Funny story:  Victoria Beckham Shows That Her Cleavage Has Left The Building

Victoria Beckham Shows That Her Cleavage Has Left The Building

CHELSEA, England - Victoria Beckham, wife of Los Angeles Galaxy star David Beckham has clearly shown the world that she no longer has any cleavage. The anorexic-looking Mrs. Beckham and her husband emerged from Chef Gordon Ramsay's The Taste of He...
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Funny story:  Man With World's Largrest Scrotum Has His Bags Turned Inside Out at Airport Security Check!

Man With World's Largrest Scrotum Has His Bags Turned Inside Out at Airport Security Check!

Percey Livingstones, know as the 'man with the world's largest scrotum', whose birth defect created a furor at the airport on Feb. 28 of this year when he was fined for 'overweight carry on baggage', came a cropper once again. Due to the hyper m...
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Funny story:  Nigerian syringe bomber plot 'another Tory hoax'

Nigerian syringe bomber plot 'another Tory hoax'

Washington AC/DC - (Les Jeux Sont Faits): Special Branch top brass shrugged off today the Yuletide 'Nigerian syringe bomber' story as yet another Tory Party masterpiece. Umar Farouk Abdelmutallab has taken the rap for the latest Bullingdon Club ou...
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Funny story:  Former Mr. Ed Star, Connie Hines, Put Down!

Former Mr. Ed Star, Connie Hines, Put Down!

79-year-old, Connie Hines, who starred on the classic TV show Mr. Ed is gone. "Mr. Ed" was about a talking horse, of course, with more than horse sense who only talked to his pal Wilbur Post played by Alan Young. Hines was born in Needham, Ma...
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Funny story:  High as kyte Dutch Airport Security Guard allows Nigerian terrorist to pass, "he even offered me some best Nigerian Skunk man!"

High as kyte Dutch Airport Security Guard allows Nigerian terrorist to pass, "he even offered me some best Nigerian Skunk man!"

A Nigerian radical Muslim, attempting to blow up a US plane in Detriot, has caused a major breach in security. The US were even warned by the Loonies father about his desire to enter the US and do some damage, but as usual, it was ignored. Umar...
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Funny story:  Bomb suspect Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab 'is Obama's firstborn'

Bomb suspect Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab 'is Obama's firstborn'

Detroit - (Pie-in-the-Sky): Forensic DNA analysis of syringe bomber Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab has thrown up a direct link to President Barack Obama. The 23 year-old 'Nigerian' had been spotted on police video footage talking to Obama in London dur...
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Funny story:  'Feeble Day' latest Barack Obamarama single

'Feeble Day' latest Barack Obamarama single

Just a feeble day Waffle about skin and gays And then later go to where Cheney says Just a feeble day Fund animals in Israel Then act like an actor But don't say a thing Oh, it's such a feeble day I'm glad I spent it waffling spew Oh, such a feeble day You just keep me funding you Israel and Saudis too Just a feeble day Health care problems left alone Backhanders from Republic...
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Funny story:  Paul Hogan and Linda Kozlowski To Star In "Crocodile Dundee 4 - The Big Snapper Years"

Paul Hogan and Linda Kozlowski To Star In "Crocodile Dundee 4 - The Big Snapper Years"

HOLLYWOOD - The two original stars of The Crocodile Dundee movies Paul Hogan and his wife Linda Kozlowski have signed to star in the fourth installment of the Crocodile Man's exploits entitled, Crocodile Dundee 4 - The Big Snapper Years. The film...
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Funny story:  Former Pope Moved Closer To Sainthood By Miracle

Former Pope Moved Closer To Sainthood By Miracle

Pope Benedict XVI moved controversial wartime pontiff Pius XII closer to sainthood by declaring him "venerable" in a surprise announcement on Saturday. Plus he also stated that it was officially recorded that Pius XII once change wine into water.
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Funny story:  Barack Obama turned into a porpoise

Barack Obama turned into a porpoise

US President Barack Obama was today mysteriously turned into a porpoise. Thanks to a typographic error by a writer attempting to make fun of him sounding so pompous it's ridiculous - describing him as 'porpoise' - the writer's editor rewrote the a...
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Funny story:  Police: Two Donkeys, Not Jackasses, Escaped Live Nativity Scene

Police: Two Donkeys, Not Jackasses, Escaped Live Nativity Scene

A living nativity scene near the Colorado ski resort of Vail almost had to go without two crucial actors when two donkeys escaped. "We put out an all-points bulletin on the donkeys", stated Sheriff Mort Jabowski, but people kept bring in these pol...
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Funny story:  World's 'most average man' injured in minority rioting

World's 'most average man' injured in minority rioting

As riots broke out around the world between the above-average minorities and below-average minorities, the world's most average man thought he was safe. John Doe, 45, is biracial, stands 5 feet, six inches tall, is only slightly obese, uses non-pr...
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Funny story:  Banana's in Pajama's are Coming Down the Stairs

Banana's in Pajama's are Coming Down the Stairs

Bananas, in pajamas, are coming down the stairs. Bananas, in pajamas, are coming down in pairs. Bananas, in pajamas, are chasing teddy bears, because on Tuesdays, they all try to catch them unawares! People are genuinely fearful of what these gia...
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Funny story:  US Mint To Issue Dollar Coin In Honor Of Michelle Obama

US Mint To Issue Dollar Coin In Honor Of Michelle Obama

Washington, DC-- The United States Mint will issue a new one-dollar coin in 2010. The mint is hoping the third time will be the charm, after the failure of the Susan B. Anthony and Sacawagena coins. The new one-dollar coin will also be colored gold...
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Funny story:  Most modern art hangs sideways or upside down - galleries aghast, embarrassed at discovery

Most modern art hangs sideways or upside down - galleries aghast, embarrassed at discovery

In a blow to the art community around the world, art historian William Winters has determined that most modern art hanging in galleries is improperly hung. 'Curators of modern art tend to hang painted works in a way which strikes them as most aest...
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Funny story:  Lost diaries reveal DaVinci invented the internet - Al Gore 'furious'

Lost diaries reveal DaVinci invented the internet - Al Gore 'furious'

Long-lost diaries written by Leonardo daVinci around 1502 reveal that he, rather than Al Gore, invented the internet. DaVinci was an Italian scientist, mathematician, engineer, inventor, anatomist, painter, sculptor, architect, botanist, musician...
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Funny story:  Criminologist: 'crime pays after all'

Criminologist: 'crime pays after all'

Kevin Henderson, a professor of criminology at Snarkington University, has turned an old adage on its head: 'crime doesn't pay'. 'Crime actually pays quite well', said Henderson. 'So well, in fact, that I'm considering changing careers.' Hender...
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Funny story:  Kate Gosselin Spends Christmas With Her Bodyguard

Kate Gosselin Spends Christmas With Her Bodyguard

WERNERSVILLE, Pennsylvania - Kate Gosselin and her eight kids spent Christmas with her bodyguard Steve Nield at her quasi-ranch which was awarded to her by the divorce hearing judge. Kate was quick to point out that Mr. Nield had been accompanied...
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Funny story:  Now, why would someone stay in an airplane toilet for one hour?

Now, why would someone stay in an airplane toilet for one hour?

"A security alert aboard a Northwest Airlines jet ended Sunday after investigators determined the incident -- the second in two days involving a Detroit, Michigan-bound flight -- was "nonserious," federal authorities said. The crew of Northwest Flight 253 reported a "verbally disruptive" passenger Sunday and requested police meet the plane when it arrived from the Netherlands, the airline told...
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Funny story:  Ivana Trump Kicked Off Of A Delta-Northwest Jet

Ivana Trump Kicked Off Of A Delta-Northwest Jet

PALM BEACH, Florida - Donald Trump's ex-wife Ivana Trump was escorted off of a Delta-Northwest jet as it sat on the runway ready to take off. It seems that Ivana who is 60, but looks 70, became very upset because there were some children talking s...
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Funny story:  Ivana Trump in Mile High Club rumpus

Ivana Trump in Mile High Club rumpus

Florida - (Pie-in-the-Sky): Serial gold-digger and Mile High Club enthusiast Ivana Trump was chucked off an airplane today following an altercation with minors (sic). Palm Beach County Sheriff's Department sources said Donald Trump's peroxide bomb...
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Funny story:  Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Admits To Tiger Woods Affair

Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Admits To Tiger Woods Affair

More Tiger Woods controversy surfaced today when one of the leading cheerleaders of the Dallas Cowboys admitted that she had had a 'fling' with the world's number 1 golfer in 2007. Tammy Slagg, 19, a vivacious blond vixen, said that she and Woods...
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Funny story:  'Panic in Detroit' by The US Drama Queens

'Panic in Detroit' by The US Drama Queens

'He looked nothing like Che Guevara, drove an 8 wheel van Kept his guns above the fireplace, such a feeble man The only survivor, of losing to Vietnam Panic in Detroit, a bunch of drama queens He should have stayed at home, 15 hours of fame Panic in Detroit They cried at US terror alerts, that bored the Brits back home The police had stirred up mass hysteria, the British only laugh and...
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Funny story:  "Cold Turkey" perfect recipe for booze & drug excesses at Xmas!

"Cold Turkey" perfect recipe for booze & drug excesses at Xmas!

What to do with left over Turkey bits and bobs is no longer a problem????? After all of the excessive booze & drug abuse over the festive period, scientists, top chefs and Amy Winehouse have discovered the perfect recipe for Hangovers (Jaggedone got cramp HANGING too long OVER the bog) COLD TURKEY!!!!!!! Here are their recipes for those who think it's Easter and Jesus is about to be c...
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Funny story:  Dear Kent Pete: Am I Gay?

Dear Kent Pete: Am I Gay?

Dear Kent Pete I'm a 33 year old man and am concerned that I might be gay. Don't get me wrong, I don't hate homosexuals. Virtually all of my lovers from the age of 16 have been gay men and if I ever go out it tends to be to gay clubs and bars. I'm a life member of the Pink Punters in Milton Keynes. However I don't want to 'follow the yellow brick road' if infact I am a closet heterosexual.
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Funny story:  "Im Straight" admits Jonny Wilkinson

"Im Straight" admits Jonny Wilkinson

Jonny Wilkinson England's World Cup Hero winning Fly-half has shocked the Rugby world by admitting that he is a heterosexual. In a statement issued by his manager Ben Dover-Backwards,Wilkinson said "Yes it's true Ive always been straight even whil...
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Funny story:  Jon Gosselin's Apartment Ransacked - Police Will Question Elin Nordegren

Jon Gosselin's Apartment Ransacked - Police Will Question Elin Nordegren

MANHATTAN - It has not been too good a year for Jon Gosselin. First, his TV reality show, Jon and Kate Plus 8 gets cancelled, then he and Kate get a divorce, and now his apartment has been ransacked. NYPD detectives have questioned several of Gos...
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Funny story:  Big Bang On Our Big Red Friend!

Big Bang On Our Big Red Friend!

Little children woke up all over the world to an enormous disappointment this Christmas Morning, wondering why there were no presents under the big pine. The answer: Santa Claus is no more! Last night, while flying over London, England, the jol...
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Funny story:  Passing Pantless Through Security Screens

Passing Pantless Through Security Screens

In response to a recent attempt by a nigerian man to blow up a flight with an explosive hidden in his pants, US Homeland Security has put in place a new procedure which requires all passengers to pass their pants through the scanning machine at airpo...
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Funny story:  Unnamed celebrity accused of doing nothing

Unnamed celebrity accused of doing nothing

A well known celebrity, who wishes to remain anonymous, has today sensationally claimed that another well known celebrity who (s)he does not wish to name did nothing to him/her 10 years ago and that (s)he does not want to talk about it ever again.
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Funny story:  Morrissey to become President of Europe?

Morrissey to become President of Europe?

Rock icon Noel Gallagher travelled to Brussels today to press the case for singer songwriter Morrissey to become the first President of the European Union, and indications from around the continent last night suggested that his journey might not be i...
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Funny story:  On Groundhog Day, Nancy Pelosi Removes Head From Ass, But Puts It Back In

On Groundhog Day, Nancy Pelosi Removes Head From Ass, But Puts It Back In

Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi celebrated Groundhog Day by removing her head from her ass. After wiping the feces from her eyes and looking around, however, she put it right back in. Spokesman Muffy Muncher said that "Nancy saw her shadow, which...
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Funny story:  Diary Reveals Lizzie Borden Committed Incest When She Gave Her Brother Forty Whacks

Diary Reveals Lizzie Borden Committed Incest When She Gave Her Brother Forty Whacks

Lizzie Borden, the American Woman of the 19th century who was most famous for killing her parents with an axe, was also involved in an incestuous relationship with her brother. The long lost diary of Dewey Borden, discovered in a trunk in Bangor, Ma...
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Funny story:  Al Gore Claims He Invented The Hokey Pokey

Al Gore Claims He Invented The Hokey Pokey

The Hokey Pokey Dance, a staple at parties, wedding receptions, and dances since the 1940's, is now the victim of a new lawsuit. Former United States Vice President Al Gore, who is attempting to deflect criticism off himself since the Climategate ne...
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Funny story:  Exhumation Reveals Carrie Nation's Husband Was "Bobbitized"

Exhumation Reveals Carrie Nation's Husband Was "Bobbitized"

An exhumation of Donald Nation, the late husband of turn of the century Prohibition pioneer Carrie Nation, has revealed that he died due to blood loss from a severed penis. Carrie Nation is best remembered for taking a hatchet into bars and saloons...
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Funny story:  Lincoln Town Car Voted Best Backseat By Unwed Teenage Mothers

Lincoln Town Car Voted Best Backseat By Unwed Teenage Mothers

The backseat of the Lincoln Town Car has been voted as the favorite by a group of unwed, teenaged mothers (and mothers-to-be). The young women, aged 13 to 17, said that they found this vehicle's backseat to be "the roomiest, with the nicest upholste...
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Funny story:  Cooper Admits to Preference For Drilling Bung Holes

Cooper Admits to Preference For Drilling Bung Holes

On a recent episode of a television series describing unusual jobs, Cooper John Hudson described what he liked best about his job. While there are not many coopers left in the business due to the proliferation of plastics, there still are a few peop...
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Funny story:  Three Little Kittens Recover Lost Mittens

Three Little Kittens Recover Lost Mittens

Three little kittens who lost their mittens have recovered the missing property, according to a report filed by the Mother Goose Police. The kittens, however, will not be allowed to keep the mittens as they are being used in evidence in an active cr...
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Funny story:  Playground Death Ruled A Sui-Slide

Playground Death Ruled A Sui-Slide

According to his friends at the park, Jerry Monson was "a real swinger." The four year old was also often winner of king of the mountain games and, according to his friends, "made the best mud pies ever." Sadly, this playdate playmate was found dea...
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Funny story:  Hull City Stun Manchester United

Hull City Stun Manchester United

There was drama in East Yorkshire yesterday afternoon when Hull City, the Premiership whipping boys, stunned current champions Manchester United with a fantastic display at the KC Stadium. The Tigers, languishing in 19th spot, and destined for the...
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