Funny story:  Vibrator Causing Wife To Completely Lose It

Vibrator Causing Wife To Completely Lose It

Jan Gillingham stated that it started innocently enough with just her friend Francine and herself out walking and doing some window shopping. "We were mostly talking about her kids when all at once I saw Francine stop and look past me at the windo...
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Funny story:  Boy sues parents over name

Boy sues parents over name

In a test case in the courts a boy aged seven is taking his parents to court over carelessness in the choice of his first name. "It cames as quite a shock when we received the summons explaining what was happening"said Mr Fyle from Newcastle. "I m...
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Funny story:  New research: the world recession is over

New research: the world recession is over

Top world economic analysts have concluded that the recession is over after a research carried on by US' Merril Lynch and UK's HBOS. The study at Merril Lynch was based on the number of condoms sold in the US since March this year. It turned out t...
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Funny story:  Tony Blair supports return of Elgin "Marbles"

Tony Blair supports return of Elgin "Marbles"

With the inauguration of the new Acropolis Museum, increased international pressure is being exerted upon the British government to return the "Elgin Marbles." These works of art appropriated from the Parthenon by Lord Elgin, a British diplomat, in...
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Funny story:  Iranian Protesters Toilet Paper Ahmadinejad's House

Iranian Protesters Toilet Paper Ahmadinejad's House

TEHRAN, Iran - Clips circulating on Reuters and Breitbart show several college-age Iranian protesters tossing around what appear to be rolls of toilet paper around the trees, fences, and roof of the estate of Iranian President Ahmadinejad. The I...
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Funny story:  Hawaii Launches Missile at North Korea

Hawaii Launches Missile at North Korea

HONOLULU, HI - The state of Hawaii unilaterally launched a missile at North Korea today, apparently as a preemptive measure against the DPRK's planned launch. Hawaii's launch was apparently carried out without the aid of the US military because, acc...
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Funny story:  Robert Pattinson's Old Girlfriend Is Attacked

Robert Pattinson's Old Girlfriend Is Attacked

Robert Pattinson's old girlfriend Melissa Huckaby, who sang the song "I'm every woman" by Witney Huston in the Tyra Banks show, is violently attacked in prison by man hungry lesbians. In a television interview Melisa Huckaby claims she was brutal...
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Funny story:  Princes Charles, Harry, William, Andrew and Edward not to face reselection for next year's Royal positions

Princes Charles, Harry, William, Andrew and Edward not to face reselection for next year's Royal positions

As expenses scandal after expenses scandal rocked the nation, with politicians falling over themselves to deny any wrongdoing before either resigning or being sacked, the Royal Family's selection committee decided not to reselect Princes Charles, Har...
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Funny story:  Dolly Parton Opens Up With Both Barrels

Dolly Parton Opens Up With Both Barrels

Dolly Parton, known for her tremendous voice, chest and honesty says that today's young ladies in the entertainment business know almost nothing about "Business". "I get so tired of these little girls in grown-up, enhanced bodies show their ass an...
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Funny story:  North Korea To Set Up A Missile Launching Pad In Cuba

North Korea To Set Up A Missile Launching Pad In Cuba

HAVANA - Cuban President Raul Castro (Fidel's brother) and North Korean Democratic Republic Leader Kim Jong Il have agreed to a trade agreement. The two world leaders met in a highly private meeting over the weekend at a Motel 6 in International F...
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Funny story:  Man Explores His Genome And Discovers Himself

Man Explores His Genome And Discovers Himself

A man who was reading news items on a satire and parody news website called TheSpoof.com has spoken of a sensual awakening after exploring his genome and discovering himself. Albert Jones, 62, of Carmarthen, was reading a story on the website when...
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Funny story:  Adam Lambert, Carrie Prejean Catfight Turns Heads in Fashion Alley

Adam Lambert, Carrie Prejean Catfight Turns Heads in Fashion Alley

SAN DIEGO, CA - Security guards at San Diego's popular Fashion Alley Shopping Mall had a tough time separating Carrie Prejean and Adam Lambert early Sunday afternoon when a verbal spat between the two became physical. The outdoor food court of Fas...
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Funny story:  Toasted Sandwiches To Be Outlawed Under New Legislation

Toasted Sandwiches To Be Outlawed Under New Legislation

The British Parliament, reeling under the MP expenses scandal has decided to hit back at an ungrateful public electorate by banning toast, particularly toasted sandwiches, or 'toasties' as they are known. One MP, Helmut Dagger (CON) told us: "P...
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Funny story:  World plunges into 'Illegal Downloading' crisis

World plunges into 'Illegal Downloading' crisis

20 October 2009, WASHINGTON D.C. - After the subprime mortgage crisis following the bursting of the housing bubble, credit crunch and the consequent banking crisis which has resulted in economic slowdown all over the world, a fresh crisis has hit the...
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Funny story:  New High Tech Phone To Make Life Easier For Serial Killers

New High Tech Phone To Make Life Easier For Serial Killers

Nipple, the cell phone manufacturer today announced its new CGI phone, which it is thought will make life much simpler for serial killers. The phone, which uses biometric body scanning technology enables potential serial killers to pick out victim...
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Funny story:  Trouble Mars Sunday League Match

Trouble Mars Sunday League Match

The final match of the season at Playwell Park between Skullface United and Brokeback Rovers in the local Sunday League predictably ended in trouble. Brokeback winger, Alan Spanner, who arrived at the game with a bad hangover was sidelined chuckin...
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Funny story:  The Stig revealed: a woman!

The Stig revealed: a woman!

No one would have believed that in the early part of of the 21st century, a woman would have kept her identity a secret for so long. Now the identity of the 'Stig' is to be revealed on the long-running BBC series, for petrolheads,'Top Gear'. It ha...
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Funny story:  Tevez Turns United Deal Down, Opts For City It Seems

Tevez Turns United Deal Down, Opts For City It Seems

Argentinian striker Carlos Tevez today turned down a lucrative five year contract with Manchester United after the club had agreed to meet his owner's financial demands, preferring instead a deal to move to Manchester City! Outraged United fans co...
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Funny story:  Twilight Star Rob Pattinson Hit By NYC Taxi

Twilight Star Rob Pattinson Hit By NYC Taxi

Teen heart throb Rob Pattinson, star of Twilight was today hurt after being chased by a mob of excitable teens into the path of an oncoming taxi in New York City. The cab driver braked, but the vehicle struck the twenty three year old star in the...
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Funny story:  Announcing: The Lohan, Seacrest Publicity Stunt

Announcing: The Lohan, Seacrest Publicity Stunt

Radio show host Ryan Seacrest was easily spotted with Lindsay Lohan by the paparazzi taking Lohan back to her home in L.A. after being seen out partying with her Saturday night. One photographer on the scene reported, "It was too much like shootin...
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Funny story:  1+1 is 3

1+1 is 3

Scientists across the globe are proud to announce that after hundreds of billions of dollars of funding, they finally discovered that one add one is actually three. The political leaders are now going to extensively teach children this new mathema...
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Funny story:  Record Numbers Of Scum Gather At Stonehenge for Solstice

Record Numbers Of Scum Gather At Stonehenge for Solstice

Stonehenge, England - A record number of hairy, Celtic-tattooed, pierce-faced, dreadlocked new-age idiots with skinny dogs on strings gathered at Stonehenge for the summer solstice this year. Roads were gridlocked with rusty transit vans, and the sme...
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Funny story:  John Schnatter's Face Made Into Fine Leather Handbag

John Schnatter's Face Made Into Fine Leather Handbag

ANCHORAGE, KY - Better Ingredients, Better Pizza... and now, it would seem Poppa's also Got a Brand New Bag. After years of intense artificial and natural tanning, John Schnatter, Poppa Johnny's Pizza founder and pitchman, decided to ditch his dam...
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Funny story:  Jihad declared by Iran on fly swatting US President

Jihad declared by Iran on fly swatting US President

News just in reveals that Iranian spiritual leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei has declared a global Jihad on US President Barack Obama, following his appearance on an American television where he demonstrated his fly swatting abilities. The Iranian l...
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Funny story:  Buck and Morse Go Hunting for Monkey Woods

Buck and Morse Go Hunting for Monkey Woods

Pine Knot TN - Celebrity writers for TheSpoof.com, Morse and BuckwheatsButt, passed through town last week to take advantage of local hunting this part of the state is famous for. While both Morse and Buckwheat are veterans, Buck is a seasoned hun...
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Funny story:  Angry Man Lives Life to Fullest, Thanks to Television

Angry Man Lives Life to Fullest, Thanks to Television

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - It's been just over a year since John Q. Tickenbaum, 39, watched Pushing the Human Body's Limits on Discovery's Channel, but he claims the program fundamentally changed his way of thinking about stress and anger, ultimately transf...
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Funny story:  FTC Considers Banning Trial Lawyer Television Advertisements

FTC Considers Banning Trial Lawyer Television Advertisements

Washington DC: The first day of two days of testimony before the Federal Trade Commission (FTC) has been completed. At issue is whether the nation's trial lawyers should be allowed to continue to advertise certain specific services on broadcast tele...
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