Funny story:  LOST Script Found on eBay

LOST Script Found on eBay

A script purporting to be the final episode of LOST is being auctioned on Ebay for $1,000,000, leading many to doubt its authenticity. The seller, going by the pseudonym of Jacob, claims to have been one of the original writers and the chief archite...
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Funny story:  'Britains Got Talent' : Hollie Steel forgets words and  wins the 'Crying Child Award'.

'Britains Got Talent' : Hollie Steel forgets words and wins the 'Crying Child Award'.

Lovely little Hollie Steel, 10 (yes she is ten - Dave Solari on U-tube) has won the competition for the cutest crying child award of the BGT competition. Hollie Steel 10, who is a cross between Lena Zavaroni and a Julie Andrews' clone, initially...
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Funny story:  What do 'Toni' Blair, Silvio Berlusconi, the Mafia and the Kray Brothers have in common. Maybe they all work for the 'Roman Catholic Church?'

What do 'Toni' Blair, Silvio Berlusconi, the Mafia and the Kray Brothers have in common. Maybe they all work for the 'Roman Catholic Church?'

Lord Boothby. Boothby was a bisexual who had declared that he wasn't quite sure if he preferred young boys or young girls. However, at the time governments could potentially fall due to a case of homosexuality between grown adults (which between grow...
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Funny story:  French commemorate D-Day

French commemorate D-Day

The people of France held many memorials today, to commemorate all the French men that had died valiantly during the 1944 D-Day landings. That soldier, Monsieur Anatole de la Drapeau Blanche, died near Caen, in Normandy, after vainly trying to eat...
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Funny story:  Prince Harry Visits Ground Zero - Better Late Than Never

Prince Harry Visits Ground Zero - Better Late Than Never

Citizens of the United States Of America were overwhelmed by pent up emotions today as British Royal personage, Prince Harry the alleged piss artist visited ground zero in New York City - eight years after the tragic event. The visit was described...
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Funny story:  Tracey Eminem's new art-rap album

Tracey Eminem's new art-rap album

Tracey Eminem's new album 'Repeat' has sold less copies than any other 'art-rap' record in US and UK recording history. 'Repeat' is Eminem's fifth album, the previous four having been 'RapCrap', 'Arty Farty', 'The Tracey Eminem Con', and 'My 5 yea...
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Funny story:  Old Woman Calls 911 About Fornicating Sparrows

Old Woman Calls 911 About Fornicating Sparrows

Narberth, PA-- Michelle Critter, 98, called the 911 emergency line 20 times yesterday. The elderly spinster was very upset about some sparrows that were having carnal relations in her front yard. She wanted the police to stop them. The police fina...
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Funny story:  Spoof Writer Adam Click Signs Up For Eclipse Movie

Spoof Writer Adam Click Signs Up For Eclipse Movie

Spoof writer Adam Click has just signed up to appear alongside Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson in the latest addition to the Twilight movie franchise. Producers, keen to secure the longevity of the bullshit vampire saga decided to turn to tradit...
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Funny story:  Hollie Steel To Appear On "Dancing With The Stars"

Hollie Steel To Appear On "Dancing With The Stars"

HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars host Tom Bergeron has stated that little 10-year-old British singing sensation Hollie Steel has been signed to appear on the next season of DWTS. Hollie will be the youngest contestant to ever participate on the...
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Funny story:  Britain's Got Talent - Cowbell And Parents Should Be Hung For Child Abuse

Britain's Got Talent - Cowbell And Parents Should Be Hung For Child Abuse

Precocious brat, Hollie Steel, from Accrington may have lost the plot and cracked up in the Britain's Got Talent semi final, but she sure stuck to the script. Judge, Amanda Holden was able to up her humanitarian status as she pretended to approach...
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Funny story:  Britain's Got Talent - Good (Not Really) Evans

Britain's Got Talent - Good (Not Really) Evans

TV viewers were this evening left more than a little scared by the semi-final act, Good Evans. Far from being good, the two daughters did a pretty scary impression of the dead sisters in Stanley Kubrick's Stephen King adaptation of the Shining, wh...
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Funny story:  Amanda Holden wants to appear nude in the final of Britains Got Talent!

Amanda Holden wants to appear nude in the final of Britains Got Talent!

Amanda Holden, 47 has expressed her desire to appear nude to JUDGE the final of 'Britain's Got Talent'. Les Dennis's former wife has tried on 300 frocks and has broken down in tears screaming "Nothing suits me". An insider said " Amanda has b...
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Funny story:  Hipster Denial Now at All Time High

Hipster Denial Now at All Time High

A recent poll has shown a record number of American Hipsters deny any connection to the term whatsoever. The employment of archaic and/or purposefully ironic dress and mannerisms such as wearing shirts decorated with obscure references and drink...
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Funny story:  Mel Gibson Back In Rehab?

Mel Gibson Back In Rehab?

Friends of the Oscar winner have told several reporters that Mel Gibson has been drinking heavily again and when he drinks, he becomes Mr. Hyde. After hearing rumors around Hollywood, Mel's new girlfriend reportedly told a friend of Mel's that she...
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Funny story:  E-E-T: Southwest Bags Children, Michael Bloomberg Apologizes (Kind Of) And Google Waves

E-E-T: Southwest Bags Children, Michael Bloomberg Apologizes (Kind Of) And Google Waves

(Washington, D.C.) The U.S. economy shrank to a 5.7 percent annual pace in the first quarter of 2009, ending its worst drop in five decades due to declines in housing, inventories and business investments. However, a ray of hope, the White House Gene...
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Funny story:  Amanda Holden's secret affair with Piers Morgan - exposed!

Amanda Holden's secret affair with Piers Morgan - exposed!

London - A secret source has spoken out about an alleged affair between Amanda Holden and co-host of Britain's Got Talent Piers Morgan. The affair allegedly started two months ago while Piers and Amanda were in Scotland judging the Glasgow cont...
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Funny story:  Susan Boyle Quits Singing To Work On Dock

Susan Boyle Quits Singing To Work On Dock

Scottish singing sensation, Susan Boyle, has sensationally quit singing today, after sensationally swearing at members of the media this week. Boyle, 48, the star of Britain's Got Talent, had become so utterly pissed off with reporters following h...
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Funny story:  North Korea opens its non-existent nuclear shitholes to global tourists!

North Korea opens its non-existent nuclear shitholes to global tourists!

Package holidays to all the shitholes on the planet are becoming so popular that even North Korea are offering all-in trips to their nuclear power bases and other archaic nuclear areas. As the rest of the world know, they are all forbidden, but th...
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Funny story:  Old People Valued Members of Society or Zombie Fodder?

Old People Valued Members of Society or Zombie Fodder?

Last Monday President Obama announced his views on the cost of maintaining welfare and social security for the elderly and mentally infirm. The President gave a moving speech on the values of there wisdom and experience and why such programs had...
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Funny story:  Britain's Got Talent - Create A Pizza Topping Comp Winner Announced

Britain's Got Talent - Create A Pizza Topping Comp Winner Announced

Mrs Charlene Scuttlebucket of Rishton, Lancashire, near Blackburn was today announced as the Jeronimo's Pizzas Create A BGT Topping Competition winner, fighting off entries from all over her council estate. Mrs Scuttlebucket plumped for a pizza to...
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Funny story:  Booger County Salvage Mafia In Crisis Over Appointment Of Gay Don

Booger County Salvage Mafia In Crisis Over Appointment Of Gay Don

The Boogertown Mafia, which controls much of the County salvage industry from slightly used condoms to out-dated boxes of Corn Chex to used tires and recharged batteries, is in turmoil following the recent announcement that Big Lenny 'The Salami' de Weese is to replace Franco 'Four Fingers' Spaghettio as Don of Salvage for the entire Booger County. The first Mafiosi to 'come out of the steam ba...
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Funny story:  Face About Arse Everything - Central Spoof At Glitch Technical

Face About Arse Everything - Central Spoof At Glitch Technical

.it get we as More ".Serious damned Pretty" ,us told he ",serious damned Pretty." .was problem the serious how , mallet big a clutching room dark a from emerged had who, Technician a asked We ".forever us haunt will it seems it but thing asp...
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Funny story:  Britain's Got Talent Stavros Flatley May Miss Final

Britain's Got Talent Stavros Flatley May Miss Final

Greek Irish dancing duet from Cyprus, Stavros Flatley, may not be able to perform in the Britain's Got Talent Final here on Saturday as Demetrios Demetriou, father of Lagi, his dance partner, sustained a fractured metatarsal bone in his left foot fol...
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Funny story:  Britain's Got Talent Susan Boyle Goes Missing

Britain's Got Talent Susan Boyle Goes Missing

Consternation in north-west London today as it was revealed that troubled Jockinese crooner Susan 'Hairy Angel' Boyle has gone missing ahead of tomorrow's final. Boyle, 48 if she's a day has been facing a wave of negative publicity over the last f...
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Funny story:  Susan Boyle Boiling Mad Subdued By London Bobbies

Susan Boyle Boiling Mad Subdued By London Bobbies

LONDON - The odds-on favorite to win Britain's Got Talent 48-year-old Susan Boyle lost her temper and launched into a four-letter diatribe that makes Christian Bale's tongue-lashing tirade pale by comparison. It seems that Boyle was sitting in the...
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Funny story:  Tooth Fairy Feeling The Pinch

Tooth Fairy Feeling The Pinch

Leading UK politicians today urged the government to step in as it was revealed that the Tooth Fairy (UK Delegate) was on the verge of going bust. The Tooth Fairy is feeling the economic pinch just like the rest of us, with turnover down by an est...
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Funny story:  Burnley FC Caterers Announce Turf Moor Premier League Menu

Burnley FC Caterers Announce Turf Moor Premier League Menu

The rest of the Premier League are in for a real Lancashire treat when they visit Turf Moor next season, according to the club's caterers. Following a successful three year sponsorship deal, the club will be sticking with Holland's Pies, including...
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Funny story:  Julie Andrews Offers Susan Boyle Free Swearing Lessons

Julie Andrews Offers Susan Boyle Free Swearing Lessons

GSTAAD, Switzerland - Famed songstress, Julie Andrews has offered to give Susan Boyle free lessons in swearing. "Contrary to popular public opinion, including some publicity seeking psychologists, Susan Boyle is not having a breakdown. She is mer...
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Funny story:  Dev Patel Turns Into The Bad Guy In "The Last Airbender", Romance Still On!

Dev Patel Turns Into The Bad Guy In "The Last Airbender", Romance Still On!

British-Indian actor Dev Patel, who played the happy-go-lucky slum dweller in the Oscar-winning film 'Slumdog Millionaire', is all set to really surprise his fans with his villainous turn in Hollywood's 'The Last Airbender', and he loves it. Patel...
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Funny story:  FBI uncovers Birmingham Police Dept. 'Virtual Brutality Chamber'

FBI uncovers Birmingham Police Dept. 'Virtual Brutality Chamber'

BIRMINGHAM, AL - Just over a week ago, the Birmingham Police Department fired five officers for behavior they called "shameful." Video footage captured by an onboard patrol car camera on Jan. 23, 2008, showed the officers rushing suspect Anthony War...
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Funny story:  Padre  Oprah Swims the Thames with His Lover on his Back

Padre Oprah Swims the Thames with His Lover on his Back

The only Roman Catholic priest to make the news for sexsual involvement with a consenting adult has decided to leave Rome for Canterbury. Padre Oprah, the Very Reverend Father Cuti'e had captured the Catholic imagination with talk shows, scintillatin...
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Funny story:  Supreme Nominee Sotomayor Denies She Enjoyed Sex with Spoofer Pointer

Supreme Nominee Sotomayor Denies She Enjoyed Sex with Spoofer Pointer

In the first hearings before the Judiciary Committee, Judge Sonia Sotomayor was questioned about a reputed sexual affair at Cardinal Spellman High School with the spoofer known as Pointer. Pointer has claimed to anyone who would listen even Rush...
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Funny story:  ATNT International Conspired vs Adam Lambert and Susan Boyle

ATNT International Conspired vs Adam Lambert and Susan Boyle

Idol and Talent may have gotten undermined on both sides of the Atlantic by a conspiracy involving ATNT International, "the dynamite of modren cell phonies". the real victims of the plot appear to be the sexsually ambivalent pair of knock out crooner...
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Funny story:  Rihanna and Half of Sesame Street Will Testify vs Chris Brown

Rihanna and Half of Sesame Street Will Testify vs Chris Brown

Just as Chris Brown's rap song defense, " I'm Not an Animule!" hit the streets; the word went out across the hood from South Central to Sesame Street. Lady Rhianna wuz bringing her black and blues to a court of law. Filing amicus muppet briefs on beh...
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Funny story:  Junior Bush Won Spelling Bee Championship

Junior Bush Won Spelling Bee Championship

Junior Bush, appearing among the contestant for the Spelling Bee Championship at Washington DC where he spend most of his time learning spelling at White House proudly appeared at the competition. Relaxing age limit for Junior Bush, as a special c...
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Funny story:  New Moon Location Row As Brit Actress Puts The Guns On Rob Pattinson

New Moon Location Row As Brit Actress Puts The Guns On Rob Pattinson

Chaos ensued today in Italy on the set of upcoming movie New Moon when Kristen Stewart, who has reportedly got a thing all over again for co-star Rob Pattinson had her nose put seriously out of joint. Trouble flared when, during a break in filming...
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Funny story:  MI6 declare that clones are more intelligent than the original!

MI6 declare that clones are more intelligent than the original!

Shocking news came out today when MI6 leaders told the queen that clones are smarter than average humans. This theory has been tested on some of Britain's greatest minds as well as the queen, herself. In the queen case, they were both given a pie...
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Funny story:  Tracy Tynemouth Casting Finalised

Tracy Tynemouth Casting Finalised

Brit rival to Hannah Montana is due to start filming in three weeks after producers finally decided that emergent star Doreen Skagg would play the part of Tracy Tynemouth, the geordie girl with the corned beef legs who is good with pigeons. Doreen...
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