Funny story:  Topologist discovers fate of missing socks

Topologist discovers fate of missing socks

All of us, at one time or another, have wondered about socks that go missing in the laundry. A pair of socks go in, but often, only one of the pair comes back out again. Where did the missing sock go? Dieter Kleinfelter, a topologist with Grampius...
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Funny story:  Tiger Woods' Mother In Law Taken to Hospital After Incident

Tiger Woods' Mother In Law Taken to Hospital After Incident

Barbro Holmberg, Elin Woods' mother was taken to the hospital yesterday from Tiger's Orlando home. A spokesman for the hospital stated Barbro had sustained "unspecified head injuries" but was expected to survive. Confidential informants have disc...
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Funny story:  Tomato Tosser Barely Misses Sarah Palin

Tomato Tosser Barely Misses Sarah Palin

MINNEAPOLIS - Sarah Palin in town on her book signing tour came real close to getting hit by two thrown tomatoes. Palin has just signed a book with the inscription, Dear Fawn Chickasaw, Always dot your i's and cross your t's, when all of a sudden...
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Funny story:  Climategate riots erupt in Copenhagen

Climategate riots erupt in Copenhagen

Riots have broken out in Copenhagen, Denmark during international discussions regarding how to solve the global crisis of incessant warming and tragic weather events. Police have rounded up approximately 8,500 protesters and placed them in detenti...
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Funny story:  International Yellow Snowman Competition Begins This Saturday

International Yellow Snowman Competition Begins This Saturday

Looking for recognition other than being one of the Northern-most and coldest places in the U.S., International Falls Minnesota residents announced plans to host the first annual International Yellow Snowman competition this coming weekend. Starte...
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Funny story:  Porn star Joslyn James: Tiger divorce follows 'unreasonable' threesome demands with twin sister-in-law

Porn star Joslyn James: Tiger divorce follows 'unreasonable' threesome demands with twin sister-in-law

Orlando, Fla - (Horny Mess): "Gorgeous, hot-assed, blonde, identical Swedish twins?" latest Tiger-shag Veronica Slut-Daniels - a.k.a. porn actress Joslyn James - commented today. "Every red-blooded man's fantasy! Ti sure musta thought he'd hit the...
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Funny story:  Top 15 Tips Obama Can Take From Tiger Woods:

Top 15 Tips Obama Can Take From Tiger Woods:

Top 15 Tips Obama Can Take From Tiger Woods: 15. No mulligans when you miss the hole on your first try....you're shooting two, whether you like it or not.... 14. No mechanical enhancements allowed....got to shoot with the club God gave you... 13. Always mark your balls when playing in foursome...avoid confusion around the hole... 12. I was just lining up my shot. How dare you accuse me...
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Funny story:  Update: Physician Says Tiger Woods Condition More Serious Than Previously Thought

Update: Physician Says Tiger Woods Condition More Serious Than Previously Thought

When Tiger Woods was brought to the Health Central Hospital in Ocoee, Fla., his condition was more serious than previously reported. "He was hyperventilating and having some kind of seizure or something", stated one doctor who asked not to be iden...
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Funny story:  Video Gamer Suffering From PTSD

Video Gamer Suffering From PTSD

Plainsborough, New Hampshire - Psychologists are reporting the first case of post traumatic stress disorder tied to video gaming. A patient referred to as "Don" is suffering after beta testing the game Operation Liberty Strike, a first person shooter...
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Funny story:  Nordegren: I cheated on Tiger -- with Uchitel

Nordegren: I cheated on Tiger -- with Uchitel

In a new twist to the Tiger Woods saga, Elin Nordegren has confessed to cheating on Tiger -- with one of his mistresses, Rachel Uchitel. "I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart," said a teary Nordegren. "...
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Funny story:  O'Bama Says US Must "Spend Its Way Out of Recession"

O'Bama Says US Must "Spend Its Way Out of Recession"

President Barack O'Bama announced his recovery plan for Main Street today. The Prez said that the US must "spend its way out of recession." Demonstrating his complete conversion to private banker boy mentalities, the President suggested that "in...
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Funny story:  Shit Presents for Christmas

Shit Presents for Christmas

It's Christmas and you are going out of your mind trying to think of what to buy for your loved ones. Well I personally don't give a shit about that. What I really care about is helping you avoid such dilemma's in the future. The best way to achieve this is to buy really shitty gifts for them and then they will stop being your friends, so next year you can cross them off your gift list!...
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Funny story:  McDonalds in Florida are hit by "Gayphobia"

McDonalds in Florida are hit by "Gayphobia"

McDonalds, 5* Michelin, haute cuisine, junk-food giants have beeb hit by a global "Gayphobic" virus in Florida. Their outlet in Orlando, Florida is used to being bashed by hurricanes, tropical storms, tsunami's, etc, but never "gay bashed" by "Gay...
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Funny story:  Mrs. Tiger Woods Flies The Coop

Mrs. Tiger Woods Flies The Coop

ORLANDO - Elin Woods has had enough. She packed her things and has left with her two small children. She told an unnamed neighbor that she cannot stand to hear any more talk about her husband's bitches. Elin said that Tiger has promised her the mo...
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Funny story:  Tiger Woods Porn Star Romp Was Pre-Marriage

Tiger Woods Porn Star Romp Was Pre-Marriage

Porn star Holly Sampson, the latest in a long line of alleged Tiger Woods 'conquests' was today revealed as the leading lady in a host of adult movies. The 36 year old porn star, who featured in movies such as, 'Bound For Trouble' and 'Descent Int...
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Funny story:  New Wrist Mouse Anything But Cheesy

New Wrist Mouse Anything But Cheesy

Silicon Valley - Developers at Santa Clara based startup BBM Industries today unveiled their premier entry in computer mouse technology, the Wrist Mouse. The device, which uses the open wireless protocol Bluetooth, is designed to be worn by the u...
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Funny story:  Emergency At Tiger Wood's Compound

Emergency At Tiger Wood's Compound

Are the rescue teams back again at the Tiger Woods estate after the release of the earlier patient who at one time was on life support? Rescue teams rushed to the Windmere compound owned by Tiger Woods after midnight last night after a 911 call wa...
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Funny story:  Conservatives Furious Over Obama's Decision To Rid U.S. Of Ignorance.

Conservatives Furious Over Obama's Decision To Rid U.S. Of Ignorance.

Conservatives are incensed at President Obama (yeah, yeah, I know- what else is new) for his stance on improving education. The US has been lagging at an embarrassing 26th place behind other developed and undeveloped nations. He has sworn to shorten...
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Funny story:  Jamie Jungers To Run For Mayor Of Los Angeles

Jamie Jungers To Run For Mayor Of Los Angeles

LOS ANGELES - Jamie Jungers who is one of the members of Tiger Woods highly exclusive "Golf Gal Pal Club" has just announced that she has decided to run for mayor of Los Angeles. Jungers who is a stunningly attractive blonde was asked why she feel...
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Funny story:  Sarah Palin Considering Offer To Appear As A Contestant On "Dancing With The Stars"

Sarah Palin Considering Offer To Appear As A Contestant On "Dancing With The Stars"

HOLLYWOOD - The producers of the dance reality show Dancing With The Stars have asked ex-governor of Alaska to appear on next seasons edition. The shows Producers Bernadette Penderlicki and Curtis Verflippet said that they spoke with Mrs. Palin fo...
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Funny story:  Spoof Writers Have A Caring Side - Official

Spoof Writers Have A Caring Side - Official

Spoof writer Skoob1999 today crushed the myth that all Spoof writers are cruel, heartless, cynical sons of female dogs. The Spoofer today ventured out into his back garden to feed two little wabbits and to make sure that they had ample clean beddi...
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Funny story:  Polar Bear May Soon Become Extinct

Polar Bear May Soon Become Extinct

Kobenhavn, Denmark - The much anticipated Climate Summit is finally underway in Copenhagen. All the speeches and posturing by participants leading up to the summit are now history, and the serious business of the summit is about to begin. The fir...
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Funny story:  Gabby Logan rubbishes Tiger fling

Gabby Logan rubbishes Tiger fling

London - (Putters): She's blonde, leggy, beautiful, an accomnplished golfer and a former supple-bodied international rhythmic gymnastics champion. But as the fur continued to fly this week anchor Gabby Logan, 34, vehemently denied any sordid lin...
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Funny story:  Florida Woman Gives Birth To Four Tiger Cubs

Florida Woman Gives Birth To Four Tiger Cubs

Windermere, FL-- A local woman gave birth to four beautiful tiger cubs today. Tammy LaSlut, 24, and her four new babies were resting comfortably in a local hospital. All the babies look like little tigers, except for their human faces. Dr. Grou...
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Funny story:  America - The fattest nation?

America - The fattest nation?

You know I always thought American's were one of the laziest and fattest nations there was but I was slightly disturbed to find out that the average American walks as little as "75 miles a year" that's 1.4 miles a week, barely 350 yards a day! Th...
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Funny story:  Underwear Only at Chilly Christmas Benefit

Underwear Only at Chilly Christmas Benefit

Sponsored by Calvin Klein, Victory's Secret, Hugo Boss and other noted undergarment manufacturers, this year's Christmas benefit for the "Underwear Fashion Challenged" took take place at Louvre in Paris and feature a host of celebrities in support of...
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Funny story:  Myrtle

Myrtle

Dark secrets are revealed Confessions are heard But what happens when words are Not enough and the screams are quiet. What do you remember when all is said and done ? A laugh ? A joke ? prison or exams ? Don't speak for a day And start looking back Jamaica or England. Fiddlesticks.
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Funny story:  Holly Sampson: Tiger's Golf Digest tips 'hard to swallow'

Holly Sampson: Tiger's Golf Digest tips 'hard to swallow'

Orlando, Fla - (Fore! Play): "Man, he's hot - a real handfull!" Of Human Bondage sports reality TV star Holly Sampson said today. "Kinda makes me empathise with Monica Lewinsky, minus the cigar bit, of course!" The stunning leggy blonde's sta...
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Funny story:  Copenhagen Evacuated Due To Lack of Oxygen!

Copenhagen Evacuated Due To Lack of Oxygen!

Emergency Hazmat officials were hard pressed evacuating over 20,000 Global Warming Nuts as oxygen levels dipped dangerously after the city was inundated with ozone and carbon emitting private jets and limousines . The gathering was sponsored by Al...
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Funny story:  Elizabeth Taylor, Sophia Loren and Marilyn Monroe claim affair with Tiger Woods

Elizabeth Taylor, Sophia Loren and Marilyn Monroe claim affair with Tiger Woods

Screen legends and one-time Hollywood goddesses Elizabeth Taylor, 77, and Sophia Loren, 75, have come forward today claiming they too have also enjoyed steamy flings with Tiger Woods, 33. This breaking news follows sensational and explosive revela...
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Funny story:  Katie Prices Liver taken into care

Katie Prices Liver taken into care

In an early morning raid West Chavington social services have taken Katie Prices Liver into care. Case worker Sue Meafta-Woods commented "After a report of a public relapse in her behavior a writ has been served to Miss Prices Mouth. We had to ac...
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Funny story:  Strikebreaking Banker Sent to Coventry

Strikebreaking Banker Sent to Coventry

The ugly word 'SCAB' is splashed in angry red paint across the front door of Brian Blackleg's Edinburgh mansion, where the defiant bank director, alone among his colleagues, refuses to withdraw his labour in protest at the withholding of their tradit...
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Funny story:  The Queen meets Lady Gaga

The Queen meets Lady Gaga

The Royal Variety Performance in Blackpool hosted a galaxy of stars from Michael Bubble to Michael Macintyre, but there were more than just people called Michael there. The big attraction of the show was Lady Gaga, the is she isn't he current pop...
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Funny story:  Two Brothers & A Dog

Two Brothers & A Dog

Once upon a time, two brothers were rummaging through a garbage heap when they came upon an old treasure map. They dusted it off and saw that the directions took them up to the Adirondacks in the dead of winter. Not wishing to miss a good adventure, they packed up some belongings, called to their shaggy dog, and were off. Well, the treasure map was to lead them to a small cabin in the mou...
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Funny story:  WWJD?

WWJD?

When pensioner Sydney Merton became a Christian in 1988, little did he know that his sins would catch up with him and he would have to repent of them; no matter how small he thought they were. Over time, God had been showing him some of the things wh...
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Funny story:  Climategate Scientists Discover Why CO2 rose in Palaeozoic Period

Climategate Scientists Discover Why CO2 rose in Palaeozoic Period

Since Climategate, where the CRU emails have destroyed the reputations of thousands of scientists across the world, they are now taking to desperate measures to prove that CO2 emissions really, really do destroy the planet. To discover why the CO...
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Funny story:  Humanity waves fair well to Mrs Common Sense. Obama signs death warrant.

Humanity waves fair well to Mrs Common Sense. Obama signs death warrant.

As Obamaski signs his Environmental Protection Agency "Greenhouses gases" global warming madness or, more commonly known: societal death warrant, humanity stood together in unison waving a sad, tearful and final good bye to a long friend; Mrs Common...
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Funny story:  President Obama to Send 30,000 Troops to California

President Obama to Send 30,000 Troops to California

Washington DC: There is a great amount of "insurgency" in the "Golden State" as various groups prepare to do battle to preserve their way of life and/or involve themselves in other's lives. Troops are needed to keep illegal American immigrants fro...
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Funny story:  Putting On The Number 7 Hole With Holly Sampson

Putting On The Number 7 Hole With Holly Sampson

ORLANDO, Florida - Tiger Woods manager Upton Courtquist was in town picking up some legal pads at the local Office Depot when he was confronted by two dozen reporters. They were asking Courtquist how Tiger was doing. He started panicking and asked...
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Funny story:  Senator John Edwards: "Hey Where The Heck Did Everybody Go?"

Senator John Edwards: "Hey Where The Heck Did Everybody Go?"

BUTTE, Montana - Senator John Edwards was in town to help with the dedication of the brand new 30-foot tall Big Horn Sheep statue. The statue was erected in honor of the states 30 million big horn sheep which roam around all over the place. You ca...
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Funny story:  Elin Nordegren Confesses: 'How Tiger's Woody Got The Shaft'

Elin Nordegren Confesses: 'How Tiger's Woody Got The Shaft'

Miami, Florida - Tiger Wood's wife, Elin Nordegren has announced that she's been shopping around her autobiography in New York in the hopes of cashing in some chits at the expense of her billionaire husband before they end up in divorce court. Te...
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Funny story:  Donald Trump Explains Why He Has Bad Hair

Donald Trump Explains Why He Has Bad Hair

Billionaire businessman Donald Trump, today decided to lay it on the line why his hair is such an appalling mess. Trump, whose surname is the same word a 10 year old British kid would use for the word 'fart' finally decided to come clean after all...
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