Funny story:  Taiwan Strait basalt rock wall 'part of antediluvian Lemuria UFO hangar'

Taiwan Strait basalt rock wall 'part of antediluvian Lemuria UFO hangar'

Taiwan - (X-Files Mess): A huge 200 metre-long, 50 metre-high undersea basalt rock rampart off the Pescadores archipelago was once the wall of a giant Lemurian UFO hangar according to the latest NASA oceanographic survey. "The formation is encrypt...
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Funny story:  The Boris Johnson Interview

The Boris Johnson Interview

The Spoof was privileged last week to interview incumbent Mayor of London, Boris Johnson. TS (The Spoof): Hello Boris. BJ (Boris Johnson): Erm yes, I er, hello. TS: Boris. BJ: What, er. TS: Boris. In your opinion, has the Congestion Charge been a success for London? BJ: Well, yes, er I, erm, no. Actually, Ken Livingstone. er, yes. It's to to say that erm, possibly. TS: Since b...
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Funny story:  Coward Invents Martial Art

Coward Invents Martial Art

The world's biggest coward, Arthur Feartie, has invented a new martial art. The new form of self defence, called No Kan Do, is claimed to be superior to older, established eastern methods such as karate, judo and kung fu and western methods such as...
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Funny story:  Politics. Cameron Out, Thatcher Poised for Comeback

Politics. Cameron Out, Thatcher Poised for Comeback

The world of politics was shaken to it's foundations today, when David Cameron announced that he plans to step aside in 2010 to enable the return of Margaret Thatcher. At 83, all but her most insane supporters would not have contemplated such a co...
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Funny story:  Haggisburgers Are Coming

Haggisburgers Are Coming

Glaswegian fast-food magnate, Ronnie MacDonald (no relation), has predicted that his latest culinary invention, the haggisburger, will revolutionise take-away eating throughout the world. "The haggisburger is coming," he declared proudly, "and wil...
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Funny story:  It's Back To Work Day For Tired, Hungover Brits

It's Back To Work Day For Tired, Hungover Brits

Hot on the heels of the festive season of good cheer, the season of back to work sheer misery. Millions of tired, hungover Brits suffered a shocking reality check today as they went back to work after the holiday season. For a start, it was lit...
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Funny story:  Match of the Day row over Lineker Gaff

Match of the Day row over Lineker Gaff

Gary Lineker has sparked fresh controversy by stating that all premiership footballers, with the possible exception of Manchester United's Paul Scholes, were egocentric philistines who had no understanding or appreciation of the finer things in life.
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Funny story:  Alternative Investments Go Big As Stock Market Crashes

Alternative Investments Go Big As Stock Market Crashes

June 2009 - The death of the stock market in the spring of 2009 ushered in the age of alternative investments. Stock owners en mass loosed themselves of now worthless stocks and began buying collectibles as a money hedge. Expansion in this field has...
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Funny story:  Dave From Coventry was The Funniest

Dave From Coventry was The Funniest

A TheSpoof.com writer was reportedly distraught tonight, and about to go into hiding following his wife's revelation that the funniest bloke she had ever met was a bloke called Dave. From Coventry. The TheSpoof.com writer, who wishes to remain...
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Funny story:  Dick Cheney Voted "Worst President of All Time"

Dick Cheney Voted "Worst President of All Time"

Polling across the world has indicated that many people, especially in America, consider Dick Cheney to be "the worst President in history'. Cheney, using someone named 'Bush' as a front man, controlled and manipulated U.S. political procedure to...
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Funny story:  Ghostbusters Go Bust

Ghostbusters Go Bust

Who you gonna call? - Don't bother calling Ghostbusters if there's something strange that don't look good. They've called in the receivers. With money in short supply the ghosts are having a whale of a time, but because people these days tend to h...
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Funny story:  Russian Submarine 'In Difficulty' Off Great Yarmouth

Russian Submarine 'In Difficulty' Off Great Yarmouth

Coast guards in Great Yarmouth and Gorleston have revealed that that they intercepted SOS calls from a Russian submarine off the Norfolk coast. "They were apparently concerned that they were running out of fuel and the crew worked out that being u...
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Funny story:  The Gringo Drug Wars

The Gringo Drug Wars

MODESTO, California - The world of drugs is often times a dungeon of dark and mysterious underworld wheelings and dealings. Drug cartels continue to viciously battle each other to be the top dog in the drug house. Two of Colombia's top drug carte...
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Funny story:  Hell to the Chief

Hell to the Chief

For the first time in the history of United States Presidential Inaugurations, the departing President will have a song played in his honor. This Spoof reporter was given exclusive access to the words of the song that will be played to reflect George W Bush's two terms in office. George the Tragic Braggart George the tragic braggart, lived in DC for seven years he fostered fears, of a m...
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Funny story:  Gov. Blagojevich Outsourcers Senate Seat to India

Gov. Blagojevich Outsourcers Senate Seat to India

CHICAGO, ILL - In a surprise move today, Gov. Rod Blagojevich announced the withdrawal of the nomination of Roland Burris to the United States Senate and nominated Frankie 'Mumbai Italiano' Mujibar, not to be confused with his brother-in-law, Vinnie...
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Funny story:  'Israelis going too far', claims Hitler

'Israelis going too far', claims Hitler

In a surprise speech in Berlin today, German Chancellor Adolf Hitler claimed that Israelis were being too extreme against the Palestinians of Gaza. 'Top marks for the air attacks on civilians, sure', he said, though in German, 'and yeah, cutting o...
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Funny story:  Accrington Alien Invasion Latest

Accrington Alien Invasion Latest

Accrington, Lancashire - Live - I just met up with the mayor of Accrington in a pub by the cemetary. In the distance we can hear the shocking sounds of ray guns, lasers, and the the crack of cricket bat on alien head. The mayor of Accrington, the...
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Funny story:  Aliens Attack Accrington - It's Total Chaos

Aliens Attack Accrington - It's Total Chaos

Accrington, Lancashire - As we speak, alien attack ships have opened fire on Accrington ,Lancashire with laser beams, death rays and sonic eardrum blasters. Reports are also coming in of alien starships disgorging hordes of little grey alien foots...
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Funny story:  All New Gossip Entertainer #5

All New Gossip Entertainer #5

Rebecca Romign and Jerry O'Connell are the proud parents of twin girls according to reports on the radio this morning including that of Howard Stern on his satellite radio program. Romijn, 36, regretfully had missed Howard Stern's recent nuptials...
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Funny story:  Mortuary Licensed To Sell Guns

Mortuary Licensed To Sell Guns

Officials in Cheyenne, Wyoming, and its surrounding area say they are astounded that there are so many federally licensed gun dealers in their cities and even in very small communities. For instance, many private homes are licensed dealerships, as...
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Funny story:  Pictured: the discreet Highland crack den where Kate Middleton is schmoozing William into red-blooded heterosexuality

Pictured: the discreet Highland crack den where Kate Middleton is schmoozing William into red-blooded heterosexuality

Ballybollox Castle, Scotland - (Festive Fisting Mess): The UK media is all agog at recently released pictures of a 'simple Highland crack dealing den' on the Old Queen Mum's former Birkhall estate. The hut is where Koo Stark's bastard spawn Kate M...
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Funny story:  Barack Obama struck down with dumbness

Barack Obama struck down with dumbness

American President-elect Barack Obama, who has made speeches about everything from the global economy to the problems of cutting dogs' toenails, has been tragically made dumb, as the conflict in Israel worsens. One doctor, speaking from Washingto...
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Funny story:  Litterbug Video Up for Cannes Film Festival Award

Litterbug Video Up for Cannes Film Festival Award

People who drop litter in a London borough, or commit unsociable acts, could be filmed by a special council team and face £80 fines or an on-the-spot rogering by their PFI-contracted squads of puffy hi-viz environmental community service snitches.
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Funny story:  Fumbling Firework Farce Finally Fades

Fumbling Firework Farce Finally Fades

Firework shop "Bang and a Whimper" have announced they will be closing down their Fullham branch down next month due to flimsy sales. The specialist firework retailer is now a ticking time bomb set to explode and evaporate from history. Jonathan Reed...
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Funny story:  Password Complexity Increasing

Password Complexity Increasing

In the modern world where identity fraud is on the increase, many security conscious firms are introducing more complexity into their staff passwords. But the staff are equally ingenious when it comes to ways around the rules. "It's important," sa...
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Funny story:  Professor in Corpse Sex Plan

Professor in Corpse Sex Plan

The maverick German professor Gunther von Hagens who caused a storm with his public autopsy has revealed he wants to show dead people having sex in an exhibition he bizarrely plans to call 'Kinky Corpses'. He said: "I am really thinking of it, but...
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Funny story:  Safety advice for 'sex dungeon'

Safety advice for 'sex dungeon'

Cops and council officials are probing complaints from neighbours about a bungalow operating as a sex dungeon, reports claim. The home, in a posh street in Kent, was reportedly advertised on a website as 'The House of Pleasure and Pain' and is bel...
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Funny story:  Bush, House and Senate Republicans Having Yard Sale

Bush, House and Senate Republicans Having Yard Sale

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Hoping to partially offset record budget deficits, President Bush has called for a yard sale of unprecedented proportion. Republican members of the House and Senate will join the Bush administration in collecting various items and...
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Funny story:  Stalybridge Celtic break away record

Stalybridge Celtic break away record

Stalybridge Celtic of the Conference North were admitted into the Guinness Book of Records for the most consecutive away games for a senior team. The last away game played by the Conference North side was at the start of October 2008. Due to cup r...
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Funny story:  The NBA's Oklahoma City Thunder(less) Struggling At (4-30)

The NBA's Oklahoma City Thunder(less) Struggling At (4-30)

OKLAHOMA CITY, Oklahoma - The Oklahoma City Thunder have the worst record in the NBA. The Thunder(less) have played 34 games and have managed to only win 4. Team coach Scott Brooks was asked what the problem seems to be and he replied, "My guess i...
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Funny story:  George Bush To Join The Amish Religion

George Bush To Join The Amish Religion

WASHINGTON, D.C. - George Bush has decided that after he leaves office on January 20, 2009, he will be moving to Lancaster County, Pennsylvania and joining the Amish community. Bush will be legally changing his name from George W. Bush to Jorgen...
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Funny story:  Plans Scrapped for Cola Powered Car

Plans Scrapped for Cola Powered Car

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - With gasoline prices once again below the two dollar per gallon mark across the United States, plans for a cola powered car have been abandoned. When gas prices were above four dollars a gallon, American consumers complained, w...
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Funny story:  Obama Changes Name to Baruch Adonai Elohenu in Support of Israel

Obama Changes Name to Baruch Adonai Elohenu in Support of Israel

Barack Obama's silence over the Israeli invasion of Gaza has provoked an outcry from the Arab world hoping that the new American President might have a fresh perspective on the Arab Israeli conflict. The president elect broke his silence finaly but h...
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Funny story:  Chief Schools Inspector to Replace Boring Teachers with "Stimulating" Ones

Chief Schools Inspector to Replace Boring Teachers with "Stimulating" Ones

School inspectors believes that bad behaviour in the classroom is the direct result of gawd awful tedious teachers and their boringly banal lessons. To alleviate this, the inspectors want more stimulation in the schoolhouse. In response to the...
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Funny story:  Frito Bandito Resigns from Commerce Before Approval

Frito Bandito Resigns from Commerce Before Approval

New Mexico Governor with an old Mexico corruption charge, Frito Bandito Richardson has sought to save Obama from the embarrassment of another indicted democrat and an election contribution scandal. Apparently the high profile not so highly ethical go...
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Funny story:  Barack Obama Flu Takes Hold In Southern USA

Barack Obama Flu Takes Hold In Southern USA

Hospitals and emergency rooms across the whole of the southern USA were on standby today, as medics warned that a drastic increase in the so-called Obama Flu could herald a nationwide epidemic. Obama Flu, or to give it its correct medical name, Ba...
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