Funny story:  Large Hadron Collider Fills With Feces

Large Hadron Collider Fills With Feces

Geneva, Switzerland-- Scientists switched on the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) for the second time today and they immediately received a very unpleasant shock. The entire 17-mile concrete tunnel was instantly filled to the brim with steaming human fec...
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Funny story:  Janet Jackson's American Music Awards Dance Number Breaks The Crotch-Grabbing Record

Janet Jackson's American Music Awards Dance Number Breaks The Crotch-Grabbing Record

HOLLYWOOD - Janet Damita Jo Jackson, aka Janet Jackson performed the opening dance number on the American Music Awards show. And her tribute to her brother Michael, had way much more crotch-grabbing than even her brother's songs ever used to have.
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Funny story:  Spoof Club Part Six

Spoof Club Part Six

The Bondage-A-Go-Go Escaping from Extremist Catholic Mimes can wear on a fella, and both Warren and I were exhausted from the experience. Where hearth and happiness can only be found at or somewhere near home, we both booked returning flights from Milan back to the U.S. The trip from Tremezzo and the Grand Hotel back to Milan was adventurous, trading paint and a couple of "Fungoos!" with teen...
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Funny story:  Jedward To Replace Katie Price In The Jungle

Jedward To Replace Katie Price In The Jungle

Following Katie Price's shockingly predictable 'I'm A Celebrity' runner, from the jungle, an announcement is expected that Dublin twin disaster duo John and Edward Grimes are jetting down under as we speak to add a little pzazz to the jungle malarkey...
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Funny story:  Hitler's Mercedes sold to Russian billionaire, his house already sold to Obama!

Hitler's Mercedes sold to Russian billionaire, his house already sold to Obama!

Hitler lives on and now his memorabilia is being sold to his ex-enemies for millions of dollars. Jaggedone already reported that Hitler's house in Braun, Austria was secretly bought by Obama, he wants to use it later as a perfect location to spend...
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Funny story:  UK MP investigating the MP's expenses scandal is found fiddling himself!

UK MP investigating the MP's expenses scandal is found fiddling himself!

Upright MP "Dopey Dismore" alias Andrew is investigating the MP's expenses scandals and now has been caught himself with his "red hot fingers in the till!" He has defended himself by admitting "I am a dopey Dismore, what shall I do, I plead not-gu...
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Funny story:  Susan Boyle Accuses Twilight Of Stealing Her Thunder

Susan Boyle Accuses Twilight Of Stealing Her Thunder

Former Scottish Church volunteer, turned into worldwide phenomenon after her performance on a British reality show, Susan Boyle was all set for her big album release and in New York City when she was told to hold down the racket because some of the s...
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Funny story:  Ghost Town Bordello Falls and the "Bordello Falls Chainsaw Massacre" Chapter 14!

Ghost Town Bordello Falls and the "Bordello Falls Chainsaw Massacre" Chapter 14!

Once home of the glorious, filthy, debauched wild-wild-west (Will Smith often bonked there!) Bordello Falls had now deteriorated into a windy, bone dry, dust bowl called a "Ghost town" not even Hyenas and Dingos would enter (difficult actually as they reside in Africa and Australia, never mind, you know what I mean!) even vultures, scorpions and rattlers would make a wide berth avoiding Bordello.
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Funny story:  Michael Jackson 's*cked c*ck like a m*therf*cker'

Michael Jackson 's*cked c*ck like a m*therf*cker'

A storm of controversy is growing after it was alleged that Michael Jackson 'sucked c*ck like a m*therf*cker' during his years of fame and celebrity. The allegation was made by Seamus Heaney, former Professor of Poetry at Oxford, and recipient of...
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Funny story:  Pussies Rule The New Feminism Declare Palin & Prejean

Pussies Rule The New Feminism Declare Palin & Prejean

In a joint statement that is being viewed as a manifesto for the "new feminism" Sara Palin and Carrie Prejean have declared "Pussies Rule" for the new generation of women. Said Palin: "The days of the glass ceiling for women is over, the days of...
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Funny story:  X-Factor Sends Jedward Homeward!

X-Factor Sends Jedward Homeward!

LONDON - X-Factor Time finally ran out for The Irish Twins, aka The Dublin Duo, aka The High-Haired Harlequins. So the highly popular singing show will now move along without the stylish singing antics of John and Edward Grimes, who many said remi...
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Funny story:  Hollyoaks introduced as main execution method

Hollyoaks introduced as main execution method

Authorities in Yemen have introduced "Hollyoaks watching" has their main method of execution - for killing all their bastards in prison. Government Minister, Al Haque Im Hammeem stated in the local press that "We thought that stoning criminals to...
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Funny story:  Strange Sea Creature Left behind after the "Once in a thousand years" Storms

Strange Sea Creature Left behind after the "Once in a thousand years" Storms

A strange sea creature has been found washed up in Dumfries after the recent "Once in a thousand years" storms. The creature is believed to be of the starfish variety but has characteristics that usually only belong to a sea horse. The creature,...
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Funny story:  O' Halloran - Murder with a Capital Punishment - Part 1

O' Halloran - Murder with a Capital Punishment - Part 1

'Fans' (I use the term very, very loosely) of PsychoTown will be delighted to catch up on the further adventures of grizzled wanking cop O' Halloran as he once again embarks on another...er, adventure. Part 1 Located between the local junior motorcycle club headquarters and a branch of Saucy Annie's Strip Joint, The Blue Oyster Bar's blue neon sign fizzes and splutters like the headla...
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Funny story:  Illegal Immigrant Found Inside Flat-Pack Furniture

Illegal Immigrant Found Inside Flat-Pack Furniture

As illegal immigrants become ever more desperate, in order to try and enter Britain, one lucky shopper got more than they bargained for, when they found a Swedish illegal immigrant crammed into packaging that contained a flat packed table, which was...
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Funny story:  Jennifer Lopez Falls During Her Music Awards Performance And Breaks The Stage Floor

Jennifer Lopez Falls During Her Music Awards Performance And Breaks The Stage Floor

HOLLYWOOD - Jennifer Lopez, aka J-Lo showed her age (and weight) at The Music Awards show as she jumped off of one of her dancers, hitting the stage floor, and landing on her rather ample ass. The stunned performer quickly stood up hoping that no...
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Funny story:  Girls Aloud on Katharine B. Davis

Girls Aloud on Katharine B. Davis

The glamour girl singer of the music group 'Girls Aloud' spoke out to the media about her obsession with Katharine B. Davis. In a lengthy news conference, Kimberley gives a detailed explanation about the life of her favorite homosexual promoting i...
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Funny story:  Music Awards: Adam Lambert Performs Prime Time TV's First Musical Orgy

Music Awards: Adam Lambert Performs Prime Time TV's First Musical Orgy

HOLLYWOOD - Well Madonna, Britney, and Christina can all move over Adamina, aka Adam Lambert's finale performance at the Music Award show came close to setting off every smoke alarm and smoke detector in the building. The Nokia Theater was suddenl...
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Funny story:  Katie Price Eats  Ant's Tentacles Then Dec's Testicles

Katie Price Eats Ant's Tentacles Then Dec's Testicles

Big busts and even bigger bust-ups are nothing new in the sexually-supercharged set of the smash Australian hit show, "I'm a Celebrity get me out of here." But new ground was broken today, when big busted Jordan, the model with the unfeasibly larg...
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Funny story:  Adam Lambert To Shake Up The CD World!

Adam Lambert To Shake Up The CD World!

While doing rehearsals for his new wild, Michael Jackson-type American Music Awards performance last night and amid a thundercloud of hot theater lights and special-effects fog, Adam Lambert governed the sprawling stage while gripping a microphone in...
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Funny story:  Knife Wounds To Be Shown To Kiddies

Knife Wounds To Be Shown To Kiddies

The government have announced they are to show 'disturbing and graphic' photographs of knife wound victims to teenagers, in an attempt to stop them from carrying knives. Maria Prannet, Labour MP, says "if we scare the bejeezus out of the little sh...
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Funny story:  Sex Performance In Europe Threatened By Hadron Collider

Sex Performance In Europe Threatened By Hadron Collider

People and even animal's sexual performance in Europe has been thrown off, to say the least, and it's spreading around the world, it's cause being blamed on the restart of the Hadron Collider. The world's most powerful atom smasher had resumed ope...
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Funny story:  Hollywood Short on Co-Stars for Next Cruise Movie

Hollywood Short on Co-Stars for Next Cruise Movie

Having extended their search beyond U.S. borders, 18th Century Wolf is still having difficulty filling the shoes of Tom's next co-star. Short on options within actor's guilds in California and New York, Foxx producer Hyrum Smallton is now holding ca...
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Funny story:  Large Hadron Collider Splitting The Earth!

Large Hadron Collider Splitting The Earth!

President Barack Obama, just back from his trip from...whoa! Something's shaking! Obama says he has received a lot of good news from both the Japanese and the Chinese over our national debt. "In a face-to-face conference in both Tokyo and Beijing...
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Funny story:  Gordon Brown Loses His Head.

Gordon Brown Loses His Head.

Gordon Brown sensationally lost his face today. The British Prime Minister was giving a speech at the Beggar's End old peoples unit in Staffordshire, when the accident occurred. Witness Langley Felch, 69, said "He was going on about how good the L...
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Funny story:  Jedward on suicide watch in expensive clinic after shock X Factor defeat - Louis officially distraught.

Jedward on suicide watch in expensive clinic after shock X Factor defeat - Louis officially distraught.

Louis Walsh was thrown into complete disarray after his novelty act John and Edward Grimes crashed out of competition in the most shocking X Factor episode ever. After the show the boys, their glittering career in tatters, were whisked into a waiting...
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Funny story:  Banks are getting ready for a second assault

Banks are getting ready for a second assault

New York Stock Exchange insiders warned financial reporters that the banks were getting ready for a second assault on public funds. They fear that the forthcoming assault would be bigger and more ferocious than the first one a few months ago. One...
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Funny story:  Turin Shroud scientists carbon-date Obama birth certificate

Turin Shroud scientists carbon-date Obama birth certificate

Washington AC/DC - (Grateful Dead Sea Scrolls): Miniscule pollen traces on Barack Obama's birth certificate have been identified as Alaskan Matanuska Thunderfuck strains. The discovery flames an already bitter Birthers' argument that the plant mat...
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Funny story:  Katie Price quits jungle after anusfest

Katie Price quits jungle after anusfest

Eating a kangaroo's anus was the last straw for Katie Price, aka Jordan and she has now quite the celebrity jungle, with a bitter riposte that "everything there was shit or if it wasn't shit it was an actual shitter." With an invaluable week's wor...
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Funny story:  Columbo Loses His Jacket, For Record Sum.

Columbo Loses His Jacket, For Record Sum.

Iconic manky mac of the much loved '70's bumbling TV detective Columbo, has sold at auction this week for a record sum of US$53,000,000. The record rain coat was originally put up on Ebay, but interest was limited due to an over exaggerated reserv...
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Funny story:  UFC 109 Contenders Announced.

UFC 109 Contenders Announced.

The UFC have today announced the contenders for the title fight at UFC 109. Australian Chris Rickard, 49, will face his nemesis Hoppy the bush kangaroo. The two met once before when Hoppy, distant cousin to TV's Skippy, attacked Rickard's dog w...
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Funny story:  BT Finally Solve London Phone Mystery

BT Finally Solve London Phone Mystery

British Telecom have finally resolved the major fault they have experienced on their telephone system. Engineer Matt Tankard, 32, said "for about 7 weeks now we have experienced serious issues on a set of London number's. This week however, we see...
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Funny story:  Irish X-Factor twins Jedward given government job.

Irish X-Factor twins Jedward given government job.

Following their ejection from X-Factor, the government have drafted in Jedward (John and Edward Grimes). They will be offering support to the existing Government twins Deadband (David and Ed Milliband). The twins, who were sorry to leave the show,...
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Funny story:  Letter To Katie. Gone But Not For Long.

Letter To Katie. Gone But Not For Long.

It is with great sadness that I can confirm Katie Price has left the jungle. The bongo bosomed broad finally had enough of the trials set for her by the voting public. Will she finally now understand that people don't like her very much? Will s...
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Funny story:  Keane continues to protest

Keane continues to protest

The republic of Ireland's record scorer Robbie Keane is continuing his protest about the standard of refereeing, demanding a replay for the clear handball which cost his team a goal. "Wigan's goal was as clear a handball as I have ever seen and ye...
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Funny story:  France v. Republic Of Ireland Match To Be Replayed With Strange Proviso

France v. Republic Of Ireland Match To Be Replayed With Strange Proviso

There was a political storm brewing in France this afternoon after it was announced that last week's crucial World Cup qualifying game between France and the Republic of Ireland, which the Frogs won after Thierry Henry had blatantly handled the ball...
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Funny story:  Jedward axed - Literally!

Jedward axed - Literally!

At last, after 26 weeks of 'Jedmania' the worbeling and permanently surprised Irish duo have been vetoed off the X Factor. After a dispassionate plea in midweek to the baying masses of X Factor, temporary leader, Gordon Brown, in a rousing speech...
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Funny story:  Ann Coulter 'Stalkers'  Actually Had Other Intentions.

Ann Coulter 'Stalkers' Actually Had Other Intentions.

Earlier reports of stalkers following Ann Coulter around are now proven to be unsubstantial. Whereas Ms. Coulter had the false assumption that men were following her about because of her wit, charm and intelligence or because of her long legged sexin...
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Funny story:  University In Degree Offer

University In Degree Offer

Bright sparks at a leading university have come up with the idea, whereby they will offer a free degree to new and existing students. Barry Eccles, who is a lecturer on the university's BSC degree course "The Life And Times Of Anneka Rice" at the...
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Funny story:  Michael Jackson's Moonwalk Video Glove Sells For $400,000!

Michael Jackson's Moonwalk Video Glove Sells For $400,000!

REDONDO BEACH, California - The glove that Michael Jackson wore in his Moonwalk video has been auctioned off for an unbelievable $400,000. The buyer of the infamous glove is Hong Kong businessman Jing Fu Mingsong, owner of Mingsong's Fire Drill Se...
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Funny story:  5 Tried and Tested Reasons Not To Work Too Hard

5 Tried and Tested Reasons Not To Work Too Hard

To properly fit in to a bureaucracy, a worker needs to ensure that he/she does no more than the bare minimum of work that is required. Such an approach will allow you to more easily follow the five paradigms of government, keep you from upsetting your co-workers, and provide proper evidence of your suitability for promotion in the future. In the event that some misguided employee questions your ap...
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Funny story:  X-Factor Danyl Johnson's Mother Wants To Scratch Simon Cowell's Face

X-Factor Danyl Johnson's Mother Wants To Scratch Simon Cowell's Face

LONDON - The 48-year-old mother of X-Factor contestant Danyl Johnson, Maria Pinta Nina Burgess has said that she feels that her son is being extremely mistreated by Simon Cowell. And she feels so strongly about it that she told a neighbor that if...
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