appeals for funds already this year, and had organised various events in...
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Funny story:  Airports Making More On Selling Nude Scanner Mags Than Airline Tickets

Airports Making More On Selling Nude Scanner Mags Than Airline Tickets

A report from several CPA's, who have airlines as their customers, says that the airlines are making a fortune on selling a new all-nude photo scanner before they make them illegal, except at airports. "There are people purchasing these things and...
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Funny story:  Brian Blessed to play part of Frodo in new production of 'Lard of the Rings'

Brian Blessed to play part of Frodo in new production of 'Lard of the Rings'

Thespian and committed luvie, Brian Blessed, is set to play the part of Frodo the Hobbit in a new stage production of 'Lard of the Rings' Other notable 'Thesps' who have indicated an interest in joining the stellar cast include; Gareth Hale of f...
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Funny story:  Bonkettes In Crisis - Give Them An Inch...

Bonkettes In Crisis - Give Them An Inch...

The sexiest girl band in the world, the Bonkettes are reportedly a band in crisis following events at the Sydney leg of their current world tour. It appears that Bonkettes drummer, Fanny Tickler had tipped her hat at UK rapper, The Full Inch, aka...
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Funny story:  Stephen Gately Dead But Monkey Woods Still Alive Shocker

Stephen Gately Dead But Monkey Woods Still Alive Shocker

There was cause for celebration in the Thai eastern seaboard resort of Pattaya tonight as, despite the saddening news of the untimely demise of Irish boyband homosexual singer Stephen Gately, it was revealed that satirical writer, social commentator...
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Funny story:  Job applications for "horny" airport "Naked Scanner" operators fly high!

Job applications for "horny" airport "Naked Scanner" operators fly high!

The new airport "Naked Scanner" being presently trialled at Manchester airport has caused an avalanche of job applications for the positions of operators! Applicants have been sending their CV's to global airports attempting to be first in line w...
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Funny story:  Man's Wife Slaps Him While He's Wearing Cell Phone Earpiece.  He's Now Able To Make Phone Calls By Thought Alone!

Man's Wife Slaps Him While He's Wearing Cell Phone Earpiece. He's Now Able To Make Phone Calls By Thought Alone!

Doctors were not only marveled at the recovery time of Mr. Winston Rallings of Jawson, Tennessee after a violent act of domestic abuse, but his ability to now use his cell phone at will after his wife's near fatal slap embedded Rallings' cell phone e...
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Funny story:  Casio sick of their calculators being used for smut

Casio sick of their calculators being used for smut

Japanese electronic giants Casio say they will cease manufacturing calculators unless users stop using them to spell out lewd words such as 'BOOBS' and "BOOBLESS". Since the inception of LCD screened electronic calculator in the 1970's, schoolboys ar...
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Funny story:  Organic Grocer to Sell "Straight Sanctimony"

Organic Grocer to Sell "Straight Sanctimony"

Boulder, CO - Organic grocer Whole Globe Foods has announced a new produce-free product called "Straight Sanctimony" to appeal to its customers who want to feel good about themselves, even though they don't like eating fresh vegetables or fruit.
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Funny story:  Irishman Wins Award for 'Hurt Feelings'

Irishman Wins Award for 'Hurt Feelings'

Itinerant Irish labourer, Patrick 'Paddy' O'Shady, today defended the substantial award he received for alleged 'hurt feelings' after being called a 'thick mick' by his building contractor employer. Mr O'Shady mistakenly built a four course high r...
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Funny story:  Whale Fart Kills Trainer At Aquatic Zoo

Whale Fart Kills Trainer At Aquatic Zoo

Expert whale trainer, Burt Hamstead, was killed yesterday after trying to lead killer whale, Alfredo Fatface Scarlucci, to a section of the big tank where he could be more easily fed. A fellow worker, Kate Mackerel, stated that Burt had the big wh...
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Funny story:  MPs Hit Back at Proposed Expenses Repayment

MPs Hit Back at Proposed Expenses Repayment

Anger erupted in the House of Commons today as politicians from all parties were ordered to pay back thousands of pounds in spuriously claimed expenses. One prominent MP said, from the small corrugated steel Anderson shelter, where he claims to b...
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Funny story:  Rush Limbaugh On Judge Panel Of Miss America!

Rush Limbaugh On Judge Panel Of Miss America!

The Miss America Organization says Radio Talk Show Host Rush Limbaugh will be a judge for the 2010 pageant in Las Vegas. No, you heard right, and we do mean right, Mr. Rush Limbaugh. The event will be held at the Planet Hollywood Resort & Cas...
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Funny story:  A snake story

A snake story

Green Garden Grass snakes can be dangerous, Yes, grass snakes, not rattle snakes. A couple in Sweetwater, Texas had a lot of potted plants, and during a recent cold spell, the wife was bringing in a lot of them indoors to protect them from a possible freeze. It turned out that a little green garden grass snake was hidden in one of the plants and when it had warmed up, it slithered out and the w...
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Funny story:  Manchester United to replay un-won matches

Manchester United to replay un-won matches

As the world casts a weary eye towards the onslaught of Christmas, football clubs are now pondering an added complication that comes with the yuletide package. While one of the greatest bugbears in life as a Premiership manager is an increasingly...
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Funny story:  Obama Honours  Nobel Pre Nup : No More 'Armed' Troops to Afghanistan; Gets to Keep Prize and Money!

Obama Honours Nobel Pre Nup : No More 'Armed' Troops to Afghanistan; Gets to Keep Prize and Money!

In town for a quiet candle lit dinner with supporters, President Obama quietly signed an order to commit just 13,000 non combat troops to the Afghanistan conflict in order to comply with caveats attached to the Norwegian Peace Award and not be force...
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Funny story:  Curse of Tutankhamun No# 2 as Vatican haunted by fake St Therese of Lisieux bones scandal

Curse of Tutankhamun No# 2 as Vatican haunted by fake St Therese of Lisieux bones scandal

London - (Osteoporosis): "Looks like the old Pharaoh is having the last laugh again!" curator of the British Museum chuckled today. Despite his advice thousands of wannabe believers at Westmonster Cathedral continued to file past the ossified rema...
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Funny story:  Flash Mob disaster as Rage virus turns participants into the Walking Dead

Flash Mob disaster as Rage virus turns participants into the Walking Dead

London, UK - A T-Mobile marketing stunt turned to disaster this morning as it appears one of the 'flashers' was infected by the deadly 'Rage' virus. As revelers desended upon Victoria Station for a world record Moonwalk attempt, a "small minority...
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Funny story:  New Airport Scanner sees you NUDE

New Airport Scanner sees you NUDE

Manchester airport have unveiled their latest device to counter terrorism, or at least this is what they claim. The terrahertz scanner, or Counter-Terror Hurts Scanner as it has been dubbed by insiders, is the X-Ray glasses that were always advert...
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Funny story:  Houston Is Named The Top NFL Tailgaiting City In America

Houston Is Named The Top NFL Tailgaiting City In America

HOUSTON - Reliant Stadium, home of the NFL Houston Texans has been named The #1 Tailgating City in the United States. Wade Bucknerstone, president of The American Tailgaters Council was asked exactly what factors are considered in deciding what ma...
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Funny story:  Vagina Girl To Star With Ron Jeremy In The Porn Movie "Well It's Not Going To Lick Itself"

Vagina Girl To Star With Ron Jeremy In The Porn Movie "Well It's Not Going To Lick Itself"

SANTA MONICA, California - One of the most popular dancers in the history of the reality dance show So You Think You Can Dance, has been signed to appear in a movie starring the king of porn Ron Jeremy. Chenile Poonisha Pennypacker said that she c...
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Funny story:  Paul McCartney Agrees To Record An Album With Yoko Ono

Paul McCartney Agrees To Record An Album With Yoko Ono

LONDON - Sir Paul McCartney has agreed to record an album with Yoko Ono, wife of his ex-Beatles bandmate John Lennon. McCartney who is a world-renowned animal rights activist, peace activist, and crumpets activist said that he and Ms. Ono have sai...
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Funny story:  UFO Computer Hacker Gary McKinnon to Receieve U.S. Medal of Freedom

UFO Computer Hacker Gary McKinnon to Receieve U.S. Medal of Freedom

The United States government did a complete about face today announcing that computer hacker Gary McKinnon performed a great service for the country and will be honored with the U.S. highest honor, the Medal of Freedom, rather than imprisoned. Sou...
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Funny story:  The Chicago Cubs File Chapter 11 Bankruptcy

The Chicago Cubs File Chapter 11 Bankruptcy

CHICAGO - The owners of one of Major League Baseball's most beloved teams, the Chicago Cubs, have filed for chapter 11 bankruptcy. The team is owned by The Chicago Tribune, which recently, also filed for bankruptcy. And the Chicago Tribune is owne...
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Funny story:  Cameron Speaks Out On Mudguards

Cameron Speaks Out On Mudguards

Prospective Prime Minister, David Cameron, today exhibited the fact that he really does have his finger on the pulse of the nation by announcing that if elected, he would give serious consideration to the compulsory use of mudguards on bicycles. "...
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Funny story:  Agony Aunt about to get HIV

Agony Aunt about to get HIV

Author's Note - The actual advice columnist who gave such advice was not "Miss Terry". For liability reasons, her name is changed to that. If one was aware of the actual name, the article would be funnier. - Dean West Washington, D.C. - Recently...
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Funny story:  Victoria Beckham Disappears

Victoria Beckham Disappears

Milan - David Beckham arrived at the Milan fashion show this week and attempted to quash rumours that him and Victoria have separated by arriving alone and holding his arm out, leaning over and speaking to it during the evening as if Posh was there o...
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Funny story:  'This ish it' - Michael Jackson defecates posthumously

'This ish it' - Michael Jackson defecates posthumously

Pottytown, PA - Michael Jackson fans are surprised by the recent release by Michael Jackson - 'This ish it'. According to my source, Dr. Undie Taker of Peter Pan Memorial Garden, posthumous defecation is actually quite common. In fact, "Many prison...
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Funny story:  Metal And Plastic Bits Are The Key To Economic Revival Says Cameron

Metal And Plastic Bits Are The Key To Economic Revival Says Cameron

Opposition leader David Cameron today revealed his strategy for a strong resurgence from recession to the CBI. In a benchmark speech he told captains of industry that the way forward from recession lay in "making things out of metal and plastic, and...
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Funny story:  Nobel Committee Announces Mistake

Nobel Committee Announces Mistake

Early today the Nobel Prize Committee announced that it had made a big mistake telling Barrack Obama that he would be awarded the Peace prize. In reality, the Committee explained, it had voted to award the prize to Malia and Sasha Obama, both more in...
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Funny story:  Simon Powell: "I eat babies to keep my skin soft and smooth"

Simon Powell: "I eat babies to keep my skin soft and smooth"

Simon Powell reveals his beauty tips exclusively to me today. He describes how he is actually 300 years old and only stays alive by eating aborted foetuses daily - "It's really awesome for my skin, it definitely gives me the Z Factor!" Other tips...
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