Funny story:  Pope schmoozes Austrian church after incest nutter Fritzl furore

Pope schmoozes Austrian church after incest nutter Fritzl furore

Amstetten, Austria - (Tunnel Visionary Mess): Pope Joe Ratzinger has 'bent over backwards' to appease disgust and dismay among his senior Austrian gofers in the aftermath of a public outcry about an underground tunnel between the Vatican and Amstett...
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Funny story:  Vegetarians behind 99% of greenhouse gases

Vegetarians behind 99% of greenhouse gases

London - (Methane Ass Mess): Killer global warming emissions from bean-guzzling, flesh-eschewing, veggie-nutters like Paul McCartney are melting more glaciers and displacing more polar bears/Emperor King penguins than the entire combined exhausts' ou...
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Funny story:  Ahmadinejad Wins Florida

Ahmadinejad Wins Florida

Besides Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has also been declared the winner of Florida. Bingo! Holding the four-way Presidential election in Iran, a run off election was expected between the two top finalists, however since Ahmadinejad won in a landslide, h...
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Funny story:  AT & T Asks Congress For Bailout Of Telegraph Division

AT & T Asks Congress For Bailout Of Telegraph Division

AT & T say they may go to only the telephone part of their company unless congress approves their request for help for their sinking telegraph division. "Both the Congo and Somalia say they are interested in purchasing the telegraph division b...
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Funny story:  Iranian Riot Police Brutally Attacked By Tehran Troublemakers

Iranian Riot Police Brutally Attacked By Tehran Troublemakers

Horrendous scenes unfolding in Iranian capital Tehran, where we believe foreign journalists are being thrown out of the country, especially that bloke from Sky, who seems to attract trouble like a magnet. Violence flared as thousands of followers...
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Funny story:  Chastity Bono To Appear Nude In PlayMister Magazine

Chastity Bono To Appear Nude In PlayMister Magazine

BEVERLY HILLS - Cher Bono's little daughter, 40-year-old Chastity has agreed to do a "Before and After Layout Spread" in PlayMister Men's Magazine. PlayMister's editor Terzolino Atwater stated that it will definitely be a first for his magazine wh...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus Learns Karate

Miley Cyrus Learns Karate

Miley Cyrus is learning karate at the Chang Karate school in New Jersey in the event she is placed in prison with voracious lesbians. "I am learning karate because I fear that one day I might end up in prison and I don't want to get attacked by d...
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Funny story:  Broadband Revolution

Broadband Revolution

Culture Secretary Ben Bradshaw has announced that every landline customer in the UK has volunteered to pay 50 pence per month per line to fund the expansion of Broadband service to Digital Britain. "Stap me"! Prime Minister Gordon Brown was heard...
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Funny story:  Lily Allen confesses "I'm not a nice person"

Lily Allen confesses "I'm not a nice person"

Lily Allen has finally admitted to what everyone has known all along, that she's a nasty bitch. "I know I say a lot of things about people that can be sharp edged. But that's only because I'm a nasty, poisonous person. There's no other reason."...
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Funny story:  Lindsay Lohan Posts Topless Pic On Twitter

Lindsay Lohan Posts Topless Pic On Twitter

Lindsay Lohan has need of your attention. She is not being noticed, even after apparently getting so desperate for attention that she's stole some jewelry at a photo shoot to make it onto the news. Now she's placed a topless photo on Twitter. A...
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Funny story:  Spoof writer heading for Tehran

Spoof writer heading for Tehran

An unnamed Spoof writer was last night heading for Iran's capital Tehran in a vain bid to get taken hostage by some Iranian girls who he thinks look "a bit hot" even with their headscarves on. This valiant bid at pan global relations was dealt a c...
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Funny story:  Global recession - All A Mistake

Global recession - All A Mistake

World Bank boss Robert Zoellick called a press conference this morning. The gathering of financial journalists from around the world was astonished to hear him announce that the global recession happened because of a simple mistake. He went on...
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Funny story:  Israel offer their best friends "Palestine" a super deal for their new state!

Israel offer their best friends "Palestine" a super deal for their new state!

Israeli Prime minister Netanyahu proudly announced to the world that they are willing to accept a Palestinian State as their neighbours. While the announcement may seem like a surprise about turn by the Israeli government, they will only accept th...
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Funny story:  Laporta Dazed and Confused

Laporta Dazed and Confused

Barcelona FC president, Joan Laporta, continues to be dazed and confused over the recent player acquisitions of perennial archrival Real Madrid. Over the weekend, Laporta was seen at the Montmeló race circuit witnessing how staunch Barça supporter...
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Funny story:  Queen Caught in Gardening Plot

Queen Caught in Gardening Plot

London (FTB newswire) The underground website Hack in the Box confessed this week that one of it's members had infiltrated the U.S. Governments most secure network. A hacker known as "k0mrade" claims he broke into the ultra top secret National Securi...
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Funny story:  President Obama's Half-Brother, George H.W. Obama Writes Book

President Obama's Half-Brother, George H.W. Obama Writes Book

Another Obama relative has a book deal. A memoir by George H.W. Obama, the president's half brother and a resident of Crawford, Kenya will be published by Simon & Garfinkle in January 2010. George H.W. Obama, 27, shares the same father with his f...
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Funny story:  Ten Members of House of Lords Stricken With Food Poisoning

Ten Members of House of Lords Stricken With Food Poisoning

London, UK - A family who donated their deceased father's liver to medical science is sadden by the news that it ended up on the buffet table of the House Of Lords as a pâté during the Queen's birthday celebrations, causing ten members to become viol...
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Funny story:  Piers Morgan Poses Nude - Susan Boyle Goes Batty

Piers Morgan Poses Nude - Susan Boyle Goes Batty

London, UK - Irresistably studly Britain's Got Talent judge, Piers Morgan, has revealed himself naked with only a towel covering his nether lands and a gold medallion on a chain hanging from his neck; all of this as a result of an advertising campaig...
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Funny story:  Recession: Civil Servants "Will Be Forced to Eat Each Other"

Recession: Civil Servants "Will Be Forced to Eat Each Other"

London, EN - The Chartered Institute of Human Resources People has issued a chilling warning over job losses in the Public Sector. Up to 5 million civil servants and council workers could lose their jobs over the next five years. This may lead to can...
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Funny story:  Demi Moore Bush Pic To Be Included With Windows 7

Demi Moore Bush Pic To Be Included With Windows 7

Las Vegas, NV. - Announced to day at the demiannual convention of Computer Software Pirates and Code Buccaneers, Mr. Xiao So Ping stated that Windows 7; The Blue Version, shall included a picture of Demi Moore in her birthday suit standing beside for...
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Funny story:  Update: Swine Flu reaches 42

Update: Swine Flu reaches 42

Swine Flu now reaches 42 in the small community of Pertia. The most recent two cases were a 102 year old long-time retired pensioner who got Swine Flu in his apartment complex from another sick Swine Flu victim who stays next to his apartment roo...
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Funny story:  Prime Minister says "Elections are bad for democracy"

Prime Minister says "Elections are bad for democracy"

Prime Minister Gordon Brown has revealed his strategy for taking the United Kingdom forward into a new age of prosperity and good fortune. Pointing to recent election results for the European Parliament and English local government, he points out...
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Funny story:  Update: Swine Flu Toll reaches 17

Update: Swine Flu Toll reaches 17

The Swine Flu Toll for Pertia is now 17. 12 new cases have been discovered in the past two hours when it was announced that the toll was just five."> The most recent cases are a 5 year old Prep student at Pertia Primary School, a 6 year old boy, a...
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Funny story:  Swine Flu Toll in Pertia reaches 5

Swine Flu Toll in Pertia reaches 5

The Swine Flu Toll in Pertia has now reached 5 after a recent case was discovered. The latest case was an 18 year old Year 12 student at Pertia Secondary College. During classtime hours at 12 noon, all students were at class and the 18 year old gi...
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Funny story:  Newly found Pertia Town has had a bad 2009!

Newly found Pertia Town has had a bad 2009!

The newly found Pertia Town was a found town in 1979, which is located near Wellington, New Zealand and it is 8806 km². It was always known as the 'happy town'. Nothing ever went wrong there until the year 2009 approached. The first drama was the...
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Funny story:  Obama Appoints Czar-Czar

Obama Appoints Czar-Czar

WASHINGTON -- The Obama administration today named Mr. William Stokes, as its czar on czars to police the many czars in the administration. Meanwhile, Republicans urged new laws to impose limits on the number of czars the President may appoint in...
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Funny story:  Feds to Tax Imaginary Friends

Feds to Tax Imaginary Friends

If you have, or have ever had an imaginary friend, be prepared to pay even more in federal taxes. Seeking to find ways to increase imaginary revenue, congress has passed, and the president will sign, legislation designed to find them, and tax you on...
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Funny story:  Chastity Bono to Play with CaCa, Ronaldo on Real Madrid

Chastity Bono to Play with CaCa, Ronaldo on Real Madrid

Real Madrid has been assembling a collection of the most manly men in Europenis footballs in the history of the sport. Once they acquired the behind guard CaCa, most experts thought the team would be undefeatable. The recent purchase of Cristiano Ron...
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Funny story:  Willow, Bristol and Sarah Palin in Wild Sex Romp with School Principal

Willow, Bristol and Sarah Palin in Wild Sex Romp with School Principal

Satire writer NickFun expressed regret at writing the above headline this afternoon from his home office near Los Angeles. "That just didn't happen. I don't know what got into me", Fun stated. "I don't even know the Palins. I deeply apologize t...
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Funny story:  Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan Score Surprisingly Low on Paparazzi IQ Contest

Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan Score Surprisingly Low on Paparazzi IQ Contest

Gossip columnists, paparazzi and exploiters of the undeserving rich and infamous have established a foundation to test the intelligence quotient of the many poor bastards that are constantly hounded and persecuted for their supposed star power.Many a...
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Funny story:  Foxer Knockers Voted Best Bust Among Italian Alleged Murderers

Foxer Knockers Voted Best Bust Among Italian Alleged Murderers

Foxy Knoxy may be the most cutthroat of the 2009 Exchange students in Italia. But that is by far not the only contest involving alleged murderesses and study abroad broads. The Italian Institute of Big Breasted Assassins has named Amanda Knox the acc...
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Funny story:  David Letterman drives Sarah Palin to join "The Vagina Monologues" 500?

David Letterman drives Sarah Palin to join "The Vagina Monologues" 500?

Anchorage, Alaska - In attempt to expand the Alaskan governess's horizons (or call her bluff), producers of "The Vagina Monologues" have invited Sarah Palin to perform in their show. If she accepts, Palin will read a scene from the play called: "...
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Funny story:  Director Martin Scorsese Sues Mascot Mr. Clean Over Trademark Bushy Eyebrows

Director Martin Scorsese Sues Mascot Mr. Clean Over Trademark Bushy Eyebrows

LOS ANGELES - Talk about giving the hairy eyeball! - In an unprecedented move last week, Academy Award-winning director Martin Scorsese filed criminal charges against popular household cleaning mascot Mr. Clean. Scorsese, 66, claimed that Clean, pres...
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Funny story:  New Anti Stab Knife: Asbo yob heads off to EU Courts for breach of human rights

New Anti Stab Knife: Asbo yob heads off to EU Courts for breach of human rights

Liverpool: Repeat offender and current Asbo world champion, Martin 'Divvy' Derek of Croxteth, Liverpool today announced he planned to go to the European Court of Human Rights after using one of the revolutionary new Anti Stab knives. THINK SAFETY...
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Funny story:  Sir Paul McCartney Battles With Rush Limbaugh Over Going Meatless

Sir Paul McCartney Battles With Rush Limbaugh Over Going Meatless

Sir Paul McCartney has been joined by his daughters Mary and Stella McCartney, Yoko Ono, Moby, Kate Bosworth and others as he launched his Meat Free Mondays campaign, that's already being protested by butchers everywhere. "It's hard enough to make...
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Funny story:  Obama Appoints Czar to Oversee Massachusetts Corruption & Patronage!

Obama Appoints Czar to Oversee Massachusetts Corruption & Patronage!

Boston,Ma/ The Boston Bugle - Saying" enough is enough", President Barry O'Bama, blood brother of Massachusetts Governor Deval "Cadillac" Patrick, today appointed a Czar to oversee patronage in the corrupt Irish/Italian Mafia State, thereby taking t...
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