Jan Gillingham stated that it started innocently enough with just her friend Francine and herself out walking and doing some window shopping.
"We were mostly talking about her kids when all at once I saw Francine stop and look past me at the windo...
In a test case in the courts a boy aged seven is taking his parents to court over carelessness in the choice of his first name.
"It cames as quite a shock when we received the summons explaining what was happening"said Mr Fyle from Newcastle. "I m...
Top world economic analysts have concluded that the recession is over after a research carried on by US' Merril Lynch and UK's HBOS.
The study at Merril Lynch was based on the number of condoms sold in the US since March this year. It turned out t...
With the inauguration of the new Acropolis Museum, increased international pressure is being exerted upon the British government to return the "Elgin Marbles." These works of art appropriated from the Parthenon by Lord Elgin, a British diplomat, in...
TEHRAN, Iran - Clips circulating on Reuters and Breitbart show several college-age Iranian protesters tossing around what appear to be rolls of toilet paper around the trees, fences, and roof of the estate of Iranian President Ahmadinejad.
The I...
HONOLULU, HI - The state of Hawaii unilaterally launched a missile at North Korea today, apparently as a preemptive measure against the DPRK's planned launch. Hawaii's launch was apparently carried out without the aid of the US military because, acc...
Robert Pattinson's old girlfriend Melissa Huckaby, who sang the song "I'm every woman" by Witney Huston in the Tyra Banks show, is violently attacked in prison by man hungry lesbians.
In a television interview Melisa Huckaby claims she was brutal...
As expenses scandal after expenses scandal rocked the nation, with politicians falling over themselves to deny any wrongdoing before either resigning or being sacked, the Royal Family's selection committee decided not to reselect Princes Charles, Har...
Dolly Parton, known for her tremendous voice, chest and honesty says that today's young ladies in the entertainment business know almost nothing about "Business".
"I get so tired of these little girls in grown-up, enhanced bodies show their ass an...
HAVANA - Cuban President Raul Castro (Fidel's brother) and North Korean Democratic Republic Leader Kim Jong Il have agreed to a trade agreement.
The two world leaders met in a highly private meeting over the weekend at a Motel 6 in International F...
A man who was reading news items on a satire and parody news website called TheSpoof.com has spoken of a sensual awakening after exploring his genome and discovering himself.
Albert Jones, 62, of Carmarthen, was reading a story on the website when...
SAN DIEGO, CA - Security guards at San Diego's popular Fashion Alley Shopping Mall had a tough time separating Carrie Prejean and Adam Lambert early Sunday afternoon when a verbal spat between the two became physical.
The outdoor food court of Fas...
The British Parliament, reeling under the MP expenses scandal has decided to hit back at an ungrateful public electorate by banning toast, particularly toasted sandwiches, or 'toasties' as they are known.
One MP, Helmut Dagger (CON) told us:
"P...
20 October 2009, WASHINGTON D.C. - After the subprime mortgage crisis following the bursting of the housing bubble, credit crunch and the consequent banking crisis which has resulted in economic slowdown all over the world, a fresh crisis has hit the...
Nipple, the cell phone manufacturer today announced its new CGI phone, which it is thought will make life much simpler for serial killers.
The phone, which uses biometric body scanning technology enables potential serial killers to pick out victim...
The final match of the season at Playwell Park between Skullface United and Brokeback Rovers in the local Sunday League predictably ended in trouble.
Brokeback winger, Alan Spanner, who arrived at the game with a bad hangover was sidelined chuckin...
No one would have believed that in the early part of of the 21st century, a woman would have kept her identity a secret for so long. Now the identity of the 'Stig' is to be revealed on the long-running BBC series, for petrolheads,'Top Gear'.
It ha...
Argentinian striker Carlos Tevez today turned down a lucrative five year contract with Manchester United after the club had agreed to meet his owner's financial demands, preferring instead a deal to move to Manchester City!
Outraged United fans co...
Teen heart throb Rob Pattinson, star of Twilight was today hurt after being chased by a mob of excitable teens into the path of an oncoming taxi in New York City.
The cab driver braked, but the vehicle struck the twenty three year old star in the...
Radio show host Ryan Seacrest was easily spotted with Lindsay Lohan by the paparazzi taking Lohan back to her home in L.A. after being seen out partying with her Saturday night.
One photographer on the scene reported, "It was too much like shootin...
Scientists across the globe are proud to announce that after hundreds of billions of dollars of funding, they finally discovered that one add one is actually three.
The political leaders are now going to extensively teach children this new mathema...
Stonehenge, England - A record number of hairy, Celtic-tattooed, pierce-faced, dreadlocked new-age idiots with skinny dogs on strings gathered at Stonehenge for the summer solstice this year. Roads were gridlocked with rusty transit vans, and the sme...
ANCHORAGE, KY - Better Ingredients, Better Pizza... and now, it would seem Poppa's also Got a Brand New Bag.
After years of intense artificial and natural tanning, John Schnatter, Poppa Johnny's Pizza founder and pitchman, decided to ditch his dam...
News just in reveals that Iranian spiritual leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei has declared a global Jihad on US President Barack Obama, following his appearance on an American television where he demonstrated his fly swatting abilities.
The Iranian l...
Pine Knot TN - Celebrity writers for TheSpoof.com, Morse and BuckwheatsButt, passed through town last week to take advantage of local hunting this part of the state is famous for.
While both Morse and Buckwheat are veterans, Buck is a seasoned hun...
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - It's been just over a year since John Q. Tickenbaum, 39, watched Pushing the Human Body's Limits on Discovery's Channel, but he claims the program fundamentally changed his way of thinking about stress and anger, ultimately transf...
Washington DC: The first day of two days of testimony before the Federal Trade Commission (FTC) has been completed. At issue is whether the nation's trial lawyers should be allowed to continue to advertise certain specific services on broadcast tele...