There were 1,574 spoof news stories published in March 2009. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story:  Is Kris Allen leaving his wife for a mysterious statuesque vixen?

Is Kris Allen leaving his wife for a mysterious statuesque vixen?

Hollywood, California - Reports are emerging that American Idol contestant Kris Allen is leaving his wife for another woman. Reporters and paparazzi have packed up their bags after waiting out in front of OctuMom's lawn and did a mass exodus to t...
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Funny story:  Angelina Jolie Nude In Playguy Magazine

Angelina Jolie Nude In Playguy Magazine

HOLLYWOOD - Playguy Magazine is thrilled to announce that Angelina Jolie has finally agreed to appear in a nude layout in the number one men's magazine in America. The 33-year-old beauty agreed to appear in the Playguy spread for a reported $4 mil...
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Funny story:  George Clooney Caught Stroking Angelina Jolie's Vagina - Brad Pitt Doesen't Give A Toss

George Clooney Caught Stroking Angelina Jolie's Vagina - Brad Pitt Doesen't Give A Toss

Actor Brad Pitt is said to be 'not bothered' after catching best friend and heterosexual actor George Clooney stroking his wife's vagina when he returned home early from filming his latest movie. Clooney, who is a frequent visitor to the home of J...
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Funny story:  Brenda Song & Selena Gomez named the new Marilyn Monroes

Brenda Song & Selena Gomez named the new Marilyn Monroes

Teen queens, Brenda Song and Selena Gomez have been recently named the new Marilyn Monroes of their generation. The starlets have not done any serious steamy photo shoots yet, but have showed interest in becoming sex symbols. Earlier this week, B...
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Funny story:  George Clooney Caught Stroking Angelina Jolie's Pussy - Brad Pitt Said To Be Furious

George Clooney Caught Stroking Angelina Jolie's Pussy - Brad Pitt Said To Be Furious

Actor Brad Pitt is said to be 'livid' after catching best friend and heterosexual actor George Clooney stroking his wife's Pussy when he returned home early from filming his latest movie. Clooney, who is a frequent visitor to the home of Jolie and...
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Funny story:  The Daily Beastiality Bought by Masturbating Monkey

The Daily Beastiality Bought by Masturbating Monkey

The newest, latest, and hottest sexy beast of blogs, The Daily Beastiality has been getting hit on more often than a hotpantsed hoe in the 1970's Times Square. Even Johnnie McC, the senile Republicant flop from AZ has a sweet shortie of a daughter sq...
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Funny story:  Man With World's Biggest Testicles Unable To Fly

Man With World's Biggest Testicles Unable To Fly

The man with the World's largest gonads has been told he can not fly - which has forced him to reschedule his plans. "These enormous testicles are always giving me grief" said Terry Bloor of Leeds, Great Britain in the UK. "I was planning to fly d...
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Funny story:  Brenda Song, Rob Pattinson to appear nude on Magazine Cover

Brenda Song, Rob Pattinson to appear nude on Magazine Cover

Teen queen, Brenda Song and Twilight star Rob Pattinson are reportedly set to appear nude on the cover of a magazine. Song's front will be covered with a bed sheet, but her bare back will be fully exposed. Pattinson on the other hand may appear fully...
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Funny story:  Jenna Jameson and Ron Jeremy To Star In The X-Rated "Stimulus Package"

Jenna Jameson and Ron Jeremy To Star In The X-Rated "Stimulus Package"

CHICAGO - G-Spot Productions in association with Gladiator Pictures has announced that Jenna Jameson and Ron Jeremy will star in the X-rated film Stimulus Package. Blue-eyed blonde Jenna, who has over 125 porn movies to her credit, plays the part...
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Funny story:  Rihanna Reveals Her Bikini Line Tattoo

Rihanna Reveals Her Bikini Line Tattoo

CHICAGO - Rihanna fresh from taking Chris (Brown) back after her horrendous fall in which she received facial bruises, a swollen lip, a bloody nose, as well as various other scrapes, abrasions, and cuts says she has never been happier. She told Ka...
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Funny story:  Joran Van der Sloot Named Spokesman for  Mexican Spring Break PR Campaign!

Joran Van der Sloot Named Spokesman for Mexican Spring Break PR Campaign!

Cancun,Mexico/ Missing Persons News & Travel Alert Bulletin - A spokesman for the beleaguered Mexican Travel Bureau announced today a multi-million Peso ad campaign to encourage spring breakers to continue to flock to it's blood stained beaches.
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Funny story:  London Security Cameras Reach Saturation Point

London Security Cameras Reach Saturation Point

A report commissioned by the Government into the use of security and other CCTV cameras in the capital has discovered that there are now more cameras in London than there are people. With the average camera costing £2000 to deploy this means that...
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Funny story:  Brenda Song & Keith Richards to Kick Off Collaboration Nude at Central Park

Brenda Song & Keith Richards to Kick Off Collaboration Nude at Central Park

Central Park, New York -- Publicists for both Keith Richards and Brenda Song are confirming Internet rumors that the two plan a nude photo shoot, whilst ice skating together, for the cover of the duo's upcoming collaborative album. "I'm just sooo...
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Funny story:  Gordon Ramsay Bitch Slapped on Hell's Kitchen

Gordon Ramsay Bitch Slapped on Hell's Kitchen

Celebrity Chef Gordon Ramsay, host of the television series Hell's Kitchen, was bitch slapped by the husband of one of his contestants Tuesday evening. Ramsay had screamed at the woman because the grill marks on her grilled chicken were not in a per...
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Funny story:  Rush Limbaugh Prefers World's Largest Penis to World's Largest Vagina

Rush Limbaugh Prefers World's Largest Penis to World's Largest Vagina

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - In a startling revelation, Rush Limbaugh has publicly announced that he prefers the world's largest penis to the world's largest vagina. "Look, folks," Limbaugh huffed on his show Monday. "I can't tell you how many times it's...
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Funny story:  Octo Mom pregnant again!

Octo Mom pregnant again!

Whittier, Ca. - Sources close to the rabbit-dropping, bunny popping "Octo Mom", state she is indeed pregnant again. A nurse working with latest litter of kiddies' reports that "Octo Mom" found an extra frozen embryo next to the ice cream and frozen...
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Funny story:  Angelina Furious After Brad Pitt Allows Ex Jennifer Aniston To Stroke His Massive Cock!

Angelina Furious After Brad Pitt Allows Ex Jennifer Aniston To Stroke His Massive Cock!

Actress Angelina Jolie is said to be furious after discovering that husband Brad Pitt has allowed his former girlfriend Jennifer Aniston to stroke his massive cock! Aniston, who was just passing the Pitt/Jolie house heard a familiar noise emitting...
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Funny story:  Robin Williams suffered heart attack while doing Redd Foxx impersonation

Robin Williams suffered heart attack while doing Redd Foxx impersonation

Hollywood, California - Robin Williams (comedian/ method actor) was backstage with his agent, Jeffrey Goldfrab, going over some comedy routines for that ill-fated evening's canceled performance when suddenly he began to experience chest pains while d...
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Funny story:  PE Porno Teacher Has Bad Head

PE Porno Teacher Has Bad Head

A Headmaster has suspended a PE teacher following her posing for 'lewd' pictures on the internet. John Cole of Nova Mews Secondary said "I was looking at my usual websites. When Pam goes out I like to spend my Saturday yanking off to porn. But there...
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Funny story:  Last Of The Summer Wine - Howard And Marina Finally Get It On

Last Of The Summer Wine - Howard And Marina Finally Get It On

Last Of The Summer Wine stalwarts, Howard and Marina finally got jiggy with it and got it on together on a wet and windy day in West Yorkshire. The couple have had several dozen attempts at sexual congress but hitherto have always been thwarted by...
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Funny story:  Teen queens, Vanessa Hudgens & Brenda Song cast in Twilight's Eclipse

Teen queens, Vanessa Hudgens & Brenda Song cast in Twilight's Eclipse

Vanessa Hudgens and Brenda Song have been recently cast in Twilight's third movie Eclipse. Vanessa and Brenda, both 20, reportedly have a major part in the third movie a source has revealed. Vanessa will portray Lauren Mallory, who is a silver blonde...
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Funny story:  Jade Goody: Husband To Be Buried With Her

Jade Goody: Husband To Be Buried With Her

As Jade Goody, the ex-reality TV star, begins her 'final countdown' to obscurity, it was revealed by her publicist Max Cash today that her husband is to be buried with her, even though he is far from dead! Jade wed Jack Tweed, or, indeed, Jack Twe...
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Funny story:  Patsy Palmer 'Livid' After Comic Relief Saggy Boob Jibe

Patsy Palmer 'Livid' After Comic Relief Saggy Boob Jibe

In sensational scenes on 'Comic Relief Does the Apprentice' to be screened tonight, Patsy Palmer is seen attacking Ultimo Lingerie boss Michele Mone, with a DD underwired, padded bodyshaper after the multi-millionaire claimed that even her range of s...
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Funny story:  No International Olympic Torch Relay in 2012

No International Olympic Torch Relay in 2012

International torch relays have been scrapped for future Olympics, says the olympic committee. Problems with protestors and heavy-handed policing of the relay preceding the last Olympics have been given as the reasons. However, the committee has...
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Funny story:  State funeral for Jade Goody

State funeral for Jade Goody

It has been announced that Jade Goody will be given a state funeral. Anxious to make up for a perceived lack of compassion and sensitivity following the death of Princess Diana, The Queen has decided that the Buckingham Palace flag will fly at half...
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Funny story:  Led Zeppelin: Ten Little Known Facts

Led Zeppelin: Ten Little Known Facts

LONDON - Led Zeppelin was formed in 1968 (40 years ago!). The group was comprised of Robert Plant, 60, on vocals. Jimmy Page, 65, on lead guitar, John Paul Jones, 63, on bass guitar, and the late John Bonham on Drums. Many rock and roll writers consider Led Zeppelin to be the very first heavy metal band. They definitely had a guitar-driven sound. HERE ARE TEN LITTLE KNOWN FACTS ABOUT LED ZEP...
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Funny story:  How They Work: Text Messages

How They Work: Text Messages

They are gr8, aren't they? Well they are if you can understand them! Text messages have become a big part of modern life and an essential communications medium for teenagers. But have you ever stopped to wonder how they work? Luckily, I was recently invited to look this exact question up on Wikipedia, so I can explain the concepts. It all starts when you enter text into your mobile phone...
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Funny story:  Limbaugh's Own: Fromunda Cheese that's Not Just for Hannity Anymore

Limbaugh's Own: Fromunda Cheese that's Not Just for Hannity Anymore

New York, NY -- Dittoheads the nation over are celebrating the new-found popularity of Limbaugh's Own, the brand name of Rush Limbaugh's very own blend of fromunda cheeses intended for mass consumption. "For years, I thought I was all alone," one...
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Funny story:  Resident Evil 5 contains "hot coffee" bug, digital boobs exposed

Resident Evil 5 contains "hot coffee" bug, digital boobs exposed

Shock spoof news today as legendary games maker Capcome issued several writs and warnings about exposing the latest revulsion in in-game sexual content, available as hacks to the original game, Resident Evil 5. In what can only be seen as a blatan...
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Funny story:  Catholic Church to Allow Fellatio; Cunnilingus

Catholic Church to Allow Fellatio; Cunnilingus

In a dramatic reversal from previous Papal policies, Pope Benedict XVI announced today that the Catholic Church will allow men to receive fellatio and women to enjoy cunnilingus. However, certain restrictions will apply to both acts. The Pope's d...
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Funny story:  Zombie of Johnny Cash Attacks  American Idol Adam Lambert

Zombie of Johnny Cash Attacks American Idol Adam Lambert

A brutal attack on Adam Lambert's following his performance Tuesday night has been traced to the zombie of Johnny Cash. Apparently enraged at Lambert's strange rendition of "Ring of Fire", the decomposed corpse of Cash clawed its way from the grave a...
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Funny story:  Natasha Richardson plight a stunt claim Goody bankers

Natasha Richardson plight a stunt claim Goody bankers

New York - (Off-the-Piste Mess): Determined not to have their top client jocked off the world tabloid headlines at the crescendo of her short, self-publicising life Jade Goody's bankers have told Natasha Richardson's family to 'stop hogging the limel...
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Funny story:  Palin Baby Given to Anthony Family

Palin Baby Given to Anthony Family

Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin today announced that her 18-year-old daughter Bristol - the unwed mother of a two-month-old child, Tripp - has split with Tripp's alleged father, 19-year-old Levi Johnson. The governor said Bristol secretly gave her baby...
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Funny story:  Oops! Britney Spears New Song "If You Seek Amy" Stirs Up Controversy!

Oops! Britney Spears New Song "If You Seek Amy" Stirs Up Controversy!

LOS ANGELES - Oops! Britney Spears has gone and done it again. She has stirred up quite a hornet's nest with her latest music video. The song she sings in the video is titled "If You Seek Amy." And at first it seems like a perfectly innocent song...
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Funny story:  Jacqui Smith Porn Film Row

Jacqui Smith Porn Film Row

The Home Secretary, Jacqui Smith, is this afternoon "very embarrassed" over her involvement in a row over films that have been deemed to be of a Pornographic nature, it has been reported. It's alleged that Ms Smith's husband, Richard Timney, viewe...
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Funny story:  Three Boys Show Up with Mammoth Boners in Michigan

Three Boys Show Up with Mammoth Boners in Michigan

Researchers have placed reports on worldwide net websites about three boys in southwest Michigan who are exhibiting mammoth boners. The odd part of the story is that the reports do not come from sex researchers or even urologists but can be traced ex...
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Funny story:  Bigfoot, Yeti, And Loch Ness Monster Really Exist - Official

Bigfoot, Yeti, And Loch Ness Monster Really Exist - Official

Oxbridgeford University Department Of Urban Mythology - Following years and years of painstaking research, scientists at Oxbridgeford University have finally confirmed that Bigfoot, the Yeti, and The Loch Ness Monster actually exist. They stated t...
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Funny story:  Mormon Church of Latter Day Saints to Consider Allowing Masturbation

Mormon Church of Latter Day Saints to Consider Allowing Masturbation

Mormon Church of Latter Day Saints (LDS) leaders gathered in secrecy last night to explore the option of allowing young men the right to masturbate to satisfy their youthful urges. Masturbation has always been forbidden in the church and church le...
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Funny story:  Little and Large comedy duo split over supermarket catch-phrase

Little and Large comedy duo split over supermarket catch-phrase

The world of entertainment was today rocked to its very foundations when it was revealed that comedy duo Syd Little and Eddie Large have split acrimonously as a result of a supermarket advertisement. It appears that Eddie Large was becoming increa...
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Funny story:  Rangers F.C. change their name to Glasgow Rangers F.C.

Rangers F.C. change their name to Glasgow Rangers F.C.

One of the oldest and most successful football clubs in the world, Rangers F.C., today changed their name to Glasgow Rangers F.C.. This follows confusion amongst people that know nothing about football, nothing about Scotland, and nothing about much...
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Funny story:  Vanessa Hudgens, Brenda Song, And Rob Pattinson Turn Down Parts In Spielberg Pirate Blockbuster

Vanessa Hudgens, Brenda Song, And Rob Pattinson Turn Down Parts In Spielberg Pirate Blockbuster

Consternation in the UK this evening as details filter through that talentless Hollywood teen actors, Brenda Song, Rob Pattinson and Vanessa Hudgens have actually had the temerity to turn down parts in Steven Spielberg's upcoming pirate blockbuster m...
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Funny story:  Home Sexcretary In Virgin Porn Cash Swindle

Home Sexcretary In Virgin Porn Cash Swindle

Jaqui Splff, Home Sexcretary, has been involved in yet another scandal. It seems that her husband has been sitting at home (one of their homes) and has been indulging in some pocket billiards. Obviously being the spouse of a cabinet minister can be l...
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Funny story:  Jennifer Aniston makes a deal with Devil for revenge while backstage at the Oscars; tries to hire Octu-Mom to seduce Brad Pitt away from Angelina Jolie

Jennifer Aniston makes a deal with Devil for revenge while backstage at the Oscars; tries to hire Octu-Mom to seduce Brad Pitt away from Angelina Jolie

Hollywood, California - Having to put up with Angelina Jolie at the Oscars was hard enough for Jennifer Aniston but to endure seeing her arrive with her ex-husband, Brad Pitt? And both nominated for an Oscar, too? While she gets the job of an award...
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Funny story:  Jade Dead: to the world

Jade Dead: to the world

On what many are banking on being her last night on this mortal coil, it has been reported that Jade Goody is "sleeping the sleep of the un-dead". In an undignified yet typical scene of domestic violence earlier this evening, sources close to Jade...
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Funny story:  Jessica Simpson Back In Her Daisy Duke Short Shorts

Jessica Simpson Back In Her Daisy Duke Short Shorts

PAINT LICK, Kentucky - The slim and trim version of Jessica Simpson is back! She certainly gave the concert-goers at The Salamander Stroganoff Festival in Paint Lick, Kentucky there money's worth and more. Je-Si pranced and danced and swayed and s...
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Funny story:  Jade Goody Corpse To Be Sent Into Orbit

Jade Goody Corpse To Be Sent Into Orbit

Jade Goody, the cancer-stricken ex-Big Brother housemate who has only a matter of weeks to live, is tonight rumoured to be at the centre of an astonishing new British National Space Centre project that will see her dead corpse sent into orbit. Goo...
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Funny story:  Britney Spears, Miley Cyrus Considering Jade Goody 3-Way Request

Britney Spears, Miley Cyrus Considering Jade Goody 3-Way Request

NEW YORK CITY, NY - Just two days ago, Jade Goody mentioned her adulation for American pop-stars Spears and Cyrus, not knowing a camera was on. Now, the two are reportedly making arrangements to satisfy the dying wishes of the ailing Big Brother sta...
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Funny story:  World's Ugliest Woman Shot

World's Ugliest Woman Shot

The World's most ugliest woman has been shot dead by police in China after neighbors in her village claimed she was 'scaring' their children. Claire Zang Pho Duckworth, 26, suffered from a rare illness which made her repulsive to look at - however...
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Funny story:  Jade Goody has only 9½ weeks left

Jade Goody has only 9½ weeks left

I was revealed today that the unfortunate Jade Goody has only 9½ weeks left. The reality show winner, who, despite what everyone has said about her, has been sadly stricken with cancer, was said to be further devastated by the news that she offici...
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Funny story:  Jade Goody's ghostly image captured on Web Cam attacking Spoof Writer -- Is she seeking revenge on the media?

Jade Goody's ghostly image captured on Web Cam attacking Spoof Writer -- Is she seeking revenge on the media?

London, England - In the silent Web Cam tape footage, a somewhat ironically befitting contrasting epitaph to the passing of reality TV star, Jade Goody, an unknown spoof writer can be seen sitting at his computer writing a satire about her much-antic...
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Funny story:  What is a Jade Goody?

What is a Jade Goody?

As momentous events were unfolding across the world, with Middle Eastern wars and terrorist attacks in Ireland, and crumbling banking systems and tension in the former Soviet Union, the one thing people and especially satirists wanted to know was - w...
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Funny story:  Octo Mom Arrested for Breast Feeding Brood while Driving and Talking on Cell Phone!

Octo Mom Arrested for Breast Feeding Brood while Driving and Talking on Cell Phone!

San Francisco,CA/ Mother Earth News - The California Highway patrol stopped and arrested a mother of Octuplets for breast feeding her brood while driving 65 mph in the breakdown lane of a busy freeway, and talking to her publicist on a cell phone.
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Funny story:  New World Order pox Währung acmetal ist ACME - Amero stirbt

New World Order pox Währung acmetal ist ACME - Amero stirbt

ST MORITZ Switzerland, - UPDATE - Die neue Währung auf Hitlers Geburtstag bekannt gegeben wird die Ware Kokain, die derzeit ermöglicht der Welt-Banking-Systeme gesichert werden. Nach meiner Quelle, kanadische Noball-Preis der Wiener Professo...
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Funny story:  Goody accountants livid at Princess Diana Memorial Fountain setback

Goody accountants livid at Princess Diana Memorial Fountain setback

London - (Reality TV Ass Mess): The cancellation of a £10 million upgrade of the Princess Diana Memorial Fountain into the Jade Goody Water Beacon has unleashed a torrent of bile among the reality tv contestant's accountants. The Hype Park water...
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Funny story:  Kate Middleton: My Natasha Richardson Copycat Skiing Tragedy Fears

Kate Middleton: My Natasha Richardson Copycat Skiing Tragedy Fears

The Alps - (Klosters/Sloshters Mess): Desperate wannabe royal drama queen Kate Middleton freaked out today over fears of a 'copycat tragedy incident' in the Swiss Alps this week where she and William are courting free media publicity. "Some people...
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Funny story:  Shetty "Drops Everything" To Rush To Jade Goody's Side

Shetty "Drops Everything" To Rush To Jade Goody's Side

With fading celebrity Jade Goody said to be 'hours from death' the world's most beautiful woman, Shilpa Shetty, who once had an argument with the stricken reality star over a chicken stock cube, was said to be 'rushing to her side' to say goodbye yes...
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Funny story:  Battlestar Galactica may save Jade Goody!

Battlestar Galactica may save Jade Goody!

It has emerged today that British television superstar and glamour icon Jade Goody may be cured as a result of a procedure loosely based on the resurrection abilities of the villainous robotic race on outgoing American sci-fi series Battlestar Galact...
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Funny story:  'Goody-bye England's Woes' plea as Elton John does a runner

'Goody-bye England's Woes' plea as Elton John does a runner

London - (Last Frights Mess): Despite weeks of frenetic PR cajoling to play his seminal 'Goody-bye England's Woes' tribute at Jade Goody's forthcoming reality tv funeral Elton John has mysteriously vanished. The entertainer had been offered a £££...
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Funny story:  Is Jade Goody Faking It? Ask Seaside Media Newspaper

Is Jade Goody Faking It? Ask Seaside Media Newspaper

Have the British public been duped, some are asking, and is it all nothing more than a publicity stunt? Of course it isn't - to suggest so would be awful - but, according to the 'Seaside Evening Standard' Jade Goody is Faking it! Editor, Simon Ga...
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Funny story:  Chinese Prostitute Names Herself Jade Goody

Chinese Prostitute Names Herself Jade Goody

(Hong Kong) An enterprising 22-year old street-walker has renamed herself Jade Goody and is on the way to fame and fortune. Goo Soo Yu worked the mean streets of Hong Kong Harbour for years, charging only $5.00 a pop. The savvy slut is now chargi...
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Funny story:  Jade "Goody Bags" available soon

Jade "Goody Bags" available soon

In what is being greeted as another brilliant marketing ploy,Jade Goody's name will be immortalised in a new line of confectionery the day after she dies. "C"lebrity Jade's PR team announced, at a press conference yesterday, an exciting new range...
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Funny story:  Black armbands worn by BBC Scotland sports presenters

Black armbands worn by BBC Scotland sports presenters

After Celtic's victory in the Scottish League Cup Final against arch-rivals Rangers, BBC Scotland presenters were today wearing black armbands, in a fitting tribute to the tragedy. Speaking from Glasgow, presenter Dougie Boynolly said: 'We are int...
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Funny story:  Doctors Complete First Successful Brain Transplant

Doctors Complete First Successful Brain Transplant

Orlando, FL - Doctors at the University of the United States Medical Center have completed what they are calling the 'first successful brain transplant.' Neurosurgeon Ed Andrews explained the procedure. "Basically, we took out the old brain and...
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Funny story:  Kate Beckinsale And Cristiano Ronaldo Jump On The Below Decks Bandwagon

Kate Beckinsale And Cristiano Ronaldo Jump On The Below Decks Bandwagon

Kate Beckinsale, the sultry temptress star of Van Helsing and the Underworld movies was joined by Manchester United midfielder Cristiano Ronaldo at a Manchester hotel to announce that they should be considered for roles in Steven Spielberg's upcoming...
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Funny story:  World's Ugliest Man Shot

World's Ugliest Man Shot

The World's most ugliest man has been shot dead by police in China after neighbors in his village claimed he was 'scaring' their children. Xi Zang Pho Phi, 26, suffered from a rare illness which made him repulsive to look at - however he had manag...
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Funny story:  New World Order pox currency acmetal is ACME - Amero dies

New World Order pox currency acmetal is ACME - Amero dies

ASSTAN, Kazakhstan - UPDATE - The new currency to be announced on Hitler's birthday will be backed by the commodity cocaine, which currently enables the world's banking systems. According to my source, Canadian Noball-prize wiener Professor Obertrien...
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Funny story:  Cristiano Ronaldo Cottaging Worry

Cristiano Ronaldo Cottaging Worry

Cristiano Ronaldo, the Manchester United whinger whose sexuality has often been the subject of much discussion, has said he is not looking forward to this afternoon's match at Fulham, and to the threat of cottaging. The Craven Cottage crowd will d...
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Funny story:  Incest Dad Seeks Contact with Tot Mom

Incest Dad Seeks Contact with Tot Mom

The Austrian Ogre, 73-year-old Josef Fritzl, is seeking his prison's permission to start an e-mail relationship with jailed 22-year-old American Tot Mom Casey Anthony. "I don't see any harm in it," Fritzl confirmed from his country club prison i...
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Funny story:  Vanessa Hudgens And Brenda Song Kidnapped By Pirates - Rob Pattinson Too; Panic In Hollywood

Vanessa Hudgens And Brenda Song Kidnapped By Pirates - Rob Pattinson Too; Panic In Hollywood

In the 'Oh my GOD!' with hand covering mouth stakes, it doesn't come much more 'Oh my GOD!' than this. This evening, teen queens Vanessa Hudgens and Brenda Song were abducted in broad lamplight by a pirate raiding party on Hollywood Boulevard, in...
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Funny story:  Madonna Says She Finds OctuMom Sexy As Hell

Madonna Says She Finds OctuMom Sexy As Hell

NEW YORK CITY - Madonna fresh from divorcing Guy Ritchie and dating A-Rod, and a teenage Brazilian male model revealed to ABC's Barbara Walters that she finds OctuMom positively sexy. Madonna said that the mother of 14 has the most sensuously erot...
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Funny story:  First Dog/Human Face Transplant Performed

First Dog/Human Face Transplant Performed

(Port Charles NY) Doctors at General Hospital performed the world's first dog to human face transplant yesterday. The patient's name is Michelle Critter and she is said to be resting comfortably. Ms. Critter now has the face of a pit bull and she...
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Funny story:  Madonna Sues Over Botched Landing Strip

Madonna Sues Over Botched Landing Strip

LOS ANGELES, CA - Madonna is suing the Vajayjay Bikini Waxing Salon claiming that her botched Brazilian waxing has caused so much pain and suffering, she may have to go back to A-Roid. According to the complaint, Madonna requested a Brazilian wax...
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Funny story:  Rihanna Takes Chris Brown Back

Rihanna Takes Chris Brown Back

CHICAGO - In an amazing turn of events Rihanna has taken Chris Brown back just three short weeks after her boyfriend allegedly presented her with a bloody nose, a swollen lip, and facial bruising. The 21-year-old singer stated that she still loves...
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Funny story:  Obama  Finally Reciprocates: Jade Goody to be Honorary Los Angles Laker!

Obama Finally Reciprocates: Jade Goody to be Honorary Los Angles Laker!

Los Angeles, California - President Barrack Obama announced today that he has finally found a Protocol Officer that passed muster, announcing the appointment of Martha Stewart to the post that has been embarrassingly lacking in the administration.
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Funny story:  Tree That Killed Sonny Bono Dead

Tree That Killed Sonny Bono Dead

The Evergreen Tree that took the life of Congressman Sonny Bono, who first stepped into the spotlight as half of the singing duo Sonny and Cher, has died after ten years of people nailing messages to Sonny on it. It was 47. The evergreen tree was 47,...
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Funny story:  Fritzl's Italian incest club discovered in Vatican dungeon

Fritzl's Italian incest club discovered in Vatican dungeon

Rome - (ReUterus & Sordid Ass Mess): The Vatican's very own Joseph Fritzl-style dungeon was busted today in a dawn raid on the Catacombs. It resulted in Rome cops arresting a 69 year-old man and his son following a probe into the Austrian ince...
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Funny story:  Dollar obsolete - Amero to go into force April 1

Dollar obsolete - Amero to go into force April 1

WASHINGTON - A source reported that Amero will be cast out on April 1. It will replace dollar, peso and Canadian dollar. Exchange rates will be one Amero for peso, dollar or Canadian dollar. It is expected to be great stimulus to the economy of M...
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Funny story:  Tiger Woods is God! No, literally!

Tiger Woods is God! No, literally!

THE secret is out. The coincidences are too much of a coincidence. Ask any golfer and they will tell you that no mere human can do what He did and is doing. Sure, He loses occasionally at golf but that is only in keeping with His "mysterious ways" an...
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Funny story:  Diana Ross Top Pick for Obama's "Supremes" Court

Diana Ross Top Pick for Obama's "Supremes" Court

Washington, DC - Diana Ross is the top pick of the Obama administration to fill a vacancy on the supreme court should one become available soon. The president, long a fan of Motown, had more than a few reasons to be happy when he was elected. Amo...
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Funny story:  Below Decks: Chapter Seven - Roy 'Ship for Brains' Turse raises the Jolly Roger

Below Decks: Chapter Seven - Roy 'Ship for Brains' Turse raises the Jolly Roger

Recap: Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three | Chapter Four | Chapter Five | Chapter Six Previously on Below Decks… The Frigate Buggerall has set sail from Bristol Harbour, its five year mission to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life, and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before in a leaky boat. A motley collection of crew members has been assembled unde...
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Funny story:  BBC weather forecast

BBC weather forecast

Here is today's BBC weather forecast, brought to you by the Corporation's multi-million pound computer graphics-run system, and lots of faceless men that wouldn't know their rain from their drizzle: 'At dawn the sun will rise, making temperatures increase, and will cause widespread thawing of frost and occasional mist, as always happens in March. This will be followed by widespread warmer air a...
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Funny story:  Greetings card company to create Jade Goody Day

Greetings card company to create Jade Goody Day

Greeting Cards maker Mallhark have decided to create a new day in honour and blessing of the miraculously wonderful Jade Goody. The cards, recycled from magazines such as Now!, Look! and Wowzers!, are likely to be on sale within the next few weeks.
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Funny story:  Michelle Obama Plants Witch's Herbs On Vernal Equinox

Michelle Obama Plants Witch's Herbs On Vernal Equinox

(Washington DC)-- Michelle Obama honored an old African tradition on the first day of Spring and planted an herbal garden at the White House. The First Lady's African roots include many powerful warlocks and witches, reaching back for thousands of...
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Funny story:  A Goody waste of space

A Goody waste of space

Jade Goody, half human half Alsatian has made the headlines again for no apparent reason other than the fact she is dying from cancer. In hospitals and care homes across Britain people who have lived fulfilling lives are in the same predicament. With...
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Funny story:  FEDEX Awarded US Mail Contract

FEDEX Awarded US Mail Contract

Washington DC: In keeping with President Obama's campaign promise to reduce government waste the USPS will now be operated by private enterprise, namely FEDEX Corporation. The president has been very supportive of competition between potential co...
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Funny story:  Jade Goody Dead "By Christmas"

Jade Goody Dead "By Christmas"

Jade Goody, the former reality TV star who is mentally and terminally ill, is not expected to survive her ordeal for very much longer, and will definitely have expired by Christmas, says her public cyst, Max Cash. Jade is currently dying at home a...
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Funny story:  UFO seen hovering over Jade Goody's home

UFO seen hovering over Jade Goody's home

Essex - (X-Files Mess): The MoD was swamped with reports of a UFO sighting over Jade Goody's house in Essex today amid reports that an extraterrestrial 'welcome home' advance party was planning to escort the ailing reality tv contestant back to her a...
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Funny story:  Algerian Man Wants To Buy Jade Goody For Two Camels

Algerian Man Wants To Buy Jade Goody For Two Camels

A man in the Algerian city of Oran has said he wants to buy the English girl Jade Goody and he has offered to pay two camels in compensation to her new husband Jack Twede. Mr Tweed is a felon and has agreed the price. Kazim Haddad who is a rich...
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Funny story:  Jade Goody's Cremains to Be Auctioned Online

Jade Goody's Cremains to Be Auctioned Online

Not long after Roamin Catholics were celebrating mortality with their Dust to Dust Wednesday routine on the heels of their Fat Tuesday Pork-out, the Goody family, publicist and salavating heirs announced their plans for the burny remains of the not d...
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Funny story:  Meghan McCain Defeats Ann Coulter, Now Takes On Laura Ingraham

Meghan McCain Defeats Ann Coulter, Now Takes On Laura Ingraham

CLEVELAND - Senator John and Cindy McCain's daughter Meghan McCain, 24, fresh from her triumphant thrashing of the conservative princess Ann Coulter, 47, has now turned her sights on the conservative diva Laura Ingraham, 44. Ingraham who lists her...
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Funny story:  Search of Fat Duck Reveals Underground Laboratory

Search of Fat Duck Reveals Underground Laboratory

It has emerged that a routine health and safety check at Heston Blumenthal's Fat Duck restaurant last month revealed a secret underground laboratory and gave rise to suspicions that the ginger chef, widely believed to be a genius, was planning to tak...
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Funny story:  Now end of our world is 'nigh'

Now end of our world is 'nigh'

Scientists have claimed the end of the world is now nigh. The University of The Sunshine State department of water polo and environmental studies has forecast a soon end to all life on Earth. "Our nighness index is now showing a record seasonal...
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Funny story:  Jenson Button Disqualified

Jenson Button Disqualified

Jenson Button has sensationally been disqualified from the Australian Grand Prix. Button, who finished first in the race, was relegated to last place by the sport's administrators who cited a recently introduced regulation that 'No English driver...
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Funny story:  Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt To Adopt Madonna

Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt To Adopt Madonna

PARIS - In perhaps one of the most unusual adoptions in the history of adoptions Angelina Jolie who is 33, and her live-in partner, Brad Pitt who is 45, are making plans to adopt Madonna who is 50. Brad and Angelina, aka Brangelina, have three bio...
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Funny story:  Hugh Hefner Selling His $28 Million Mansion To "OctuMom"

Hugh Hefner Selling His $28 Million Mansion To "OctuMom"

HOLMBY HILLS, California - Hugh Hefner is selling the mansion that is adjacent to his Playboy Mansion to "OctuMom" for $28 million. The two-story mansion covers 7,300 square feet, has 15 bedrooms, 15 bathrooms, a movie theater, a standard sized ca...
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Funny story:  Queen, Pope, Rolf Harris To Visit Jade Goody

Queen, Pope, Rolf Harris To Visit Jade Goody

As the sun goes down on her glittering career, the ex-Big Brother housemate Jade Goody has told her publicist that she is now ready to accept visits from the rich and famous, and from the showbusiness world. Goody is now the most popular person in...
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Funny story:  Jade Goody: Nothing New To Report, Really

Jade Goody: Nothing New To Report, Really

As the sun slowly slips out of view over the horizon in the twilight of Jade Goody's sparkling career, it emerged that there was no news worth reporting on the former Big Brother housemate today. Her public cyst, Max Cash, usually so reliable in p...
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Funny story:  Jade Goody Fanclub To Take Legal Action

Jade Goody Fanclub To Take Legal Action

Members of the Jade Goody fanclub have voiced their concerns over, what have been described as 'insensitive comments' made towards their idol on a satirical news website, and may take legal action, it's been reported. TheSpoof.com, the site in que...
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Funny story:  Manchester United To Change Team Badge?

Manchester United To Change Team Badge?

After their miserable and bad-tempered 2-0 defeat to Fulham at Craven Cottage yesterday, last year's Premier League champions Manchester United were forced to face the grim reality that their title might just be slipping away from them. United, no...
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Funny story:  Google Street View Finds Osama Bin Laden in Dundee

Google Street View Finds Osama Bin Laden in Dundee

Just hours after Google launched its revolutionary 'Street View' allowing subscribers to view 360-degree images of the road outside any address on virtually any street in one of 25 cities, including Glasgow, Edinburgh and Aberdeen, there were more th...
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