Funny story:  English county Essex sold to Holland

English county Essex sold to Holland

The English county of Essex has been sold to the Netherlands, it has emerged. Essex, infamous for it's reputation for drunken problems, speeding and loud mouthed women, has had it's entire assets including half of the Dartford Bridge sold to a Dut...
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Funny story:  Gazza visited by Three Spirits and an Angel

Gazza visited by Three Spirits and an Angel

No. He wasn't drunk or crackers when he made this strange announcement,at least not at the start. Today. Paul Gascoigne appeared on the morning programme 'Pass My Breakfast Over' and shockingly revealed he was visited by Three Spirits and an Angel...
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Funny story:  The Cleveland Cavaliers Have Been Sold To China

The Cleveland Cavaliers Have Been Sold To China

CLEVELAND - Cleveland Cavaliers owner Dan Gilbert has confirmed that he has sold his team to a Chinese National bamboo investment group from Shanghai, China. The sale price was not revealed but CNN's Rick Sanchez said that he spoke to 7 foot 3 inc...
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Funny story:  Spoof Writer Brings Tear to Critic's Eye... Almost

Spoof Writer Brings Tear to Critic's Eye... Almost

NEW YORK CITY, NY - If there was ever something nearly worth crying about, but not quite, this is it: "Frustrated spoof writer turned down by The Onion decides to write for TheSpoof.com." One of the Internet's leading sources of never-ending onli...
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Funny story:  West Lothian Town Council Ready To Evict Susan Boyle

West Lothian Town Council Ready To Evict Susan Boyle

West Lothian, UK - West Lothian, the town that nutured Susan Boyle through childhood to the point where she became an international singing sensation and Britain's Got Talent celebutant, is very proud of her. But they're also getting ready to evict h...
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Funny story:  Lost Spoof specialist Monkey Woods abducted by aliens?

Lost Spoof specialist Monkey Woods abducted by aliens?

Ever since Spoof expert Monkey Woods dared to spoof about a certain Air France airliner being abducted by aliens, there has been no sign of life from him on planet earth! Reading his spoof, Jaggedone one thought it was certainly, on the edge and r...
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Funny story:  Michael Jackson renames himself 'the Albert Steptoe of pop'

Michael Jackson renames himself 'the Albert Steptoe of pop'

As pop singer Michael Jackson's plastic surgery started to unravel itself, and as the unnatural chemicals made the star age visibly almost overnight, he revealed to the world's press that he was changing his name to 'Albert Steptoe'. Albert Stepto...
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Funny story:  David Carradine's Death Increases Rope Sales At Adult Shops.

David Carradine's Death Increases Rope Sales At Adult Shops.

(Los Angeles-CA) As more facts emerge from the Bangkok medical examiner's office regarding the death of "Kung Fu" and "Kill Bill" star David Carradine, a trend is developing at adult shops in both New York and Los Angeles. The sale of nylon rope has...
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Funny story:  David Carradine assassinated by unemployed Ninja, Kwai Chang Caine

David Carradine assassinated by unemployed Ninja, Kwai Chang Caine

At 2:30 a.m. Thursday morning, Thai police were called to the hotel room of American actor, David Carradine. Mr. Carradine was apparently killed from an overdose of grasshoppers. Every orifice of Mr. Carradine was stuffed with landlubber grasshop...
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Funny story:  Babies Or Monkeys? The Debate Hots Up

Babies Or Monkeys? The Debate Hots Up

Following on from a TV documentary which depicted American couples who prefer to adopt monkeys to children, the British Baby Company (BBC) has lashed out with a stinging critical left hook at the monkey supporters. "What these people are doing is...
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Funny story:  Does A Rope Make It Better?  Was It Worth It For Carradine, Hutchence And Milligan?

Does A Rope Make It Better? Was It Worth It For Carradine, Hutchence And Milligan?

Meeting in London today, the world masturbation council held a minute's silence for actor David Carradine, who is believed to have perished in a masturbatory incident gone wrong, after his body was discovered in a Bangkok hotel wardrobe with a strate...
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Funny story:  Paris Hilton Found New BFF:  Osama Bin Laden

Paris Hilton Found New BFF: Osama Bin Laden

New York, NY - Paris Hilton has previously announced that she will be filming her newest reality TV show around various places in Europe, and newly announced this morning: Afghanistan. Hilton said that she is not worried about the status and treatm...
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Funny story:  Kop Kredit Krunched

Kop Kredit Krunched

Soccer giants Liverpool FC are facing financial ruin following the failure of the club's owners to service high levels of debt. American pair, Hicks and Gillet, who haven't enjoyed the best of business relationships are reportedly dragging the clu...
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Funny story:  Susan Boyle, Adam Lambert, & Gilles Marini To Record "The Runnerup Song"

Susan Boyle, Adam Lambert, & Gilles Marini To Record "The Runnerup Song"

BEVERLY HILLS, California - Simon Cowell, owner of 19th Hole Productions has said that he will be producing a single which will be recorded by the runners up of "Britain's Got Talent," "American Idol," and "Dancing With The Stars." Cowell said he...
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Funny story:  Beleaguered PM embroiled in expenses scandal

Beleaguered PM embroiled in expenses scandal

Just when Gordon Brown might have been forgiven for thinking things could not get any worse the under pressure Prime Minister has along with several others been embroiled in the expenses scandal. I can exclusively reveal that on top of his £64,76...
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Funny story:  New Home Secretary Peter Saintson denies he wants his boss's job

New Home Secretary Peter Saintson denies he wants his boss's job

As Cabinet Ministers resigned one after the other, in a remarkable impersonation of rats leaving a sinking ship, the new Home Secretary Peter Saintson denied he wanted his boss's job. 'No, no, not me', he said, 'absolutely not, perish the thought!...
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Funny story:  The Westminster Muppet Show

The Westminster Muppet Show

[opening music] Kermit the Frog: Good evening, ladies and gentleman, and on tonight's Westminster Muppet Show we have a host of stars, with all sorts of iffy haircuts, we have so many stars that - Heckler1: Get on with it! Kermit: Yes, but - Heckler2: I don't pay my taxes for this second-rate stuff! Heckler1: You don't pay your taxes! [laughter] Kermit: OK, let's move on, then. P...
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Funny story:  'Dr Hamlet and the Daleks' opens in London to rave reviews

'Dr Hamlet and the Daleks' opens in London to rave reviews

In a radical reworking of Shakespeare's play Hamlet, theatre director Sir Henry Dumdowne cast television actor Jude Tennant as Hamlet, and added a more modern touch to the tragedy about the Prince of Denmark. Hamlet now speaks his famous 'To Be Or...
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Funny story:  Sir Alan Sugar takes on Prime Minister

Sir Alan Sugar takes on Prime Minister

Alan Sugar will be standing in as Prime Minister and has vowed to 'hire and fire' where necessary. The Hackney born and bread selling barrow boy was first asked by Gordon Brown to be the enterprise tsar in the cabinet reshuffle but has now changed si...
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Funny story:  Susan  Boyle elected to Blackburn Council in local elections

Susan Boyle elected to Blackburn Council in local elections

In what has turned out to be a shock result, 'Britain's Got Talent' finalist Susan Boyle has been elected to Blackburn Council in the recent local elections. The two most surprising elements to this shock result have been that 1) Susan hadn't gone...
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Funny story:  David Carradine Botches Audition For New Celebrity Reality TV Show

David Carradine Botches Audition For New Celebrity Reality TV Show

Bangkok, Thailand - Sources reveal that David Carradine's alleged death by auto-erotic asphyxiation was actually an audition for a new celebrity reality t.v. show to be sponsored by a leading sexual performance drug manufacturer. The series, tenta...
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Funny story:  Democracy under threat

Democracy under threat

The results of the local elections were reported to be decided in advance by Simon Cowell it was announced by a shocked Alistair Darling - with his arm round Gordon Brown who was unable to speak himself because he was so shocked. The discovery o...
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Funny story:  The singing of Nessun Dorma to be banned from Britain's and America's Got Talent!

The singing of Nessun Dorma to be banned from Britain's and America's Got Talent!

Britains Got Talent, America's got Talent, X factor, American Idol and all talent shows know to man have banned the singing of the opera choon Nessun Dorma. After complaints from the snooty world of opera. Nessun Dorma loosely translates into Eng...
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Funny story:  New research confirms that laughter evolved in a common ancestor to apes and humans

New research confirms that laughter evolved in a common ancestor to apes and humans

Scientists in England today today confirmed that apes and humans both have a common sense of humour, inherited from a common ancestor. Firstly, researchers played idiotic, unintentionally funny soundbites made by American Presidents to 22 baboons...
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Funny story:  Revealed: Gordon Brown is a terminator

Revealed: Gordon Brown is a terminator

It was revealed today that the British Prime Minister Gordon Brown is in fact a cybernetic organism (living tissue over a metal endoskeleton). He was sent by Scottish resistance to terminate England and set Scotland free once and for all. The plan...
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Funny story:  Girls Aloud consider posing nude

Girls Aloud consider posing nude

Its the news men all around the World have been praying for.Well sort of,they haven't accepted it yet. In a bid to crack America, Girls Aloud have said they might pose naked for a high ranking men's magazine, after being made a lucrative offer. Gi...
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Funny story:  Rats debate what to do over sinking ship

Rats debate what to do over sinking ship

Stories are emerging of a fierce debate raging amongst a colony of rats aboard the HMS Britain, a ship recently stricken by storms and now badly keeling to one side. The key concern centres upon the position of the King Rat, known to many simply as...
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Funny story:  Brown to Fight On Despite Cabinet Resignations

Brown to Fight On Despite Cabinet Resignations

rime Mincer Gollum Brown has insisted that he will 'get on with the job', following the shock resignation of another Cabinet Minister last night. Work & Pensions Secretary James Purnell issued his sensational announcement within moments of the...
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Funny story:  Sportstars Start Blaming Jesus Christ for their Failures

Sportstars Start Blaming Jesus Christ for their Failures

Top athletes have offered all the praise and glory to God almighty and junior JC for made foul shots, touchdown passes and homerun balls for years now. A new trend has created a disturbance in the religio-sporto community. Competitors in athletic eve...
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Funny story:  Petula Clark Visits Boy George - Inmate #74316869

Petula Clark Visits Boy George - Inmate #74316869

LONDON - Boy George is presently incarcerated at The Petula Clark Prison For Blokes in London. Petula Clark, who is the most successful British female recording artist of all time, recently paid George Alan O'Dowd a visit. Miss Clark, 76, sai...
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Funny story:  Searchers of Air France 447 Find Man Floating On A Bag Of Coconuts

Searchers of Air France 447 Find Man Floating On A Bag Of Coconuts

Atlantic Ocean - Mysteriously today, the searchers for the downed Air France flight 447 Airbus 330 came across a man drifitng aimlessly on top of a sack filled with coconuts. Although in obvious poor health but with a good tan, the man, Henri Crut...
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Funny story:  Brown meets Obama In Top Secret Summit

Brown meets Obama In Top Secret Summit

Beleaguered British Prime Minister Gordon Brown, met up with US President Barack Obama this morning in a bid to consider future career options. Both men's images have taken a serious battering recently, especially since Brown declared himself 'not...
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Funny story:  Expenses Row as Blears joins Big Brother and claims 2nd Home allowance

Expenses Row as Blears joins Big Brother and claims 2nd Home allowance

London: Disgraced MP Hazel Blears, who yesterday quit the government as Communities Secretary as it emerged she might have made £80k profit at the expense of UK taxpayers, was involved in further turmoil as she joined the rest of the house-mates as t...
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Funny story:  Jellyfish crop circle 'an occult warning' for P2 Lodge Grand Master Licio Gelli

Jellyfish crop circle 'an occult warning' for P2 Lodge Grand Master Licio Gelli

Wiltshire - (Satanic Ass Mess): As he rots in his Rome maximum security prison cell, seething with rage that badass nephew George W Bush failed to deliver on that free-get-out-of-jail-card the P2 Lodge's Grand Master Licio Gelli is gobsmacked by the...
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Funny story:  Shades of Michael Hutchence in David Carradine closet sex game death?

Shades of Michael Hutchence in David Carradine closet sex game death?

Bangcock, Thighland - (WTF? Sordid Ass Mess): "He chose to auto-eroticise in a frickin' blacked-out hotel closet? ...Like, that's a secret code-word for 'gay' maybe??...Tied the frickin' ropes round his dick and neck himself? Case closed, no othe...
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