Funny story:  Great Britain To Be Renamed London

Great Britain To Be Renamed London

In a move welcomed by many, the government will vote today on the renaming of Great Britain. Possible suggestions on the list were Little America, America II and surprisingly New Birmingham, but yet again the capital centric government has seen sense...
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Funny story:  Michael Jackson's Estate Commissions "Sunny Day" Umbrella

Michael Jackson's Estate Commissions "Sunny Day" Umbrella

It's about time. The estate of Michael Jackson has finally issued a press release stating that it has commissioned the official "Michael Jackson Commerative Sunny Day Umbrella" in collaboration with Totes, the internationally known "rainy day" umbrel...
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Funny story:  Grief stricken "Jacko" fans force Martin Bashir "Underground" into a "Bad" situation

Grief stricken "Jacko" fans force Martin Bashir "Underground" into a "Bad" situation

London, England - Not since the global hit-man contract placed on the life of Indian-born Salman Rushdie for his book "The Satanic Verses" criticizing the Islamic faith has a Western journalist had to go underground, fearing for his life. And tha...
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Funny story:  Ahmadinejad on Peace Mission

Ahmadinejad on Peace Mission

President of Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, has today called for talks of friendship with the UK. Fearing a complete breakdown of diplomacy with the UK, the Iranian premier has suggested David Miliband, the UK Foreign Secretary, visit Tehran to ease gro...
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Funny story:  Billy Mays Killed by Stain that Won't Go Away

Billy Mays Killed by Stain that Won't Go Away

ORANGE GLO, FL - Superstar of the infomercial world Billy Mays was pronounced dead this morning at his home in Orange Glo, Florida. The shouting spokesman, 50, was reportedly trying to remove a particularly stubborn stain from his carpet when he s...
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Funny story:  Jackson Family Requests Third Autopsy, Believes Michael Hid Jewels

Jackson Family Requests Third Autopsy, Believes Michael Hid Jewels

Los Angeles CA-- The Jackson Family is demanding a third autopsy on Michael. They believe Michael tried to 'take it with him' and that he could have diamonds and other jewels inside his body. The Family wants every cent it can get, and they could c...
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Funny story:  Product Pitchman Billy Mays Joins List of Dying Celebrities

Product Pitchman Billy Mays Joins List of Dying Celebrities

Billy Mays, the 50 year old pitchman for such products as OrangeGlo and Oxyclean, was found dead in his Florida home this morning. Mays is the fifth celebrity to die in the past two weeks, joining David Carradine, Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, and Mic...
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Funny story:  Jackson and Farrakhan 'shielded by Cheney over 9/11'

Jackson and Farrakhan 'shielded by Cheney over 9/11'

Los Angeles - (AssoCIAted Mess): Former CIA stooge George Bush Tenet has told Jackson investigators that the singer and his Nation of Islam groomer Louis Farrakhan were protected by a Dick Cheney 'ring of steel' from prosecution over the 9/11 World T...
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Funny story:  I Want To Die With You Mandy On The Street Tonight In An Everlasting Kiss

I Want To Die With You Mandy On The Street Tonight In An Everlasting Kiss

An incredible statement made tonight by Burnley man Jimmy Jacket of Accrington Road, to his girlfriend Mandy Allsorts, also of Accrington Road. Mandy said: "Why does he want to die like that? It's not even like he's a good kisser. He's just ave...
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Funny story:  Banks: No More Bailouts

Banks: No More Bailouts

Since the Fall of 2008, bank revenue has plummeted on the back of foreclosures and rising credit card delinquencies. This Spring, Congress passed a law cracking down on arbitrary and excessive credit card fees, further pressuring banks to generate ne...
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Funny story:  Elizabeth Taylor To Legally Change Her Name To Michael Jackson

Elizabeth Taylor To Legally Change Her Name To Michael Jackson

BEVERLY HILLS - There is no celebrity in Tinseltown who was closer to Michael Jackson, aka "The Moonwalk Kid" than Elizabeth Taylor. The 77-year-old movie star says that her and MJ were so close that she feels that she could have easily been his b...
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Funny story:  Springsteen Bangs On More Than Even Skoob

Springsteen Bangs On More Than Even Skoob

Rock legend Bruce Springsteen overran his set last night at the Glastonbury Festival by a few minutes. But it cost organiser Michael Eavis a whopping £3,000 fine for violation of local by-laws. Unperturbed, Mr Eavis vowed to pay the fine, saying t...
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Funny story:  "Canadians Have Infiltrated Our Government!"

"Canadians Have Infiltrated Our Government!"

Bourbon,Wi.-Wisconsin Senator Charlie McCarthy, has promised to hold hearings on his allegations that Canadians have "infiltrated all branches of the government of the United States" and are pushing their leftist agenda of universal health care. T...
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Funny story:  WaldoMarket Has Completely Sold Out Of Michael Jackson Bobblehead Dolls

WaldoMarket Has Completely Sold Out Of Michael Jackson Bobblehead Dolls

LAKE CHARLES, Louisiana - WaldoMarket, the world's largest public retail corporation has announced that it has completely sold out of Michael Jackson Bobblehead Dolls. WaldoMarket Senior Vice-Assistant Executive CEO Caylee Shiloh Impelliterri said...
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Funny story:  Michael Jackson Family Sues MSNBC, FOXnews, CNN, and CNBC

Michael Jackson Family Sues MSNBC, FOXnews, CNN, and CNBC

The family of the late King of Pop Michael Jackson have collectively sued MSNBC, CNN, CNBC, and Foxnews. The news networks had given the Jackson family over 48 hours of uninterrupted news coverage, discussion, and exposure during the recent death of...
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Funny story:  Body of Michael Jackson Donated to Wax Museum

Body of Michael Jackson Donated to Wax Museum

The body of the late King of Pop, Michael Jackson, will be donated to the famous Wax Museum of London after the funeral. Family spokesperson Janet Jackson revealed the reasons for this in a private interview outside of the family compound. "We t...
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Funny story:  Micheal Jackson's Hair looked really good at Autopsy

Micheal Jackson's Hair looked really good at Autopsy

Doctors performing the autopsy on Michael Jackson have said that the dead stars' hair looked 'luscious' and 'full bodied'.This will be of some comfort to the family, who cherished Micheal s hair almost as much as his money. Jackson's hair was seri...
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Funny story:  Andy Murray mega-publicity scuppered by death of a certain Loony

Andy Murray mega-publicity scuppered by death of a certain Loony

Scumbag dailies have decided to ignore the "Great British White Hope" and recently ressurected Fred Perry by focusing their attentions on the death of another "Great White Hope". The constellation of the death of a certain "Loony" and Wimbledon co...
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Funny story:  Man City to sign all United's players

Man City to sign all United's players

Manchester United are set to humiliate their arch rivals by signing every single one of Alex Ferguson's team. "Tevez was just the beginning", said an insider, "Rooney,Anderson, Giggsy, Scholes, Rio Ferdinand the whole lot of 'em are coming over to...
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Funny story:  Unbelieving Michael Jackson Family Requests Third Autopsy

Unbelieving Michael Jackson Family Requests Third Autopsy

The relatives of Michael Jackson, who refused to believe the results of the first and second autopsys have requested that a third one be performed. This one will be done at a different hospital by a different team of Medical Examiners. The family h...
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Funny story:  Gary Glitter & other Paedo-Celebrities to act as replacement Tribute act at Jackson London Gigs

Gary Glitter & other Paedo-Celebrities to act as replacement Tribute act at Jackson London Gigs

The 50-date London tour places left vacant by the sudden death of pop superstar Micheal Jackson are to be filled by a lineup of celebrities instead. Promoters AEG had been shitting their trousers at the prospect of losing t on all that easy cash s...
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Funny story:  The SpUNk daily reveals relief of celeb/VIP hotels after the death of a certain Loony celeb!

The SpUNk daily reveals relief of celeb/VIP hotels after the death of a certain Loony celeb!

After the death of a certain "Loony" celeb, luxury/VIP hotels are showing signs of relief the world over. The Daily SpUNk and its scumbag reporters curious to find out the reasons for this outburst of relief at losing one of its most famous inhabi...
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Funny story:  Michael Jackson Spotted In Tesco

Michael Jackson Spotted In Tesco

There were extraordinary scenes in a West Midlands supermarket this morning, when Michael Jackson, the now-deceased King of Pop who died after a suspected heart attack in Los Angeles last Thursday, was spotted doing his shopping in Tesco. In just...
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Funny story:  Prince Philip Urges Britain To Abandon Monarchy

Prince Philip Urges Britain To Abandon Monarchy

London, UK - HRH Prince Philip has made an urgent appeal that the British public 'give up on the monarchy' and become a republic. His remarks were made after his wife, Queen Elizabeth, had made an appeal for extra funding due to a shortfall of rough...
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Funny story:  Scandal upon scandal rocks the NHS at its MRSA foundations!

Scandal upon scandal rocks the NHS at its MRSA foundations!

The very cheapskate NHS has been rocked once more by an even bigger scandal than their recently reported cheap foreigner employment policies! What could be worse? MRSA, the killer bug, which takes care of more OAP's than Hitler ever did at Auschwi...
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Funny story:  Adam Lambert Gets Out Restraining Against Simon Cowell

Adam Lambert Gets Out Restraining Against Simon Cowell

According to the Bollywood Times, American Idol runner-up Adam Lambert has had to get a personal restraining order out against show judge, Simon Cowell and he claims he had a very good reason to do so. Lambert told the Times that Simon keeps poppi...
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Funny story:  Daleks and Ninjas collectively to sue French government

Daleks and Ninjas collectively to sue French government

The General International Honourable Association of Daleks (GIHAD) and National Union of Ninjas (NUNS) are this week taking the French Government to the International Court of Inhuman Rights over what they see as slur on their respective races. Br...
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Funny story:  Michael Jackson concerts to go ahead despite singer's death

Michael Jackson concerts to go ahead despite singer's death

Michael Jackson's British tour agent husband and wife team, Joe King and Faye King, held a press conference this morning to confirm that Michael Jackson's proposed 375 night sell out tour of the O2 White Elephant arena in London will still be going a...
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Funny story:  Man visitin' zoo was Michael Jackson, say Tex-Mexans

Man visitin' zoo was Michael Jackson, say Tex-Mexans

ABILENE, TX - Visitors to the Abilene Zoo today were delighted by a secretive and mysterious out-of-towner described by many who come across him as "playful," "magical," and "sorta pasty-white." Some coulda even sworn he mighta been the Undisputed K...
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Funny story:  Governor Mark Sanford Resigns To Star In A Remake of Sanford and Son

Governor Mark Sanford Resigns To Star In A Remake of Sanford and Son

CHARLESTON - South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford caving in to pressure from South Carolina voters, his wife, fellow GOPers, Emeril Lagasse, and Shakira has decided to resign his governorship. The 49-year-old governor with the George Hamilton-look...
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Funny story:  Kate Gosselin of Jon and Kate Plus 8 To Appear Nude in PlayMister

Kate Gosselin of Jon and Kate Plus 8 To Appear Nude in PlayMister

PHILADELPHIA - Kate Gosselin, of the TLC reality show Jon and Kate Plus 8 has just stated that she will be appearing in a nude photo layout in the next issue of PlayMister Magazine. The 34-year-old statuesque MILF told her best friend from high sc...
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Funny story:  NASA Bombs Moon - US Tired Of Bombing Humans

NASA Bombs Moon - US Tired Of Bombing Humans

In a unique move away from normal American procedure, the US has decided to bomb a target not occupied by fellow human beings. A NASA space rocket has been sent to the moon to shoot a missile into a crater to allegedly see if there is any evidence of...
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Funny story:  Lindsay Lohan: Ready To Marry Samantha Ronson?

Lindsay Lohan: Ready To Marry Samantha Ronson?

Actress/singer Lindsay Lohan has said that she is "not ready to get married" yet, speaking about how many celebrities marry young. The former teen queen, who will turn 23 on July 2 and who just came back to normal girlfriend, DJ Samantha Ronson, t...
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Funny story:  Diana Ross Wants Custody Of Michael Jackson's Pet Chimp Bubbles

Diana Ross Wants Custody Of Michael Jackson's Pet Chimp Bubbles

NEW YORK CITY - Diana Ross, of the 60s African-American trio known as Diana Ross and The Supremes has begged Macaulay Culkin for custody of Michael Jackson's beloved chimpanzee Bubbles. Earlier reports stated that Michael Jackson had left everythi...
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Funny story:  Jaime Foxx and Gary Coleman To Star In The Michael Jackson Story

Jaime Foxx and Gary Coleman To Star In The Michael Jackson Story

HOLLYWOOD - Universal Pictures has just signed Jaime Foxx and Gary Coleman to star in The Michael Jackson Story. Coleman will portray Michael from the ages of 9 through 21, and Foxx will portray Michael from the age of 21 on. Jackson's parents...
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Funny story:  Masturbating Monkey Inherits Neverland

Masturbating Monkey Inherits Neverland

The same media gossip mongers that drove Michael Jackson to his grave are reporting that early information about the Jackson will has Masturbating Monkey inheriting the Jackson Shangi-La. MM, media star almost as persecuted as MJ, refused to comment...
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Funny story:  Pope Names Jackson, Monroe and Presley as Saints Martyred by the Media

Pope Names Jackson, Monroe and Presley as Saints Martyred by the Media

Pope Benedict the 16th nominated a triumvirate of entertainment industry saints as martyrs to the bloodthirsty media. Benedict explained that all three suffered tremendously at the hands of media hounds who feed on the sensitive and the talented.
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Funny story:  Obama to Ahmadinejad: Kiss my Big Black Salaam Aleikum

Obama to Ahmadinejad: Kiss my Big Black Salaam Aleikum

President select Ahmadinejad and his mullah mafia are doing their best to try and distract iranians from the stolen election. They have even nominated Mir Mousavi for the Nobel Peace Prize. Another of the ruses being played by the ruling class is the...
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Funny story:  Gov Sanford Diagnosed with King David Complex

Gov Sanford Diagnosed with King David Complex

Philanderers when caught often admit to the unsightly little slugs that they are and then take their medicine like good fellas and wait till the wifey quits her Lysistrata. There is one brand of infidel that has been found to become more grandios...
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Funny story:  More Media Coverage for Michael Jackson than 9/11

More Media Coverage for Michael Jackson than 9/11

New York, NY - A research study conducted by the Kinsling Institute has proven that Michael Jackson's death has received more media coverage than 9/11. Scott Rieber, one of the journalists involved in the study, said, "You have to understand, more...
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Funny story:  Mexico Welcomes Illegal American Immigrants after Cap and Trade Tax

Mexico Welcomes Illegal American Immigrants after Cap and Trade Tax

Mexico City, MX: In a reversal of their immigration policy, the Mexican government now welcomes all illegal Americans who enter Mexico. Temporary housing will also be provided to the newcomers. Following the passage of the "Cap and Trade Tax" by t...
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Funny story:  iPods to Protect Against Bad Music

iPods to Protect Against Bad Music

New York, NY - Amid reports that the next generation iPods will protect users' hearing by automatically adjusting volume, a lesser-known feature has been leaked to the media. According to an Apple employee who wishes to remain anonymous for her safe...
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