Funny story:  Pope Kisses African Children Goodbye

Pope Kisses African Children Goodbye

Pope Manny Dicked the Sixteenth went to the AIDS ridden continent of Africa and told its citizens that they should die rather than wrap their big black penises in lay-tex when doing the jungle bunny. The German-born, bred and beered Pope who has...
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Funny story:  Pope Has AIDS

Pope Has AIDS

Pope Benedict XVI has contracted AIDS during his tour of Africa, according to reports coming from the Vatican. The Pope, it is said, accidentally caught the disease after shaking hands with Angolan President Jose Eduardo dos Santos was he welcomed...
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Funny story:  Spoof Writer Vows To Stop Writing Jade Goody Stories

Spoof Writer Vows To Stop Writing Jade Goody Stories

After coming under intense pressure and criticism, a writer who scribbles his bullshit on a satirical news website has vowed to stop writing stories about Jade Goody, and to produce, instead, other types of stories which are equally topical, more mea...
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Funny story:  Retarded Bowler Obama Mocks Special Olympians

Retarded Bowler Obama Mocks Special Olympians

Barack Obama on Jay Leno compared his retarded bowling score of 129 to the special olympics. In fact Special Olympian, and African American Kolan McConiughey has thrown three perfect games and averages 269 pins per game. Kolan has called out the...
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Funny story:  Celebrity Dead Brother

Celebrity Dead Brother

In a statement released last night, Jade Goody has said that she wishes to appear on the next Celebrity Big Brother- despite the fact that she will be dead! 'I want to be there in my coffin', said the brave former BB star yesterday, 'It's my fina...
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Funny story:  Galloping Crud Survey : Bush, The One I Would Most Like To...

Galloping Crud Survey : Bush, The One I Would Most Like To...

Galloping Crud News Service and Survey Mavens asked a million Americans to name the things that they would most like to do with former President George W Bush. The results of the survey have been published in the last three remaining US print new...
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Funny story:  Retard Challenges President To A Fight

Retard Challenges President To A Fight

23 year old retard Clarence Dippyshit from Alabama, has expressed dismay at remarks made by "champion of the people" President Barack Obama. "I voted for him and then he stabs us all in the back!" Said Dippyshit, who falls into the retard category...
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Funny story:  TV Show "Porridge" Led Me To A Life Of Crime

TV Show "Porridge" Led Me To A Life Of Crime

A Humberside man, obsessed by the BBC sitcom Porridge, starring the late Ronnie Barker and Richard Beckinsale, claims he began his life of crime because prison 'seemed like fun'. Chris Pegg, 42, soon realized that life behind bars was not as fun a...
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Funny story:  Michael Jackson To Be Tagged On Arrival Into UK

Michael Jackson To Be Tagged On Arrival Into UK

Self crowned 'King of Pop' Michael Jackson will be electronically tagged when he arrives in the UK to begin his 'This Is It!' run of concerts at London's O2 Arena. A representative for the Metropolitan Police said "Jackson has agreed to monitoring...
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Funny story:  Man In Comma For 10 Years Finally Up And Walking

Man In Comma For 10 Years Finally Up And Walking

A man trapped in a comma for over 10 years is finally up and walking - and is amazed it took so long! "It all started when I was minding my own business when all of a sudden this giant comma, out of nowhere, landed on top of me. I was, in, the, w...
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Funny story:  The Goombalini Family Needs A Bailout

The Goombalini Family Needs A Bailout

BROOKLYN - Salvatore "The Pizzaman" Goombalini, who is the head of the Goombalini Family, which is one of New York City's most infamous mob organizations has stated that the nation's economic crisis is literally killing his 'company.' Sal did apo...
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Funny story:  Dylan's Effluent Blowing In The Wind

Dylan's Effluent Blowing In The Wind

Bob Dylan was at the centre of a storm in a toilet this week. Local residents in Malibu have complained that the wrinkly folk icon is "a smelly arsed bastard" and that he "shits on everyone in Malibu". There have been calls for protest songs to be...
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Funny story:  Blunt Questioned In Natasha Richardson Death Enquiry

Blunt Questioned In Natasha Richardson Death Enquiry

English dustman and purveyor of all thing rubbish, James Blunt, a keen skier and former Army Officer has been questioned over the death of actress Natasha Richardson who died of blunt impact to the head. The Tony Award-winning actress died Wednes...
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Funny story:  Below Decks Chapter 18: Who's that Tap,Tap Tapping On My Door? "Bollocks" quoth the Parrot, Evermore

Below Decks Chapter 18: Who's that Tap,Tap Tapping On My Door? "Bollocks" quoth the Parrot, Evermore

Recap: One | Two | Three | Four | Five | Six | Seven | Eight | Nine | Ten | Eleven | Twelve | Thirteen | Fourteen | Fifteen | Sixteen | Seventeen "Doctor Nicholas!," commanded the Captain loudly from the Poop. "Here, Captain, " as the overworked Proctologist appeared on deck buttoning up his tongue depressor, " what do you command?" "It seems we have a valuable stowaway on board," said...
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Funny story:  The Terrell Owens Saga

The Terrell Owens Saga

Dear Mr. Sports Sidekick: How come we have never heard of a National Basketball Association player taking steroids? Ryan Taliaferro Bismarck, North Dakota Dear Ryan: That is a very good question. I called up Dr. Ichabod Buckmaster who is perhaps the world's foremost authority on anabolic steriods, and who has actually written 17 books on the subject. Dr. Buckmaster said that one thing...
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Funny story:  After Special Olympics Comments Obama Confirms His Hatred Of Mentalists And Invalids By Announcing He Will Grow His Own Vegetables

After Special Olympics Comments Obama Confirms His Hatred Of Mentalists And Invalids By Announcing He Will Grow His Own Vegetables

Just one day after insulting each and every one of America's 99,000,000 retards on the Jay Leno show, Barack Obama has once again put his foot right in it by declaring he and the First Lady intend to grow their own Vegetables at the White House.
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Funny story:  President Obama Apologizes For TV Blunder!

President Obama Apologizes For TV Blunder!

President Barack Obama has apologized to the chairman of the Special Olympics Committee for his late-night talk show quip equating his bowling skills to those of athletes with disabilities. Appearing on "The Tonight Show" Thursday, the president t...
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Funny story:  Chinese Prostitute Names Herself Jade Goody

Chinese Prostitute Names Herself Jade Goody

(Hong Kong) An enterprising 22-year old street-walker has renamed herself Jade Goody and is on the way to fame and fortune. Goo Soo Yu worked the mean streets of Hong Kong Harbour for years, charging only $5.00 a pop. The savvy slut is now chargi...
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Funny story:  Solid Proof That Not All Lawyers Are Money Siphoning Sludges

Solid Proof That Not All Lawyers Are Money Siphoning Sludges

In a surprising reversal of how things are thought to work in our societies, lawyers in Pakistan in the past few weeks have made courageous stands against the government (!), stood up to armed police and government troops (!!), fought against corrupt...
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Funny story:  Tom Cruise Told He Is Too Short To Ride Roller Coaster

Tom Cruise Told He Is Too Short To Ride Roller Coaster

A tearful Tom Cruise was today refused admission to ride on Blackpool Pleasure Beaches 'The Big One' after he failed to meet the height restrictions. Cruise, in Blackpool for a vacation was visibly shocked when attendant Stuart Pearson told him he...
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Funny story:  Gordon Brown Returns DVD 'Gift' From Obama

Gordon Brown Returns DVD 'Gift' From Obama

(Washington DC) Prime Minister Gordon Brown abruptly returned a recent gift from President Obama today. The tacky gift was the 25 DVD set in honour of the PM's first visit with the new president. The returned gift included a short note from Mr. Br...
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Funny story:  Man With World's Biggest Testicles Unable To Fly

Man With World's Biggest Testicles Unable To Fly

The man with the World's largest gonads has been told he can not fly - which has forced him to reschedule his plans. "These enormous testicles are always giving me grief" said Terry Bloor of Leeds, Great Britain in the UK. "I was planning to fly d...
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Funny story:  Children of Men - Paedo Horror!

Children of Men - Paedo Horror!

The world's paedophiles have voted 2006's Children of Men their scariest film of all time. Based on a novel by P.D James and starring Michael Cain, the story is set in a dystopian near future when for some unknown environmental reason, the planet'...
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Funny story:  Nazi SS Guard Plans Cruise

Nazi SS Guard Plans Cruise

A former SS man alleged to have taken part in the extermination of 8,000 Jews in one day has been freed by Austria, a day after being extradited from the US and is now planning a cruise - "To Just Relax A Little" The former guard, 83-year-old Josi...
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Funny story:  Maggots 'Not So Good At Cleaning Wounds' Says Study

Maggots 'Not So Good At Cleaning Wounds' Says Study

A survey has discovered that maggots are not more effective at cleaning wounds than scientifically produced cleaning materials. Dr Andi Medix, of St Judas' Trust said "We took a sample of patients. 50% were treated with cleaning treatments we pro...
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Funny story:  Bowlers And Special Olympians Protest Obama "Tonight Show" Joke

Bowlers And Special Olympians Protest Obama "Tonight Show" Joke

(Arlington-TX) While appearing on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno", President Barack Obama's self-insult on his bowling skills, comparing it to the Special Olympics, raised the ire of Special Olympians and bowlers across the United States. In res...
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Funny story:  World's Ugliest Woman Shot

World's Ugliest Woman Shot

The World's most ugliest woman has been shot dead by police in China after neighbors in her village claimed she was 'scaring' their children. Claire Zang Pho Duckworth, 26, suffered from a rare illness which made her repulsive to look at - however...
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Funny story:  Russia's Racist Obama Ads "Just A Joke"

Russia's Racist Obama Ads "Just A Joke"

The Russian advertising company behind numerous adverts featuring the current US President have hit back at claims that the ads are racist. There has been outrage from the west at the adverts for products such as Chocolate-Vanilla Ice Cream. The a...
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Funny story:  Elton John Declares Himself A God

Elton John Declares Himself A God

Bald Headed singer Elton John, best known for his tantrums and hatred of blind people, has declared himself a God, and has built a temple, devoted to himself, in the Indian Town of Chandigarh - another is planned for Tooting. John, best known for...
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Funny story:  Speeding Driver Spared Jail

Speeding Driver Spared Jail

A driver who reportedly drove through Derbyshire streets at speeds in excess of 170mph has been spared jail because his car could not go that fast. The judge accepted that local police must have been imagining things, paving the way for future driver...
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Funny story:  World's Ugliest Man Shot

World's Ugliest Man Shot

The World's most ugliest man has been shot dead by police in China after neighbors in his village claimed he was 'scaring' their children. Xi Zang Pho Phi, 26, suffered from a rare illness which made him repulsive to look at - however he had manag...
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Funny story:  Lottery Cash For D Day Veterans

Lottery Cash For D Day Veterans

In a shock move the government has announced that D Day veterans were to get lottery money. Once the weekly draw is made the money will be siphoned off and given to the old codgers in exchange for votes. In a controversial move the veterans will...
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Funny story:  Photographs Of Putin And Reagan Under Covers Leaked To Gay Porn Site

Photographs Of Putin And Reagan Under Covers Leaked To Gay Porn Site

A picture has emerged apparently showing Russia's Prime Minister Vladimir Putin in his former days as a KGB officer, under the covers of a bed, with President Ronald McDonald, I mean Reagan. The 20-year old photo clearly shows the two men frolick...
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Funny story:  Saudi transvestite demands equal rights

Saudi transvestite demands equal rights

A Saudi Arabian man, Al Al-alalal, has demanded that people treat him with respect as a transvestite. Mr Al-alalal often ventures outside wearing a full burkha and says that people think that he is actually a woman. He explained: "When I am out an...
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Funny story:  Obama: "I did bowl in the Special Olympics"

Obama: "I did bowl in the Special Olympics"

President Barack Obama has been criticised for a comment he made while being interviewed on the Jay Leno show. While discussing bowling, he made the self-deprecating comment "I'm so bad I could bowl for the Special Olympics". Yet it turns out that Pr...
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Funny story:  Fowlup Admits Using Phone In Front Of Goal

Fowlup Admits Using Phone In Front Of Goal

Robbie Fowlup, the former Liverpool goal scoring ace today admitted to using a mobile phone in front of goal. An emotional Fowlup said "I was spending so much time on my property deals that football just became a chore. Even when I was clean through...
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Funny story:  Manchester United Told To Repay AIG Debt - Will Leave Them Bankrupt

Manchester United Told To Repay AIG Debt - Will Leave Them Bankrupt

British Soccer Champions Manchester United have been told to return any sponsorship money received from insurance group AIG, the clubs shirt sponsors, which will leave the team bankrupt. AIG, it is alleged, paid the club over $1 Billion in sponsor...
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Funny story:  'Women Wouldn't Have Got Us Into This Mess' Firm Britone Tells ITV

'Women Wouldn't Have Got Us Into This Mess' Firm Britone Tells ITV

Firm Britone, the 'bubbly' TV host and unthinking man's crumpet told ITV bosses that they were to blame for the plight of the independent television channel. Speaking to an audience who were expecting a political rather than media heavyweight, Br...
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Funny story:  Britney Spears, Miley Cyrus Considering Jade Goody 3-Way Request

Britney Spears, Miley Cyrus Considering Jade Goody 3-Way Request

NEW YORK CITY, NY - Just two days ago, Jade Goody mentioned her adulation for American pop-stars Spears and Cyrus, not knowing a camera was on. Now, the two are reportedly making arrangements to satisfy the dying wishes of the ailing Big Brother sta...
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Funny story:  Larry the Cable Guy Arrested For Impersonating a Comedian

Larry the Cable Guy Arrested For Impersonating a Comedian

New York City, NY-- Larry the Cable Guy was escorted out of Caroline's Comedy Club in handcuffs by police officers last Thursday night after "performing" in front of a sell-out crowd. He is currently being charged with impersonating a comedian.
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Funny story:  Is Jade Goody Faking It? Ask Seaside Media Newspaper

Is Jade Goody Faking It? Ask Seaside Media Newspaper

Have the British public been duped, some are asking, and is it all nothing more than a publicity stunt? Of course it isn't - to suggest so would be awful - but, according to the 'Seaside Evening Standard' Jade Goody is Faking it! Editor, Simon Ga...
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Funny story:  The Long Goody-Bye: publicists revise Jade's projected RIP to April 1st

The Long Goody-Bye: publicists revise Jade's projected RIP to April 1st

Epping - (Reality Tv Mess): Publicists treating tragic reality TV contestant Jade Goody reckon another ten days or so of stringing it out is a distinct possibility. "With so many G20 leaders arriving in the UK on April Fool's Day ahead of their s...
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Funny story:  It's Started - President Obama Hates Retards - But Loves Bowling

It's Started - President Obama Hates Retards - But Loves Bowling

The Crisis is over. Barack Obama has improved his bowling score since moving into the White House. 'Phew' say many, wiping their foreheads and relaxing. Not retards though. It seems the President has a 'thing' about 'those' people. The President...
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Funny story:  University Cage Fight Scandal: St Cake's Use Ringer

University Cage Fight Scandal: St Cake's Use Ringer

The popular BBC 2 quiz show, University Cage Fight has been reported following an anonymous tip off. The show features lots of public school educated types locked in combat with each other. Cage fighting in schools became popular in America and Eton,...
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Funny story:  Mudder's Day

Mudder's Day

London - (Told You So! Prescient Ass Mess): Early Sunday morning, 22nd March, a horrified flunkey fainted in Windsor Castle's Herman Goering Memorial Wing after finding a hideous rigid corpse in tragic reality queen Elizabeth Windsor's bed. "At fi...
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Funny story:  Vacationing American Purchases Rights to Jade Goody

Vacationing American Purchases Rights to Jade Goody

BEIJING, CHINA - It would appear that jade goody has finally found a permanent resting place - the mantle of an American tourist visiting the shop of Yingyu Hao Dongxi. Mrs. Dongxi, whose name coincidentally means "Jade Goody," says she has been t...
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Funny story:  Jack Tweed mistaken in Mittel charity give-away

Jack Tweed mistaken in Mittel charity give-away

Jack Tweed has been involved in a philanthropic mix-up with metal multi-millionaires the Mittal family. Easter is the time of year when the Mittal metal family traditionally donates funds to a just cause connected with the industry. This year'...
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Funny story:  Chance to Win Caravan Holiday!

Chance to Win Caravan Holiday!

There was frenzied excitement in the West Midlands town of Dudley this afternoon after an advertisement in the local newspaper, the Dudley Express & Star, offered its readers a veritable opportunity of a lifetime - a caravan holiday in Rhyl. T...
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Funny story:  A Taste of Sweden - Part 1: Our Immigrants & Other Animals

A Taste of Sweden - Part 1: Our Immigrants & Other Animals

In the first of my articles which will each describe an aspect of everyday Swedish life, we'll get to see what often constitutes a typical immigrant nuclear family, in this nation famous for it's welcoming raconteurs. Sweden: a country where the only definite way of making sure it's farmers don't start poking the livestock is to dupe them into signing television programme contracts that give...
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Funny story:  Royal mausoleum to be bulldozed for Jade Goody sarcophagus plans

Royal mausoleum to be bulldozed for Jade Goody sarcophagus plans

Windsor - (Reality Tv Mess): A fleet of bullzoders hired by PR genius Max Cliff-Hanger arrived at Windsor's Royal Frogmore Mausoleum today ahead of plans to dig up the occupants to make way for Jade Goody's very own sarcophagus. "Of course it will...
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Funny story:  The Great Depresion Re-Enactors Come To Boogertown

The Great Depresion Re-Enactors Come To Boogertown

People dressed in their 1930's chicken feed sack dresses were all over Boogertown this weekend as Depression Re-Enactors mixed with the regular citizens of Boogertown. "I thank it's great", stated Mayor Halls who had just bought an apple from a we...
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Funny story:  Hex of Hurricane Katrina blamed as USS New Orleans prangs nuke sub Hartford

Hex of Hurricane Katrina blamed as USS New Orleans prangs nuke sub Hartford

Arabian Gulf - (Dodgy Sat-Nav Mess): A Spring Equinox shipping disaster in the Straits of Hormuz today was blamed on supernatural forces left over from the Hurricane Katrina fiasco as an amphibious vessel the USS New Orleans pranged the nuclear power...
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Funny story:  Madoff Caught Doing Ponzi in Prison

Madoff Caught Doing Ponzi in Prison

NEW YORK, NY - Warden Samuel Norton of the Manhattan Detention Center has confirmed that Bernard Madoff has been placed in solitary confinement. According to the warden, "Mr.Madoff was caught in a position, which can only be described as two males sh...
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Funny story:  US Bailout Check to AIG Bounces

US Bailout Check to AIG Bounces

Officials inside the Obama Administration have privately confirmed that the $170bn bailout check issued by the US government to AIG has been returned for insufficient funds. A rueful and embarrassed President Barack Obama acknowledged that, due t...
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Funny story:  Maggot therapy hemorrhoid hope 'premature'

Maggot therapy hemorrhoid hope 'premature'

LONDON, UK - Maggots may not have the miracle hemorrhoid healing properties that have been claimed, a UK study suggests. In a double blind study of 1,000,000 UK hemorrhoid suffers, maggot therapy actually increased the pain and itching of hemorrhoids...
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Funny story:  Doctors Complete First Successful Brain Transplant

Doctors Complete First Successful Brain Transplant

Orlando, FL - Doctors at the University of the United States Medical Center have completed what they are calling the 'first successful brain transplant.' Neurosurgeon Ed Andrews explained the procedure. "Basically, we took out the old brain and...
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Funny story:  New Mother Flushed With Success

New Mother Flushed With Success

The mother who gave birth in a toilet on board an airplane has been reunited with her child. Maureen Spiggott left her new born child in the bin inside the cubicle. Ryanair have issued her with a bill for £500 for her long stay in the toilet. A compa...
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Funny story:  DEMS Bloodletting Continues Even After Ides of March Passes!

DEMS Bloodletting Continues Even After Ides of March Passes!

Washington,DC/ Senatorial News - Genocide amongst Democrats continues apace, as panic attacks threaten to freeze progress in the New Administration, and Liberals continue to flail out with long sharp knives to keep from having their short comings dis...
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Funny story:  Mind control a step closer

Mind control a step closer

Amid accusations of a sell-out by fee*-thinking writers, an internet search company has purchased The Spoof to create Spoogle . Spoogle recently unveiled its much anticipated i-eye TM technology which uses webcams to search a person's thoughts. Sim...
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Funny story:  IRA Demand BBC Apology over Jacko Jibe

IRA Demand BBC Apology over Jacko Jibe

Furious IRA terrorists have demanded an apology from the BBC after two comedians compared their comeback to that of Michael Jackso. Steve Punt and Hugh Dennis, speaking days after Jackson had announced his comeback tour at the O2 Arena, said on Ra...
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Funny story:  Michelin Starred Restaurant Reopens following Norovirus Outbreak

Michelin Starred Restaurant Reopens following Norovirus Outbreak

A Michelin-starred celebrity chef has reopened his exclusive restaurant, with a new menu he claims is even more ground-breaking than before. The chef, who has previously wowed diners with delights including egg-and-bacon ice cream and snail porrid...
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Funny story:  Mark Croft "I Didn't Rip Kerry Off"

Mark Croft "I Didn't Rip Kerry Off"

In an exclusive interview, Kerry Katona's unpopular husband Mark has revealed that HE filed for divorce from his out of control wife, not the other way round. "It's been a nightmare" he said, in tears. "Kerry's been telling everyone I've been dema...
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Funny story:  Ronnie Wood "It's True - Rod Stewart IS a Tight Scottish Tw*t"

Ronnie Wood "It's True - Rod Stewart IS a Tight Scottish Tw*t"

Neolithic-looking lothario Rolling Stone, Ronnie Wood, who left his beautiful blonde wife for a 63 year old Russian lap dancer last year, has spoken out in support of Rod Stewart's son Sean, who claimed that his father was "cheap" on a trial by telev...
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Funny story:  Government To Remember D Day

Government To Remember D Day

In a shock U turn the government has announced that the 60th anniversary of the D Day landings will be commemorated. Originally, the government was not planning anything special, but following public outcry plans have been hurriedly put together.
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Funny story:  Man With Normal-Sized Penis and Woman With Normal-Sized Vagina To Host Children's Show

Man With Normal-Sized Penis and Woman With Normal-Sized Vagina To Host Children's Show

MANHATTAN, KS - Local FFOX affiliate KFFA has completed contract negotiations with Jess Wright, Jr. and Kitty Purrfect, a man with a normal sized penis and a woman with a normal sized vagina, respectively. Originally from Manhattan, Kansas, the pa...
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Funny story:  Google Street View Finds Osama Bin Laden in Dundee

Google Street View Finds Osama Bin Laden in Dundee

Just hours after Google launched its revolutionary 'Street View' allowing subscribers to view 360-degree images of the road outside any address on virtually any street in one of 25 cities, including Glasgow, Edinburgh and Aberdeen, there were more th...
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Funny story:  When the Dusk Fell, Part 2

When the Dusk Fell, Part 2

Yusef's tasks mainly consisted of milking the goats and ewes or driving them towards the waterhole. Sometimes he was very tired and would fall asleep, mostly relying on his dog's barks in case of emergency. No one exactly knew what went through his mind. One day, Yusef was in his lowest ebb ever, when he heard the dog barking. Looking at the direction of the dog's forward-pointing ears, he did...
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Funny story:  Rush Limbaugh Nearly Asphyxiates Self In Bathroom Stall

Rush Limbaugh Nearly Asphyxiates Self In Bathroom Stall

PEPTI-COLON, FL. - The self-proclaimed "most dangerous man in America" proved to himself and right-wing media cohort Ann Coulter that he is exactly that early yesterday evening, when Limbaugh succumbed to the putrid stench of his own bowel movement.
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Funny story:  A-Rod's Colorado Photo Shoot

A-Rod's Colorado Photo Shoot

VAIL, Colorado - New York Yankees Super Star Alex Rodriguez is in the beautiful state of Colorado recovering from recent hip surgery. And while in Colorado, he has decided to take some photographs, which 100 percent of the people who visit the sta...
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Funny story:  Efforts continue to obtain freedom of Greenodd hostages

Efforts continue to obtain freedom of Greenodd hostages

Police are continuing several lines of action in order to attain the freedom of the Greenodd residents held hostage in Mogadishu, Somalia by rampant east African pirates. A press conference was held yesterday in which authorities released a short...
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Funny story:  Maytag Renamed May Incinerate

Maytag Renamed May Incinerate

Yet another Maytag recall has prompted bosses to rebranded the manufacturer of various white goods to "May Incinerate". The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission in conjunction with May Incinerate reports a series of refrigerator recalls due to...
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Funny story:  The Government Wants Those Bonuses Back

The Government Wants Those Bonuses Back

The House of Representatives has voted to create a new bonus tax band of 90% which will apply to all bonuses at companies that start with A and end in IG. Additionally, once someone has paid tax at the new rate, they will continue to pay tax at that...
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Funny story:  Obama Adopts Monopoly Money as National Currency

Obama Adopts Monopoly Money as National Currency

Washington, DC - Barack Obama made history yet again today, giving a speech on Last Call with Carson Daly where he explained how money from the board game Monopoly will become the new national standard. "Gone are the days when Americans on Baltic...
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