Funny story:  Emma Watson defies advice and goes for a shag with Rupert Grint

Emma Watson defies advice and goes for a shag with Rupert Grint

The starlet of Harry Potter, Emma Watson, has once again proven her independence by ignoring advice from family and friends and gone for a shag with fellow Harry Potter co-star Rupert Grint. And it would appear that to further prove her rebel inst...
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Funny story:  The Topless Coffee Shop

The Topless Coffee Shop

VASSALBORO, Maine - In an effort to attract more customers, Rayburn Fiberfab, owner of The Fiberfab Seafood Grill & Coffee Shop has decided that his two waitresses will work topless. Fiberfab said that the two waitresses, Vera Croxton and Maur...
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Funny story:  Hypocritical Chong Was Always Straight!

Hypocritical Chong Was Always Straight!

With 9 comedy records, 6 original movies, a role in TV's That 70's Show, a crime record and documentary in the bag, and now 4 months into a new tour with his old partner Cheech Marin, Tommy Chong has made himself known in the world as the biggest sto...
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Funny story:  Man On Bus In Baldness Shock

Man On Bus In Baldness Shock

There was drama in a West Midlands town this afternoon, when a passenger travelling on a bus realised, to his horror, that he was in an advanced state of baldness. The man, who cannot be named due to embarrassment reasons, was sitting on the 126...
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Funny story:  Blagojevich Replaces Vacant Senate Seat With Old-Fashioned Barber's Chair

Blagojevich Replaces Vacant Senate Seat With Old-Fashioned Barber's Chair

CHICAGO, IL - Two workers finished installing an old-fashioned barber's chair in the Senate Chamber this morning. Blagojevich says it will permanently replace the Senate seat left vacant by Barack Obama and "add a touch of class" to the Capitol Comp...
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Funny story:  Bush Opts For Video Store Instead Of Presidential Library

Bush Opts For Video Store Instead Of Presidential Library

Bush's Video Land opened today along the highway linking Crawford, Texas to the rest of the world. A burgeoning business ensued immediantly upon opening as die hard Bush fans from around the U.S. descended like locusts upon it. Some were enth...
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Funny story:  Parky's Sexy Secrets

Parky's Sexy Secrets

Veteran chat show host Michael Parkinson has stunned the world with his sexy revelations in his new autobiography. The Barnsley lothario claims to have bedded over a thousand of his TV show guests during his long career. At a press conference yes...
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Funny story:  Medieval Plan to Kickstart Economy!

Medieval Plan to Kickstart Economy!

Chickens are now once again recognized as legal tender. In a bid to kick start the economy, the government has reintroduced the age old trading laws of "bartering". A spokesman for NEXT, the popular high street name, said "How are we supposed to...
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Funny story:  Newest Disneyland To Be In Washington, D.C.

Newest Disneyland To Be In Washington, D.C.

It was announced that the latest theme park will be built in Washington, D.C. Washington was chosen because there is already a strong sense of living in a fantasy world there. Spokesman Goofieson stated "We feel that people in the D.C. area a...
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Funny story:  "Pink pyjamas, a teddy bear and a vile of fake blood" sparks Tory outrage

"Pink pyjamas, a teddy bear and a vile of fake blood" sparks Tory outrage

London - (Praia da Illuzion Mess): Tory grandees are seeting after a junior party activist revealed plans on his MyFaecesBook blog entry to attend a fancy dress party as five year-old Maddie McCann "in pink pyjamas, a teddy bear and a vile (sic!) of...
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Funny story:  Teen queen, Brenda Song and Rob Pattinson More than Friends?

Teen queen, Brenda Song and Rob Pattinson More than Friends?

"It" girl, Brenda Song and teen heartthrobs Rob Pattinson may be ''more than friends''. The teen sensations were rumored to be dating last year. Song, 20 and Pattinson, 21, were spotted together in late 2008. Many rumors started surfacing the interne...
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Funny story:  Chris Evans:  Fantastic Brother, Not Fantastic Four

Chris Evans: Fantastic Brother, Not Fantastic Four

Chris Evans, who played The Human Torch in the Fantastic Four movie, says he still doesn't think there will be any more or if so, he may not be in it. "They're kinda corny and they're hard to make with all the gadgetry", Evans stated. "We look pr...
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Funny story:  Ronaldo denies diving in front of a car

Ronaldo denies diving in front of a car

Manchester United striker Cristiano Ronaldo today denied diving in front of a car in Manchester. 'I no dive', he said, 'I walk along street when this Ferrari mount the pavement and crash into my feet, so I fell to the ground. Was very sore, but I...
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Funny story:  Athiests now deny the existence of Eric Clapton

Athiests now deny the existence of Eric Clapton

Super guitar hero Eric Clapton is the latest person in an ever-lengthening line of people to become totally brassed-off by the athiests. In denying the existence of God, which has become a synonymous nickname for this great man and one of the worl...
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Funny story:  Pelosi: There Can Only Be 1 President at a Time...and IT'S ME!

Pelosi: There Can Only Be 1 President at a Time...and IT'S ME!

San Francisco,Ca./ Rolling Stone - House Speaker Nancy Pelosi increased her stranglehold on American Government today with the announcement that she will be in CHARGE , at least for the next 11 days...and maybe longer if she has her way! Continuin...
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Funny story:  Palin Sends Massive Cold Wave To Disrupt Inauguration

Palin Sends Massive Cold Wave To Disrupt Inauguration

Juneau AK-- Governor Sarah Palin is using HAARP technology to send a devastating cold wave to the Eastern Seaboard. The intense cold wave is scheduled to arrive just before the Obama Inauguration on January 20, 2009. Temperatures on the Washington...
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Funny story:  Waitress Afraid To Annouce To Hispanic Couple That It's Taco Night!

Waitress Afraid To Annouce To Hispanic Couple That It's Taco Night!

Lunchport, Tennessee - Beatrice Feeblestone, a fulltime waitress with nearly five year's of experience at most of this small town's area diners, loves working at her current establishment because of the great variety of food they prepare. "Like on...
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Funny story:  Barack Obama's speech on the economy

Barack Obama's speech on the economy

US President-elect Barack Obama today made a speech to urge action on the economy. 'It's not too late to change course', he said, 'but if nothing is done then the killing of Palestinian civilians could last for years. No, hold on, the recession could...
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Funny story:  Man issues ultimatum: Global nuclear threat?

Man issues ultimatum: Global nuclear threat?

A dustman from West Acton has become so tired and fed up with the lack of peace in the world that he has reverted to strong measures. He has developed his own thermo nuclear device and is now threatening to activate his weapon if there is no cessatio...
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Funny story:  New Revelations Leaves Redknapp Reputation in Tatters

New Revelations Leaves Redknapp Reputation in Tatters

English Football was again rocked this morning, by fresh allegations of corruption against Tottenham's wily old Manager, Harry 'Teflon' Redknapp. Suspicions were first raised at his new Club, when only weeks after Redknapp's arrival, the Club's stati...
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Funny story:  New trick to kick start the economy

New trick to kick start the economy

After getting a Wii for Christmas, Chancellor of the Exchequer, Alistair Darling as hit upon a winning method for Kick Starting the economy. Previous attempts of printing more money and lowering interest rates to zero has not worked, but Darling n...
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Funny story:  Is there a North/South divide?

Is there a North/South divide?

In the midst of the biggest economic downturn in living memory, TheSpoof.com has decided to carry out a survey to see if this has had any effect on the North/South divide. We first of all started in the North of the country and immediately were struck by just how many people smoked woodbines. Their also appeared to be a propensity towards the wearing of cloth caps and breeding whippets. The...
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Funny story:  The Future Times - First Edition

The Future Times - First Edition

The Future Times - 29th February 2009 - Last night at 2.15 am, an urgent meeting was called in a high-level government department, where it appears that the wake-up call has been received. After meditating late into the night, in an undisclosed location somewhere very close to the spiritual border of Tibet, a high ranking government officer received a message from his higher self. He faithf...
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Funny story:  Lunch at the White House

Lunch at the White House

The White House, January 7, 2009 Dear Mom, I have been in the US Navy for 11 months and was hoping to go to sea on an Aircraft Carrier after boot camp. However, I was assigned as a mess steward to the White House kitchen in Washington DC. Things have been pretty boring around here until today. President Bush hosted a luncheon for all of the living ex-presidents and the new president elect.
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Funny story:  Conch Up your Sex Life

Conch Up your Sex Life

It's Official! What Turks Islanders have known for years has been proclaimed as the new Viagra. A daily helping of Conch Salad, Conch Fritters, Conch Chowder or Cracked Conch converts to inches what many men can only measure in centimeters. "It is...
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Funny story:  UFO Attacks X-Files Wind Farm

UFO Attacks X-Files Wind Farm

Enthusiasts from the UFO organisation 12th Planet are claiming the massive damage to a Smegmashire wind farm turbine was caused by a mystery alien spacecraft from the planet Nibiru. The turbine at Doggers Clough lost one 66ft (20m) blade and anot...
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Funny story:  Rice's "Say Sorry" Visit Sparks Protests

Rice's "Say Sorry" Visit Sparks Protests

Outgoing US Secretary of State Condo-sleezza Rice landed at Rockall International Airport yesterday amid tight security on the final leg of her round the world brown-nosing / say sorry tour, which has received acerbic criticism as being heavy on phot...
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Funny story:  Ronaldo in horror smash

Ronaldo in horror smash

Cristiano Ronaldo, the Manchester United winger and World Player of the Year walked away from a total write off of his £150,000, two day old Ferrari. The United number seven had a lucky escape as he was driving to the Carrington based training gro...
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Funny story:  Obama to meet with Hamas, Al Qaida, Soviet Communists, Nazis, Fascists and Visigoths

Obama to meet with Hamas, Al Qaida, Soviet Communists, Nazis, Fascists and Visigoths

US Prez Elect Barack Obama has pledged to break the Bush- Cheney isolation from world diplomacy. Before even ascending to the inaugural throne, American King Barry has already scheduled meetings with Hamas, Al Qaida, the Soviet Communist party, vario...
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Funny story:  Ole Miss is # 1 in Teen Pregnancy

Ole Miss is # 1 in Teen Pregnancy

In one of the old guard Christian states of the Confederacy, more teens get pregnant than don't. Mississippi has more knocked up adolescents than ssppiiii's. When those northern sociologists learned this, they immigrated to Bilouxi like the Bubonic...
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Funny story:  US Army Informs Bereaved families with To Whom It May Concern Text Message

US Army Informs Bereaved families with To Whom It May Concern Text Message

As the US economy crashes and Bush administration officials run for cover, the military protocol for informing families of dead sons and daughters seems to have lost some of its sensitivity. In better times, a personal visit to the home with a we...
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Funny story:  Gator's Timmie Loses Mormon Right Wing to Leprosy on Final Winning Touchdown Throw

Gator's Timmie Loses Mormon Right Wing to Leprosy on Final Winning Touchdown Throw

Idiot Jock and Network sports newsies gushed about 21 year old Timmie of Florida all night long. His multiple missions to several savage parts of the globe and his brave family's attempts to convince poor people of Latter Day Saint Insanities became...
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Funny story:  Palin lashes out

Palin lashes out

Sarah Palin lashed out at comedian Tina Fey and Katic Couric for exploiting her. Katie Couric's ratings soared and Tina Fey was named entertainer of the year. Palin believes their increased fame came off of her. "You know I was forced to appea...
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Funny story:  Lincolnshire 'UFO' Wind turbine incident inquiry have bizzarely implicated Cristiano Ronaldo and Michael Winner

Lincolnshire 'UFO' Wind turbine incident inquiry have bizzarely implicated Cristiano Ronaldo and Michael Winner

On Wednesday, a giant 65ft blade was ripped off a 300ft high wind turbine in Conisholme, Licolnshire. Local residents were awoken at 4am after strange 'tentacle' shaped lights were spotted streaking towards the wind generator. 55yr old mother...
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Funny story:  Ann Coulter Banned For Life From Churchill Downs ; Chaos Erupts Over Confusion About New Rules

Ann Coulter Banned For Life From Churchill Downs ; Chaos Erupts Over Confusion About New Rules

In a press release, Churchill Downs General Manager James D. Gates Jr. announced Monday that Ann Coulter has been barred from the track for life. Controversy erupted in recent weeks when panicked track patrons complained that a horse was let loose i...
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