Funny story:  Belgian Girl with Face Tattooed Now Pregnant

Belgian Girl with Face Tattooed Now Pregnant

A Belgian teen girl who went to a tattoo parlour to have 3 little stars tattooed near her left eye and woke up with 56 stars tattooed on her face is now reported to be pregnant. The girl said she gave a boy in a club permission to kiss her three t...
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Funny story:  E-Buy Trek Marred By Sat Nav Disaster

E-Buy Trek Marred By Sat Nav Disaster

Today, a reputable E-Buy customer who went to collect some radiator covers in Berkshire, narrowly averted disaster following a tape measure failure and a sat-nav nightmare. Problem number one originated with a sat-nav error which resulted in the h...
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Funny story:  Baby Federer due to make Men's Finals Centre Court debut!

Baby Federer due to make Men's Finals Centre Court debut!

Wimbledon - (ReUterus & Epidural Ass Mess): Mrs Roger Federer has hinted heavily that the imminent arrival of little Roger Federer Junior is scheduled for some time around 3pm on Sunday 5th July in the VIP enclosure of Wimbledon's Centre Court.
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Funny story:  N Korea's top new spook gobsmacked by UK charity shops OAP espionage web

N Korea's top new spook gobsmacked by UK charity shops OAP espionage web

Pyongyang - (AssoCIAted Lucy Liu Mess): He thought he was inheriting the running of a virile James Bond-like army of precision-trained high tech espionage professionals. But his week North Korea's newest Spookmaster General Kim Jong-un, youngest s...
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Funny story:  Baldness calculator has millions of hits in a day.

Baldness calculator has millions of hits in a day.

'Herr Hair' is a new calculator launched by a German company to predict the amounts of hair loss and more importantly, when and what rate. Programme users are asked to state their age, marital status, occupation, if there is any history of hair lo...
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Funny story:  Nonagenarian New York DA Morgenthau nails Craigslist Rapist and 'demonic' assistant

Nonagenarian New York DA Morgenthau nails Craigslist Rapist and 'demonic' assistant

New York - (Sordid Ass Mess): He'll be 90 at the end of next month but he's still The Big Apple's top dog when it comes to screwing over the felons, deviants, nutters and perverts that sully the benches of the Manhattan State Supreme Court. And th...
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Funny story:  Top 15 Rejected Names For Captain D's

Top 15 Rejected Names For Captain D's

The Top 15 Rejected Names Before Captain D's Was Selected! 15. Fish & Chimps 14. The Croaked Carp 13. Hot Greasy Grouper 12. The Bigger Figure 11. The Bait Mate 10. Some Bad Chad 9. Heart Attack Jack Mack 8. Flounders Keepers 7. Captain P's 6. Big Nutty Eel 5. I Like Pike 4. Pegleg's Perch 3. Bigass Bass 2. Holy Mackerel 1. Amazing Grease...
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Funny story:  San Francisco Carnage:  D.C. Metro Copycat Crashes BART Train

San Francisco Carnage: D.C. Metro Copycat Crashes BART Train

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - The horrific Metro crash in Washington D.C. was virtually replayed in San Francisco today when an underground BART train headed for downtown smashed into the rear of another at the height of evening rush hour, injuring scores of c...
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Funny story:  Zac Efron Joins Cast Of Sexy Thriller

Zac Efron Joins Cast Of Sexy Thriller

Zac Efron has apparently decided to drop the musicals and do some more serious acting. He's even considering dropping girlfriend, Vanessa, because every time they are seen together people will link them together as in "High School Musical". Zac ha...
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Funny story:  'The Scream', starring Maria Sharapova, opened in cinemas today in London

'The Scream', starring Maria Sharapova, opened in cinemas today in London

Stunning film actress Maria Sharapova's latest film 'The Scream' opened in cinemas in London today, and was met with mixed reviews from audiences and critics alike. The movie is a horror story set in a ruined castle in Wimbledon, where the tall an...
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Funny story:  Britain Tops World League - AGAIN!

Britain Tops World League - AGAIN!

For the second time in less than a week, plucky little Great Britain has taken the top spot in a world league. Following our triumph in the Worst Enemy Of Iran finals we have once again planted the leather in the back of the net. We are the Wor...
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Funny story:  No 10 battens down the hatches as crazed  ABN Amro banker 'vanishes with AK-47s'

No 10 battens down the hatches as crazed ABN Amro banker 'vanishes with AK-47s'

London - (Rioters): UK Prime Monster Gorgon Brown has been moved to a secure, padded-wall facility following reports that mad-as-hell ABN Amro banker Huibert Boumeester has escaped from his high-tech Canary Wharf (B)lair, armed with a cache of loaded...
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Funny story:  McDonald's set to Crack Down on Free Drink Refills

McDonald's set to Crack Down on Free Drink Refills

Due to the bad economy, more people have been engaging in random "drink sniping". What exactly is "drink sniping?" It's street for people who are not legally entitled to a free complimentary refill at their local McDonald's. According to McDonald's e...
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Funny story:  Adam Lambert Buys The San Diego Chargers

Adam Lambert Buys The San Diego Chargers

SAN DIEGO - American Idol's Adam Lambert has just finalized a deal to purchase the National Football League's San Diego Chargers. Adam said that he remembers watching his favorite player Dan Fouts quarterbacking the Chargers when he was a little b...
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Funny story:  Adam Lambert Named As New Miss California

Adam Lambert Named As New Miss California

First, Miss California, USA Carrie Prejean, who stirred up a hornet's nest of controversy when she said gays shouldn't be allowed to marry, and got the word from pageant head Donald Trump was replaced by runner-up, Tami Farrell. But Trump and othe...
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Funny story:  Apple in Hot Water As iPhone Goes Wrong

Apple in Hot Water As iPhone Goes Wrong

A man who bought the new 'Bath-o-Matic' software for his iPhone is extremely angry as the gadget went wrong on the first attempt. Millionaire, Sir Christopher Plumber spoke to In Seine News from his luxury six bedroom mansion in Shropshire and exp...
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Funny story:  Arnold Schwarzenegger says, "Come to my Pampered Chef party!"

Arnold Schwarzenegger says, "Come to my Pampered Chef party!"

We all know that Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger's state of California has been experiencing it's share of economic woes in recent months. There are far too many to list, but now he has come up with a revolutionary new idea designed to combat his stat...
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Funny story:  Sotomayor: Wise Latina Woman Better than Horse's Ass

Sotomayor: Wise Latina Woman Better than Horse's Ass

Supreme Court nominee, Sonia Sotomayor, has spoken out for years about how her experiences as a Latina woman have influenced her decisions as a judge. "I would hope that a wise Latina woman with the richness of her experiences with a whole different...
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Funny story:  Man hanging off cliff due to surge in migrants gaining British passports

Man hanging off cliff due to surge in migrants gaining British passports

It was reported last night that a man was in critical danger when he was found hanging off the white cliffs of Dover. The man in his 50's and allegedly from North London, is said to have been literally pushed out of his town by the sheer size of...
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Funny story:  Britney Spears confirms series of concerts at deaf institutes nationwide

Britney Spears confirms series of concerts at deaf institutes nationwide

American singer Britney Spears has confirmed a concert tour of 24 venues around the UK. Currently the world's most famous mime artist, she will be following in the footsteps of famous French mime artist Marcel Marceau, and will be appearing at ins...
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Funny story:  Detroit To Be Dismantled And Moved To Chicago.

Detroit To Be Dismantled And Moved To Chicago.

What was left of the city of Detroit was dismantled and shipped to Illinois this week. The Motor City, long beset by declines in the automotive industry and general economy, has given up the ghost as a separate city entity and will be rebuilt as...
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Funny story:  Bald Headed Man Attacked By Cat

Bald Headed Man Attacked By Cat

Memphis Tn - Completely bald Cletus Presley was today recovering in hospital in Memphis after being savagely attacked by his own pet cat. The cat, named Duke, after the late actor John Wayne was described by neighbors as being an ornery critter.
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Funny story:  Hull City To Sign Michael Owen?

Hull City To Sign Michael Owen?

In a daring move, Hull City manager Phil Brown announced last night that the club are hoping to sign out of contract Newcastle United and England striker Michael Owen. The player has recently been touting his CV around Premier League clubs, but no...
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Funny story:  Little Debbie Markets Cream Pies

Little Debbie Markets Cream Pies

Dessert treats madam Little Debbie has announced the release of a new snack treat: Little Debbie's Cream Pies. Little Debbies has been struggling to compete in the dessert treat market in the second great depression. The usual fruit pies and chocolat...
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Funny story:  Senator Ensign Apologises to US Congressional Adulterers' Club

Senator Ensign Apologises to US Congressional Adulterers' Club

Senator John Ensign who has made a self-righteous career of denouncing colleagues' sexual sins, made his own big boo boo with a family friend and campaign follower. Ensign appeared before the US Congressional Adulterers' Club to submit his confession...
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Funny story:  Chris Brown Restrained 10 feet from Rihanna: No Prob Claims the Rapstar's Gangsta Girlie

Chris Brown Restrained 10 feet from Rihanna: No Prob Claims the Rapstar's Gangsta Girlie

Abusive Rapstar Chris Brown was dealt a severe sentence in his domestic violence charges, according to gangsta rap website beatenmabiatch.bruse. The court banned Brown from within fity feet publically and ten feet privately and commercially from his...
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Funny story:  Astronauts Complain of UFO and Alien Spying

Astronauts Complain of UFO and Alien Spying

Female astronauts aboard the International Space station have been complaining that they have no privacy from the spying eyes of UFOs according to NASA documents leaked to the media. "Every time I get undressed for bed one of those UFO things is p...
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