Funny story:  Daniel Radcliffe Spotted With Adam Lambert

Daniel Radcliffe Spotted With Adam Lambert

It was a Paparazzi wet dream seeing two of today's hottest stars having dinner together at a New York City restaurant Sunday. "We decided to have a meal together and talk some things over", stated Lambert. "And since neither of us give a crock who...
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Funny story:  Palin-Pelosi Sex Scandal Behind Gov's Resignation

Palin-Pelosi Sex Scandal Behind Gov's Resignation

Washington, DC is in a state of shock today due to the revealation that House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin were caught with their pants down, so to speak, in a posh Georgetown hotel. The two were discovered by hotel detect...
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Funny story:  President Obama launches  his own lingerie business

President Obama launches his own lingerie business

President Obama has once again broken with tradition and expectations and launched his very own designer lingerie label. O-"bra"-ma is a range of brassieres which the President says should bring to ladies' underwear what he has brought to politics...
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Funny story:  The Dating Game #1

The Dating Game #1

Every day we are bombarded with polls and surveys that inform us 'how many people there are in the world' and 'how many males there are' and 'how many females there are' and 'how many single males there are' and 'how many single females there are' and 'how many single makes there are looking for love' and 'how many females there are looking for love' and so in this occasional series we will look a...
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Funny story:  Scientific Experiment

Scientific Experiment

A research team proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel. The exact size of which was unspecified. One member of the team precipitously descended, sustaining severe damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical structure. Subsequently the second member of...
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Funny story:  Plan Your Doomsday In Style

Plan Your Doomsday In Style

You have probably heard the buzz.. Doomsday is only 3 years and few months away, and it is going to be single biggest cataclysmic event of all time. Worldwide ticket brokers are already raking in massive reserve customer for potential hotspots, such the entire state of California, and Coconut Springs, Hawaii. When the big day comes, be sure that you arrive in the best of taste and style by followi...
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Funny story:  Ringo Wings Paul McCartney in Dual in the Desert

Ringo Wings Paul McCartney in Dual in the Desert

Las Vegas, Nv. - Former Beatles Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr were in town for a celebrity charity poker match to benefit down on their luck silver haired roadies when police said events got out of hand Tuesday at the Mirage casino. In the fina...
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Funny story:  Tina Turner Calls Steady Date Chris Brown "A Mama's Boy"

Tina Turner Calls Steady Date Chris Brown "A Mama's Boy"

Chris Brown, the 19-year-old R&B singer who is accused of attacking pop star girlfriend Rihanna and has recently been dating Tina Turner, has been calling Brown "Mama's Good Little Boy". "Chris knows I'm kidding because he can kick like a horn...
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Funny story:  Erin Andrews Peephole Video Found In Samantha Ronson's Backpack

Erin Andrews Peephole Video Found In Samantha Ronson's Backpack

Los Angeles, CA - The lost DVD that supposedly shows Erin Andrews nude through a peephole has been discovered in music pimping, Lindsey Lohan loving woman/boy Samantha Ronson's backpack. The bag was discovered at a local Los Angeles wave pool which S...
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Funny story:  American Idol Dumps Paula Abdul

American Idol Dumps Paula Abdul

HOLLYWOOD - An assistant to one of the producers of American Idol has stated that Paula Abdul will not be back for a ninth season of American Idol. Colleen Schembechler, 29, said that Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson, and Kara DioGuardi have all been g...
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Funny story:  Astronauts put the "Final" touches on ISS "Space Porch"

Astronauts put the "Final" touches on ISS "Space Porch"

Earth Orbit - Astronauts aboard the International Space Station (ISS) could hardly wait to put the final touches of their new extended platform dubbed, the "space porch" by adding a fly screen, lawn chairs and BBQ grill. "It gives the ISS that homely...
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Funny story:  California Has No More Money To Fight Forest Fires

California Has No More Money To Fight Forest Fires

SACRAMENTO - Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has informed the California Legislature that there is no money left in the Forest Fire Fighting Fund. The governor talking with beads of sweat forming on his forehead said that it is the most serious Cal...
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Funny story:  "Twilight" TV Series!

"Twilight" TV Series!

Teen heartthrobs Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner are to guest on the opening episode of the new "Twilight" movie spin-off series "Daylight" when it hits TV screens next summer, CBS confirmed today. The series, to be produced by X-Files Chris...
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Funny story:  Al Qaeda Nutritionist Says America Is Killing Itself

Al Qaeda Nutritionist Says America Is Killing Itself

Des Moines, IA - A nutritionist for Al Qaeda - those nasty muslim men, has stated that it is his firm belief that Americans are killing themselves with their diet and don't need any help from terrorists. Salaam Bal Aquami, former chef to the Presi...
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Funny story:  Hot Dog Wienermobile Involved In Hit and Run

Hot Dog Wienermobile Involved In Hit and Run

MOUNT PLEASANT, Wisconsin - The Mount Pleasant Police Department reported that the world-famous Oscar Meyer Wienermobile was involved in a hit and run accident. It seems that wienermobile driver Renwick Guggenheim of Muncie, Indiana was leaving Th...
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Funny story:  Runaway Weinermobile Crashes Into Trailer Park, Former President Slightly Injured

Runaway Weinermobile Crashes Into Trailer Park, Former President Slightly Injured

Sunday morning this sleepy little trailer park, Redneck Rollies Rollerbiles, in Redneck Valley, Tennessee was rudely awakened when the world famous Weinermobile lost control for the second time in three days and crashed into two trailers or mobile ho...
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Funny story:  Tennessee Man Murders 6 After Losing His Entry Form In 'Redneck Games'

Tennessee Man Murders 6 After Losing His Entry Form In 'Redneck Games'

Nashville, TN - A 30 year-old Tennessee man has been arrested after going on a killing spree. The man, Jacob Shaffer, has confessed to killing 6 people who were, according to him, '...instrumental in a conspiracy of obstructing,' his entry into the '...
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Funny story:  Selena Gomez Got a New BFF

Selena Gomez Got a New BFF

Tween star sensation Selena Gomez is not far behind with the number of BFF's she had during the last few years.Setting on to become a good BFF this year, she just recently got a new boy BFF and it none other the hearthrob 'JOE JONAS'. Want t...
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Funny story:  Tony Romo Has New Girlfriend: Octomom Kate Gosselin

Tony Romo Has New Girlfriend: Octomom Kate Gosselin

Tony Romo, one week after dumping Jessica Simpson, has been seen with a new woman: Octomom Kate Gosselin. The Dallas Cowboy quarterback and the mother of sextuplets (and star of the reality series Jon and Kate Plus Eight) were spotted hand in hand a...
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Funny story:  Ford stock soars as Chelfing Automotive announce takeover bid.

Ford stock soars as Chelfing Automotive announce takeover bid.

Ford's share price more than doubled today on the back of a speculative takeover bid by Japanese car giant Chelfing Automotive. Ford preferable preferential preference shares held steady at $5.60 for the 1st quarter of trading but spiked sharply t...
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Funny story:  Pope Quits:  Says One Billion Catholics Are Wrong

Pope Quits: Says One Billion Catholics Are Wrong

Pope Benedict resigned as Supreme Pontiff over one-billion Roman Catholics citing his desire to wed his long time valet, Augustus Longdongo. Vatican officials are in shock over the Pope's Sunday morning decision to resign. Papal Secretary of State...
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Funny story:  Michael Jackson's Mother To Release A Blues Compilation

Michael Jackson's Mother To Release A Blues Compilation

Los Angeles, CA - So far, perhaps the most devastated and distraught woman on the planet, Katherine Jackson, mother of the late entertainer, Michael Jackson, 'The King of Pop', has been keeping fairly quiet. All that is about to change however, as sh...
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Funny story:  Scientist to Set Clocks by Megan Fox Breasts

Scientist to Set Clocks by Megan Fox Breasts

Scientists studying the actress Megan Fox in the movie Transformers 2 have calculated that it is indeed possible to set the time to her jiggling breasts. The beautiful star's bountiful assets so impressed young, male heterosexual scientists that t...
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Funny story:  ACORN Buys ACLU and Greenpeace

ACORN Buys ACLU and Greenpeace

ACORN, the left wing organization that used voter registration fraud and strong arm tactics to help get Obama elected, has announced the purchase of two other terrorist organizations. The group is now the proud owners of the American Civil Liberties...
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Funny story:  Ass Bandito Arrested In Theft of Senator's Posterior

Ass Bandito Arrested In Theft of Senator's Posterior

Jorge Rafiella, 24, of Las Cruces, New Mexico, was arrested early today for the theft of Senator Robert C. Byrd's ass. New Mexico State Police, acting upon an annonymous tip, arrested Rafiella at the home of Isabella Spandau, Rafiella's maternal gra...
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Funny story:  Iran's Rough Son Johnny in 'grave doubts' election jibe

Iran's Rough Son Johnny in 'grave doubts' election jibe

Tehran - (Rioters): Former Iranian President Ali Akbar Hashemi Rafsanjani has flamed protest about Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's spurious general election results by voicing grave doubts about where all the bodies are buried. As the country's head of the...
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Funny story:  Mystery Goo May Have Originated In Sarah Palin's Bathtub

Mystery Goo May Have Originated In Sarah Palin's Bathtub

Anchorage, AK - A giant mass of goo has formed in the waters off of Anchorage and is now moving through the Chukchi Sea in Alaska. It is believed that the goo may have originated from the town of Wasilla, Alaska, a result of a hair rinse experiment g...
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Funny story:  Robert Pattinson Wasn't After Twilight Series Until He Met Kristen Stewart

Robert Pattinson Wasn't After Twilight Series Until He Met Kristen Stewart

News being sounded across the net Saturday was that Robert Pattinson had never heard of the Twilight books or that they were planning to turn them into movies, until he met Kristen Stewart. "I have to admit that all those rumors are true", stated...
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Funny story:  New Art Film Probably Best Worst Film They've Ever Seen

New Art Film Probably Best Worst Film They've Ever Seen

New Art Film Probably Best Worst Film They've Ever Seen Apparently it's two big toes up for Warren Shitslogs as his new art movies had judges looking around at each other. "This is really, really bad said one..perhaps the worst I've ever seen.
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Funny story:  Carla Bruni to sing for all France's state guests from now on.

Carla Bruni to sing for all France's state guests from now on.

French First Lady Carla Bruni will from now on sing at official dinners her husband, President Nicholas Sarkozy, is to host for visiting heads of state and royals. "The decision was taken because of the great success of Carla's ... oops pardon...
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Funny story:  "Entourage" cast wishes Zac Efron would just go away

"Entourage" cast wishes Zac Efron would just go away

HOLLYWOOD, California - Filming of an "Entourage" episode featuring Zac Efron was completed several agonizingly long weeks ago, but for some reason, the tween posterboy won't stop hanging around the set. Cast members of the popular series said the...
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Funny story:  Michael Jackson's Face Appears On Dog Turd

Michael Jackson's Face Appears On Dog Turd

Philadelphia PA-- The face of Michael Jackson miraculously appeared in a pile of dog shit in downtown Philadelphia today. Jackson's face--the one on the copy of 'Thriller--was on the top turd, staring up at the sky. The fat, juicy turd was curled...
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Funny story:  Postpartum Depression Unveiled!

Postpartum Depression Unveiled!

Without as of yet putting her hand on the Bible, yet to be sworn in Surgeon General Dr. Regina Benjamin nonetheless has already spearheaded a major breakthrough in women's health. Securing an advance on seed money provided by one of the many...
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Funny story:  Ascot Racecourse New rule causes riots

Ascot Racecourse New rule causes riots

There was a riot at Ascot racecourse yesterday under the most bizarre circumstances. New rules were brought in yesterday by the owners of Ascot racecourse that you could not use any of the toilets unless you were wearing a tie. A copy of the rule...
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Funny story:  Star Trek Convention chaos

Star Trek Convention chaos

There was absolute chaos at the Star Trek convention held in the USA on the banks of the Mississipi. All hell broke loose on the Enterprise river boat cruise when the character known as Khan blew a hole in the bottom of the boat and shouted "From Hells Hearth I spit at thee" A red alert was called and Kirk yelled out to Spock "we have got to save the ship do you hear me we have got to save the...
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Funny story:  Jesus, Elvis, Jackson - The three kings

Jesus, Elvis, Jackson - The three kings

Jesus Christ, Elvis Presley and Michael Jackson all had one thing in common they were all called Kings and in every case their fame and notoriety lead to their early deaths. Jesus was crucified by the Romans and Elvis Presley and Michael Jacksons fame led to drug abuse the main factor in their early deaths. Jesus made a blind man see some of the things Elvis did you did not want to hear and...
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Funny story:  Scarborough Fair not There

Scarborough Fair not There

The seaside town of Scarborough on the east coast of England near York no longer has a Fair which most people visiting the town for a holiday think is not fair. Years ago Scarborough attracted thousands of visitors every year and the fair was ver...
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Funny story:  Blackpool Beach Ban

Blackpool Beach Ban

Councillors in Blackpool have banned fat kids from riding the donkeys on Blackpool Beach. Any fat children weighing 22 stone or more will not be allowed on the donkeys for health and safety reasons. This follows an incident last week when a child...
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Funny story:  Hotel "Rubs Out" Three Italian Businessmen

Hotel "Rubs Out" Three Italian Businessmen

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Authorities are questioning employees of a San Francisco hotel after three Italian businessmen were found shot to death, then rolled up in rugs and disposed of in a dumpster out back after they complained the hotel's dress code re...
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Funny story:  Saving Money in Today's Economy

Saving Money in Today's Economy

It would appear that when it comes to saving money these days, many Americans are finding it increasingly hard to do. The government is so busy bailing out the corporations that they don't have time to help John Q. Public. Therefore, we've got to come up with a plan to help ourselves in these less than healthy economic times. Fortunately, Americans are very creative when it comes to solving pro...
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Funny story:  Glenn Beck Leads Cult

Glenn Beck Leads Cult

New York - It was confirmed today that Glenn Beck is indeed the founder and questionably charismatic leader of the political group known as The Inconvenient Cult. When confronted, Beck admitted that the people who tune in daily to his broadcasts are...
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Funny story:  Jessica Simpson Distraught Over Romo Breakup And Weinermobile Crash

Jessica Simpson Distraught Over Romo Breakup And Weinermobile Crash

Singer Jessica Simpson has finally decided to break her lengthy silence over her split with Dallas Cowboys Quarterback Tony Romo. Oddly, she also decided comment on the recent Oscar Mayer Weinermobile crash in a Wisconsin suburb. As she paced li...
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Funny story:  Michael Jackson Burn Video Released - Pepsi Surprised

Michael Jackson Burn Video Released - Pepsi Surprised

New York, NY - Pepsi, the company whose drink Michael Jackson was advertising when his burst into flames, is surprised that the footage of the event has been released and did not know where it came from. Said a spokesman for the corporation, "We c...
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Funny story:  Obama White House Bases Economic Recovery On Internet Searches

Obama White House Bases Economic Recovery On Internet Searches

I was watching television earlier (the news on one of the networks). On the bottom was the little crawler that gives you the brief story snippets. One of those said something to this effect: The White House announced today evidence that the economic downturn has stopped and is starting to swing the other direction. They base this on the fact that 1/4 as many people have "Googled" the term "e...
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Funny story:  Queen's Royal Order: Bury the Grandkids with Me When I Go

Queen's Royal Order: Bury the Grandkids with Me When I Go

In a shocking interview with the German magazine Der Spiegel, Queen Elizabeth has been quoted as saying it is her wish that Prince William and Prince Harry be buried with her when she dies. "They are truly lovely children, and I would miss them terri...
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Funny story:  Erin Andrews Peephole Video Observations

Erin Andrews Peephole Video Observations

Tampa, FL - The Erin Andrews Peephole video that is rumored to have made it to the internet may in fact be more disturbing than the 'Unknown Life Form In A North Carolina Sewer'. Witnesses of the video have stated that it contains very little of the...
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Funny story:  Search is Underway for Rich Americans

Search is Underway for Rich Americans

Washington DC: The Obama Administration has exhausted most of the "low hanging fruit" of rich Americans to pay for the Stimulus Package, TARP, Health Care Reform and Cap and Trade programs. Prior to any new round of socialist legislation being en...
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