Funny story:  Boxing Legend Terry 'Boom-Boom' Minter All Set For Dramatic Comeback

Boxing Legend Terry 'Boom-Boom' Minter All Set For Dramatic Comeback

Former boxing champion Terry 'Boom-Boom' Minter has announced from his training HQ in Torquay, Devon, that he is now back up to speed and fighting fit. All he needs is a promoter and an opponent. Minter 64 yesterday said: "I'm ready. The traini...
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Funny story:  Cher To Have Head Transplant With Mannequin

Cher To Have Head Transplant With Mannequin

Hollywood CA-- Former superstar Cher said she is tired of growing older and watching her body sag. Her daughter's decision to become a man has inspired the insipid star. Cher won't become a man; but she will become a mannequin! The stupid star s...
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Funny story:  North Korea Takes Aim at Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch

North Korea Takes Aim at Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch

HOLLYWOOD: It has been brought to our attention that North Korea may be preparing to move it's missle carrying ship to the southern coast of California. Their newest target? Neverland Ranch, former home and playground of the late pop star, Michael...
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Funny story:  Bill Gates To Offer Prayer Help Desk

Bill Gates To Offer Prayer Help Desk

Bellevue, WA. Apparently overwhelmed with prayer requests, Microsoft icon Bill Gates is offering the Almighty a "Prayer Parsing Service," similar to a computer software "help desk. "In a vision the other night God pleaded with me to help ease his/her...
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Funny story:  Al Franken Vacates Minnesota Senate Seat

Al Franken Vacates Minnesota Senate Seat

MINNEAPOLIS, MN - Former "Saturday Night Live" writer and performer Al Franken resigned from his post as Minnesota Senator today, citing mental exhaustion from an unbelievably tight election, an arduous recount, and a subsequent 7-week court battle o...
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Funny story:  Migaloo has same skin condition as Michael Jackson

Migaloo has same skin condition as Michael Jackson

Migaloo, the rare white humpback whale that has made an appearance off the east coast of Australia, has the same condition as the recently deceased 'King of Pop', Michael Jackson. With uncanny similarity to 'Wacko Jacko' it is believed that Migalo...
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Funny story:  Idiot Digs Up Asparagus Patch - Thought It Was Weeds

Idiot Digs Up Asparagus Patch - Thought It Was Weeds

A local idiot, Billy Bump 42 of Sweetwater Street, today dug up an asparagus patch in the garden which his wife had carefully nurtured for 11 years. And put the asparagus on the compost heap. "I didn't know it was asparagus," Bump told us. "I thou...
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Funny story:  Bernie Madoff Checks Out His Next Home for the Next 150 Years

Bernie Madoff Checks Out His Next Home for the Next 150 Years

Bernie Madoff: What's that? Guard: That's your new home, 983867. Bernie: It's only one room! Guard: But it's very efficient. You can eat, read, sleep, take a crap without exerting yourself. Bernie: You mean that's my bed? Guard: Yep. Bernie: Sheets? Guard: Yep. Bernie: How many threads per square inch? Guard: Two. Bernie: But I have tender skin! Guard:...
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Funny story:  Murray Fails To Win Wimbledon

Murray Fails To Win Wimbledon

It's more British than eating strawberries and cream, washed down with pints of flat ale, more British than beating Germany in World Wars, and even more British than constantly complaining about the weather. Yes, it's that time of the year again when...
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Funny story:  Michael Jackson Will Revealed

Michael Jackson Will Revealed

The reading of the last will and testament of the late, great King of Pop, Michael Jackson, was revealed here in Los Angeles this afternoon, and shocked those present, who included the singer's parents, both as mad as hatters. Joe and Katherine Ja...
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Funny story:  Thrifty Tips #3

Thrifty Tips #3

In the latest in our occasional series on how to save money we look at a clever way to keep cool in this monstrous heatwave that is currently sweeping the country. All you need for this 'Thrifty Tip' is a bed, a fridge and your hot self. The best type of bed to have is one from a leading Swedish flat pack furniture supplier, the reason for this will become clear later. First, remove your...
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Funny story:  Supreme Court Reveals Stunning Opinions

Supreme Court Reveals Stunning Opinions

Early this afternoon, the U.S. Supreme Court ruled 5-4 that Stuart Smalley be seated as the newly elected Senator from the State of Minnesota. The eight month politicized ordeal has left the citizens of Minnesota with only a 50% representation in the...
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Funny story:  Al Franken Wins Election In Iran

Al Franken Wins Election In Iran

Tehran, Iran - A judicial recount in Iran has had a very improbable outcome. Minnesota State Senate hopeful, Al Franken, has posted an overwhelming majority over incumbent President Mahmoody Ima Dinnerjacket. Said Franken, "Oh my Allah! I didn't...
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Funny story:  Former Supermodel Karen Mulder Arrested

Former Supermodel Karen Mulder Arrested

Former supermodel Karen Mulder has been arrested in Paris after allegedly making threatening phone calls to her plastic surgeon when the doctor refused to reverse an earlier operation. Karen who was one of the first models ever to have an entire i...
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Funny story:  Leaked Autopsy Findings Suggest Jackson Had Worms

Leaked Autopsy Findings Suggest Jackson Had Worms

This British based team of reporters rushed to LA in an attempt to leap aboard the Michael Jackson is dead story, bandwagon, controversy, and all the rest of it. At the LA County Coroner's Office, or, more accurately, outside it because they would...
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Funny story:  From The Archives: Village loafer wastes life hitting spherical objects into dug holes

From The Archives: Village loafer wastes life hitting spherical objects into dug holes

Eleusis, Sparta (Greece) 30 June 1037 AD: Eleusis, a sleepy village on the outskirts of the city state of Sparta is getting geared up for its annual fair. Buzzing with excitement, the villagers of Eleusis are busy making preparations for the big even...
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Funny story:  Sid Kent Denies Superman Allegations

Sid Kent Denies Superman Allegations

Metropolis man, and reporter for the Daily Planet newspaper, Sid Kent 32, today categorically denied that he was the caped crusader from the planet Krypton who has been valiantly fighting crime and rescuing citizens in mortal peril for over fifty yea...
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Funny story:  So Many famous people dying! WHO'S NEXT?

So Many famous people dying! WHO'S NEXT?

Los Angeles California - Celebrites from Britney Spears to Brad Pitt are scared they will be next to die. Brad Pitt is quoted as saying "God must be mad as hell at hollywood star's because he keep's killing us off one by one." Also Britney Sp...
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Funny story:  Zac Efron has moved from Hoe to English Rose

Zac Efron has moved from Hoe to English Rose

Zac Efron has once again shocked family, friends and fans alike by finally moving on from High School Musical Hoe Star Vanessa Hudgens. The high school musical and 17 Again star is said to be in a relationship with a 20 year old English rose.
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Funny story:  FDA To Keep eyes on the Dough

FDA To Keep eyes on the Dough

The Food and Drug Administration said yesterday that it had confirmed the presence of E. coli 0157, a deadly strain of bacteria, in samples of refrigerated cookie dough. As of last week, CDC reported 69 cases of E. coli 0157 illness linked to cook...
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Funny story:  Curse On Twilight? Kristy Stewart Has Close Call

Curse On Twilight? Kristy Stewart Has Close Call

Actress Kristie Stewart of Twilight fame had a close call a couple of days ago that was not covered well, partly because of the Michael Jackson super-coverage and partly and luckily, she was OK but badly shaken. Since all the trouble getting "New...
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Funny story:  Michael Jackson Not Father Of The Kids, According To Debbie Rowe

Michael Jackson Not Father Of The Kids, According To Debbie Rowe

Now that Michael Jackson is dead and having two autopsies to be 100% sure, ex-wife and surrogate mother Debbie Rowe is no longer bound to the confidentially agreement he paid a lot of money to sign. So what does she do first thing? Revealing that Mic...
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Funny story:  Government proposal to pay everybody in Tips

Government proposal to pay everybody in Tips

The Government has put forward a money saving proposal whereby everyone would be paid in tips rather than receive a standard wage. Instead of people knowing what they are going to get every week, the government's idea will encourage workers to 'tr...
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Funny story:  Children of the World Haunted in their Dreams by Michael Jackson

Children of the World Haunted in their Dreams by Michael Jackson

Children all across the globe have been reporting a disturbing amount of nightmares involving dead pop legend Michael Jackson, prompting fears of an unfolding Nightmare on Elm Street scenario. Kids as far away as Calcutta have reported being stalk...
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Funny story:  Internet Swamped By Flood Of 'Sick' Rumours

Internet Swamped By Flood Of 'Sick' Rumours

Internet administrators have appealed for restraint following a host of totally unfounded and very sick rumours about celebrity deaths. Following the recent demise of Kung Fu star David Carradine, Farrah Fawcett, and Michael Jackson, and keen to c...
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Funny story:  Janet Jackson to flash her Nipples at brother Michael's Funeral

Janet Jackson to flash her Nipples at brother Michael's Funeral

It has been dubbed the biggest funeral of the 21st Century and what better occasion for Janet Jackson to promote her latest album than by flashing her nipple in front of a worldwide audience. Janet's right nipple attracted worldwide attention when...
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Funny story:  Michael Jackson has a face like a big Hairy Arse

Michael Jackson has a face like a big Hairy Arse

Dead pop singer Michael Jackson has been called many things down through the years: paedophile, bastard, cock sucker, dickhead and so on and so on. But never until now has he been referred to as "Big Hairy Arse face". But this is not a childish in...
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Funny story:  Aliens to return Michael Jackson 'Home'

Aliens to return Michael Jackson 'Home'

Intergalactic planetary explorers from another dimension have issued an ultimatum to Michael Jackson's family: "Give him back to us or face the consequences". Jackson was abandoned on Earth in 1958 during an aborted takeover by the Alien creatures...
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Funny story:  'We All Scream For Ice Cream' Screams Parched Brit As UK Sizzles

'We All Scream For Ice Cream' Screams Parched Brit As UK Sizzles

British citizens, who traditionally love to twat on about the weather, have been having a right proper whinge as temperatures and humidity soared today. For a land more accustomed to grey skies and driving rain, the outbreak of hot weather has kno...
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Funny story:  Annie Leibovitz to take 'Official' Michael Jackson Autopsy Photos

Annie Leibovitz to take 'Official' Michael Jackson Autopsy Photos

Los Angeles, CA - Perhaps the most celebrated celebrity photographer of the latter half of the 20th century, Annie Leibovitz has been hired by Joe Jackson to take the 'official' photographs of Michael Jackson's autopsy. "The point of the exercise,...
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Funny story:  Reaganites Ready To Take Over America By Force

Reaganites Ready To Take Over America By Force

A group calling themselves The Reaganites are preparing to take over the leadership of America. The group, led by some top Talk Radio hosts such as Rush Limbaugh have apparently kept a huge quaintity of weapons stored in caves all through Kentuc...
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Funny story:  Chimp wants more of Jackson banana

Chimp wants more of Jackson banana

In developing news, a hairy back ape from Nambibia in Africa has come forward claiming some of the Michael Jackson squillions left after the "Moonwalkers" death. The ape, who resides in a large tree, is claiming to be the father of the ape that J...
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Funny story:  Alphabetical Order! Order!

Alphabetical Order! Order!

Klaus Enuff, a maverick linguist from the University of Carumba has come up with a radical solution to the age old complaint of the computer keyboard not being in alphabetical order. "Tis simples, yes?" said Enuff, mimicking Aleksandr the meerkat...
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Funny story:  George W Bush still the biggest skeleton in Jackson cupboard

George W Bush still the biggest skeleton in Jackson cupboard

Los Angeles - (Rioters): "We reckon Sony Music hitman George W Bush topped the real Jackson, circa 1989," an FBI investigator into Michael Jackson's death commented today. The Federal probe has spread to Bush's Predator Chapel Ranch in Waco, Texas...
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Funny story:  Demi Lovato: "Who is Miley Cyrus?" And New Problems For The Once Good Role Model

Demi Lovato: "Who is Miley Cyrus?" And New Problems For The Once Good Role Model

In an interview with PopStarsBabes, actress and singer Demi Lovato went crazy when the interviewer asked her about Miley Cyrus' status. She screamed "Who is Miley Cyrus?". The interviewer told her that Cyrus was a Disney teen idol, just like Lovat...
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Funny story:  An end to Climate Change

An end to Climate Change

The soft drink manufacturer Spritzer that makes such drinks as Cake Cola and Fanba, have come up with a remarkable scheme that looks set to not only halt the increase of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere, but actively reduce it. "What we are propos...
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Funny story:  Anger as red car beats blue car in new Milky Way advert!

Anger as red car beats blue car in new Milky Way advert!

Parents and Children alike have been outraged by the new advert released recently by Mars. In a shocking turn of events the Red Car beats the Blue Car. Charlotte Bonks from charity 'Fat Kids Won't Live Long' said "this is disgusting, everyone know...
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Funny story:  Michael Jackson 'had a penis'

Michael Jackson 'had a penis'

Only days after the announcement of the King of Pop's death, it has emerged that the singer had what has been described as 'a penis' attached to his body. The discovery was made during the first initial autopsy yesterday in Los Angeles, California...
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Funny story:  President Obama Announces Official Michael Jackson Day

President Obama Announces Official Michael Jackson Day

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Barack Obama at a White House press conference has stated that he is issuing a presidential proclamation designating Michael Jackson's birthday, August 29, as National Michael Jackson Day. The president said that thro...
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Funny story:  Madoff sentence more than double life expectancy

Madoff sentence more than double life expectancy

Yesterday saw the case close on multi billion dollar fraudster Bernie Madoff. The Manhattan federal court awarded Mr Madoff 150 years imprisonment for ripping people off and living a luxurious lifestyle for over ten years. During this time Mr Ma...
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Funny story:  Jesus Puts Population of Heaven at 150, Tops

Jesus Puts Population of Heaven at 150, Tops

WEST CHESTER, Penna. - The civilized world was staggered yesterday by Jesus' off-hand remark that there are roughly 150 people in heaven. That's 1-to-the-5-plus-0 people, period, the population of septic fields like Armpit, New Mexico, and Chowder Fa...
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Funny story:  Andy Murray Out of Wimbledon

Andy Murray Out of Wimbledon

The talented young Scot's manager, his mother, Doris (28) has pulled Murray from the tournament. "After seeing my wee bairn all hot and bothered and being kept up until all hours in that big, hot tent just so Eastenders could go upmarket to BBC2 -...
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Funny story:  Jacko claimed for Neverland  on Parliamentary expenses

Jacko claimed for Neverland on Parliamentary expenses

Following the recent revelations about MP's claims for moats and duck houses, it was revealed yesterday that former King of Pop, singer Michael Jackson was under investigation by the parliamentary ombudsmen over claims relating to his second hom...
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Funny story:  Vince, the 'Sham-WOW' Guy Should Have Died Instead of Billy Mays(!)

Vince, the 'Sham-WOW' Guy Should Have Died Instead of Billy Mays(!)

The public has spoken: Vince, the much despised 'Sham-WOW' guy should be six feet under instead of Billy Mays. Mays, the enthusiastic spokesman for miracle cleaning products was best known for his LOUD late-night TV commercials and his full, magni...
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Funny story:  Aaron Carter's New Song "Let Go" Is About Hilary Duff!

Aaron Carter's New Song "Let Go" Is About Hilary Duff!

Unbelievable but true! Aaron Carter's comeback single "Let Go" is about Hilary Duff, his ex-girlfriend... Seven years ago! In the song, Carter sings: "I used to love a girl, Thinking about her makes me a little crazy. So, I gotta let go, Becau...
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Funny story:  French ministry bans Burkes and Bourkes due to confusion over burkha

French ministry bans Burkes and Bourkes due to confusion over burkha

Due to a problem with his hearing aid, the French Interior Minister, Monsieur S. Mel Garlique, has banned a host of people with names sounding like burkha. Following a giant international misunderstanding over the traditional black full-body dress...
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Funny story:  Madoff Left Standing With Only His Underwear

Madoff Left Standing With Only His Underwear

Bernie Madoff was left standing in court wearing only his underwear before his sentencing judge today. The Honorable Denny Chin ordered that the unbelievably greedy Ponzi scheme artist return $171 billion to individuals that he distressed and also ev...
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Funny story:  Iranian Leaders Seek Help From A Vote Recount Expert- BUSH!

Iranian Leaders Seek Help From A Vote Recount Expert- BUSH!

Iranian President Ahmadinejad is seeking out information on how to deal with the Iranian vote recount from former US President George Bush. Ahmadinejad is at the center of protests in Iran concerning the Presidential election and the accusations of f...
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Funny story:  The Real Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania

The Real Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania

INTERCOURSE, Pennsylvania - The latest in the Bravo Network's spin-off line of real housewife shows will premier on July 13. The original real housewives show was The Real Housewives of Orange County. The new entry is named, The Real Housewives of...
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Funny story:  Ghosts of 4,000 Dead US Soldiers Refuse to Withdraw from Iraqi War Zone

Ghosts of 4,000 Dead US Soldiers Refuse to Withdraw from Iraqi War Zone

As live United States of America troops in Iraq withdraw from war zones in compliance with a Bush agreement that set the pull out date for the end of June, a strange phenomenon is being reported throughout the Iraqi nation. Every night around th...
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Funny story:  Pope Finds the Bones of Sts Peter and Paul

Pope Finds the Bones of Sts Peter and Paul

On the feast of Sts Peter and Paul who in real life couldn't stand each others guts, Pope Benedict the Sixteenth, whose guts are hated by lots of people, announced that he found the great saints bones. Benedict who has rejected the carbon dating that...
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Funny story:  Sandford & Sons Opens Argentine Junkyard and Whorehouse

Sandford & Sons Opens Argentine Junkyard and Whorehouse

Mark Sanford and his four sons have decided to move to Argentina and open a new business. Sanford told the Gettin' Bizy Weekly that the family business will be a combination junkyard and house of prostitution. We'll be recycling refuse and Juans on a...
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Funny story:  Madoff Trades 150 Year Sentence for Millions in Investment $$

Madoff Trades 150 Year Sentence for Millions in Investment $$

Bernie "The Ponzi Schemer" madoff was facing a century and a half of hard prison time when the financial scam artist got a bright idea. Madoff sent out a prospectus to his many ripped off clients offering them a way to get their money back and more b...
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Funny story:  Manny Ramirez Is Ready To Play Ball!

Manny Ramirez Is Ready To Play Ball!

LOS ANGELES - ESPN VII is reporting that suspended Los Angeles Dodgers superstar Manny Ramirez is ready to return to baseball. El Manny is just about finished serving his 50 game suspension. And at a cost of $7.7 million, it has to rank as being t...
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Funny story:  Thanks to Democrats, America May Lose War on Environment

Thanks to Democrats, America May Lose War on Environment

WASHINGTON, D.C. - House Democrats on Friday effectively smothered the Republican-backed "Atmosphere of Change" bill, which could have increased the carbon footprint of the US by allowing Americans to ignore the continued devastation of our planet, e...
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Funny story:  Michael Jackson's Last Regret: Missing The "Cash For Clunkers" program.

Michael Jackson's Last Regret: Missing The "Cash For Clunkers" program.

It's called the "Cash for Clunkers" program, widely promoted in the US. What is it? It's a car allowance rebate system which allows the owner of an old clunker to get up to $4,500 for turning it in to put toward a new, more fuel efficient model. I...
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Funny story:  UN Emergency Summit Meeting - Spoof Star Trek Saga May Never Be Completed

UN Emergency Summit Meeting - Spoof Star Trek Saga May Never Be Completed

Consternation tonight from New York City as the UN called an emergency meeting, suspecting that TheSpoof.com's hugely anticipated Star Trek collaboration may never be completed. "This news is devastating," President Barack Obama announced. "It's s...
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Funny story:  "Politics 2008"

"Politics 2008"

Los Alamos - Andrew Adamson brought to the public this morning that he would try his hand at a new movie genre. He says that he's sick of directing the Pevensie kids in "The Chronicles of Narnia" because they're "such pooper scoopers! They think they...
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Funny story:  Top Five Reasons Why Peter Jackson is Making "Beware the Cow"

Top Five Reasons Why Peter Jackson is Making "Beware the Cow"

Grand Rapids, MI - Peter Jackson filled out a sheet with five reasons why he wanted to make this movie. They are as follows: 1.) Cows are by far the most interesting animals. Their intelligence ranks up with animals such as apes and elephants! And as many know, elephants are known for their humor. 2.) Cows are lovable. Have you ever seen a cow that you don't want to give a big bear hug too?...
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Funny story:  Hillbilly From Paducka, Kentucky Surfaces With Michael Jackson's Will

Hillbilly From Paducka, Kentucky Surfaces With Michael Jackson's Will

Paducka, Kentucky - A man by the name of Billy Joe Bob claims to have the only known authentic copy of the Last Will and Testament of Michael Jackson. Said Mr. Bob, "Mr. Michael Jackson came through here a few years back. His Llama had broken down...
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Funny story:  Madoff Sentenced To 150 Years - Blames QM

Madoff Sentenced To 150 Years - Blames QM

Fraudulent investment broker Bernard Madoff was today sentenced to 150 years in prison, having blatantly robbed hundreds, if not thousands of investors in a carefully calculated scam. Some of which resulted in said investors committing suicide becaus...
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Funny story:  Andy Murray Brings the Roof Down at Wimbledon!

Andy Murray Brings the Roof Down at Wimbledon!

Andy Murray heroically defeated world ranked 10967 Stanilas Warwinka of Switzerland over five sets (2/6, 6/3, 6/3, 5/7, 6/3) tonight. This was only after the new £80, million roof collapsed narrowly missing spectators and players alike. Rumours a...
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Funny story:  The Spoof Scolds Aspartame Boy for his Long Vacation

The Spoof Scolds Aspartame Boy for his Long Vacation

CHANDLER, AZ - A big brew-ha-ha today at the Boy residence in Chandler, where it was revealed that The Spoof has punished Aspartame Boy for not writing any news stories "in a long time", as the editors claim. Aspartame Boy's spouse and children ar...
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Funny story:  Final Details of PPIP Announced by Treasury

Final Details of PPIP Announced by Treasury

Late this afternoon, at the Gotti Social Club in New York, the US Treasury Department announced the public component to the Public Private Investment Program (PPIP). The "pupick," Treasury Secretary Geithner's plan to apply Chanel #5 to the large...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus Says She Is "The Next Michael Jackson"

Miley Cyrus Says She Is "The Next Michael Jackson"

Hollywood CA-- Teen pop-star Miley Cyrus confided to friends she could be "following in the footsteps of Michael Jackson to an early grave." Miley has told friends that she never really had a childhood, just like Michael and that she's "developed st...
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Funny story:  Family's Prayer for Ailing Father Alerts God to Sinner

Family's Prayer for Ailing Father Alerts God to Sinner

Atlanta, GA - Alvin Stubbins of Atlanta, GA may very well be alive today if it was not for the prayers of his family. 57 year old Stubbins, a factory worker from Stone Mountain went into the hospital for routine surgery for torn ligaments in his k...
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Funny story:  Baltimore Mayor Resolves Plastic Bag Dispute

Baltimore Mayor Resolves Plastic Bag Dispute

Baltimore MD: The Baltimore City Council has tried on several occasions to either completely ban the use of plastic supermarket bags or to charge a user fee of 25 cents per bag. There have been complaints about bags floating in the Inner Harbor (...
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Funny story:  Movie to be Acted Entirely by Cows!

Movie to be Acted Entirely by Cows!

Grand Rapids, MI- Renowned film director Peter Jackson said earlier today that he plans to direct a movie, "Beware the Cow," with a cast made up of cows only! He said he's had the dream to do so since he was a child. "Well mate," Peter said to me...
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Funny story:  Economy Turns Up On eBay

Economy Turns Up On eBay

More details are emerging about the theft of the British economy by Romanian pickpockets last September. As exclusively reported by this website yesterday, Alistair Darling believed that the economy was stolen from him by a gang of Romanians in Ox...
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