Funny story:  Debbie Does Dallas - Moves On

Debbie Does Dallas - Moves On

Debbie DeLightful, the legendary hard core porn actress continued her US publicity tour by visiting Dallas, Texas. Addressing a crowd of conspiracy theorists in Dealey Plaza, standing on a grassy knoll, she announced that she was really glad to ge...
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Funny story:  Bill Clinton/Anne Bancroft shagging chimera stalks cyberspace

Bill Clinton/Anne Bancroft shagging chimera stalks cyberspace

New York - (Reuterus): According to Homeland Insecurity Department transcripts the fruit (think 'giant hairy melon') of that sordid 70s coupling has lived the Life of Riley spreading rancor in cyberspace about her eclectic DNA. But as UK Fraud Sq...
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Funny story:  FBI E-mail Warned of Terror Plot, Mistaken for Nigerian Banking Scam

FBI E-mail Warned of Terror Plot, Mistaken for Nigerian Banking Scam

Washington, D.C. - History has repeated itself as the failed terror attack in Detroit has shown eerie similarities to the security failures leading up to 9/11. Like the Phoenix e-mail memo warning of the 9/11 terrorists flight training was ignored,...
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Funny story:  Dracula Compains that Twilight, Teen Vampires Suck!

Dracula Compains that Twilight, Teen Vampires Suck!

HOLLYWOOD(ABSNN) -- Count Dracula. the real Count Dracula, held a press conference Sunday to bemoan the current crop of "teen angst, heart throb" blood suckers found in wildly popular television and motion pictures. "What do they know of suffering...
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Funny story:  Iraqi Shia Muslim morons celebrate non-Christmas by slapping themselves on their heads, APELIKE!

Iraqi Shia Muslim morons celebrate non-Christmas by slapping themselves on their heads, APELIKE!

Ignoring the Christian festive period Iraqi Shia Muslims have decided to join a massive party in downtown, happy go lucky, Karbal. The festivities there are reaching a climax and Shia's wish to prove to the world that Christmas is indeed a commerc...
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Funny story:  Vatican planning New Year's hoax attack on Pope

Vatican planning New Year's hoax attack on Pope

Vatican Shitty - (Altar Buoys): A stunning PR success is how papal mouthpiece Monsignor Georg Gangswine (sic) described it. And now the Vatican is planning a repeat performance of the staged attack that brought Pope Joe Ratzinger to his knees on C...
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Funny story:  It's a wonderful life!

It's a wonderful life!

Pottersville, New York - A much relieved George Bailey is very glad that he made the wish he made, and has no intention of ever asking Clarence the angel to take it back. George Bailey, formerly of Bedford Falls, was a long suffering man married t...
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Funny story:  Man With Huge Penis Admits He Can't Compete With The Spoof

Man With Huge Penis Admits He Can't Compete With The Spoof

London man, Big Johnny Johnson, the man with a really large penis today admitted that he could never realistically hope to compete with the people on satirical website TheSpoof.com. For some time now, the website has played host to a United States...
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Funny story:  Roy Keane To Take Charge At TheSpoof.com

Roy Keane To Take Charge At TheSpoof.com

Tough tackling Irish midfielder and Manchester United legend, Roy Keane has announced that as of Monday he will be the man at the helm of satirical website The Spoof.com In a shock announcement, the current Editorial team announced that they'd had...
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Funny story:  Airline bomber's name is an alias

Airline bomber's name is an alias

In the headlines today is Umy Faloukin Tummysbad, the son of the most honest banker in Nigeria, who was reported as setting off an incendiary device on an airliner when he went to the toilet with a joint. The airlines and press had been instructed...
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Funny story:  Blanket Says Dad, Michael Jackson Could Raise The Dead

Blanket Says Dad, Michael Jackson Could Raise The Dead

Prince Michael II, also known as "Blanket" told reporters outside the house Sunday, while his grandmother slept, that his dad, Michael could raise the dead. "Yes he could do that", seconded Michael Joseph Jackson Jr. "We would be sitting around a...
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Funny story:  Security Guards Sought

Security Guards Sought

A former Prime Minister of Great Britain is seeking a few brave men (and women - but men, really) to take care of his safety while he earns many millions of pounds sterling as a lecturer and motivational speaker. Mr Bliar - for it is he - needs protection. The attack can come from anywhere and at any moment. 14 security personnel are required to be present at every meeting between Mr Blia...
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Funny story:  The Queen's Christmas Speech to be scrapped

The Queen's Christmas Speech to be scrapped

According to a research jointly carried out by Oxford and Cambridge Universities the Queen's Christmas speech on TV is watched by 56% of the adult population in the UK but remembered only by 3% after the Boxing Day. The proportion of people giving so...
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Funny story:  Neo-liberals: nearly half of all people are ABOVE average

Neo-liberals: nearly half of all people are ABOVE average

Neo-liberals around the world are reacting ferociously against news announced on The Spoof of the discovery that 'nearly half of all people are below average'. The discovery was made by Devin Devlin, a population statistician with the University o...
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