Debbie DeLightful, the legendary hard core porn actress continued her US publicity tour by visiting Dallas, Texas.
Addressing a crowd of conspiracy theorists in Dealey Plaza, standing on a grassy knoll, she announced that she was really glad to ge...
New York - (Reuterus): According to Homeland Insecurity Department transcripts the fruit (think 'giant hairy melon') of that sordid 70s coupling has lived the Life of Riley spreading rancor in cyberspace about her eclectic DNA.
But as UK Fraud Sq...
Washington, D.C. - History has repeated itself as the failed terror attack in Detroit has shown eerie similarities to the security failures leading up to 9/11. Like the Phoenix e-mail memo warning of the 9/11 terrorists flight training was ignored,...
HOLLYWOOD(ABSNN) -- Count Dracula. the real Count Dracula, held a press conference Sunday to bemoan the current crop of "teen angst, heart throb" blood suckers found in wildly popular television and motion pictures.
"What do they know of suffering...
Ignoring the Christian festive period Iraqi Shia Muslims have decided to join a massive party in downtown, happy go lucky, Karbal.
The festivities there are reaching a climax and Shia's wish to prove to the world that Christmas is indeed a commerc...
Vatican Shitty - (Altar Buoys): A stunning PR success is how papal mouthpiece Monsignor Georg Gangswine (sic) described it.
And now the Vatican is planning a repeat performance of the staged attack that brought Pope Joe Ratzinger to his knees on C...
Pottersville, New York - A much relieved George Bailey is very glad that he made the wish he made, and has no intention of ever asking Clarence the angel to take it back.
George Bailey, formerly of Bedford Falls, was a long suffering man married t...
London man, Big Johnny Johnson, the man with a really large penis today admitted that he could never realistically hope to compete with the people on satirical website TheSpoof.com.
For some time now, the website has played host to a United States...
Tough tackling Irish midfielder and Manchester United legend, Roy Keane has announced that as of Monday he will be the man at the helm of satirical website The Spoof.com
In a shock announcement, the current Editorial team announced that they'd had...
In the headlines today is Umy Faloukin Tummysbad, the son of the most honest banker in Nigeria, who was reported as setting off an incendiary device on an airliner when he went to the toilet with a joint.
The airlines and press had been instructed...
Prince Michael II, also known as "Blanket" told reporters outside the house Sunday, while his grandmother slept, that his dad, Michael could raise the dead.
"Yes he could do that", seconded Michael Joseph Jackson Jr. "We would be sitting around a...
A former Prime Minister of Great Britain is seeking a few brave men (and women - but men, really) to take care of his safety while he earns many millions of pounds sterling as a lecturer and motivational speaker.
Mr Bliar - for it is he - needs protection.
The attack can come from anywhere and at any moment.
14 security personnel are required to be present at every meeting between Mr Blia...
According to a research jointly carried out by Oxford and Cambridge Universities the Queen's Christmas speech on TV is watched by 56% of the adult population in the UK but remembered only by 3% after the Boxing Day. The proportion of people giving so...
Neo-liberals around the world are reacting ferociously against news announced on The Spoof of the discovery that 'nearly half of all people are below average'.
The discovery was made by Devin Devlin, a population statistician with the University o...